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The official anthem of Felicity and her alter ego, Fellatio Choak.
https://youtu.be/LFOhLuUnkPA
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Fifty dollar. Donna Smoak love you long time. She so horny.
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Felicity becomes Oral Call Girl.
Remember the summers when kids would go running with money in their hands when they heard the sounds of the ice cream truck coming?
Well in Star City, it's a bit different. The scree scree screeing of Felicity's chair now brings business men running, waving cash in their hands. Eager for her services.
One more step in her journey to become Fellatio Choak, supervillainess.
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3921180/board/flat/250105139?d=251238138#251238138
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Hawke(Clayton) vs Queen: The custody battle
Judge: Okay, William, who do you want to live with, your mommy or your daddy?
Sandra: Choose me.
William: Um, I don't know.
Oliver. Hi William. Before you decide. I want you to meet a friend of mine. (Taps his earpiece.) Barry runs in, in full Flash regalia.) This is my friend the Flash. I asked him to come by and say hello to you.
Barry: Hi William. I'm the Flash. I'm really good friends with your daddy. He asked me to come by and see you.
Oliver: So who do you want to live with. Me or your mom?
William: I WANT TO LIVE WITH DADDY!
Sandra: Oliver you bastard! You're as bad as your mother was!
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Olicity *IS* truly Olilatio. It's all about the perversion. It's easily found. (Google is indeed a wonderful thing.)
The fan fiction.
www.fanfiction.net/s/10960314/1/Taste-of-Your-Poison-Paradise
And the movie.
https://youtu.be/NTrF0CHG_rU
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Bull's Eye, the Arrow hound, gives Felicity a puppy pearl necklace. Felicity likes her bukkake doggy style.
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Jurassic Park 4 2008 script
https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B-1uo14GK7BhaU9QNjRfdEliUS1Jemszd3hQZVVRd2prQkxB/edit
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My name is Oliver Queen. I was shtuping a dumb blonde. She claims she went to MIT but we all really know it was McCarran (Airport) Institute of Technology (And Cosmetology). I try to ignore the fact she'd been rogered by Ray and probably Barry too. At least Barry was probably done quickly. Now I'm free of her and I didn't even have to dump her and have to deal with the whining and crying. Dodged THAT bullet! Yea! Guess I DO have superpowers. :-)
I'm thinking about hooking up with Supergirl tart now. I just found out she had a bunch of nude pictures of herself taken while having sex and it's the equivalent of hardcore porn. She actually put it on her cloud drive, it, surprise! <rolls eyes> got stolen and is now all over the internet. She'd clearly hotter and much dumber than Felicity. Everything a ex billionaire, now multi millionaire could want in a chick. Time to trade up. Now that she's on the CW too, it'll be even easier for me to nail her. Could my life get any better?
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"Oh, hi Oliver, Ray Palmer here. Sorry but Felicity can't come to the phone right now. She's under the desk taking dic..er... she's AT the desk taking dictation. Can I take a message?"
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As Oliver stands at the grave, the camera pans down on the gravestone. We see inscribed upon it the name, Felicity Smoak. Barry comes walking over. They both stare at the gravestone for a few moments.
Barry turns to Oliver and asks, 'who's Felicity Smoak? Why the hell are we even in the graveyard? Wanna go get a beer?'
'Sure, says Oliver, but I've got to call Laurel and tell her I'll be late. You know how she gets if I don't. You screw one blonde behind her back....'
'Oliver, it was her sister, what the hell did you expect would happen when she found out?"
They turn away from the camera and walk off.
Felicity Smoak is never mentioned or seen ever again.
Damian Darhk has erased her from the very fabric of reality.
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I am Fellatio Choak, My metahuman power is that I give men blowjobs and they then give me all their worldly possessions. When I say men, I mean billionaires or multi-millionaires. Why would I waste my time and talent on poor guys?
My secret identity is Felicity Smoak. I used to be an IT tech at Queen Consolidated but then it became Palmer Technology. I became a Vice President. Now I own the company. How? Blowjobs. I have a really comfortable pair of kneepads. ;-)
I tell everyone I graduated from MIT. What I don't tell them is it's not the MIT in Cambridge. It's the other MIT, McCarran (Airport) Institute of Technology (And Cosmetology). Hey, I'm blonde. Is it MY fault that men believe everything I tell them?
I'm also a Superhero Groupie Slut. They have a support group for that. I used to go but stopped because it was just Selena Kyle and Talia Al Ghul making bitchy comments about each other all evening. It's actually pretty convenient addiction. I get to keep an eye on the heat. Keep your enemies closer and all that stuff. It's hard for superheroes to catch you with their pants around their ankles.
So all you billionaires and multi millionaires out there, beware Fellatio Choak, Superhero Groupie Slut Fellatrix. Superheroes better watch out too or your genitalia will end up floating in a jar of formaldehyde on my bookcase.
www.flickr.com/photos/72833062@N00/18439420499/in/dateposted-public/
www.flickr.com/photos/72833062@N00/18627796351/in/dateposted-public/
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I just love it when the actor cooperates and poses doing the universal BJ gesture . ;-)
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All the top Nazis were devout Christians.
Hitler had no interest in ancient Pagan religions. That was Himmler. Himmler's interests only went so far. He still spoke frequently about Christianity. The Nazis believed Jesus was not a Jew but was the first Aryan.
Hitler was devoutly Catholic and Christian. But he wanted the church subordinate to that state. Both the Catholics and Protestants were all too happy to oblige him with a few minor exceptions. The photos speak eloquently for themselves regarding that.
Nazis artifacts were frequently covered with Christian iconography as well.
The Nazi war against the Jews was the result of many hundred years of Catholic and Protestant anti-Semitic indoctrination in Europe. The Nazis nearly achieved both major branches of the Christian churches goal of the eradication of the Jews and Judaism.
There's a reason why the Catholic Church was so instrumental in the escape of so many Nazis from Europe in order for them to escape justice.
http://www.nobeliefs.com/hitler.htm
http://www.nobeliefs.com/speeches.htm
http://www.nobeliefs.com/henchmen.htm
http://www.nobeliefs.com/hitlerchristian.htm
http://www.nobeliefs.com/ChurchesWWII.htm
http://www.nobeliefs.com/nazis.htm
http://www.nobeliefs.com/mementoes.htm
http://www.nobeliefs.com/HitlerBible.htm
http://www.nobeliefs.com/HitlerSources.htm
http://www.nobeliefs.com/hitler-myths.htm
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Christianity isn't a real religion. It's nothing but ritualized mockery of Judaism. Just an anti-Semitic hate cult with delusions of grandeur.
Only a moron would believe that a tribal god cares one wit about anyone but the people of his tribe. If he can even understand the words of other peoples, he laughs at the sheer stupidity of fools groveling before a god with whom they have nothing but an imagined connection.
Yeshua Ben Yosef was born, lived and died a Jew. He was a rabbi, not a prophet to the world. His teachings were meant exclusively for the Jewish people but they were taken by sick and depraved corrupt power mongers, twisted into something hideous, given a sword and sent out to destroy the Jews and the other spiritual traditions of the world to the detriment of all humanity.
If Christianity were a government, it's crimes against humanity would eclipse those perpetrated by all the Fascist and Communist dictatorships combined. And it's crimes are still being actively committed today.
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Islam and Christianity is the same damn thing. It's nothing more than an anti-Semitic hate cult based on the ritualized mockery of Judaism. To pretend there's a difference is an insult to anyone with a functioning brain.
Both universalist messianic branches demand everyone convert and grovel before their make believe desert slave god. They both go out harass and threaten everyone who does not.
Mankind will never be truly free until the last Christian is strangled with the entrails of the last Muslim.
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The Conners: Triggered (2022)
Usual hysterical Hollywood twaddle
Conner family goes into hysterics discovering that Dan has a pistol and arms himself after the town goes into lock down after a mall shooting. Grand daughter then steals Dan's gun and turns it into a police buyback.
Disposing of the most effective tool available for defending the family in their economically staggering suburb town. The sheer idiocy of this episode is staggering. Doing this will in no way make things better. I just renders more people helpless victims.
Despite this episode's hysterical rhetoric, There is no such thing as gun violence. Guns are inanimate objects and as such, are incapable of violence. Only biological organisms, humans and animals are capable of violence. Anthropomorphizing inanimate objects with qualities only biological organisms can possess is a demonstration of a mental illness.
Guns are the antidote to crime and violence. That's because they're the most democratizing device humanity has ever devised. They put everyone on an equal footing, size and strength no longer matter, their physical superiority is irrelevant. Guns are the creation of the scientist and the engineer, thus the thinking, educated person's solution to violence. Make a tool to negate physical strength and superiority. Make everyone equal. Make violence untenable.
Peacemaker (2022)
Transformational: Transformed Suicide Squad's most hated character
I didn't have much hope for this series when I heard about it. Peacemaker was The Suicide Squad's most hated character, outside of Amanda Waller. Couldn't fathom why you'd ever want to produce a series based around him. Peacemaker was a pretty much irredeemable character.
But after eight short episodes, I'm sold. This was a great series. A interesting thoughtful and engaging story line. Characters one grew to understand and care about what happened to them.
I recommend watching this series. Especially if you're a DC universe fan.
I hope they do a second season and it lives up to the standard of the first.
Assault on VA-33 (2021)
Fourth rate Die Hard wanna be
No one going to ever confuse Sean Patrick Flanery with Bruce Willis. No ones going to confuse Weston Coppola with Alan Rickman. No one's going to confuse an abandoned hospital for operational Veterans Administration hospital. Even one in the economically depressed ass end of western upstate New York.
The premise that a four star Marine general would travel to the ass end of up state New York to see a psychiatrist is laughable.
Most of the characters are caricatures. They're not fleshed out in any shape or form.
The writing is cliched.
The special effects like gunshot wounds are atrocious.
If you can watch this for free on the internet and have some time that really needs killing, give it a shot. If you pay to watch this, you'll be pissed you wasted the money. I guarantee this.
Star Trek: Lower Decks (2020)
Best Star Trek series ever!
Lower decks is, by far, the best Star Trek series ever. Where else in Star Trek do you have a captain, trying to get her daughter, with whom she has a fractured relationship, reassigned off her ship? Arguing with her admiral husband about it over subspace. Who weasels out of doing it and finds a dubious excuse to end the transmission.
This show is IDIC personified and writ large.
Wonderfully subversive. Roddenberry, who believed in future where everyone got along, would have hated it. Lower Decks is the diametric opposite of the first season of The Next Generation. Which didn't work very well. Star Trek has always worked best when there's conflict and disparate personalities coming together.
I hope this show runs for a long time.
Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn (2020)
Disappointing. Very disappointing.
I'm a big fan of the DC live action films. I think Leto's Joker in Suicide Squad was a brilliant updating of the tired and cliched portrayals of the character, which in previous incarnations was stuck in the 1940s. Margo Robbie's portrayal of Harley Quinn in this movie and in Suicide Squad is the epitome of the character. Unfortunately, in this film, that's where it ends.
The casting of the other major characters is uninspired. The Arrowverse managed to cast three actresses in the role of Black Canary who created more compelling versions of this DC character. The Arrowverse cast a more compelling Helena Bertinelli. Gotham cast a more compelling Victor Zsasz.
My guess as for these casting failures is that they were deliberately down casting these characters in an attempt to not outshine Margot Robbie and portray her as the clear and unambiguous lead. This turned out to be a major mistake. Robbie clearly needs quality first string actors to act off.
The story line is okay but flawed. It operates on a false premise. That villains with an axe to grind would go after Harley Quinn for revenge if she broke up with the Joker. I have a hard time believing no villain was smart enough to have asked themselves this question: What if I kill Harley Quinn and then the always unpredictable Joker changes his mind and decides that Harley Quinn was the love of his life?
The answer is, of course, there isn't likely any place on Earth far enough away for them to hide from a Joker seeking vengeance.
Suicide Squad worked because Harley Quinn was part of an ensemble of significant villains, some played by significant actors. Bird of Prey falls flat because in it doesn't put her in with such an ensemble.
Better luck next time.
Veronica Mars: Years, Continents, Bloodshed (2019)
Season 4: A death too far? (spoilers)
Have they taken things too far with the ending of this series? I think so.
Through the first three seasons and the film they've been killing off popular ancillary characters left and right. Some were people we sort of disliked and some were characters we grieved.
You could work around the missing characters, but it got harder and harder. Many new additions to the cast never really were fully invested as those who'd been around for the long haul.
I'm having a hard time seeing, or wanting to watch, a Veronica Mars without Logan. Their relationship was kind of the bedrock of the show, from seasons two onward. Even in season one, when they were enemies, there still was a weird attraction between the two of them.
Veronica Mars (2004)
Season 4: A death too far? (spoilers)
Have they taken things too far with the ending of this series? I think so.
Through the first three seasons and the film they've been killing off popular ancillary characters left and right. Some were people we sort of disliked and some were characters we grieved.
You could work around the missing characters, but it got harder and harder. Many new additions to the cast never really were fully invested as those who'd been around for the long haul.
I'm having a hard time seeing, or wanting to watch, a Veronica Mars without Logan. Their relationship was kind of rhe bedrock of the show, from seasons two onward. Even in season one, when they were enemies, there still was a weird attraction between the two of them.
Titans: Bruce Wayne (2019)
Batman is an Arse hole
You'd think that the Titans discovering a young man with the power of Superman might rate Dick Grayson calling in Batman about it. Grayson surely has knowledge of the man of steel. To discuss whether Superman himself needs to be called in.
Instead what we get is much better.
We discover that Batman is an arse hole. Or at least the one in Grayson's mind is. Great characterization. Ian Glen is magnificent in the part. Sort of the antithesis of the Adam West Batman.
The only complaint about this show is that half way through the second season, we're still being introduced to the characters. Maybe the seasons need to be longer, the former 24-26 episode standard, so they can actually do something. I'd kind of like to see the Titans doing something definitive, mixing it up with a villain. They seem to wedge like 10 minutes of that sort of plot into a 44 minute episode. It needs more.
Titans: Jason Todd (2018)
Where's a clown with a crowbar when you need him?
Great take on Jason Todd.
Wonderfully obnoxious. Especially his bald faced lies to Grayson about Batman letting him drive the Batmobile. Truly great braggadocio. As if that ever happened! That fact that Dick falls for it is delicious.
All this serves to create a epic portrayal of Jason Todd. One who is mouthy and so utterly full of himself. Not so far removed from the street punk he was when he crossed paths with the Batman.
All we see makes one almost think his future final run in with the Joker might have mitigating circumstances. Dare I say, it makes one sympathize with the clown price of crime's decision to shut the little punk up permanently. Poor Joker just wanted some quiet.
The juxtaposition with the staid Dick Grayson works so well. This is obviously an episode that moves Grayson a step closer to becoming Nightwing. To finally become his own man separate from Batman.
Doctor Who: Rosa (2018)
British Bigotry Corporation cowardice at work
I'll be impressed when the BBC has intestinal fortitude to depict British acts of discrimination and bigotry on Doctor Who.
Let's see them depict Bloody Sunday, the Bogside Massacre on January 30th 1972 when British soldiers murdered 14 Irish civilians when they gunned down 28 peaceful protestors in Londonderry, in Ulster, Northern Ireland who had the temerity to want equal rights for the Irish in occupied Ireland.
Let's see them depict the Jallianwala Bagh massacre, also known as the Amritsar massacre which took place on 13 April 1919. When the British Indian Army opened fire on 5000 peaceful protestors, killing between 379 and 100 men, women and children. wounding 1100 others. They stopped only because they ran out of ammunition.
Let's see them depict the Chuka Massacre in Kenya in June 1953 with 20 unarmed people by the King's African Rifles B Company.
The 5th KAR B Company had been sent to the Chuka area on 13 June 1953, to flush out rebels suspected of hiding in the nearby forests. The Company commander, Major G. S. L. Griffiths, set up a base camp from which he directed operations - two platoons would sweep through the forest to flush out the rebels, while African members of the local Home Guard policed the forest boundary. The sweeps were conducted by two junior officers. This was a typical anti-Mau Mau operation.
Two Mau-Mau fighters that were recently captured were brought by the soldiers to act as "guides" to assist rebel hideouts. When they were questioned, neither were willing to provide information. Griffiths and his two junior officers interrogated the men, and when the first prisoner seemed unwilling to co-operate, Griffiths ordered that a hole be made in his ear with a bayonet. A string was passed through the gaping wound, to be used as a tether over the next four days. The second prisoner also proved uncooperative. His ear was amputated on Griffiths' orders, and he was then summarily shot dead. Griffiths would later claim he had been shot whilst trying to escape.
In early afternoon of 17 June, a patrol of ten men moved out of the forest and into the surrounding farmland. It came across twelve members of the Home Guard gathered at a farmhouse. For reasons that have never become clear, the twelve men were ordered to lie face down, and were badly beaten. Two of the victims were sent to fetch food for the soldiers - and subsequently made their escape - while the remaining ten were escorted into the forest by the KAR patrol. They reached the soldiers' camp around 4 pm and made to lie face down in a line. At sunset, they were shot where they lay, at close range and in cold blood.
The following morning, 18 June, the Warrant Officer led his patrol along the forest edge, close to the settlement of Karege. Again it encountered and interrogated a group of Home Guards. The soldiers pillaged food gardens in Karege and shot a farmer before escorting their captives into the forest. African witnesses saw a British officer with the patrol. Early that afternoon, the captives - nine men and one child - were executed in a clearing near a small coffee farm at the forest edge. Soldiers cut off the hands of six of the victims and tucked these into their packs before returning to camp. The final killing occurred between 2 and 3 am the next day, when the surviving guide, still tethered by his ear, was shot, allegedly while trying to escape. At dawn, the soldiers broke camp, heading back to B Company's headquarters at Nyeri, leaving the body of their dead guide where it lay.
Titans: Titans (2018)
Best line ever uttered by Dick Grayson
Fuçk Batman. Best line ever uttered in a DC show by Dick Grayson.
I enjoyed most of this first episode. A Dick Grayson disaffected from Batman, out on his own to create his own man and superhero persona is a great theme for the character in this show. I'm looking forwards to the transition to Nightwing.
I really liked the handling of Raven and her struggles, her first steps on her journey discover who she is who she'll be.
Far less convincing is the Starfire subplot. It felt has someone had just cut scenes from a 70s exploitation movie into the episode and called it a day. It strikes me as reminiscent of the infamous Code Of Honor episode in Star Trek: The Next Generation season one. The character really needs to get better soon and pretty damn fast. If not, not one is going to take this Starfire seriously. This is the reason for the loss of three stars.
The Beast Boy teaser at the end was a fun Easter egg while still waiting for a later episode for a more formal in depth introduction of the character. It would have been hard to do justice to the four characters if they had done an introduction of all four in this pilot.
Is That a Gun in Your Pocket? (2016)
Asinine Fantasyland Strawman Argument
This movie starts out with a grade school child bringing a pistol to school and accidentally having multiple discharges and shooting the crossing guard. All because his idiot parents hid the gun cabinet key and he found it. IN THE REAL WORLD only a mentally deficient moron hides a key to a gun cabinet. Even marginally intelligent people know enough to keep them on their key ring and on their person so if there's a reason to need a gun for home defense they don't need to go searching for it, spending minutes when seconds count.
This movie as a badly thought out propaganda piece, a masturbatory fantasy for the fuzzy thinking anti gun left and the self interested corporate supremacist right. Both want to outlaw firearm ownership for vastly different reasons. The left because of utopian fantasy their belief that if humans don't have weapons available they will somehow learn to live in peace. The corporate right because if your plan is to outsource people's jobs the last thing you want is them armed and able to put the brakes on your plans and assert national sovereignty. The anti gun movement is a right and left wing movement, that's why it's so dangerous. Until 2nd A people get this they will eventually lose their rights because the opposition transcends traditional left-right politics.
In the real world the parents in this movie would have been held responsible for their irresponsibility. They wouldn't have time or be in the position to be running a movement for this issue, they'd be trying to figure a way to keep themselves out of jail and in court trying not to lose their house when they were sued by the crossing guard, the only real victim here.
If you'd like a hour and a half of laughing at the abject stupidity of these moronic characters, this film is great way to kill some time.
Extinction (2014)
This is NOT a found footage film (Spoilers)
I'm writing this review because the five morons who previously wrote reviews of it evidentially don't know what a found footage film is. A found footage film requires all the participants to have died or disappeared and for the footage to have been discovered later ostensibly by someone not involved in it's filming. This film is presented by surviving members of the party. Therefore this is a mockumentary not a found footage film.
To the film.
I found the special effects to be of varying quality. I'll assume I'm not spoiling anything be saying this is a dinosaur film. Especially since they have a picture of one emblazoned on the title page here.
I found the first few views of the dinosaurs to be questionable. I'm not sure if the were digital or practical effects but the didn't seem especially real to me. As the film went on however the effects seemed to get better. The dinosaurs began looking more realistic. I guess it's a case of on the job training for their creator.
As for the script and story. As seems de rigueur for this type of film, there is a certain level of tension and hostility towards one another from the various members of the expedition. When adversity strikes the group they seem to overcome this and work together.
The film follows formula in that the dinosaur(s) finally attack the group and start picking off the members of expedition. No surprise there.
The acting is okay. How many ways are there to play we've discovered dinosaurs aren't extinct, they're trying to eat us and I'm scared out of my mind?
I'm sure no one will be shocked that it's fairly obvious that this film was not filmed in the Amazon. It's a UK production so I'll assume rural UK but it looked a lot like the rural northeast of America where I grew up. Doesn't matter where, it's just obviously not the Amazon. They try to give a exotic feeling with the inclusion of more tropical animals like spiders, scorpions and snakes and a crocodile which doesn't really help.
If you're like me and enjoy dinosaur films, watch this. It's not a bad film and it's frankly a fun way to spend the evening while you wait for high budget films in the Jurassic franchise to be released. It's not quite as good as The Dinosaur Project. It's a bit better than Area 407 and much better than the rest of the straight to video dinosaur films I've seen.
Darkside Witches (2015)
Not just stupid
This movie wasn't just stupid, it was beyond stupid.
The graphics s/f/x looked like they were done by a child on a home computer. I've honestly seen movies created by kids on you-tube which featured better graphics.
The storyline was inane and convoluted. There was nothing about it that was unique. It makes Quentin Tarantino's rip off scripts look good, which is a monumental task.
The casting looked like they just hired a bunch of porn actors and actresses for scale. The characters were trite and superficial. There was nothing about them that made you empathize with them or root for them. The actor who played the lead 'hero' priest looked like a refugee from a mobster movie.
I can't believe anyone actually thought it would be a good business decision to pay to dub this Italian production film into English so it could be released in the US. Dealing drugs would have been a better decision.
Don't waste your time.
Blue City (1986)
Judd Nelson playing the part of Burt Reynolds
Judd Nelson playing the part of Burt Reynolds. I always thought that was the best way to describe this film. That description is not meant to take anything away from it. Just a description of it.
Like in many of Reynolds' roles, Nelson plays a smart mouthed wisecracking anti-hero. He's not nearly as sure of himself as his pretends to be. Like many of Reynolds' characters, Nelson's Billy Turner is making it up as he goes along as he seeks rough justice. Unlike many action adventure films, the outcome is in doubt. Turner is not an invincible killing machine.
I remember seeing it when it came out. I thought it was a fun film worth watching. The theme is appealing. I think it's an underrated film and the proof the critics' opinions are just that: opinions and therefore subjective. You have to see it for yourself.
Sand Sharks (2012)
Funny B movie Total Send-up of Jaws franchise
What makes this film work is that it doesn't try to be serious, nor does it try to be overly campy.
It's a total and blatant send up of the Jaws franchise movies.
They even swiped some of the plot points and actual arrangements of Jaws franchise films' scenes.
That gives the film a good frame of reference.
It's not especially extreme or sexual, so there's nothing you really have to worry about letting young kids watch it.
They've seeded competent actors in key roles, which helps.
The special effects are adequate. They're about on the level of SCFY channel offerings. No one expects them to be spectacular in a movie like this.