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The Substance (2024)
Okay but to long
At the end I hoped it would soon end. I feel it lasted to long and would had been better if cut at least half an hour. After some time I felt a bit tired and not so excited. I really liked revenge, so since same director of course I came. I think the story was a bit strange. Like they was one but still did not remember what the other did or do. Why then care about the other had succes or what? So for me would had worked more if they had memory from the other to some part. Also no explaine about the company who give this substanse. But anyway. There are some cool part in the movie and even if did not make me love it I am sure other think it had some good qualities.
Ibelin (2024)
So well made
In the story we got to know who he was and why he was always on his computer. There he found love, friendship and connections. Borned with health issues that did cost his life, his parents and sister thought he had no friends, and luckely for them so wrong they was. The movie also show how he could live out different sides of who he was, and on the same time was afraid also to tell other about who he really was. The movie tell in a good way how he did live his last years offline and online. Especialy his parents has show a lot of strength to tell his story, and it was so emotional that people from his clan came to the funeral. One of the best documentary ever seen.
Uncoupled (2022)
Like story, put poor acting
I like the script and story. Some of the things that happen is fun and can relate, even if they are super rich and live a life as most of us do not.
But the dialogue is for not feeling natural. It feels like "they act", and yes, of course they do, but you know, in good show it feels real.
Especialy since they play older gay men, we would maybe excpect that they would be even more natural. And if they where would be better. Probably the actors are just not that good. But the one writing the script did good.
If the series was european maybe. Maybe maybe would had been quality. So could be it is not possible to make it great in the US. But White Lotus for example is a tv series so much better acting.
I guess I did see all episodes mostly because I am gay my self, and fun with some show about us right. But still. Do very well get it did not get a seccond season.
Close (2022)
Oscar for International Feature Film goes to Close
At least that could be. Since the acting is so great. It is so strange to know they are acting, since sometimes they seems so natural. The story is quite strong, and more sad than I had thought before I saw the film. For me it is about finding your self, to be a part of a new group, to think about what others would think about you, about friendship, but also about to learn and go on. There are a lot of great part of the movie, and even if not a movie with action or so, it never feels long. Also it is great to see movies from other countries, than the regular movies from USA or something like that. So buy a ticket. Best in a cinema.
The Black Phone (2021)
Good thriller/horror
I liked the movie. A thriller where the kid gets calls from a serier killer privious victims. The kids in the movie play really good. But its still not for me like "the best" or "one of the best". Some characters are a bit to much and do not get all story about why and so, but still had a good time. You will enjoy it but will not have like "lasting impact" A 7/10 from me.
Fire Island (2022)
Its okay
It's a okay B movie. Cute and fun since gay myself. But of course some characters to stereo and probably it is how a US movie like this would be. A european movie with same theme would from any country be better. But did laugf a little. But again some of characters just to one dimentional and also a bit felt like they was playing a character more than it felt reel. But again, since gay my self it was okay. Some hot guys to watch. Had theme been for straight would had got 2-3 out of 10.
I onde dager (2021)
A funny movie
And a good time at the cinema, whats better? People laughing in the seats. Yeah. Splatter and more is more... and for me it jumped too 9 since I saw it at the cinema in Alta, the directors birthplace. The movie is a bit Tarantino or Coen... and for us that loves that kind of movies then two hours goes very fast. There are also good acting in this movie.
Love It or List It Australia (2017)
Australia know how to make good tv
Our favorite food show has been Australian masterchef. And then we saw this show, that also do have the same consept elsewhere. But none with same feel good as this one. Andrew Winter and Neale Whitaker got a good chemestry and humour. And I love that they got to different places in Australia. Are all people so nice? Like we want to move from cold Norway, when we see what you could get, and as in masterchef all the positivity. Love it.
The Karate Kid Part II (1986)
What a joke
Had not seen it before. What a joke of a movie. So black-white and no suprises. So dumb story. But we did have a fun time seeing it since we laughed a lot. Maybe fun for Kids in the 80s.
Your Home Made Perfect (2019)
Very nice
The first episode we was not sure... but then we got adicted. Seen both season. Very inovative. Great designers. Good host. Hope for more seasons.
Boze Cialo (2019)
Who knew a movie from Poland could be so awsome?
What an story. Great acting. Show the hypocrisy and print in a small comunity in Poland. You will remember this movie. Maybe an Oscar winner?
Flavorful Origins (2019)
Yummy and great tv
In every episode they highlight a new ingridience, how they harvest it and how to prepeare it. Also you get to know more about chinese culture, especialy the area they are showing. Since the chinese cousines are differerent from each other there will hopefully be many more seasons. Im hooked.
Ready or Not (2019)
OK horror movie
You will jump a bit and the story are funny. A lot of blood and also some dark humor parts. But also a bit overplaying and some parts are a bit long. So for me a OK movie.
The Boys (2019)
So much fun
The caracters are complex. The humor and grapic is not for everyone. For me one of the best tv-series in a long time. No superhero tv-series will be the same after The boys. The actors are great. Season 2... come soon! Please.
Glass (2019)
Unbreakable (and Split) was better
I liked Unbreakable and also Split. This movie was to boring for me, and I did not feel much for the story. In fact I did not see the last part (1/3) because it was to boring for me.
Jakten på Berlusconi (2014)
Messy and not funny
This was a movie where half of the comedians from Norway was in the movie. And thats too many. You don't get to know all the characters, there are to much happening, the story goes here and there with "cat" against "mouse" theme. And who is the cat and mouse change a lot... When you have so many fun actors in a movie as in this one you do expect more.
Tha trailer looked very good for this movie. And it made resemblance to a Tarantino-movie. And i love that kind of movies. This is not a Tarantino-movie (faaar from it).
The beginning of the movie is fun, looking at a race between horses. I hope it will be more in that "theme". But thats all about the race. In the end me and my friend just hoped the movie would end so we could watch a random movie at TV instead.
Life as We Know It (2010)
Moralistic and boring
This is not the worst movie in romantic comedy, but its close. What a moralistic movie! Typical US at the worst. A man and a woman that have nothing in common and done like each other move together in a big house since their best friends dies. And off course they get the responsibility as parents for this baby. And they find out that they in fact not only like each other. They are perfect for each other... And a perfect doctor that she before would had loved a relationship with is easily dumped since the passion in a fight is not yet there... The "thing" that they get together as a couple just because they take care of a kid annoyed me, and i had problem watching the last 20 minute of the movie. It was therefor too long. The actors do a okay work. But if you as me hate "moralistic movies" where a child brings together people that are too different - then never see this movie.
Beautiful Creatures (2013)
Nice fantasy movie
Im 33 years old and probably not in the main-group for this movie (teengirls maybe). But me and my friend got a free ticket and went for this movie we would normally not had seen.
But i was charmed. The young actors played well, was cute and had chemistry together. We smiled many times, and the effects was good. The story was OK, and i have never read the story this movie is build on.
This is a good movie i think, and probably they will make more movies so we see how the story will go. I found it fun with the southern small town fun of religious narrowness. And the fight between good and evil is a fight in many of the fantasy-movies, and that was a red line in this movie and worked good.
Fun also to see Emma Thompson, she did a awesome actor-work.
Hodejegerne (2011)
This is how a thriller should be
Im from Norway, and the last years Norwegians movies that are known has been horror movies. So this is a kind of movies we don't get from Norway so very often. That the main actor was good, is no surprise - and he is the actor in many other movies as well. But this is probably the movie i have liked him most. He plays a character that have many flaws, and that does not act like a hero. And the story is a bit twisted - and surprising. I saw it with a friend from Philippines and we both agree that this is one of the best thriller we have seen in 2011. So hurray for this Norwegians movie - and lets hope it will come more in the years that come in this quality.
Machete (2010)
Fun fun fun
This was so much fun, and was a typical Robert Rodriguez movie, or a Tarantino movie in many ways. Strong and funny characters, and in this movie with a lot of legendary actors. Here you meet Don Johnson, Steven Seagal, Jeff Fahey and Robert De Niro. All of them are great in this film. In some way this is like "pulp fiction" or "kill bill" if you should compare. Or a bit like "El mariachi" that Rodriguez made 18 years ago.
The ladies in this movie are also something special. Sexy, but also smart and brave. The main character played by Danny Trejo is great. And he use his machete so brilliantly that its hard not too laugh when people are split apart.
This movie does also have some intelligent meaning in the way many see immigrants from Mexico. if you like a movie where you can laugh and have fun, eat popcorn and talk about some scenes after a movie, this is the movie. If you don't like Tarantino or other movies done by Rodriquz this is not a movie you should see. And yes, there is a lot of killing in this movie, but the killings are mostly done in a humorous way.
Harry Brown (2009)
A bit better than death wish
This movie remember a lot about the death wish movies. Even if the death wish movies has even more "action", its no doubt for me that this is a better movie. The main reason for is that the main actor, Michael Caine is a better actor than Charles Bronson. But the plot is the same.
The bad people are like 100% bad. There are not any good in them. They are just rubbish that its better too kill them, than too lets say give a new them a chance or let the police fix the problems. So when this elderly man take revenge, you feel no sympathy with the one he wipes out. And as in the death wish movies you are pleased when the scum are whipped out.
Offcourse in the real world its not as black/white as in this movie. But the movies tell a good story about how it is too live in a neighborhood that are destroyed by gangs. And it tells about the hopelessness that a man can feel - and that its this that makes you turn out and do the "right thing".
The movie is good made, and its also interesting too follow the development in the policewoman as well. And as in death wish, they do not punish the man that take away the "scum" by him self.
Skjult (2009)
A well made horror movie
I think the movie was good. He actor Kristoffer Joner played the role as Kai Koss really good and made us all believe he was terrified all the time. We learn from the very start that his mother was quite the same like Josef Fritzl and he is back home after her death.
The music in the movie is very nice and makes us afraid at the right time. The camera-shots are great and the scene we see in the movie are very well done.
I think the other actors play well also, but it is a bit annoying that we don't learn too understand who they are. Like the woman that works at the hotel. Who is she? We never learn. And why does the policewoman give Kai Koss a new chance so many times and what did she know about his childhood? Who that makes all the murders is not totally clear after the movie. I guess its a bit up to what you think yourself. I have my theory. Thats symptomatic for the movie, because its quite psychological.
Fritt vilt II (2008)
I jumped in the cinema
I jumped in the cinema chair many times. This movie is as good as the first, and that don't happened too often with movies that follow ups. In this movie the horror takes place in a hospital that is shutting down. The "snowman" that we thought was killed in first movie wakes up at the hospital and horror once more brakes out. I think the actors does a very good job, and you get close to the characters just like in the first movie. In this movie we get too know a bit about the "snowman", and if it comes a third movie, maybe we get too learn even more. Who that will survive in this movie you just have too go and see for your self.