jamanalo98
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I cannot believe there would be a sequel to the god awful movie that completely broke history! And this one takes the ice! This one completely defies all rules of physics and reality and again, sugar- coating them so that kids could go to their own wonderland, where toys talk, there is a rapping shark, AND A MOTHERFU***** DOG SHOOTING A LASER PISTOL UNDERWATER. UNDERWATER FOR Christ SAKES!
The film is totally unredeemable, the characters are forgettable, and the music? Don't even bother asking. THEY EVEN TELL THE TITANIC IS MYTHICAL! FOR CHRISTS' SAKE THAT'S EVEN WORSE THAN THE ONE WHERE NOBODY DIED!
I hope the creators of this film learned something out of this. If not? Well, at least I'm not the only looking for blood.
Unlike the first one, I can forget this for a few weeks, In the words of Tavish Finnegan De Groot(The demo-man of TF2) "Thankfully I already can't remember"
The film is totally unredeemable, the characters are forgettable, and the music? Don't even bother asking. THEY EVEN TELL THE TITANIC IS MYTHICAL! FOR CHRISTS' SAKE THAT'S EVEN WORSE THAN THE ONE WHERE NOBODY DIED!
I hope the creators of this film learned something out of this. If not? Well, at least I'm not the only looking for blood.
Unlike the first one, I can forget this for a few weeks, In the words of Tavish Finnegan De Groot(The demo-man of TF2) "Thankfully I already can't remember"
First of all, ignore the review below me which had it rated to 10, someone seriously needs to have their brain checked. Really get your brain checked out.
Second...... ARE YOU FU***** ME WITH THIS?!!! I did not know this movie existed until I watched Nostalgia Critic review it, and by whatever created this universe, he was absolutely right! The Whole movie is absolutely cringe-worthy. THEY EVEN STOLE A FEW PLOTS AND CHARACTERS FROM James Cameron's Titanic, and just had it plastered with different names added a few new ones in, AND A FU***** BS STORY ABOUT SAVING WHALES! WHAT.THE.ACTUAL.FU** AM I SEEING!
This, abomination shamelessly called a movie must be thrown into the fiery pits of Mordor immediately along with its sequel. It's like they didn't even know that hundreds really perished there!
NC might have given a 4/10 of this, but to me and to all who might rated one, this is a god-awful movie that tends to create plot-holes and INSULT THE PEOPLE WHO DIED THERE! Do.Not.Buy.This.Movie, it will leave you permanently scarred. If I have a time machine, I would certainly go back in time and punch the fu** out of the imbeciles who made this pile of crap. I had a terrible headache just by watching NC review this forsaken film. And when I watched it? Nevermind.....
Like I said, this movie completely breaks everything you know about the Titanic tragedy and twists them into sugar-coated treats so that children will not scarred upon seeing death. To the creators, I say this..... GROW SOME BALLS YOU IDIOTS! THIS IS THE REAL WORLD! WHERE DEATH HAPPENS EVERYDAY!
Second...... ARE YOU FU***** ME WITH THIS?!!! I did not know this movie existed until I watched Nostalgia Critic review it, and by whatever created this universe, he was absolutely right! The Whole movie is absolutely cringe-worthy. THEY EVEN STOLE A FEW PLOTS AND CHARACTERS FROM James Cameron's Titanic, and just had it plastered with different names added a few new ones in, AND A FU***** BS STORY ABOUT SAVING WHALES! WHAT.THE.ACTUAL.FU** AM I SEEING!
This, abomination shamelessly called a movie must be thrown into the fiery pits of Mordor immediately along with its sequel. It's like they didn't even know that hundreds really perished there!
NC might have given a 4/10 of this, but to me and to all who might rated one, this is a god-awful movie that tends to create plot-holes and INSULT THE PEOPLE WHO DIED THERE! Do.Not.Buy.This.Movie, it will leave you permanently scarred. If I have a time machine, I would certainly go back in time and punch the fu** out of the imbeciles who made this pile of crap. I had a terrible headache just by watching NC review this forsaken film. And when I watched it? Nevermind.....
Like I said, this movie completely breaks everything you know about the Titanic tragedy and twists them into sugar-coated treats so that children will not scarred upon seeing death. To the creators, I say this..... GROW SOME BALLS YOU IDIOTS! THIS IS THE REAL WORLD! WHERE DEATH HAPPENS EVERYDAY!