mhjljohnson
Joined Dec 2015
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I have to give it one star because there isn't the option to give it lower. It's an awful film about a boring life. It deals with pedophilia and is generally distasteful. I cannot in good conscience recommend this to anyone, even my enemies.
I have never written a review on here before, yet I had never seen a movie like this before so after viewing it on December 3, 2015, I felt compelled to write a review.
This movie sucks. You want to watch this? Let me direct your attention to something better: watch an elephant void its bowels. Words don't exist for how bad it is, so you'll have to trust the above is better, which it is. This review has more serious thought put into than that crappy movie. I mean, I feel violated for having given $15 to see it and the only reason I didn't leave was because there was an interesting gentleman sitting next to me who was expounding upon Japanese culture throughout the film. Anyways, don't watch, crappy film, terrible life lessons.
This movie sucks. You want to watch this? Let me direct your attention to something better: watch an elephant void its bowels. Words don't exist for how bad it is, so you'll have to trust the above is better, which it is. This review has more serious thought put into than that crappy movie. I mean, I feel violated for having given $15 to see it and the only reason I didn't leave was because there was an interesting gentleman sitting next to me who was expounding upon Japanese culture throughout the film. Anyways, don't watch, crappy film, terrible life lessons.