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This movie is truly awful. The script is deplorable. Short simple sentences delivered in some monotone voice by monotone actors that they sound like they are just going through a read through. I am really shocked that Nicole Kidman would choose to appear in such poorly written and dull farce of a movie as this is. What on earth is this so called writer / director trying to say other than he is incapable of anything other than the ridiculous? Are we really supposed to suspend belief so much and be convinced of the viability of this twisted tale of woe? This ranks for me, as one of the worst and most sexually dysfunctional movies I have ever seen!

Firstly, the people that have so far reviewed this movie and have given it a very high rating appear to only have this movie in their portfolio of reviews, so obviously they have some connection with the film production, which by the way, is amateurish to say the least. The acting is abysmal and the whole concept of the movie ill thought out and ridiculous. This farce of a movie appears to have been made by a group of talentless college students who for some mad reason managed to get themselves on a media course! Don't waste your time and find something other than this dull, lifeless effort of a film to watch.

This movie is so slow that it makes you want to scream at the screen in an vain attempt to animate the protagonist into actually moving, speaking or doing something! This protagonist's acting is so is mind numbingly tediously dull and lifeless, that you begin to believe you are watching an android on the screen. Nothing, and I mean nothing, really happens in this movie, except for the last five minutes when thankfully you are mercifully released from this torture! Put away those sleeping pills and go to bed with this movie instead!