stefhm

I never played the video game, so I'm not basing this on anything involving the game. I enjoy zombie movies, this one is pretty campy. It's a basic premise, zombie outbreak, survivors, bad gangs, and government involvement. I didn't go into it thinking it would be serious or a great plot. I went in thinking I'd hopefully be entertained and I was. My only issue is that there are certain zombie rules that apply to all zombie movies/shows, and I expect them to followed. Namely: always aim for the head - lots of the survivors try to kill the zombies but not with head blows. And ZOMBIES DONT USE WEAPONS! I do not want to see a zombie with an ax or gun. The zombie is it's own weapon. Giving them other means kinda annoyed me. But that's pretty minor if that's my only real gripe. All in all, if you're looking for something to pass the time and aren't looking for anything to cerebral or serious, then it's worth the watch.

I just finished episode 6 of Twin Peaks: The Return. I have watched the other seasons years ago & re-watched before this new Return. I'm not gonna lie, parts are slow. Douggie is pretty funny, but it gets boring as a story line. Everything going on in Twin Peaks I want to see more of. The murders and evil Dale are interesting and have me thinking. Which is what David Lynch wants: viewers to think. He doesn't make easy viewing. You need your brain to watch his works & I like that. These slower episodes that are Douggie centric are a bit too much. But I really think it's gonna lead to something epic.......... Coop's return???? Hopefully! I will continue watching because I like how it keeps me guessing and, no I really don't know what's going on. But I've got theories & I can't wait to see how things turn out. I will say this, if Coop isn't himself soon, or at least becoming himself, my excitement will start to wane. After all Special Agent Dale Cooper is what made the original Twin Peaks for me.

I should have paid heed to other reviewers. This movie was so bad.

It was extremely slow moving with hardly any dialogue. I definitely wouldn't call this a horror movie. But it had gross points that were alluded to or overheard. I found the more unsettling parts mainly unnecessary. They seemed there for shock value but added little. Like gratuitous nudity. It's not needed but it's there anyway. The story was not a bad one but the writing and execution killed it. It could have been good based on premise. I really don't understand why it had to be so tortured.

I would not recommend this to anyone. Simply not worth the 2 hours.