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The Sandman (2022)
What happened?
The first 6 episodes were awesome. They were full of originality and the story arc, although dragged out at times, was interesting. But episodes 7-10 were a struggle. A new plot appears out of nowhere and we're basically in what feels like a season 2 and not a good one at that. My advice, enjoy the ride for the first 6 episodes. I don't blame you if you stop after that.
3-Headed Shark Attack (2015)
This movie blows balls
This is by far the worst movie I've seen this year. The CGI is terrible. The acting is worse. The plot is no where to be found. Let's put it this way, your underwater research lab is attacked but our hero's make it out and are standing on land. The movie should have ended right there. But no, they swim to a boat to get away. Then they look for another island while the camera shots show land on both sides of them 😂. And there's a river boat in the ocean. Jesus Christ this movie blows balls.
Atlantic Rim (2013)
WTF
This movie pissed me off. It really, reeeaaally pissed me off. It's the worst movie ever made. It would make a great Christmas gift to the person you dislike the most. At least then you have the peace of mind that they will get pissed off too.
Mac and Me (1988)
Hahaha what was this?
They spent 13 million on this movie!? Bwahahahaha! It's so bad. So bad...
Star Trek: Voyager: Bride of Chaotica! (1999)
Polarizing Episode
You're either going to love it or hate it. This is an episode that doesn't take anything seriously. It's completely insane, random, full of plot holes and downright corny but it makes me laugh and therefore I give it an 8. I'm a hardcore Treky but I like to party too, even in the 19th century. Lighten up a little and have some fun. That's what this episode is about.
Monsters: Dark Continent (2014)
Great Start, Bad Ending
I'll be brief. Great start to the movie. I liked where it was going and the action and character build was good. The second half was completely different. The tone was a complete 180. The film tried way too hard to be symbolic and artsy. The monsters where just a side plot. Not a bad movie, just a wasted opportunity of a blossoming franchise in my opinion. It's one of those movies that's worth your time when you have spare time.
The Predator (2018)
Not Good...
This is exactly how you torpedo a franchise. I'll leave it at this. If you liked the newest Ghostbusters then you will like this movie. If you hated it, then you will hate this movie.
Nightflyers (2018)
IQ Must Have Dropped By 2093
I'll start off by saying the show has a cool concept and despite its glaring flaws it is entertaining. It's weird, suspenseful and the visual effects are really good. If you like sci-fi and horror give it a shot. But I have to rant about some seriously deep flaws about what happens in the show. Flaws that make you want to bang your head against a wall because things that happen in the show would NEVER happen if this mission actually took place in reality. Let me set the scene. The mission is for the crew of the Nightflyer to make first contact with an alien race in hopes they can share technology that could save a dying earth (because what would a futuristic sci-fi show be without the setting of humans destroying the earth...). My point is this is obviously the most important moment in human history if successful. So what do they do? First of all, they bring a homicidal telepath on the ship. What could go wrong there? There is no ground control because who needs that on such an important mission. The ship nearly crashes the moment they try to leave earth due to a malfunction but instead of postponing to see what went wrong while still in reach of earths full technical resources they just ignore it and blast away anyway. I mean why fix the flat tire in the driveway when you can fix it on the highway... which brings me to my next point, maintenance on the ship is horrible! There is literally leaking flammable liquid pouring out all over the place and no one seems to give a flip. In fact it's so ordinary they just stand in it, go about their business and never give it a second thought. That's like having the makers of the Yugo build the space shuttle. Makes total sense to me. The showers on board are actually giant tubes that's completely immerse the person in water while the person in it breaths through a mask. Did I mention Hudini built the showers? That's right, there is no emergency release mechanism because who needs that if something goes wrong. Then there's the crew. Apparently not one of them trained for the mission. In fact I bet all they had to do to join this mission was have a pulse and put the round peg through the round hole. Congrats! You get to go on the most important space endeavor in human history. The sharpest of rusty dull knives in the box. You're telling me these people are earths finest? The elite of the elite out of what I'm sure is 15 billion people by that point? Come on. Oh then the telepath escapes but none of the 10,000 cameras on the ship can find him or sees who let him out. The captain of the ship never leaves his private room by the way. Literally no one on board has ever seen him in person. Standard operating procedure and no cause for concern there. Here's the best part, this is just the episode 1 recap.
So if you're a technical sci-fi viewer that likes a bit of truth and realism in shows then you are going to hate Nightflyers. But if you have the ability to set that aside and just know that really stupid decisions will be made and that most things will not make sense when compared to realistic sci-fi shows then you might enjoy the show and find it entertaining.