Change Your Image
adrianfarrell
Reviews
Wicked: Part I (2024)
What a load of shiz
Bored all the way through, when the best thing is a talking goat then you know you arent going to have a good time.
The acting was poor and Grande was terrible, a mediocre voice with no acting ability isnt the best combination for a film like this.
Over 2 hours is far too long for a kids film and to be imprisoned in a cinema listening to this tripe is soul destroying.
This is a career ender that starts with a blatant threat! The opening screen says part 1, there will be a part 2 or possibly more? So arrogant that they think it will be renewed, it should be burned and erased from all media worldwide.
Sumotherhood (2023)
Misleading trailer
It is my belief that trailers should be extracts directly from the film, this wasnt. The scenes were reordered in such a way that it wasnt the scenes at all, it also contained every element of the film with any semblance of being funny. This was a very very difficult watch with no character engagement and it left us hoping for a freak todal wave to wash everyone away and spare us from thr misery. Click clack more like just clack. Really did want to like this film from the trailer! Cineworld arent helping with their current advert series featuring the two main characters of the film being as gangster as el-mo talking about sweeties, could have been great, wasnt. Avoid.
Human Zoo (2020)
They forgot the ending
Seriously I don't know what the production company were thinking, they obviously forgot to end the film, watch it until they are in the cells and STOP, this is the END, nithing changes until it ungracefully ends. Utter trash. There is no way to describe terrible films like this apart from the fact that there should be compensation paid to everyone who watches it and wastes valuable seconds of their lives.
The intro is boring, the incarceration scenes are dull and the story started actually very well but they did NOTHING with it, such a disappointing film, a huge red mark against the producer, director, release company. SHAME ON YOU ALL.
The Railway Children Return (2022)
What have they done?
This is a film that just can't find itself, very weak storyline not enhanced by the actors involved, the best part of the film was the closing scenes and the door beckoning at the cinema, a waste of time to see and not one to watch let alone rewatch.
Off the Rails (2021)
Andrea Corr
Andrea Corr appears in the cast list for this film...why??
She appeared in a few throw back photos that flashed quickly across the screen and I could count her screen seconds on one hand, her name was used to sell this sad excuse of a film that was filled with a flat plotline, predictable outcomes and an ending that couldn't come soon enough.
Not one for Andrea's fans.
Cats (2019)
Worst Ever
Broadway / West End shows that are spawned from films = good
Broadway / West End shows that spawn films = terrible
This is an assault on the eyes, aweful acting, dancing and singing
Waste of life to watch
Most Likely to Die (2015)
Weak plot, weak acting, terrible film
Most likely to die? Easy answer, any hope of a good film while watching this. Plastic characters portrayed with plastic acting. The acting is actually funny in places but thats not what the producers intended
A Star Is Born (2018)
Hype
A medodre run of the mill film, an average story propped up by a couple of songs repeated multiple times, Lady Gaga shouldn't have ended her music career in this way