thatguysfan
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So the only reason this film exists is purely to cash in on the zombie craze. There's no rhyme reason or point to this whole film.
Unlikeable characters, dumb premise, bad came work, awful effects, and terrible acting. Syfy originals look like Oscar work compared to it.
If you have the choice between watch paint dry and watch this. Paint is the clear winner.
The main character tries to be quirky but fails to get any of the humor or likeability. At first I believed it was just an attempt at satire but as the movie continued it was clear the writer just had no idea how to write any character.
The supporting character is a bit better at the satire role. But his boring cardboard delivery made anything he said forgettable.
Unlikeable characters, dumb premise, bad came work, awful effects, and terrible acting. Syfy originals look like Oscar work compared to it.
If you have the choice between watch paint dry and watch this. Paint is the clear winner.
The main character tries to be quirky but fails to get any of the humor or likeability. At first I believed it was just an attempt at satire but as the movie continued it was clear the writer just had no idea how to write any character.
The supporting character is a bit better at the satire role. But his boring cardboard delivery made anything he said forgettable.
This is a clear shoe of a filmr having every opportunity but deciding against it. Visually the move is stunning and fun but the characters manage to kill any interest of what's occuring on screen. The red headed character can described in a sigh. She takes the energy out of scene by just the sheer obnoxiousness they she brought. Was so exhausted by her on screen. At one point I wondered if I was being punished by the Gods because there was nothing of substance or Joy from this awful swill. I hope there everyone included is forced to watch a good film to know how love they are in comparison. The is trash.
Super disappointed with this lackluster film. The original was pretty weak with it's world building but this film decided to flip the script and half hold you through a wider explanation. Sometimes less if more but this awful waste of time says you should be force fed everything. Want interesting characters? Too bad. Watch them dumb a stupid death. Want lore into the monsters or demons? Too bad. Literally everything on this story is just to annoy and bore the audience.i can say I paid more attention to the clock ticking away than what was going on during the story. Every storyteller should ask why they tell the tale. Though a not point did anyone give a good reason. Hopefully they fall into a out of nothing like they seemed the story.