thejelliclekat
Joined Aug 2017
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TBH this movie does not deserve a 1 star. The Heiress is a boring movie with a painfully boring plot. With an incredibly boring pacing and jump scares.
It's available at Netflix. Nothing special in this movie. Don't waste your time watching this.
It's available at Netflix. Nothing special in this movie. Don't waste your time watching this.
Story is bad. Acting is bad. Cinematography is bad. Everything is bad. Tried to copy Conjouring but even the title is a bad rip-off.
It takes a certain kind of skill to try so hard and still make utter crap. That's what's incredible about Plan 9. The awkward narration, anti-rhythmic editing, cartoonish acting, shoestring budget, all culminate in a final scene of browbeating exposition with some kind of message that makes us all shake our heads with amusment. A classic of bad cinema.
This film is so bad that is impossible not to like it. Aliens and vampires... What do you want more?
Can a movie be so bad that it is somehow good? But still horrifically bad...
They say 'Gone With the Wind' is one of the greatest movies EVER made, and this is supposed to be the WORST in cinema history. Give me 'Plan 9' ANY DAY over that pompous, overblown piece of crap. At least Plan 9 entertains.
This film is so bad that is impossible not to like it. Aliens and vampires... What do you want more?
Can a movie be so bad that it is somehow good? But still horrifically bad...
They say 'Gone With the Wind' is one of the greatest movies EVER made, and this is supposed to be the WORST in cinema history. Give me 'Plan 9' ANY DAY over that pompous, overblown piece of crap. At least Plan 9 entertains.