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Jessica Forever (2018)
Really bad but I had a lot of fun
There is nothing this movie did well, the synopsis lied to us completely, the characters are as interesting as chocolate raisins, the Jessica in the title has absolutely no impact in the narrative, the first 20 minutes has a plot whereas the hour after that had none, the music is horrendous, the editing is choppy and confusing... And I could go on with the negatives.
It is probably the worst made movie I have ever seen but I couldn't stop laughing at what I was watching. As a comedy I would take this over some of the tosh they put out nowadays but that is all for the wrong reasons. I had fun but I could completely understand someone coming out of this movie saying this was one of the worst they've ever seen.
To thavma tis thalassas ton Sargasson (2019)
Bad
The cinematography is good and the opening scene was pretty decent but that's all I can say is good about it.
The story is boring, the plot doesn't get going until half way through, the main character is really unlikable, some of the storylines go absolutely nowhere (the director himself even had no intention for them as proven by his q&a at the BIFF), for a mystery the mystery is solved really easily in one of the most distasteful scenes in any movie I've seen... And I could go on.
Avoid at all costs.