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"Ultimate"? No. It's a group of alphas starving on an island. It's dreary, it's boring and it's painful to watch.
"Ninja"? HELL NO. Do you know what ninja did? They gathered intelligence, they snuck into places, and they killed people. Do you know where there are none of these things? ON A DESERTED ISLAND.
"Challenge"? Well, ok, these boobs were challenged. A properly trained boy scout would be a better "Ultimate Ninja".
What do you think of when you think of ninja warriors? Sneaking, combat, espionage, acrobatics, exotic weapons, strategy.
Better name: "Adequate Boy Scout Starvation Porn".
"Ninja"? HELL NO. Do you know what ninja did? They gathered intelligence, they snuck into places, and they killed people. Do you know where there are none of these things? ON A DESERTED ISLAND.
"Challenge"? Well, ok, these boobs were challenged. A properly trained boy scout would be a better "Ultimate Ninja".
What do you think of when you think of ninja warriors? Sneaking, combat, espionage, acrobatics, exotic weapons, strategy.
Better name: "Adequate Boy Scout Starvation Porn".
Sixty minutes of gibbering pseudoscience, narrated erratically by someone on "magick" mushrooms trying to suppress his hiccups.
The central premise, as far as I could understand, is that we always had magical powers to change the universe, and science has proven it. Here's the first question a scientist would ask: prove it. Give us one tiny incantation that can change the universe in any kind of way that can be measured and replicated.
Bonus points: the rich and powerful know how to manipulate these powers, because of course they do. They couldn't possibly be rich and powerful because all of society is built to keep them there. If these secret societies have all this wisdom, why do they waste it on material wealth? And if they're obsessed with the material, why do they still get sick, age, and die?
Nope. Sixty minutes of sparkly computer effects and synthesizer noises. NOTE: 10 stars if you're on on mushrooms and trying to cure your hiccups.
The central premise, as far as I could understand, is that we always had magical powers to change the universe, and science has proven it. Here's the first question a scientist would ask: prove it. Give us one tiny incantation that can change the universe in any kind of way that can be measured and replicated.
Bonus points: the rich and powerful know how to manipulate these powers, because of course they do. They couldn't possibly be rich and powerful because all of society is built to keep them there. If these secret societies have all this wisdom, why do they waste it on material wealth? And if they're obsessed with the material, why do they still get sick, age, and die?
Nope. Sixty minutes of sparkly computer effects and synthesizer noises. NOTE: 10 stars if you're on on mushrooms and trying to cure your hiccups.