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The King's Man (2021)
Avoid
Absolute garbage . WTH were they thinking of ! Ined another 150 characters for this review and all I can think of four . So basically avoid this tragedy of a movie.
The Bezonians (2021)
Good
In the current climate of mediocre big budget tripe this is a refreshing watch . Sit back and enjoy some brilliant dialogue . Shades of Ritchie direction .
ZeroZeroZero (2019)
Tiramasu
You know with good things in life that stick in the memory are little things, the saying something too good can be bad for you can be applied to this show .
It's dark, brutal, atmospheric, sumptuous, sickening...sicario, Scorsese long shots , Usual Suspects everything rolled into one and rolled into each episode , every shot , every second , it is a very very rich dessert , so much so I would say its too rich . You can spin another two episodes out of a single one. The cinematography puts most current shows to shame , the music score simply stunning and the credits intro is one of the finest .
So Ladies and Gentlemen sit back and watch a masterpiece play out. Don't binge watch , this one's about foreplay , taking your time to appreciate as each layer seamlessly slides off . Enjoy and savour how deep it goes , until the very slippery end.
Norbit (2007)
Gimme My 2 Hours Back.
In one simple word - rubbish.
I'm being forced to write more words because it won't let submit my review, so spoiler alert - absolute rubbish. Please let me submit it now.
Mirzapur (2018)
Wow....rollercoaster
Just finished the second series. No axe to grind and I was actually told it had crap reviews so not to watch it . Lucky I didn't listen.
Starts off all over the place but gets better and better with each episode into a final crescendo of violence and drama in the last episode . Borrows off sopranos , vikings , breaking bad to name a few then adds a typical bollywood twist .
Watch , make your own mind up mad5rch8d .
Little Monsters (2019)
At last a zombie movie for the whole family !
Yes you read the title right . Didn't expect to enjoy this. Was looking around for something lighthearted and this little beaut (say in an aussie accent - you'll understand when you watch the movie ) popped up and strewth blew me away . Turn your head off ... shut the world outside and enjoy . Young kids ... not too youngish will enjoy and so will adults . May the force be with you ( again film related - you'll get it once you watch and that scene is hilarious ). Heartwarming movie .
Midsommar (2019)
Beautiful but ...
Gorgeous to look at. Surreal experience. Great sex scene .
I ain't ever going to Sweden .
Joker (2019)
Watch
In your life you'll encounter that one perfect sunrise . The one perfect lover . The one perfect meal . You only need watch this movie once - watch on the big screen - it will stay with you forever .
Disturbing Art - Unnerving Beauty .
Masterpiece
Snowfall (2017)
B Movie style
I wanna like this I really do . Has so much potential it really does . What a wasted opportunity. It's OK in a b movie way but not a patch on breaking bad , wire etc . Has so much potential to be something special but acting , story line , characters ... just don't quite cut it ... no cocaine pun intended. So yeah its semi OK but nothing special but the frustrating part is that it could have been a contender .
The Boys (2019)
I hate superheroes
You knew it was coming . The last avengers movie leaving you feeling mugged . The constant conveyor belt of spiderman movies . Was in the only one who thought black panther was pants? Well thank you The Boys - fu marvel fu dc and fu superheroes. Completely politically incorrect , a great take down of modern life and most of all the swearing ...before I forget the soundtrack is cool . Oh and the main dude ain't British he's an aussie. ..big boo boo and aussies don't normally drink guiness it's fosters . Besides that ...get on it ASAP .
The Professor (2018)
The mumbling fool comes good
Not a Johnny Depp fan .... as an actor that is -but comes across as a cool person . This film gives him a chance to elevate himself as an actor and to let his coolness be condensed ...catch my drift . Anyhooo heart warming wonderful film .
Mary and Max. (2009)
Just Simply Beautiful
Imagine a full moon night soft sand under your feet, waves gently lapping the shoreline, that's what this movie is. Just finished watching it, eyes swelling and kleenex out..won't bore you with words besides just watch.
The Fall (2006)
Stunning
Having grown up in a video shop and having seen the best and worst in movies and now also being in my 40s,, rarely something turns up that makes me go wow. This is one of those wow moments.
Stunning, i mean stunning visuals, great acting and a fantastic storyline. Put the kids to bed, feet up and immerse yourself in this movie. Brilliant.
Novitiate (2017)
Eternal Battle
Where the hell do i start with this? No pun intended. Yes it is about nuns and Catholicism but it's also a human story. Yes the vehicle used to tell the story is religion but don't miss the point, like some others have reviewing it. I, being a Muslim, so some similarities with what my faith is currently going through reflected in the movie. Remember love evolves with regards to its current climate, carrying humanity with it. Lovely film.
Accident Man (2018)
Bish Bash Bosh
Poor man's lock stock. Packet of peanuts,, a few jars n curry and saturday nights all right for fighting. It's that type of movie regardless how they try and dress it up .
Phantom Thread (2017)
DAY LEWIS MUST BE LAUGHING HIS HEAD OFF
I want to hate this film but for some strange reason i can't . Maybe the black humour from the movie has infected me. Enough of this claptrap, what about the movie I hear you cry.
Gorgeous sets . Beautiful score. Lovely pace and atmosphere. Some great dialogue, almost tarantinoesq, especialy the asparagus scene. The question is, is it meant to be viewed in such a manner? If not then most probably you'll hate it. Open your eyes a little and watch the comedy of the situation and me thinks you will enjoy it.
Hope this review confuses you, so you may make your own mind up .
Altered Carbon (2018)
Could have been so good
Matrix meets Total Recall meets Bladerunner ... Gorgeous visials butbwhat a crap and wooden cast. CoCou have hammed it up and made into such a classic. A missed opportunity.
Same Kind of Different as Me (2017)
Shawshank Redemption, Green Mile... You get the picture.
There's a moment in the movie at about 1.29, just silence, powerful silence. That's what this movie pushes you into whilst you watch and after you finish it. Stay there that's where it is.