Berlington

First things first this is garbage, almost ever scene you can here the cry of action and after a pause things slowly happen. The actors are the most unlikely to appear in any movie, the sound is like a tv movie, every element of plot is highlighted for the the most unobservant. The plot is like a dukes of hazard episode that's been dumbed down. HOWEVER it is consistently bad across every element which strangely makes it watchable, it is proudly and unapologetically poor. Every individual element is a 3 or 4 but for some strange reason this makes it watchable and I quite enjoyed it. The whole is greater than the sum of its parts in this case.

Let's be honest, this is garbage, it comes across as interesting at the start then draws you in and you think how will this all make sense, what clever story telling will pull these threads together? Then you gradually realize with a sinking heart it doesn't and it won't. We have now stopped watching. It is so ludicrous, it's like they have taken scooby do and dumbed it down for its audience.

I'm not sure if it's the acting, the direction, perhaps the script but even if you are looking for some mindless nonsense this sets the bar too low. Even in a vacuum if sense they have managed to suck a bit more out and deliver less than nil. So being honest, this is truly awful - don't bother.