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The Collective (2023)
Can a film be this bad ?
Yes.
Terrible acting by literally all of them in this film.
It's so corny, so unbelievably bad.
The plot must have been thought up in minutes, it's that bad.
I can't think of one thing in this film that was remotely interesting or watchable, even the background music is pathetic.
Don Johnson must be skint to be this desperate to be in a film. I did laugh when he signed some papers and tries to hand the pen back to his assistant, only she had already gone,
The female villains had me in stitches laughing at them. One of them actually said "have fun bleeding out..." I cringed it was that bad, even worse than her back lipstick. Yes, the baddie girl had back lipstick.
I knew it was going to be a terrible film when I first seen Sam's shirt under that leather jacket.
Only watch this if you want to laugh at how bad a film can be.
Troll (2022)
Godzilla ish
A very enjoyable film.
Yes, it was a bit daft but so what.
Great effects. Canny acting and nothing over the top.
The usual "jaws" bloke in charge gets his usual and deserved punch in the face.
Norway have a winner here. I never knew trolls were from there. I just thought they were from the internet.
Kids can watch this as well. No blood and stuff, despite people getting stamped on.
The troll did seem like a canny bloke. Mind you I wouldn't want to be in his way if he sneezed.
I reckon Troll 2 should see him talk to the lass who was the hero.
If I lived in or around Oslo I might move away in case his mates wake up.
A good film.
Medieval (2022)
Lord Boresh
Boresh
A very boring film. No horse's died in this film, but a few went for a swim.
Very predictable, blokes in beards, a few with eye patches chopping each others bits off. One bloke doesn't like another bloke, they swear at each other for a while. The fella with the bigger beard is always the bad guy btw.
Some lass in the backround singing OOOoooo ahhhhh oooohhhh
Sir Michael got some more money for doing nowt. I do love him btw.
The film could be about any battles in any medieval time.
And a random bird flying above who seems to know what's going on.
Yet another film I'll never watch again.
Old Henry (2021)
Yup, watch this
A very good film. Well made, a good story with a nice twist at the end.
Great believable acting.
Tim Blake especially was terrific.
Some great one liners as well.
If you like westerns you'll like this film.
The Northman (2022)
visionary director hahahaha
You're having a laugh "visionary director" nothing visionary about this film at all. It was cringe-worthy, a poor mans "Vikings". I honestly laughed at the macho dog growling.
A very poor, silly film.
"Visionary" nope just silly.
The Many Saints of Newark (2021)
Ohhh !
Such a disappointment of a film.
Instantly forgettable and I'll never watch it again, unlike The Sopranos series ( I've watched that many, many times over and will again)
Not even close to the worst episode of The Sopranos.
I'm gutted as I was so looking forward to this film with great expectations.
Help (2021)
Villanelle wasn't a care worker
Superb acting from both Jodie Comer and Stephen Graham.
I must admit I cried as I watched this fantastic but heartbreaking film.
The uk government failed to look after their old people and that is unforgivable.
I wonder how Boris and his cronies felt watching this, i doubt they give a monkeys.
Jodie and Stephen have some well deserved awards coming their way.
Evil: Genesis 1 (2019)
Screaming shouting children
4 of them all at once screaming, talking very loud was enough to stop me from getting past episode 6. It tipped me over the edge
It started off ok but stole to much from The Exorcist and just got so silly by the 6th episode. The rock star wanna be grandma was not only the worst babysitter ever she was cringeworthy.
It's like the writers tried to cram every devil movie cliche into every episode.
Give it a go but I'd be surprised if you make it past the 6th episode.
Actually make that the 4th as i muted the shouting, screaming children many times early on.
In fact, just don't watch it. It's terrible.
Nobody (2021)
Breaking Saul
YESSSSS
love this film
Bob did good.
Nobody can watch this film without thinking, why didn't he do that against the bad people from breaking bad.
Awesome performance from Bob Kim would be proud.
A great film.
The Marksman (2021)
An average Liam Neeson film is better than most films.
Not his best film but still well worth watching.
I didn't like the money and the fire bit ( because I'm skint)
I thought that lass from Vikings might have been more Viking like but still she lights up the screen anyway.
Watch it if you are a fan of good v evil films.
Don't watch it if you love the sound of your own voice and think you are better than everyone else.
The Empty Man (2020)
Thunder and Lighting
You can always tell a bad horror film when just about every scene has thunder and lighting in the background. This film had many.
The bloke who wrote the script for this must have been on drugs or drunk
Maybe that's the only way to understand it.
Jungleland (2019)
The Bruce Springsteen song
A great film very well acted. Nothing to do with the awesome Springsteen song of the same name, however the Springsteen song right at the end was a perfect song for a very good, although a bit of a sad film.
Well worth watching.
Bruce Springsteen's Letter to You (2020)
45 years burning down the road
Bruce Springsteen is my hero and he has been my hero for many years.
His latest album is for me one of his very best.
This film is Bruce's way of making up for not being able to take the album out on tour ( also Western Stars) because of covid 19.
Bruce knows his fans, he knows we will love it...and we do.
This film shows his love for his friends past and present.
Bruce's voice is just superb.
If you are a Bruce Springsteen fan you will treasure this movie.
If you are not a fan, so what, i don't care, your loss.
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN...thank you
The Queen's Gambit: End Game (2020)
Awesome
I can't believe I cried buckets over a game of chess.
A superb mini series. Way, way better than I thought it would be.
I can't play chess, don't know the rules or nowt, didn't affect my enjoyment of the show.
Superb.
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
class
One of the greatest war movies ever
It's a must watch for sure
Greyhound (2020)
Tom Hanks is canny good
He's a great actor, this is more proof
superb movie
A great compliment to those who actually lived this.
If you don't cry while watching this, you're lying.
The Silencing (2020)
well worth watching
The game of thrones fella did good, very enjoyable
it's not a classic, but so what
watch it
Devs: Episode #1.6 (2020)
binge
I watched all of this, i liked it at first then it just got daft
Started off canny but ended up meh
Bruce Springsteen: Western Stars (2019)
Moonlight Motel
One of Bruce Springsteen's best albums...and that is saying something
A superb live performance from the world's greatest live performer
Buy the album, buy all his albums and change your life for the better
7500 (2019)
bang
Would have been a canny film if it wasn't for the banging of the door every other second
Russian Doll (2019)
worth watching
I liked it, i just hated the smoking and the damn knocking of the toilet door
Lo spietato (2019)
wow
I can't believe how bad this film was.
It's as if they made a film around all the stereotypical gangster films ever made.
Was supposed to be funny ? I never laughed once, i just cringed.
If you like gangster films, just put your Godfather DVD on and don't waste your time watching this.