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Velma (2023)
Worst TV-MA rated show featuring characters from the original Scooby Doo!!
I will tell you honestly, you can find better in the original Scooby Doo Where Are You series we've grown to know and love as kids!!! This HBO original series is nothing compared to that original series as it contains the most graphic content you would never in any way expect in any cartoon featuring especially the character Velma, even if it is all about her life story!!! I would never dream to see such a horribly written new series that is supposed to be child friendly enough to feature one of the most recognizable television canine characters ever created by Hannah-Barbara! So if you want any advice from me as my own personal television critic, then look to the one and only Scooby Doo series that we're meant to be accustomed to viewing as entertaining and mystery solving!
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (2023)
The most marvelous finale gem to end an iconic film franchise!!!
If you are looking for a film to end such an film icon, you will find this one has plenty of reasons to end the greatest adventures of Indiana Jones!!! Plenty of "just like old times" action that make this entry just as original as its predecessors and great special effects that make one more adventure a worth your while!!! We would all greatly miss Harrison Ford as the iconic on screen hero after this one! So let us keep this film in our Indiana Jones film inventory as a way of memory for Ford as he has officially declared this as his last film role! No one could play the part of the archeologist well like he could!!!
Beauty and the Beast (1991)
The greatest animated feature of 1991 from Disney!!!
Walt Disney would've been proud of this animated classic becoming a traditional part of his film company! It invites all of us to "be guests" to a world full of magic and beauty in moralistic detail. The many songs in this film indicate the saying "beauty is found within", reminding us that appearances don't matter necessarily because we are beautiful for what we are. No matter how prejudices try to befall us, we must always treat others with pure kindness and generosity! That is what this animated tale has taught us, just like "When you Wish upon a Star, dreams really can come true from Pinocchio!!!
Joshua (2007)
Worst horror movie with an awful and disturbing ending!!!
This horror movie could have been made better enough for me to have rated it with a positive review if it wasn't for what ends up happening in the end to the father character (played by Sam Rockwell). The fact that the child character Joshua makes his father look like a child abuser and then publicly ruins his entire life is what makes this film even more awful! What were these producers thinking of making such a horrible horror film like this one to have such an ending like this? Did they not stop to think that it would disturb many adults who are raising their kids as good ones?? Just don't bother with this film at all if you don't want to lose your trust in society these days!
Pinocchio (2022)
Worst reboot for such a Walt Disney classic!!!
This is, in every since of the word, the worst remake of the original classic we've grown to know! The CGI is bad, the storyline (especially with the ending), is terrible, and the characters are not true to the original Pinocchio!! Even the opening was not as great! It did have one sequence that remained original though which was for the song There are no strings on Me but with a bit of a live action twist. How much more overall can I put it other than to just say that this movie is just not for wishing upon a star and should be avoided at the very best! So please consider what you are watching and do not view this!
A Talking Pony!?! (2013)
Worthless Family Film Trash!!!
This movie is the worst I've seen since Puppy Star Christmas!!! What is the point to have a so called "magic horse show bend" hit human characters on the head to get them to understand the horse talking to them? Not only this, but the main antagonists of this film are portrayed as null and totally unintelligent enough to have a point of evil plans in mind for this talking horse (pony as they would call this film's title). And to think that on Amazon Prime Video , this movie would cost only $1.00 total to buy either SD or HD. These producers have no one but themselves to blame for the cheap cost of this piece of junk! Good luck being any successful in the film industry as Walt Disney and George Lucas!!
Happy Tree Friends (1999)
Horrendous childlike adult TV Show!!!
Innocent as a child as it may look, Happy Tree Friends does not fit into the adult animation show industry as one that would appeal to you as an appropriately made comedy show when it is made to look like it's a child's television series that involves a lot of blood and violence in it!! Sometimes I wonder if a lot of people who know shows like The Simpsons and Family Guy have the slightest idea about this when it comes to cartoonish violence being involved in such shows. Who would want to see such a show that looks just like this one? Certainly not I. I have seen some episodes of this show and now come to regret seeing it.
Pink Flamingos (1972)
Filthy, disgusting and unholy entertainment ever made!!!
If you think South Park is so filthy for its sacrilegious humor on Christ and truckload of profanity (including countless usages of the worst word in the world starting with an f), think way back earliest in the 1970s with this filth of entertainment!! Pink Flamingos seems to break the world record of really bad entertainment for a 1970s comedy film with sex as it's top priority point!!! And not to mention it's depiction of real preformed animal cruelty with the real death of a chicken!!! Please do not watch this!! It will corrupt your better taste of entertainment just like South Park would!
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
Influential classic film of the 1960s!!!
2001: A Space Odyssey has everything a classic film lover could ever hope for!!! Classic musical scoring of The Blue Danube from Johann Strauss and the space thru time and aging!
Alien (1979)
The best sci-fi horror film of the 1970s decade!!!
Alien's iconic moments of terrifying creatures that take on human life in the most gruesome way ever make this flick an ideal viewing!!! Loads of gun action and escape from danger await you on the thrill of your life!
The Terminator (1984)
The greatest sci-fi film best of the 1980s decade!!!
Arnold Schwarzenegger at his best in the 1980s!!! The gun action and battle between machines and humans never cease to amuse fans who enjoy shootout scenes in any movie made for it's time!
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
The best action film of the 1990s decade!!!
Arnold Schwarzenegger gives his best second portrayal of his cyborg character since the original Terminator we've come to know from the 1980s!!! Lots of great action with guns and grenades!!!
Psycho (1960)
Influential and iconic!!!
Psycho delivers the suspense unlike any other thriller film that ever could! Cultural references to this film's most famous shower murder scene reigns it supreme as one of the Classical Hollywood Period's best known films today!!!
DC League of Super-Pets (2022)
Superheroes all going to the dogs!!!
Very inspirational and moralistic for a modern superhero film that "goes to the dogs" to save their own families!!! Krypto the Superdog leads his own teams of super powered animals to truth and justice, even with some of their animalistic instincts!
A Talking Cat!?! (2013)
Worst than even Andy the Talking Hedegehog!!!
I will not lie when I present my review for this terrible film. It's terrible due both the storyline and the way the special effects were made to make to cat talk. In other words the cat's mouth when does talk looks like it was made completely out of paper!! Don't watch as I recommend!!!
Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers (2022)
Unentertaining and unoriginal to Disney!!!
This sort of film is nothing compared to the old Disney films we've grown to love since the founding of Walt Disney's studio in 1923! And the fact that they send a message comparing this film's content and plot to that of drug dealing??? Immoral and unreal! I recommend not watching this at all on especially Disney's streaming service at all as it is not from the Disney I always knew from my childhood!!!
Pups Alone (2021)
A ripoff of the original two Home Alone films we've come to know!!!
This film's title is just as similar to Home Alone's enough to be a total ripoff of that film. The storyline is also terrible and the special effects are dull!!! This film is also ranked the worst in my 5 worst films that I would not watch, even ever again!
Lucky Dog (2015)
A surprisingly great dog flick of the 2010s decade!!!
Shockingly this film was not as bad as I supposed it would be compared to other movies made today about talking dogs!!! Great storyline to say the least.
Andy the Talking Hedgehog (2018)
Another worst talking animal movie as with A Talking Cat!?!
I just recently reviewed this film through its trailer and saw its indication that it is absolute crap!!! I couldn't believe it!! Independent film industries at their worst!
Scaredy Cats (2021)
Worse like it's predessesor Pup Academy!!!
How many more BC is this Robert (Crapert) Vince going to produce with animal characters being the "boss of the world" among the human characters?? We aren't meant to be dumb enough to be at the will of animals!! I'm willing to wager that it's successor Super Pupz for next year in 2022 is going to be even worse if I ever see just one episode of that show!
Dial M for Murder (1954)
Timeless and mysterious!!!
A wonderfully made tale of murder and mystery and suspense!!!
The Wizard of Oz (1925)
Not the Oz adaptation we've come to know from 1939!!!
This film isn't the same version from 1939 we came to know as children up to adulthood!!! The plot seems rather pointless and is not intact with the same original storyline Baum created from 1900.
Martha Speaks (2008)
Marvelous animated dog show on earth!!!
Martha Speaks says it all about the adventures of Martha, a mixed breed dog who gains the ability to talk after she starts eating alphabet soup with letters that go up to her brain instead of her stomach!!! Audiences of all ages will be delighted by this television tale that gives you the wonders of what their pets are thinking!!!
Pop Star Puppy (2015)
Not that bad of a movie except for the idiocy of the two antagonists!!
This film doesn't appear to be too bad, tough the two antagonists who are apparently dogcatchers seem to act all stupid and idiotic enough to not hatch a very successful diabolical scheme that involves "dog napping" a specially talented dog who not only can talk, but can also sing as well. Aside from all this, nothing bad about this sort of entertainment.
Aladdin (1994)
Nothing is the same without Jafar!!!
This series would be nothing without Jafar being a common antagonist in it!!!