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What can I say...the film was so bad; the writing was horrible, the acting dire, the special effects hideous, the sound track awful...it was hilariously bad though..we laughed a lot for the 20 minutes we got through. Like, I don't want to be mean because...that's not nice, but I suggest the writers, directors and actors watch a few more movies before trying again, unless it was made by a bunch of 8 years olds, in which case...good jobs guys!

However as I'm assuming it was in fact adults that created this abomination, in which case perhaps you're more suited to a desk job, or perhaps try a career on the oil rigs, far, far away from civilization and away from a camera.

This is woefully bad. So bad it's more of a comedy. It makes no sense. There's ham in my fridge with better acting skills then the lead detective in this. He looks unwell, like he's been on a 2 year booze bender and his liver is packing up. Although I guess he does play an alcoholic in the film so at least he nailed the aesthetic.

Morgan Freeman should be tucked up under a blanket at home these days. He seems slow and doddery which is a shame. He must be broke af to accept this script or maybe getting a touch of the Alzheimer's.

Watch it if you need the laugh, but don't think it'll be in anyway thrilling or scary or interesting.

Contrary to the title, and to my great disappointment there's next to no racoons.

Such a shame, they would have really improved the acting standard and brought some much needed entertainment.