This article is about the user Geniusguy445. For information about the character, Genius Guy #445, see here. For information about the species, see here.
!! Hi SMWiki mods, i'm going to require a few edits to clean up the dead links, please don't slap me with warnings xoxo
Hei-ho! Hello and welcome to my user page! I joined this wiki in 2010, and learned a metric boatload of css and markdown. I spent some time here editing my page mostly, then moved on to be the lead admin at the Game Ideas Wiki, back when Fandom was still Wikia. There's a lot of history there, but I kind of fell off editing any wiki. By that point, I was going to school to make video games! I'm like a pro now!
In all honesty, I barely play Mario/Nintendo games at all these days. Oddly enough, I actually know someone who has worked on Nintendo IP. I'm just at such a different life stage, that I don't think I'll be back here (often?). As such I'm going to trim some of this content down so its easier to maintain.
This user reads the Fake News section of The 'Shroom because he fears the wrath of Uncanny Mushroom!
This user likes to crush things.
This user loves animated GIFs.
This user is an incredible gamer.
This user is a pretty good gamer.
This user fails at gaming.
This user is actually an advanced gamer.
This user is a huge fan of the Paper Mario series.
game #1
This user thinks that Paper Mario is the best videogame ever made.
This user likes Trivia.
This user likes jet packs.
This user likes motor bikes.
This user likes riding the Poltergust 3001!
This user thinks lighning is cool.
ESPECIALLY when it's shocking Mario.
This user has a sailer hat.
Dislikes:
This user dislikes gardening.
This user thinks Mario is mean to Luigi.
This user dislikes Mario.
This user has been BANNNED!
Wait, What?!
Hey! Like I said prior, I've been here a while, and I haven't changed my page in a while. I learned a bunch of css from messing around with wikis, but eventually I stopped playing Nintendo games and Wikia rebranded itself. I've made video games professionally and editing video game wikis has fallen off my priority list.
I like watching games more than playing them. I watch a lot of Youtube and Twitch to that end
I have created small scale games professionally, so I try not to make more in my spare time
I still make a lot of game ideas today. I used to put a couple on the Game Ideas Wiki, but these days I just write 'em up in Notion if it will take longer than a couple hours to make.
I make my own art sometimes
I like mostly Alternative music
I love easter eggs! Can you find them all?
So with all this in mind, enjoy my user page!
Reviews
These will be in order, hopefully, by console/date of release. Bold means I have completed it (story mode, if applicable); bold + italics means I completed it alone. Demos will be marked.
It shows how bad I can be at platformers. More on that under New Super Mario Bros. Wii.
Why I play it anyways
I need to beat it! I'm so close; world 8! Even though my gameplay consisted of warp zones and my sister getting really far and me warping there by default. :P
Fav. enemy
The ones I can beat.
Fav. Boss
False Bowsers. They're easier. :)
Comments
Go, jump, look amazing, jump, get points, power-ups, etc., go...DEATH BY GOOMBA. -_- Honestly?
Phantos. And Birdo eggs that fall and kill me despite falling from another platform. I have even ridden one through the platforms that I stand on, and I die.
Why I play it anyways
I'm actually pretty good at this game. Despite it being a very unforgiving game.
Again, I like the graphics. Even though fire, clouds and butterflies are sooo much better than Mario's hands, I don't complain much. Beyond that, the music is groundbreaking. Esp. the cap music.
Things I dislike
Fire. Actually, anything that makes the controls hard to deal with.
Watt. Graphics. Storytelling :D Especially everyone's terrible eyesight. How Bowser can't see Peach at the other side of the room until he's a meter away.
Not much. Besides Grabbing Ghosts. And the speed that Boos attack after saying their name. Dangit, I can't read that fast!
Things I detest
Ghosts hitting me when I am vacuuming another ghosts. Shy Guy Ghosts are the worst perpetrator in the game so far. And Poison Mushrooms. They ruin EVERYTHING.
Why I play it anyways
I really enjoy it.
Fav. enemy
Like three or four gold ghosts that all go in the same direction so I can vacuum them at the same time. :D That, and the ghosts with no hit points.
Two Kritters, King K. Rool, Bowser, Bowser Jr., Dark Bones, Fire bro., Wario and Waluigi. Also yellow shy guy/toad have unreal homerun chances so sometimes them
Things I like
I love the quotes of the game. Esp. the magikoopas!
Things I dislike
Sometimes have difficulty with the pitches. The red glow + my sweet spot icon = me missing the pitch.
Things I detest
Why I play it anyways
Because my sister and I can have a 50 to nothing game consistently. :D
Fav. enemy
Magikoopas.
Fav. Boss
n/a
Comments
I really like the Barrel Basher minigame. Actually, I kinda like them all, except Bob-omb derby.
How useless Starmen actually are. It's a good thing they're so dang rare! Please, keep it that way! I'll take a propeller mushroom over a starman out side a course ANY day! Inside a course, I can show mah ninja skillz. But outside? Those things are only good to avoid the enemies that hide mushrooms in a chest with Toad. Keep up the good work, guys!
Why I play it anyways
Favorite power-ups: Propeller suit, mini-mushroom, Penguin suit. With these, and a couple other challenges, make me feel so ninja! (Even though I occasionally die right after perfect completion.)
Fav. enemy
The enemies that lock Toad up in a chest or a ? block.
Fav. Boss
Oh, the Koopalings. You are back and better than ever. Thank you. Keep losing to me, GG445.
Comments
Love playing with my sister, as that is usually the only way I do well. You can't even imagine how I lose in this game. If you watch 80% of my game play, I look like a freakin' master! Then after showing off my skills, *4,000, *6,000, *8,000, oops, "Ohhh! Mamma Mia!" I die by the last goomba in a set after getting all 3 star coins and almost at the flag pole. -_- And that is why I have Super Guide chiming that I fail at the second world.
Luigi is generally leading, as Mario naturally attacks first. Even when taken down by an enemy. I usually upgrade fighting abilities first, but commonly forget which other ones I need for big bonuses.
Science Experiment
This goomba is stuck in a box so that I can study it. I have borrowed the help of a Laser Snifit for when I am offline.
"I still haven't learned anything."
Bonus points if you can tell me where most of these quotes come from.
"Like the moon over
The day, my genius and brawn
Are lost on these fools." - Bowser
"Tee hee hee hee! Welcome to Shy Guy's Shop. Too bad I'm not gonna sell you anything, Mario!"
"Oh no...Poor me..."
Ok, guys! All together now! Let's rush him! Chaaaaarge!!!"
"We're gonna lose!! On, no! We've gotta run!"
"Look at him! Can't even bounce! Hey, maybe we could bounce ON HIS HEAD!!!!"
"You're asking for IT!"
"Ooh, you're gonna get it!"
"You picked the wrong people not to bounce with, bub!"
"How 'bout a fat lip to go with that ugly mustache?!"
"THERE'S BEEN AN ACCIDENT!"
"IT'S HORRIBLE! HIDE THE CHILDREN! LOCK THE DOORS! BOLT THE WINDOWS!"
"HURRY! HURRY! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S GOOD AND PURE. HUUUUUURRY!"
"I was going to take a ride on the Ferris Wheel, but the Piranha Plant got in my way!"
"Hold it right there! You wanna know what's in this chest? Well, tough beans!"
"I ain't saying! And I sure ain't telling you it's a brush!...Aw, nuts."
"Forget this! You ain't getting my brush! I challenge you!" - Shy Guys
"You!! You ignored all those very scary warnings! Don't you have the common sense to get scared and run away? What's wrong with you!? You shouldn't mess with Tutankoopa, a faithful follower of King Bowser! Ooops... I mean... You shall regret this!" - Tutankoopa
"Hmmm...Drink punch...eat cake...? It sounds...complicated." - Booster
"I'm such a genius, it scares me sometimes. No wonder I'm so important!" - Yardovich
"I am the great Cackletta's most best pupil, who is named Fawful! I am here, laughing at you! If you are giving us the chase, just to get your silly princess's voice, then you are idiots of foolishness! Princess Peach's sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires! And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!"
"Now is when I ram you!"
"Now is the time where my true might shines like many angry sunbeams of rage!"
"Hah! Now taste the finale, when carelessness opens the door to a comeback not expected by you! Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid! You shall all fall and vanish with your precious Beanbean Kingdom as I laugh heartily at you!"
"HAH! In the finale of the finale, when negligence begets rashness, the comeback is come-back upon!" (- Prince Peasley)
"In the last moments of the finale of the finale, when relief leads to negligence that begets rashness... That is when the comeback that faltered comes back and beats your pathetic comeback that I scoff at!"
"O Great Bowletta! The Mario Bros. who I hate are coming this way!"
"At last my entrance with drama!"
"All who resist will be beat like naughty little eggs!"
"Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless."
"Fawful is sitting on the cozy couch, sipping tea that laughs at you!"
"Fawfully-doo!♪ Where are you?!♪ Dark Star, needing you!♪ Dark power, yoo-hoo!♪ WHERE TO FIND YOU...♪"
"You have gotten in Fawful's way at each and every turn... Just like the red and green mustaches that I hate..."
"Fawful only has half the power, but I am thinking it is enough to KO you, the king of stupid!"
"So, the tears are falling! But not on the face of Fawful!"
"Here Fawful goes, the disappearing..forever disappearing... WITH YOU!"