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Jeremy​ ​Heere
★ Chapter​ ​1
○ Stresses​ ​about​ ​his​ ​name​ ​being​ ​called​ ​in​ ​attendance
○ Has​ ​preprinted​ ​Humiliation​ ​Sheets
★ Chapter​ ​2
○ Thinks​ ​Christine​ ​Caniglia​ ​looks​ ​pretty
○ Is​ ​going​ ​to​ ​give​ ​Christine​ ​a​ ​Shakespeare​ ​made​ ​out​ ​of​ ​chocolate​ ​at​ ​play​ ​rehearsal
○ Is​ ​in​ ​the​ ​play
★ Chapter​ ​4
○ Likes​ ​theater
■ Has​ ​been​ ​in​ ​The​ ​Tempest​ ​and​ ​You’re​ ​a​ ​Good​ ​Man,​ ​Charlie​ ​Brown​ ​in​ ​high
school
■ Has​ ​an​ ​extensive​ ​middle-school​ ​career
○ Likes​ ​everything​ ​about​ ​school​ ​plays
○ Plays​ ​Lysander​ ​in​ ​Midsummer​ ​Night’s​ ​Dream
★ Chapter​ ​6
○ Talks​ ​to​ ​Christine​ ​about​ ​the​ ​letter
○ Fails​ ​to​ ​give​ ​her​ ​the​ ​chocolate​ ​as​ ​it​ ​is​ ​melted​ ​in​ ​his​ ​pocket
★ Chapter​ ​7
○ Encounters​ ​Rich​ ​in​ ​the​ ​bathroom
○ Thinks​ ​being​ ​cool​ ​is​ ​the​ ​most​ ​important​ ​thing​ ​on​ ​earth
★ Chapter​ ​9
○ Brown​ ​hair
○ Brown​ ​eyes
○ Long​ ​face
○ Eye​ ​socket​ ​is​ ​bigger​ ​on​ ​left
○ Thick,​ ​dandruff​ ​filled​ ​hair
○ Drawnback,​ ​ghoulish​ ​lips
○ Huge​ ​earlobes
★ Chapter​ ​11
○ Decides​ ​to​ ​go​ ​to​ ​the​ ​Halloween​ ​dance
★ Chapter​ ​17
○ Goes​ ​to​ ​the​ ​bowling​ ​alley​ ​with​ ​Michael​ ​to​ ​find​ ​the​ ​squip​ ​dealer
○ Dealer​ ​then​ ​sends​ ​him​ ​to​ ​eBAY​ ​and​ ​his​ ​cousin
★ Chapter​ ​18
○ Goes​ ​on​ ​eBAY​ ​to​ ​find​ ​a​ ​squip,​ ​but​ ​only​ ​finds​ ​Beanie​ ​Babies
★ Chapter​ ​19
○ Steals​ ​Beanie​ ​Babies​ ​from​ ​his​ ​Aunt
★ Chapter​ ​20
○ Sells​ ​the​ ​Beanie​ ​Babies​ ​to​ ​get​ ​money​ ​for​ ​the​ ​Squip
○ Buys​ ​a​ ​Squip​ ​from​ ​Rack​ ​at​ ​Payless
○ Swallows​ ​the​ ​Squip​ ​with​ ​Mountain​ ​Dew
★ Chapter​ ​22
○ Talks​ ​to​ ​Anne​ ​and​ ​Chloe
○ Brushes​ ​Michael​ ​off
★ Chapter​ ​23
○ Gets​ ​Chloe’s​ ​number
★ Chapter​ ​25
○ Gets​ ​in​ ​a​ ​fight​ ​with​ ​Michael
★ Chapter​ ​26
○ Tells​ ​Rich​ ​that​ ​he​ ​got​ ​a​ ​squip
★ Chapter​ ​27
○ Kisses​ ​Brooke
★ Chapter​ ​28
○ Punches​ ​Mark​ ​at​ ​play​ ​rehearsal
★ Chapter​ ​29
○ Tries​ ​to​ ​attract​ ​Christine​ ​at​ ​play​ ​rehearsal​ ​but​ ​is​ ​unsuccessful
★ Chapter​ ​30
○ Gets​ ​invited​ ​to​ ​a​ ​party​ ​by​ ​Chloe
★ Chapter​ ​31
○ Disses​ ​Jenna​ ​when​ ​she​ ​starts​ ​talking​ ​about​ ​Elizabeth
★ Chapter​ ​32
○ Invites​ ​Michael​ ​to​ ​the​ ​party
★ Chapter​ ​33
○ Steals​ ​his​ ​Mom’s​ ​car
○ Drives​ ​to​ ​the​ ​party​ ​with​ ​Michael
★ Chapter​ ​34
○ Hooks​ ​up​ ​with​ ​Chloe
○ Gets​ ​into​ ​a​ ​fight​ ​with​ ​Chloe’s​ ​boyfriend,​ ​Brock
★ Chapter​ ​35
○ Hides​ ​in​ ​the​ ​bathroom​ ​and​ ​talks​ ​to​ ​Stephanie
★ Chapter​ ​37
○ Has​ ​a​ ​conversation​ ​with​ ​Christine
 ○ Decides​ ​he​ ​doesn’t​ ​care​ ​about​ ​being​ ​cool,​ ​he​ ​just​ ​wants​ ​to​ ​be​ ​with​ ​Christine
★ Chapter​ ​38
○ Gets​ ​Christine’s​ ​number
★ ​ ​Chapter​ ​42
○ Tells​ ​his​ ​parents​ ​about​ ​the​ ​party​ ​and​ ​the​ ​squip
★ Chapter​ ​46
○ Tells​ ​Christine​ ​how​ ​he​ ​feels​ ​during​ ​the​ ​play
★ Chapter​ ​47
○ gets​ ​kicked​ ​out​ ​of​ ​the​ ​play
★ Chapter​ ​48
○ Writes​ ​a​ ​book​ ​for​ ​Christine​ ​to​ ​explain​ ​everything
○ Uses​ ​Mountain​ ​Dew​ ​Red​ ​to​ ​dissolve​ ​the​ ​squip

Christine​ ​Caniglia
★ Chapter​ ​1
○ Jeremy’s​ ​possible​ ​crush?
★ Chapter​ ​2
○ Intelligent
○ Sweet
○ Everything​ ​that​ ​a​ ​girl​ ​is​ ​supposed​ ​to​ ​be​ ​to​ ​offset​ ​her​ ​beauty
★ Chapter​ ​4
○ Usually​ ​on​ ​time
○ Plays​ ​Puck​ ​in​ ​Midsummer​ ​Night’s​ ​Dream
○ blond
★ Chapter​ ​5
○ Brown​ ​eyes
○ Talks​ ​to​ ​Jeremy​ ​about​ ​how​ ​much​ ​she​ ​hates​ ​Mr.​ ​Reyes
★ Chapter​ ​6
○ Gets​ ​mad​ ​at​ ​Jeremy​ ​for​ ​bringing​ ​up​ ​the​ ​rumor
★ Chapter​ ​12
○ Dad​ ​works​ ​at​ ​Great​ ​Adventure
★ Chapter​ ​14
○ Talks​ ​to​ ​Jeremy​ ​about​ ​her​ ​relationship​ ​stages
■ Hooking​ ​up
■ Dating
■ Going​ ​out
■ Boyfriend-Girlfriend
○ Kisses​ ​Jeremy​ ​on​ ​the​ ​Cheek
 ○ Is​ ​going​ ​out​ ​with​ ​Jake​ ​Dillinger?
★ Chapter​ ​16
○ Decides​ ​to​ ​get​ ​a​ ​squip

Michael​ ​Mell
★ Chapter​ ​3
○ Jeremy’s​ ​Best​ ​Friend
○ Sits​ ​in​ ​a​ ​different​ ​place​ ​in​ ​the​ ​cafeteria​ ​every​ ​day
○ Tall
○ White
○ Has​ ​a​ ​“white-boy​ ​afro”​ ​and​ ​huge​ ​headphones
○ Only​ ​sits​ ​with​ ​Asian​ ​girls
★ Chapter​ ​13
○ Bring​ ​up​ ​the​ ​‘script’​ ​that​ ​his​ ​brother​ ​used​ ​to​ ​get​ ​1530​ ​on​ ​SATs
■ Computer​ ​that​ ​comes​ ​in​ ​a​ ​pill
★ Chapter​ ​32
○ Goes​ ​to​ ​the​ ​party​ ​to​ ​make​ ​sure​ ​Jeremy​ ​is​ ​safely​ ​driving

Rich
★ Chapter​ ​3
○ Short,​ ​but​ ​very​ ​built
○ Blonde​ ​with​ ​a​ ​streak​ ​of​ ​red​ ​in​ ​the​ ​back
■ Like​ ​a​ ​rooster
★ Chapter​ ​7
○ Makes​ ​fun​ ​of​ ​Jeremy​ ​in​ ​the​ ​bathroom
Chapter​ ​15
○ Tells​ ​Jeremy​ ​about​ ​a​ ​squip​ ​at​ ​the​ ​Halloween​ ​Dance
■ Same​ ​as​ ​‘script’
○ Was​ ​only​ ​bullying​ ​because​ ​of​ ​squip
★ Chapter​ ​40
○ Sets​ ​a​ ​fire​ ​and​ ​burns​ ​down​ ​the​ ​house​ ​where​ ​the​ ​party​ ​was

Squip
★ Chapter​ ​15
○ From​ ​Japan
○ A​ ​grey​ ​oblong​ ​pill
○ A​ ​supercomputer​ ​that​ ​fits​ ​in​ ​a​ ​pill
 ○ A​ ​quantum​ ​nanotechnology​ ​CPU
○ Travels​ ​through​ ​bloodstream​ ​until​ ​it​ ​gets​ ​to​ ​your​ ​brain​ ​and​ ​it​ ​assists​ ​you
○ Preprogrammed​ ​to​ ​tell​ ​you​ ​how​ ​to​ ​be​ ​cool
★ Chapter​ ​20
○ Works​ ​best​ ​if​ ​taken​ ​with​ ​Mountain​ ​Dew
★ Chapter​ ​21
○ Voice​ ​in​ ​head
○ Sounds​ ​like​ ​Keanu​ ​Reeves
★ Chapter​ ​22
○ Fixes​ ​Jeremy’s​ ​posture
○ Tells​ ​Jeremy​ ​to​ ​buy​ ​a​ ​new​ ​shirt
○ Tells​ ​Jeremy​ ​to​ ​get​ ​frozen​ ​yogurt
★ Chapter​ ​24
○ Helps​ ​Jeremy​ ​work​ ​out
★ Chapter​ ​25
○ Helps​ ​Jeremy​ ​do​ ​homework
★ Chapter​ ​26
○ Introduces​ ​Jeremy​ ​to​ ​some​ ​girls
★ Chapter​ ​33
○ Teaches​ ​Jeremy​ ​how​ ​to​ ​drive