Love

ya arranged



mai nikhil ... VARMA khandaan ka dolauta beta .. matlab mera ek bada
bhai hai ...

story suru karne se pehle Zara mere aur mari family ke bare me bhi jaan
le ...

meri age 22 hai .. abhi college me hu ... average student hu ... padhne
likhne ka koi zyada sook nahi hai .. wo to mai ghar walo ka dil rakhne ke
liye thoda bahut padh leta hu ... waise padhne likhne ke apne kuch alag
fayde bhi hai ... gyan bandhane ke liye nahi ... balki bina mehnat kiye
aaram se paise mil jate hai ... jo ki coaching Jane ke naam per milte the
... ab ghanta kisi ko coaching Jana hota .. un paiso se to apni mooz masti
hoti hai ... upar se pocket money ... kabhi -2 practical ke naam per .. to
kabhi book khareedne ke naam per ... jitne paise mango bina sawal kiye
mil jate hai ... paiso ki kabhi koi kami nahi rehti ...

college Jane ka ek aur mast fayda hai ... wo ye ki ladki taadne aur maal
patane ka manyata prapt license hame mil jata hai ... jee bhar ke maal
taado koi kuch nahi bolta ... koi aachi lagi to turant propose maro ... agar
pati to theek ... nahi pati to dusri dekho ... college me kami thode hi hai
...

baat college ki hai to mai apne dosto se bhi milva du ...

mere do dost hai .... RAHUL aur AMAR ... mere bachpan ke dost ... my
chaddhi buddy ... bilkul mere jaise ...
22 saal age ho gai .. aaj tak koi gf nahi banai ... kyuki aisi koi hame mili hi
nahi .. jo hamare dil ki ghanti baja sake .. "
aisa sirf hamara dialog hai ... asliyat to ye hai ki jo bhi ladki dikhti usse
hame pyar ho jata .. wo bhi saccha wala ... per wo hame bhav hi nahi deti
...

aisa nahi ki hum dikhne me bure hai .. theek thaak hi hai ... Dole - sole
nahi hai ... kyuki kabhi hum gym nahi gaye ... ab bore to dhone nahi hai
jo ga** faadu mehnat karke body banau ... apna shareer fit n fine hai ...
fir bhi koi ladki hame ghaas tak nahi dalti ... isliye meri kabhi bhagwaan
se nahi banti ...
college me meri ek sabse badi dusman hai MEERA ... hamari dusmani
ke charche puri college me mashoor hai ... mere hi class me hai ...
padhne me aachi hai ... teachers ki fev. hai ... isiliye hamesha teachers
usi ki sunte hai .. galti bhale usi ki ho .. per fadi hamesha meri hi jati hai
...

kabhi -2 mera man karta hai ki aatankwadi ban jaau ... aur sabse pehli
goli usi ko maru ...
lekin kuch kar nahi pata .. ab apne haath me thode hi hai aatankwadi
banna ...

bas gum bhulane ke liye daru ka hi sahara milta hai ...

hum teeno dost peete hai ... kabhi -2 to country (desi) bhi maar lete hai ...
wo bhi tab jab paise kam ho ...

meri family me total 7 log hai ... mujhe mila kar ...
bhaiya - bhabhi .. papa - mummy ... aur dada - dadi ...

mahila mandal ko chhod kar ... baki ke teeno purush ... sorry maha
purush ... kisi chapter se kam nahi hai ...
inki soch meri soch se bilkul alag hai ... wo teeno purab (east) hai to mai
paschim (west) ... ya u kahe ki wo teeno classical hai to mai hip hop ...

lekin mahila mandal aisi nahi hai ... wo log bhi ek alag hi sample hai ...
jab mere saath hoti hai to bilkul mere jaisa ban jati hai .. aur jab apne
patiyo ke saath hoti .. to unke jaisi .. pata nahi kaise kar leti hai ... unka
aisa character aaj tak mere liye suspense bana hua hai ...

per baat jab mere per aati hai to Ladies support hamesha mere saath hi
hota ...

ab baat karte hai sample no. 1 ki ... yani ki mere bhaiya - bhabhi ki ...

BHAIYA --- NAAM KRISHNA KANT VARMA ... in short .. K.K. VARMA ..

bhai sahab naukari karte hai ... sarkari bank me ... mujhse 6 saal bade
hai ... bin mange gyan batna inki fitrat hai .. kisi bhi cheej ko detail me
ghus ke samjhana inko accha lagta hai ... ab inko kon samjhaye ki aaj kal
free ka gyan batne wale ko log na Jane kis kis naam se bulati hai ... khair
ye bas bakte rehte hai aur mai be man se sunta rehta hu ...

BHABHI --- RADHIKA VARMA ---

meri fev. saadi ko 3 saal ho chuke hai ..... abhi tak baby nahi hua .. family
planning kar rakkhi hai .. 5 saal no baccha .... bhaiya ki jeb se chori se
paise nikal kar meri jeb me rakhna .. ye inki duty hai ... saath hi bhaiya ke
pravachan se bachane ka kaam bhi ye hi karti hai ... isliye ye meri fev hai
...

sample no 2 ... mere mummy papa ...

PAPA --- sri .. RADHE SHYAM VARMA ...

ye bhi sarkari naukari karte hai .. sarkari school me teacher hai ..
ye ek gajab ke item hai ... kanjoosh no. 1 .. inse mango kuch to milta
kuch hai ... har cheej ka hisab kitab ye hi rakhte hai ... ek baar maine
bade pyar se inse bola ... ki papa mujhe ek chota sa foreign tour kara do
.. to wo bole .. beta .. Nepal chala ja .. wo bhi to foreign hi hai ... waha tu
divy jyotir ling ke darshan bhi kar lega ...

ab kon samjhaye inko .. ye meri umar kya jyotir ling ke darshan karne ki
hai ... ling to mere paas bhi ... per aaj tak use to kisi ne nahi dekha ... to
mai bhala bhagwaan ka ling kyu dekhu ... aisi kya khaas baat hai usme
...
unse bahas karna kisi ke bas ki baat nahi hai ... ek baar jo thaan lete hai
.. to fir duniya idhar ki udhar ho jaye ... unka faisla nahi badalta ...

MAA --- RUKMANI VARMA ...

ye bhi bilkul bhabhi ki tarah hi hai ... ghar me mai sabse chota hu ... isliye
.. sabse zyada pyar mujhe hi karti hai ... meri har galti per parda ye hi
dalti hai ... hamesha mera saath deti hai ... mere liye to ye hi bhagwaan
hai ...

sample no 3 ... mere dada - dadi ...

DADA JI --- SRI SITA RAM VARMA ..

retired army officer ... abhi bhi kafi fit hai .... lekin maha kanjoosh hai ...
papa se ek kadam aage ... kafi paisa ikattha kar rakkha hai ... kehte hai ki
sab mere liye hi hai ... lekin jab mango to Buddha deta hi nahi .. kitni baar
mai unse keh chuka hu ki dadu ab to nikal lo ... aur kitna jeeoge .. to wo
kehte ki jab tak tere bete ko apni god me na khila lu .. mai nahi Jane wala
...
ab unko export karne ke liye mai saadi karu ... jo abhi to possible nahi hai
...
lekin mai bhi isi khandaan ka hu ... to inse kam nahi hu ...

mujhe bike chahiye thi ... to maine maa se keh kar papa se paise
nikalwaye ... lekin mere papa to kamal ke aadmi hai .. mere haath me
45000 rs. rakh kar seena chauda karke bole ...

" ja beta .. khareed le apni pasand ki bike " ...

ab bhala 45000 me kon si bike milti hai ... haa 100 cc ki PLATINA milti hai
... great average .. superb milage ... per average aur milage leke mere ko
chatna hai ...

meri man pasand bike ki keemat 80000 rs ki hai ... to baki ka kaha se
jugad karu .. bhabhi itni badi rakam to de nahi sakti ... aur dadu se
mangna hi bekar hai ... ant me mere paas apna aakhri hathiyar bacha tha
... mera bramha astra ... meri jaan ... mera sab kuch ... meri dadi ....

DADI --- JANKI VARMA ...

is duniya me mai sabse zyada pyar mai apni dadi se karta hu ... aur mai
to unki jaan hu ... ek aanshu bhi wo mera bardast nahi kar sakti ...

mai dadi se jab 35000 mange to unhone bola ... ki " beta mere paas to
nahi hai ... per ek idea hai .. jisse teri pasand ki bike aa jayegi ... "
ye keh kar unhone dadu ki ACTIVA ki chavi mujhe de di ... aur boli .. " le
ye bench de ... aur khareed le apni bike ...

maine bola to fir dadu ka kya ...

to wo boli .. " tu tension mat le mai unhe sambhal lungi .. "

fir kya tha .. permission milte hi mai activa leke nikal gaya ... use 35000
me bench kar apni bike le li ... baad me dadu ne bawal to kiya ... per dadi
ne sambhal liya ...

Sunday ka din tha ... subah ke 6 baj rahe the ..
mai apne khwab gaah (room ) me ,apne naram ,mulayam, aaramdayak
,makhmali bistar me mast neend farma raha tha .. Sunday tha to uthne ki
koi tension nahi thi .. waise bhi raat ko sote - 2 do baj gaye the ...

kyuki raat 1 baje tak to movie dekhi .. fir jab rajai odh kar leta to neend
aane me ek ghanta lag gaya ... ab sardiyo ka samay hai akele rajai
garam hote -2 time to lagta hai ...
sardiyo ka asli maza to unhi ko milta hai jinke paas biwi ko ... kyu .. wo
aap bhi jante ho ....
dusre wo log jinki gf ho ... sale rajai me ghuste hi .. phone per chalu ho
jate hai ... badi gandi -2 bate karke garam ho jate hai ...

ab bache hamare jaise log ... jinke paas na biwi hai aur na gf ... rajai me
ghusne ke aadhe tak bas ye hi dhundte hai ki sali ye hawa kis kone se
ghus rahi hai ...

is tarah sote-2 time to lagta hi hai ... mai gehri neend me tha ki tabhi dil
dehla dene wali ,ek bhayankar aawaj mere kaano me padi ... aisa laga
jaise sakchaat yamraj bol rahe ho ...

" " nalayak ... 6 baj rahe hai .. aur tu abhi bhi so raha hai ... uth zaldi se ..
padhta likhta to hai nahi ... har waqt sota hi rehta hai ... na Jane kya hoga
is gadhe ka " "

ye aawaj sunte hi meri neend aise gayab hui ... jaise gadhe ke sar se
seeng ... aur hoti bhi kyu nahi ... har roj mujhe ya to maa .. ya fir dadi
bade pyar se jagati hai .. aaj aachanak aisi bhayanak aawaj sunkar
neend pal bhar me gayab to honi hi thi ...

mai turant hadbada kar uth baitha .. aur dekha ki samne mere param
poojniya pita ji khade hai ...
is tarah ki neend se jagne ke baad to aap ko pata hi hoga ki dimag kis
halat me rehta hai ... mera bhi same position tha ...
man kiya ki abhi goli maar du ... per samne wala saksha mera baap tha
... karna to dur kuch keh bhi nahi sakta tha .... bas apne armaano ko
apne dil me debate hue ... bola ...

MAI --- kya hua papa ... aaj aap mujhe jaga rahe hai .. wo bhi itni subah
-2 ... aaj to Sunday hai .. sone digiye na ...

PAPA --- oye ullu ... raat bhar jagta hai kya .. jo din me so raha hai ... chal
zaldi uth .. 6 baj gaye hai ...

MAI --- per karna kya hai itni zaldi uth ke ....
PAPA --- aaj ghar me pooja hai ... sab usi me busy hai .. ek tujhe chhod
ke ...
MAI --- pooja kitne baje hai ...

PAPA --- 11 baje se ..

ye sunte hi mera temper high ho gaya .. ab pooja hai 11 baje aur mujhe
jagaya ja raha hai 6 baje ... ye to na insafi hai ...
MAI --- kya papa ... 11 baje pooja hai .. aur aap mujhe 6 baje jaga rahe
hai ...

PAPA -- nalayak .. kuch kaam bhi kar le .. waha sab subah 5 baje se
kaam kar rahe hai .. aur yaha to abhi bhi so raha hai ... chal uth zaldi se
...

papa ke lecture ne neend to kharab kar hi di thi to socha uth hi jaao ..

warna wo apna bhopu band nahi karenge ... so man maar kar uth gaya
aur bathroom me chala gaya ...

aadhe ghante baad Naha dhoke mai neeche hall me gaya ... pura hall
khali ... manav jati ka koi bhi naamo nishan nahi tha ... siway mujhe
chhod kar ...

tabhi kitchen me se bartano ki aawaj aayi ... mai wahi chala gaya ... Jake
dekha ki maa ,dadi aur bhabhi kitchen me hi thi .. saaf safai abhiyaan
zoro shoro se chal raha tha ...

mujhe dekhte hi maa boli ...

MAA --- uth gaya mera baccha ... badi zaldi uth gaya ...

tabhi bhabhi boli ...

BHABHI --- subah -2 papa ji ki lori sunega to zaldi uthna hi padega ...
itna keh kar bhabhi aur maa hasne lage ... tabhi dadi boli ...
DADI --- chup karo tum dono ... ek to mera rajkumar ko subah -2 daant
padi ... aur tum log has rahi ho ...

MAI --- wo sab to theek hai .. per ye batao aaj pooja kis liye rakkhi gai ...

MAA --- tera papa ka bahut dino se man tha ... to aaj ka din shubh mila to
rakh li pooja ...
MAI --- jarurat hi kya hai pooja karwane ki ... subah -2 sab log apna hi
naam le liya karo .. bahut punya mil jayega ...

BHABHI -- kya matlab ...

MAI --- matlab ... is ghar me sirf mujhe chhod kar kisi ka bhi naam normal
nahi hai ..
dada ji ... sita ram varma ..
dadi ... janki varma ..
papa ... radhe shyam varma ...
maa ... rukmani varma ..
bhaiya ... Krishna Kant varma ..
aur aap ... radhika varma ..

meri baat sunkar teeno has pade .. fir maa boli ..

MAA --- chup kar badmas ... waise tujhe hame aur apni dadi ko thanks
bolna chahiye ... hum dono ne sab se zhagda karke tera naam nikhil
rakkha hai ... warna to is ghar ka riwaj hi ki sabhi ka naam bhagwaan ke
naam per hi hoga ...

maine maa ko peeche se gale laga liya aur bola ...

MAI --- thanks maa ... waise baki sab kaha hai ...

DADI --- market gaye hai ... bhagwaan ka bhoog banana hai ... usi ki
kharidari karne ...

MAI --- wo bhagwaan jab khayega tab dekha jayega .. pehle mujhe to
kuch nashta do ...
BHABHI --- aaj kuch nahi bana hai nikku ... sabhi vrat hai ... aur tu bhi ...

MAI -- bhool jaao ... mai kabhi vrat nahi rehta ...
MAA -- per aaj tujhe rehna hai ... kuch der tak takleef nahi seh sakta ...

MAI --- accha .. kisi bhi granth me ya sastra me aisa likha hai kya ki
bhagwaan ki pooja bhookhe rahkar hi karni padti hai ... tabhi wo khus
hote hai ...

DADI --- wo to nahi pata .. per hamesha se yahi niyam chalta aa raha hai
...

MAI --- badal do sare niyam ...

tabhi peeche se papa ki aawaj aayi ...

PAPA --- kon se niyam badlega tu ..

ye sun kar meri to fat hi gai ...

MAI --- kuch nahi papa ... mai to samaj ki baat kar raha hu ... kafi aise
niyam hai jo galat hai .. unhe badalne chahiye ...

PAPA --- pehle khud ko badal ... fir samaj ke niyam badalna ...

itna keh kar papa saman rakh kar bahar chale gaye ... bhabhi, maa aur
dadi ka to has has ke bura haal ho gaya ... mai bas unhe ghoorta hua ...
hall me chala gaya ... kuch der baad bhaiya aur dadu bhi aa gaye ...

maine call karke rahul aur amar ko bhi bol diya ki 10 baje ghar aa jaye ...
ab pandit ka boring pravachan kon sune .. wo dono saath honge to time
pass ho jayega ... waise mohalle ki kuch item aunty bhi aayengi ... dosto
ke saath unhe taadne ka maza hi kuch alag hai ...

dekhte hi dekhte 10.30 baj gaye ... pooja ghar ke hall me hi honi thi ...
isliye hamne pehle se hi waha sab hata kar dari (mat) bicha di ... taki sab
zameen per aaram se baith sake ....

sabhi log aa chuke the ... kuch der me pandit bhi aa gaya ...
fir suru hua unka pravachan .. jo mere aur mere dosto ke liye jaan leva
thi ...
pooja aadha ghanta late start hui ... yani ki 11.30 a.m. pe ... ab aadha
ghanta late to aam baat hai ... isko late nahi bola jata .. chahe koi bhookh
se mar raha ho .. koi matlab mai ...
jo banda zindagi me kabhi vrat na raha ho ... use subah 6 baje zabardasti
utha ke .. ghar ke kaam karwane ke baad bhi ek cup chai tak naseeb na
ho .. fir us bande ki mansik isthiti kaisi hogi .. aap samajh hi sakte hai ..
per mai kar bhi kya sakta tha .. mere Hitler pita ji ... aur Dainasor ke
jamane ke mere dadu ke rehte .. mujh nirbal , ashaay , kamjor gareeb ki
fariyad bhala kon sunta ..

khair pooja suru hui ... mohalle ki kafi aunty aayi thi ... per hamari
badkismat ... aaj sab aunty hi lag rahi thi ... item koi nahi thi ... idhar bhi
khali haath ...
hum sab zameen per chaukadi maar ke baithe the ... aur pandit sabse
aage apne aasan per virajmaan the ... unke aur hamare beech me
bhagwaan narayan the ... tabhi mujhe pata chala ki satya narayan ki
katha hai ... yani ki 2-3 ghante ki fursat ....

khair pandit ne mantra padhna suru kar diya ... ek to sare mantra
Sanskrit me the .. upar se pandit aise padh raha tha ki jaise kise ne uski
dhoti upar utha ke uske pichwade mirchi daal di ho ... kuch samajh me
nahi aa raha tha ... waise karna kya hai samajh ke ...
ek cheej aur thi jo aaj tak mere samajh me nahi aayi ... wo ye ki chaye
koi bhi pooja ho .. usme fal aur phool to samajh me aata hai .. lekin paan
supari kyu chadhate hai ... kya bhagwaan paan khate hai ... Zara
imagination kariye shiv ji muh me paan daba kar dhyan lagaye to kaise
dekhenge ... durga maa paan khakar sher me baithi hai ....
khair kehte hai ye sadiyo purani reet hai ... ab jo marzi kare .. mera kya
...

pooja apne zoro shoro per thi ... aur hum teeno gawar apna muh latkaye
baithe the ... mai beech me tha aur mere agal bagal rahul aur amar the ...
hum teeno is waqt gandi ke teen bandar jaise lag rahe the .... man to kar
raha tha abhi uth kar bahar chala jaau ... per pita ji ka aadesh tha ki hilna
nahi ... to hum teeno wahi baithe rahe ....
rahul ne dheere se mere kaan me kaha ...
RAHUL --- kameene .. kya bigada tha maine tera jo yaha bula liya ...

maine tarsi hui nigaho se use dekha aur bola ...

MAI --- bhai ... kya is dukh ki ghadi me apne dost ka saath nahi dega ...

hum chup chap baithe rahe ... thodi der me pandit ne mantra khatam kar
diye ... mujhe laga shayad pooja khatam ho gai hogi ...
per nahi ... pandit to ram ji ke upar pravachan dene lage ... ab bhala
satya narayan ki pooja me ram ji ka kya kaam ... maine socha ho sakta
hai narayan bhagwaan ke ram avtar ke bare me bata rahe ho ... lekin
ram hi kyu ... unke bare me to sabhi ko pata hai ... t.v. per na Jane kitne
serial dikha chuke hai ... lekin waha fir bhi sab aise sun rahe the jaise
dada ji baccho ko kahani suna rahe ho ....

ab ye to anyay hai ... mere saath baitha amar mujhse bola ...
AMAR --- yaar ab to had hai ... kuch kar na ... ab baitha nahi jata ...

MAI --- tu tension mat le ... pandit Ramayana suna raha hai na ... ab isi
me mai iski bajata hu ...

pandit wo bata raha tha jab shiv ji ka dhanush ram ji ne tod diya ...
tabhi mai bola ...

MAI --- pandit ji ... ek sawal hai ...

PANDIT --- bolo beta ...

MAI --- ye wahi dhanush tha na jiska sita ji roj khayal rakhti thi ... uski
saaf safai rakhti thi ...
PANDIT --- haa ...
MAI --- to fir wo dhanush ko utha bhi leti thi ... jise ravan jaisa maha sakti
sali bhi hila nahi paya ...

PANDIT --- bilkul beta ... sita mata koi sadharan stri nahi thi ... wo to devi
thi ...

MAI -- to fir banvaas me ravan ne sita ji haran kaise kar liya ... wo to devi
thi .. chahti to ek thappad me ravan ko direct Lanka bhej sakti thi ... fir
unhone aisa kyu nahi kiya ...

PANDIT -- beta wo to bidhi ka bidhan tha ... wo na jati to ravan na marta

...
MAI --- to unki ravan se koi khas dusmani thi kya ... jiske chalte unhone
aisa plan banaya ... ya fir bor ho gai thi jungle se .. socha is bahane
aaram se mahal me to reh lengi ...
pandit ka chahra gusse se laal ho gaya tha ... wo kuch na bola ... tabhi
pita ji ne meri taraf apni laal laal aankhe dikhai ... aur pandit se bole ...

PAPA --- pandit ji ... ye bewkoof hai .. iski baat per dhyan mat digiye ...
aap katha aage badhaiye ...

pandit ne ek look mujhe diya aur fir se suru ho gaye ...

idhar hum teeno ka has has ke bura haal tha ... hum silently hasi has
rahe the ...

per abhi pandit per ek aur bomb girana tha ... to mai kuch der baad fir
bola ...

MAI --- pandit ji ek aur sawal ... ram ji ne Bali ko chhal se Mara ... ravan
ko vibhishan ki help se Mara ... aur to aur sugriv ne unhe apni puri sena
di ... hanuman ne Lanka jalaya ... isme ram ji talent kaha tha ... jo aadmi
apne bhai lakshman ki jaan nahi bacha sakta .. use bhi hanuman ne hi
bachaya ... aise ko hum bhagwaan kyu bolte hai ....

bas fir kya tha ... pandit khada ho gaya ... tilmilakar bola ...

PANDIT --- nastik ,adharmi, papa insaan ... tujhe narak me bhi jagah nahi
milegi ... chala ja yaha se .. warna mai chala jaunga ...

ye sunte hi papa ,dadu aur waha maujood sabhi log khade ho gaye .. sab
haath jod kar pandit ko manane lage ... tabhi papa mujhse bole ...

PAPA --- tujhe yaha bulana hi nahi chahiye tha ... apne saath -2 hum
sabhi ko papi bana dega ... tu ja yaha se ...

yahi to hame sunna tha ... unke ek baar bolte hi ... hum teeno apne room
me chale gaye ....

pooja se bhagaye Jane ke baad ... hum toono param mitra mere room
me aa gaye ..

AMAR --- yaar ab uncle to teri maar hi lenge .. bahut garam ho gaye hai
..
MAI -- Abe ye to roj ki baat hai ... kuch naya bol ...

RAHUL --- sale tujhe koi tension nahi ho rahi kya .. pata nahi kya haal
karenge wo tera ...
MAI --- tension leke jeene ki aadat nahi mujhe ... apni marzi ka malik hu ..
like shahansaah ...

hum teeno apni hi baato me lage the ki kuch der baad ... mere pita ji
apna rudra roop dharan kiye mere room me aa gaye ...
unke aate hi hum sawdhaan ki mudra me khade ho gaye ... kyuki hame
pata tha ... ki ab papa mere upar parmadu (atomic) hamle karne wale the
....

PAPA --- nalayak ... besharam ... bewkoof ... Zara si bhi akal nahi hai
tujhe .. kab kaha kaisi baat karni chahiye ... sare samaj ke samne meri
naak katwa di ... kya jarurat thi tujhe pandit ji se aise ulte seedhe sawal
puchne ki .. kya samajhta hai tu khud ko ... bahut bada gyani hai .. ruk
abhi tera sara gyan nikalta hu ...

itna kehkar papa mere samne aaye aur mujhe marne ke liye jaise hi apna
haath uthaya ... tabhi dadi ne unka haath pakad liya ...

DADI --- maine kitni baar kaha hai .. jitna daantna ho daant le ... per
haath nahi uthana ... baccha nahi raha ab wo ...

dadi ko ek chinta ye bhi satati thi ki gusse me mai koi galat kadam na
utha lu .. jaise ghar chhod dena ... ya fansi pe latak Jana ... per unhe ye
nahi pata tha ki mai wo paltu kutta hu .. jise uska malik chahe jitna bhi
laat maar kar bhagaye .. magar wo hilta tak nahi ...

dadi ne papa ka haath zhatak diya ... to papa gusse se bole ..

PAPA --- aapne ise sar pe chadha rakkha hai .. aapki wajah se ye itna
badtameej ho gaye hai .. per aaj mai ise saja de ke rahunga ... jab tak
mai na kahu koi ise khana nahi dega ... bhookh ke mare jab jaan niklegi
tab iski akal thikane aayegi ...
fir papa rahul aur amar ko bole ...
PAPA --- chalo tum dono .. chal ke khana kha lo ...
RAHUL --- sorry uncle ... jab nikhil nahi kha sakta to hum bhi nahi kha
sakte ..

ye sunkar mera seena chauda ho gaya .. man me socha waah kya dosti
hai .. dost ho to aise ...

PAPA -- pagal ho kya .. iske liye tum kyu bhookhe rahoge ..

AMAR -- ab kya kare uncle .. dosti ki hai nibhani to payegi ...

amar ke dialog per mai socha ..

" sale .. ab itna bhi filmi mat ban .. warna mera hitlar baap mere ansan ki
avdhi aur badha dega ... "

PAPA --- aachi baat hai to maro tum dono bhi iske saath ...

itna keh kar papa nikal liye .. saathe me dadi ko bhi le gaye ...
unke jate hi mai bola ...
MAI --- thanks mere bhaiyo .. aaj tumne sabit kar diya ki duniya me dosti
sabse badhi hai ...

tabhi rahul bola ..

RAHUL --- chup kar kameene .. maine to aise hi bol diya tha .. socha
shayad teri saza maaf ho jaye ... per tere baap ne to hamari hi maar li ...

AMAR --- aur nahi to kya .. agar pata hota ki aisa hone wala hai .. to unke
saath hi chala jata ... ab to bhookh ke mare jaan hi nikli ja rahi hai ...

MAI --- salo .. kameeno ... dosti ke naam per kalank ho tum dono ... man
kar rah hai ki abhi tum dono ka L kaat du .. fir hilate rehna ... salo viswas
ghati ...

hum teeno room me baithe ek dusre ka muh tak rahe the ... 2 ghante
beet chuke the .. per khana khane ka bulawa abhi tak nahi aaya ...
tabhi bhabhi room me aayi aur boli ...

BHABHI -- chalo tum log bhi khana kha lo ...

MAI --- lekin papa ...
BHABHI --- maine unhe mana liya hai ... per ab dobara aisi harkat mat
karna ..

mai khusi se uchal pada .. aur bhabhi ko hug karke bola ...
MAI --- thanks bhabhi ... aap duniya ki best bhabhi ho ...

itna keh kar hum sabhi hall me aa gaye ... mehmaan sabhi chale gaye
the ... dining table per 6 plate lage the ... jise dekh kar mai samajh gaya
ki abhi tak ghar me se kisi ne bhi khana nahi khaya ....

hum teeno .. apni apni jagah per baith gaye ... tabhi papa dadu aur
bhaiya bhi aa gaye ... kisi ne mujhse koi baat nahi ki ... aur wo hamare
saath aake baith gaye .... dadu mere bagal wali chair per baithe the ....

fir bhabhi ne sabhi ko khana serve kiya ... isse pehle ki hum khana suru
kar pate ... tabhi ..............
abhi hum sab khana suru karte ki tabhi darwaje ke paas se ek dard bhari
aawaj aayi ...
" babu ji .. kuch khane ko de do .. badi bhookh lagi hai .. "

hum sab darwaje ki taraf dekhne lage ...

fart purane , maile kapde pehne ek budhi aurat .. jiske shareer me sadi
ke naam per chithade latak rahe the ... aankho me ummed liye ki shayad
kuch khane ko mil jaye .. tarsi nigaho se hamari or dekh rahi thi ....

uski aawaj sunkar papa ne bhaiya se bola ...

PAPA --- dekhna Zara .. kya chahiye usko ...

isse pehle ki bhaiya uth pate .. mai bol pada ...

MAI --- aap ruko ... mai dekhta hu ...

ye keh kar mai khada hua .. aur khane ki plate uthakar us aurat ke paas
gaya ... aur use plate thamate hue bola ...

MAI --- lo mata ji .. ye kha lo .. aur lage to maang Lena ....

meri ye harkat pura ghar dekh raha tha ... ki mai kitne pyar se us bhikhari
aurat ko khana khila raha tha ...
waise ye bhi ek wajah hai jis karan meri bhagwaan se nahi banti ... kisi
ko deta hai to had se zyada deta hai .. kisi ko nahi deta to ek futi kaudi
bhi nahi ...
koi din me 4 baar kapde badalta hai .. to kisi ke paas tan dhakne ke liye
bhi kuch nahi hota ...
kisi ke paas kai aalishan bangle .. to kisi ke paas apna sar chupane ka ek
aasra bhi nahi ...
aakhir aisa bhed bhaw kyu ... kehte hai hum sabhi bhagwaan ke bacche
hai ... to wo apne baccho ke saath aisa kaise kar sakta hai ... ek bacche
ko pet bhar khilata hai .. aur dusre ko bhookha sulata hai ...
isiliye mujhe lagta hai ki bhagwaan hai hi nahi .. ye sab hum insaano ka
banaya hua dhakosla hai .. jise hum insaniyat se zyada mante aaye hai
... tabhi to ek patthar ki murati ko hum 56 bhoog lagate hai .. lekin ek
gareeb ko 1 ya 2 rs. dekar waha se bhaga dete hai ...
agar bhagwaan aise hote hai to .. mai use bhagwaan nahi manta ...
khair ye to mera najariya hai ... bakiyo ka mai nahi janta ...

waha dining table per sabhi log mujhe hi dekh rahe the ... papa dheere
se bole ...

PAPA --- is ladke ko mai aaj tak samajh nahi paya ... kabhi kabhi to aisa
lagta hai ki kash ye mera beta na hota .. per agle hi pal kuch aisa kar
deta hai jisse meri chaati 2 inch aur badi ho jati hai .. Garv hota hai ki ye
mera beta hai ...

DADU --- sahi keh raha hai tu ... dekh na subah se kuch nahi khaya ...
lekin fir bhi apni thali le jakar use de diya ... sach me ajeeb hai ye ladka
...

BHAIYA --- ajeeb nahi ... bhai hai ye mera ...

aurat ko khana khilane ke baad mai wapas dining table per aaya ... aur
apni jagah per baith gaya ...

DADU --- waah beta ... kamal kar diya tune ... ab lag raha hai ki tu mera
pota hai ... apni plate use de di .. waah ...

maine badi maasumiyat se dadu ko dekha aur bola ...

MAI -- kisne kaha maine apna plate use diya ... maine to aapka plate diya
tha ..
fir sabka dhyan table per gaya .. to pata chala ki maine sache dadu wala
plate hi use diya tha ..
fir kya tha .. waha maujood sabhi log apni hansi nahi rok paye ... yaha tak
ki papa bhi has rahe the .. siway dadu ke ...

DADU --- tujh jaisa kameena mera pota ho hi nahi sakta ... hazar
kameene mare honge tab tu paida hua hai ...

idhar dadu bole ja rahe the .. udhar sabki hansi badhti hi ja rahi thi ....

us din aur kuch nahi hua ... dosto ke Jane ke baad mai bhi apne room
me gaya aur rajai odh kar so gaya ...
aaj itna thak gaya tha ki let te hi so gaya ... kaam karne ki aadat to thi
nahi .. bhookha pyasa din bhar kaam karne ke baad jab saam ko pet
bhar khana mila .. to neend to aani hi thi ...

raat ke 10 baje maa ne zabardasti jaga ke aur khana thusa diya ..

khair fir jo soya ... ekdum subah 8 baje hi aankhe khuli ...

aaj Monday tha ... yani college Jana tha .. 10 p.m. se class suru hoti hai
... waise class se kya Lena dena ... mujhe to bas waha present sir bolne
hi Jana hota hai .. uske baad baki ki classes canteen me lagti thi ...

mai utha aur fresh hone chala gaya .. aadhe ghante baad mai hall me
aaya ...
papa ,bhaiya aur dadu dining table per baithe nashta kar rahe the ...
maine ek baar kitchen me zhanka ... jaha dadi ,bhabhi aur maa kaam kar
rahe the .. maine wahi se sabko ek saath good morning wish kiya .. aur
table pe ja ke baith gaya ...

maa ne mujhe nashta diya .. aur mai bhi chup chap nashta karne laga ...
tabhi papa bole ...

PAPA --- apne Baal to katwa le ... bilkul ladki jaise lagte hai ...

ab unko kon samjhaye ki aaj kal isi ka fashion hai ... ab agar mai fashion
ke bare me bolu to lecture dena suru kar denge ... to maine dusri line
pakdi ... mai bola ...

MAI --- aap log NEWTAN , EINSTEIN ,GRAHAM BELL ko jante hai ...

DADU --- ab ye kaisa sawal hai ...

MAI --- bolo na .. aap log jante hai ya nahi ..

PAPA --- haa bilkul jante hai ... teeno bahut bade scientists the ...

MAI --- to ye bhi jante honge ki unke Baal bhi bade the .. jab unke papa
ne unhe kuch nahi bola to aap mujhe kyu bol rahe hai ...

PAPA --- o nalayak .. tu unke dimag ki barabari khud ke dimag se kar

raha hai ...

MAI --- ab aapko kya pata ki mere dimag me kya hai ...

isse pehle ki papa aur kuch bolte maa kitchen se boli ...
MAA --- aapko school nahi Jana kya .. subha hote hi mere bacche per
suru ho jate ho ...

PAPA --- kis angle se ye tumhe baccha lagta hai .. agar aaj iski saadi
karwa du .. to 9 mahine bhi nahi lagenge .. ye khud ek bacche ka baap
ban jayega ...

ye sun kar mai man me bola ...

MAI --- plz kara do .. mai Mara ja raha hu saadi ke liye ... bhaiya se pehle
aapko dada na bana diya ... Mara naam nikhil nahi ...

lekin ye sab mai soch hi sakta tha .. bolne ka anjaam kya hota .. mujhe
aachi tarah se pata tha ...

kuch der baad papa aur bhaiya office chale gaye ... aur dadu nikal gaye
apne dosto ke paas ... aur kuch der baad mai bhi nikal pada ... college ke
liye .... is baat se bekhabar ki waha aaj meri tagdi band bajne wali hai ...
theek 9.30 a.m. pe mai apni bike leke ghar se nikla ... aur seedha amar
ke ghar ke bahar Jake khada ho gaya ...

do baar horn bajate hi amar ghar ke ander se chillate hue bola ...
AMAR --- are aa raha hu ... mar kyu raha hai ...

tabhi rahul bhi apni bike leke wahi aa gaya ... rahul dusri colony me rehta
hai ..
hum dono roj amar ke ghar ke bahar khade hote hai .. fir amar ke aate hi
college ke liye nikal jate hai ...

kuch der baad amar bhi aa gaya .. fir hum teeno nikal pade apne vidya
ke mandir ki or ... gyan arjit karne ...

class suru hone se thoda pehle hi hum college pahuc gaye ... apna apna
vahan parking me lagane ke baad .. humne class room ki or prashthan
kiya ...

room me kafi bhakth yani ki students baithe the ... abhi shri aruneshvar ji
maharaj padhare nahi the ... yani ki hamare professor arun tripathi ji ...

mai thoda khus hua .. ki chal beta aaj to apni train right time se pehle hi
platform pe aa gai ..
mai apne dono mitro ke saath apne nitya sthan per Jake virajman ho
gaya ...

hum teeno hamesha se hi class ke sabse peeche wali bench per hi

baithte hai ... kyuki waha se hum sabko taad sakte the ... aur koi teacher
hum per zyada dhyan nahi deta ....

pata nahi kyu aaj class me mujhe bada hi sukun mil raha tha ... maine
apne charo or dekha to pata chala ki class ki sabse badi bhaktan ... meri
janam jaat satru ... chudail , bhootni , dayan , MEERA abhi tak nahi aayi
...
meri khusi ka to thikana hi nahi raha ... aaj meri zindagi ka sabse aacha
din tha ..
itne me rahul bola ..
RAHUL --- yaar aaj to tere liye khusi ka din hai .. teri dusman to aayi nahi
... aaj party to banti hai ...

MAI --- bilkul dunga yaar ... aaj pet bhar ke daru piyenge ... itna ki khade
na ho paye ... bhaad me jaye ghar .. apni raat naale me gujregi ...
RAHUL --- aur saath me chicken bhi ...
MAI --- tu jo bole ...aaj mai bahut khus hu ... kash uski taang tut gai hu ...
aur ek mahina wo bistar se na hil paye ...

tabhi amar bola ..

AMAR --- aye shikh chilli ki aulad ... samne dekh .. aa gai meera ... ab
ga** me ghus gai daru aur chicken ...

kasam se pal bhar me meri sari khusiya cheen gai ... mai barbad ho gaya
... mera muh L jaisa ho gaya ...

mai fati hui aakho se use dekhne laga .. ek dard tha meri aankhe me ...
mera dil to raha tha ...
aur wo kamini .. zhareeli mushkaan liye .. mujhe dekhti hui apni jagah
baith gai ...

kasam se us waqt wo mujhe TAADKAA raakshasi jaisi dikh rahi thi ...
man me aaya ki abhi uska vadh kar du ... lekin mai ashaay kuch na kar
saka ...

abhi mai is sadme se ubhar bhi nahi paya tha ki ek aur zhatka mil gaya
....

professor ne aate hi bomb fod diya ...

PROFESSOR ---- aap sab ready hai ... surprise test ke liye ...

mai dheere se bola ...

MAI --- sala .. ye kya chakkar hai ... ye test kaha se aa gaya ...
RAHUL -- pata nahi ... lagta hai Saturday ko bola gaya hoga .. hum to
hamesha canteen me hi marate rehte hai ... ab fati ...

AMAR --- bol du kya .. ki hame is bare me pata nahi tha ...
RAHUL --- pagal hai kya .. agar ye bolega to sir ko pata nahi chal jayega
ki hum yaha aate to hai lekin sirf shakal dikhane .... ab kuch nahi ho
sakta ... test to dena hi padega ...

MAI --- sala jab kuch padha hi nahi to ghanta likhu ....
AMAR --- bhai kuch kar na plz ...
tabhi mere dimag me ek mast idea aaya ... aur mai apna masoom sa
chahra liye khada hua .. aur bola ...

MAI -- sir ... ek problem hai ... hamne abhi tak padha hi nahi ...

SIR --- kyu ... maine to Saturday ko hi bol diya tha .. test to tum logo ko
dena hi hoga ...
MAI --- sir .. wo kya hai na .. hamara ek friend hai ... dusre sahar me
rehta hai .. kal subah uska accident ho gaya tha ... to hum teeno usse
Milne gaye the ... raat 8 baje jab hum wapas aa rahe the to hamari car ka
tyre puncture ho gaya ... koi puncture banane wala bhi nahi mila ... isliye
gadi dhakel kar ghar aana pada ... ghar pahucte -2 raat ke 12 baj gaye
the ... hum itna thak chuke the ki padhne ki himmat hi nahi hui ...

SIR --- oh .. to ek kaam karo .. tum teeno library me Jake padhai kar lo ...
jab college khatam ho jayega .. mai uske baad tum logo ka test lunga ...
ok ...

ye sun kar hum teeno ke chahre khil uthe .... ab hum dimag ke paidal to
the nahi ... ratta marna ... hame bahut aachi tarah aata tha ... humne
turant haa kar di aur nikal pade library ki or ....

4 ghante hamne full ratta Mara ... aur khud ko test ke liye taiyar kiya ...
fir hum class ki or Jane lage to maine dekha ki meera usi sir se kuch baat
kar rahi thi .... aur hame dekhte hi chup ho gai ...

hum teeno test ke liye full ready hokar class ki taraf nikal pade ...
tabhi hame class ke bahar sir aur meera baat karte dikhai diye ...

hame apni or aate dekh meera chup ho gai ... aur tezi se waha se chali
gai ...
mai dheere se rahul se bola ...

MAI --- lagta hai is iccha dhari nagin ne jaroor hamare khilaf kuch zahar
ugla hoga ...
RAHUL --- mujhe bhi ye hi lagta hai ...
MAI --- agar kuch ulta seedha kiya hoga na .. to mai usi jaan se maar
dunga ...

fir hum sir ke paas pahuche ... to amar bola ...

AMAR --- sir .. hum test ke liye ready hai ...

sir ne koi jawab nahi diya ... bas hame ghoorte rahe ...
MAI --- kya hua sir ... kuch kiya hai kya hamne ...

SIR ---- nahi tum logo ne kuch nahi kiya ... per karunga to mai ...

sir ki baat sun ke hamari fat hi gai ... man me soch ki kahi hamara
bhanda to nahi foot gaya ... sir fir bole ...

SIR --- tum log sach keh rahe ho na .. ki kal tum sab hospital me the ...

AMAR --- haa sir ... hum sach keh rahe hai ... hum bhala aapse zhooth
kyu bolenge ...

SIR --- theek hai .. tum log ja sakte ho ...

ab sala ye kya locha hai ... bina test liye hi Jane ko bol rahe hai ...
MAI --- lekin sir test ...

SIR --- uski koi jarurat nahi ... meera keh rahi thi ki tum log ne 4 ghante
man laga ke padhai ki .... ye hi mere liye bahut hai ... hamesha isi tarah
man laga ke padhte rehna ....

itna keh kar sir waha se chale gaye ...

hum teeno ka to dimag hi ghoom gaya ... wo ladki jo hamesha mujhe
fasane ki kosis karti thi ... aaj aachanak se mera support kyu kiya ...

MAI --- kuch to gadbad hai ... jaroor isme us dayan ki koi chaal hai ...

RAHUL --- kuch bhi ho ... aaj usne hame bacha liya ... sakchaat devi hai
wo ... mai to kehta hu .. ki hame uske pairo me gir kar usse maafi mang
leni chahiye .... taki aisi kripa dristi wo hamesha banaye rakkhe ..
AMAR --- sahi keh raha hai tu ... aaj wo agar hamari dost hoti to itne salo
se nikhil ki wajah se hamari band bajti aayi hai .. wo sab na hua hota ...

RAHUL --- mai to kehta hu ... nikhil ko chhod aur meera ko pakad ...

MAI --- salo .. kamino .... bachpan ki dosti ka ye sila diya ... ek ladki
hamari dosti ke beech aa gai ...

AMAR --- yaar tu serious kyu ho gaya .. hum bas teri le rahe the .. waise
meera ne aisa kiya kyu hoga ...

MAI --- mujhe kya pata ...

tabhi mujhe kuch yaad aaya .. ki meera to scooty leke aati hai .. ho sakta
hai ki abhi bhi wo parking me ho ... ye soch kar mai waha se bhaga ....
aur mere peeche wo dono bhi bhage ...

per mei thoda let ho gaya ... jab mai parking me pahucha to dekha meera
gate se bahar nikal gai ...
tabhi meri nazar ek ladke per padi .. jo meera ka friend tha ... usi ke
saath baithta tha ... sab use battery bulate the ... kyuki wo aankho me
high power ka chasma lagata tha ... jitni uski age nahi usse kahi zyada
number to uske chasme ka tha ... waise uska naam kartik hai ...

mai uske paas gaya ... aur gusse se bola...

MAI ---oye battery .. kya planning chal rahi hai tum logo ki ...
KARTIK --- kya hua bhai ... maine kya kiya ...
MAI --- sale jahanpana se haramipana ... kaan ke neeche 5 bajau kya ...
sari acting peeche se dhuaa banke nikal jayegi ... zaldi bol mujhe fasane
ke liye kya plan banaya hai ...

KARTIK --- bhai mai sach keh raha hu .. mujhe kisi plan ke bare me nahi
pata ...

tab tak rahul aur amar bhi aa gaye ...

RAHUL --- kya hua ... ab ispe kyu bhadak raha hai ...

MAI --- sala plan kya hai .. bata hi nahi raha ...
KARTIK --- bhai mai kasam kha ke keh raha hu ... mujhe kuch nahi pata
aap kis plan ke bare me bol rahe hai ...

itna kehte hi kartik ki sakal rone jaisi ho gai ... pata nahi kyu mujhe thodi
daya aa gai ... to maine use Jane ko bol diya ...
aur wo apni bike me chavi dalne laga ...tab tak amar bola ...

AMAR --- chal koi nahi yaar ... kal to wo aayegi ... usi se baat kar lenge
...

tabhi kartik bol pada ..

KARTIK --- per bhai kal se college ki chutti ho rahi hai ... wo bhi 10 din ke
liye ...
MAI --- kyu be ... principal ka baap saadi kar raha hai kya ...
KARTIK --- college me renovation chalega ... notice bord me likha hai ...

RAHUL -- waah .. kya news sunai hai ... ab to 10 din maze hi maze hai
...
MAI --- fir to hame pata nahi chalega ... ki chudail ne plan kya kiya hai ..
AMAR --- wo sab baad me socha ... pehle chutti ka plan banate hai ...

MAI -- chal theek hai ... kal milkar plan banate hai ...

itna keh kar hum bhi ghar ke liye nikal gaye ...
mai abhi ghar pahucha hi tha ki ek zhatka aur mila ... wo bhi zoro ka ...

mai seedha apne room me gaya ... aur fresh hokar hall me aa gaya ...
waha maa ,bhabhi ,dadi ,dadu aur papa baithe baate kar rahe the ...
papa teacher hai ... unki chutti 5 baje hoti hai ... per kabhi -2 zaldi hi aa
jate hai ... aaj bhi aa gaye the ...

mai bhi unke saath baith gaya ... aur bhabhi se chai banane ko bola ...
bhabhi kitchen me chali gai ...
tabhi papa bole ...

PAPA --- nikhil ... tere liye ek ladki dekhi hai ...

ye sun kar to mai pura hill gaya ... man me socha ... aaj mera saath ho
kya raha hai ... sab man mangi murad puri ho rahi hai ... college me
meera ka mujhe bachana ... fir papa ka mere liye ladki dhundna .... mai
sochne laga ki faltu me mai bhagwaan per vishwaas nahi karta tha ... per
aaj jo ho raha hai ... use dekhte maine soch liya ... ki aaj se mai bhi
bhagwaan ka param bhakth ban jaunga ....

PAPA --- mere school ke hi teacher ki beti hai ... hum sabhi usse pehle hi
mil chuke hai ... bas tune use kabhi nahi dekha .... isiliye uski photo le
aaya hu ... tu bhi dekh le ... aachi ladki hai ... hum sabhi ko pasand hai ...
maine haa kar di hai ...

MAA (papa se )--- are ... pehle ise to puch lete ... fir haa karte ..

mai man me socha ... mera dimag kharab hai jo naa karunga ... jis cheej
ke liye itna taras raha tha .. aaj wo cheej khud ba khud mil rahi hai ... to
mana kyu karu ...

PAPA --- isme puchne wali kon si baat hai ... meri saadi bhi aise hi hui thi
... bade bete ki saadi bhi to aise hi hui ... radhika kharab hai kya ...

DADU --- uske jaisi bahu ... lakho me bhi nahi milegi ... TERI bahu kya ...
meri bahu bhi lakho me ek hai ... tune jo kiya bilkul theek kiya ...

mera man to mare khusi ke uchal ne ko kar raha tha ... per kisi tarah
khud ko rokte hue bola ...
MAI --- per papa abhi to mai padh raha hu ....
PAPA --- to abhi kon si TERI saadi ho rahi hai ... abhi sirf baat pakki
karunga ... saadi tab hogi jab teri naukari lagegi ...

DADI --- matlab ab sirf kuch hi mahine hai mere bacche ke paas ... finale
exam ke baad to kahi na kahi naukari mil hi jayegi ... aur naukari milte hi
saadi ....

mai man me ... ab to kas ke mehnat karni padegi ... bas zaldi se exam ho
jaye aur ek naukari mil jaye ... fir mai bhi biwi wala .....

ye soch kar maine table me rakkhi photo ko utha liya ... aur jaise hi dekha
to usi waqt ye ahsaas ho gaya ki mai galat tha ... bahgwaan sach me
nahi hote ... agar hota bhi hai to ye to pakka ho gaya ki ab wo mere saath
game khel raha hai ...
mere aage peeche ,upar neeche har jagah ke Baal sulag uthe .....

kyuki wo photo kisi aur ki nahi .. balki MEERA ki thi ....

meera ki photo dekh kar mai upar se neeche tak sulag utha ...
mai kursi per se khada ho gaya aur bola ...

MAI --- papa mai isse saadi nahi karunga ...

PAPA --- kyu kya burai hai isme ... tere college me hi to padhti hai ...

MAI --- pata hai mujhe ... per aap nahi jante ki ye ek no. ki dayan hai....
meri sabse badi dusman hai ye ... college me har waqt meri band bajati
rehti hai ... papa aap mana kar do .. mai isse saadi nahi karunga ...

PAPA --- mai tujhse teri rai nahi puch raha hu ... tujhe bata raha hu .. ki ye
teri hone wali biwi hai ... aur ye mera aakhari faisla hai ...

MAI --- ye kaisa faisla hai ... saadi meri hone wali hai to decide bhi mai hi
karunga ... papa ye ladki mujhe barbad kar degi ... college me bhi ye
mera jeena haram kar deti hai ... choti se choti baat pe teacher ko
complain kar deti hai ...

ye sunkar papa khus ho gaye aur bole ...

PAPA --- tab to mai teri saadi isi se karwaunga ... kyuki ye hi tujhe sudhar
sakti hai ...

tabhi dadu bole ...

DADU --- tab to tu jitni zaldi ho sake iski saadi karwa de ... iska sudharna
bahut jaruri hai ... apni bike ke liye meri activa bench aaya ... ab iska kya
bharosa kal ko kisi cheej ke liye mujhe benchne nikal pade ....

dadu ki baat sunkar sabhi has pade ... siway mere ... kyuki mere
pichwade aag jo lagi thi ...

MAI --- aap logo ko jo karna hai karo ... lekin mai isse saadi nahi karunga
...

itna keh kar mai tezi se apne room me chala gaya ..

zitni galiya aati thi maine man hi man meera ko de di ... fir bhi mera
gussa shant nahi hua to kuch baate bhagwaan ko bhi sunane laga ...
MAI --- aaj khus to bahut ho raha hoga tu ... meri ye halat karke ... per
bhool mat mera naam bhi nikhil hai ... jis tarah mortein jalane se macchar
bhagte hai ... usi tarah maine agar meera naam ki chudail ko apni life se
bhaga na diya to mera naam nikhil nahi ....

mai abhi bhagwaan se baat kar hi raha tha ki tabhi bhabhi room me aa
gai ... haatho me chai ka cup liye ...

BHABHI -- oye .. kisse baat kar raha hai ... pagal ho gaya kya ...

MAI --- abhi to nahi hua .. per zaldi hi ho jaunga ...

itna keh kar mai bed per baith gaya ... bhabhi bhi mere bagal me baith
gai aur mujhe chai ka cup thamate hue boli ...

BHABHI --- dekh tu pareshan na ho ... abhi sirf haa bola ... saadi thode hi
hui hai ...
MAI --- mera hitlar baap meri band bajane per laga hua hai .. aur aap keh
rahi ho ki pareshan na hou ...

BHABHI --- ab mai unka faisla to balad nahi sakti ... per teri pareshani
jaroor dur kar sakti hu ... chal kapde pack kar le .. hum mere ghar ja rahe
hai ...

MAI --- mai nahi Jane wala ... mujhe gaav bilkul pasand nahi ...
BHABHI --- to kya mai akele jaau ... tere bhaiya ko bhi chutti nahi mili ...

MAI --- to aap mere peeche kyu padi ho ... waha mai kya karunga ... bore
ho jaunga ...

BHABHI --- pagal ... waha mere chacha ki ladki ki saadi hai ... bahut sare
log honge ...
MAI --- kon wo moti bhais ... uski saadi hai ... kya tha uska ...

BHABHI --- seema ... usi ki saadi hai ... chal na ... teri to chutti bhi hai ...

MAI --- aapko kaise pata ki meri chuttiya start ho gai hai ...
BHABHI --- wo.... wo .... bas pata hai ... ab aur koi sawal nahi ... tu chal
raha hai mere saath ...

bhabhi bhi apna faisla suna ke chali gai ...

maine bhi man hi man socha ki chalo theek hi hai ... kuch din saadi me
rahunga to man bhi halka ho jayega ... fir wapas aake us kamini se baat
karunga ....

pita ji meri Bali dene ka plan kar rahe the .. wahi mai apni fati hui silne ke
jugad me tha ...

maine turant rahul ko call kiya aur use amar ko lekar park me aane ka bol
kar bike lekar nikal gaya ...

20 min. baad hum teeno park ke bahar mile ...

RAHUL --- bol kya plan banaya hai chutti ka ...

MAI --- abhi kuch mat puch .. pehle chal ek ek peg lagate hai ...

AMAR --- lekin yaar mere paas sirf 25 rs hi hai ...

RAHUL --- yaar itne hi mere paas bhi honge ...

meri pehle se hi laal thi .. ye sunkar ab to dhuaa bhi nikalne laga ..

MAI --- salo gareebo ... hamesha chillar lekar ghoomte ho ... kabhi to
paise lekar nikla karo ..

AMAR --- student hu ... jeb se 25 nahi to kya 2500 rs niklenge ...
MAI --- to sale kabadi dhande pe utar ja .. ek baar ke 50 rs tujhe aaram
se mil jayenge ...

AMAR --- chal be ... 50 rs ke liye apni marwa lu ... upar se jo dard hoga
wo alag ...
MAI --- bas pehli baar hi hoga .. fir to aaram ho jayega ...

tabhi rahul bola .. .

RAHUL --- chup karo asleel insaano ... jab dekho tab gandi baate ...

MAI --- vishwamitra ki aulaad ... tu bada saaf suthra hai ... apni suhagraat
me mujhe bhej dena ..
AMAR (haste hue)--- to fir ye kya karega ...
MAI --- mombatti pakad ke khada rahega ....
RAHUL --- bakwas band kar .. aur ye bata nikhil ki tere paas kitne hai ...
MAI --- 100 rs.

RAHUL --- matlab total 150 rs hai ...

fir wo kuch hisab laga kar bola ...

RAHUL --- desi ka jugad ho jayega ... 130 rs ki half ... 10 rs me pani aur
glass .. aur 10 ke chane ...

MAI --- uske baad .. apna apna hilate hue ghar wapas .. sale cigarette
kaha se aayegi ...
RAHUL --- wo baad me dekhenge ... wapsi me college ke samne wali
dukan se udhar le lenge ...

MAI -- ye bhi sahi hai ... chal fir .. chalte hai ...

fir hum teeno apne area se thodi dur ek desi theke per pahuc gaye ...
theke me hi choti si canteen bhi thi ... jaha 5-7 table lagi hui thi ... peene
ke liye ... aur ek aadmi snacks ki ek choti si dukan bhi chala raha tha ...
mai chala gaya Botel lene ... tab tak rahul aur amar glass pani aur chane
lekar ek jagah pakad li ...

ab desi theka hai to log bhi waise hi honge ... rickshaw wale ... Leber ...
feri wale ... isi class ke log waha aate hai ...

khair Botel leke mai bhi wahi aa gaya .. jaha mere dost khade the ...

rahul ne peg banaya .. aur humne zaldi se use khatam kar diya .. fir
chane chabane lage ... kami thi to cigarette ki ... jise amar ne puri kar di
...
uske bagal me ek aadmi khada tha .. jo bidi pi raha tha ... amar ne usse 3
bidi maang li ...
pehle to usne hame aise dekha .. jaise uski biwi maang li ho ...
fir jab maine use kuch chane offer kiye .. tab sale ne hame bidi di ....
hum bidi sulgate hue daru ka maza lene lage ... fir rahul bola ...

RAHUL --- haa to ab bol .. kya plan banaya hai .. chutti ka ..

MAI --- plan ghus gai pichwade .. idhar mera baap meri bajane ke firak
me hai ... meri saadi karwa raha hai ..

AMAR --- Abe ye to khusi ki baat hai ... tere armaan pure ho rahe hai ..
kitna aacha baap hai tera ... aur ek mera baap hai .. jo hamesha kehta
rehta hai ki mai abhi baccha hu ... soch raha hu ek raat baap ke saath so
jaau ... subah tak pata chal jayega ki mai bhi bada ho gaya hu ...

MAI --- ghanta mere armaan pure ho rahe hai ... saadi to karwa rahe hai
.. per usse ....

RAHUL --- Abe usse .. kisse ...

MAI --- meera se ...

ye sun kar dono ko saanp sungh gaya ...

RAHUL --- tere papa use kaise jante hai ...

MAI --- mere papa aur uske papa ek hi school me padhate hai ...
AMAR -- yaar to tu unhe bol de na ki teri meera se nahi banti ...
MAI --- bola tha yaar ... per wo ye sunkar zyada khus ho gaye ... aur bole
... ki ab agar teri saadi hogi to meera se hi hogi ... kyuki wo hi mujhe
sudhaar sakti hai ...

RAHUL --- apne ghar walo se baat kar ...

MAI --- yaar .. unhe bhi wo pasand hai ...
AMAR --- bhai .. ab tu kya karega .. teri to lagne wali hai ...

MAI --- yaar .. kal to mai bhabhi ke saath unke gaav ja raha hu .. saadi
me ... aane ke baad meera se baat karunga ...

AMAR --- ye hi sahi rahega ... waha saadi me tu thoda to fresh ho hi

jayega ... fir baad ki baad me dekhenge ...

RAHUL --- tu tension mat le ... aur saadi ko full enjoy kar .. baad me koi
plan banate hai ...
fir humne Botel khatam ki aur apne apne ghar nikal gaye ...

ghar aa kar maine apne kapde ,aur jaruri saman pack kiye .. fir khana
kha kar so gaya .... ye umeed liye ki saadi me kuch aacha ho jaye ....

per haay re meri footi kismat .. sale ne waha bhi apne rang dikha diye ....

NEXT MORNING....

mai 8 baje jaga ... 10 baje ki bus thi .. to koi zaldi nahi thi ... mai aaram se
fresh hua .. nahaya .. fir hall me chala gaya ... jaha sabhi baithe nashta
kar rahe the ...

maine sabko g.m. wish kiya .. aur nashta karne laga ...

PAPA --- bhabhi ke maike ja raha hai .. waha koi ulti seedhi harkat mat
karna ...

BHABHI --- papa .. aap tension mat ligiye ... nikhil kuch nahi karega ...
PAPA --- mujhe iski tension nahi hai .. tension to is baat ki hai ki waha ye
koi kand na kar de .. bechari ki saadi na atak jaye ...

MAI --- don't worry papa ... us moti bhais ko kuch nahi hoga ...
PAPA --- oye nalayak ... kabhi to dhang se baat kiya kar ... suman naam
hai uska ...

tabhi bhabhi bol padi ...

BHABHI --- rehne digiye papa ... ye iski aur suman ki aapas ki baat hai ...
wo isi sand bulati hai aur ye use bhais ...

fir papa chup ho gaye ... nashte ke baad mai apne room me aa gaya ...
aur ready hone laga ...
aachanak meri nazar mere deo. per padi ... FOGG .... to mujhe ek
purana kissa yaad aa gaya ...
hua ye tha ki mai hall me baitha t.v. dekh raha tha ... ki papa aaye aur
mere bagal me baithte hue bade pyar se bole ...
PAPA --- aaj kal kya chal raha hai nikhil ...

maine thoda mazakiya andaj me bol diya ...

MAI --- papa .. aaj kal to FOOG chal raha hai ...

bas fir kya tha papa ne mere gaal per ek aisa Congress ka chunaw
chinha chapa ki kasam se 2 ghante tak meri aankho ke samne kohra
chaya raha ...

us din se mujhe ek seekh mili ki kabhi apne baap se mazak nahi karna
chahiye ...

khair 9.30 per hum (bhabhi aur mai) ghar se nikle ... bus stand jakar
maine 2 ticket li ... aur bus ka wait karne lage ...

bhabhi ka gaav sahar se 200 km dur tha ... kam se kam 4-5 ghante lagte
the ...

bus time se aa gai ... aur hum apni seat per baith gaye ... maine jaan
bujh kar bhabhi ko window seat di aur khud unke bagal me baith gaya ...
kyuki ander kafi maal the ...
ab agar mujh jaisa handsome ladka unko na taade ... to unki khoobsurati
ki tauheen hoti ...

bus chal padi ... bhabhi bahar ke nazare le rahi thi ... aur mai ander ke ...
ek ghante tak aise hi chalta raha ... fir bus ruki aur ek mast item type
aunty chadhi ...

pata nahi kismat kaise mujh per meharbaan ho gai ki wo patakha mujh
se boli ...

AUNTY --- plz thoda adject ho jaaiye .. to mai bhi baith jaao ...

uska itna bolna tha ki nahi mai bhabhi ki or sarak gaya ... per haay re
meri kismat ... tabhi bhabhi bol padi ...

BHABHI --- nikku ... tu khidki ke paas aa ja ...

ye keh kar bhabhi khadi ho gai ...
mere dil per to jaise churi hi chal gai ... mera man to bilkul nahi kar raha
tha ... lekin fir bhi mujhe bhabhi ki jagah Jana pada ....

bhabhi meri jagah aa gai .. aur wo aunty bhabhi ke bagal me baith gai ...
ab mere paas siway khet aur jungle dekhne ke alawa kuch nahi bacha
tha ...

khet dekhte -2 kab aankh lagi pata hi nahi chala ... kuch der baad bhabhi
ne mujhe jagaya ...

BHABHI --- chal uth ja ... gaav aane wala hai ... .

mai utha aur idhar udhar dekha ... aunty ja chuki thi ... mera safar to sote
hue hi nikal gaya ...
thodi hi der me hamara bhi stop aa gaya aur hum utar gaye ....

ab ek aur problem thi ... bhabhi ka ghar bus stand se 10 km dur tha ... ab
gaav ka to aapko pata hi hoga ... sawari gadi kis tarah ki hoti hai ... aur
kitni muskil se milti hai ...

MAI --- bhabhi .. ab yaha se kaise jayenge ....

BHABHI --- maine chacha ji call kar diya tha .. wo aate hi honge ...

mai man me socha ... chalo aacha hai .. yaha se aaram se baith kar ghar
jayenge ... per nahi ...

bhabhi ke poojniya chacha ji ek tractor le ke aa gaye ...

man kiya ki sale ko goli maar du ... ab 200 km bas me safar karne ke
baad 10 km tractor se Jana pade ... to man me aise vichar aa hi jate hai
...
per mai bechara sochne ke alawa aur kar bhi kya sakta tha ...

bhabhi ne unke pair chue... to dikhawe ke liye mujhe bhi chune pade ...
per wo banda itne se khus nahi hua ... kameene ne JEETE RAHO bolkar
... peeth per ek aisa haath Mara ki mano mere pran hi nikal gaye ...
lekin mai bhi kam nahi tha ... sar uthate hue maine apne sar ko uske
ando me pel diya ...

Buddha .. daiya maiya .. karte hue uchal kar dur khada ho gaya ... mai
sorry chacha ji bolte hue uth gaya ....
kuch der baad unka dard normal hua to hum waha se nikal pade ...
tractor per uchalte hue hum ghar pahuche ......

SAADI KA GHAR

5-6 ghante ke safar ke baad hum finally ghar pahuc gaye ...

bhabhi ka ghar bahut bada tha ... aur hota bhi kyu nahi unke pita ji gaav
ke mukhiya jo the ...
halaki mai pehle bhi unke ghar aa chuka tha ... per aap logo ko ghar ke
bare me thoda bata du ...

ghar ki suruat hoti hai ek bade se aangan se ... aur uske baad kafi sare
rooms .. unhi rooms ke side se ek galiyara hai jo ghar ke peeche jata hai
... jaha per ek aur aangan hai ... wahi kitchan bana hua hai aur ek bada
sa hall bhi hai ... jaha sab log khana khate hai ... hall se lag kar bathroom
bana hua hai ... aur uske bagal me kuaa bhi hai ...
bathroom kewal ladies ke liye hai .. mard log kuaa ke paas hi Naha lete
hai ...

waise bhabhi ke ghar me unke mata pita ke alawa bhabhi ke do chacha

bhi hai ... ek bade chacha aur ek chote chacha ... chote chacha .. jinke
ande abhi thodi der pehle fode the ... do chachiya aur unke bacche ...
sabhi ki saadi ho chuki thi ... bas bade chacha ki sabse choti bete seema
ko chhod kar ... jiski saadi ab hone wali hai ...

inke kafi sare khet hai ... jinhe ye teeno bhai milkar sambhalte hai ...

saadi ka mahool hai to ghar me roonak to hogi hi ... sirf 3 din hi bache the
.. sare ristedar aa chuke the ... bua - fufa.. mausi - mausa ... mama -
mami ... aur bhi na Jane kitne log the ...

bhabhi ka maika hai to bhabhi sabhi ke pair chu rahi thi ... per ye mere
attitude ko match nahi karta ...
mai ek kursi per baith gaya ... aur pure ghar ka nazara lene laga ...
tabhi maine dekha ki ek room me 4-5 ladkiya baithi hui hai ... jo lagatar
mujhe hi ghoor rahi hai ...
zindagi me aisa pehli baar mere saath hua .. jab ek nahi do nahi 4-5
ladkiya mujhe line de rahi hai ...
per mai khus nahi tha ... kyuki sab ke sab sakal se dehati lag rahi thi ...

tabhi bhabhi ke papa mere paas aaye aur bole ..

UNCLE --- are nikhil beta .. lagta hai safar se kafi thak gaye ho ... ek
kaam karo ... thodi der Jake aaram kar lo ...

MAI --- wo to mai bhi soch raha tha uncle ... per kaha jaau ye nahi pata...

UNCLE --- beta tum galiyare ke paas jaao ... mai kisi ko bhejta hu ....

itna keh kar uncle chale gaye ... mai uthkar galiyare ke paas khada ho
gaya ...

5 min. 10 min. 15 min. 20 min. beet gaye ... per na uncle aaye aur na koi
aadmi jo mujhe room bata sake ...
maine socha kyu na bhabhi se bolu ... per wo bhi kahi nahi dikhi ...
shayad apne pariwar walo se baat karne me busy hogi ....
yaha aaye 1 ghanta beet chuka tha .. per kisi ne mujhe ek glass pani ka
bhi nahi pucha ....

dusro ka kya dosh du ... jab apni bhabhi hi mera sudh na le .. to mai kaha
jaau ... kisse kahu ... ki mujhe pyaas lagi hai mujhe pani do ...

shayad sab mere hi karmo ka natija hai ki koi bhi mujhe yaad rakhne ki
cheej hi nahi samajhta ...

mai chup chap usi galiyare ke paas hi khada raha ... log aate jate mujh
per ek nazar dalte aur chale jate ...
aaj bhari mehfil me khud ko bahut hi akela mehsus kar raha tha ...

kafi der tak chup chap khade rehne ke baad bhi jab kisi ka dhyan mujh
per nahi gaya to mera dimag garam hone laga ...
tabhi mujhe aacharya chanakya ki ek baat yaad aayi ...
" ki duniya me sirf do tarah ke log hi Jane jate hai .. pehla wo jo bahut
acche kaam karta hai .. aur dusra wo jo bure kaam karta hai ... "

ab bhala mai accha kaam to karne se raha ... waise bhi bure kaam karna
aasan hota hai ...

maine soch liya ki ab mai kuch aisa karunga jisse sabka dhyan mujh per
hi ho ...

mai waha se seedha us room me gaya jaha wo ladkiya thi ... mai jaise hi
room me gaya ... ekdum se khamoshi cha gai ... sari ladkiya mujhe hi
dekh rahi thi ...

MAI --- kya hua ... kabhi koi ladka nahi dekha kya ...

fir bhi koi kuch nahi bola ...

MAI --- chalo .. tum sab jaao yaha se .. ab ye mera room hai ...

tabhi unme se ek ladki boli ...

LADKI --- ji nahi .. ye hamara kamra hai ... aap jaao ...
MAI --- pehle tha ... ab ye mera hai ..

LADKI --- hum kahi nahi Jane wale ..

MAI -- aachi baat hai ... mat jaao ... baad me mujhe dosh mat dena ..

itna keh kar maine apni jacket utar di ... fir shirt bhi utar di ...
sari ladkiya khadi ho gai ... fir jaise hi maine apni baniyan utari ... sari
ladkiya room se aise bhagi jaise ki unke peeche khula saand pad gaya
ho ...

mere chare per ek vijayi mushkaan phail gai ...

MAI (man me)--- mujhse panga lene chali thi .. janti nahi mai kya cheej
hu ...

meri peeth darwaje ki taraf thi ... jaise hi mai fir se baniyan pehanne ko
hua ki mujhe ek zordar zhatka laga ...
kisi ladki ne mujhe peeche se apni baho me kas liya ...
waah .. kya naram badan tha uska ... uski garam saanse jab mere
kandhe per padte to pure jism me ek alag hi josh bhar jata ....
uske gore gore haath mere seene ko sehla rahe the ...
meri to halat hi kharab ho rahi thi ...

mai madhoshi me bola ...

MAI --- are meri jaan ... pehle darwaja to band kar do ...

lekin wo kuch na boli ... mere kandhe per dheere -2 kis karne lagi ....

MAI --- are janeman ... peeche se hi maja dogi .. Zara samne to aa ...

itna keh kar mai hi uski taraf palat gaya ..

kasam se meri to puri buniyad hi hill gai .... sara josh thanda ho gaya ...
aisa lag raha tha ki abhi dharti fat jaye aur mai usme sama jaau ...
kyuki samne jo cheej thi ... wo na to ladki thi aur na ladka ... beech ka
item tha ... jo mujhse buri tarah lipta pada tha ...

MAI --- Abe kon hai tu ...

WO ---- tumhari janeman ...

MAI --- Abe chhod mujhe ... mai us type ka nahi hu ...
WO --- kaise chhod du mere raja ... tumhare jaisa handsome pehli baar
mila hai ...

MAI --- are meri bahan ... sorry bhai ... plz chhod de ... ye galat hai ...
WO --- pyar me kuch galat nahi hota ..

wo mujhse buri tarah chipki hui thi ...mai use alag karne ki bahut kosis ki
per kamyabi nahi mili ....ab mujhe apni izzat bachane ke liye sirf ek hi
rasta dikh raha tha ...

mai gala faad faad kar chillane laga ...

MAI --- bachao .. bachao .. aur koi to bachao ... bhabhi ... kaha ho ...
mujhe bachao ....

kuch hi der me room me bheed ikattha ho gai ... bhabhi bhi wahi thi ...
kisi tarah use mere se alag kiya gaya aur bhabhi mera haath pakad kar
dusre room me le gai ...

MAI --- thanks bhabhi ... aaj agar aap time pe nahi aati to mai kisi ko muh
dikhane ke kabil nahi rehta ...

BHABHI (haste hue)--- kya jarurat thi uske samne nange hone ki ...
MAI -- uske samne kaha hua tha ... kuch ladkiyo ko room se bhagane ke
liye bas aise hi ho gaya tha ... ab mujhe kaha pata is ghar me aise
defective pees bhi hai ... waise tha kon ...

BHABHI --- are wo meri bua ki beti hai ...

MAI --- beti .....

BHABHI --- sorry ... beta ..
MAI --- beta .....

BHABHI --- are ab jo bhi hai ... pooja naam hai uska ... Delhi me kisi
hostel me reh kar padh rahi hai ... tumhari usse ye pehli mulakat hai ...

MAI --- badi zordar mulakat thi ... ab to usse Bach ke hi rehna padega ....

khair maine kapde pehne ... fir bhabhi ne mujhe nashta karaya ... uske
baad mai usi room me let kar aaram karne laga ...

abhi abhi ek aatmghati hamle se bachne ke baad mai thoda relax feel kar
hi raha tha ki aur ek jaan leva ghatna mere saath ghati ... usse se badi ...

bhabhi ne meri izzat bachai .. fir khana bhi khilaya ... uske baad mai wahi
bed per let gaya ...

mai aankh band kiye leta hua tha .. abhi 10 min. bhi nahi hue the ki koi
mujhe buri tarah se hilate hue bola ...

" oye ... saand .. abhi se so raha hai .. uth zaldi se . "

ye aawaj sunte hi mujhe pata chal gaya ki ye seema hai ... mai aankh
band kiye hue hi bola ...
MAI --- sone de na mooti .... bahut thak gaya hu ...
SEEMA --- nahi ... bilkul nahi ... itne dino baad tujhse mil rahi hu .. dhero
baate kari hai .. aur tu hai ki so raha hai ...

MAI --- yaar baad me baat kar Lena ...

SEEMA --- tu uth raha hai ki nahi .. ya mai pani dalu ...

ye sunte hi mai turant uth kar baith gaya .. kyuki seema ne pehle bhi aisi
harkat ki thi ... uska koi bharosa nahi ...

MAI --- le .. uth gaya ... ab bol kya baate karni hai ...

SEEMA --- pehle ye bata ki itni der ho gai tujhe yaha aaye hue ... lekin ek
baar bhi tu mujhse kyu nahi mila ... aur aate hi kand kar diya ...

ye keh kar seema hasne lagi ...

MAI --- oye bhais has mat ... tujhe kya pata meri kya halat hui thi ... aisi
cheej ko tum log khula kyu chhod dete ho ... bandh ke rakhna chahiye ...

SEEMA --- bacchu .. ab Zara bach ke rehna ... tu bhi yahi hai aur wo bhi
... kahi mauka dekh kar chauka na maar de wo ...
MAI --- wo to hai .. khair use chhod .. aur ye bata .. tera hone wala bail
karta kya hai ... aur kaha rehta hai ...

SEEMA --- oye ... unhe bail kyu bol raha hai ... bahut acche insaan hai
wo ... railway me naukari karte hai ... Lucknow ke rehne wale hai ...
MAI --- tujhe bhi ek sarkari naukar hi mila ... khair Jane de ... ab to tu
Lucknow wali ho gai ...

SEEMA --- meri chhod ... apni bata ... didi keh rahi thi ki tere liye bhi ek
ladki dekhi hai ... kya naam hai uska ... kaisi dikhti hai ...

seema ka ye puchna tha ki nahi .. bhabhi ander aa gai ...

BHABHI --- seema ... uska naam meera hai ... aur wo dikhti kaisi hai .. ye
tu khud dekh le ...

itna keh kar bhabhi ne darwaje per kisi ko ander aane ka ishara kiya ...
mai aur seema hairani se darwaje ki or dekh rahe the ...
ki tabhi meera room me aayi ... use dekhte hi mai uchal kar khada ho
gaya ... seema bhi khadi ho gai ... aur aascharya se kabhi mujhe .. kabhi
bhabhi ko .. to kabhi meera ko dekh rahi thi ...

mai to bas hairan ,pareshan sa meera ko hi dekhe ja raha tha ... dimag
ne to jaise kaam karna hi band kar diya tha ...

SEEMA --- didi ... ye ......

BHABHI --- ye hi hai meera ... nikku ki hone wali biwi ... ab bol kaisi hai
...

seema uske paas Jake use gale lagati hui boli ...
SEEMA --- bahut sundar hai didi ... bilkul kisi pari ki tarah ...

sach kahu dosto us waqt mere muh se koi aawaj hi nahi nikal rahi thi ...
but ban chuka tha ...

bhabhi ne meera ko seema ke saath apne room me bhej diya .. aur mere
paas aa kar boli ...

BHABHI --- kaisa laga surprise .

MAI --- surprise .. ya shock ....

BHABHI --- maine to surprise hi diya ... ab tujhe shock laga to mai kya
karu ...

MAI --- aapne hi ise yaha bulaya hai na .. kyu ... is tension se relax hone
ke liye mai yaha aaya tha .. per aapne to usi tension ki jad ko hi mere
samne lakar khada kar diya ....

BHABHI --- taki tum dono aachi tarah ek dusre ko jaan sako ... samajh
sako .... nikku wo itni bhi buri nahi hai jitna tu samajhta hai ...

MAI --- aacha .. to ab aap mujhe uske bare me batayengi ... mai use
bahut aachi tarah se janta hu ... sali ek number ki kamini hai ...

bas itna hi bol paya tha ki bhabhi ne ek zordar thappad mere gaal per
raseed kar diya ...
BHABHI --- aurto ki izzat karna seekh ... gali dena bahut aasan hai na
tumhare liye ... kabhi sammaan dekar dekh ... itna bhi muskil nahi hai ...
hum aurat bhi insaan hai .. dard hame bhi hota hai ... ye jo tum log baar
baar mard hone ka ahsaas hum aurto ko dikhate ho na ... yaad rakhna
hum aurto se tum mardo ka vajood hai ... mana ki tu meera ko pasand
nahi karta ... per tujhe usko gali dene ka bhi koi haq nahi hai ...

bhabhi gusse se mujhe bura bhala bole ja rahi thi ... aur mai chup chap
unki baato ko sune ja raha tha ... ye pehli baar tha jab bhabhi ne mujh
per haath uthaya tha ...
bhabhi ke haath se thappad khane ka mujhe Zara sa bhi dukh nahi tha ...
lekin itne saal saath me rehne ke baad bhi bhabhi mujhe samajh nahi
payi ... is baat ne mujhe tod diya tha ...

mana ki mai ek aawara .. beparwaah .. baddimag ladka hu .. per mai kisi

ki izzat nahi karta .. ye galat hai ...
jo mujhe is duniya me layi .. jise mai maa kehta hu .. wo ek aurat hi to hai
...
jise mai apni jaan se zyada pyar karta hu .. jo mere liye sab kuch hai ..
meri dadi ... wo bhi ek aurat hai ...

to bhala mai kisi bhi aurat ki beizzati kaise kar sakta hu .. nikal jata hai
muh se galat shabdh jab insaan gusse me hota hai ... us waqt uski
sochne samajhne ki shakti khatam ho jati hai ... ye baat bhabhi ko
samajhni chahiye thi ... per wo to mujhe hi khari khoti sunaye ja rahi thi
....

apne aap hi meri aankho se aanshu behne lage ...mai dheere se unhe
bola ...

MAI --- bhabhi ... aap mujhe kabhi samajh hi nahi payi ..

mere itna bolte hi bhabhi chup ho gai ... aur ek tak meri aankho se girte
aanshuo ko dekhne lagi ...

mujhse ab aur waha ruka na gaya ... aur mai ghar se bahar nikal gaya ...

mai udaas man se bahar nikal gaya ... aur ek or chalne laga ...

pata nahi mai kaha ja raha tha .. lekin bas chalta chala ja raha tha ...
thodi dur Jane ke baad mujhe ek talab dikhai pada .. mai usi talaab ke
kinare baith gaya ...

din dhal raha tha ... shaam hone wali thi ... mai apne vichlit man ko talaab
ke shant pani ki tarah shant karne ki kosis kar raha tha .. per baar baar
nakamiyaab rehta ...

bhabhi mujhe samajh nahi payi .. ye khayal aate hi mera dil bechain ho
uthta ...
mai abhi apni hi soch me tha ki koi mere bagal me aake baith gaya ...
maine jaise hi nazre ghuma ke uski or dekha to mere pure tan badan me
aag lag gai ... kyuki wo meera thi ...

MAI (gusse se)--- tum ... ab yaha kya lene aayi ho ... jaao yaha se ...
MEERA --- kyu ... ye tumhari property hai ...

MAI --- agar hoti .. to yaha aane se pehle hi goli maar deta ...
MEERA --- oh .. i am sorry .. tumhari ye iccha puri na ho saki ... ab kya
karoge ..

MAI --- dekho ek to mai waise hi pareshan hu .. ab aur dimag kharab mat
karo ...
MEERA --- warna kya ... ek to gali mujhe di ... aur upar se ro khud rahe
ho ...

MAI --- dekho ... mai abhi faltu ki baat nahi karna chahta ...
MEERA --- mai yaha tumse koi baat karne nahi aayi hu ... balki ye batane
aayi ki jis tarah tumne gusse me aakar mujhe gali di ... usi tarah bhabhi
ne bhi gusse me aakar tum per haath uthaya ... isme galat kya hai ...
aakhir wo tumhari bhabhi hai ... itna haq to banta hai ...

MAI --- mere bhabhi mujhe thappad mare ya jaan se mare ... tum beech
me mat aao ...
MEERA --- mujhe koi shook nahi tum dono ke beech me aane ka .. mai
to bas ye keh rahi hu .. ki tum bina kuch bole .. gusse me yaha aa gaye
ho .. to socho udhar bhabhi ka kya haal hua hoga ...
mera itna sunna tha ki nahi mera sara dard hawa ho gaya ... ab mujhe
bhabhi ki chinta satane lagi ...
mai turant khada ho gaya .. aur ghar ki tarah daudne laga ...
tabhi meera peeche se chillate hue boli ....

MEERA --- oye duffer .. mujhe yaha akele chhod kar bhage ja rahe ho ...
kam se kam apni dusmani ka to lehaaj karo ...

mai man me socha .. jiski wajah se ye panga hua .. agar usi ko yaha
chhod kar chala gaya to bhabhi sach me meri jaan le legi ...
mai ruk gaya ... aur peeche mudkar bola ...
MAI --- are to zaldi chalo na ... ye kya ladkiyo jaisi chal rahi ho ..
MEERA --- idiot ... mai ladki hi hu ...

asal me dosto mai itni zaldi me tha ki kuch samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki
mai kya bol raha hu ... mujhe zald se zald bhabhi ke paas jana tha ...

khair kuch der me hum ghar pahuc gaye ... mai seedhe usi room me
gaya jaha mai tha ...
bhabhi abhi bhi usi room me thi ... bed per sar zhukaye baithi thi ...
mai dheere se unke paas gaya aur bola ...

MAI --- bhabhi ...

meri aawaj sunkar bhabhi ne apna sar upar kiya to kasam se mai hill
gaya ..
bhabhi ro rahi thi ...
MAI --- sorry bhabhi ... mujhe maaf kar do ... bahut bada paap ho gaya
mujhse .. aapko rulaya ... bahut bura hu mai .. bahut bura ....

bhabhi khadi hui aur mere gale lagti hui boli ...
BHABHI --- kyu karta hai tu ye sab ... kyu chala gaya tha tu mujhe chhod
ke ... pata hai mai kitna dar gai thi ... meri thappad ka itna bura lag gaya
tujhe ... kya mera tujh per itna bhi haq nahi hai ...

MAI --- aapka mujh per pura haq hai bhabhi ... aap chahe meri jaan bhi le
lo .. mai uff tak nahi karunga ... per plz apne aanshu ponch lo ... ye
mujhse bardast nahi hote ...
BHABHI --- to fir rulata hi kyu hai ...

maine apne haatho se bhabhi ke aanshu ponche .. aur bola ..

MAI --- hamesha hasti raha karo .. aap haste hue bahut aachi lagti ho ...

BHABHI --- pehle promise kar ki fir kabhi mujhe akele chhod kar nahi
jayega ...

MAI --- akele kaha ... aapka pura pariwar hai ye. . aapka ghar hai ye ...
BHABHI --- kisi bhi aurat ka mayka uska ghar nahi hota ... uske pati ka
ghar hi uska asli ghar hota hai ... saadi se pehle wo apne pita ke ghar sirf
mehmaan hoti hai ... isiliye unhe paraya dhan kehte hai ...

MAI --- aacha ... ye to mujhe pata hi nahi tha ...

BHABHI --- hat badmas ...

hum baate kar hi rahe the ki waha seema aa gai aur saath me meera bhi
...
SEEMA --- agar devar - bhabhi ka pyar khatam ho gaya ho to didi chale ..
khana bhi banana hai ...

BHABHI --- nazar mat laga hamare pyar ko ... chal bahar ...

itna keh kar bhabhi aur seema chali gai ... unke jate hi meera mere paas
aayi aur boli ...
MEERA --- tum itni pyari baate bhi kar sakte ho .. ye aaj mujhe pata chala
...

itna keh kar wo muskurati hui bahar chali gai ...

maine meera ki baato ko ignore kiya aur bed pe let gaya ... per kuch hi
der me mai bore hone laga to uth kar samne wale aangan me chala gaya
... to dekha waha ghar ki sari aurate ek saath khana banane me lagi hai
... mujhe dekhte hi bhabhi boli ...
BHABHI --- nikku ... peeche wale aangan me chala ja ... sabhi mard wahi
hai ... tu bhi wahi baith ...

mai turant peeche wale aangan me chala gaya ... sabhi wahi mile ... sab
baato me magan the ... mai bhi wahi baith kar unki baate sunne laga ...
ab unki baato ke bare me kya bolu ... jis cheej se unki 7 pusto se koi lena
dena nahi hai ... uske bare me aise baat karte hai jaise ki unki izzat dao
pe lagi ho ...
sale ek mamuli hawaldar se lekar p.m. tak baithe -2 hila dete hai ...

ek aadmi bola ... hamare modi sahab bahut aacha kaam kar rahe hai ...
ek din pure bharat ko chamka denge ...

tabhi ek Buddha bol pada ... kya khaak aacha kaam kar rahe hai ...
hamesha to videsh ka daura karte rehte hai ... apne desh me kya chal
raha hai koi khabar hi nahi lete ... na Jane kitne log berojgar ghoom rahe
hai ... kisi ko naukari nahi milti ...

buddhe ki baat sun kar meri to laal hi ho gai ... is samay naukari na Milne
ka ek hi karan hai ... badhi hui aabadi ... aur ye jansankhya badhai kisne
.... in buddho ne ... salo ke time per TV vagehra to hote nahi the ... to
manoranjan ke liye inke paas bas ek hi kaam rehta ... apni biwi ke saath
bistar per kushti ladne ka .... din me kaam karo .. raat me kushti lado ... fir
production pe production nikalo ...
us jamane me ek aadmi ke 4-5 aulade to fix hoti hi thi ...
kahi kahi to competition chalta tha ...
meri 5 aulaade... meri 6 aulaade ... to koi seena cahuda karke kehta ...
meri 7 aulaade hai aur aathvi aane wali hai ...

us waqt inka maza .. aaj hum logo ki saza ban gai hai ... jansankhya itni
badh gai ki aaj ek naukari ke liye ... hazaro logo ki line lag jati hai ...

khair jo ho gaya use badla to ja nahi sakta ... jaisa chal raha hai chalne
dete hai ...
unki baato ne ab mera dimag kharab kar diya tha .. man to kar raha tha ki
kuch aisa bol du ki salo ka muh kutto jaisa ban jaye ... fir bhabhi ka
khayal aaya to shant ho gaya ....

khair unki baate zyada nahi sunni padi ... kyuki khane ka bulawa aa gaya
.. aur sabhi samne wale aangan me chale gaye .....
ghar ke samne wale aangan me khane ka arrangement kiya gaya tha ...

zameen per dari (mat) bicha diya gaya .. aur sabhi log usme baith gaye
...
sabhi line se baithe hue the ... mai bhi ek unke beech adject ho gaya ...

saadi ke ghar me is tarah khana khane ka ek alag hi maza hai ... khane
ke saath -2 hasi mazak bhi hota rehta hai ...

khilane ki jimmedari bhabhi ,suman ,meera aur wo Pancho ladkiyo se

sambhali ...
pooja bhi wahi baithi thi ... per mujhse bahut dur thi .. wo gusse se mujhe
ghoore ja rahi thi ...

mai man hi man socha ..

MAI -- sali apni kismat hi aisi hai .. koi ladki bhaw hi nahi deti .. aur jo de
rahi hai ... wo meri sehat ke liye hanikarak hai ...

khair maine pooja se apna dhyan hataya aur khane per focus kiya ...
ek ladki sabhi ke samne pattal ( patte se bani hui thali) rakh rahi thi ... aur
ek ladki disposal glass de rahi thi ...

bhabhi sabzi dal gai ... aur usi ke peeche meera pudi rakh gai ...
waise to mai apne dusman ke haath ka pani bhi na piyu .. per abhi kuch
karna theek nahi tha ... to mai chup chap khane laga ...

do type ki sabzi thi ... ek aalu gobhi ... aur ek baingan ki sabzi ... khuda
kasam mujhe baingan se badi chid hai .. sala koi test hi nahi milta ... pata
nahi log kaise kha lete hai ...
bhabhi ko meri pasand pata thi ... to unhone mujhe baingan nahi diya ...
per ye meera bai ... ek alag hi cheej hai ...
baingan ki sabzi lekar mere paas aayi aur meri thali me dalkar boli ...

MEERA --- chup chap kha lo ... khane ki kisi bhi cheej ko mana nahi karte
... paap lagta hai ...

man kiya ki thali utha kar usi ke muh me pel du ... lekin khunkhaar nazro
se ghoorne ke alawa aur kuch na kar saka ...
ek cheej maine gaur ki .. meera sirf bhabhi ke alawa aur kisi ko mere
paas aane nahi de rahi thi ... mujhe kisi bhi cheej ki jarurat hoti to meera
hi lekar aati ...

jaise taise khana khatam hua ... sabhi apna apna pattal utha ke bahar
chale gaye .. per jab mai apna pattal uthane gaya to bhabhi ne mata kar
diya ..

BHABHI --- nikku .. tu rehne de .. mai phenk dungi ..

mai aise hi uth gaya aur haath dho kar room me chala gaya ...

tabhi waha meera bhi aa gai ...

MEERA --- kaisi lagi baingan ki sabzi ...

MAI (gusse se )--- mujhe baingan pasand nahi .. fir bhi tumne zabardasti
kyu di ...

MEERA --- tumhari problem kya hai ... har waqt mujhse ladne ko ready
rehte ho ...
MAI --- kyuki tumhe dekhte hi mujhe gussa aa jata hai ... sar fatne lagta
hai ...

MEERA --- kabhi pyar se bhi baat kar liya karo ...
MAI --- pyar se aur wo bhi tum se ... bhool jaao ...

MEERA --- apni hone wali biwi se pyar se baat karne me saram aati hai
..

MAI --- oye ... mai aur tujhse saadi ... pagal hai kya ... duniya me tu agar
aakhari ladki bhi hoti .. fir bhi mai tujhse saadi nahi karta ...
MEERA --- soch lo ... kahi baad me pachtana na pad jaye ...

mai kuch kehta ... tabhi chote chacha aa gaye ... aur bole ...

CHOTE CHACHA --- nikhil beta ... sabhi mardo ke liye peeche wale
aangan me sone ka intejam hai ... chalo wahi ...

mai meera ko ghoorta hua bahar nikal gaya ... aur chacha ke saath
aangan me chala gaya ...

intejam aacha tha ... zameen per mote -2 gadde bichaye gaye the ... aur
odhne ke liye saaf rajai thi ... mai ek kona pakad kar so gaya ...
meri good night to theek rahi per good morning behad buri .. itni buri .. ki
aap soch bhi nahi sakte ...

mai gehri neend me soya hua tha .. ki kisi ne mujhe jhanjhor kar jaga
diya ...

mai aankh malte hue jagane wale ko dekha to paya ki wo chote chacha
the ...

maine aas paas dekha to pata chala ki waha koi nahi hai .. sirf mai aur
chacha ...

bahar abhi bhi andhera tha ... to sale baki sab kaha hai ..
mai abhi soch hi raha tha ki chacha bole ..
C . CHACHA --- utho beta subah ho gai .. MAI --- kya ... per abhi to
andhera hai ...
C. CHACHA --- beta 5 baj gaye hai ... aur sabhi log samne wale angan
me hai ... tumhe bhi bulaya ja raha hai ...

MAI --- kyu .. aisa kya hua ...

C . CHACHA --- chalo to sahi sab pata chal jayega ...

hadd hai yaar .. ek to 5 baje jaga diya .. ab upar se samne wale aangan
me jaao .. itni subah subah kon si emergency ho gai ...
khair mai chacha ke saath aangan me gaya ... to dekha ghar ke sabhi log
aangan me khade the .. aur bhabhi ke dada ji sabse aage hamari taraf
muh karke khade the .. mujhe matter kuch samajh me nahi aaya .. to
bhabhi ke paas Jake khada ho gaya ...

MAI --- bhabhi .. ye chakkar kya hai ..

BHABHI -- are kuch nahi ... pichle 7-8 mahino se dada ji ne ek naya
niyam nikala hai .. sabhi log subah 5 baje is aangan me ikattha honge ..
fir dada ji gayatri mantra bolenge .. aur unke saath -2 sabhi ko bolna hai
...

bhabhi ne abhi itna hi bola tha ki tabhi Buddha suru ho gaya ... aur unke
peeche -2 sabhi log ...
mai beech me chup chap khada soch raha tha ki sirf mere buddhe ka hi
dimag kharab nahi hua hai ... ye umar hi aisi hai ki sabhi buddho ka
mansik santulan hil jata hai ... warna koi thand me subah 5 baje sabhi ko
jaga kar gayatri mantra bulwata hai ...

jaise hi mantra khatam hua ... ki do ladki haatho me bade bade thaal liye
.. sabko kuch de rahi thi ...
mai man hi man khus ho gaya ki chalo kam se kam chai to mili ... maine
bhi ek glass utha liya ... aur jaise hi pehli ghoot bhari ... kasam se mere
sar ke Baal khade ho gaye ... aatma to mano mere peeche ke raste
bahar nikalna chahti thi ... maine to pura dum laga ke use rok rakkha tha
..

itni kadvi cheej ... maine aaj tak nahi pi ... sala zahar bhi itna kadva nahi
hoga ...

maine kutte jaise muh bana kar bhabhi se pucha ...

MAI --- kya hai ye ...
BHABHI --- neem ki patti ka ras ... dada ji kehte hai ki isse pet saaf rehta
hai ...

kasam se mera man kar raha tha ki Jake us buddhe ke sar ke baal noch
lu ... per is waqt aisa karna theek nahi tha ...

peene ke baad sabhi log ghar se bahar Jane lage ... mai bhi chal diya ...
bahar Jake dekha .. mard log ek tarah ja rahe the aur aurate ek taraf ...
bhabhi bhi un aurto ke saath Jane lagi ... ab ye kya chakkar hai ... sab ja
kaha rahe hai ... tabhi chacha bagal se nikle to maine pucha ...

MAI --- chacha .. ab kya hua .. sab kaha ja rahe hai ..

CHACHA --- are sab 2 no. karne kheto me ja rahe hai .. tu bhi chal ...

ab sala ek aur bawal ...

MAI --- kya .. kheto me .. ghar me toilet nahi hai kya ...

CHACHA --- beta .. ye gaav hai .. yaha sabhi log kheto me hi jate hai ..

itna keh kar wo mera haath pakad kar le gaye ... aur ek jhaad ke paas
baitha diya ... aur khud thoda aage Jake baith gaye ...
ab aap log khud sochiye ... itne thand me .. itne andhere me .. jhaad ke
paas baithne se bhala pressure banta hai kya .. upar se saanp , bicchu
ka khatra alag ... pata nahi kaha se nikal kar kaha kaat le ...
khair upar wala thoda maharbaan hua ... pressure ban gaya ... aur meri
utar gai ... man ko badi shanti mili ....

per ek aur problem samne khadi ho gai ... sala dhou kisse ... pani to hai
hi nahi ...

maine usi tarah baithe hue .. chacha ko aawaj lagai ...

MAI --- chacha ... o .. chacha ..

tabhi mere peeche baitha ek aadmi gurrate hue bola ...

AADMI --- kya kar rahe ho ... abhi abhi pressure bana tha .. band ho
gaya ...

MAI --- are .. ab doubt hai to clear nahi karunga kya ...
itna keh kar mai khada ho gaya ... to thodi dur se chacha bole ...

CHACHA --- kya hua ... khade kyu ho gaye ...

MAI -- mera ho gaya ... ab dhou kaise ... pani nahi hai ...

CHACHA --- jab talab me nahane jayenge tab dho Lena ... abhi patte se
saaf kar lo ...

ab ye din bhi dekhna reh gaya tha ... patte se saaf karu ... chee ... isse
aacha to aise hi baitha rahu ...

yahi soch kar mai baitha raha ... na Jane baithe baithe kaise meri aankh
lag gai ...

subah jab makkhiya meri naak me ghusne lagi tab Jake meri neend tuti
....

maine aankh kholte hi charo or nazar dali ... mere alawa waha koi nahi
tha ...
MAI --- abe sab gaye kaha ... shayad talab gaye honge ...
ye soch kar mai bhi talab chala gaya ... aur jaisa socha tha wahi hua ...

sare kameene wahi nahate mile ... mujhe dekh chacha bole ... aajaao
nikhil .... Naha lo ...

MAI --- Naha to lu .. per kapde kaise badlu ... wo to ghar per hai ...
CHACHA --- are gamcha (dehati towel ) lapet Lena ...

maine socha ab ye hi ek rasta bacha hai .. ye hi karna padega ...

mai bhi kood pada talab me ...

Naha kar gamcha lapet kar hum sabhi ghar aa gaye ... mai zaldi se room
me gaya aur kapde pahan liye ...

kapde pehna hi tha ki bhabhi chai lekar aa gai ...

kehte hai na " doodh ka jala .. chaach bhi fook -2 kar pita hai " ...

mai peene se pehle chai ka acchi tarah se muayna kar raha tha ki chai
ke saath aur kuch to nahi milaya gaya .. us buddhe ka koi bharosa nahi ..
pata nahi ab kon sa niyam laga rakkha ho ...

mujhe is tarah chai ka parikchan karte dekh bhabhi hans padi ... aur boli .
.
BHABHI --- pi le ... ye asli me chai hai ... isme kuch nahi milaya gaya ...

MAI --- check karna to padega hi ... buddhe ka koi bharosa nahi ..
BHABHI --- marungi ... mere dada ji hai wo ...
MAI --- aise dada ji aapko hi Mubarak ... mere liye ek hi kafi hai ...

ye keh kar mai bed pe baith gaya aur chai peene laga ...
BHABHI --- tu chai pi .. tab tak mai nashte ka intejam karti hu ...

itna keh kar bhabhi bahar chali gai ... mai aaram se chai ka maza lene
laga ...

abhi meri chai khatam hi hui thi ki meera aa gai ... haatho me nashte ki
plate liye ...
MEERA --- ligiye .. prannaath .. nashta kariye. ..
MAI --- mujhe nahi karna tera laya hua nashta ... pata nahi kya mila kar
layi hogi ...

MEERA --- are aap meri hone wale pati permeshwar hai ... bhala mai
aapko koi nuksaan pahucha sakti hu kya ...

MAI --- oye ... ye kya tab se prannaath , pati permeshwar laga rakkha hai
... dimag kharab ho gaya hai kya ..

MEERA (hasti hui)--- kyu .. accha nahi laga .. ok nahi bulati ... lekin ye
nashta to kar lo ...

maine uske haath se plat le li .. aur nashta karne laga ... meera ek tak
mujhe dekhti rahi ...
mujhe bada odd feel ho raha tha ... to mai jhunjlate hue bola ...

MAI --- kya hai ... ghoor kyu rahi ho ..

MEERA --- wo ... tumse ek kaam tha ...

MAI -- haa ... ab aaya tera asli maksad samne ... mujhe pata tha .. tujhe
koi kaam jaroor nikalwana hoga mujhse ... tabhi teri nautanki chal rahi thi
... bol kya kaam hai ...

MEERA -- mujhe shopping karni hai ...

MAI --- to mai kya karu ... ja kar Jake ...

MEERA --- aur tum mere saath chaloge ..

MAI --- mujhe kisi pagal kutte ne kanta hai ... jo tere saath jaau ... nahi
jaunga ... kisi aur ke saath ja ...

MEERA --- mai tumse puch nahi rahi hu ... bata rahi hu ... ki tum mere
saath chaloge ... aisa bhabhi ne bola hai ...

mai man me sochne laga ki yaar ye sach me meri hi bhabhi hai ... ya iski
... har waqt iska saath deti hai ...

meera fir boli ...

MEERA --- kya hua .. kya sochne lage ... chaloge na ...

maine plate side me rakkha aur khada ho kar bola ...

MAI --- chahe koi bhi bole ... mai tere saath kahi nahi Jane wala ...

itna keh kar mai bahar nikalne ko hua ki tabhi meera fir boli ...

MEERA --- kyu .. dar rahe ho kya ..

mere kadam ruk gaye ... mai uski taraf palat aur bola ...
MAI --- mai bhala tujhse kyu darne laga ...

wo muskurati hui boli ...

MEERA -- wo isliye .. ki kahi tumhe mujhse pyar na ho jaye ...

ab to baat izzat pe aa gai thi ... agar nahi jaau to meera ye hi samjhegi ki
dar raha hu ...
darna meri fitrat me nahi ... use galat sabit karne ke liye mujhe uske
saath Jana hi padega ...
per ek samasya thi .. sahar yaha se 20 km dur hai ... to jaau kaise ...

MAI --- theek hai chal ... lekin jayenge kaise ... bike yaha hai nahi ... aur
tractor mujhe chalani aati nahi ...

MEERA --- tum tension mat lo ... bhabhi ne chote chacha ko bol diya hai
.. unhone ek bike ka intejam kar liya hai ...

mera ye plan bhi fail ho gaya ... khair ab to Jana hi padega ...

hum dono bhabhi ko bol ke jaise hi bahar nikle ... to meri nazar bike per
padi ... sorry -2 bike kehna uski beizzati hogi ... kyuki wo ek asli mardo
wali gadi thi ...

ROYAL ENFIELD classic 350 ... ek real saahi sawari ... jisme baithte hi
sahansaaho wali feeling aati hai ... iske aage to har bike cheeni kam chai
hai ... jab rod per chalti hai to log palat kar jaroor dekhte hai ...

bullet dekhte hi mai khus ho gaya ... aur hota bhi kyu nahi ... meri dream
bike jo thi ...
mujhe khus hota dekh ... meera dheere se mere kaan me boli ..

MEERA --- isko chalane me aur bhi maza aata hai ...

mai uski taraf ghoora to wo fir se boli ...

MEERA --- chale ... warna late ho jayenge ...

mai kuch nahi bola ... aur Jake bike start ki ... waah .. kya aawaj thi ... dil
khus ho gaya ...
meera peeche baith gayi ... aur maine bike aage badha di ......

hum dono ghar se kafi dur nikal aaye the ..

meera mujh se bilkul chipak ke baithi thi ... per mera dhyan to bike per hi
tha .. mujhe jo khusi mil rahi thi ... use shabdo me bayan nahi kar sakta
..

lekin use waqt meera ne meri sari khusiyo ko tabah kar diya ..
apni kauwe jaisi aawaj me boli ...

MEERA --- nikhil .. mujhe pyaas lagi hai ...

mai chidhte hue bola ..

MAI --- thoda ruk ... abhi aage ek nadi aane wali hai .. mai usme tujhe
dhakel dunga ... jee bhar ke pani pi Lena ...

MEERA --- are sach me mujhe pyaas lagi hai ...

MAI --- to mai kya karu ... ghar se pi ke chalna chahiye tha ...

MEERA --- plz. kahi roko na ..

itni aachi speed me ja raha tha .. abhi pyaas lagni thi ise ... mera rukne
ka bilkul bhi man nahi tha .. lekin rukna to padega hi . warna agar is
chuhiya ne bhabhi ke samne ugal diya .. to meri khair nahi ...

majboor hoke maine ek dhabe ke paas gadi roki ...

MAI --- ja .. Jake pi le ...

wo utri aur boli ..

MEERA --- 20 rs. laao ...bottle leni hai ..

MAI -- bottle ki kya jarurat hai .. samne table pe jug rakkha hai .. use utha
kar pi le ...
MEERA --- nahi wo bahut ganda hai .. theek se dhote bhi nahi hai ... agar
wo pi liya to pakka bimar pad jaungi .. mujhe to bottle hi leni hai ...

ye ladkiya bhi na .. sach me dimag ki aadhi hi hoti hai .. bahar ka

chawmeen, burgur , momos , gol gappe .. ye sab khane ke liye marti hai
.. lekin jab pani pine ki bari aati hai to duniya bhar ke kanoon pel deti hai
... ki ganda hai .. bahut kitanu hote hai ... pi liya to bimar pad jaungi ...

per 5 gol gappe ke saath jo 50 gm dhool muft me khati hai ... usse koi
farak nahi padta ...

MAI --- pyaas tujhe lagi hai .. to tu khareed .. mai paise kyu du ...
MEERA --- mere paas chutte nahi hai ... udhaar hi de do .. baad me
wapas kar dungi ...

MAI --- wo to karna hi padega ... kyuki tere upar mai ek rs. bhi kharch
nahi karunga ...

ye keh kar maine apni jeb se 20 ka note nikal kar use de diya ...
meera zaldi se ander gai aur ek pani ki bottle le aayi ...

pani peene ke baad hum fir se chal pade ....

ab mai seedhe sahar me hi Jake ruka ...

maine ek garment shop ke paas bike roki ... use dekhte hi meera ne
apna naak sukod liya ... aur boli ...

MEERA --- chee .. ye bhi koi shop hai ... yaha dhang ka to kuch bhi nahi
milega ... kahi aur chalo ...

maine order follow karte hue ... bike aage badha li ... thodi der baad
mujhe ek aur dukan dikhi .. maine bike wahi rok di ...
meera fir boli ...
MEERA --- yaha bhi dhang ka kuch nahi milega ... kahi aur chalo ...

mera dimag kharab ho gaya ...

MAI --- tu yaha baithe -2 kaise bol sakti hai ki kuch milega ki nahi ...
ander jayegi nahi to pata kaise chalega ...

MEERA --- are mai bol rahi hu na ... yaha bhi kuch nahi milega .. meri
pasand ka .. shop ki condition batati hai ki kis dukan me kaisi variety hai
... dusri dukan chalo ...

hadd hoti hai in ladkiyo ki ... hum ladke to inse bahut best hai ... kisi bhi
shop me ghuse ... nikalte tabhi hai jab kuch na kuch khareed nahi lete ...
bhale chaddhi hi kyu na ho ... ab bechara dukandaar ... itni mehnat se ek
ek kapda khol kar hame dikhata hai ... ab agar hum kuch na le .. to use
kitna bura lagega ... yahi soch agar ladkiyo me aa jaye .. to duniya hi
badal jayegi ... lekin inhe samjhaye kon ...

ab to maine kasam kha liya ki mai khud kahi nahi rokunga ... jab ye
bolegi tabhi rukunga ...

thoda aage Jane per ek aur shop dikhi to meera ne mujhe rukne ko bola
.. mai shop ke samne bike rok di ...
meera ander gai ... mai bahar uska wait karne laga ...

kareeb aadhe ghante baad wo nikli .. per khali haath ...

bike me baithti hui boli ..

MEERA --- chalo ... yaha kuch bhi pasand nahi aaya ...

maine bike fir se aage badha di ...

is tarah se 5 dukan nikal gaye ... har baar meera khali haath hi aati ... is
baar jab usne bola ki dusri dukan me chalo .. to kasam se mera dimag
ubal gaya ...

MAI --- kya tab se nautanki kar rahi hai ... itne dukan dekh liye ... tujhe
kuch pasand hi nahi aata ...
MEERA --- isme mai kya kar sakti hu .. agar pasand na aaye to .. chalo
na ..

MAI --- oye .. mai tera driver nahi hu .. jo tab se hukum de rahi hai ..
MEERA --- itne pyar se bol rahi hu ... hukum kaha de rahi hu ... yahi
rukna hai to raho ... meri liye hi accha hai ... aur der tak tumse chipak ke
baith sakti hu ...

itna keh kar meera ne mujhe peeche se apni baaho me bhar liya ...
maine zaldi se uske haath zhatak diye .. aur bola ..

MAI --- ye kya kar rahi hai .. pagal hai kya ... sharam nahi aati sare aam
aisi harkat karte hue ... asleel ladki ...

ye keh kar maine bike start ki aur aage badh gaya ...

thodi dur Jane ke baad ek bahut badi garment shop mili ... to maine waha
bike roki aur bola ...

MAI --- ye tera last option hai ... agar yaha se tu khali haath lauti .. wo
ghar wapas ...
meera ne bina kuch jawab diye .. ander chali gai ... aur mai bahar uske
nikalne ka wait karne laga ...

kareeb ek ghanta beet gaya ... per wo nahi aayi ... mujhe thodi shanti mili
.. ki chalo yaha use kuch pasand to aaya ...

tabhi shop me se ek ladki mere paas aayi ... kapdo se sells girl lag rahi
thi ...

SELLS GIRL --- sir .. kya aap nikhil hai.

MAI -- haa ..
SELLS GIRL --- sir .. aapki gf aapko ander bula rahi hai ...

ye sunkar to meri laal hi ho gai .. maine sells girl se kuch nahi bola .. aur
gusse se ander chala gaya ...

dukan bahar se jitni badi thi ander se usse bhi badi thi ... kafi log the
waha ...
mai gusse se meera ko khoj raha tha .. per wo kahi nazar nahi aa rahi thi
...

gusse se mera sar fata ja raha tha ... ki uski himmat kaise hui .. khud ko
meri gf batane ki ...

tabhi mujhe samne se meera aati hui dikhi ... kasam se dosto .. mera
sara gussa hawa ho gaya ... use dekhte hi mere muh se dheere se bas
ek hi shabdh nikla .....
WAAAAW ...

maine jaise hi meera ko dekha to mera muh khula ka khula reh gaya ...

badi hi khoobsurat lag rahi thi wo .. khule baal .. jo aadhe uske kandhe se
aage ki taraf the ... aur aadhe peeche ki taraf ..
kaan ke chote -2 jhumke ...
hoontho me halki pink lipstick ...
gale me patli si chain ..
itni sunder mujhe wo aaj tak nahi lagi ... shayad kabhi us nazar se dekha
hi nahi tha ...
itna khoobsurat chahra tha ki meri nazar hi nahi hat rahi thi ...
per jab meri nazar uske kapdo per padi .. tab Jake mujhe pata chala ki
aaj wo mujhe itni haseen kyu lag rahi hai ...

darasal usne sadi pehni hui thi ... red color ki halki banarasi sadi ...
kasam se dosto sadi me wo itni pyari lagegi .. ye maine kabhi nahi socha
tha ...

wo sadi ke pallu ko kandhe pe set karti hui jaise jaise meri taraf aa rahi
thi ... waise -2 meri dil ki dhadkan thamti ja rahi thi ... kaano me kuch
kuch hota hai ki music bajne lagi thi ... wo to baad me pata chala ki store
wale wo music chala rahe the ...
aisa lag raha tha .. jaise swarg se koi apsara utar ke chali aa rahi hai ...

mai uski khoobsurti me itna kho gaya ki pata hi nahi chala ki kab mera
muh khul gaya ... wo to meera ki aawaj sunke mujhe hosh aaya ...

MEERA (mushkurate hue)--- pata hai .. mai bahut khoobsurat lag rahi hu
.. lekin iska matlab ye nahi ki tum sabke samne is tarah mujhe ghooro ...

uski aawaj ne meri khumari todi ...

MAI --- chal .. mai tujhe nahi dekh raha tha ... wo jo samne ladki khadi hai
mai use dekh raha tha ...

ab mai bhala kaise ye keh deta ki tum sach me bahut sunder lag rahi ho
... sali apni bhi koi izzat hai ... itni zaldi kaise haar maan leta ... isiliye keh
diya ki mai samne wali ladki ko dekh raha tha ... waise wo ladki bhi kuch
kam nahi thi ... per sach kahu to us waqt wo meera ke pairo ki dhool bhi
nahi lag rahi thi ...

MEERA --- tumhe to theek se jhooth bhi bolna nahi aata ... tumhari
aankhe sab bata rahi thi ki tum kise dekh rahe the ..

MAI --- bakwas hai ye ... aur ye sadi tum per bilkul aachi nahi lag rahi hai
...

MEERA -- tab to ye jaroor lungi ... tumhe bekar lagi .. matlab aachi lagi ...
ok .. ab tum jaao ... mera ho gaya .. aati hu ..

ye sunkar mai wapas bahar aa gaya ... aur sochne laga ki sala ye mujhe
ho kya gaya hai .. mujhe us per gussa hona chahiye .. per mai kuch bol
hi nahi paya ... kahi mai bhi usse pyar to nahi karne laga .. nahi nahi ...
ye nahi ho sakta .. wo meri dusman hai .. ab uski tarah dekhunga bhi
nahi ... aur usse keh dunga ki mai usse saadi nahi karna chahta ...

mai apni soch me gum tha ki meera aa gai ... aur hum wapas ghar ki
taraf chal diye ...

hum dono shop se nikal kar ghar ki taraf chale ja rahe the ...

meera peeche baithi bak bak kiye ja rahi thi .. per uski koi aawaj mere
kaano tak nahi pahuc rahi thi .. ya fir mai pahuche hi nahi de raha tha ...

mera dhyan to meera ki khoobsurti per tha ... abhi kuch der pehle jo
kasam khayi thi .. wo khud todne per majboor ho gaya tha ...
mai man hi man soch raha tha ki aisa kaise ho sakta hai .. meera ki
khoobsurti maine pehle kabhi kyu nahi dekhi ... ho sakta hai maine pehle
kabhi use goor se dekha hi nahi ... use harane ,neecha dikhane ke
chakkar me uski khoobsurti mujhse chipi reh gai ho ..
hota hai logo ke saath aisa aksar .. insaan jisse nafrat karta hai .. fir uski
laakh acchai use nazar nahi aati ...

shayad aisa mere saath bhi hua hoga ... lekin meera bhi to mujhse nafrat
karti thi ... hamesha mere peeche padi rehti thi ... fir aachanak usme aisa
badlaaw kaise aa gaya ... aisi kya baat ho sakti hai ...

ye baat zahen me aate hi .. mai hosh me aaya ... aur socha ki kyu na
meera se is bare me baat karu ... ghar me to ho nahi sakta .. itne log hai
... to kyu na abhi baat karu ... per kaha ...

tabhi meri nazar highway ke kinare bani ek choti si chai ki dukan per padi
... ab highway me aise dukan dekhne ko mil hi jate hai ... is dukan ke aas
paas .. dur dur tak khali pada tha ... baat karne ke liye isse acchi jagah
ho hi nahi sakti thi ...

maine us dukan ke samne bike rok di ... to meera boli ..

MEERA --- kya hua .. yaha kyu rok di ...

MAI --- tumhari bak bak se mera sar dard karne laga hai .. chai piunga to
kuch aaram milega ...

MEERA --- ab aadat daal lo ... saadi ke baad mai baar baar chai nahi
pilane wali ...
MAI --- bakwas band karo ... aur utro neeche ...

meera ke utarte hi mai bhi utra ... aur chai wale ko do chai banane ko bol
kar ek chair per baith gaya ...
meera bhi mere samne wali chair per baith gai ...

kuch der tak mai khamosh raha ... sochta raha ki baat kaha se suru karu
..
mere chahre me aayi pareshani ko samajh kar meera dheere se boli ...

MEERA --- kya hua ... kuch pareshan lag rahe ho ... koi problem ho to
mujhe bata sakte ho .. agar bharosa ho to ...
maine uski aankho me dekha aur bola ..
MAI --- kyu kari ho ye sab ... chahti kya ho tum ...

meera aascharya se boli ...

MEERA --- kya matlab hai tumhara ... kya kiya maine ...
MAI --- ye jo tum baar baar mujhe jata rahi ho ki tum mujhse pyar karti ho
.. mujhse saadi karna chahti ho .. mujhe pata hai ki ye sab jhooth hai ...
natak kar rahi ho ... asliyat kya hai .. ye hum dono jante hai ...

MEERA --- accha ... kya jante ho asliyat ke bare me ... yahi na ki hum ek
dusre se nafrat karte hai ... hamesha ek dusre ko neecha dikhana chahte
hai ...

MAI --- haa .. yahi baat hai ..

MEERA --- agar ye baat hai to Mr. nikhil varma .. ek baat mai tumhe bata
du .. ki tum bilkul galat ho ... maine tumhe kabhi bhi neecha dikhane ya
harane ki kosis nahi ki ... suruat hamesha tum karte the ... mai nahi ...
college ke pehle din se lekar aaj tak ... hamare beech jo bhi hua .. un
sabki suruat tumne ki ... sachchai to ye hai ki mai pehle din se tumhe
chahne lagi thi ... ye jante hue ki tum kis kisam ke insaan ho .. socha tha
ki tum badal jaaoge ... lekin tumne kabhi mere pyar ko samjha hi nahi ...
ulta mujhe apna dusman samajh baithe ... fir bhala mai kya kar sakti thi
... mujhe sirf tumhare dil me apni jagah banani thi ... jab wo pyar se na
hua .. to dusmani se hi sahi ... kam se kam is bahane tum mujhe yaad to
karoge .. are tumhari gaaliya me bhi mujhe apne liye pyar nazar aata tha
...

kehte kehte meera ki aankh bhar aayi ... per usne use behne se rok
rakkhe the ... chai ke cup aise hi pade pade thande ho rahe the .. per
pine ka man kisi ka nahi tha ...
meera aage boli ...
MEERA --- kehte hai na .. jise cheej ko agar sacche dil se upar wale se
mango ... to wo ek na ek din mil hi jati hai ... wahi mere saath bhi hua ...
bhagwaan se har waqt sirf tumhe hi mangti rehti thi ... tabhi to mere liye
tumhara rista aaya ... mujhe laga ki meri itne salo ki tapasya ka fal
bhagwaan ne de diya ... khusi se jhoom uthi thi mai ... socha tha ab to
tum mere pyar ko samajh hi jaaoge ... per mai galat thi ... bhool gai thi ki
ek tarfa pyar kabhi safal nahi hota ...

ab wo apne aanshuo ko aur na rok saki ... uske aanshu uske gaalo ke
bhigone lage ... mai chup chap uske behte aanshuo ko dekhta raha aur
sochne laga ...

MAI (man me )--- accha to ye baat hai .. jo aajtak mujhe koi bhi ladki nahi
mili ... ab agar koi upar wale se itni siddat se sirf mujhe hi apne liye
mangti aa rahi ho .. to bhala wo upar wala mujhe kisi aur ka pyar kaise
de sakta tha ...
sala kitna bada bewkoof hu mai ... itni chahne wali ladki mere samne thi
.. aur mai kisi aur me apna pyar dhund raha tha ... aur ise apna dusman
bana liya tha ... ek no. ka gadha hu mai ...

mai ye sab soch hi raha tha ki meera apne aanshu ponchte hue boli ...
.
MEERA --- mai janti hu ki tum aaj bhi mujhse nafrat karte ho .. aur
mujhse saadi nahi karna chahte .. mai tumpe koi jor jabardasti nahi
karungi ... agar tum chahte ho ki ye saadi na ho to nahi hogi ... mai apne
ghar pahucte hi mana kar dungi ...

MAI (man me )--- aise kaise mana kar dogi meri jaan .. ab to hamare
pyar ki suruat hui hai ... tumne aaj tak meri nafrat dekhi hai ... pyar nahi
dekha ...

meera uthkar khadi ho gai .. aur gambheerta se boli. .

MEERA --- ab hame chalna chahiye .. bahut der ho rahi hai ...

per mai use abhi kaha Jane dene wala tha ... abhi tak to usne apne dil ki
baat kahi hai .. ab to meri bari thi usse pyar ka izhaar karne ki ...

mai bhi khada hua .. aur jaise hi kuch bolna chaha ... tabhi ek pagal sa
dikhne wala Buddha .. gande ,fate purane kapde pehne mere samne
aake khada ho gaya ... aur mujhe gaur se dekhta hua bola ...

BUDDHA ---- jise tu na Jane kitne salo se dhund raha hai .. jiske liye tu
itna padapa hai ... ab wo tujhe milne wali hai ... bas use pehchan Lena ...
wo tere samne hoga ...
use dekh meera dar gai ... aur mujhse chipak gai ... tabhi chai wala use
bhagate hue .. mujh se bola ...

CHAI WALA --- aap jaao sahab ... ye pagal hai ...

ye sunte hi mai meera ko leke waha se nikal gaya ... mere dimag me bas
ek hi baat ghoom rahi thi ki is pagal ko kaise pata ki mai pichle 10 salo se
kisi ke liye tadap raha hu ..

chai ki dukan se nikal kar hum ghar ki taraf chale ja rahe the ..

dono bilkul khamosh the ...

meera chup thi kyuki uska dil tuta tha ... aur mai chup tha kyuki us waqt
mere dil aur dimag me uthal puthal machi hui thi ...

wo cheej jise sirf mere alawa aur koi nahi janta tha .. us pagal ko kaise
pata ... kya wo maathe ki lakeere padh kar bhavishya bata sakta hai ...
per mai khud in sab baato per yakeen nahi karta .. to fir wo meri tadap ke
bare me kaise janta hai ...

dosto ek baat mai aap sabhi ko batana chahunga ... mai pehle se itna
beparwaah , badtameej nahi tha .. mujhe aisa banne per majboor kiya
meri us tadap ne ...

aisa shayad aap logo ke saath bhi hua hoga ... jab hum kisi cheej ko dil
se pana chahte hai .. aur wo cheej hame hasil na ho ... to use pane ke
liye hamare dil me ek tadap uthti hai .. jisse hum thode se chidchide ho
jate hai ... hum theek se kisi se baat nahi karte .. kisi cheej ki care nahi
karte ... to log hame badtameej aur beparwaah kehte hai ....

ab aap khud sochiye ... jis cheej ko mai pichle 10 saalo se hasil karna
chahta hu ... aur wo mujhe aaj tak nahi mila ... to mere dil me kaisi tadap
hogi ...

hum kab ghar pahuc gaye pata hi nahi chala ... meera chup chap apne
room me chali gai ... aur mai apne room me ...

room me jakar mai bed pe let gaya ... aur aankhe band karke khud ko
kosne laga ... ki kyu mai us chai ki dukan per ruka ...
agar aaj waha na ruka hota to meri ye tadap fir se mujh per haavi na hoti
..

badi muskil se mai bhoola tha sab kuch .. aaj us pagal ki wajah se sab
yaad aa gaya ....
ab mujhe yaha rukne ka bilkul bhi man nahi kar raha tha ... yaha tak ki
mujhe ab meera ki khoobsurti bhi katne ko daud rahi thi ...

kuch nahi chahiye mujhe ... upar wala chahe to meri jaan hi kyu na le le
... per ek baar meri tadap mita de ...
per ye bhagwaan jisne pichle 10 saalo se meri nahi suni ... bhala ab
kaise sunega ...

per us pagal ne kaha tha ki wo khud mere samne hoga ... bas mujhe use
pehchana hai ... lekin kab ... aur kaha .... uff .. mere to sar hi fata ja raha
tha ...

abhi mai apni soch me gum tha ki bhabhi room me aa gai ... aur mere
bagal me baith kar mere sar per haath ferti hui boli ...

BHABHI --- kya hua nikku ... tu theek to hai na ...

maine apni aankh kholi aur uth kar baith gaya ...
MAI --- bhabhi ... ab yaha mera bilkul bhi man nahi lag raha hai ... plz
wapas chalo na ..

BHABHI --- meera se jhagda hua kya ...

MAI --- aisa kuch nahi hai ... bas mera yaha dum ghut raha hai ..

BHABHI --- sach sach bol .. kisi ne tujhse kuch kaha hai ... tu uska naam
bata .. mai chhodungi nahi ...

MAI --- kisi ne kuch nahi kaha ... bas yaha mera man nahi lag raha ...

BHABHI --- nikku ... aisa nahi kar sakte .. kal saadi hai .. ab agar hum
bina kisi wajah ke yaha se chale jaye .. to bura maan jayenge ...
MAI --- samajh sakta hu bhabhi .. per sach me ab yaha mera dil nahi lag
raha hai ...
BHABHI --- sirf 2 din ki baat hai nikku ... parso vidai hote hi hum wapas
chale jayenge ... ab apni bhabhi ki itni si baat nahi manega ...

ab mai aur kya keh sakta tha ... majburi me haa kar di ...

fir bhabhi mujhe apne saath bahar khana khane le gai ... meera bhi wahi
thi .. chahre se kafi udash lag rahi thi ... per sabke samne nakli
mushkurahat liye hue thi ...

sabhi ne khana khaya aur apne apne kaamo me lag gaye ...

raat bhi aise hi nikal gai ... is beech meera ne na to mujhse koi baat ki
aur na hi mere kareeb aayi ...
mujhe bahut hi bura lag raha tha ... ki kis tarah ek hasta ,mushkurata
,pyara sa chahra sirf meri wajah se murjha gaya tha ...

man to kar raha tha ki abhi use apni baaho me bhar lu ... per meri wo
tadap mujhe aisa karne se rok rahi thi ...

mai kya karu kuch samajh me nahi aa raha tha .. ek taraf meri 10 saal
purani tadap ... aur dusri taraf meri mohabbat .. ek aisi ladki jisne mujhe
pane ke liye na Jane kitne dukh sahe ...

raat me khana khane ke baad hum sabhi pehle ki tarah peeche wale
aangan me sone chale gaye ...

mera mood bahut hi upset tha .. to bhala neend kaise aati .. is waqt agar
ek Botel mil jati to maza hi aa jata ... kasam se badi hi chull machi thi ...

shayad upar wale ko mujh per thodi si daya aa gai thi ...
hame lete hue kafi der ho gai thi ... pura ghar so chuka tha .. siway mere
... mai apni charpai me karvate le raha tha ki tabhi chote chacha jo mere
bagal wale charpai me the ... fusfusa kar bole ...

CHACHA --- kya hua ... neend nahi aa rahi hai kya ...
MAI --- nahi ... sar me dard hai ...
chacha kuch soch kar bole ...
CHACHA --- chalo mere saath ... abhi sara dard kam ho jayega ...

mai man me socha ki ab kya sala ye mere sar pe zhandu balm lagayega
...
MAI --- are .. aap rehne do na ... wo apne aap theek ho jayega ..

chacha uth baithe aur apne charo or nazar ghumai ... jaise tasalli kar
rahe ho ki sab so gaye hai ya nahi ....
acchi taraf dekhne ke baad bole ...

CHACHA --- are chalo na ... ek aisi cheej pilaunga ki sara dard bhool
jaaoge ...

sala aisa kya pilayega ... dekhne me kya burai hai ... ye soch kar mai bhi
uth gaya ...
chacha ne chup rehne ka ishara kiya .. aur dabe paav apne peeche aane
ko bola ...

mai unke peeche dheere -2 chalne laga ... pure ghar me andhera tha ..
bas chand ki halki roshni ke sahare hum chal rahe the ... hum samne
wale aangan se hote hue main gate tak pahuche ... aur dheere se gate
ko khol kar bahar nikal gaye ...

mujhe to kuch samajh me nahi aa raha tha .. ki ye ullu mujhe le kaha ja

raha tha ... kabhi kabhi man me bade hi daravne khayal aate ... ki ye
kameena kahi ulte tave per roti sekne ka shookin to nahi hai ... ( matlab
to samajh hi gaye honge .. dostana type ) ...
fir bhi mai himmat karke chalta raha ...
thodi der me hum ek ghar ke paas pahuche ... khidki khuli hui thi .. jisse
ander ki jalti light dikh rahi thi ...

MAI --- mujhe yaha kyu le aaye ...

CHACHA --- ye mere dost ka ghar hai ... tumhare sar dard ki dawa ander
hi hai .. chalo ...

itna keh kar chacha ne darwaja khatkhataya ... thodi der me ek hatta
katta .. aadmi darwaja khol ke bola ...
AADMI --- kya yaar .. itni der laga di .. aur ye kon hai ..

CHACHA --- bhatija hi samajh lo ... aaj ye bhi apna partner hai ...

itna keh kar chacha aur mai ander aa gaye ... us aadmi ne gate band
kiya ... aur mujhe ghoorta hua room me chala gaya ...
kasam se dosto meri aatma tak kaanp gai ... mujhe yakeen ho gaya ki ab
mere saath pakka kuch bura hone wala ... shayad mai kal subah kisi ko
apna muh na dikha paau ...

mai ye sab soch hi raha tha ki tabhi chacha bole ...

CHACHA --- kya hua ... chalo room me ...
MAI --- lagta hai mera sar dard theek ho gaya ... ab mai jaa raha hu ...

chacha ne mera haath pakad liya aur bole ...

CHACHA --- are daro mat ... kuch nahi hoga .. lagta hai tumhara pehli
baar hai ... hota hai .. pehli baar me dar lagta hai ... lekin ghabrao nahi
hum log sambhal lenge ...

keh kar chacha mera haath pakad kar room me le Jane lage .. ab mujhe
mera ant saaf nazar aa raha tha .. mai samajh chuka tha ki ab to meri
izzat lut ke hi rahegi ... mai minnat karta hua bola ..

MAI --- plz chacha chhod do ... maine aaj tak ye nahi kiya ...
CHACHA --- are ek baar try to karo .. maza na aaye to mat Lena ...
MAI --- chacha bahut dard hoga ..
CHACHA --- isme dard nahi hota .. haa agar aise hi lo ge to takleef hogi ..
lekin tum tension mat lo .. tumhe pani ke saath dunga ...

ye sunkar to meri hawa hi kharab ho gai ... man me bola ... salo
balatkariyo ... pani use karoge ... kutto kam se kam tel to le aate ....

chacha mujhe kheench kar room me le gaye ... per ye kya yaha to kuch
aur hi majra hai ...
do aadmi kursi per baithe the aur samne table per 4 Botel desi daru ki
rakkhi thi .. saath me kuch snacks bhi the ...

to abhi tak chacha daru ki baat kar rahe the ... mai ullu ki dum pata nahi
kaha tak soch aaya ....
Botel dekhte hi mere hoontho pe mushkaan aa gai .. to chacha bole ...
CHACHA --- kya hua ... mushkura kyu rahe ho .. abhi tak to dar rahe the
...

ab mai unko kya bolta ... bahana maar diya ...

MAI --- kuch nahi chacha ... ab dar nahi lag raha hai ... aap sab jo ho ...

CHACHA --- to fir chalo pina suru karte hai ...

fir kya tha ... hum char ... aur hamari Botel bhi char .... suru ho gaye ...

full Botel dhakelne ke baad bhala kise hosh rehta ... hum charo .. wahi
dher ho gaye ...

raat bhar faila ke sone ke baad jab subah meri aankh khuli .. to time
dekha .. 8 baj chuke the ... yani ki dusre din hi maine bhabhi ke dada ji ke
niyamo ko pichwade ghused chuka tha ...

maine chacha per nazar mari .. wo maze se lungi taane so rahe the ...
maine unko hilate hue bola ..

MAI -- chacha ... utho ... 8 baj gaye ..

ye sunte hi wo uchal kar khade ho gaye .. aur bole ...

CHACHA --- kya ... 8 baj gaye .. mar gaya .. pita ji jaan le lenge ..

MAI --- are koi accha sa bahana bana Lena ...

CHACHA --- haa wo to karna hi padega .. tu tension mat le .. mai dekh
lunga .. chal pehle fresh ho jate hai ...

fir hum dono fresh hue aur ghar ki taraf chal diye .. Jane se pehle chacha
ne apne dosto ko bhi jaga diya tha ...

jab hum ghar pahuche to waha badi raunak thi ... aaj saadi ka din jo tha
... sabhi bhaga daudi me lage the ...

saadi ghar ke bagal me kafi khali jagah thi wahi honi thi .. to waha tent ka
kaam chal raha tha ... kuch log ghar ko sazane me lage the ...

mai ander Jake bhabhi ko khojne laga ... wo kahi nazar nahi aa rahi thi
...
yaar yaha to koi ladies nazar nahi aa rahi thi ... sab gaye kaha ...

maine bhabhi ko call karne ki Sochi ... lekin tabhi unke pita ji mere paas
aa gaye ..
MAI --- uncle .. sab ladies kaha hai ..

UNCLE --- beta wo sab mandir gai hai ..yaha ki ek pratha hai .. saadi
wale din ladka ho ya ladki .. jiski saadi hai us mandir me pooja karne se
unka vaivahik jeevan hamesha khus rehta hai .. to sabhi aurate seema
ko lekar us mandir me gai hai ...

MAI (man me )--- ho gaya kabada .. raat ki daru ke chakkar me subah ki

chai nikal gai ... ab pata nahi sab kab tak wapas aayenge .. tab tak aise
hi ghoomna padega ...

mai abhi soch hi raha tha ki uncle bol pade ...

UNCLE --- beta .. ek kaam hi kar do ..

MAI -- haa boliye ..

UNCLE --- do teen log sabzi mandi ja rahe hai .. tum bhi unke saath
chale jaao ... jitne log honge utni aasani hogi ...

man me to hazar gali de dali .. sala ab meri ye hi aukat bachi hai ...
mandi Jake aalu ,tamatar khareedu ... aur koi kaam nahi mila dene ko ...
man kiya sale ka tetua daba du .. per wo meri bhabhi ka baap tha ... izzat
to deni thi to haa bol diya ...

fir kya tha mai teen bando ke saath tractor lekar nikal pada ... sabzi lene
...

3 ghante lag gaye hame wapas aane me ... ghar aakar dekha to sabhi
wapas aa chuke the ...
mai seedha room me chala gaya aur bed pe let gaya ... tractor per
uchalte -2 meri kamar tedhi ho gai thi ...

mai leta hi tha ki meera waha aa gai ... aur mujhe dekhte hi sorry bol ke
Jane lagi ... per maine use rokte hue bola ..

MAI --- kaha ja rahi ho .. baitho na ..

wo kuch nahi boli .. bas ek tuk mujhe dekhti rahi ...

MAI --- kya hua .. mai tumhe hi bol raha hu ..

wo fir bhi chup rahi ... uska udash chehra mujhse saha nahi ja raha tha ...
man kar raha tha ki abhi use apni baaho me bhar lu .. per mai kar nahi pa
raha tha ... mai lachar tha ... socha bhaad me jaaye wo tadap ... jo ab tak
nahi mila wo ab kya milega ... samet lu meera ko apni baaho me ...
shayad uska pyar mujhe meri tadap ko bhulane me madad kare ...

per ye kar pana sambhaw nahi tha ... 10 saal kam nahi hote dosto ...

MAI (man me)--- thoda waqt de de meri jaan .. kasam hai mujhe tere
pyar ki fir kabhi tere chahre per udasi ki parchai tak nahi aane dunga ...

mai soch hi raha tha ki bhabhi aa gai ...

BHABHI --- are nikku ... kaha tha tu subah se ...

MAI --- sabziya lene gaya tha bhabhi ...

bhabhi mere paas aayi aur mujhe gaur se dekhte hue boli ...
BHABHI -- teri tabiyat to theek hai na ... tu aur mandi gaya tha ... mujhe
to vishwaas hi nahi ho raha hai ...

mai meera ki or dekhte hue bola ...

MAI --- kya karu bhabhi .. aadat daal raha hu ... baad me kaam aayegi ...

BHABHI --- matlab ..

MAI --- aap nahi samjhogi ...

BHABHI --- tu aur teri baate ... kuch samajh me nahi aata ... baith yahi ..
mai nashta lati hu ...
MAI --- rehne do bhabhi .. ab lunch hi karunga ...
BHABHI --- theek hai ... mai bahar hi hu .. kuch chahiye ho to bol dena
...

itna keh kar bhabhi chali gai ... meera abhi bhi wahi khadi thi ... chup
chap ... apna sar zhukaye ...

MAI --- yaar kya hua hai tujhe ... kal se ek baar bhi baat nahi ki ... yaar tu
aisi shakal liye bilkul bhi aachi nahi lagti .. bandariya lagti hai ...

mai jaan bujh kar use gussa dila raha tha ... taki uski udasi dur ho jaaye
... aur fir se wahi purani wali meera ban jaaye ...

magar aisa kuch nahi hua ... wo bina kuch bole bahar chali gai ...

ab maine soch liya tha ki meera ko sari sacchi batani hi padegi ... tabhi
wo meri majburi samajh payegi ...

shaam ke 7 baj rahe the ... aur sabhi sajne sawarne me lage the ...

ladkiya to theek hai .. unka sajna sawarna banta hai .. aakhir wo log
sajengi nahi to bhala hum jaiso ka man kaise lagega ...

waise ek baat to manni padegi .. ye sala make up badi hi kamal ki cheej

hai ... kaali muh wali bandariya ko bhi hoor ki pari bana deti hai ..

sajne ke baad unme attitude bhi apne aap hi aa jata hai .. duniya jaye tel
lene .. unke dress me ek doond coffee bhi gir jaye to aisa muh banati hai
ki jaise kisi ne injection laga diya ho ... fir apne haath me pakde hue apne
2 inch ke rumal ko bhigoke coffee gire hisse per ghisna suru kar deti hai
.. jaise modi ji ke safai abhiyaan ki ek jagruk karyakarta ho ...

hoontho ki lipstick kharab na ho .. isliye khane ka niwala itna chota hota

hai ki khate waqt dono hoonth chipke hi rehte hai ..

unka dhyan puri party me sirf do cheejo per hota hai ... ek to apni dress
aur makeup pe ... aur dusra .. wo thodi thodi der me charo or nazar
ghuma kar dekhti hai ki kon kon ladke use taad rahe hai ...

gaavo wali to ek kadam aage rehti hai ... gora dikhne ke liye itna powder
laga leti hai ki jaise lagta hai ki chahre per 2 kg aata thop liya ho ... saath
ki hoontho pe lipstick wo bhi laal ... ghiste -2 daant bhi laal kar leti hai ...
baal bilkul khule .. unhe dekh kar to kaali mata bhi dar jaye ..
kisi kisi me dressing sense bada hi gajab ka hota hai ..
koyle jaisi kaali ladki ... safed ya peela dress pahan lengi ... aap khud hi
samajh jaao ki kaisi dikhegi ...

gaav me sirf ladkiya hi nahi .. ladke bhi gajab cartoon hote hai ... single
pasli ka shareer .. aur pant bilkul chipki ... aisa lagta hai jaise aas paas
do patle -2 baans gade ho ..
jeans ka to haal hi bura hai ... pichwada khisak ke neeche latak raha hota
.. aur kehte hai ki ye style hai ...

sale kabhi koi kaam nahi karte .. lekin us waqt ladki ko impress karne ke
liye ek aap unse toilet ka rasta poocho to wo log khud aapko waha tak
chhodne jayenge ...

baate bahut ho gai .. ab story per aate hai ...

barat aane ka time ho chuka tha .. sabhi log ready ho chuke the ...
seema abhi abhi ready ho rahi thi .. aur sabhi ladkiya use ready karne me
lagi thi ...

mai bhi ready hokar nikla ... to meri nazar meera per gai ... usne ek
salwar sute pehna hua tha .. halka sa make up ... baal bandhe hue ...

mujhe ye dekh kar bada hi aascharya hua .. ki meera ne ye kyu pehna ..

wo to apne liye sari layi thi ..

maine use ishare se apne paas bulaya .. to wo chup chap aa ke khadi ho

gai ...

MAI --- tune ye kyu pehna .. sari kyu nahi ..

MEERA --- mai kuch bhi pehnu ... tumhe kya ...
MAI --- yaar itna bhadak kyu rahi hai .. sari me tu acchi dikhti hai .. aur tu
layi bhi sari hi thi ... to ye sute kyu pahan liya ...
MEERA --- meri marzi .. mai kuch bhi panhu .. tum kon hote ho bolne
wale ...

MAI --- yaar gussa kyu ho rahi hai .. tu jo sunna chahti hai mere muh se ..
mai wo bolunga .. per mujhe thoda time chahiye ...

meera meri or dekh kar boli.

MEERA -- abhi bhi time chahiye ... kahi aisa na ho ki baad me mere paas
hi time na ho kuch sunne ko ...

itna keh kar meera ander chali gai ...

sach me dosto uski baato se mere man me ek dar sa baith gaya .. ki kahi
mai use kho na du .. ab chahe kuch bhi ho ... meera ko wo raaj batana hi
padega ...

barat aa chuki thi ... dulha mandap pe baitha chuka tha ...

sari taiyariya karne ke baad ... pandit ne dulhan ko mandap pe lane ko

bola ...

mai wahi khade hokar har cheej bade gaur se dekh raha tha .. bahut hi
accha lag raha tha mujhe ...

pehle to ye sab bada hi boring lagta tha mujhe ... per aaj ye sab mere dil
me ek umang bhar raha tha ...

tabhi seema mandap ki or aati hui dikhi ... uske saath 5-7 ladkiya bhi thi
... sab gajab ki thi ... meera bhi unke saath hi thi ... per haay ... kya lag
rahi thi wo ...

usne apne kapde badal liye the .. halki laal banarasi sari ... baal side se
khule hue .. haatho me kangan ... kaan me jhumke ... hoontho pe laal
lipstick ... halka sa make up ...

maa kasam .. meera is waqt jannat ki pari ko bhi maat de rahi thi .. aisi
khoobsurti maine aaj tak nahi dekhi thi .. bemishal lag rahi thi meera ...
nahi nahi ... meri meera....

waha maujood har aadmi ka dil meera ko dekh kar jaroor dhadak raha
hoga ...
aur mera to haal hi mat pucho dosto ... mandap bhi hai ... barat bhi hai ..
samaa bhi hai .. muhurt bhi hai ... meera bhi hai ... aur mai bhi hu ...
socha bhaad me jaaye seema ... mai hi meera ko lekar baith jaau ... jo
hoga dekha jayega ...

per sochne aur karne me bada farak hota hai ... ye mandap ... ye barat ...
ye samaa aur ye muhurt .. sab seema ke liye the ... aur ye seema meri
dost thi ... to bhala mai apni dost ke saath aisa kaise kar sakta tha ....

man ko samjhaye ... ruk ja beta ... itna utawla kyu ho raha hai ... item to
apni hi hai ... aaj nahi to kal aisa waqt mera bhi aayega ....

seema ke mandap pe baithte hi pandit suru ho gaya ... sorry sorry ...
pandit ji ... aaj ye pandit bhi mujhe bada pyara lag raha tha ...

sir pandit hi nahi ab to mujhe waha maujood har koi pyara lag raha tha ...
jab apne samne koi apsara khadi ho .. aur ye jante hue ki wo apsara apni
hi hone wali hai .. to fir dil ka haal hi kuch alag hota hai ... sala koi muh
pe gali bhi de de .. to bhi bura nahi lagta ...

mai ek tuk meera ko dekhte hue ye sab soch raha tha ki tabhi meri
khusiyo pe grahan lag gaya ...

sala ,kutta ,kameena ,harami , maa ki ****** ,bahan ka ******* ..... dulhe
ka ek dost uske bagal me Jake khada ho gaya .... aur usse baat karne
laga ...
meri to dekh kar hi sulag uthi ... man kiya ki sale ko aadha zameen me
gaad ke pagal kutto se katwau ... kameene ki itni himmat kaise hui meri
meera se baat karne ki ... wo bhi has has ke ...

meera ne mujhe tirchi nigaho se dekha aur wo bhi us ladke se has has
ke baat karne lagi ...

ab bhala mujhe kaha bardast hota ... mai turant meera ke paas gaya aur
bola ...
MAI --- mujhe tujhe kuch baat karni hai ... bahar aa ...

meera ke kuch bolne se pehle hi wo kutta bhook pada ...

LADKA ( meera se )--- kon hai ye ...

mai man me bola ... sale ... tera jija hu ...

tabhi meera bol padi ...

MEERA --- are kuch nahi .. ye seema ka risredar hai ...

fir meri taraf dekh kar boli ...

MEERA --- abhi mai busy hu ... baad me baat karti hu ...

itna keh kar wo fir se us ladke se baat karne lagi ...

kasam se mere dil ke tukde -2 ho gaye the ... sare armaano ki dhajjiya
udd gai thi ....

meera mere saath aisa karegi ... ye maine kabhi nahi socha tha ...

ab waha ki har cheej mujhe katne ko daud rahi thi ... bilkul bhi man nahi
kar raha tha waha rukne ka ...

mai chup chap waha se nikala aur ghar me Jake seedha chaat me chala
gaya ...

waha boundary ke paas baith kar peeth deewar per tika diye ... aur sar
aasman ki taraf kar liya ...
tabhi mujhe apne gaalo per kuch geela -2 sa mehsus hua ... maine haath
laga kar dekha to pani tha ... mai soch me pad gaya ki ye pani kaha se
aaya ... tabhi mujhe ahsaas hua ki ye pani mere aankh se hi nikal rahi hai
... yani ki mai ro raha hu ...

kab ye aanshu nikle mujhe pata hi nahi chala ... shayad mohabbat ka
dard isi ko kehte hai ... chot dil me lagti hai aur aanshu aankh se nikalte
hai ...


apni aankho me aanshu dekh kar mai hairan reh gaya ...
mai samajh nahi pa raha tha ki aakhir mai ro kyu raha hu ... kya meera
ne jo mere saath kiya us wajah se ..

dil tootne se aisa hota hai ...

iska matlab aaj tak maine jin jin ke dil tode .. sabka mere jaisa hi haal hua
tha ...
matlab mere apno ko bhi aisa hi dukh pahucha hoga jab jab maine unka
dil toda ...

kitna bura hu mai ... kitna gir chuka hu mai ... ye sab usi ki wajah se hua
hai ... na mai kabhi waha Jane ko zid karta ... aur na hi wo tasveer mujhe
milti ...

sab us tasveer ki wajah se hua hai ... usi ki wajah se mai itna ghatiya
insaan bana ..

ab nahi ... ab mai badal ke rahunga ...kisi ka dil nahi dukhaunga ... sabke
saath pyar se rahunga ....

mai ye sab soch hi raha tha ki meera waha aa gai ... aur mere paas
baithte hue boli ...

MEERA --- tum yaha baithe ho .. aur maine pura ghar dhoond Mara ... ab
bolo kya baat karni thi ...

maine uski taraf dekha aur halka sa mushkurate hue bola ...

MAI --- ab uski koi jarurat nahi ... waise aaj bahut khoobsurat lag rahi ho
tum ..

meera aascharya se meri or dekhti hui boli ...

MEERA --- tum theek to ho .. aaj aachanak mai khoobsurat kaise lagne
lagi ...

MAI --- itne dino se theek nahi tha ... ab theek hua hu ... waise wo ladka
kon tha ...
ye sunte hi meera ke chahre per smile aa gai ..
MEERA --- uska naam VEER hai ... dulhe ka chota bhai hai ... pata hai
wo apne hi sahar me rehta hai .. ek badi si company me job karta hai ...
baato se bahut hi accha insaan laga wo ...

meera bahut hi utsaah se veer ke bare me batane lagi .. uski baato se

aisa lag raha tha ki shayad meera use pasand karne lagi thi ...
aur kare bhi kyu na ... har ladki chahti hai ki koi aisa insaan uski zindagi
me aaye jo usse beinteha pyar kare .. uski care kare ... shayad meera ko
veer me wo insaan nazar aaya ho ...
agar aisa hai to mera koi haq nahi batna usse uski khusiya cheenne ka ...
meera ko lagta hai ki veer uske liye bilkul sahi hai .. to yahi sahi ... mai
beech me nahi aaunga ...
waise bhi tadapna meri kismat me hi likha hai ...

mai ye sab soch hi raha tha ki meera boli ...

MEERA --- ab tumne tension lene ki jarurat nahi hai .. kuch hi din me mai
apne papa se hamare riste ke liye mana kar dungi ... ab tum bilkul free
ho ....

mai fir se mushkuraya ... aur bola ...

MAI --- pata hai meera ... ek baat hai jo aaj tak maine kisi ko nahi bataya
... per pata nahi kyu aaj wo tumhe batane ko dil kar raha hai ... ye kareeb
10 saal purani baat hai ... mai shayad 11-12 saal ka tha ... summer
vacation chal rahe the ...
mai apni puri family ke saath shimla ghoomne gaya tha ... waise papa to
Jane ke bilkul mood me nahi the ... per maine zid karke unko mana hi liya
tha ...
bahut khus the hum ... mai aur bhaiya sara din masti karte the ... kisi ki
nahi sunte the ...
hum baccho ki masti dekh kar ghar ke bade bhi bacche ban jate aur
hamare saath masti karte ...
mujhe aisa lagta ki kaas ye pal yu hi tham jaye ... aur hum sab aise hi
jhoomte rahe ....

per shayad honi ko kuch aur hi manjoor tha ... hamari wapsi ka time aa
chuka tha ... sab packing me busy the ... to mai yu hi khelte khelte hotel
ke compound me chala gaya ....
waha meri nazar ek lifafe per padi ... mai daud kar us lifafe ko utha liya ...
aur idhar udhar dekhne laga ... ki jiska ye lifafa hai wo mujhe dikh jaye ...
per koi nahi dikha .... to maine us lifafe ko khol diya ... usme ek tasveer
thi ... ek ladki ki ... ek khoobsurat si pari ki ... jo shayad mere hi umar ki
lag rahi thi ....jise dekhte hi mai puri duniya ko bhool gaya ... na Jane kya
kasis thi un aankho me ki mai usme doobta hi chala gaya ...

jab papa ki aawaj kaano per padi to mujhe hosh aaya ... aur maine wo
tasveer apni jeb me chupa li .... usi waqt hamne shimla chhod diya ... aur
wapas ghar aa gaye ...
ghar aane ke baad se mai jaise badal sa gaya tha ... har waqt apne room
me hi rehta ... aur us tasveer ko ghanto dekhta rehta ...
mujhe kuch samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki mere saath ye kya ho raha hai
... kyu mujhe kisi se baat karna accha nahi lag raha ... na mera man
padhai me lagta ... na khelne me ... yaha tak ki khana pina bhi ab accha
nahi lagta tha ... accha lagta to bas us tasveer ko dekhte rehna ... dil me
ek kasak hi uthti ki kaas ye tasveer baat kar pati ... kaas ye ladki mere
samne hoti .... per aisa hona sambhaw nahi tha ... na tasveer bolti ... aur
na wo ladki mere samne aati ... tadap ke reh jata mai ...
socha shayad waqt sab bhula dega ... per beet te waqt saath meri tadap
aur badhti chali gai .... lekin aaj tak wo ladki mere samne nahi aayi ... aur
na hi mai use kahi dhoondh paya ... kaha dhoondhta ... uske bare me
kuch bhi nahi pata tha .... bas usi tadap ke sahare mai jee raha tha ...
lekin kal jab tumhe dekha aur tumhari baate suni to mujhe laga ki ab sirf
tum hi meri wo tadap dur kar sakti ho ... tumhara saath aur pyar meri
tadap mita dega ...

per lagta hai ki meri kismat me sirf tadapna hi likha hai ... meri footi
kismat .. jab maine apne dil ki baat tumse kehne ki Sochi tab tak tumhare
dil me koi aur bas chuka tha ...
daro mat ... mai tum dono ke beech nahi aaunga ... tumhe veer pasand
hai to tum usi ki banogi ...
maine ye sab baate tumse isliye kahi ki mere dil ka bojh kuch halka ho
sake ... aur aaj tak maine tumhare saath jo bhi galat kiya ... ho sake to
mujhe maaf kar dena ....

itna keh kar mai meera ki taraf bina dekhe hi khada ho gaya ... aur bola
...
MAI --- meera ek aur baat .. thanks ... mujhe badalne ke liye ... khus
rehna hamesha ...

itna keh kar mai waha se neeche chala aaya ... aur fir se mandap ke
paas Jake khada ho gaya .....

maine apne dil ki baat meera ko bata di ... aur wapas mandap me chala
aaya ...

mai bhabhi ke paas Jake khada ho gaya .. aur saadi dekhne laga .. tabhi
bhabhi ne kaha ..
BHABHI --- kaha tha hu ..
MAI --- apne dil ka bojh halka karne gaya tha ..

BHABHI -- kya matlab .

MAI --- Jane do ... aap nahi samjhegi ..
BHABHI --- tu aur teri bate ...

itna bolkar bhabhi fir se saadi me busy ho gai ... aur mai chup chap
dekhne laga ...

kuch der baad meera bhi wahi aa gai ... kuch gum- sum si lag rahi thi wo
...
per ab mai nahi janna chahta tha ...

abhi kuch hi der pehle badi muskil se samjhaya tha apne dil ko ... ab agar
fir se uske kareeb gaya to shayad fir se uske pyar me pad jaunga .. tab
mai khud per kabu nahi kar paunga ... aur fir se purana wala nikhil ban
jaunga ...

mai waha se hat gaya ... aur khane pine ki jagah chala gaya ...

ab Zara waha ka nazara lete hai ....

bada hi khatarnaak manjar tha ... aisa lag raha tha jaise koi yuddha chal
raha ho ...
sare barati khane per aise tut pade the jaise ki ye unki zindagi ka aakhari
khana ho ... iske baad unhe kala pani bhej diya jayega ...
ye haal sirf gaav ka hi nahi .. balki shahro me bhi dekhne ko mil jata hai
...
sare sistachar ki dhajjiya isi waqt ud jati hai ...
inhe dekh kar to bhed bakriya bhi sharma jaye ...

ajeeb ajeeb type ke log waha dekhne ko mil jate hai ... kuch log to khane
ke paas hi khade ho kar suru ho jate hai ... taki jaise hi unki plate se koi
item khatam ho wo turant fir se use apni plate me bhar sake .. koi jaan
pehchan wala agar use apne paas aane ka ishara bhi karta hai to wo log
baad me baat karenge ka ishara karke apna pura dhyan khane per
lagate hai .... per apni jagah nahi chhodte ...

unhi me kuch log bhai- chare ka prateek nazar aate hai ... ek plate me
char log khate hai ... bhagwaan Jane kya khate hai .. kitna khate hai ...

aur kuch logo ka tareeka to bada hi bhayanak hota hai ... ek hi plate me
sabse pehle jeera chawal , fir mix sabzi ,fir daal makhni ,fir chole ,fir sahi
paneer .. aur bhi koi dish hui to wo bhi bhar lenge ... fir uske upar tanduri
roti .. uske upar papad ... aur uske upar salad ... fir usi plate me sabhi ko
idhar udhar adjust karke ek do dahi bade bhi rakh lenge ... aur ant me
sabse upar rasgulla ...

na Jane kya soch kar itna bhar lete hai ... baad me sale khud hi confused
ho jate hai ki suru kaha se karu ...

ye haal to har jagah dekhne ko milta hai ... ab hum unhe sudhaar to
sakte nahi ... to bas dekhte hi raho ... India me ye sab chalta hai ...

raat ke 10 baj rahe the ... ghar walo aur barat me se kuch khaas logo ko
chhod kar sabhi jaa chuke the ... saadi bhi ho chuki thi ... ab bari thi
hamare khana khane ki ... to hum sab chal diye khana khane ....
meera bhi thi aur uske saath veer bhi ... meera abhi bhi gum - sum hi thi
...
veer lagatar usse baat kiye ja raha tha ... per meera sirf haa ya naa me
uttar de rahi thi ...
khair mujhe kya karna tha mai to ab unke beech me nahi aane wala tha
...

veer khane ki do plate laga kar le aaya ... aur ek meera ko dene laga ...
per meera ne mana kar diya ... aur bhabhi ke paas chali aayi ... jaha mai
bhi khada khana kha raha tha ...

use khali haath dekh kar bhabhi boli ...

BHABHI --- kya hua meera ... tum khana kyu nahi kha rahi ho ..

MEERA --- bhook nahi hai bhabhi ...

BHABHI --- kyu ... koi problem hai ..

MEERA --- nahi bhabhi ... bas kisi ki baato ne meri bhook khatam kar di
...
BHABHI --- matlab ...

MEERA --- kuch nahi bhabhi ... jab bhook lagegi tab kha lungi ...
BHABHI --- tum bhi bilkul nikku jaisi ho gai ... kuch samajh me nahi aata
...

itna keh kar bhabhi dusri taraf chali gai ... ab waha mai aur meera hi reh
gaye ... mai to apna pura dhyan khane me laga rakkha tha ...
tabhi meera mere kareeb aayi aur boli ...

MEERA --- bilkul idiot ho ... bas khana hi aata hai ... thooso .. sab thoos
Lena ... kam pade to mujhe bhi kha Jana ... bewkoof. ...

itna bolkar wo chali gai aur mai muh me khana bhare hui aascharya se
dekhte raha ... aur sochta raha sala ab maine kya kiya .....

meera mujhe gadha ,bewkoof ,ullu bol kar chali gai ...
aur mai muh me khana thoose hairani se use dekhta raha ... aur sochne
laga ki ab maine aisa kya kar diya ...
kya mera khana use accha nahi laga ..
per mere khana khane se use kya takleef ... wo to ab veer ko pasand
karne lagi hai ... kahi aisa to nahi ki wo abhi bhi mujhe chahti hai ... aur
mujhe jalane ke liye veer ka sahara le rahi hai ...
per ye pata kaise chalega ki wo abhi bhi mujhe chahti hai ...

mai chup chap khata raha aur sochta raha ki kaise pata karu ... tabhi
meri nazar ek ladki per padi ... jo ghar ki hi un 5 ladkiyo me se ek thi ...

maine jab gaur kiya to paya ki wo dheere -2 kisi ko ishare kar rahi thi ...
ishare itne halke the ki unke saath khadi baki ladkiya samajh hi nahi pa
rahi thi ...

jab maine uski nazro ko follow kiya to pata chala ki wo ek ladke ko ishare
kar rahi thi ... jo ki usi gaav ka tha ... kyuki usko maine saadi ke kaam me
dekha tha ....

mai chup chap dono ke ishare dekhne laga ... ki tabhi us ladki ki nazar
mujhse takrai ... use samajhte der nahi lagi ki maine sab dekh liya hai ...
dar ke mare uska bura haal ho gaya ...

uski halat dekh meri hasi nikal gai ... aur maine apni nazre ghuma li ...
aur fir se apne khane per focus kiya .... ki tabhi wo ladki mere paas aayi
...

LADKI --- nikhil ... mujhe aapse kuch baat karni hai ...
MAI --- kis bare me ...

LADKI --- aap jante hai .. kis bare me ..

MAI --- accha ... to bataiye ..

ladki kuch der khamosh rahi fir idhar udhar dekh kar boli ...

LADKI --- uska naam MOHIT hai ... isi gaav me rehta hai ... bahut accha
ladka hai ...

MAI --- to ye sab mujhe kyu bata rahi ho ...

LADKI --- hum dono ek dusre se pyar karte hai ... aur saadi karna chahte
hai ...
MAI --- ok ... ye to acchi baat hai ...

LADKI --- ek problem hai ... hum dono ek hi gaav ke hai ...

MAI --- yaar ... jab tum dono ek dusre se pyar karte ho ... saadi karna
chahte ho .. aur sabse acchi baat ki dono ek hi gaav ke ho ... to problem
kis baat ki ...

LADKI --- ye hi to problem hai .. ki hum ek hi gaav ke hai ...

MAI -- yaar ye kaisi problem hai ... accha ek baat batao ... ye mohit karta
kya hai ...

LADKI --- kheti karta hai ... khud ki zameen hai ...
MAI --- waaw ... to bhai sahab kisaan hai ... ye to Garv ki baat hai ... ki
wo kheti karta hai ... warna aaj kal to sab ladke sahar bhagne ki firak me
rehte hai ... sirf 3-4 hazar ki naukari ke liye jaan dete hai .. per kisaani
nahi karte ....
to problem ye hai ki wo kisaan hai ... aur tumhare ghar wale koi sarkari
naukar chahte honge ...

LADKI --- nahi aisi koi baat nahi ... mere ghar wale to kya .. pura gaav
mohit ko pasand karta hai ... uski har baat mante hai ... asli problem ye
hai ki is gaav ka ek riwaz hai ki ladka ladki agar ek hi gaav ke hai to wo
kabhi saadi nahi kar sakte ... unhe dusre gaav ke ladke ya ladki se hi
saadi karni padti hai ...

MAI --- ye kaisa ghatiya riwaz hai ... jab itna accha ladka apne hi gaav
me maujood ho to bahar ladka dhoondne ki kya jarurat hai ... usi se saadi
kyu nahi kar dete ....

LADKI --- ye sadiyo se chalta aa raha hai ... hum kuch nahi kar sakte ...
MAI --- kya bakwas hai ye ... mai baat karta hu tumhare ghar walo se ...

LADKI --- nahi nahi ... aisa kabhi mat karna ... agar unhe bhanak bhi lag
gai ki hum dono ek dusre ko chahte hai to wo hame jaan se maar denge
...

ye sunkar to mere hosh hi udd gaye ...

MAI --- pagal ho kya ... duniya ka koi bhi maa baap apne bacche ke
saath aisa nahi kar sakta ... are Zara si kharoch hame lagti hai to dard
unhe hota hai ...

is baat per wo fiki si mushkaan liye boli ...

LADKI --- nikhil .. abhi tum gaav ke niyamo aur riwazo ke bare me kuch
nahi jante ... gaav bahar se jitna sundar aur nispaap nazar aata hai ...
ander se utna hi khokhla aur nirdayi hota hai ...
yaha ke log apni maan maryada ke liye khud ki jaan de sakte hai .. to kisi
ki jaan le bhi sakte hai ...chahe wo koi apna saga hi kyu na ho ...

MAI --- lekin ye sab galat hai ...

LADKI --- baat sahi galat ki nahi hai ... baat riwaj ki hai ... jise hum sabhi
gaav walo ko manna hi padta hai ... do logo ne himmat dikhai thi ... is
niyam ko badalne ki ... apne pyar ke liye pure samaj ke khilaf khade ho
gaye the ... per natija kya hua ... dono ki jaan chali gai ... hamara samaj
pyar mohabbat ko nahi manti .. unke liye sirf unka osool hi bada hota hai
..

ye kehte kehte ... uski aankho se aanshu ki do boonde giri ... usne zaldi
se apne aanshu ponche .. aur boli ...

LADKI --- agar tum chahte ho ki hamara bhi waisa hi hasra ho to jaroor
bata dena ... waise bhi aisi zindagi jeene se kya fayda ..

itna keh kar wo palti aur chali gai ... mai bas use jate hue dekhta raha ....

pata nahi kyu ... uske aanshu dekh ... mera dil bhi ro pada tha ... dum
ghutne sa laga tha ...
maine plate wahi zameen per rakkhi .. aur bahar chala aaya .... fir se
ghar ki chaat per jakar boundary ke paas khada ho gaya aur sochne laga
...

MAI (man me )--- kya koi insaan apne aadarsho ke liye apne hi bacche
ka khoon baha sakta hai ... kya insaan itna gir gaya hai ...

dosto kuch sawal aise hote hai jinke jawab shayad hame nahi milte ...
insaan bada ya unki maan maryada .. ye ek aisa sawal hai jiska jawab
mujhe abhi tak nahi mila ...
shayad aap log ke paas ho ...

mai chaat pe pareshan sa khada us ladki ki kahi har baat ko soch raha
tha ...
ki yaha ke log aisa kyu karte hai .. kyu do pyar karne walo ko milne nahi
dete ...
kyu ye samaj unke beech deewar banke khadi ho jati hai .. kyu unke
pairo me maan maryada ki bediya daal di jati hai ..

ek anjaan ladki ... jiska mai naam tak nahi janta .. uski dil ki halat jaan kar
jab mujhe takleef ho sakti hai to ye unka ye dard uske ghar wale kyu nahi
samajh sakte ...
man kar raha tha ki goli maar du aise insaano ko jo in ghatiya riwajo ko
insaniyat se bada samajhte hai ....
per mai ashaay tha ... chah kar bhi kuch nahi kar sakta tha ...
aise log na dar se .. na maar se ... aur na pyar se .. kisi bhi bhasa me
nahi samajhte ...

mai isi pareshani me chaat pe khada tha ki tabhi mera mobile baja ... mai
dekha to bhabhi ka call tha .. maine turant receive kiya ...

MAI --- haa bhabhi ... kya hua ...

BHABHI --- kaha hai tu ... kab se dhund rahi hu tujhe ..

MAI --- kyu kuch kaam tha ...

BHABHI --- are nahi ... kafi der se tu dikh nahi raha tha to puch liya ...
kaha hai tu ...
MAI --- mai chaat pe hu ...

BHABHI --- itni raat ko yu chaat pe kya kar raha hai ... tu theek to hai na
...

MAI --- aisi koi baat nahi hai ... bas man kiya to aa gaya ...

BHABHI --- chal theek hai .. ab neeche aa ja .. seema ke room me ... sab
yahi baithe hai ... tu bhi aa ja ...

MAI --- kuch der aur rehne do na ... accha lag raha hai yaha ...

BHABHI --- nahi bola na ... chal neeche aa ... kuch der mere paas bhi
baith ...

itna keh kar bhabhi ne call cut kar di... aur mai beman se neeche seema
ke room me chala gaya ...

seema aur uska pati wahi baithe the ... aur saath me aur bhi log the ...

mai bhabhi ke paas Jake baith gaya ... aur chup chap sabki baate sunne
laga ... hansi mazak chal raha tha ... sabhi seema aur uske pati ko cheed
rahe the ... sabhi khus the ... yaha tak ki wo ladki bhi ... use dekh kar aisa
lag hi nahi raha tha ki uske dil me itna dard bhara hai ....

tabhi veer bola ...

VEER --- meera ji ... ek gana suna digiye .. to dil khus ho jayega ..

MEERA --- nahi nahi ... mujhe gana nahi aata ...

VEER --- aisa ho hi sakta ... aap jaisi khoobsurat ladki .. aur gana nahi ga
sake ... mai nahi manta ...

MEERA --- sach me .. mujhe gana nahi aata ...

tabhi uske paas baithi ek ladki boli ...

LADKI --- are kyu jhooth bol rahi ho ... abhi kuch der pehle jab sari pehan
rahi thi tab to ga rahi thi .. " sajna hai mujhe .. sajna ke liye " ... ab keh
rahi ho gana nahi aata ...

uski baat sunkar meera ne ghabra kar meri taraf dekha ... jaise ki uski
chori pakdi gai ho ...
mujhe bhi khud ki taraf ghoorta dekh meera ne apni nazre neeche kar li
... aur sharma ke boli ...

MEERA --- dhaat ... kuch bhi bolti ho .. wo to bas aise hi ...

meera ka yu sharmana ... haaye .... meri to jaan hi le li ...

jab suhagraat me ladki ki nazar ladke se takrati hai to wo sharma ke apni
nazar jhuka leti hai ... theek usi tarah meera bhi apni nazre zhukaye hue
sharma rahi thi ...
meera ki is ada ne to mere dil ka sara dard hi bhula diya ... aur mai
mazak me bola ...
MAI --- lagta hai bathroom singer hai ...

meri baat pe sabhi hans pade .. siway meera ke ... wo mujhe dekhti rahi
..
tabhi aachanak usne gana suru kar diya ....

kasam se dosto usne apna dil cheer ke rakh diya tha is gaane me ..

" mai tenu samjhawa ki ...

na tere bina lagda jee ...
tu ki jaane pyaar mera ...
mai karoo intejar tera ...
tu dil tui-yon jaan meri ...

mai tenu samjhawa ki ..

na tere bina lagda jee ...
tu ki jaane pyaar mera ...
mai karoo intejar tera ..
tu dil tui-yon jaan meri ..
mai tenu samjhawa ki ..
na tere bina lagda jee...

tenu chadd ke kitthe jawa ..

tu mera parchhavaa .....
tere mukhde vich hi mai taa ...
rab nu apne pawaa ....
meri duaa...... haaye
sajda tera kardi sadaa ...
tu sun iqraar mera ...
mai karoo intejar tera ..
tu dil tui-yon jaan meri ...

mai tenu samjhawa ki ...

na tere bina lagda jee ..... " " "

is gaane ke saath usne itni saralta se apne dil ka haal mujhe baya kar
diya ...

waha maujood sabhi ke liye ye sirf ek gaana matra tha ... magar is gaane
ke ander chupe dard ko sirf meera aur mai hi samajh paa rahe the ...

pure kamre me taaliyo ki gunj thi ... lekin khamosh the to sirf mai aur
meera ... hum bas ek dusre ki aankho me dekhe ja rahe the ...

na mai usse nazar hatana chahta tha .. aur na wo mujhse apne nazre fer
rahi thi ...

dosto hum dono ek dusre ki aankho me khoye hue the .. duniya ki koi
khabar nahi thi ...

tabhi bhabhi ki aawaj sunai padi ...

BHABHI --- ab nikku ki bari ...

ye sunte hi mai hosh me aaya aur bola ...

MAI --- are nahi nahi .. mai koi gaana waana nahi gaane wala ...

BHABHI --- kyu nahi gayega ... meera ne gaya ab tu bhi gaa ...

MAI --- abhi mujhe koi gaana yaad nahi hai ..

BHABHI --- nikku bahane mat bana .. zaldi se suru ho ja ...

tabhi meera bol padi ..

MEERA --- rehne do bhabhi .. jo bathroom singar hote hai ... wo sabke
samne nahi gaa pate ...

sala ye to insult ho gaya ... ab to gaana hi padega ...

per mai bhi kam nahi tha ... jaan bujh kar aisa gaana gaya ki gaate hi
sabhi ne chup kara diya ...

" " " do hanso ka joda ...

bichad gayo re ........

do hanso ka joda ..
bichad gayo re ........

gajab bhayo rama ...

julam bhayo re ..........

gajab bhayo rama....

julam bhayo re .......... " " "

kasam se dosto ... bas itna hi gaa paya tha ki sabhi ek saath bol pade ...
are ye kya gaa rahe ho ... aise acche mauke pe ye upsaguni gaana gaa
rahe ho ....

MAI --- to aur kya karu ... mujhe iske alawa aur koi gaana nahi aata ...

tabhi bhabhi boli ...

BHABHI --- tu rehne hi de ... abhi abhi inki saadi hui hai .. aur tu bichadne
ka gaana gaa raha hai ...

plan kamyaab .... mujhse gaana gawane chale the ... are sher bhi kabhi
gaana gate hai kya ... unki ek halki si dahad hi kafi hai pura jungle hilane
ke liye ... jaise ki maine abhi hila diya sabhi ko bas do line gaa ke ...

uske baad to jaise gaane ki hod si lag gai ... jise man hua gaane laga ...
sale gaa rahe the ya kavita suna rahe the ... pata hi nahi chal raha tha
....

ab mahool bada hi boring ho gaya tha ... to mai utha aur dusre room me
chala gaya ... bed khali thi to let gaya ... aur kab gehri neend me chala
gaya pata hi nahi chala ...

subah Rone ki aawaj se meri neend tuti ... ghar ki aurte haaye tauba
macha rahi thi ...

mai uth kar bahar gaya to dekha seema ki vidai samaroh chal raha tha
...
ab bitiya Vida le rahi hai to Rona dhona to hoga hi ... per yaha ka nazara
sabse hat ke tha ...

chachi kona pakad ke Rone me lagi thi ... to mami apni chaati peet rahi
thi ...
mausi zameen me baith kar dahade maar rahi thi ... to maa usi zameen
me paltiya kha rahi thi ...

unhe dekh kar baki ki aurte bhi Rone me lagi thi ... aisa lag raha tha ki
beti sasural nahi balki shamshan ja rahi ho ...

ab aise bhi koi rota hai bhala ...

khair do ghante tak Rone ka program chalta raha .. fir mahool thoda
shant hua .... aur sab ghar ke kaamo me lag gaye ...

mai ghar me baitha bor hone laga to socha kyu na bahar ghoom lu ...

mai bahar nikalne hi wala tha ki meera ne peeche se aawaj lagai ...

MEERA --- ab tum kaha chal diye ...

MAI --- bor hi raha tha to socha bahar ghoom aau ...

MEERA --- chalo mai bhi chalti hu ...

MAI --- tum ... chalogi mere saath ...

MEERA --- kyu .. ab saath kahi ja bhi nahi sakti ...

MAI --- are bhadak kyu rahi ho ... chalo na ...

fir hum dono nikal pade gaav bhraman ke liye .... sach me dosto aaj
meera ka saath mujhe bahut accha lag raha tha ...

kehne ko to hum dono ke beech khamoshi thi ... magar aaj is khamoshi
ka ek alag hi maza tha ...

hum dono gaav ghoomne nikal pade ... aaj meera ka saath mujhe bahut
accha lag raha tha ..

kehne ko to hum dono hi khamosh the ... per is khamoshi ka bhi ek alag
maza tha ...

hum ghar se kafi dur nikal gaye the ... na wo kuch bol rahi thi aur na mai
...

gaav ke wo tedhe medhe ,kacche raste ... un rasto ke agal bagal

,lehlahate khet aur bageeche ..
sahar ki bheed bhaad aur pollution se dur gaav ka suddha aur shant
vatavaran ....
unche unche ped ... aur un pedo per reh rahe chidiyo ki madhur sangeet
...

kasam se dosto ek pal ke liye aisa laga jaise ki kisi aur hi duniya me
pahuc gaya hu ...

mana ki shahar me dhero shukh suvidaye hai ... per asliyat to ye hai ki
gaav ki baat hi kuch nirali hoti hai ... prakriti ka aisa adbhut nazara
shahro me kaha hota hai ...

kudrat ki di hui koi bhi cheej yaha ke logo ke liye bekar nahi hoti ... chahe
wo sukhi ghaas se chara banana ho .. ya gobar se khaad aur uple ..

in uplo ki aanch se bane khane ka test bhi bada hi nirala hota hai dosto ..
aisa swaad aapko kisi bhi 5 star hotel me bhi nahi milega ...
shahar me bhook hai ki lagti hi nahi .. aur yaha .. bhook hai ki mit ti hi
nahi ...
kulmilakar mai ye keh sakta hu ki gaav se hi sahar ka astitva hai ...

khair hum dono ghoomte -2 ek bageeche me pahuc gaye ... jaha kafi
sare Ber ke ped the ...
ab aap sab to ladkiyo ka jante hi hai ... ber ,imli ,keri dekhi ki nahi zhapat
padti hai ...
bhagwaan Jane kya test milta hai ...

meera ka bhi ye hi haal tha ... ber dekhe ki nahi lagi uchalne ...

MEERA --- nikhil ... ber la ke do na ... mujhe khane hai ...

lo kar lo baat ... insaan ki kad ke barabar hote hai ber ke ped ... fir bhi la
ke do ...

MAI --- are haath ke paas hi to lage hai ... tod lo ..

MEERA --- tum mere liye itna sa bhi nahi kar sakte na ... mat karo .. mai
khud hi tod lungi ..

ye keh kar meera muh fula kar ped ki taraf badhne lagi .. to maine use
rokte hue bola ...

MAI --- ruko ... mai lata hu ... kante lage hai ... chubh jayenge ...

ye keh kar mai ped ki taraf badh gaya ... aur ber todne laga ....

zindagi me aaj pehli baar maine kisi ke liye kuch kiya ... dil ko bada hi
sukun mil raha tha ...
haath me kante bhi chubhe ... magar us chubhan ka ek agal hi ahsaas
tha dosto ....

kafi sare ber todkar maine meera ko diye ... aur meera ke sare ber apne
duppate ke pallu me rakhkar .. sabse pehle mere haatho ko check kiya
...
haath me ek do jagah halke halke kharoch lag gaye the ... jise dekh
meera boli ...

MEERA --- ye kya tumhe to choot lag gai ...

maine thoda attitude dikhate hue bola ...

MAI --- are mardo ko aise choot to lagte hi rehte hai ... mard ko dard nahi
hota ...

to wo bhi ek ada se muskurati hui boli ...

MEERA --- acchi baat hai ...

itna keh kar wo ber khane lagi ... yaar mera to sara attitude hi fuss ho
gaya ... mujhe laga ki Hindi filmo ki tarah meera apna dupatta faad kar
mere haath me bandhegi ... magar aisa kuch nahi hua ... wo to maze se
ber khane lagi ...

MAI --- yaar tum filme nahi dekhti ... jab kisi ladke ko choot lag jati hai to
ladki kis tarah apna dupatta faad ke bandh deti hai ...

MEERA --- aisa sochna bhi mat ... bahut mahanga sute hai ... aur iski
matching dupatta aur nahi milega ... bhool jaao ...

yaar badi matlabi hoti hai ye ladkiya ... kisi ki jaan jaye ... per inki
matching kharab na ho ....

maine socha kyu na thodi ungli ki jaye ..

MAI --- yaar tum ladkiya .. ye sab bekar ki cheeje kyu khati ho ... ber ,imli
,keri ... kya test milta hai ...

MEERA --- are inka khatta meetha test .. bahut hi accha lagta hai ...

MAI --- accha ... to pregnancy ke samay tum logo ko aisa kya ho jata hai
ki ye sab khane ke liye mar jati ho ...

meera mujhe ghoorte hui boli ...

MEERA --- kyu ... tumhe ye jaan kar kya karna hai ...

MAI --- yaar mere ko janna hai ... aur kisi se puch nahi sakta ... to tum hi
bata do ...
MEERA --- tum to aise bol rahe ho .. jaise ki mai pregnant hu ...

MAI --- are to kitna time lagta hai pregnant hone me ...

ye bol ke mai chup ho gaya ... kyuki mai samajh gaya tha ki mazak
mazak me kuch zyada hi bol diya ...

meera gusse se boli ...

MEERA --- idiot ho ek number ke ... gadhe ho gadhe ... bewkoof .... kabhi
nahi sudhar sakte ...

itna keh kar meera waha se Jane lagi ... aur mai bhi uske peeche peeche
use manata hua chalne laga ...

meera gusse me badbadati hui chali ja rahi thi ... aur mai use manane ki
puri kosis kar raha tha ...

dosto aaj pata chala ki roothne ,manane ka ek alag hi maza hai ...
girlfriend gusse se laal chahra liye apna muh fulaye baithi ho ... aur aap
use tarah tarah ka lalach dekar manane ki kosis kar rahe ho ... to kitna
maza aata hai ...
haa wo baat alag hai ki kiye gaye dhero waado me se sirf ek do hi pura
kar pate hai ... kyuki usse zyada hamari jeb allowed nahi karti ...

theek usi tarah mai bhi meera ka gussa shant karne ke liye use rishwat
dene ki kosis kar raha tha ...

MAI --- yaar tum bhadak kyu gai ... mai to sirf mazak kar raha tha ...

MEERA --- itna ganda mazak bhi koi karta hai ... chee ....

MAI --- yaar plz shant ho jaao ... dekho agar tum shant ho gai na to mai
tumhe tumhari manpasanp ki chocolate dunga ....

ye sunte hi meera ruk gai .. aur boli ...

MEERA --- accha ... sirf chocolate ...

MAI --- are yaar tumhe jo chahiye wo dunga ... ab to khus ...

meera muskurati hui boli ..

MEERA --- haa bahut khus ... mujhe meri manpasanp ki dress dilani hogi
..

MAI --- ok ... waise kitne tak ki hogi wo dress ... 500 ya 600 ...

meera hairani se meri or dekhti hui boli ...

MEERA --- dress hai ... tumhari chaddhi ,baniyan nahi jo 500-600 rs. me
aa jayegi ...

MAI --- kya baat kar rahi ho ... 500-600 ki chaddhi ,baniyan .. mai to
footpath se 95 rs. me dono le aata hu ... 50 ki chaddhi aur 50 ki baniyan
... dono ek saath lene per 5 rs. wapas kar dete hai ...

MEERA --- tumhare jaise kanjoosh log hi honge jo 95 rs ki chaddhi

baniyan pahante honge ...

MAI --- yaar wo sab pahan kar kisi ke samne mujra thode hi karna hota ..
ander ki baat hai kuch bhi pahan lo ... haa agar mai superman hota to
branded chaddhi khareedta ... waise tum log kitne wala khareedte ho ...
footpath se leti ho ya dukan se ...

ye mai kya bak raha hu ... mushkil se gussa thanda kiya tha ... fir se
bhadka diya ....

maine darte darte uski or dekha ... pura chahra gusse se tamtama gaya
tha ...
mai kuch bolta usse pehle wo bol padi ...

MEERA --- kutte ki dum ho ... ek saal tak pipe me daal kar bhi rakh do ..
fir bhi tedhi ki tedhi ...

itna bolkar wo fir se chalne lagi ... aur mai fir se uske peeche -2 maafi
mangta hua chalne laga ...

hum thoda aage nikle hi the ki ek Buddha bagal se gujarta hua

mushkurate hue bola ...

BUDDHA --- ber kha rahe ho ....

mai man me ... nahi sale ... kela kha raha hu ... jab dekh raha hai ki haath
me ber hai .. fir bhi " ber kha rahe ho " ...

tabhi meera bol padi ...

MEERA --- haa baba ... bahut hi meethe hai ...

BUDDHA --- garmiyo me aana dono log ... yaha ke aam bhi bahut
famous hai ...

MEERA -- haa baba jaroor aaungi ... magar is bander ke saath nahi ...

MAI --- haa koi khoobsurat gorilla dhoondh ke layegi apne liye ...

MEERA --- jo bhi hoga tumse to accha hi hoga ...

hum dono isi tarah lad rahe the ...

Buddha mushkurate hue bola ...

BUDDHA --- lagta hai pati patni ho ...

MAI --- patni aur ye ... dimag nahi kharab hua hai mera ...
MEERA --- haa to mai kon sa mari ja rahi hu tumse saadi karne ko ...

tabhi Buddha serious hokar bola. ..

BUDDHA --- lagta hai tum dono premi premika ho ... aur koi tum dono ko
is tarah dekh le usse pehle chale jaao yaha se ... warna anjaam accha
nahi hoga ....
uski baat se hum dono shocked reh gaye ...

MAI --- kyu baba ... aap aisa kyu bol rahe hai ...

Buddha gusse se bola ...

BUDDHA --- jitna kaha hai utna karo ... bhaag jaao yaha se ... warna kisi
gaav wale ko tumhari bhanak bhi lagi to anjaam theek nahi hoga ...

MEERA --- kyu baba ... aisa kya kiya hai hamne ... kya pyar karna
gunaah hai ...

BUDDHA --- is gaav me paap hai ... tum log yaha ke nahi ho isliye sirf
saza di jayegi ... agar yaha ke hote to kaat diye jate ...

buddhe ki baate sunkar meera bahut dar gayi thi ... usne kas ke mera
haath pakad liya aur boli ...

MEERA --- plz nikhil .. chalo yaha se ... mujhe bahut dar lag raha hai ...

per mai aise kaise ja sakta tha ... ye hi janna chahta tha mai ki aisi kon si
baat hai jisse ye gaav wale pyar shabdh se nafrat karte hai ... aur ye baat
mujhe sirf ye Buddha hi bata sakta tha ...

meera baar baar mujhe waha se chalne ko bol rahi thi ... dar uski aankho
me saaf zhalak raha tha ...

maine uske chahre ko apne dono haatho me thaam liya aur bola ...

MAI --- daro mat ... mai saath hu na ... kuch nahi hone dunga tumhe ...

ye sunte hi meera shant ho gai ... aur mai uska haath pakad kar us
buddhe ke peeche chal pada ...

MAI --- ruko baba ... mujhe janna hai ki aakhir aisi kya baat hai jisse ye
gaav wale pyar se itna nafrat karte hai ....

Buddha ruka aur palta ... aankhe gusse se laal ho chuki thi ...
BUDDHA ---- bhaag ja yaha se ... mai kuch nahi bolunga ...
MAI --- nahi ... mai kahi Jane wala nahi ... chahe to aap pura gaav ikattha
kar lo ... fir wo log chahe to hamari jaan hi le le ... per mai wo baat Jane
bina nahi Jane wala ....

Buddha meri najdeek aake meri aankho me aankhe daal ke bola ...

BUDDHA --- bahut ziddi hai tu ... per kya sun payega wo hadsa ... jo aaj
se 30 saal pehle is gaav me ghata tha ... kayamat ki raat thi wo ... dil
dehla dene wala manzar tha wo ... rooh tak kanp jaye aisa bhayanak
nazara tha wo ... kya sun payega tu ...

MAI --- haa baba ... mujhe sunna hai ...

BABA --- theek hai ... chal mere saath ...

ye keh kar baba aage aage aur hum peeche -2 usi bageeche ke aur
ander Jane lage ...

kuch dur Jane ke baad hame ek jhopda dikha ... jo usi baba ka tha ...
hum ander gaye ... waha sirf ek hi charpai thi aur kuch bartan the ... zahir
hi baat thi wo Buddha waha akela hi rehta tha ...

mai aur meera usi charpai me baith gaye ... meera itni dari hui thi ki bilkul
mujhse chipak kar baith gai ... baba hamare samne zameen per baith
gaya ...

kuch der tak waha khamoshi chaai rahi ... fir Buddha bolna suru kiya ...

kasam se dosto baat sunkar hamari to rooh hi kanp gayi ...

mai aur meera charpai me baithe ek tuk baba ko dekhe ja rahe the .. per
baba chup chap sar zhukaye baitha tha ...

MAI --- kya hua baba ... bataiye na ..

BABA --- soch raha hu ki kaha se suru karu ... 30 saal purani baat hai ...
kehne ko to us ghatna ko hue ek lamba arsa ho gaya ... per jab bhi wo
wakya yaad aata hai to dil dehal jata hai ...
pehle hamara ye gaav aisa nahi tha .. har taraf sirf pyar hi pyar tha ...
bahut khusi aur sukoon se rehte the hum ... lekin pata nahi kiski nazar
lagi hamare gaav ko ki yaha ke log pyar shabdh se nafrat karne lage ....

MAI --- baba ... paheliya mat bujhao ... saaf saaf batao ki aisa kya hua
tha 30 saal pehle ...

baba aage bolna suru karta hai ....

BABA --- is gaav ke utter disha me ek jungle hai ... jaha se jungle suru
hota hai theek usi se lagkar 2 ghar hai ... jo aaj sirf khandar hai ....
lekin 30 saal pehle waha 2 pariwar raha karte the ... RAM PRASAD aur
DEVI LAAL .... dono gehre dost the ... un dono ka pariwar pure gaav me
sabse bada tha dono ke pariwar me lagbhag 15-16 sadasya the ... bade
pariwar ke saath saath unka pariwar kafi sampanna tha ...

pura gaav un dono ki bahut izzat karta tha ... kyuki un dono ne sab kuch
apni mehnat ke bal per banaya tha ...
unki mehnat pure gaav le liye ek aadarsh thi ... are is gaav ka guroor the
wo dono ...
kehne ko to ram prasad aur devi laal dost the .. per rehte hamesha bhai
jaise the ... dono ke pariwaro me koi bhed nahi tha ... sab mil kar rehte ...
subah shaam sirf ek hi chulha jalta tha .. jisme dono pariwaro ki bahuye
mil kar khana banati thi ..
unka aapas me itna pyar itna apna pan dekhkar pura gaav jhoomta tha
...

per kehte hai na samay ek sa nahi rehta ... jaha khusi hai waha dukh bhi
hote hai .... kaal ki Ku dristi in per aisi padi ki wo hasta khelta dono
pariwar tahas nahas ho gaya ...
ye kaal aur koi nahi unke ghar ke hi do log the ... ram prasad ka beta
KISHOR aur devi laal ki beti DIVYA ....
dono ek saath padhe .. ek saath bade hue ... har kaam saath me karte
the ... ab kisko pata tha ki unka is tarah saath rehna unke dilo me ek
dusre ke liye pyar jaga dega ....
pura pariwar unke is riste se bekhabar tha .. aur wo dono apni us nayi
duniya me aage badhte chale gaye ...

fir ek din divya ka rista paas ke gaav ke zameen daar ke bete se tay ho
gai ... dono pariwar ke saath saath pura gaav khus tha ... siway KISHOR
aur DIVYA ke ... kyuki wo dono to kabhi ek dusre se alag rehne ka soch
bhi nahi sakte the ...

isi ke chalte ek din dono ghar se bhaag gaye .. aur apne peeche chhod
gaye pure pariwar ki tabahi ....

jab ram prasad aur devi laal ko pata chala ki unke baccho ne kitna bada
paap kiya hai to wo dono ye bardast nahi kar sake ... kyuki jo izzat .. jo
samman unhone itni mehnat se kamai thi ... sab ek hi pal me bikhar gaya
tha .... isse pehle ki gaav wale unhe taane mare ,unhe zaleel kare ... un
dono ne maut ko gale laga liya ....

wo raat kayamat ki raat thi ... jab dono ne zahar kha ke apni jaan de di ...
un dono ke marne ka sadma pariwar walo se saha na gaya ... aur un
logo ne bhi apni jaan de di ....
maut ka tandaw mach gaya tha dono gharo me ... kuch ne fansi laga li ..
to kuch ne chaku se apna gala kaat liya ... aur kuch kuwe me kud kar
apni jaan di ...

pure ghar me khoon aur laase thi ... jab tak ye khabar gaav bhar me faili
tab tak bahut der ho chuki thi ... koi nahi bacha tha un dono pariwaro me
se ...
wo bhayanak manzar jisne bhi dekha uski rooh tak kanp gai ....
us raat pura gaav roya tha ...
kisi pariwar ka itna dardnaak ant shayad hi kisi ne socha hoga ....
aur iski wajah the sirf kishor aur divya ... jinhone sirf apne swarth ke liye
pure pariwar ko bali de di ....

kehte kehte baba chup ho gaye .... kuch der tak kamre me khamoshi
chaai rahi ... meera dar ke mare bilkul mujhse chipak gai thi ....
maine baba se bola ...

MAI --- baba ... to fir kishor aur divya ka kya hua ... kya kabhi wo laut kar
aaye the ....

ye sunte hi baba ne gusse se meri or dekha ... unki aankhe laal ho chuki
thi ... aisi aankhe dekh kar to ek pal ke liye mai bhi dar gaya ....
baba gurrate hue bola ...

BABA --- maar dala unhe bhi ... zinda jala diya dono ko ... usi ghar me ...
pure gaav ne milkar ... jinhone aisa ghinona kaam kiya ho unhe jeene ka
koi haq nahi tha ....
dono sahar me chipe the ... gaav ke ek aadmi ne unhe dekh liya ... fir kya
tha utha laye dono ko yaha ... aur zinda jala diya ....
tab se aaj tak is gaav ke logo ke dil me pyar shabdh se nafrat hai ... aur
kisi pariwar ke saath aisa na ho isliye yaha aise niyam banaye gaye ...

ab tum dono jaao yaha se .... isse pehle ki gaav walo ko tum dono ki
bhanak bhi lage ... chale jaao ....

maine meera ki or dekha ... uski aanshuo se bheegi dard bhari aankho
me sirf waha se chalne ki guhaar thi ...
ab mai bhi waha aur rukna sahi nahi samjha ... kyuki jo sach mujhe pata
chala usse mai pura hill chuka tha ....

mai khada hua aur meera ka haath pakad kar jhopde se bahar aa gaya
... aur seedha ghar ki or chalne laga ....

sari sacchai pata chalne ke baad mera to dimag hi ghoom gaya tha ...

kuch samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki kya react karu ... kise dosh du ...

ek baar lagta ki galti kishor aur divya ki thi ... jinhone apne swarth ke liye
pure pariwar ka ant kar diya ...

fir lagta ki galti unke pitao ki thi ... agar wo aatmhatya nahi karte to halat
aisi nahi hoti ...

lekin wo dono bhi kya karte ... unke baccho ne aisa kaam hi kiya tha ki
unke paas aur koi vikalp nahi tha ...

ek taraf mere dimag me yuddha chal raha tha .. aur dusri tarah mai chup
chap meera ka haath pakad kar chale ja raha tha ...
hum kuch hi dur gaye the ki meri kaano me meera ki sisakne ki halki si
aawaj aayi ...

mai uski or dekh to paya ki wo ro rahi hai ... mai khada ho gaya aur bola
...

MAI --- kya hua ... ro kyu rahi ho ...

per usne koi jawab nahi diya ... bas aanshu bhare aankho se meri or
dekhti rahi ...
maine fir se pucha ...

MAI --- kya hua ... kuch bologi bhi ..

mera itna bolna tha ki meera kas ke mere gale lag gai ... aur betahasa
rone lagi ...

kasam se dosto aaj pehli baar mujhe dar lag raha tha ... wo bhi sirf
meera ko lekar ... wo jis tarah mujhse lipat kar ro rahi thi ... aisa lag raha
tha jise ki use bahut takleef ho rahi ho ...

mere dil ki dhadkan badh gai thi ... ro wo rahi thi per dard mujhe ho raha
tha ... na Jane aisa kyu ho raha tha ..

maine bhi meera ko apni baaho me kas liya ... aur bola ...

MAI --- chup ho jaao yaar .. kyu ro rahi ho ... plz kuch to bolo ...

meera sisakte hue boli ...

MEERA --- mujhe bahut dar lag raha hai ...

MAI --- kyu dar rahi ho ... mai hu na .. tumhe kuch nahi hone dunga ...
mare rehte hue koi tumhe chu bhi nahi sakta ...
MEERA --- kyu laaye mujhe yaha ... tumhare saath ye soch ke nikli thi ki
kuch der dono akele time bitayenge ... per tum .... bahut gande ho ... aur
kitna sataoge mujhe ...

maine dheere se meera ko apne se alag kiya .. aur uske aanshu ponchte
hue bola ...
MAI --- sorry ... maaf kar do ... mai yaha kisi kaam se aaya tha ... mujhe
nahi pata tha ki tum itna dar jaaogi ...

MEERA --- kaam ... kaisa kaam ...

fir maine saadi ki raat ko us ladki se hui sari baat meera ko bata di ....
sab sunne ke baad meera kuch normal hui aur boli ...

MEERA --- oh .. to ye baat hai .. tum ANU se ye baat kar rahe the ... mai
to Sochi ki tum mujhe jalane ke liye usse baat kar rahe the ...

MAI --- accha to uska naam Anu hai .. mujhe to pata hi nahi tha ... waise
ek baar socha tha ki tumhe jalau ... per ho nahi paya ...

MEERA --- oye ... khabardar ... jo aur kisi ladki se baat bhi ki to ... muh
noch lungi tumhara ...

MAI --- accha ... khud karo to kuch nahi .. mai karu to muh noch lungi ...

MEERA --- maine kya kiya ...

MAI --- kyu ... veer ko bhool gai kya ... baate to aise kar rahi thi ki jaise
bichde hue premi ho ...

ye sunte hi meera khilkhila kar hans padi ....

MEERA --- duffer ho sach me ... hum kya baat kar rahe the pata hai
tumhe ... aur maine uski tareef isliye ki thi ki wo sach me ek accha insaan
hai ... iska matlab ye nahi mai usse pyar karne lagi thi ...

meera ne apni dono baahe mere gale me dalte hue boli ..

MEERA -- jab dil kisi idiot per aa gaya ho ... to fir koi genius kya cheej hai
...

bilkul khula proposal de rahi thi ... magar itni zaldi haa kar du .. mai wo
cheej nahi ...
maine uski baahe apne gale se hataya ... aur bola ...
MAI --- ye sab baate hum baad me karenge ... pehle ye batao ki koi plan
hai tumhare paas Anu aur mohit ko ek karne ka ...

MEERA --- wo sab mai nahi sochti ... haa per itna jaroor janti hu ki
tumhare paas koi na koi plan jaroor hai ...

MAI --- haa hai ek plan ... dekhte hai kaam karta hai ya nahi ...

MEERA --- kya plan hai batao na ...

MAI --- abhi nahi ... per zald hi pata chal jayega ... bas sahi mauka mil
jaaye ...

MEERA --- jo karna zaldi karna ... aaj ka hi din hai tumhare paas ... kal
hame wapas bhi Jana hai ...

MAI --- haa pata hai .... aaj shaam ko hi kuch karta hu ...

tabhi mera phone ring hone laga ... bhabhi ki call thi .... 1 baj gaya tha ...
khana khane bula rahi thi ...

call cut karke mai aur meera ghar ke liya chal pade ....

kuch hi der me hum ghar pahuche ...

ghar me kafi shanti thi ... shayad thakawat ka asar tha ... kafi log so rahe
the ... mai bhabhi ko dhoondne laga ...

tabhi ek room se bhabhi ki aawaj aayi ...

BHABHI -- idhar aa jaao tum dono ...

hum usi room me chale gaye ... room me sirf bhabhi hi thi ...

BHABHI --- kaha gaye the dono ...

MEERA --- bhabhi hum bas aise hi gaav ghoomne gaye the ...
bhabhi mushkura kar mere se boli. ..

BHABHI --- waah .. kya baat hai nikku ... apni hone wali biwi ko gaav
ghuma rahe ho ... kabhi hamare saath to kahi nahi jata ...

MAI --- are nahi bhabhi ... mai to akela hi ja raha tha ... faltu me ye gale
pad gai ...

MEERA --- accha to mai gale pad gai ...

MAI --- aur nahi to kya ... mai bola tha saath chalne ko ...

tabhi bhabhi hame rokte hue boli ...

BHABHI --- ab fir se zhagda mat suru kar dena tum dono ... baitho chup
chap mai khana lagati hu dono ke liye ...

itna keh kar bhabhi bahar Jane lagi .. ki meera boli ...

MEERA --- chaliye bhabhi .. mai bhi chalti hu ...

BHABHI --- koi jarurat nahi ... chup chap baitho ... kal se kuch nahi khaya
... khana kha ke aaram karo ...

itna bolke bhabhi chali gai ... aur mai hairani se meera ko dekhne laga ...

MEERA --- kya hua .. aise kya dekh rahe ho ..

MAI --- yaar ... kal se bina kuch khaye .. kaise reh leti ho ...

MEERA --- sab tumhari wajah se hua hai ...

MAI --- kya ... meri wajah se ... per maine kya kiya ...

MEERA --- kal raat ko tumne ek baar bhi khane ko pucha ... khud to
chabar chabar karke thoose ja rahe the ... jabki mai to tumhare paas hi
khadi thi ... lekin nahi ... bas thoosne ko mil jaye .. duniya gai tel lene ...

MAI --- yaar ... sab to bol hi rahe the khane ko ... isliye mai nahi bola ...
MEERA --- mai yaha sabke liye nahi aayi hu ... sirf tumhare liye aayi hu
... jab tum hi meri taraf nahi dekhoge ... to mai kaise kha leti ...
MAI --- ajeeb ho yaar ... sach me

MEERA --- mai to aisi hi hu ... ab jab khana aa hi raha hai to meri ek
sharth tumhe manni padegi ...

MAI --- kaisi sharth ...

MEERA --- pehla niwala .. tum hi khilaoge ... warna mai nahi khaungi ...

ab sala ye ek nahi musibat ... bhabhi ke samne kaise ...

MAI --- oye ... pagal ho kya ... D.D.L.J. dekh ke aayi ho ... pehla niwala
tumhare haath se khaungi ... bhabhi ke samne mai kuch nahi karne wala
...

MEERA --- mai kuch nahi janti ... tum mujhe khilaoge to bas khilaoge ...
warna tum to jante hi ho ki mai kitni ziddi hu ...

mai man hi man sochne laga ki yaar ab kya karu ... bhabhi ke samne
kaise khilau ... agar nahi khilata to ye sach me nahi khayegi ... jo ab
mujhe bilkul accha nahi lagega ...

mai soch hi raha tha ki bhabhi aa gai ... haatho me do thali liye ... ek
mujhe diya aur ek meera ko ....

BHABHI --- chalo ab zaldi se khana kha lo ...

mai haath me thali liye soch raha tha ki kya karu .. tabhi ek idea aaya ...

MAI --- bhabhi .. pani le aao ...

bhabhi uth kar bahar chali gai ... aur isi mauke ka fayda utha kar maine
zaldi se ek niwala meera ke muh ke samne kar diya ...

MAI --- lo .. ab zaldi se thoos lo ...

MEERA --- ye kon sa tareeka hai apni hone wali biwi ko khana khilane ka
.. Zara pyar se khilao na ...

MAI --- are yaar bhabhi aa gai to gadbad ho jayega ... kha lo na zaldi se
..

MEERA --- tum itna darte kyu ho ... hamari saadi tay ho chuki hai ...
bhabhi kuch nahi bolegi ...

MAI --- yaar tum nahi manti bhabhi ko ... mere pure khandaan me pata
chal jayega ki maine tumhe apne haath se khana khilaya hai ... fir pura
ghar milke meri taang khichega ...

MEERA --- to fir zaldi se pyar se khilao na ...

MAI --- lo meri maa ... kha lo ...
MEERA --- maa nahi biwi ...

Marta kya na karta ...bolna hi pada ...

MAI --- lo meri biwi ji ... khana kha lo ... ab to khus ...

meera mushkurate hue ...

MEERA --- haa bahut khus ...

fir usne apna muh khola aur mere haath ka niwala apne muh me bhar
liya ...
lekin khate waqt meri ungli me zor se kaat liya ...
mai cheek pada ...

theek usi waqt bhabhi bhi pani leke waha aa gai ..

BHABHI --- are kya hua ...

ab mai kya bolu ... ek baar bhabhi ko dekh raha tha to ek baar meera ko
... jo sir neeche karke hans rahi thi ...

MAI --- kuch nahi bhabhi ... khana itna accha bana hai ki khane ke saath
apni ungli bhi kaat li ...

ye sun kar bhabhi hans padi ...

BHABHI --- sambhal ke kha ... aise bhi koi khata hai bhala ...

maine ek nazar meera pe mari jo abhi bhi hans rahi thi ....
maine man me socha ... chalo baal baal bach gaya ...
fir mai khana khane me magan ho gaya ... sach kahu dosto ... meera ko
khilane ke baad usi haath se khane ka test kuch zyada hi badh gaya tha
... jis ungli ko usne kanta tha wo ungli jab mere hoontho ko chuti to pure
jism me ek sihran si daud jati ...

khate khate ... maine bhabhi se pucha ...

MAI --- bhabhi ... is gaav me koi mandir nahi hai kya .. jaha shaam ko
aarti hoti ho ...

BHABHI --- haa hai na ... yahi paas me hi hai ... radha krishna ka mandir
hai .. per tu kyu puch raha hai ...

MAI --- soch raha hu ... ek baar ho aau ...

ye sun kar bhabhi hairan reh gai ...

BHABHI --- teri tabiyat to theek hai na ... tu aur mandir jayega ... wo bhi
aarti ke waqt ...

MAI --- kyu nahi ja sakta kya ...

BHABHI --- jo bhagwaan ke naam se itna chidhta hai. .. wo mandir Jane

ki baat kar raha hai ... badi ajeeb baat hai ...

MEERA --- mere saath rehte rehte sudhar raha hai bhabhi ...

BHABHI --- papa ji sahi keh rahe the ... ise sirf tum hi sudhaar sakti ho ...

MAI --- aisa kuch bhi nahi hai ... aap bas ye batao ki aarti hoti kitne baje
hai ...

BHABHI --- 6 baje shaam ko ....

mai man me socha ... mujhe jo karna hai wo 6 baje se pehle hi karna hai
...

hum khana kha chuke the ... bhabhi aur meera bartan leke bahar chali
gai ... aur mai bed pe let gaya ... aur apne plan ke bare me sochne laga
....

aarti 6 baje honi thi ... aur ghadi me 4 baj rahe the ...

ye hi sahi mauka tha mere plan ko anjaam dene ka ...

mai bed se utha aur dheere se bahar nikalne gala ... mujhe laga ghar me
sabhi log thakawat ki wajah se so rahe honge ...

per mai galat tha ... mai abhi main gate tak pahucha hi tha ki tabhi kisi ne
mere kandhe me haath rakkha ...

mai samajh gaya ki ye bhabhi hi ho sakti hai ... kyuki dopahar ko sone ko
aadat unhe nahi hai ... chahe kitna bhi thaki ho ....

mai palta to meri sari bhavishya wani galat sabit hui ... kyuki samne
meera khadi thi ...
wo mushkurate hue boli ...

MEERA --- kaha chal diye Mr. mujhe akela chhod kar ..

MAI --- yaar tum soi nahi abhi tak ... bhabhi ne aaram karne ko bola tha
na .. raat se jagi ho ... jaao Jake aaram karo ... mujhe thoda kaam hai ...
thodi der me wapas aa jaunga ...

MEERA --- mai bhi chalungi ...

MAI --- bilkul nahi ... mai jaha ja raha hi waha tumhe nahi le ja sakta ...

MEERA --- kyu ... yaha mandir me ladkiya allow nahi hai kya ...

mai man me sochne laga ki yaar ise kaise pata chala ki mai mandir ja
raha hu ...

mai apni soch me hi tha ki meera fir boli ...

MEERA --- kya soch rahe ho ... yahi na ki ye baat mujhe kaise pata chali
...

MAI --- haa ..

MEERA --- are ... abhi khana khate waqt tum hi to mandir ke bare me
bhabhi se puch rahe the ... fir bhabhi ne bola ki tum kabhi mandir to jate
nahi ... tabhi mujhe saq hua ... ki kuch to baat hai .. jaroor kuch gadbad
karne ja rahe ho ...

MAI --- yaar .. mai koi gadbad karne nahi ja raha ... bas ek kosis karna
hai gaav walo ko samjhane ki ...

MEERA --- fir to mai jaroor chalungi ... agar gaav wale tum per bhadak
jaaye ... to koi to akal mand hona chahiye unhe samjhane ke liye ...

time zyada nahi tha ... isliye majburi me meera ko saath Lena hi pada ...

hum dono chup chap ghar se nikal gaye .... thodi hi dur Jane ke baad
hame mandir dikhai pada ....

hum mandir me chale gaye ... radha ,Krishna ka mandir tha ... zyada
bada nahi tha ... per theek thaak tha ....

5 baj chuke the ... per abhi mandir me koi nahi tha ... bilkul sahi samay
tha ...

mai mandir ko acchi tarah se dekh raha tha ... aur meera mujhe ....

MEERA --- waise ... tum karne kya wale ho ...

MAI --- radha ko Krishna se alag ....

ye sunkar to meera ka muh khula ka khula reh gaya ... wo hairat se

mujhe dekhe ja rahi thi ...

MAI --- kya hua ... aisa kya dekh rahi ho ...

MEERA --- dekh rahi hu ... ki tum kitne bade bewkoof ho ... apne pairo
me khud hi kulhadi maar rahe ho ... aisa karne se gaav wale tumhe
chhod denge kya ...

MAI --- isme galat kya hai ... gaav walo ko unhi ki bhasa me samjha raha
hu ...
MEERA --- radha , Krishna ko alag karke ... maar dalenge tumhe ...

MAI --- aise kaise maar dalenge ... is gaav ki to parampara hai na ...
premiyo ko saza dene ki ... to fir wo log radha Krishna ko ek saath kaise
rakh sakte hai ... ye dono bhi to premi premika hai ...

meri ye baat sun kar meera chup ho gai ...

MAI --- dekho meera ... ek ye hi rasta hai ... gaav walo ko samjhane ka ..
aur mujhe ye karna hi hai ...

MEERA --- manti hu tum jo soch rahe ho wo bilkul sahi hai ... lekin agar
gaav wale nahi samjhe to ...

MAI --- ab chahe kuch bhi ho ... kosis to karni hi padegi na ...

MEERA --- lekin tum hi kyu ... aur koi bhi to ye kar sakta hai ...

MAI --- dekho .. kisi na kisi ko to karna hi hai ... ab kya farak padta hai ..
wo mai hou ya koi aur ....

MEERA --- farak padta hai ... bhoolo mat ki tum akele nahi ho ... kai aur
jaane bhi tumhare saath Judi hui hai ... nahi jee sakti mai tumhare bina ...
are meri nahi to kam se kam apni maa aur dadi ka to khayal karo ... kya
wo seh payegi ....

maine koi jawab nahi diya ... aur seedha radha Krishna ki murti ke paas
chala gaya .... aur bola ...

MAI --- maine faisla kar liya hai meera ... ye kaam mai hi karunga ... aage
jo hoga dekha jayega ....

ye keh kar mai Krishna ki murti ko dekhte hue bola ...

MAI --- sorry yaar ... gaav walo ko samjhane ke liye ... kuch der ke liye
tumhari gf ko tumse alag kar raha hu ... gussa mat hona ok ... aur ho
sake to thoda sambhal Lena ... kyuki ye jo pagal ladki peeche khadi hai
na .. bahut pyar karti hai mere se.... waise bhi sab kuch to pata hi hoga
tumhe ... to plz . don't mind haa ...

itna keh kar maine radha ki murti ko utha liya ... aur usi mandir me
Krishna se thodi dur ek kone me rakh diya ....

maine radha ko Krishna se alag kar diya ... bina anjam ki parwaah kiye
....
ye bhi nahi socha ki is waqt meera mere saath hai ...

mai meera ka haath pakad kar mandir se bahar chala gaya ... aur paas
ke ped ke peeche khada hokar gaav walo ke aane ka wait karne laga ...

meera bilkul chup chap mere saath khadi thi ... uske chahre me na koi
dar tha aur na hi koi excitement ... kisi gehri soch me dubi hui lag rahi thi
...

maine us per zyada dhyan nahi diya .. aur sabke aane ka wait karne laga
...

abhi 6 bajne me kuch hi der bache the ki tabhi pujari aur kuch log aate
hue dikhe ... wo log seedha mandir ke ander chale gaye ...

per mai abhi bhi wahi ruka raha ... mujhe intejar tha kuch aur logo ke
aane ka .. log zyada honge to sahi rahega ... warna 4-5 aadmiyo ko
samjhane se kya fayda ... wo bhi itna risk leke ....

dekhte hi dekhte mandir me kafi log ikattha ho gaye ....

ye hi sahi mauka tha sabke samne Jane ka .... lekin meera ... uska kya
karu ...

MAI --- meera. .. tum ghar jaao ...

wo kuch na boli ... bas mere ko dekhti rahi ... mai fir bola ....

MAI ---- dekho meera ... yaha kuch bhi ho sakta hai ... ho sakta hai ki ye
log samajh jaaye ... ya ho sakta hai ki na samjhe ... mai chahta hu ki tum
yaha na raho .. mere saath kuch bhi ho mujhe koi afsos nahi .. per in logo
ne tumhare saath bhi kuch kiya ... to mai bardast nahi kar paunga ... tum
jaao ... mai zald hi wapas aaunga .. aur haa bhabhi ko is bare me kuch
bhi mat batana ... ok ..

mai itni sari baat meera ko bol gaya ... per wo kuch na boli ... bas ek tuk
mujhe dekhti rahi ....

mujhe laga ki wo chali jayegi ... isliye mai use wahi chhod kar mandir me
aa gaya ...
badi hi garma garmi thi waha ... sab gusse se bookhalaye hue the ...

EK GAAV WALA --- kisne kiya hoga ye paap ...

PANDIT --- jisne bhi kiya hoga use narak me bhi jagah nahi milegi ...

unki baat sunkar mai bola ...

MAI --- kya hua pandit ji ..

sabhi meri taraf dekhne lage ...

PANDIT --- tum to DAYAL BABU (bhabhi ke pita ji ) ke mehmaan ho na

...

MAI --- haa ... mai aise hi ghoom raha tha to ye mandir dikhai pada ...
isliye chala aaya ...

AADMI --- dekho beta ... kisi ne kitna ghoor anarth kar diya ... radha ji ko
shyam ji se alag kar diya ...

MAI --- haa to isme bura kya hai ... theek hi to kiya hai ...

meri baat sunkar sab hairan reh gaye ...

PANDIT --- ye tum kaisi baate kar rahe ho beta ... radha ji ke bina shyam
adhure hai ... unke bagair shyam ji ki puja ho hi nahi sakti ....

MAI --- kyu ... radha unki patni to nahi thi ... to fir shyam unke bina
adhure kaise hue ...
PANDIT --- radha unki premika thi ... unhone radha ko apni patni se bhi
uncha sthan diya tha ...

MAI --- per aisa kyu kiya tha unhone ...

EK AADMI --- kyuki prem ka sthan is sansar me sabse bada hai ...

uski baat sunkar sabhi log sehmati jatane lage ...

MAI --- bahut hi badi baat keh di aapne ... prem ka sthan sansar me
sabse uncha hai ... magar ye baat waha acchi lagti hai jaha pyar ki kadar
ho ... waha nahi jaha pyar ke naam per ek dusre ka khoon bahaya jata
hai ...

meri baat sunkar sabhi sann reh gaye ...

fir ek aadmi bola ...

AADMI --- tum kehna kya chahte ho ...

MAI --- ye hi ki aap sab log to pyar ke khilaf hai ... fir itni badi badi baate
kyu ...

AADMI --- to tum insaano ki barabari bhagwaan se kar rahe ho ...

MAI --- nahi ... mai insaan ki barabari bhagwaan se nahi kar raha hu ...
mai to us ghatiya soch ke bare me bol raha hu jo aap sabhi logo ke aur is
gaav ke sabhi logo ke dimag me bhari hui hai ....

AADMI --- shayad tumne kisi pariwar ko ek saath marte hue nahi dekha
... tabhi aisi baate kar rahe ho .... pyar karna koi paap nahi ye hum bhi
jante hai ... magar usi pyar ko pane ke liye apne pure pariwar ki bali dena
... ye kaha ka nyay hai .....

tabhi ek aadmi aur bola ....

AADMI --- hum shyam ji ki puja kyu karte hai pata hai ... pyar unhone bhi
kiya ... magar apne dayre me reh kar ... chahte to wo bhi radha se saadi
kar sakte the ... unke liye ye koi badi baat nahi thi ... magar unhone aisa
kiya nahi ... bete hone ka dharam unhone sabse pehle nibhaya ... apne
mata pita ki iccha anusaar unki pasand ki ladki se unka vivah hua ....
pyar ka matlab sirf pana hi nahi hota .... jo dusro ki khusi ke liye apna sab
kuch luta de ... wo hota pyar ... isiliye hum inki puja karte hai ....

dosto meri to bolti hi band kar di in logo ne ... mujhe to pata hi nahi tha ki
sadharan sa dikhne wale ye gaav ke log ... itni badi badi baate bhi jante
honge ...

kaha mai inko samjhane gaya tha ... ulta in logo ne mujhe hi samjha diya
... mere paas ab kuch nahi bacha tha bolne ko .... kya bolta ...

sar zhukaye chup chap khada ho gaya ...

gaav walo ne meri bolti band kar di ...

kya kahu kuch samajh me nahi aa raha tha ...

mujhe laga tha inhe samjhana aasan hoga ... per ye itna bhi aasan nahi
tha ...

mai sar zhukaye chup chap khada hokar unki baate sunne laga ...

ki tabhi peeche se meera ki aawaj aayi ...

MEERA --- sahi keh rahe hai aap sab ... shyam ji ne sabse pehle apne
bete hone ka dharam nibhaya ... apne pyar radha ji ko chhod kar rukmani
ji se vivah kiya ...
per ek baat bataiye ... kya wo khus the ...

meera ki baat sunkar sabhi chup ho gaye ... mai to apna muh khole use
dekhta hi raha .... kyuki maine to use Jane ko bola tha ... lekin wo nahi
gai ... aur mere saath itne logo ke khilaf khadi ho gai ...

kuch der khamosh rehne ke baad pandit bola ...

PANDIT --- bilkul khus the ... tabhi to vivah ke baad unhone kabhi radha
ko nahi apnaya ...
uski baat sun kar ek aadmi bola ...
AADMI --- aur nahi to kya ... are ye sab vidhi ka vidhan tha ... Krishna
,bhagwaan Vishnu ji ke avtar the ... aur rukmani ,mata lakshmi ji ki ...
unka vivah to hona hi tha ... ye to pehle se hi tay tha ...

MEERA --- fir bhi unhone radha ji se prem kiya ... ye jante hue ki unka
vivah sambhaw nahi hai ... kyuki prem per kisi ka bas nahi chalta ... jab
bhagwaan nahi bach sake to hum insaan cheej hi kya hai ....
haa mai manti hu ki rukmani ji se vivah ke baad unhone kabhi bhi radha
ki taraf nahi dekha ... lekin sacchai to ye hai ki radha ki yaad me wo har
waqt tadapte rehte the ... rote the ....
rukmani ji ko unhone sirf patni hone ka darza diya tha ... magar radha ko
unhone apna aadha ang hi bana liya tha ... jabki wo to gaav ki ek
sadharan ki kanya thi ...
ab pyar ki shakti ko khud samjhiye pandit ji ... jisne ek mamuli si ladki ko
devi bana diya ...
shyam ,radha ke bina adhure hai ... na ki rukmani ke bina ....

mera to man kar raha tha ki abhi jor se seeti baja du ... per abhi aisa
karna sahi nahi tha ....

meera ki baat sunkar sabki bolti band ho gai thi ....

fir se kuch der ki khamoshi ke baad ek aadmi bola ...

AADMI --- chalo maan lete hai ki prem sansar me sabse bada hai ... lekin
kya us prem ko pane ke liye pure pariwar ko tahas nahas kar dena sahi
hai ... jis mata pita ne janam diya .. kya unka unke baccho per koi adhikar
nahi hai ...

MEERA --- bilkul adhikar hai ... mai to kehti hu ki baccho ko apna pura
jeewan hi unki Sewa me nikal dena chahiye ... per kya mata pita ka itna
kartavya nahi hota ki wo apne baccho ki iccha jaane .. ki unhe kya
pasand hai kya nahi ...

AADMI --- matlab maa baap apni marzi ka apne baccho ke liye kuch na
kare ...

MEERA --- zabardasti ki di hui cheej tanasahi kehlati hai ... pyar nahi ....
AADMI --- matlab aaj se 30 saal pehle jo hua ... usme galti sirf mata pita
ki thi .. baccho ki nahi ...

MEERA --- usme galti dono ki thi .... ek to baccho ko is tarah ghar se
bhagna nahi chahiye tha ... jab pyar kiya tha to use sabke samne
kubulne ki himmat bhi honi chahiye thi ... aur dusra unke maa baap ko
saadi tay karne se pehle ek baar apne bacche se jaroor puchna chahiye
tha .. ki wo tumhe pasand hai ki nahi .... agar dono me se ek bhi us waqt
hua hota to aisi dard naak ghatna na ghat ti ...

meera ki baat se fir me waha ek dum khamoshi cha gai .... sabhi sochne
per majboor ho gaye the ...

aur mai bhi ... ki aakhir meera cheej kya hai ....

meera ne hi is chuppi ko toda ....

MEERA --- jis tarah Pancho ungli baradar nahi hoti ... usi tarah har
insaan barabar nahi hota ... apne dilo se pyar ke khilaf is nafrat ko
nikaliye ... aur pyar ko apnaiye ... agar aap aisa kar lete hai ... tabhi aap
radha ji ki murti shyam ji ke saath rakh sakte hai ... warna aap ka koi haq
nahi ...

itna keh kar meera mere paas aayi aur mera haath pakad kar mandir se
bahar le gai ....

mandir me mahan bhasan dene ke baad meera mera haath pakad kar
bahar le aai .... aur ghar ki taraf chalne lagi ....

mai to bas muh faade meera ko hi dekhe ja raha tha .. aur soch raha tha
... sach me yaar kya gajab item hai ye ... pata nahi aur kitne roop hai iske
... bilkul sahi time pe aake ... bilkul sahi tareeke se samjhaya un logo ko
... per maine to ise Jane ko bola tha ... fir gai kyu nahi ....

MAI --- tum mandir me kyu aayi .... maine tumhe ghar Jane ko bola tha
na ...

per meera ne koi jawab nahi diya ... aur na hi meri or dekhi ... bas mera
haath chhod kar chalne lagi ....

mai fir bola ...

MAI --- kya hua ... bol kyu nahi rahi ho ... tum ghar kyu nahi gai ...

lekin tab bhi meera kuch na boli ... bas chalti rahi ....

maine uska haath pakad kar roka ... aur use apni or ghumaya. ... aur
gusse se bola ...

MAI --- sunai nahi de raha hai kya ... mai tumse baat kar raha hu ... tum
mandir me kyu gai .... agar gaav wale bhadak jate to pata hai kya hota ...
jaan se maar dete tumhe ...

meri baat sunkar meera bhi gusse se boli ...

MEERA --- mai maru ya jeeu ... tumhe koi farak padta hai ... nahi na ...
aur kabhi padega bhi nahi ... isliye ab faltu ki baate mat karo aur ghar
chalo ...

meera ke muh se aisi baate sun kar mai hairan reh gaya ... aur sochne
laga ki ab aachanak ise kya ho gaya ...

MAI --- ye kaisi baate kar rahi ho tum ... farak kyu nahi padta ...

MEERA --- accha ... agar farak padta hai .. to tum meri baat mante ... mai
mana kiya tha ye sab mat karo ... agar tumhe kuch ho jata to mera kya
hota ... kaise jeeti mai ... are meri nahi to kam se kam apne pariwar ki
chinta to karte .... lekin nahi ... zidd pakad ke baithe the .. ye kaam to mai
hi karunga ....

MAI (man me )-- accha ... to ye baat hai ... isliye madem ka mood itna
ukhda hua hai ....

MAI --- sorry yaar ... galti ho gai ... ab kabhi nahi karunga aisa ...

MEERA ---- nahi ... ab bahut ho gaya .... bahut seh liya maine ... ab nahi
sehna ... tum sudhroge to ho nahi ... aur waise bhi tum to mujhe pasand
karte nahi ho .... aur mujhe bhi roj roj ki ye tension nahi chahiye ... isliye
ab maine faisla kiya hai ki mai tumhare raste se hat jaungi ... tumhe jaise
jeena hai .. waise jeeo ... mai tumhare saath nahi reh paungi ....

ye sunkar to mere pairo ke neeche se zameen hi khisak gai ... maine to

socha bhi nahi tha ki meri us baat se meera is kadar naraz ho jayegi ... ki
wo mujhe hi chhod de ...

MAI --- aisi baat mat karo meera ... wo sab to maine aise hi keh diya tha
...

MEERA --- nahi nikhil ... bahut seh liya maine ... ab nahi seh paungi ....
hamari baat yahi khatam ho jaye to hi accha hai ... ab se tum apne raste
aur mai apne raste ....

itna keh kar wo chali gai .... aur mai khada sochta hi reh gaya ... ki yaar
ye kya ho gaya .... jab socha tha ki use apne dil ki baat bataunga ... use
propose karunga ... use apna banaunga ... tabhi ye sab hona tha ...

yehi sab sochte hue mai bhi ghar ki taraf chal diya .....

meera mujhse naraz hokar chali gai ... aur mai bas use jate hue dekhta hi
raha ....

aisa lag raha tha ki jaise mere jism ka koi hissa mujhse juda ho raha hai
... aur mai chah kar bhi nahi rok pa raha ....

ajeeb parishtithi thi .... abhi kuch waqt pehle jo ladki mujhse pana chahti
thi ... ab usi ko mai pane ke liye machla raha tha ... pehle mai dur Jana
chahta tha ... ab wo dur ja rahi hai ....

khair ye hi sab sochte hue mai bhi ghar pahuc gaya ....

seedha room me gaya aur bed pe late gaya .... aur sochne laga ...
sala ye sab mere saath hi kyu hota hai ... jab kisi ko pana chahta hu ... to
wo mujhse dur kyu chala jata hai ... pehle wo photo wali ladki ... jo aaj tak
mujhe nahi mili ... ab ye meera ... jo ab mujhse dur Jana chahti hai ....
aise mauke pe bhojpuri film ka ek dialogue yaad aata hai ...
" ZINDAGI ZHAND BA .... FIR BHI GHAMAND BA "

kahe ka ghamand .. ye nahi pata ...

khair mai bistar me leta ye sab sochte -2 kab neend ki aagosh me chala
gaya ... pata hi nahi chala ...

lekin mai zyada der tak na so saka ... kyuki thodi der me bhabhi aake
mujhe jagane lagi ...

BHABHI --- uth ja nikku ... khana kha le .. fir so ja aaram se ....

mai apni aankhe malta hua uth baitha aur bola ...

MAI --- khana lag gaya kya ... time kya hua hai ...

BHABHI --- 9 baj rahe hai ...

MAI --- itni zaldi ...

BHABHI --- are sab thake hue hai ... isliye zaldi kha ke so jayenge ...
waise bhi hame kal subah subah nikalna bhi hai ....

MAI --- theek hai chalo ...

fir mai bhabhi ke saath bahar aa gaya ... roj ki tarah ghar ke samne wale
aangan me sab khana khane baithe the ...

mai bhi ek kona pakad kar baith gaya ... meera bhi wahi thi ... khana
parosh rahi thi ...

mai uski or dekh kar ek acchi si smile di ... per usne koi response nahi
diya ...

mai chup chap khane laga ...

khana khane ke baad mai ghar ke peeche wale aangan me gaya jaha
pehle ki tarah sab mardo ke sone ki jagah thi ....
ek khatiya pakad kar mai bhi let gaya ...

per sala neend kise aani thi .... reh reh kar dimag me bas meera ki wahi
baat yaad aa rahi thi .... " ab hamare raste alag hai " ....

ab bhala aisi baate yaad aaye to neend kise aati hai ...

kafi der tak mai karwate hi badalta raha per neend nahi aayi ....

ant me maine ek pratigya li ...

jab tak meera ko wapas apni life me na le aau ... khana kya pani ki ek
boond bhi nahi piyunga ....

lekin ye kuch zyada hi ho jayega ... pyar ke chakkar me apni fat jayegi ...
choti kasam khata hu ...

chahe kuch bhi ho jaye .. kuch bhi karna pade ... meera ko mana ke hi
rahunga ..

ye theek hai ... time zyada bhi lag jaye to bhi kuch nahi hoga .....

kasam khane ke baad mai fir se let gaya ... aur ab kasam se dosto ...
badi hi mast neend aayi .....

kasam khane ke baad mere ko badi mast neend aayi ... itni ki jab aankh
khuli to pata chala ki 7 baj chuke hai ...

mere aas paas koi nahi tha ... matlab mai akela hi so raha tha ...

khair mai zaldi se utha aur samne wale aangan ki taraf gaya .... to sare
wali mil gaye ...

mai bhabhi ko dhundne laga ... to wo room me packing karti mili. .. saath
me meera bhi thi ...
mai bhi unke paas Jake baith gaya ...
BHABHI --- uth gaya ... chal Jake zaldi se fresh ho ja ... 9 baje ki bus bhi
pakadni hai ....

MAI --- din nikal gaya hai ... ab kaha jaau fresh hone ... haath muh dho
leta hu ... fresh ghar jakar ho jaunga ...

BHABHI --- nahi abhi ja ... warna bus me kahi pressure ban gaya to
problem ho jayegi ... fir teri gandi gandi hawa hame nahi sunghni ...

MAI --- are to sungh Lena na ... bas 2-3 ghante ki hi to baat hai ...

BHABHI --- chee .... utni der me to hamari jaan hi nikal jayegi ... nahi tu
abhi ja. .. kisi zhaad ke peeche baith Jana ...

ab bhala mai kya karta ... kaam aisa tha ki kisi se bol bhi nahi sakta ki
mere saath chalo company ke liye ...

khair mai chal pada zhadiyo ki or ....

aadhe ghante baad mai fresh ho kar haath muh dho kar ghar aaya ... aur
seedhe room me chala gaya ... bhabhi waha nahi thi ... meera thi ...

mujhe dekhte hu uth kar bahar chali gai ....

lagta hai abhi bhi naraz hai ... warna aisa mauka bhala wo kaha chhodti
....

mai bed per baith gaya ... thodi der me meera chai ,nashta lekar aayi ...
aur mere paas bed me rakh kar Jane lagi ... to maine uska haath pakad
liya ... aur bola ...

MAI --- abhi bhi naraz ho kya ...

MEERA --- mera haath chhodo ....

MAI --- sorry yaar ... bas ek baar maaf kar do ...

MEERA --- mai kon hoti hu maaf karne wali ... ab mera tumhara koi
sambandh nahi ...
MAI --- aisa mat bolo yaar. ... mai tumhe pasand karne laga hu ...

MEERA --- ab bahut der ho chuki hai ... mai apna faisla nahi badlungi ...

ye sunte hi maine uska haath chhod diya ... aur bola ...

MAI --- accha ... agal maine tumhara faisla badalne pe majboor kar diya
to ...

meera mujhe ghoor kar boli ...

MEERA --- is janam me ye possible nahi hai ...

MAI --- challenge de rahi ho .... tum to acchi tarah se janti ho mai kabhi
nahi haarta ... tumhari naa ko haa me na badal diya to mera naam nikhil
nahi ...

MEERA --- to koi naya naam soch lo ... kyuki tum bhi acchi tarah se jante
ho ki aaj tak tum mujhse kabhi nahi jeet paye ....

MAI --- wo baat alag thi ... ye baat alag hai ... isme mai jeet kar hi
rahunga ....

meera best of luck bol ke chali gai ... aur mai sochne laga ki challenge to
accept kar liya ... per sala karu kya ... aaj tak kisi ladki ko patana to dur ...
dhang se kisi se baat bhi nahi ki .... koi experience nahi hai mere paas
....

per mujhe kaha pata tha ki pyar me kabhi experience kaam nahi aata ...
bas ek saccha dil hi kafi hai ...

khair mai ye hi sab sochte -2 nashta kiya .... fir hum ghar se nikal pade
bus stand ki or .... wo bhi tractor me......

9 baje bus bhi aa gai ... aur hum baith kar chal pade apne ghar .... yani ki
sahar ....

11.30 baje hum apne sahar pahuche ....

bus stand me utar kar meera apne ghar ki taraf chali gai ... aur hum apne
ghar ki taraf ... raste bhar usne ek baar bhi meri taraf nahi dekha ...

per haa jate waqt usne ek baar palat ke jaroor dekha ... ab kya kare
bechari ... pyar jo hu uska ... bhale hi wo gussa ho .. per ye baat mai bhi
jaan gaya hu ki uska ye gussa sirf upari hai ... ander se wo abhi bhi
mujhe utna hi pyar karti hai ....

maine bhi mauke ko haath se Jane nahi diya ... usne jaise hi palat ka
mujhe dekha ... mai ek flying kiss de dali ... wo gusse me pair patakti hui
waha se chali gai ....

fir hum bhi waha se ghar ki or chal pade ...

kareeb 12 baje hum ghar pahuc gaye .. ghar me dadi ,maa aur dada ji hi
the ... papa aur bhaiya duty gaye the ...

maine door bell bajai ... thodi der baad dada ji ne darwaja khola ... aur
hame dekhte hi bole ..

DADU -- aa gaye tum log ...

MAI -- nahi ... abhi raste me hu ... thoda time lagega ...

bhabhi meri peeth me halka sa mukka marti hui boli ...

BHABHI --- pagal ... har waqt ulti seedhi baat karta rehta hai ...

fir wo dadu se boli ...

BHABHI --- haa dada ji ... hum aa gaye ...

fir hum ander Jake sofe per baith gaye ... maa aur dadi kitchen me thi ..
hamari aawaj sunke wo dono bhi hall me aa gai aur sofe per baith kar
bhabhi se saadi ki baate karne lagi ...

ab aap sab in ladies ki halat to jante hi hai ... gaav pahuche se lekar ...
aaj waha se nikalne tak ki sari information unhe chahiye ... including
khana pina ....
10 min. baad hi inki baato se mera sir dard karne laga ... to mai uth kar
apne room me Jane laga ki tabhi peeche se mera Buddha bola ...

DADU --- are kaha ja raha hai ...

MAI --- narak ja raha hu ... saath chalna hai kya ... badi mast jagah hai ...
2 aadmiyo ki jagah khali hai ...

meri baat sunkar maa daant te hue boli ...

MAA --- nikku ... ye kya badtamiji hai .. aise baat karte hai kya ...

tabhi dadu bol pade ...

DADU ---- bahu ... ye dada - pote ki aapas ki baat hai ... tum beech me
mat pado ... mujhe pata hai nikku ye jo bhi kehta hai .. aise hi keh deta
hai ... lekin din se wo hum sabse bahut pyar karta hai ... kyu karta hai na
...

MAI --- mai kisi se koi pyar wyar nahi karta ...

itna keh kar mai jaise hi aage badha .. to dadu fir bole ...

DADU --- accha ... to tu un ladko ko kuch nahi bolega .. jinhone kal
shaam mujhe dhakka maar ke gira diya tha ...

kasam se dosto .. ye sunkar mai to sulag hi utha ... dimag hi khisak gai
...

mai hall me idhar udhar kuch dhundne laga ... chahra gusse se laal ho
gaya tha .... aankho me khoon utar aaya tha ...

mujhe pagalo ki tarah dhundte dekh dadi boli ...

DADI --- kya dhoondh raha hai beta ...

mai kuch na bola .. bas dhoondhta raha ... kuch der baad mujhe wo cheej
mil gai ...
wo ek mota sa danda tha ... maine use uthaya ... aur dada ji ke paas
Jake bola ...

MAI --- chalo mere saath ... salo ko aaj zinda nahi chhodunga ... bas ek
baar dikha do ... kon the wo ... kutto ki himmat kaise hui mere dadu ko
chune ki ...

DADI --- are beta sun to ...

MAI --- abhi mujhe kuch nahi sunna ... pehle un kameeno ko upar
pahuchaunga ....

mera gussa aur baate sunkar sabhi hans pade ....

MAI --- has kyu rahe sab ... pagal ho gaye kya ....

DADU --- abhi to tu keh raha tha ki tu hamse pyar wyar nahi karta ... ab
kya hua ...

DADI --- are beta ... tere dadu sabko proof de rahe the .. ki sabse kitna
pyar karta hai ... kal aisa kuch nahi hua tha ....

mai ghoor kar dadu ki taraf dekha ... wo abhi bhi hasne me lage the ...

ab mujhe samajh me aaya ki dadu abhi tak mazak kar rahe the ...

meri pol patti khul chuki thi ...

maine dande ko side me rakkha aur bus itna hi bola ...

MAI --- kya dadu ... aap bhi na ...

itna bol ke mai apne room me bhaag gaya ....

mai bed me leta hua ... dadu ki harkat ke bare me soch raha tha ki aakhir
unke paas itna dimag kaha se aa gaya ...
mai to janta tha ki jo log army me hote hai wo dimag se kam aur haath
,laat se zyada sochte hai ...
baat baat me lad Jana unki hobby hoti hai ... bas ek hi dialogue unhe
aata hai ... VANDE MATRAM ... JAI HIND ....

iske alawa wo log kuch nahi jante ... per dadu to kamal hai ... meri hi dho
dali ...

dhone se yaad aaya .... mere ko to meera per focus karni hai ... ab use
kisi bhi halat me patana hi hai ...

per kaise .... tabhi mujhe mere dono humdard ki yaad aayi ... mere sukh
dukh ke saathi ... mere param mitra ... RAHUL AUR AMAR ....

pata nahi sale kaha honge ... in 3-4 dino me ek baar bhi unse baat nahi
hui ...

maine apna mobile nikala aur rahul ko call kiya ... do ring ke baad hi usne
call uthaya ...

RAHUL --- haa bhai bol ... enjoy kar raha hai na saadi me ...

MAI --- Abe ... saadi kab ka nipat gai ... aur mai wapas bhi aa gaya ... tu
kaha hai ...

RAHUL --- mai to ghar me hi hu ... hamara plan nahi ban paya ... bahar
Jane ka ...

MAI --- to sale ... tu tab se yahi hai ... aur ek baar bhi phone nahi kiya ..

RAHUL --- yaar tu waha saadi me busy hoga ... yahi soch kar call nahi
kiya ... accha wo chhod .. ye bata saadi kaisi rahi ... enjoy kiya. .

MAI --- Abe sari enjoyment pichwade ghus gai ... saadi to badhiya gai ...
per meri band baj gai ...

RAHUL --- kya hua yaar ... kuch bawal to nahi kar diya ...

MAI --- wo mai mil kar bataunga ... ek kaam kar aaj shaam mujhe theke
me mil ... aur amar ko bhi saath le aana ...

RAHUL --- to aaj tu pilayega ...

MAI --- sale chaddhi chor ... kabhi to kharcha kar liya kar ...

RAHUL --- bhai .. aaj mere paas ek rupaye bhi nahi hai ...

MAI --- sale hote kab hai tere paas ... hamesha meri hi Marta rehta hai ...

RAHUL --- bhai aaj ka jugad kar le ... baad me pakka mai pilaunga ...

MAI --- pata nahi wo din kab aayega ... chal theek hai shaam ko mil ..
dekhte hu koi jugad ban gaya to pila dunga ...

itna keh kar maine call cut kar di ... aur sochne laga ki paiso ka jugad
kaha se karu ...

tabhi maa ki aawaj aayi ...

MAA --- nikku ... zaldi se Naha le ... khana ban gaya hai ...

bhook to kas ke lagi thi ... to mai bhi farafat kapde utar ke bathroom me
ghus gaya ... aur ragad ragad ke nahane laga ...

aaj se pehle mai kabhi itna ragad ke nahi nahaya ... per aaj pata nahi kyu
... khud ko saaf suthra rakhne ka man kar raha tha ... man me bas ye hi
khayal aate ki jab meera ko gale lagaunga to use mere body se badbu
nahi aani chahiye ...

jab mai accha tarah se janta tha ki meera abhi mujhse koso dur hai ...
lekin fir bhi wo ahsaas hote hi haath khud ba khud body me ragadna suru
kar deta ....

khair Naha dho kar mai hall me gaya ... khana lag chuka tha ... mai bhi
chair per baith gaya ....

maa ne mujhe khana parosa aur mai chup chap khane laga ...
mai khate waqt sirf meera ke bare me hi soch raha tha ... yaha tak ki mai
kya kha raha hu ... is per bhi mera koi dhyan nahi tha ....

tabhi dadu bole ...

DADU --- ab kya karne wala hai tu ...

dosto us waqt mere dimag me sirf meera hi ghoom rahi thi ... to aap
samajh hi gaye honge ki mera jawab kya ho sakta tha ....

MAI --- kuch nahi ... ab manana to padega hi ...

DADU --- kya ..... kise manayega tu ...

tab mujhe hosh aaya ki maine kya bol diya ...

MAI --- are maine padhunga bola ...

DADU --- per mujhe to manaunga sunai pada ...

MAI --- buddhe ho gaye ho ... kaano se bhi kam sunai padne laga ...
machine lagwa lo ...

DADU --- oye .. mere ko Buddha nahi bolna ... abhi bhi apne baal kale
kar lu .. to tera bada bhai lagunga ...

MAI --- lo dadi ... sambhalo apne buddhe ko .. is umar me apni seenge
katwa kar bachdo me shamil hona chahte hai ... abhi bhi waqt hai
sambhalo ... warna is umar me aapki sautan aayegi to kya accha lagega
aapko ....

dadi gusse se aankh dikhati hui dadu se boli ...

DADI --- chee ... sharam nahi aati tumhe ... is umar me aisi bate karte
hue ... paav kabar me latka hai ... fir bhi jawani chadhi hai ....

dadu to bilkul bheegi billi ban gaye the ...

DADU --- per maine aisa kab bola ...

MAI --- lo ... abhi abhi to bola ... indirect hi sahi ..

DADU --- oye kameene chup ho ja ... ab is umar me mera takal

karwayega kya ...

MAI (dheere se )--- mere se panga loge to aisa hi hoga ... us waqt badi
hansi aa rahi thi na ... ab hanso ....

DADU --- dekh lunga tujhe ....

tabhi dadi fir boli ...

DADI --- usse kya baat kar rahe ho ... mujhse baat karo ... waqt rehte
sudhar jaao .. warna mai acche accho ko sudhaar sakti hu ... do min. me
jawani ka bhoot utaar dungi ...

MAI --- bilkul dadi ... warna mai duniya ko kya muh dukhaunga ... kya
kahunga ... meri sauteli dadi aayi hai ... matlab maa ki sauteli saas ...
matlab papa ki sauteli maa ... nahi nahi mai ye sab seh nahi paunga ....

DADU --- chup ho ja mere baap ... kyu meri zindagi me aag laga raha hai
...

udhar bhabhi aur maa ka to has has ke bura haal ho raha tha ...
idhar maine dadu se ek sauda kiya ...

MAI (dheere se)---- theek hai chup ho jaunga ... per 500 rs. chahiye ...

DADU --- Abe 1000 dunga ... bas chup ho ja ....

ab mere ko kya chahiye ... dadu ki band bhi baja di aur paiso ka jugad
bhi ho gaya .... to maine dadi se bola ...

MAI --- theek hai dadi ... ek mauka de do dadu ko ... fir se ye aisi baate
nahi karenge ...

dadu bhi meri haa me haa milate hue bole ...

DADU --- haa ... ab kabhi aisi baate nahi karunga ... maaf kar do ...
DADI --- theek hai ... nikku keh raha hai tabhi maaf kar rahi hu ... warna
...

khair ab dada dadi ka matter bhi solve ho gaya ... fir hum sabne khana
khaya ... aur apne apne room me chale gaye ...

shaam ke 6 baj chuke the .. yani ki apne dosto milne ka time ho chuka
tha ..

maine rahul ko call karke amar ke ghar ke bahar aane ko bola .. aur zaldi
se ready ho kar hall me gaya ...

mai dosto se milne ko itna utawla tha ki ye bhi bhool gaya ki ghar me is
waqt ek yamdoot maujood hai ... jo har waqt apna bhala mere pichwade
chubhone ko taiyar rehte hai ...

sahi pehchana .. mere pita ji ...

mai ready hokar jaise hi hall me pahucha ki tabhi unki kadakti hui aawaj
mere kaano per padi ...

PAPA --- kaha ja raha hai ... aise ban than kar ...

mai man me gurrate hue bola ..

MAI (man me )--- tumhari bahu ko patane ja raha hu ... saath chalna hai
kya ...

mujhe kuch na bolta dekh papa fir chillaye ...

PAPA --- oye nalayak .. mai tujhse puch raha hu ... kaha ja raha hai is
waqt ...

MAI --- dosto ke paas ...

PAPA -- ye kon sa time hai unse milne ka ... saaf saaf kyu nahi bolta ..ki
aawara gardi karne ja raha hai ...
MAI --- abhi to sirf 6 hi baje hai ... kon sa raat ke 11 baj gaye hai ... aur
aapse kisne kaha ki mai aawara gardi karne ja raha hu ...

PAPA --- tere jaise ladke shaam ko bahar kyu jate hai mai accha tarah
janta hu ..

MAI (man me )--- matlab khud bhi jate honge .. apne time per ... tabhi to
itna confident hai ...

MAI --- aisa kuch nahi hai ... college ke bare me baat karne ja raha hu
....

tabhi maa waha aa gai ... aur papa ko daant te hue boli ...

MAA --- kaise baap ho ... beta itne din baad ghar aaya ... uska haal chaal
na puch kar .. lage use dhamkane ...

PAPA --- are mai to sirf puch raha tha ki kaha ja raha hai ...

MAA --- haa to bola na usne ki dosto ke paas ja raha hai college ka pata
karne ... kab se suru ho rahe hai ... tumhe to bas bahana chahiye use
daantne ka ....

fir maa meri taraf dekh kar boli ...

MAA --- jaa beta ... mil aa unse ... per zaldi ghar aa Jana ... der mat
karna ..

MAI --- ok maa ... thanks ..

ye bolkar mai ghar se bike lekar nikal gaya ... aur seedha amar ke ghar
pahucha ...

dono bahar hi mil gaye ....

AMAR --- aur bhai ... saadi kaisi rahi ... rahul bol raha tha ki koi lafda ho
gaya ...

RAHUL --- haa yaar .. tune baat suspense me kyu chhod di thi ... kya hua
saadi me ...

MAI --- Abe ... sari baat yahi sunni hai kya ... adde per nahi chalna hai
kya ...

AMAR --- Abe chanla kyu nahi hai ... na Jane kitne dino se gala sukh
raha tha ... aaj fate tak piunga ...

MAI --- haa to chal na ... aaj beer pite hai ...

RAHUL --- yaar usme zyada kharcha hoga ... ek cane ke 130 rs. yani ki
390 rs. ... fir snacks ,cigarettes ... total kharcha 500 maan le ... usse
accha apna desi maar lete hai ... sala 200 me ho jayega ....

MAI ---- chup kar sale bhikhari ... sala jaisa aadmi .. waisi uski soch ...
hamesha gareebo wali hi baat karega ... kuch bada socha kar ...

AMAR --- dekho bol kon raha hai ... hum gareebo ka mukhiya ...

MAI -- oye ... gareeb mat bolna ... aaj mere paas pure 1000 rs. hai ... salo
kabhi dekhe hai 1000 ka note ...

RAHUL --- Abe kaha se churaya sale ...

MAI --- kutte .. teri tarah chor nahi hu ... mere paas dimag hai jo rajdhani
express ki tarah chalta ...

AMAR --- to aaj kise murga banaya ...

MAI --- wahi jo ghar me khud ko sabse bada toop samajhta hai ...

RAHUL --- dadu .... aaj tune unka sikar kar diya ...

MAI --- koi saq ...

AMAR --- to chal na bhai ... gala sukha ja raha hai ...

MAI --- haa to chal na ... utni der se to tum dono hi bakwas kar rahe ho
...
fir hum nikal gaye ... aur kuch hi der me beer shop pahuc gaye ...

maine 3 beer li ... aur kuch snacks liye .. fir apni bikes ke paas aake pine
lage ....

tabhi rahul bola ...

RAHUL --- haa bhai ... ab bol kya baat hai ...

AMAR --- haa yaar ... aisa kya kand kar aaya ....

abhi mai kuch bolta usse pehle ... hamare peeche se zhagadne ki aawaj
aane lagi ....

humne palat kar dekha ...

teen ladke khade the ... aur do ladkiya ... ek ladka aaram se bike me
baitha beer pi raha tha ... jabki aur do ladke ... jinke beer ke cane neeche
gire hue the ... apna haath jode dono ladkiyo ke samne khade unse maafi
maang rahe the ....

per ladkiya maaf karne ke bilkul mood me nahi thi ...

wo log humse thodi dur hi the ... unki aawaj saaf sunai to nahi de rahi thi
... per itna jaroor samajh me aa gaya tha ... ki wo dono ladkiya .. un dono
ladko ki gf hai ... jinhone aaj un dono ko beer pite range haatho pakda
tha ... aur wo ladke unse maafi maang rahe the ...
lekin teesra jo maze se beer pi raha tha ... wo unki halat per has raha tha
...

fir wo dono ladkiya ... un dono ladko ka haath pakad kar waha se le gai
....

dosto ye log aur koi nahi meri hi story MASOOM ke aman ,aur unse
friends the .... yaad aaya ...

mere muh se meera ka naam sunte hi dono aise chook pade jaise mai
meera nahi sunny Leone ka naam liya ho ..
dono aankhe fade mujhe ghoor rahe the .... to mai bola ..

MAI --- kya hua ... aise kya ghoor rahe ho ...

AMAR --- lagta hai mere kaan kharab ho gaye hai ... mujhe meera naam
sunai diya ...

RAHUL --- haa yaar ... meera to mujhe bhi sunai diya ...

MAI --- salo tumhare kaan nahi kharab hue ... maine usi ka naam liya hai
... mai sach me meera se pyar karta hu ...

meri baat sunkar dono kuch der khamosh rahe ... fir thahake maar kar
hasne lage ....

AMAR --- yaar mazak bahut accha kar leta hai tu ... has has ke mera to
pet hi dard karne laga ...

MAI --- sale pagal hai kya ... mai koi mazak nahi kar raha hu ..

RAHUL --- abe pagal hum nahi tu ho gaya hai ... tabhi to ulta seedha bak
raha hai ... lagta hai tujhe beer chadh gai hai ...

MAI -- oye .. dimag kharab mat kar ... mujhe koi chadhi wadhi nahi hai ..
mai meera se hi pyar karta hu ...

AMAR -- lekin mere bhai ... ye durghatna hui kaise ... tu aur meera ... ye
hum dono to kya pura college yakeen nahi karega ...

RAHUL --- aur nahi to kya ... jis ladki se tera 36 ka aakda hai .. tu usse
pyar kaise kar sakta hai ... kahi aisa to nahi ki teri saadi meera se fix hui
.. is liye ghar walo ke dabaw me aakar ye sab bol raha hai ...

MAI --- nahi yaar ... aisa kuch nahi hai ... darasal wo khud mujhe pyar
karti hai ... wo bhi aaj se nahi 3 saalo se ...

AMAR --- accha ... wo tujhse pyar karti hai .. to fir har waqt teri band kyu
bajati thi ..
MAI --- taki mai chah kar bhi use kabhi bhool na saku ...

RAHUL --- yaar kuch samajh me nahi aa raha hai ki tu kehna kya chahta
hai ... puri baat bata ...

MAI --- yaar mai aur bhabhi jab saadi me gaye tha .. to waha meera bhi
thi ... bhabhi ne use waha bulaya tha .. taki hum dono ek dusre ko
samajh sake ...

fir maine ek ek karke wo sari baat bata di .. jo meera ke saath ghati thi ...

puri baat sunne ke baad dono ke chahre me ek santusti ke bhaw the ..

RAHUL --- to ye baat hai ... meera tujhse hamesha se pyar karti aa rahi
hai .. per tu kabhi samajh hi nahi paya ...

AMAR --- gadha hai tu ... sale ek number ka ullu hai ... itni acchi ladki
tere peeche padi thi .. aur tu use apna dusman bana baitha tha ...

MAI --- ab mai kya karta ... wo kaam hi aisa karti thi ...

RAHUL --- to ab kya problem hai ... tum dono ek dusre se pyar karte ho
... aur ghar wale to pehle se hi tum dono ki saadi fix kar chuke hai .. rasta
clear hai ..

MAI --- nahi yaar ... main problem to ab suru hui hai ...

AMAR --- kya ...

MAI --- jab wo mere kareeb aana chahti thi ... tab mai usse dur bhagta
tha ... ab jab mai uske kareeb Jana chahta hu .. tab wo mujhe dur chali
gai ... kehti hai ki bahut der ho chuki ... ab wo mere se pyar nahi karti ....

meri baat sunkar amar raste pe kuch dhundne laga ...

RAHUL --- kya dhund raha hai be ...

per wo kuch na bola ... tabhi usne ek bada sa patthar utha liya ... aur bola
...
AMAR --- haram khor ... kutte ... mai tera sar food dunga ... itni acchi
ladki ko haath se Jane diya ... wo bhi sirf apne attitude ki wajah se ... sale
aaj tera sara attitude bahar nikal dunga ....

rahul ne amar ko pakadte hue bola ..

RAHUL --- abe kya kar raha hai ... phek ise ... pagal ho gaya kya ... ye
dost hai apna ....

AMAR --- tabhi to ruka hua hu ... warna kab ka de marta ....

MAI --- sorry yaar galti ho gai ...

AMAR --- abe tere sorry bol dene se ... wo wapas aa jayegi kya ...

MAI --- pata hai mujhe ... nahi aayegi ... lekin milkar kosis to kar hi sakte
hai na ...

RAHUL --- kya matlab ...

MAI --- bhai ... tu to janta hai ki ladki patane ka mujhe koi experience nahi
hai ... kya karu kuch samajh me nahi aa raha hai .... ab tum dono ke hi
bharose hu ... koi plan banao ... jisse meera mujhe mil jaye ....

amar ne pattha side me phekte hue bola ...

AMAR --- ab aayi na akal thikane pe ... tension mat le ... aisa plan
banaunga ki meera khud ba khud teri baaho me hogi ....

ye sunkar mai khus ho gaya ...

MAI --- bhai agar aisa ho gaya na .. to tu jitni daru kahega ... mai
pilaunga ...

AMAR -- oye ... daru nahi chalegi .... aaj se daru band ... mujhe bhi ek
meera jaisi ladki chahiye ...

MAI --- ab aisi ladki kaha se dhundhu ...

AMAR --- wo mujhe nahi pata ... chahiye to bas chahiye ...

MAI --- theek hai mere baap ... jo tu kahega wo dunga ... lekin pehle
mera to kuch kar ...

AMAR --- tension mat le ... kal se hi mission meera suru ....

dekhte hai ye dost log kya karte hai ... sach me meera pat ti hai ... ya aur
band bajti hai ...
aage dekhte hai ...

beer pine ke baad hum ghar ki taraf chal diye ..

amar ne abhi tak plan ke bare me kuch nahi bola ... bas kal subah apne
ghar jaroor bula liya ...

ghar me bhi kuch khass nahi hua .. khaya ,piya ... aur meera ke bare me
sochta hua so gaya ...

subah 7 baje maa ne mujhe jaga diya ...

mai fresh ho kar hall me aaya ... aur sabke saath chai pine baith gaya ...

abhi 7.30 hi baje the ... aur nashta 9 baje se pahle kaha milne wala tha ...
to mai bola ...

MAI --- maa ... aaj itni subah kyu jaga diya ..

isse pehle maa kuch kehti papa bol pade ....

PAPA --- 7.30 baj rahe hai ... ye tujhe subah lagta hai ... students ko
hamesha 5 baje uthna chahiye ...

MAI --- kyu ... mai murga thode hi hu ... jo 5 baje uth kar baang dekar
sabko jagau ...
PAPA --- padhai koi tere baap karega ...
MAI (man me )--- wo to karte hi ho ... teacher aur students me farak hi
kya hai ...

tabhi maa boli ...

MAA --- kya aap bhi subah suabh suru ho gaye ...

PAPA --- mai koi iska dusman nahi hu ... jo kehta hu iske bhale ke liye hi
kehta hu ... din bhar sone aur ghoomne ke alawa thode bahut ghar ke
kaam bhi kar lega ... to aage chal ke isi ka bhala hoga ...

ye sunte hi mere under josh aa gaya ... ki saadi ke baad mai bhi meera
ka haath bataunga ..

MAI --- haa maa ... papa theek keh rahe hai ... aaj se mai bhi ghar ke
kaam kiya karunga ... batao kya karna hai ...

mera josh dekh kar dadi boli ...

DADI --- koi jarurat nahi tujhe kaam karne ki ... tu mera rajkumar hai ... tu
kyu kaam karega ... ghar me itne log hai kaam karne ke liye ...

MAI --- nahi dadi ... laad pyar baad me ... aaj se mai bhi kaam karunga ...
maa .. bolo na kya karna hai ...

MAA --- filhaal to kuch saman lana hai ...

MAI --- haa to laao ... mai le aata hu ...

MAA --- tu la payega ..

MAI --- are duniya me aisa koi kaam nahi jo mai na kar saku ...

MAA -- theek hai to ye le list ... aur ye raha thaila aur paise ... ja jake le
aa ...

maine wo list uthai aur use khola ....

MAI --- 2 kg --- aalo .

1/2 kg --- tamatar ..
1/2 kg --- baingan ...
1 kg --- palak ...
ye sab kya hai ....

MAA --- beta ise sabzi kehte hai ...

MAI --- wo to mai bhi janta hu ... per ye list mujhe kyu diya ...

MAA --- maine kaha tha .. tu nahi la payega ...

baat ab izzat pe aa gai thi .. to bhala mai peeche kaise hat sakta tha ...
maine bhi thaila uthaya aur nikal pada mandi ....

waha pahuc kar mujhe pata chala ki sabzi khareedna bahut bada
challenging kaam hai ... sala rocket science isse easy hoga ...

ek hi cheej ka rate har ek ke paas alag alag .... kisi ke rate kam .. to kisi
ka zyada ... ab kam rate wale ke paas jaao to dimag me ek hi baat aati
hai ki ye kam me kyu bech raha hai ... kahi maal sada to nahi hai ... aur
zyada rate wale ke paas jaao to lagta hai ki kahi ye thag to nahi raha ...
kulmilakar dimag panchar ho jata hai ....

maine fate me taand ada di thi ... accha khasa ghar me tha ... dadi aur
maa mana kar rahi thi ... magar nahi ... apne ko to hero banna tha .... ab
pata chala ki kabhi kabhi over smart banna bahut hi khatarnaak hota hai
....

khair maine aalo ,tamatar aur baingan to sabki dekha dekhi le liye ... per
asli musibat thi palak ....

ab aap sabhi se kya chupana ... mai palak pehchanta nahi tha ... sala
dikhta kaise hai ... ye mai nahi janta tha ...
aur ye baat mai kisi se puch bhi nahi sakta tha ... warna sare aam meri
izzat ki dhol baj jati ...

mai khud ko smart dikhata hua ek dukan per gaya ... jaha hari hari kafi
sari sabzi rakkhi thi ....

mai ek bandal uthata hua bola ...

MAI --- kyu ..ye palak kitne ka hai ...

dukandaar mujhe upar se neeche tak dekhta hua bola ...

DUKANDAAR ---- pagal hai kya ... jo dhaniya patti ko palak bol raha hai
...

ab waha meri kaisi kirkiri hui hogi aap log samajh gaye honge ... maine
dheere se usse bola ...

MAI --- bhaiya ... palak kon si hai ...

dukandaar mujhe ek bandal thamata hua bola ...

DUKANDAAR --- ye lo .... 20 rs ka hai ...

maine use turant thaile me dala aur paise dekar waha se khisak liya ...

jab mai ghar aaya to aisa laga ki mai koi Jung jeet kar ghar lauta hu ...
maine full attitude me thaila maa ko diya ...

MAA --- waah mera baccha ... ab tu bada ho gaya hai ... bhookh lagi hogi
na ... chal tu baith mai nashta lagati hu ...

maine time dekha to 9 se upar ho gaya tha ... itna time lag gaya 4 sabzi
khareedne me ....
khair pehla din tha to time to lagna hi tha ... maine zaldi se nashta kiya
aur nikal gaya amar ke ghar ...

uske ghar pahuc kar door bell bajai to aunty ne gate khola ...mai namaste
bol kar ander aa gaya .. aur seedha amar ke room me chala gaya ...

waha rahul pehle se maujood tha ...

MAI --- yaar to kya plan hai ...

AMAR --- dekh bhai ... ladkiyo ko agar unki manpasand ki cheej do to wo
zaldi impress ho jati hai ... ab tu bata ki meera ki manpasanp cheej kya
hai ...
MAI -- mujhe nahi pata ...

RAHUL -- abe kaisa aashiq hai ... mehbooba ki pasand nahi janta ...

MAI --- abe .. wo kuch bole tab na ... jab baat karne ka samay aaya tab
wo gussa ho gai ...

AMAR --- chal koi baat nahi ... waise bhi sabhi ladkiyo ka ek common test
hai ... wo hai chocolate ... tu use dher sari chocolate de ... fir dekhne 2
min. me wo apna sara gussa bhool jayegi ...

ye sunkar mai bada hi khus ho gaya. ..

MAI --- yaar .. fir wo sach me meri gf ban jayegi ...

AMAR --- abe 100% ...

lekin kuch hi der me meri khusi furr ho gai ...

MAI --- yaar ... ek problem hai ... use chocolate dunga kaise ... college to
band chal rahe hai ... aur mai uske ghar ja nahi sakta ...

AMAR -- haa yaar ... ye problem to hai ... chocolate to use dena hi
padega ... magar dene kon jayega ...

kafi der tak sochne ke baad mujhe aur aman ko ek hi bharose mand
banda nazar aaya ... aur wo tha rahul ...

hum dono rahul ki taraf dekhne lage .. to wo samajh gaya ... aur bola ...

RAHUL --- aisa sochna bhi mat ... mai waha nahi Jane wala ... marna
nahi hai mujhe ... kaccha chaba jayegi mere ko ...

AMAR --- are yaar aisa kuch nahi hoga .. bharosa rakh ...

RAHUL --- to fir tu hi chala ja na ... plan bhi to tera hi hai ... mujhe kyu
maut ke muh me dhakel raha hai ...

MAI --- sale bas yahi dosti thi teri ... ek kaam kya bola ki fat gai ... apne
bhai ke liye itna nahi kar sakta tu ...

kuch der tak rahul ko emotionally blackmail karne ke baad .. wo raji hua
....

jaise taise rahul ko meera ke ghar bhejne ko razi kiya gaya ...

maine use apne bache hue 500 rs diye aur CADBURY CELEBRATION
ka rich dry fruit ka 250 wala pack khareedne ko bola ...

kuch hi der me rahul nikal gaya ... aur reh gaye mai aur amar ...
meri to tension ke mare halat kharab ho rahi thi .. ki pata nahi kya hoga
... meera ko chocolate pasand aayenge ya nahi ... wo mujhe maaf karegi
ya nahi ...

mai isi tension me room me chakkar laga raha tha ... aur amar aaram se
baitha hua bola ...

AMAR --- yaar kyu tension le raha hai ... sab theek hoga ... tu baith
aaram se ...

magar baithne se mere pichwade ko bhala kaha shanti milni thi ....
mai jaise hi baithta ki 2 min. baad fir khada ho jata ...

kambakhat amar .. sale ne mujhe rahul ko call bhi nahi karne diya ...
kehta ki use disturb mat kar ... warna plan kharab ho sakta hai ...

isi tarah 2 ghante beet gaye ... aur rahul aa gaya .... thoda gusse me lag
raha tha ...

use dekhte hi maine usse pucha ..

MAI --- kya hua ... de aaya chocolate ... meera ko pasand aaya ... kuch
boli wo ...

RAHUL --- sale agar pata hota ki tera hone wala sasur ek sample hai to
mai kabhi waha nahi jata ...
MAI --- abe sasur ko maar goli ... tu meera ka bata ... use chocolate
pasand aaye na ...

RAHUL --- mujhe nahi pata .. mai bas use de aaya .. aur bola ki tune
bheje hai ...

MAI --- usne khol kar nahi dekha kya ...

RAHUL --- mere samne to nahi khola ... shayad baad me kholegi ...

tabhi amar bola ...

AMAR --- abe puri baat bata ... suru se lakar abhi tak ki ...

RAHUL --- ab kya batau yaar ... mai chocolate ka packet leke uske ghar
gaya ... door bell bajai ... thodi der me ek aurat ne gate khola ...

aage ki kahani rahul ki jubani ...

AURAT --- koi ho ... kisse milna hai ..

RAHUL --- ji mera naam rahul hai ... meera se milna hai ...

aurat ne use upar se neeche tak ghoora aur boli ...

AURAT --- meera se kya kaam hai ...

RAHUL --- ji mai uski class me padhta hu ... per aap kon hai ...

AURAT --- mai uski maa hu ...

RAHUL --- oh namaste aunty ... pehchana nahi sorry ...

AUNTY -- koi baat nahi ... waise kya kaam hai usse ...

RAHUL --- mujhe kuch notes chahiye tha ...

AUNTY --- acchi baat hai ... aao ander aao ...

rahul aunty ke saath ander jata hai ... hall me ek aadmi baith paper padh
raha tha ... unki nazar jaise hi rahul per padi ... to wo bole ...
AADMI --- kon hai ye ...

AUNTY --- ye rahul hai ... meera ka classmate ... kuch notes lene aaya
hai ... aur rahul .. ye meera ke papa hai ...

RAHUL --- oh .. namaste uncle ...

UNCLE --- namaste beta ... baitho ..

rahul wahi sofe per baith gaya ...

AUNTY --- aap dono baate karo tab tak mai chai bana kar lati hu ...

RAHUL --- iski koi jarurat nahi aunty ... aap bas meera ko bulau digiye ...

AUNTY -- are wo abhi Naha rahi hai ... tab tak tum chai piyo ...

ye keh kar aunty kitchen me chali gai ...

tabhi uncle bole ...

UNCLE --- aur batao beta ... padhai kaisi chal rahi hai ...

RAHUL -- bas theek thaak ....

UNCLE --- sirf theek thaak se kaam nahi chalega .. acche percentage
nahi aaye to samajh lo ki aage ki bhavishya bekar hai ....

RAHUL (man me )--- sala kaha fas gaya mai ... ek to ghar me mera baap
har waqt meri ungli karta rehta hai .. ab yaha ye bhi suru ho gaya ...

UNCLE --- accha to aage kya karne ka socha hai ...

RAHUL --- filhaal to kuch nahi socha ... dekhte hai kya hota hai ...

UNCLE --- kya .... abhi tak kuch socha hi nahi ... yahi to buri aadat hoti
hai tum logo me ... future plan kuch karte hi nahi .... padhai theek se
karte bhi ho ya nahi ...
RAHUL --- ji karta hu ...

UNCLE --- abhi pata chal jayega ki tum kitna man laga ke padhte ho ...
ek simple sa question hai ... gk ka ...
batao .. chand per bharat ki taraf se jo aadmi gaya tha ... uska naam kya
hai ...

RAHUL (man me )--- sala ye bhi koi sawal hai ... ise to baccha baccha
janta hoga ...

RAHUL --- rakesh sharma ...

UNCLE --- duniya me sabse pehla aadmi jo chand per gaya tha .. uska
naam ...

RAHUL --- neel Armstrong ...

UNCLE --- very good ... ab ye batao ki usse bhi pehle ek kutiya ko bheja
gaya tha ... uska naam kya hai ...

RAHUL (man me )--- haram khor ... puch to aise raha hai ki jaise chand
per ghar banane wala hai ... insaan tak to theek hai sala kutiya ka naam
kon yaad rakhta hai ....

RAHUL --- ji pyar se use mai Jimmy kehta hu ...

UNCLE --- uska asli naam pucha hai ...

RAHUL --- are uncle ... ab wo insaan to hai nahi jiske naam karan kiya
gaya hoga ... rakkha hoga unhone kuch ... maine to jimmy rakkha tha ...

abhi wo kuch aur bol pate tabhi unka mobile bajne laga ... aur wo call
receive karne dusre room me chale gaye ...
tabhi meera aa gai ... aur idhar udhar dekhte hue boli ...

MEERA --- tum yaha kyu aaye ho ... nikhil ne bheja kya ...

RAHUL --- haa ... aur ye bhi bheja hai ...

usne wo packet meera ko pakda diya ..

MEERA --- kya hai usme ...

RAHUL --- mujhe kya pata .. usne bheja hai ... wo bhi pyar se ...

MEERA --- accha .. to wo khud mujhe kyu nahi mila ..

RAHUL --- darta hai tumse ... kahi peet na do ....

MEERA (haste hue )--- accha .. theek hai ... chai piyo ge ...

RAHUL --- aunty gai hai danane ... per mai ja raha hu ... keh dena zaldi
me tha ...

MEERA --- chai ban gai hogi ... pi ke chale Jana ...

RAHUL ---- nahi ab mai yaha nahi ruk sakta ... tumhare papa ... meri
class le rahe hai ... unke wapas aane se pehle mai khisakta hu ...

itna keh kar rahul waha se nikal gaya ....

jis taraf rahul ne bataya ki meera ne mushkurate hue wo chocolate liya ...
mujhe yakeen ho gaya ki wo mujhse naraz nahi hai ....

matlab ab mai bindas use propose kar sakta hu ... aaj se meri bhi love
story suru ....

maine khusi ke mare rahul ko gale laga liya ...

MAI --- thanks yaar ... aaj tune meri life set kar di ...

tabhi amar bola ..

AMAR --- sale ... plan maine banaya .. aur thanks rahul ko ...

MAI --- tujhe to special thanks ... aur haa jo tujhe chahiye .. use ab mai
aur teri hone wali bhabhi mil ke dhundenge ...

meri baat sunke amar bahut khus ho gaya .... abhi wo kuch kehpata ... ki
mera phone bajane laga ...

maine number dekha to khusi se uchal pada ... kyuki call meera ne kiya
tha ...

maine zaldi se call received kiya ...

MAI --- haa meera ...

MEERA (pyar se )--- kaha ho ...

MAI --- ghar pe hu .. bolo ..

MEERA --- abhi mil sakte ho ...

MAI --- are tum bulao .. aur mai na aau .. abhi aata hu ... per milna kaha
hai ...

MEERA --- mere ghar ke paas jo park hai ... wahi aa jaao ...

MAI --- 10 min. me pahuchta hu ... waise mera gift kaise laga ...

MEERA --- sab kuch phone me hi sunna hai kya .... miloge nahi mujhse
...

MAI -- theek hai abhi aata hu ...

itna keh kar maine call cut kar di ...

AMAR --- kya hua ... bhabhi milne bula rahi hai kya ...

MAI --- haa yaar ... bade pyar se bulaya hai ...

AMAR --- to der kyu kar raha hai ... zaldi jaa ... aur haa ... seedha yahi
aana ... hum wait kar rahe hai ... puri baat batana kya kya kiya ...

mai use ok bol ke nikal gaya ...

thodi hi der me mai park me tha ... ek ped ke neeche ... meri mehbooba ..
meri janeman ... meera khadi thi ...

mai uske paas gaya aur use apni baaho me lene gala ... per usne mujhe
rok diya ... aur boli ...

MEERA --- itni bhi kya zaldi hai ...

MAI --- ok .. baad me ... batao .. gift kaisa laga ...

mere itna kehte hi meera ka chahra gusse se laal ho gaya ...

MEERA --- tumhari himmat kaise hui mujhe is tarah ki gift dene ki ...
dimag me gobar bhara hai kya ... kya soch ke is tarah ki bakwas cheej
laye mere liye ... kya laga tumhe ye dekh kar mai khusi se uchal padungi
... man to kar raha hai ki muh nooch lu tumhara ... kabhi nahi sudhroge
tum ... aaj ke baad mujhe apni shakal mat dikhana ... lo pakdo apna gift
....

ye kah kar meera ne rahul ka diya hua chocolate ka packet mujhe thama
ke gusse se waha se chali gai ...

aur mai khade khade sochta raha ki yaar kaisi ladki hai ... chocolate dene
per itna gussa ho gai ....

maine dheere se wo packet khola ....

kasam se dosto .. mai pura hill gaya tha ... ander ka saman dekh ke ...

jab meri halat aisi ho gai to meera ka bhadakna lazmi tha ....

gusse se mera sar fata ja raha tha ... sala kameena rahul ... himmat
kaise hui meera ko aisa gift dene ki ....

maine turant bike start ki aur amar ke ghar chala gaya ... rahul abhi bhi
uske room me tha ..

mujhe dekhte hi amar bola ...

AMAR --- kya hua ... badi zaldi chala aaya ... aur haath me kya hai ...
return gift ...

mai kuch na bola .. aur idhar udhar kuch dhundne laga ... samne hi
mujhe arvind kejriwal pade mile ... matlab zhaadu ...

maine use uthaya ... aur rahul ko peetna suru kar diya ...

pure room me use dauda dauda kar peeta ... fir amar ne mujhe rokte hue
bola ...

AMAR --- abe kya kar raha hai ... pagal hai kya ...

RAHUL --- dimag kharab ho gaya hai iska ... ek to ehsaan karo .. upar se
maar bhi khaao ...

MAI --- chup ho ja kutte ... warna ye hi zhaadu teri aisi jagah daal dunga
ki hagna band ho jayega ...

AMAR --- abe hua kya hai .. kuch bolega bhi ...

MAI --- zindagi me pehli baar koi maal patane wala tha ... magar is
kamine ki wajah se sab bekar ho gaya ... sale ko chocolate leke Jane ko
bola tha ... magar kutta ... bikini lekar gaya ... wo bhi net wali ...

ye keh kar maine wo packet palat diya ... jisse bikini ka box bahar gir
gaya ...

jise dekh kar amar ke saath saath rahul bhi chook gaya ....

packet me se bikini nikalte dekh ... rahul aur amar dono chook gaye ...

RAHUL --- abe ye kaha se aaya ...

AMAR -- sale tune hi khareeda ... aur tu hi puch raha hai ...

RAHUL --- bhai sach me maine chocolate hi liya tha ...

MAI --- kameene ... to kya chocolate khud ba khud bikini ban gai ..
RAHUL --- wahi to samajh me nahi aa raha hai ... maine to chocolate hi
liya tha .. fir ye bikini kaha se aa gai ...

amar ne wo packet utha kar us shop ka naam padha ...

AMAR --- A to Z multi store .... sale tujhe pure shahar me ye hi dukan
milti hai kya .. 10 rs ka bread ka packet bhi Lena ho .. to bhi tu isi dukan
me jata hai ... aisa kya hai is dukan me ....

RAHUL --- yaar wo kya hai na ... is shop ke owner ki beti bhi kabhi kabhi
waha baithti hai ... kasam se yaar mast item hai ... jab bhi jata hu full line
deti hai ...

MAI --- sale aaj tere is nain matakka ke chakkar me meri band baja di ...

AMAR --- lekin yaar .. us owner ki beti se is bikini ka kya sambandh ... ye
kaha se aaya ...

RAHUL --- wahi to .. sala kuch samajh me nahi aa raha ... usne to mujhe
chocolate ka box hi diya tha ...

tabhi use kuch yaad aata hai ...

RAHUL --- ek min. yaad aaya ... jab mai packet le ke nikal raha tha ..
tabhi ek ladki se takra gaya tha ... uske paas bhi same aisa hi packet tha
... hum dono ke haath se packet neeche gir gaya tha ... maine zaldi se ek
packet uthaya aur sorry bol ke nikal gaya ... ho sakta hai ye packet usi ka
hai ...

MAI --- ho sakta hai nahi ... pakka usi ka hai ... sale packet utha ke kam
se kam ek baar check to kal Lena tha ki wo apna hi hai ya nahi ...

RAHUL --- sorry bhai ... galti ho gai ... aage se dhyan rakkhunga ...

tabhi peeche se amar ke hasne ki aawaj aayi ...

MAI --- sale mari fati padi hai ... aur tujhe hansi aa rahi hai ...
AMAR --- yaar tera jo hua so hua ... per soch bechari us ladki ka kya haal
hua hoga ... jab usne dekha hoga ki uski bikini chocolate me badal gai ..
kitne armaano se usne ye net wali bikini khareedi hogi ... kam se kam wo
chocolate kha kar apne gum to bhula rahi hogi ....

MAI --- jo bhi ho ... ab wo dayan mere chocolate to thoos rahi hogi ... per
mai in bikini ka kya karu ... khud pehnu ....

AMAR --- good idea yaar ... ek baar pahan ke dikha na ... hum bhi to
dekhe ... kaisa lagta hai tu ...

MAI --- oye sharam nahi aati tujhe ... ek izzat daar .. gharelu ... sanskari
ladke ko bikini pehne dekhte hue ...
ise tu hi rakh ... apni biwi ko pehnana .. mai chala ....

AMAR --- abe ruk na ... koi aur plan banate hai ...

MAI --- nahi ... ab tu kuch nahi sochega ... jo karunga mai hi karunga ... 3
din hai college khulne me ... ab jo hoga college me hi hoga ....

ye keh kar mai apne ghar chala gaya ...

lut gaya aashiq ... mit gai mohabbat ...

same ye hi halat thi meri ...

fate haal majnoo jaisi shakal liye mai ghar chala gaya ...

raste bhar khud ko kosta raha ... ki aalo , pyaaz ka bhaw tak to pata nahi
... chala tha ladki patane ..
wo bhi aise fukro ki madad se jinhe love ki spelling tak nahi pata ....

khair mai ghar pahucha .. aur seedha apne room me chala gaya ... mood
bahut thi kharab tha ...

man kar raha thi ki khud ka hi sar deewar per de maru ...
per sala nuksaan bhi mera hi tha ... ek to khamkha me khopdi khul jayegi
.. aur upar se mere pujniya bapu ji muft ka bhasan dete ...
idea turant radd kar diya ... per kisi na kisi par to bhadas nikaalni hi thi ...
to upar wale se best aur kon ho sakta tha ...

mai bed per baitha aur mundi chaat ki taraf kar li ... aur sabse pehla
dialogue amitabh bacchan ka mara ....

MAI --- aaj khus to bahut hoge tum .... meera se meri band bajwa di ...
mujhe sab pata hai ... ye sab tumhara hi kiya dhara hai ... badla le rahe
ho na mere se .... gaav me tumhe tumhari item se alag kya kiya ... tumne
meera ko mujhe alag kar diya ...
per mai haar manne wala nahi hu ... ek na ek din meera ko apna bana ke
hi rahunga ....

ab bas college khulne ki der hai ... fir dekhna mai kya karta hu ...

tabhi mujhe ek kavita yaad aayi ... jo bachpan me school me prayer ke

time hum bola karte the ....

hum honge kamyaab ...

hum honge kamyaab ..
hum honge kamyaab ek din .....

man me hai viswas ..

pura hai viswas ...
hum honge kamyaab ek din ...

to dosto ... isi tarah 3 din beet gaye ... is beech kuch khass nahi hua ...
zyada tar samay mai ghar per hi rehta .. aur meera ko patane ka tareeka
sochta rehta ....

per aap to jante hi hai .. is mamle me mai bail buddhi hu ... kuch nahi
sujha ....

mai subah ready hokar ghar se nikala aur amar aur rahul ke saath
college chala gaya ....

aaj hum canteen nahi gaye ... seedhe class room gaye ... aur apni jagah
per yani ki sabse peeche wali bench per baith gaye ...
time se thoda zaldi aa gaya tha .. to abhi zyada students nahi aaye the ...
yaha tak ki meera bhi nahi aayi thi ....

per mujhe zyada wait nahi karna pada ... kuch hi der me wo aayi ... aur
uske saath uski shaheli bhi thi ...

vidhi naam hai uska ... dekhne me to acchi hai ... per use bhi meera jaisi
hi bimari hai ... kitabi kida banne ki ...

use dekhte hi mere shaitani dimag me ek idea aaya ... ki kyu na meera
ko jalaya jaye ... wo bhi uske best friend ke jariye ....

vidhi me ek bahut badi kharabi thi ... ki wo bahut zaldi emotional ho jati
hai ... kisi ke bhi zhooth ko sach maan leti hai ...

bas is baat ka thoda sa fayda mujhe uthana tha ...

mujhe meera ko patane ka idea mil chuka tha ...

agar gf ke samne kisi aur ladki ko bhaav do .. to gf jal bhun jati hai ...

aur agar ladki uski shaheli ho to fir kya kehne ....

mai meera ke samne uski best friend vidhi ko lift dene ka soch liya ... to
ab subh kaam me deri kyu ...

mai bench per se khada hua ... ki amar ne mera haath pakadte hue bola
..

AMAR --- oye hero .. kaha ja raha hai ... abhi meera ke paas mat ja ...
warna puri class ke samne teri chaddhi utar degi ...

MAI --- abe mai vidhi ke paas ja raha hu ..

RAHUL --- uske paas kyu ...

MAI -- yaar samjha karo ... uske samne agar mai vidhi ko bhaav dunga to
wo jal jayegi ... aur wo jitna jalegi utni zaldi mere paas aayegi ...
meri baat sunkar amar khus ho gaya ...

AMAR --- waah yaar ... mast plan hai ... mai bhi chalta hu ...

MAI --- tu kya karega ...

AMAR --- abe tu meera ko jalana .. mai vidhi ko line marunga ...

mai fir se baithte hue pyar se amar se kaha ...

MAI --- apna juta utar ...

AMAR --- kyu ...

MAI --- utar to sahi ...

amar ne apna juta utara ... maine uska juta uthaya aur do char usi ke
laga diye ...

MAI --- sale ... ek to mai meera ko patane ke liye chara daal raha hu ..
aur tu usi chare ko khana chahta hai ... baitha reh yahi chup chap ... hilna
bhi nahi dono ...

dono ko dhamki dekar mai khada hua aur badh gaya meera aur vidhi ki
or ...

dono baato me magan thi .. per mai jaise hi pahucha dono chup ho gai
aur mujhe ghoorne lagi ...

meera to jaise kha hi jayegi ... per vidhi normally ghoor rahi thi ...

isse pehle ki meera sabke samne mera kachra karti mai vidhi se bola ...

MAI --- hi vidhi ... mujhe tumse kuch jaruri baat karni hai ...

VIDHI --- haa bolo ...

MAI --- yaha nahi bahar chalo ... tumhare aas paas ka mahool theek nahi
hai ...

meri baat per meera ki aankhe gusse se laal ho gai ... aisa lag raha tha ki
abhi kaccha chaba jayegi ...

per wo abhi kuch nahi kar sakti thi ...

tabhi vidhi boli

VIDHI --- tumhe jo kehna hai yahi kaho ...

mai bhi to yahi chahta tha ki meera ko aakhir pata to chale ki mai kya
karne wala hu ...

MAI (sad hote hue)--- vidhi tumhe to pata hi hai ki do mahine baad
hamare final exam hai ..

VIDHI --- haa to ...

MAI --- fir uske baad hum sab alag ho jayenge ... teen saal jo hamne
saath gujare ... wo ek pal me khatam ho jayega .... sab apne apne raste
ho jayenge ... fir pata nahi dobara kab milna ho ...

VIDHI --- sahi keh rahe ho tum ... hamara itna purana saath .. bas do
mahine ke baad khatam ho jayega ... per ye to hona hi tha ... zindagi me
aage badhne ke liye ... purani yaado ko bhoolna hi padta hai ...

MAI --- meri bahut dino se ek tamanna hai ... ki mai tumhare saath ek
cup coffee piyo ... aakhir Jane anjane maine na Jane kitni baar tumhara
bhi dil dukhaya hai ... mai un sab ke liye maafi mangna chahta hu ...

vidhi mushkurate hue boli ...

VIDHI --- are wo to mai kab ka bhool chuki ... tumhe maafi mangne ki koi
jarurat nahi ...

MAI --- tumhara dil kitna bada hai vidhi ... sach me tum bahut acchi ho ...
lekin jab tak tum mere saath nahi chalti ho .. mere man ko shanti nahi
milegi ... plz vidhi .. bas ek baar mere saath chalo ...

VIDHI ---- lekin ...

MAI --- ab koi lekin wekin nahi ... aaj apne kuch keemti samay mujhe de
do .. plz ... plz ...

vidhi ne ek baar meera ki taraf dekha aur boli ...

VIDHI --- theek hai .. chalungi ... per meera bhi saath jayegi ...

MAI --- nahi vidhi ... mai tumhare saath time spend karna chahta hu ..
mai nahi chahta ki hamare beech koi teesra ho ... kya tum ek din apni
shaheli ke bina mere saath nahi chal sakti ...

vidhi fir se duvidha me pad gai ... use mere saath Jana to tha .. per
meera ke bina use accha nahi lag raha tha ...

wahi meera ka to gusse se bura haal tha ... use jalan ho rahi thi .. iska
pata uske chahre se saaf pata chal raha tha ...

per bechari kar bhi kya sakti thi ...majburan use vidhi ko akele Jane ko
bolna hi pada ...

MEERA --- tu jaa vidhi ... mai yaha dekh lungi ...

bol to wo vidhi ko rahi thi ... per nigahe meri or thi ...

meera se permission milte hi vidhi khadi ho gai ... aur mere saath class
se bahar aa gai ...

bahar aate hi wo boli ...

VIDHI -- oh my god .. mai to apna bag ander hi bhool gai ... mai abhi leke
aati hu ...

MAI --- theek hai .. jaao ...

wo class ke ander chali gai ... uske jate hi mai khusi se naach utha ...
aakhir plan jo kamyaab hua ... meera jalne lagi thi ... yani ab wo khud
mere paas aayegi ...
mai man hi man khud ko shabashi dene laga ... ki kya mast dimag paya
hai maine ....

kuch hi der me vidhi apna bag leke aa gai ... aur hum chal pade ...

mai canteen ki taraf Jane laga ... ki tabhi vidhi boli ...

VIDHI --- nikhil ... sorry .. per mai canteen nahi ja sakti ...

MAI --- kyu kya hua ...

VIDHI --- canteen ka jo owner hai .. wo mere papa ke dost hai ... agar
unhone mujhe tumhare saath waha baithe dekh liya ... to galat saq
karenge ... aur baat papa tak chali jayegi ...

MAI --- oh .. ye to problem hai ...ab kya kare ...

VIDHI --- ek kaam karte hai ... bahar chalte hai ... kisi acche se restaurant
me baith kar coffee piyenge ... ok

MAI (man me )--- sala acche restaurant me coffee ka charge bhi accha hi
thokte hai .. per koi baat nahi ... 100 rs hai ... itne me to coffee aa hi
jayegi ...

MAI --- good idea ... to fir chale ...

fir maine apni bike likali ... aur dono chal pade coffee pine ....

sala ek ladki patane ke liye kya kya karna padta hai ... lekin koi baat nahi
... meera jalne lagi .. matlab mera plan success raha ... ab din dur nahi
jab meera meri baaho me hogi ...

maine meera ko pane ke liye ek jabardast chaal chali ...
usi ki shaheli ko uski ke samne coffee ke liye le gaya ...

jisse meera jal bhun gai ...

mai aur vidhi ek bade se restaurant me gaye ... ye jagah vidhi ki hi

pasand ki thi ...
bahut bada restaurant tha ... kisi shandar hotel se kam nahi lag raha tha
...

maine bike park ki aur dono ander Jane lage .... gate tak pahuche hi the
ki ek darwaan ne gate khola ... aur ek kadak salute ke saath hamara
swagat kiya ...

maa kasam itni izzat mujhe aaj tak kabhi nahi mili ...

hum ander gaye ... waha ka nazara ekdum faadu tha ... aisa lag raha tha
ki kisi rajmahal me aa gaya hu ... total rajwada look ... har cheej rajsi ....
yaha tak ki waitero ke kapde bhi ....

bilkul jannat me pahuch gaya tha ...

ab dharti me jannat dekhne ka charge to lagta hi hai ... aur mai kangla
jeb me 100 rs leke waha gaya tha ... fatni to thi hi ...

khair mai aur vidhi waha khade khade ander ka nazara le hi rahe the .. ki
ek waiter hamare paas aaya .. aur ek table ke paas le gaya ... aur hame
baithne ko bol kar chala gaya ...

hum baithe hi the ki wo waiter fir se aa gaya aur do menu card hamare
samne rakh kar order ka wait karne laga . .

maine jaise hi card khola ... maa kasam pura hill gaya ... aisa laga ki jaise
kisi ne laat maar ke swarg se zameen per patak diya ho .....

itna mahanga ... maine kabhi socha hi nahi tha .. . koi bhi item 100 se
neeche tha hi nahi ...

fir meri nazar coffee per padi ... 45 rs ki ek coffee ... sale aisa kya milate
hai coffee me jo 45 rs ki bechte hai ... maine aaj tak 10 rs se upar kabhi
coffee nahi pi ....

reh reh kar mai khud ko kos raha tha ... ki kya jarurat thi meera ko jalane
ki ... uske chakkar me mai khud ki marwa baitha ....
per ab kar bhi kya sakta tha ... coffee ke liye le ke aaya tha ... to wo pilani
to padegi hi ...
mai soch hi raha tha ki vidhi ne order de diya ..

VIDHI --- do coffee ... aur do plate paw bhazi ....

ye sunkar mere to rongte hi khade ho gaye ...

maine zaldi se rate dekha to dimag hi ghoom gaya ... 180 rs per plate ....
yani ki do plate ke 360 ra ... aur 90 rs coffee ... total 450 rs ... aur jeb me
hai 100 rs ...

maine turant vidhi se bola ...

MAI --- yaar sirf coffee pite hai na .. khana baad me kisi din kha lenge ...

VIDHI --- ab aaye hai to kha hi lete hai .. baar baar yaha aana to hoga
nahi ... waise bhi mujhe bhook bhi lagi hai ...

ab mai aur kya bol sakta tha ... pichwada fati padi thi ... lekin fir bhi
hoontho per mushkaan thi ...

waiter to order leke chala gaya ... aur mai sochne laga ki ab kya karu ...

shayad vidhi meri halat samajh gai thi ...

VIDHI --- kya hua .. koi problem hai ...

MAI --- nahi to ...

VIDHI --- dekho ... ab jab dosti ki hai to har baat share bhi karna seekh lo
...

MAI --- aisa kuch nahi hai ...

VIDHI --- befikar bolo ... shayad mai kuch madad kar saku ...

ab maine batana hi theek samjha ...

MAI --- yaar wo kya hai na ... maine socha tha ki sirf coffee piyenge ... to
mai zyada paise lekar aaya nahi tha ... sirf 100 rs hi hai mere paas ...
meri baat sunkar vidhi mushkurayi ...

VIDHI --- bas itni si baat ... chalo aaj ka bill mai de deti hu ... ab to khus
ho na ..

kasam se dosto jo khusi mujhe mili .. wo pehle kabhi mehsus nahi hui ...

MAI --- thanks yaar ... tumne meri izzat bacha li ... lekin mai baad me
tumhe pura paisa de dunga ...

VIDHI --- iski koi jarurat nahi ... mai paise nahi lungi ... baad me kisi din
aisi hi party de dena .. ok ..

MAI --- ok ... jab kahogi .. tab de dunga ...

tabhi waha waiter aa gaya .. aur hamara order rakh kar chala gaya ...

humne saath khana khaya ... fir vidhi boli ...

VIDHI --- chalo ek ek ice cream ho jaye ..

MAI -- jaisi tumhari marzi ...

fir usne do ice cream order ki ... jab tak ice cream aati .. wo fresh hone
bathroom chali gai ... aur mai sochne laga ki kitni acchi ladki hai ... mere
na bolne par bhi meri problem samajh gai ... jiski kismat me wo hogi ...
wo aadmi dusra lucky insaan hoga .... kyuki pehla to mai hi hu ... ab
meera jaisi bhi hai ... per uski barabari kisi se nahi kar sakta ...

mai yahi sab soch raha tha ki waiter ice cream leke aa gaya ... aur saath
me bill bhi ... 550 rs ka bill tha ....

bill ke saath saath ek letter bhi waiter ne mujhe diya ... aur bola ki mere
saath jo madem thi ye unhone hi mujhe dene ko kaha hai ... ye keh kar
wo chala gaya ...

aur mai latter haath me liye sochne laga ki vidhi ne mujhe letter kyu diya
... aakhir kya LIKHA hai usne ...
maine jaise hi wo latter khol ke padha to meri aankho ke samne andhera
chaane laga ... meri duniya lut gai thi ...

aap log bhi sun lo kya LIKHA tha ...

"" dear nikhil ... khud ko bahut smart samajhte ho ... per shayad tum nahi
jante ki meera tumse bees kadam aage hai ... ladki patane ka ye tareeka
bahut purana hai ... meera to tabhi samajh gai thi jab tum class me
hamare paas aaye the ... aur usi ne mujhe aisa karne ko bola tha ... jab
mai bag lene gai thi tab ...
chalo ab zaldi se bill bharo ... warna bartan dhone padenge ... aur haa
ice cream jaroor khana ... yaha ki ice cream bahut testy hai ... ok mai
chalti hu ... best of luck .... ""

fir se lut gaya aashiq .. mit gai mohabbat ....

mai ek haath me ice cream aur dusre haath me letter liye ... apne halat
per ro raha tha ...

mera plan fir se chaupat ho chuka tha ...

meri halat per ek Sher arz hai ..

" mai gaya tha chidiya lene .. haath me aaya ullu ..

nikku teri khusiyo pe hai .. baba ji ka thullu ..... "

mai man hi man vidhi ko kos raha tha ... ki kabhi teri saadi na ho ... tu
randvi mar jaye ... agar galti se saadi ho bhi gai ... to tera pati kala bhaisa
mota ho ... aasmaan ki jagah chand uske sar pe chamke ... uski height
raj pal yadav se bhi kam ho ... tu kabhi sukhi na rehe ...

aur bhi pata nahi kya kya bake ja raha tha ... ab mai kosne ke alawa kar
bhi kya sakta tha ...

tabhi mujhe mere pyare dosto ki yaad aayi .... mere sukh dukh ke saathi
... mere jeene ka shahara ... mere langotiya yaar ...

maine turant amar ko call kiya ...

MAI --- bhai ... kaha hai tu ..

AMAR -- class me hi hu .. teacher aaye nahi to sab masti kar rahe ...

MAI --- yaar kuch paise leke MAHARAJA RESTAURANT aaja ... kand ho
gaya hai ..

AMAR --- ab yaad aayi hamari ... sale kuch der pehle to jute se maar
raha tha .. aur bola apni jagah se hilna tak nahi ... ab bhala hum teri baat
kaise taal sakte hai ..

MAI --- sale ... abhi waqt mila tum logo ka badla lene ka ... baad me le
Lena mere baap ... lekin abhi zaldi se aaja .. nahi to meri faad di jayegi
...

AMAR --- sale jab fat ti hai tabhi dost yaad aate hai ...

MAI --- yaar ab ladkiyo jaise taane mat maar ... abhi aaja ... baad me jo
karna hai kar Lena ..

AMAR --- chal theek hai ... waise kitne paise laane hai ...

MAI --- 600 rs ...

AMAR --- chal theek hai .. aata hu ... per thoda time lagega ...

MAI --- are zaldi aa ...

AMAR --- abe paise manage karne me thoda time to lagega na ..

MAI --- ok ok .. lekin thoda zaldi kosis karna bhai ...

itna keh kar maine call cut kar di ... dil ko kafi sukun mila ... ki chalo is
matlabi duniya me aise dost to mile jo har kadam pe mera saath dete hai
...

ab mere paas sirf wait karne ke alawa aur kuch nahi bacha tha ... mai ice
cream khate khate unka wait karne laga ...
ek ghanta ho gaya per dono nahi aaye ... maine call bhi kiya per salo ne
received nahi kiya ...

ab meri dil ki dhadkan fir se badhne lagi ...

2 ghante ho gaye .. lekin wo dono nahi aaye .. aur na call revive kar rahe
...

in do ghanto me waiter 3 chakkar laga gaya ki mai baitha kyu hu ... bill
bhi pay nahi kar raha ....

unhe mai baar baar samjha deta ki mai apne friends ka wait kar raha hu
...

dosto meri fati padi thi ... samajh me hi nahi aa raha thi ki aakhir dono
aaye kyu nahi ... aur na phone utha rahe hai ..
kuch to gadbad hai ....

mai ye sab soch hi raha tha ki mujhe samne se meera aati nazar aayi ...

ek zhareeli mushkaan liye .. meri taraf badh rahi thi ...

use dekh kar to meri halat aur bhi kharab ho gai thi .. mujhe pata tha ki
wo meri taang kheenchne hi aa rahi hai ...

meera aake theek mere samne baith gai ... aur boli ...

MEERA --- kya hua THE GREAT NIKHIL VARMA ... aisi halat kyu bana
rakkhi hai ...

mai kuch na bola ...

MEERA --- bechara ... 100 rs leke ladki ko date pe leke aaya ... ab kya
karoge ... kyuki tumhare dost bhi nahi aane wale ...

maine hairani se uski taraf dekha ... to wo has ke boli ...

MEERA --- bilkul sahi soch rahe ho ... uski bhi maine hi fasaya ....
awasthi sir unki class le rahe hai .... wo bhi special wali ....

maine fir se apna sar zhuka liya ...

MEERA --- ab kya karoge ... dimag kaam nahi kar raha ... aur lo mujhse
panga ... aaj tak kabhi mujhse jeete ho .. jo aaj jeet jaate .... tumhare
bhale ke liye keh rahi hu ... bhool jaao mujhe ... mujhe pane ke liye tum
jitni mehnat kar kare ho .. agar utni kisi aur ladki ke liye karoge .. to wo
zaldi pat jayegi ...

mai fir bhi kuch na bola ...

usne payment ki aur boli ...

MEERA --- chalo ab ...

mai chup chap khada hua ... aur uske saath chal pada ...

parking se bike li .. aur meera ko bitha kar ghar ki taraf chal pada .... usi
ne bola tha ki ab college Jane se koi fayda nahi ... use ghar chood du
...to mai uske ghar ki taraf chal pada ...

pure raste hum khamosh baithe rahe .. na wo kuch boli aur na mai ...

uska ghar aane se thodi dur pehle hi usne bike rokne ko kaha .. maine
bike rok di .. wo utar gai ... aur boli ..

MEERA --- yaha se mai chali jaungi ... ab tum bhi jaao ... aur haa ... meri
baat yaad rakhna ... bhool jaao mujhe ... mai ab kabhi bhi tumhari nahi
ho sakti ... faltu ki mehnat mat karna ... thoda dimag padhai me bhi
lagana. .. kuch ban jaaoge to koi acchi ladki bhi mil jayegi ... ok ... bye ..

itna bolkar wo Jane lagi ... wo do kadam hi aage badhi thi ki maine use
roka ..

MAI --- meera ... ek min. ruko ..

wo ruki aur palat kar mujhe dekhne lagi ...

maine bike ka side stand lagaya aur bike se utra ... fir uske paas Jake
bola ...

MAI --- shayad tum sahi keh rahi ho ... hame alag ho Jana chahiye ... ab
tum be fikar ho jaao ... mai tumhe tang nahi karunga ... ho sakta hai meri
kismat me koi aur likhi ho ... good bye meera ...

ye keh kar maine uske gaal me kiss kar diya aur zaldi se waha se bhaag
gaya ...

wo aascharya se mujhe jate dekhti rahi ...

aur mai jate hue apne man me sochne laga ...

MAI --- yaar abhi dimag lagaya hi kaha hai ... tum sirf meri ho ... aur mai
tumhe pa ke rahunga ... ab dekho mai kya karta hu ... tumhe agar khud
se na kubool karwaya ki tum mujhe pyar karti ho .. to mera naam nikhil
nahi ...

mai ghar pahucha aur seedhe apne room me chala gaya ... abhi fresh
hone ka socha hi tha ki mera phone baja ...

maine dekha to call meera ka tha ... mere hoontho per mushkurahat aa
gai .. kyuki mai janta tha ki wo call jaroor karegi ... mujhe galiya dene ke
liye ... aakhir kaam hi aisa kiya tha maine ...

maine call receive kiya ...

MAI --- hay .. meri jaan .. abhi tumhe hi yaad kar raha tha ...

MEERA --- tumhari himmat kaise hui mujhe kiss karne ki ... wo bhi beech
road per ...

MAI --- ok agli baar kone me le Jake karunga ...

MEERA --- thappad khaoge ... fir se ye sab kiya to ..

MAI --- theek hai .. tum thappad marti rehna .. aur mai kiss karta rahunga
...

MEERA --- pagal ho kya ... ek baar me baat samajh me nahi aati ...
maine kaha tha na ki ab mai tumhe pyar nahi karti ... per tum to haath
dho ke peeche pade ho ...

MAI --- sir haath dho ke nahi meri rani ... Naha dho ke bolo ... wo bhi
lifebuoy total se .... 99% kitanu mare ...

MEERA --- fir bhi 1 % bach jata hai ... jo itne ziddi hote hai ki Jane ka
naam hi nahi lete .. bilkul tumhari tarah ..

MAI --- ab jo bhi hu .. jaisa bhi hu ... sirf tumhara hi hu ...

MEERA --- tumhe to kuch samjhana hi bekar hai ... bhaad me jaao tum
...

itna keh kar meera ne call cut kar diya ... aur mai hasta hua bathroom ki
taraf chala gaya ...

Naha dho ke mai bahar aaya to dekha dadu mere room me baithe hai ...

mai kapde badalte hue bola ...

MAI --- kya baat hai retired army officer aaj mere room me ...

DADU --- baat hi kuch aisi hai ... aaj se mera dusman mera kuch nahi
bigad payega ...

MAI --- kon sa dusman ...

DADU --- tu .... mera sabse bada dusman .... mere laal aaj se tere acche
din gaye ...

MAI --- oh ... to ye baat hai ... Zara mai bhi to sunu ki baat kya hai ...
kiske dum pe aap itna uchal rahe hai ...

DADU ---- abhi tu kaha se aa raha hai ...

MAI --- Obama se mil ke ... unke saath meeting thi na ...

DADU --- are bata na kaha se aa raha hai ...

MAI --- are college gaya tha .. to wahi se aaunga na ..

DADU --- zhooth ... maine tujhe meera ke saath uske ghar ke paas
dekha tha ...

ye sunkar meri to fat gai ...

MAI --- haa .. wo mai use ghar drop kar raha tha ... bas ...

DADU --- munna mere ... uske baad jo kiya .. wo bhi dekha maine ...

kasam se dosto ... meri aisi fati ki shayad mochi bhi na sil paye ...

MAI -- kya dekha aapne ...

DADU --- tune beech sadak pe ... chee chee ... mujhe to sharam aati hai
kehne me bhi ...

ab mujhe yakeen ho gaya tha ki buddhe ne sab dekh liya hai ... ab
chupane se koi fayda nahi ...

MAI --- haa kiya to ... meri hone wali biwi hai .. mai nahi karunga to kya
padosi karega ... aur waise bhi aapko saram nahi aati apne pote ka
chumma chati dekhte hue ...

DADU --- ab tu beech road me hi suru ho jayega to mai kya karu ...

MAI --- aur aap to aise sharma rahe hai jaise ki aapne dadi ke saath ye
sab kabhi kiya hi nahi ...

DADU --- haa to kiya hai na ... magar maine teri dadi ke saath apne room
me kiya hai ... teri taraf road me chumma nahi deta firta tha ...

MAI --- haa to fir kara do na meri bhi saadi ... fir mai bhi aap logo ki tarah
ghar me hi kiya karunga ... waise ab to dadi aapko chune bhi nahi deti
hogi ... buddhe jo ho gaye ho ...

DADU --- kisne kaha tujhse ... Buddha hoga tera baap ... mai to abhi bhi
teri dadi ko roj pappi zhappi deta hu ....

bas dadu ne itna kaha hi tha ki tabhi dadi room me aa gai ... aur aate hi
dadu per baras padi ...

DADI --- ek number ke besharam aadmi ho ... dimag naam ki koi cheej hi
nahi hai tumhare paas ... pote se aisi baate karte sharam nahi aayi ...
chee .... aaj ke baad kabhi mujhse baat mat karna ...

ye keh kar dadi waha se chali gai ... dadu ki shakal dekhne layak thi ....

DADU --- ye yaha kaise aa gai ...

MAI --- maine hi bulaya tha ...

DADU --- kab ..

MAI --- jab aapne meera ki baat suru ki thi ... mai samajh gaya tha ki aap
meri band bajane aaye hai .. isiliye maine chupke se dadi ka no. dial kar
diya tha ... aur wo hamari baate sunte hue yaha aa gai ...

DADU --- bahut bada kameena hai tu ... narak me bhi jagah nahi milegi
tujhe ...

ye kehte hue dadu bahar chale gaye ... aur mai hasta raha ....

bade aaye the meri faadne ... ab khud ki fadwa ke chale gaye ....

dadu ki band bajane ke baad mai hall me gaya ...

sirf bhabhi hi waha mili ... t.v. per koi serial dekh rahi thi .... mujhe bahut
bhook lagi thi to maine bhabhi se bola ...

MAI --- bhabhi .. khana do .. bahut bhook lagi hai ..

BHABHI --- bas do min. ruk .. abhi ye khatam hone wala hai ..
MAI --- kya bhabhi jab dekho tab saas bahu serial dekhti rehti ho ... kuch
accha dekha karo na ...

BHABHI --- isse accha aur kuch ho hi nahi sakta ... tu nahi samjhega ...

MAI --- waise kon sa serial dekh rahi ho ..

BHABHI --- udaan ....

MAI --- kon wo colors t.v. ka .. kya naam tha us ladki ka ... haa chakor ..
wahi wala ...

BHABHI --- haa wahi ...

MAI --- accha serial hai ... suru me mai bhi dekhta tha ... kuch hat ke hai
... khaas kar us chakor ka roll ... mast hai ...

fir mai bhi wo dekhne laga ... kuch der baad to mera dimag hi ghoom
gaya ... man kiya ki t.v. hi food du ....

ab aap hi batao ye kaise sambhaw hai .. suruat me chakor aur uski

bahan imli ki age me zyada farak nahi tha ... ab suddenly chakor itni badi
ho gai ... aur imli abhi bhi utni ki utni ... ab ye upar wale ka karisma to ho
nahi sakta ...

sale ye director full ullu banate rehte hai .. aur ye ladies banti rehti hai ...
aakhir aadhe dimag ki jo hoti hai ...

ab inke samne inke fev. serial ki burai bhi nahi kar sakte ... warna .... ye
mai nahi bataunga ... khud try karke dekho ....

khair kuch hi der me serial khatam hua aur bhabhi ne mujhe khana diya
...

mai khana kha raha tha aur bhabhi mere paas baithi thi ... tabhi bhabhi
boli ...
BHABHI --- oye nikku ... kal kya hai pata hai na tujhe ...

MAI --- haa .. Sunday hai .. mast 9 baje tak sounga ...

BHABHI --- oye idiot ... Sunday hai wo to mujhe bhi pata hai ... lekin
saath me ek khaas baat bhi hai ..

MAI --- kyu .. kal kya khaas hai ... koi naya serial suru hone wala hai kya
...

BHABHI -- are bewkoof bhool gaya kal dada dadi ki marriage anniversary
hai ...

MAI --- oh my god ... kal unki anniversary hai .. aur ye mai bhool gaya ...

BHABHI --- aaj kal tu sab kuch bhoolne laga hai ... dimag kahi aur rehta
hai kya ...

MAI (man me )--- ab kya batau bhabhi ... ki mera dimag har waqt kaha
laga rehta hai ...

BHABHI --- are kya soch raha hai ...

MAI --- kuch nahi .. bas ye ki kal ka din hum kaise celebrate kare ...

BHABHI --- party rakhte hai ...

MAI --- are kya aap bhi .. ye party warty badi boring hoti hai ...

tabhi mera dimag thanka .. ki yaar party me to meera bhi aayegi ... tab to
use chhedne me bada maza aayega ...

MAI --- waise idea bura nahi hai ... rakh lo party ... aur sabhi ko bulana ...

BHABHI (mushkurate hue)-- haa haa ... sabko invitation dungi ... aur
khaas taur pe meera ko ...

MAI (sharmate hue)-- kya bhabhi aap bhi ...

BHABHI --- oye hoy .... tujhe sharam bhi aati hai ...

mera khana ho chuka tha ... mai uthte hue bola ...

MAI ---- aap kabhi nahi sudhroge ...

ye keh kar mai apne room me chala gaya ....

tabhi mujhe yaad aaya ki dadi to dadu se naraj hai ...

MAI --- ye maine theek nahi kiya yaar ... kal unki anniversary hai aur aaj
hi dadi ko dadu se naraz karwa diya ... ab jab ye sab maine kiya to theek
karna bhi mera hi kaam hai ...

yahi soch kar mai dadi ke room ki taraf badh gaya ....

mai dadi ko manane unke room ki taraf chal pada ....

darwaja halka khula hua tha ... mai ander ghus gaya ...

dadi bed me gusse se baithi dadu ko abhi bhi daant rahi thi ... aur dadu
unke samne kursi me baith kar sir zhukaye chup chap daant sun rahe the
...

mujhe dekhte hi dadi chup ho gai .. aur dadu ne ek baar tarsi nigaho se
mujhe dekha .. jaise ki keh rahe ho ki ab tu hi kuch kar sakta hai ...

mai mushkurate hue dadi ke baas Jake baith gaya ... aur bola ...

MAI --- kya hua .. meri soni moni .. meri gudiya ... abhi bhi naraz hai ...

DADI --- haa hu ... per tujhse nahi .. tere dada se ...

MAI --- aur wo kyu bhala ...

DADI --- tu to aise puch raha hai .. jaise ki kuch pata hi nahi ...
MAI --- oh to aap is liye naraz hai ki dadu aapse kitna pyar karte hai ye
baat mujhe batai ...

DADI --- haa ... are Zara bhi akal nahi hai .. kab ,kaha kiske samne kaisi
baat karni chahiye ....

MAI --- dadi ... kya mai paraya hu aapke liye ....

DADI --- pagal hai kya .. ye kaisi baate kar raha hai ... tu meri jaan hai ...
mere kaleje ka tukda hai ... tu ye soch bhi kaise sakta hai ki mai tujhe
paraya manti hu ...

MAI --- lo abhi aapne hi to bola .. ki dadu ko kab kaha kiske samne kaisi
baat karni chahiye ye pata nahi hai ...

DADI --- maine to isliye kaha ki koi dada apne pote se aisi baat karta hai
kya ...

MAI --- dadi ek baat batao ... dada aur pote ka rista kaisa hota hai ...

DADI --- mujhe nahi pata ...

MAI --- dadi .... dada aur pote ka rista ek dost jaisa hota hai ... insaan ki
age jaise jaise badhti jati hai .. uske ander ki dabi hui icchaye bhi badhti
jati hai ... per wo us age me kuch kar nahi pata ... isliye wo khud ko aur
apni sari icchao ko apne pote me dekhta hai ... wo apne pote ke jariye
apni icchao ko puri karta hai ... uske saath khelta hai ... uske saath
ghoomta hai ... usse baate karta hai ... aur usse ladta bhi hai ... jaisa ki
ek dost ke saath kiya jata hai ...
aur dadi ... sacchi dosti to tab hoti hai jab dono apni har ek baat ek dusre
se share karte hai ....
ab aap mano ya na mano ... dadu bhi apni har ke baat mujhse share
karte hai ... haa bas tareeka dusra hota hai ...
aapne kabhi goor kiya hai ki dadu har baar mujhse sharth me haar jate
hai ... lekin fir bhi sharth lagate rehte hai ...
asal baat to ye hai ki wo jaan bujh kar mujhse haar jate hai ... taki mai
jeet jaau ... kyuki ek dada ko apni jeet ki utni khusi nahi hoti hai ... jitni ki
pote ke haar ka gum unhe hota hai ....
DADI --- manti hu ki dada pote ka rista ek dost ki tarah hota hai ... magar
iska matlab ye nahi ki wo har ek baat share kare ...

MAI --- dadi ... aap dadu ki baat ko dusre najriye se kyu nahi dekh rahi
hai ... aap ye kyu nahi soch rahi hai ki dadu abhi bhi aapse kitna pyar
karte hai .... saadi ke itne saalo baad bhi kisi pati patni me itna pyar bhala
kaha hota hai ... dadu aapse bahut bahut pyar karte hai ... tabhi to aap
kitni der se unhe daant rahi hai .. per unhone ek baar bhi palat kar aapse
kuch kaha .... chup chap sir zhukaye aapki daant sun rahe hai ... jabki
inki koi galti nahi hai .... unhe maine hi uksaya tha aisi baate karne ke liye
... aur waise bhi unhone mujhse aisi baate ki .. kisi bahar wale se nahi ...
kya mai aap dono ki itni si baat bhi nahi jaan sakta ....

ye sunte hi dadi mushkurayi aur mujhe gale laga liya ...

DADI --- mera sona baccha ... tu to meri jaan hai ... chal ab nahi hoti
naraz ...

MAI --- na ... mujhe yakeen nahi hai ...

maine apna gaal aage badhate hue bola ..

MAI --- pehle ek sweet si pappi do ... fir yakeen hoga ...

dadi ne turant mere dono gaalo pe ek ek pappi di ... aur boli ...

DADI --- ab to khus ...

MAI --- bahut khus ...

maine dadu ki taraf dekha ... wo bhi hame dekh kar mushkura rahe the
...

maine dadu ko dadi ke bagal me bithaya ... aur bola ...

MAI --- waah ... ise kehte hai RAB NE BANA DI JODI ... kisi ki nazar na
lage mere is sweet se jode per ...

maine apna mobile nikala aur ek photo le li ... kasam se dosto ... maine
isse acchi photo aaj tak nahi dekhi ... meri life ki best photo thi ye ....

fir mai dadu ke paas gaya aur bola ...

MAI --- dadu .. ab bina koi sawal kiya mujhe apna ATM do ... mujhe kal
aap dono ko gift dena hai ...

dadu ne bina koi sawal kiye apna ATM mujhe de diya ... aur bola ..

DADU --- apne liye aur meri dono bahuo ke liye bhi kuch le Lena ..

MAI --- theek hai le lunga ...

itna keh kar mai waha se Jane laga ... darwaje tak pahuckar mai ruka aur
palat kar dadi se bola ..

MAI --- waise dadi ... ab jo bhi karna darwaja band karke karna ...

itna keh kar mai hasne laga ...

DADI --- ruk .. tujhe abhi batati hu ..

per mai kaha rukne wala tha ... bhaag kar seedha bhabhi ke room ke
chala gaya ...

mai dadu dadi ke room se bhagta hua seedha bhabhi ke room me chala
gaya ...

bhabhi apne bed per leti hui thi .. mai Jake unke bagal me baith gaya aur
bola ...

MAI --- kya hua bhabhi . tabiyat theek nahi hai kya ??

BHABHI --- nahi to .. mai theek hu .. aisa kyu pucha ...

MAI --- wo aap so rahi thi .. to mujhe laga ki shayad aapki tabiyat theek
nahi hai ..
BHABHI --- are wo to mai bas aise hi leti hui thi ... thoda thak gai hu na ...

MAI -- oh .. to aap thak gai hai .. matlab ab aap mere saath shopping
nahi ja payengi ...

shopping ka naam sunte hi bhabhi turant uth baithi ... aur boli ...

BHABHI --- are mai theek hu ... thoda thak gai thi ... per abhi aaram kar
liya na ... to theek ho gai ...

mai mushkurate hue bola ...

MAI --- waah re upar wale ... kya gazab ke sample hoti hai ye aurate ..
shopping ka naam sunte hi .. aise uchal padti hai jaise Kohinoor hera mil
gaya ho ...

bhabhi mere kaan kheechti hui boli ...

BHABHI --- bahut bolne laga hai tu ... jab teri wali aa jayegi to dekhungi ..
teri sari bolti band kar degi wo ...

MAI --- are mai to zindagi bhar gunga ban ke rehne ko taiyar hu bhabhi ..
bas ek baar wo aa to jaye ...

bhabhi hasti hui boli ...

BHABHI --- tu to bilkul pagal ho gaya hai ... accha wo sab chhod .. aur ye
bata ... ki aachanak se shopping ki kya sujhi ...

MAI --- are bhabhi kal dadu dadi ki anniversary hai .. to unke liye gift to
lena hi hai ... aur saath me aap logo ke liye bhi kuch le lenge ...

BHABHI --- oye mungeri laal ... ye haseen sapne dekhne band kar ... aur
ye bata ki paise hai ...

maine dadu ka ATM dikhate hue bola ...

MAI --- ye dekho ... dadu ne diya hai .. aur bola hai ki unki sabhi bahuo
ke liye bhi unki pasand ki dress le lena ...
ye sunte hi bhabhi khus ho gai .. aur boli ...

BHABHI --- are waah ... maza aa jayega .. mai abhi mummy ji ko bata ke
aati hu ...

mai unhe rokte hue bola ..

MAI --- are nahi bhabhi ... mom ko mat le chalo ...

BHABHI -- kyu ...

MAI --- are samjha karo na .. meera bhi to hogi na ...

BHABHI --- oh ho ... to ye baat hai ... meera .....

ye keh kar bhabhi ne meri chutki kaat li ...

BHABHI --- ok ok ... nahi le chalte unhe ... per fir bhi batana to padega hi
na ... thodi hi der me papa ji aur tere bhaiya aa jayenge ... unhe chai
nashta bhi to dena hai ...

MAI --- theek hai aap mom ko bata do .. aur haa ek kaam aur hai ...
meera ko bhi call karke bata dena ...

BHABHI --- ok mai bata dungi ...

fir mai apne room me aa gaya ... aur ready hone laga ...

mai ready hokar hall me aa gaya aur bhabhi ka wait karne laga ... kareeb
aadhe ghante baad bhabhi aayi ...

MAI --- kitna time lagati ho aap ... ab tak to pahuc bhi jate ...

BHABHI --- oye ... hum ladies ko thoda time lagta hai ... abhi tujhe
samajh me nahi aayega ... jab teri biwi bhi aa jayegi na sab samajh
jayega ...

MAI --- theek hai mujhe jab samajh me aayega tab dekhenge ... per abhi
to chalo ... aur meera ka kya hua ...
BHABHI --- are use call kar diya tha ... aur seedha mall me aane ko bol
diya ... ab tak to nikal bhi chuki hogi ...

itna sunte hi mai bahar bhaga ... aur bike nikal ke chalne ko ready ho
gaya ... jaise hi bhabhi baithi ... maine bike bhaga di ...

aur 20 min. me hi mall pahuc gaya ... bhabhi ko utar kar maine bike
parking area me Jake park kar di ... aur bhaag kar bhabhi ke paas aa
gaya ... aur idhar udhar dekhne laga ... per meera kahi nazar nahi aayi
...

MAI --- ye meera kaha hai ...

BHABHI --- oye majnu ... thoda sabar kar ... 1 ghante ki journey tune 20
min. me kar li ... use aane me thoda waqt to lagega na ....

MAI --- kya ... hum 20 min. me pahuc gaye ...

BHABHI --- aur nahi to kya ... use dekhne ke liye itna Mara ja raha hai tu
...

ab mai kya bolta .. chup chap khada ho gaya ... aur meera ka wait karne
laga ...

thodi der me meera aati hui nazar aayi ... wo mushkurate hue bhabhi ke
gale lag gai ... use dekh kar man kiya ki mai bhi use gale laga lu ...

per jab usne meri taraf dekha to mai dar gaya ... wo gusse se mujhe
dekh rahi thi ... shayad din me jo harkat maine ki thi us wajah se ...

wo scene yaad aate hi mere hoonth per mushkaan aa gai ... jise dekh
meera ki aankhe aur laal ho gai ... per wo kuch kehti tabhi bhabhi boli ...

BHABHI --- ab der kis baat ki ... chale ander ...

MEERA --- haa bhabhi chaliye ...

fir dono ander Jane lage ... aur mai unke peeche peeche chalne laga ...


meera aur bhabhi mall ke ander Jane lagi aur mai unke peeche peeche
chalne laga ...

dono ek bahut badi garment shop me ghus gai ... unke saath mai bhi
ghus gaya ....

ek counter ke paas khadi hokar dono dresses dekhne lagi ... dono
dresses dekhne me itni magan thi ki unhe hosh hi nahi tha ki mai bhi
unke saath hu ...

tabhi mujhe ek sharat sujhi ...

mai dheere se meera ke bagal me khada ho gaya .. aur ek haath meera

ke kamar me rakh diya ...

meera ki to saans hi atak gai ... sabse pehle usne bhabhi per nazar dali
... wo kapdo me busy thi .. fir usne sels girl per nazar dali ... wo bhi kapde
dikhane me busy thi ...

fir usne gusse se meri or dekh .. to maine mushkura kar ek flying kiss de
di ...

usne gusse se mera haath zhatak diya ... aur fir se dress dekhne lagi ..
maine fir se apna haath uski kamar per rakkha ... is baar usne bina meri
taraf dekhe hi mera haath zhatak diya ...

maine dheere se uske kaan me kaha ...

MAI --- waaw yaar ... kya mast kamar hai tumhara ... kitni mulayam aur
chikni lag rahi hai ... agar kapdo ke upar se aisa lag raha hai to bina
kapdo ke kaisa lagega ...

mere ye kehte hi meera turant gusse se meri or dekhne lagi ..

uske is tarah dekhne se meri to fat hi gai thi .... mai chup chap bhabhi ke
bagal me Jake khada ho gaya ... aur kapde dekhne laga ...
tabhi mujhe ek aur sararat sujhi .. mai apna ek haath bhabhi ke peeche
se le jakar meera ki kamar ke paas le gaya .. aur jor se ek chutki kaat li
...

jisse meera ... aaaahhhhh ... kar uthi ...

uske aisa karte hi bhabhi aur sels girl use dekhne lage ...

BHABHI --- kya hua meera ...

ab bhala wo kya kehti .. bas gusse se mujhe dekhne lagi ...to mai bola ...

MAI --- lagta hai chunti ne kaat liya hoga ...

itna keh kar mai mushkurane laga .. aur meera khunnas wali nazro se
mujhe dekhti rahi ...

fir kuch der us counter me dress dekhne ke baad dono aage badh gaye
... mai bhi unke saath chal pada ...

dono dusre counter me Jake kapde dekhne lage ... usi counter ke bagal
me hi ek aur counter tha .. jisme belts ,shose aur goggle the ...

mai wahi pe khade ho kar goggles dekhne laga ...

abhi maine ek chasma utha kar lagaya hi tha ki tabhi meera ne mauka
dekh kar wahi se dheere se ek belt nikala aur aur sabki nazar bachate
hue kas ke mere pichwade per chaap diya ... aur zaldi se belt ko fir se usi
jagah per rakh diya ..

ab chikhne ki bari meri thi ...

mai aaahhhh ... karte hue apne pichwade ko sehlane laga ... aisa lag
raha tha ki jaise meri aatma abhi mere pichwade se bahar aa jayegi ...
kasam se dosto badi jalan ho rahi thi ...

ab sabhi ki nazar mere upar thi ...

BHABHI --- ab tujhe kya hua ...

ab mai kya bolta ... tabhi meera bol padi ...

MEERA --- lagta hai bhabhi kisi chinti ke kaat liya hoga ...

itna keh kar wo hasne lagi ... aur mai apni bander jaisi shakal liye use
dekhne laga ..

ab aankho me kala chasma ... kutte jaisi shakal liye ... apna pichwada
sehlaunga ... to bander to lagunga hi ...

BHABHI --- ye ho kya gaya hai tum dono ko .. pehle meera ko chinti ne
kanta .. ab tere kaat liya ...

MEERA (haste hue )---- shayad chinti ka man hua hoga kisi naram
,mulayam ,gaddedar jagah per kantne ka ...

ye sunkar bhabhi ,meera aur wo sels girl bhi hasne lage ...

maine chup chap se chasma nikala aur bhabhi ke paas Jake khada ho
gaya ...

tabhi meera mere bagal me aayi aur dheere se boli ...

MEERA --- maza aaya ... ab kabhi mere se panga mat lena ....

mai kuch na bola ... bas me sochta raha ... chhodunga nahi ...

kuch der aur kapde choose karne ke baad dono trial room me chali gai ...

meera aur bhabhi samne bane trial room me chali gai ...

do trial room the ... ek me bhabhi gai .. to dusre me meera chali gai ...

aur reh gaya mai ullu ... mai wahi paas me hi pade sofe per baith gaya ...
mujhe pata tha ki dono ko nikalne me thoda time lagega ...

mai baith kar sochne laga ki kaas mai bhi meera ke saath us trial room
me hota ... to kitna maza aata ... wo mere samne kapde badalti ... mai
uski khoobsurati ko niharta ...

ye sab soch kar hi mere jism me ek jhurjhuri si daud gai ...

abhi 2 min. hi hue the ki meera ke room ka door thoda open hua .. meri
nigahe wahi tik gai ...

is ummed se ki shayad wo dress pahen ke mujhe dikhayegi ... aur mai

sahi bhi tha .... wo dress pahen kar bahar aayi ...

maa kasam kya maal lag rahi thi ..

red color ki sleeveless t-shirt aur black jeans ... wo bhi bilkul uske body
se chipki hui ... jisse uske shareer ka har ek ubhar saaf dikh raha tha ....

mera muh to khula ka khula reh gaya .. aankhe fade bas usi ko dekhta hi
raha ... kya figure tha ... ab size to nahi pata .. magar perfect tha ...

meera ko shayad meri halat ka andaza lag gaya tha ... wo jaan bujh kar
mujhe aur chedne lagi ...

ek haath darwaje ke uper .. aur dusre se kabhi apne baalo pe ungliya

ferti .. to kabhi apne kamar pe haath rakhti ....

lekin hadd to tab hui jab usne T-shirt ko apni kamar se thoda upar kiya ...

sach me dosto ye dekh kar to mera dhuaa hi nikal gaya ... kya kamar thi
... bilkul safed ... chikni ...

mera khud pe kabu rakhna mushkil ho gaya tha ... man kiya ki abhi uski
kamar me haath daal ke zor se chutki kaat lu ...

meera meri halat dekh .. mand mand mushkura rahi thi ... aur apni adaye
dikha rahi thi ...

mai apne hosh khota ja raha tha ...

meera ne ungli se mujhe apni or aane ka ishara kiya ... aur mai ek acche
bacche ki tarah uske paas khincha chala gaya ... aur uske paas Jake
uski khoobsurati ko dekhne laga ...

meera apni ungli mere maathe se lekar seene tak ferti hui boli ...

MEERA --- mai kaisi lag rahi hu ...

uske is harkat ne to meri jaan hi nikal li thi ... meri aawaj hi band ho gai ...
mai kehna chahta tha ki tum gajab ki lag rahi ho .. per kambakhat aawaj
jo nikal hi nahi rahi thi ..

meera ne mera coller pakda aur apni taraf kheencha ... aur apna chahra
bilkul mere chahre ke najdeek lake sexy aawaj me boli ..

MEERA --- kya hua ... sirf dekhte hi rahoge .. ya kuch bologe bhi ... mai
kaisi lag rahi hu ...

mai zindagi me pehli baar kisi ladki ke itna kareeb aaya tha ... itna kareeb
ki hamare hoontho ke beech sirf 1-2 inch ka hi fasla tha ... uski madhosh
kar dene wali saanse .. mere chahre per pad rahi thi ... uske jism se
nikalne wali khusboo mere hosh uda rahi thi ....

ab aap hi bataiye .. aisi halat me bhala meri aawaj kaise nikalti ...

meri aankhe bhari hone lagi thi ... palke apne aap band hone lage the ...

tabhi meera ne meri aankho me hakle halke foonka ... jisse meri aankhe
bilkul band ho gai ... aur saath hi mera dimag bhi ....

mujhe kuch hosh nahi tha ki mai kaha hu .. kya kar raha hu ...

mai pata nahi kab tak aise hi aankhe band kiya waha khada raha ..
aankhe kholne ka to jaise man hi nahi kar raha tha ....

tabhi bhabhi ki aawaj mere kaano me padi ...

BHABHI --- oye nikku ... kya hua tujhe .. tu yaha kyu khada hai ...

ye sunkar mai hosh me aaya ... aur sabse pehle trial room me dekha ...
darwaja khula tha .. aur ander koi nahi tha ... matlab meera kab ka waha
se ja chuki thi ...

tabhi bhabhi fir se boli ..

BHABHI --- oye pagal .. mai tujhse kuch puch rahi hu ... tu is tarah yaha
kyu khada hai ...

mai bhabhi ki or dekh kar bola ...

MAI --- wo bhabhi ... mai ... wo

.. wo ... bas aise hi ...

BHABHI --- teri tabiyat to theek hai na .. ye paglo jaisi harkat kyu kar raha
hai ... dekh sabhi log tujhe dekh kar has rahe hai ...

maine apne charo or nazar ghumai .. sabhi log mujhe dekh kar has rahe
the ... ek taraf meera bhi khadi thi ... uske chahre me ek vijayi mushkaan
thi ... jaise keh rahi ho ... mujhse panga kabhi mat lena ....

ab mai kya karta ... sharam ke mare apna chahra neeche kar liya ...

BHABHI -- ab kya aise hi khada rahega ... chal zaldi ... abhi aur bhi
saman lena hai ....

itna keh kar bhabhi ne mera haath pakda aur waha se bahar le gai ....

tab jake meri jaan me jaan aayi ... aur kasam khai ki ab chahe jo bhi ho
jaye ... mai meera ki adao me fasunga nahi .. khud per pura control
rakkhunga ...

mai abhi soch hi raha tha ki bhabhi boli ...

BHABHI --- chalo .. pehle coffee pite hai ... fir dada ji aur dadi ke liye gift
lenge ...

MEERA --- haa bhabhi .. chaliye ...

mai kuch na bola .. aur unke saath chal pada ... coffee center ....


hum teeno mall me hi bane coffee center pahuche ...

zyada bheed nahi thi .. to hame ek table bhi mil gai ... hum sab baithe hi
the ki bhabhi mujhse boli ...

BHABHI --- are tu kyu baith gaya ... ye koi hotel nahi hai jo waiter aake
order le jayega ... Jake coffee le aa ...

MAI --- oh sorry ... lata hu ...

tabhi meera meri khichai karte hue boli ...

MEERA --- pata nahi bhabhi kaise kaise gawaro se pala pad jata hai ...

ye keh kar dono hasne lagi ...

aur mai man me sochne laga ...

has lo beta .. jitna hasna hai has lo ... ek baar saadi ho jaye .. fir dekhna
gin gin ke badla lunga ...

ye hi sab sochte hue mai counter per gaya .. aur teen coffee leke aa
gaya ...

hum teeno coffee pine lage ... meera aur bhabhi to shopping ki hi baate
karte rahe ... aur mai sir zhuka ke unki baate sunta raha ... mai meera ki
taraf dekh bhi nahi raha tha .. kyuki mai dobara uske Maya jaal me fasna
nahi chahta tha ... warna kahi wo fir se mera popat na bana de ...

khair humne coffee khatam ki aur chal pade dadu dadi ke liye gift lene ...

BHABHI --- waise nikku .. dono ko dena kya hai ...

MAI --- dadi ko laal banarasi sari .. aur dadu ko light golder color ki
sherwani ...

BHABHI --- waaw nikku ... tu to un dono ko pura dulha dulhan bana dega
... great ....
MEERA --- waise bhabhi ... aapke dewar ke paas thodi bahut akal hai ...

BHABHI --- are dewar kiska hai ...

dono isi tarah ki baat karte hue ek shop ke ander gaye ... mai bhi unke
peeche peeche gaya ....

ek counter per Jake dadu ke liye sherwani dekhne lage ...

mujhe to sabhi acchi lag rahi thi ... per un dono ne to mano pura counter
hi udhedne ka man bana liya tha ...

ek ek karke 20-25 sherwani dekh dali ... tab Jake kahi ek pasand aaya ...
use pack karne ka bol kar dono dadi ke liye sari dekhne dusre counter
me chali gai ...
ab sadi ka koi knowledge to tha nahi mujhe ... aur na hi dekhne ka koi
interest tha ... to maine bhabhi ko bol diya ki aap dono hi pasand kar lo ...
waise bhi bhabhi ki pasand per mujhe pura bharosa tha ...

wo dono sari me busy ho gai to mai shop me aise hi ghoomne laga ...

tabhi meri nazar ek dress per padi ... white color ki chudidar thi ... dekhne
me to simple hi thi ... per side se black color ke patle patle taaro se jo
nakkasi ki gai thi ... wo kabile tareef thi ... us nakkasi ne us dress ki
khoobsurati ko char chand laga diya tha ...

mai us dress me meera ko image karne laga ... kasam se badi hi pyari
lag rahi thi meera ...

dress ke neeche price tag kiya hua tha ... uski keemat 2499 rs thi .... ab
mall wale aisa atpata rate kyu likhte hai ye nahi pata ...

khair wo dress mujhe bahut pasand aayi ... socha ki le lu ... use baad me
gift kar dunga ...

fir ek man kiya ki nahi yaar ... dusro ke paiso se gift diya to kon sa teer
Mara .... maza to usme hai jab mai khud kamakar apne paiso se koi gift
khareed kar use du ....
mai abhi soch hi raha tha ki peeche se meera ki aawaj dheere se mere
kaano per padi ...

MEERA --- bahut sunder hai ...

MAI (chookte hue )--- kya ...

MEERA --- duffer .. is dress ki baat kar rahi hu ...

MAI --- oh .. haa ... theek hi hai ...

maine uske samne dress ki tareef nahi ki .. aur waha se hat gaya ... tab
tak bhabhi ne sab le liya tha ...

maine sabka payment dadu ke card se kar diya ...

aur hum sab bahar aa gaye ...

meera apna bag leke .. ek auto me baith kar waha se chali gai ... man to
kar raha tha ki mai khud use chhodne jaau ....per bhabhi ko akele chhod
kar nahi Jana chahta tha ...

meera ke Jane ke baad maine apni bike nikali aur bhabhi ko bithake ghar
chala gaya ....

mai aur bhabhi kuch hi der me ghar pahuc gaye ...

sabhi log hall me baithe hue the ... hame dekh kar maa boli ...

MAA --- aa gaye tum dono ... badi zaldi aa gaye ...

hamari nazar ghadi per gai to pata chala ki 7 baj chuke the ... yani ko 5
ghante lage hame shopping karne me ...

BHABHI --- ab kya karu mummy ji ... dadu dadi ke gift ke liye bahut time
lag gaya ...
tabhi bhaiya bole ...
BHAIYA --- 5 bag ... itna kya khareed liya ...

BHABHI --- isme se ek dadu ka .. ek dadi ka ... ek mummy ji ka .. aur do

mere ...

BHAIYA --- do tumhare ...

BHABHI --- haa .. wo kya hai na .. maine to ek hi sari lene ki Sochi thi ..
per ek aur itni acchi lagi ki bina use liye reh nahi payi ...

BHAIYA --- yaar faltu ke paise kyu barbad karti ho ... tumhare paas pehle
se hi itne sare kapde hai ... do fir utha lai ...

bhaiya ki baat sunkar ... maa ne daant lagaye hue kaha ...

MAA --- wo do kya 10 le ke aaye .. tujhe kya ... meri beti hai wo ... badi
beti ... samjha ... use mai kisi cheej ki kami nahi hone dungi ...

papa hi haa me haa milate hue bole ..

PAPA --- bilkul sahi keh rahi ho ... waise bhi tu nahi de raha hai use ..
uske dada ji de rahe hai ..

DADU --- ab agar meri bacchi ko kuch bhi bola na ... to mai tere daant
tod dunga ...

DADI --- beti tu agar tere dadu ke aadhe paise kharch kar aati na .. to
mujhe zyada khusi hoti ...

bechare bhaiya ... ab bolte bhi to kya .. sab unke khilaf the ...

aur mai chup chap ye sab dekh raha tha ... aur soch raha tha ... waah re
meri family ... jaha duniya me saas bahu me har waqt tanav rehta hai ..
wahi mere ghar me bahu ko bahu nahi beti mante hai .. uske liye apne
sage bete ko bhi fatkar lagate hai ...
aise ghar me kabhi ashanti ho hi nahi sakti ..

mai abhi apne hi dhun me tha .. aur ghar wale .... party ki taiyari ke bare
me baat kar rahe the ... tabhi dadi mere paas aake baith gai ... aur
dheere se boli ...

DADI --- beta ... tu apne liye kuch nahi laya ....

MAI --- nahi dadi ... filhaal mujhe kisi cheej ki jarurat nahi ... aur waise bhi
jab jarurat hoti hai .. aapse maang hi leta hu ....

tabhi mujhe kuch yaad aaya .. ki mera wo special gift to reh hi gaya ...
darasal maine aaj jo dadu dadi ki photo li thi .. mai use bada karwa k
frame karwana chahta tha ... isi liye maine wo photo abhi tak kisi ko
dikhai nahi thi ...

mai khada hua aur bahar Jane laga to papa ne rokte hue pucha ...

PAPA --- kaha ja raha hai ...

MAI --- ek kaam yaad aa gaya hai .. abhi aaya ...

PAPA --- tujhe to bas ghar se bahar Jane ka bahana chahiye ... yaha sab
party ko lekar busy hai .. aur tujhe ghoomne se fursat nahi ...

MAI --- papa sach me bahut jaruri kaam hai ... bas aadhe ghante me aa
jaunga ... tab tak aap sab taiyari kar lo ...

tabhi dadi boli ...

DADI --- jab wo keh raha hai ki koi jaruri kaam hai .. aur aadhe ghante
me aa jayega .. to tu manta kyu nahi ... faltu me uske peeche pada rehta
hai ...
tu ja beta ... koi kuch nahi bolega ... per sambhal ke Jana ...

MAI --- ok dadi ...

fir mai bike le ke nikal gaya ... photo studio ...

waha jakar unhe photo di .. aur advance me kuch paise bhi de diye ...
taki kal theek time pe wo photo mujhe mil jaye ...
waha se mai seedha ghar aa gaya ... party ki taiyari puri ho chuki thi ...
ristedaro aur mohalle walo ko pehle hi invite kiya ja chuka tha ...

ghar ke bahar ek chota sa park tha .. to raat ko khane pine ka

arrangement wahi pe tent laga ke kiya Jana tha ... ghar ke hall ko pura
phoolo se decorate kare ka bhi order de diya gaya ...

khane pine ke liye catering walo ko bol diya tha to sabzi lane ki tension
bhi nahi thi .... bas kal to sara din maze hi karne hai ...

maine call karne amar aur rahul ko bhi bol diya ki apni family ke saath
aaye ... kam se kam isi bahane sabki family ek saath to hogi ...

waise bhi asli maza to sab ke saath hi aata hai ... hehehehe ...

NEXT DAY ...

mai maze se so raha tha ki tabhi mere kaano per ek dil dehla dene wali
aawaj aayi ...

"" oye gadhe .. kab tak sota rahega .. ""

meri neend aise bhabhi jaise billi ko dekh kar chuha ...

mai turant uth baitha ... aur dekha samne pita ji khade hai ...

MAI (man me )-- yaar is aadmi ko kya dusmani hai mere se ... har waqt
mere pichwade danda hi karte rehte hai ...

mai soch hi raha tha ki papa bole ...

PAPA --- oye nalayak ... 8 baj gaye kab tak sota rahega ...

MAI --- sirf 8 hi to baje hai ... aisi kya aafat aa gai thi .. jo aap aa gaye
mujhe jagane ...

PAPA --- bhool gaya kya .. aaj tere dada dadi ki anniversary hai ... kitne
kaam karne hai ...
MAI --- ab kya kaam karna hai ... sabhi ka to order de hi diya hai .. wo log
aake karenge apna kaam ...

PAPA --- unke bharose baitha raha to ho chuka kaam .. unke saath khud
ko bhi lagna padta hai ... chal uth zaldi se ...

MAI --- jab hum logo ko hi karna hai sara kaam to aadmi lagwane ki kya
jarurat thi ... khamkha paise barbad karte rehte hai ...

PAPA --- mumma mere ... tujhe iski chinta karne ki koi jarurat nahi ... tu
bas utna kar jitna tujhe bola gaya hai ... zaldi uth aur 10 min. me fresh ho
kar hall me aa ja ...

itna keh kar papa chale gaye ...

socha fir se so jaau ... magar sala ab neend kaha aani thi ... subah subah
baap ka lecture jo mil gaya ...

mai utha aur bathroom me gaya ... aadha ghanta laga mujhe fresh hokar
nahane me ... kyuki aaj pehli baar meera mere ghar aane wali thi .. to
Zara ragad ragad ke naha raha tha ...

kapde pahan kar mai hall me gaya ... sabhi dining table per baith kar chai
pi rahe the ...

mai maa ke paas Jake baith gaya ...

maa pyar se mere sir per haath ferti hui boli ...

MAA --- aa gaya beta ...

MAI --- nahi ... abhi raste me hu .. thoda time lagega ...

ye sunkar papa gusse se bole ...

PAPA --- tu kabhi seedha baat nahi kar sakta kya ...

ye sunkar dadi papa per bhadak gai ...

DADI --- khabardar ... jo aaj ke din mere sonu ko Zara sa bhi daanta to ..

PAPA --- haa haa ... jaise to roj aap kuch kehti hi nahi ... ise bigadne me
is ghar ki sari aurato ka hi haath hai ... sabse pehle aap ... fir iski maa ...
aur ab iski bhabhi bhi iska saath deti hai ...

ye sunkar bhabhi boli ...

BHABHI --- ab kya karu papa ji. .. mera ek hi to pyaar sa dewar hai ..

ye sunkar mujhe bada accha laga aur mai bol pada ...

MAI --- love you bhabhi ...

BHABHI --- love you too ...

tabhi bhaiya bol pade ...

BHAIYA --- --- waah .. kya pyar hai ... kabhi mere saath bhi kar liya karo
...

ye sunkar bhabhi to bilkul sharma hi gai ... papa aur dadu ki to khansi hi
nikal gai ... maa gusse se bhaiya ko dekhne lagi .. mai aur dadi to mano
has has ke mar rahe the ...

tab bhaiya ko ahsaas hua ki josh me aakar unhone kya bol diya tha ...
sharma kar unhone apni nazre neechi kar li ... aur chup chap chai pine
lage ...

isi tarah 11 baj gaye aur decoration aur catering wale bhi aa gaye ...

wo log apne apne kaamo me busy ho gaye ... aur saath me hum bhi ...

maine rahul aur amar ko bhi bula liya aur unko bhi dekh rekh me laga
diya ...

sab accha chal raha tha... abhi 1 hi baje the ... ki tabhi mere paas photo
studio wale ka phone aaya ...
usne bola ki mera order ready hai ... mai jab chahe le ja sakta hu ...

to maine abhi Jana theek samjha ... kyuki baad me party suru ho jati to
ho sakta hai ki mujhe time na mil paye ...

fir meera bhi to hogi .. ab bhala mai use chhod kar kaise jata ...

yahi sab sochte hue mai kisi ko bina bataye hi ghar se nikal gaya ...

per maine ek aur galti kar di ... shayad bahut badi galti thi ... mai zaldi
zaldi me apna mobile apne room me hi bhool gaya ....

mai kisi ko bina bataye .. bina apna mobile liye ... ghar se nikal gaya ..

abhi aadhe raste hi gaya tha ki dekha ek car tez raftaar se meri or hi chali
aa rahi hai ...

use dekh mai horn dene laga ... per uski raftaar dheemi nahi hui ...
meri to fat hi gai ... maine turant break laga di aur ...

car mere bahut paas aa chuki thi ... tab Jake us car wale ne break lagaya
...

per itni zaldi bhala kaha car ruk jati ... rukte rukte usne mujhe halka sa
thok hi diya ...

mai bike sahit road per faail gaya ...

takkar halki hi thi .. jisse mujhe na koi chot lagi aur na hi koi kharoch aayi
...

per haa mera dimag jaroor out ho gaya tha ...

mai tilmilakar khada hua ... itne me wo car wala aadmi bhi utar ke mere
paas aa chuka tha ... 6-7 public bhi ikattha ho gai thi ...

MAI --- oye uncle ... dimag kharab ho gaya hai kya ... dikhai nahi de raha
tha ...

UNCLE --- sorry beta ... wo mai thodi zaldi me tha ... isliye ye sab ho
gaya ..

MAI --- zaldi me the to iska matlab ye nahi ki kisi ke upar se hi nikal
jaaoge ...

UNCLE --- mujhe maaf kar do beta ... mera dhyan kahi aur tha ... tumhe
kahi chot to nahi lagi ..

unki baato se aur aankho se saaf pata chal raha tha ki wo kafi pareshan
hai ... ab jab na mujhe koi chot lagi hai .. aur na mera koi nuksaan hua
hai .. fir faltu me kisi ko aur pareshan karna sahi nahi tha ....

ab tamasha dekhne wali bheed bhi waha se ja chuki thi ... to mai bola ...

MAI --- waise aapko aisi kya pareshani hai ... jiski wajah se samne se aa
raha insaan dikha hi nahi ...

UNCLE --- wo kya hai na beta .. kal raat mere bete ka accident ho gaya
hai ... uske sareer se khoon bahut beh chuka hai ... agar use abhi khoon
na diya gaya to kuch bhi anarth ho sakta hai ...

MAI --- to isme pareshan hone wali kya baat hai ... kisi bhi blood bank se
blood le lo ...

UNCLE --- pareshani to yahi hai .. ki mere bete ka jo blood hai wo kisi
blood bank me nahi mil raha hai ... subah se wahi dhoondh raha hu ...

MAI --- accha ... per kyu ...

UNCLE --- uska blood bahut rear hai ... jo aasani se nahi milta ...

MAI --- kon sa blood group hai uska ...

UNCLE --- AB negative ...

ye sunkar mai thoda soch me pad gaya ... sala ye group to mera bhi hai
... matlab mera blood bahut rear hai ... aur ye mujhe pata hi nahi ...

wo aadmi car ki taraf Jane laga ... pata nahi kyu mere man me aaya ki
iski madad karki chahiye ... waise bhi sirf blood hi ho hai ... kon sa dhan
daulat dena hai ... waise bhi aaj tak koi accha kaam to kiya nahi ... chalo
inhi se suru karta hu ...

maine us uncle ko aawaj lagai ...

MAI --- ek min. uncle ...

wo ruk gaye aur palat kar mujhe dekhne lage ...

MAI -- uncle .. kya mai aapki koi madad kar sakta hu ..

UNCLE --- tum kya madad karoge beta ... kya tumhari nazar me koi hai
jiska blood group AB negative hai ...

MAI --- haa ... mera hi blood group AB negative hai ...

ye sunkar unki aankho me chamak aa gai ... ummed ki ek kiran unme

jaag gai ...

wo mere dono haatho ko pakad kar apne sar pe laga liya aur bole ....

UNCLE --- plz beta ... chalo mere saath ... mai tumhara ye ahsaan
zindagi bhar nahi bhulunga ...

MAI --- isme ahsaan kis baat ka uncle ... sirf blood hi to hai ... aap befikar
hokar chaliye ...

fir kya tha ... maine apni bike uthai aur uncle apni car me baith gaye ...
aur chal diye hospital ki or ...

maine soch liya tha ki mai zaldi se khoon dekar photo lekar ghar chala
jaunga ....

hospital pahucha to waha uncle ki puri family thi ... sab pareshan the ... fir
jab uncle ne sabko mere bare me batata to sabki nazre mere per tik gai
... ummed se bhari hui nazre thi sabki ...

fir uncle ek doctor ko le aaye ... aur mere bare me bataya ...
wo doctor mujhe ek room me le gaya ... tabhi ek nurse mere paas aayi ..
aur mera blood sample le gai ....

kareeb 20 min. baad mujhe ok kar diya gaya ... aur ek bed pe let Jane ko
kaha ... mere let the hi nurse ne mere right hand ki baah me ek patle
rubber ki pipe kas ke baandh di ...

fir mera khoon nikala Jane laga ... kareeb 2 unit tak mera khoon nikala ...

to maine doctor se pucha ..

MAI --- kya hua sir ... bas 2 unit se ho jayega ...

DOCTOR --- mai isse zyada nahi nikal sakta ... waise bhi 2 unit se
patients ki jaan to bach hi jayegi ....

tabhi meri nazar samne ghadi per gai ... 2 baj rahe the ... mujhe zaldi
ghar Jana hoga ... mai jaise hi uthne laga to nurse ne rok diya ...

NURSE --- utho mat ... abhi lete raho ... thodi kamzori mehsus hogi
tumhe ...

MAI --- are madem .. aisa kuch nahi hai ... mai bilkul fit hu ... waise bhi
mujhe kahi Jana hai .. late ho jaunga ...

ye keh kar mai baith gaya ... nurse ne mujhe ek glass juice diya ... maine
zhat se pi liya ...

aur room se bahar Jane laga ki tabhi wo uncle aa gaye ...

mai blood deke abhi room se nikalne hi wala tha ki tabhi wo uncle aa
gaye .. unke saath ek aunty bhi thi ... shayad unki wife hogi ...

mujhe jate dekh uncle bole ...

UNCLE --- are beta ... kaha ja rahe ho .. abhi abhi blood diya hai ...
shareer me kamzori hogi .. thoda aaram karo ... mai kuch khane ko lata
hu ...

MAI --- iski koi jarurat nahi hai uncle ... mai theek hu ...

tabhi wo aunty boli ..

AUNTY --- are beta ... abhi kaha jaaoge .. bahar bahut tez dhoop hai ..
tumhe chakkar bhi aa sakte hai ...

MAI --- aunty mai bilkul theek hu ... aur waise bhi mujhe thodi zaldi hai ...
ghar me party hai .. usi ki taiyari karni hai ...

UNCLE --- jaisa tum theek samjho ...

tabhi uncle apni jeb se noto ka ek bandal nikal kar meri taraf badhate hue
kaha ...

UNCLE --- ye le beta ..

MAI --- itne sare paise ... magar kis liye ..

UNCLE --- sirf 10000 rs hai beta ... aaj jo tumne kiya hai .. uske samne
ye to kuch bhi nahi hai ...

MAI --- kya uncle ... ek taraf beta bol rahe hai .. aur dusri taraf ye paise
dekar paraya bhi kar rahe hai ... sorry .. mai khoon bechta nahi ... maine
jo kiya hai sirf insaniyat ke nate hi kiya hai ...

UNCLE --- nahi beta aisi kuch nahi hai .... tum galat samajh rahe ho ...

tabhi aunty noto ka bandal apne haath me leti hui boli ...

AUNTY --- beta ... agar ye paise tumhare mummy papa tumhe dete to
kya tab bhi mana kar dete ...

ab mai kya jawab deta ... chup raha ..

AUNTY --- nahi karte na ... kyuki wo tumhare apne hai ... aur hum paraye
... tumhe lag raha hoga ki ye hum tumhara ahsaan chukane le liye de
rahe hai ... per sach mano hamare dil me aisa kuch bhi nahi hai ....
ye paise ek maa apne bete ko de rahi hai ... tum ye pocket money
samajh kar rakh lo ... mujhe accha lagega ...

dosto unhone itne haq se mujhse kaha hi mai mana hi nahi kar paya ...
ab agar shayad karta to unhe bura lagta ...

isliye maine wo paise le liye ... aur unse bye bolkar waha se nikal gaya
...

raste me mujhe kal wala hi shopping mall mila ... to mujhe us dress ki
yaad aayi ... jise maine apne paise se khareedne ka socha tha ...

ye upar wala bhi ajeeb hai ... kal tak mere paas ek rupaye bhi nahi tha ...
aur aaj 10000 rs .... wo bhi mere khud ke ... jisper sirf mera hi adhikar hai
...

mai turant mall me gaya ... kismat se mujhe wo dress mil gai ... maine
zaldi se use pack karwaya aur waha se Jane laga ... tabhi mujhe apne
ghar walo ka bhi khayal aaya ... ki zindagi bhar to unhone mujhe kitna
kuch diya hai ... aaj mere paas mauka hai unhe kuch dene ka .. wo bhi
apne paiso se ... aur aaj din bhi bahut accha hai ... sabke samne unhe
dunga to sab khus ho jayenge ...
sabse pehle maine maa ,dadi aur bhabhi ke liye ek ek sari le li ... zyada
mahangi nahi sirf 1000 - 1000 ra ki ...
fir maine papa aur dadu ke liye sunder se kurte liye ... 1100 -1100 rs ke ..

bhaiya kabhi ghadi nahi pahante hai .. maine jaan bujh kar unke liye
ghadi li .. 800 rs ki ... taki wo pehne ... aur hamesha yaad kare ki unka ye
chota bhai apni kamai se unhe gitf diya hai ...

sabke liye maine gift le liya ... mai khus to tha .. per utna nahi ... kuch
kami si lag rahi thi ... aisa lag raha tha ki mai kuch bhool raha hu ...
tabhi mujhe apne dono dosto ki yaad aayi ... bachpan se hum saath hai
... har sukh dukh me saath diya ... ab to wo dono mere dost kam bhai
zyada hai ... ab bhala mai unke liye kuch na lu ... ye kaise ho sakta hai
...
ab mere paas sirf 1500 rs hi bache the ... to maine unke liye t-shirts
dekhne laga ...
kismat se mujhe mil bhi gai .. wo bhi 600 ra ke ... maine zaldi se do t-
shirts le liye ...

ab mere paas bache 300 rs ... wo maine rakh liye .. ab gadi pani se to
chalti nahi .. petrol bhi to dalwana hai ...

maine sabhi gift ko 3 bags me kar liye ... aur photo shop ki or chal pada
...
mall se nikalte -2 ... 5 baj gaye the ... mujhe zaldi ghar pahucna tha ..

mai photo shop pahucha ... aur bags haath me lekar ander chala gaya ...

mera photo ready tha ... dukandaar use ek plastic bag me daal hi raha
tha ki tabhi meri aankho ke samne halka halka andhera sa chane laga ..
har cheej hilne laga ... aur mai wahi gir gaya ... fir kuch yaad nahi kya
hua ...

jab meri aankh khuli to khud ko usi dukan per paya ... ander ki side ...
farsh per ek gadde per leta hua tha ... bahut kamzori mehsus ho rahi thi
...

fir bhi mai uth baitha ... tabhi wo dukandaar mere paas aaya .. aur bola ...

DUKANDAAR --- ab kaisa feel kar rahe ho bhai ...

MAI --- thodi kamzori lag rahi hai ... waise mujhe hua kya tha ...

DUKANDAAR --- tum behosh ho gaye the ... paas me hi doctor ki clinic
hai .. mai unhe bula laya tha .. unhone bataya ki kamzori ki wajah se aisa
hua hai ...

ab aisa to hona hi tha ... 2 unit khoon diya ... aur bina aaram kiye .. bina
kuch khaye piye ... dhoop me ghumunga to behosh to hounga hi ...

mujhe sochte dekh dukandaar bola ...

DUKANDAAR --- ghabrao nahi ... tumhara sara samsan mere paas hai
...
maine use thanks bola ... aur time pucha ... to pata chala raat ke 9 baj
gaye hai ...
ye sunkar to mere pairo ke neeche se zameen hi khisak gai ...

mai zaldi se utha aur apna saman leke ghar ki taraf chal pada ... kamzori
to bahut thi ... per is waqt mujhe ghar walo ki tension thi ... pata nahi kya
haal ho raha hoga unka ....

mai jab ghar pahucha to dekha bahar jaha khane pine ka intejam kiya
gaya tha ... waha bilkul sannata hai ...

maine bike khadi ki aur ghar ke ander Jane laga ... to dekha hall me
mera pariwar ... rahul aur amar ka pariwar .. aur meera ka pariwar kisi ko
gher kar khade hai ...

maine gift ke bags hall me ek side rakh kar waha gaya ... to dekh maa
aur dadi ro rahi hai ... aur sabhi unhe samjhan rahe hai ...

ab meri dono jaan ro rahi ho ... to bhala mere kisi aur per dhyan kaise
jata ...

MAI --- maa ... dadi .... kya hua aap dono ko ...

meri aawaj sunkar sab meri taraf dekhne lage ...

maa bhaag kar mere paas aayi aur mujhe seene se laga liya ...
MAA --- kaha tha tu ... tu theek to hai na ...
DADI --- mera beta ... kaha chala gaya tha tu ... meri to jaan hi nikal gai
thi ...

dono ko rota dekh meri bhi aankh se aanshu nikal gaye ... abhi mai kuch
bolta papa aa gaye ...

PAPA --- kaha tha tu ... tujhe Zara si bhi tension nahi thi ki yaha hum logo
per kya gujar rahi hai ... din bhar sirf aawara gardi karni hi aati hai tujhe
...

itna keh kar ek zordar thappad mere gaal per laga diya ....
RAHUL --- uncle plz .. mariye nahi ... nikku jo bhi karta hai .. hum logo ke
saath karta hai .... aaj ye akele gaya to jarur koi baat hogi ...

AMAR --- bhai aisi kya baat thi jo tune kisi ko nahi bataya ... aur phone
bhi nahi utha raha hai ...

MAI --- mai apna phone apne room me hi bhool gaya tha ...

DADU --- per tu gaya kaha tha ...

ab mai kya bolu ... jo bhi kahunga ... unhe zhooth hi lagega ... isliye mai
chup hi raha ...
per shayad upar wala mujh per aaj kuch zyada hi meharbaan tha ... tabhi
to wo doctor bhaiya ka dost bankar aaya ... jisne mera khoon nikala tha
...
mujhe ye to nahi pata ki wo yaha kab aaye .. per unki aawaj mere kaano
per padi .. .

DOCTOR --- mai batata hu ... ye kaha tha ....

BHAIYA --- shekhar ... tujhe kaise pata ki ye kaha gaya tha ...

SHEKHAR --- ye mere hi hospital me gaya tha .... apna khoon dene ...

ye sunkar sabhi log hairan ho gaye ...

fir shekhar ne sabko sari baat batai .... fir mujhse pucha ...

SHEKHAR --- per tum to waha se 3 baje hi chale gaye the ... to itne der
kaha the ...

ab mujhe sari baat batani thi ...

MAI --- mai to ja raha tha dadu dadi ka girt lene ... jo maine special order
deke banaya tha ... raste me mujhe wo uncle mile ... unhe khoon ki
jarurat thi ... AB negative ... jo ki mera bhi hai .. to maine unki help karne
chala gaya ... waha se aa hi raha tha ki unki wife ne mujhe apna beta
banakar ... apni kasam dekar 10000 rs diye ... mai aa hi raha tha ki socha
ki ye meri life ki sabse pehli kamai hai ... to kyu na sabke liye kuch na
kuch leta chalu ... sara saman leke mai dada dadi ka gift lene gaya to
kamzori ki wajah se aur dhoop me ghoomne ki wajah se usi ki shop per
behosh ho gaya tha ... jab aankh khuli to pata chala ki 9 baj gaye hai ...
to bhagta hua yaha aa gaya ...

jab maine sari baat sabko batai to sabse pehle maa mere paas aayi ...

unki aankho me abhi bhi aanshu the .. unhone apne haatho se mere
chahre ko pakda .. aur mere pure chahre ko choomne lagi ...

MAA --- mera baccha ... mera beta ... tu itni der tak behosh raha ... aur
mujhe pata bhi nahi chala ... kya jarurat thi tujhe apna khoon dene ki ...

MAI --- maa ... jiako maine khoon diya hai ... wo bhi kisi ka beta hai ...
mai Zara behosh kya hua ... aap itni tadap uthi ... ab sochiye ki us maa
ka kya haal ho raha tha .. jab uska beta maut ke muh me tha ....
agar mere zara sa khoon dene se uski jaan bach sakti thi .. to bhala mai
kyu na deta ...
agar mauke per ek insaan dusre insaan ki madad nahi karega .. to fir
hamne aur janwaro me kya farak reh jayega ...

maa ne mujhe apne seene se laga liya ... aur boli ...

MAA --- tu to bahut bada ho gaya hai re ... itni badi badi baate karne laga
hai ...

tabhi bhabhi mere sar per haath ferte hue boli ...

BHABHI --- nikku ... ye baat tune hame pehle kyu nahi batai ... kyu itni
der tak khamosh raha ...

MAI --- kaise batata bhabhi ... mere yaha aate hi aap sabne sawalo ki
barish kar di ... fir mai kuch bolta ... papa ne ek thappad laga diya ...

ye sunkar dadi gusse se papa se boli ...

DADI --- iski to aadat hi ho gai hai ... bina kuch Jane tujh per haath
uthane ki ... bas ek mauka milna chahiye ...

PAPA -- maa mai wo ........

DADI --- chup kar ... ab ek bhi baat nahi sunni hai mujhe teri ... aur aaj ke
baad agar tune mere bacche per haath uthaya na .. to mujhse bura koi
nahi hoga ....

dadi ki daant sunkar papa bilkul chup ho gaye ...

papa ki band bajte dekh sabhi has pade ...

maine chupke se meera ko dekha ... wo chup chap ek kone me khadi thi
...

uski aankho se pata chal raha tha ki abhi ro degi ... lekin sabke samne
khud per control kiye hue thi ...

ab bhala mujhe uske aanshu kaise bardast hote ...

maine amar ko ishare se meera ki taraf dekhne ko kaha ...

usne ek nazar meera ko dekha ... to samajh gaya ki mai kya chahta hu
...

wo thoda zor se bola ...

AMAR --- he bhagwaan ... ye mujhe kya ho raha hai ... mere sar kyu
ghoom raha hai ... lagta hai behosh ho raha hu ... are koi bachao mujhe
... mujhe hospital le chalo .... gadi nikalo ... ambulance bulwao ....

ye kehte kehte wo sofe per let gaya ... aur behosh hone ki acting karne
laga ...

uski ye harkat sabhi samajh gaye the ... ki wo acting kar raha hai ...

rahul uske paas gaya aur ek laat marte hue bola ...

RAHUL --- chal uth ja nautanki ... warna ab sabse pitega ....

ye sunkar amar uth baitha ... aur bola ..

AMAR --- waah .. kya zamana hai ... ek behosh hua .. to use itna pyar ..
aur dusra behosh hua to maar .... ye to galat hai dadi ... mujhe bhi pyar
karo ...

dadi mushkura kar amar se boli ...

DADI --- ale ale ... mere bacche ko pyar karna hai .. aaja mere paas ..

itna keh kar dadi ne amar ki taraf apni baahe faila di ...

amar dadi ke gale lag kar bola ...

AMAR -- aap kitni acchi ho dadi ... mujhe kitna pyar karti ho .. warna to
mujhe koi pyar karta hi nahi ...

tabhi maine dekha ki aunty (amar ki mom ) ek zhaadu lekar aayi ... aur
kas ke amar ke pichwade ek shot lagaya ....

AUNTY --- kya kaha tune ... tujhse koi pyar nahi karta ...

amar apna pichwada sehlate hue bola ...

AMAR --- are mai to mazak kar raha tha maa ...
tabhi dadi ne uske kaan pakad kar bola ..

DADI --- kya bola .. mazak kar raha tha ... ruk abhi batati hu ...

tabhi rahul ne dadi ko ek danda de diya ...

ab bechara amar ... dono taraf se fas gaya tha ... ek taraf aunty zhaadu
se .. aur dusri taraf dadi dande se use pitne lagi ... aur wo pure hall me
bachao bachao karta daudta raha ...

ye dekh sab hasne lage ... aur saath me meera bhi ...

mission success full .... meera ne has diya ... aur kya chahiye mujhe ....

meera ke hoontho per hansi dekh .. mere dil ko jo sukun mila ... wo mai
bata nahi sakta dosto .... bas feel kar raha tha ...
tabhi mujhe apne laye hue gifts ki yaad aayi ... ab itna accha mauka
dobara kaha milta ...

mai turant us jagah gaya jaha maine wo bags rakkhe the ...

bags leke mai sabke paas Jake khada ho gaya ... sabki nigahe mere
upar hi thi ...

sabse pehle maine dadi ko ek sadi nikal ke di ...

MAI --- dadi ... ye aapke liye .. aaj tak hamesha aap se hi leta raha .. per
aaj mai apne paise se aapko kuch de raha hu ... mana ki ye sari sasti hai
.. per promise karta hu ... jab bhi mai naukari karunga .. pehli salary se
aapke liye isse kai zyada mahangi sari la ke dunga ...

ye sunkar dadi ne mujhe seene se laga liya ...aur boli ..

DADI --- pagal ... tu agar mere liye ek dhaga bhi le aata ... to wo bhi mere
liye anmol hoti ... ye sari to bahut badi cheej hai ...

fir mai maa ke paas gaya ...unko bhi ek sari nikal kar di ...
mai kuch kehne hi wala tha ki dekha ... maa ki aankho me aanshu the ...

MAI --- kya hua maa ... aapko ye sari pasand nahi aayi ...

maa ne mujhe kas ke apne seene se laga liya ... aur bas kewal itna hi
boli ..

MAA --- mera baccha itna bada ho gaya ...

fir mere maathe per kiss kiya ...

uske baad maine dadu ko ek kurta nikal kar diya ...

MAI --- dadu ... abhi ise se kaam chala lo ... jab naukari milegi na .. tab
mai aapko activa gift karunga ...

dadu mere sar per haath ferte hue bole ...

DADU --- tu mere liye ye leke aaya ... yahi mere liye kafi hai beta .. aur
mujhe kuch nahi chahiye ...
fir mai bhabhi ki taraf palta ... to dekha bhaiya bhi saath hi khade hai ...
mai unke paas gaya ... aur bhabhi ko sari .. aur bhaiya ko ghadi nikal ke
diya ...

to bhaiya bole ...

BHAIYA --- tu hamare liye bhi gift leke aaya hai ...
MAI --- kyu ... aap dono kya mere kuch nahi lagte ... haa manta hu ki
maine aaj tak aapki koi baat nahi mani ... per wo kehte hai na .. ki bhabhi
maa saman hoti hai ... aur bada bhai pita saman ... to bhala mai unke liye
kuch na laau .. ye kaise ho sakta hai ...

bhaiya ye sunkar itne khus ho gaye ki turant wo ghadi nikal kar apne
kalai me pahan liya ...

fir bhabhi mere se boli ..

BHABHI -- nikku ... ek sach baat batau ... aaj tak .. papa ji ne .. mummy ji
ne .. dadi ne dadu ne ... mere maike walo ne ... yaha tak ki tere bhaiya ne
bhi mujhe bahut si sariya di .. acche acche gitf diye ... per unme se sabse
best tera ye gift hai ... aur aaj jo tune mujhe izzat di hai na .. use mai
marte dum tak nahi bhool paungi ...
itna keh kar bhabhi mere gale lag gai ....

fir mai papa ke paas pahucha ... aur unka kurta nikal ke bola ...

MAI --- papa .. aaj tak maine aapko sirf dukh hi diye hai ... aapki koi baat
nahi Mani .... isliye aap hamesha mujh se gussa hi rehte hai ... per plz .
aaj ye mera chota sa gift le ligiye ... agar aap mujhse zara sa bhi pyar
karte hai .. to aap mana nahi karenge ....

papa ne to kuch bola nahi ... bas wo gift haath se le liya ... aur pyar se
sar per haath fer diya ...
per unki aankhe bata rahi thi ki wo kitne khus hai ... bas show nahi kar
rahe the ...

waha maujood har koi khus nazar aa raha tha ... tabhi meri nazar amar
aur rahul per padi ... jo ek kone me khade hokar mushkura rahe the ...
unhe dekh kar mai bola ...

MAI --- oye kameeno .. tum dono waha kyu khade ho ... yaha aao ...
tumhare liye bhi kuch laya hu ...

ye sunkar dono hairan ho gaye ... aur mere paas aa kar bole ..

RAHUL --- yaar .. tu hamare liye bhi laya hai ...

MAI --- abe .. bachpan se hum saath hai ... saath khele ... saath padhe ...
saath bade hue ... har kaam saath me karte hai .... itne saalo ka saath
hai hamara ko ab tum dono mere dost nahi bhai ban chuke ho .. ab bhala
mai apne bhaiyo ke liye kuch na laau ... ye kaise ho sakta hai ...

ye keh kar maine dono ko t-shirts nikal kar de di ...

dono ne T-shirt li aur mere gale lag gaye ...

AMAR --- yaar .. tune hame apna bhai mana ... ye hi bahut tha hamare
liye ...

RAHUL --- bhai .. ye T-shirt mai kabhi nahi pahnunga ... hamesha apne
paas sambhal kar rakkhunga ... apni jaan se zyada ....

sabki gift de diya tha ... siway meera ke ... ab sabke samne use gift dena
accha nahi lag raha tha ... aur thodi bahut sharam bhi aa rahi thi ... to
socha ki usko akele me hi dunga ... aur thodi bahut ched chad bhi ho
jayegi ...

MAI --- ok .. ab gifts khatam ho gaye ...

tabhi maa boli ...

MAA --- beta ... tune sabko diya ... per apne liye kuch nahi liya ...

MAI --- aisa kaise ho sakta hai ... mere paas jo hai ... wo is duniya ka
sabse mahanga aur pyara gift hai ...

ye kehte hue maine dadu dadi ki photo frame nikal ke dika di ...

sab use dekhte hi khus ho gaye ... sab uski tareef karne lage ...

MAI --- is photo ko mai apne room me lagaunga ... hamesha meri aankho
ke samne ....

meri baat sunkar sab mushkurane lage ... maa bhi ...

fir sab log baato me aur gift me busy ho gaye .. to kisi ne ye dhyan nahi
diya ki mere haath me ek aur gift hai ...

ab mai apne room me Jana chahta tha ... per meera ke saath ... taki use
uska gift de saku ...

to maine maa se thoda zor se bola taki meera bhi sun sake ...

MAI --- maa .. mai room me ja raha hu ... fresh hone ... tab tak khane ka
intejam kar do ... bahut bhook lagi hai ...

MAA --- theek hai beta ... tu ja .. tab tak hum khana lagate hai ...

maine ek nazar meera per mari ... wo mujhe hi dekh rahi thi ... aur halke
halke mushkura rahi thi ... jaise use pata ho ki mai kya chahta hu ...

fir mai bhi mushkurate hue apne room me aa gaya ... aur jaan bujh kar
darwaja khula rakkha ... aur bed me baith kar uska intejar karne laga ....

mai room me baitha meera ka intejar kar raha tha ...

mujhe puri umeed thi ki wo aayegi ... kyuki wo jis tarah mujhe dekh kar
mushkurayi thi .. to aisi umeed jagna mumkin hai ...

mai abhi is bare me soch hi raha tha ki ... meri sari umeedo per pani fir
gaya ...

mere dono kameene dost room me aa gaye ...

MAI --- abe tum dono yaha kya kar rahe ho ...

RAHUL --- yaar neeche bore ho rahe the ..

MAI --- to kya salo yaha mera mujra dekhne aaye ho ..
AMAR (aascharya se)--- yaar ... tu mujra kab se karne laga .. aur mujhe
bataya bhi nahi ...

RAHUL --- kyu be ... tu bhi iska saath deta ....

AMAR --- are nahi yaar ... tab to mai gajra aur daru le ke aata ... aur
aaram se bed me baith kar iska naach dekhta ...

MAI --- oye kutto ... bakwas band karo ... aur niklo yaha se ...

AMAR --- abe bhadak kyu raha hai ... hum to mazak kar rahe hai ...

abhi mai kuch bolta tabhi meera aa gai ... use dekh rahul bola ...

RAHUL --- accha accha ... ab samjha ... jahapana ka mood hame dekh
kar kyu off ho gaya tha .. intejar tha begam ka ... aur aa gaye joker ...

AMAR --- ye to wahi baat ho gai .. ki khane baithe biryani ... aur haath me
aaya karela ...

ye sunkar rahul amar ki or dekh kar bola ...

RAHUL --- tu rehne de ... tere se nahi hoga ...

unki baate sunkar meera bilkul sharma gai ... aur sorry bol kar Jane lagi
...

tabhi rahul use rokte hue bola ...

RAHUL --- are madem ... aap kaha chali ... aap baithiye yaha ... hum jate
hai ...

amar dheere se mere kaan me bola ...

AMAR --- bhai ... aaj bilkul mat chorna ... haa karwa ke hi dum lena ...

maine bhi dheere se bola ..

MAI -- tu jata hai .. ya mai utaru juta ...

AMAR --- waah mere dost ... ladki milte hi dosto ko bhool gaya ... khoob
nibhai dosti ...

uske itna bolte hi mai apna juta utarne laga ye dekh amar waha se bhaag
gaya ... aur rahul bhi uske peeche peeche chala gaya ...

ab reh gaye mai aur meri meera .... aur saath hi ek khamoshi ....

is khamoshi ka bhi ek alag hi maza hai dosto ... baate to bahut thi ... per
suruat kon aur kaha se kare samajh me nahi aa raha tha ...
dhadkane badhi hui thi ... dil me josh bhara hua tha ... lekin fir bhi himmat
nahi ho rahi thi ... kuch kehne ki ... pata nahi kya ho gaya tha mujhe ...

yahi haal shayad meera ka bhi tha ... tabhi to apna sar zhukaye ... apne
dupatte ko apni ungli me kabhi lapet ti .. to kabhi kholti ...

kafi der ho gai thi ... hum aise hi khamosh khade the ... ki tabhi meera
dheere se boli ...

MEERA --- lagta hai koi mujhe bula raha hai ...

itna keh kar wo palti .. aur Jane lagi ...

tabhi maine aage badh kar peeche se uska haath pakad liya ...aur bola ...

MAI --- thodi der ruko na .. mere paas ..

meera apna sar halka sa peeche ki taraf moda ...aur bola ...
MEERA --- chhodo na ... koi aa jayega ...

dosto wo sirf keh rahi thi .. magar haath chhudane ki kosis bilkul nahi kar
rahi thi ...

mai dheere dheere use apni taraf kheenchta raha ... aur wo meri taraf
aati rahi ...

MAI --- chali Jana ... lekin usse pehle mai tumse kuch kehna chahta hu
...

MEERA --- kya ...

MAI --- wahi .. jo tum sunna chahti thi ..

ab meera peeche se mere seene se bilkul sat chuki thi ... uski saanse
bahut badhi hui thi ... aankhe band ho gai thi ...

maine apne dono haath uski kamar se lejakar uske nazuk se pet per
rakkha ... aur apna chahra uske kandhe se aage karne ... apne gaal ko
uske naram .. mulayam .. gaal se dheere se ragadne laga ...

maa kasam dosto ... kya ahsaas tha wo .. aisa lag raha tha ki ye waqt yu
hi tham jaye ... aur hum dono bas aise hi ek dusre me khoye rahe ...

maine apne hoontho ko uske gaal se halke se ragadte hue uske kaan tak
le gaya ... mere aisa karne se uska pura badan sihar utha ..

maine dheere se uske kaan me kaha ...

MAI --- Ishq ne hame benaam kar diya ...

har khusi se hame anjaan kar diya ....
hamne to kabhi nahi chaha ki hame mohabbat ho ...
lekin aap ki ek nazar ne hame nilaam kar diya ....
I LOVE YOU .. JAAN ..

itna keh kar maine dheere se uske gaal per ek kiss kar diya ...

pata nahi meera ko kya hua ... wo zhat se meri taraf palti ... aur kas ke
mere gale lag gai ... maine bhi use apni baaho me bhar liya ...

hum dono duniya se bekhabar ek dusre ki baaho me simat ne lage the ...
dil ko ek ajeeb sa sukun mil raha tha ...

tabhi bhabhi ki aawaj hamare kaano me padi ...

BHABHI --- are besharam .. kam se kam darwaja to band kar liya kar ...

ye sunte hi hum alag ho gaye ...

mai aur meera ek dusre ki baaho me samaye hue the .. ki tabhi bhabhi ki
aawaj aayi ...

BHABHI --- oye besharam ... kam se kam darwaja to band kar liya kar ...

ye sunte hi hum alag ho gaye ...

meera ka to pata nahi .. per meri jaroor fat gai thi ...

meera sharam ke mare apna sar neeche kiye hue thi ... uski saanse abhi
thi tez chal rahi thi ...
maine bhabhi ko dekha aur bola ...

MAI --- bhabhi hum wo ... bas aise hi ..

BHABHI --- tum dono kya kar rahe the .. wo batane ki jarurat nahi ... bas
darwaja khol ke kyu kar rahe the ... ye batao ..

MAI --- sorry bhabhi .. pata hi nahi chala ki darwaja khula hua hai ..

BHABHI -- waah mere laal ... pyar me is kadar kho gaye .. ki pata hi nahi
chala ki darwaja band hai ya khula ... pure ghar walo ko dikhana tha kya
... wo to accha hua ki mai aa gai .. warna to mummy ji aa rahi thi ...

MAI --- thanks bhabhi ... aap bahut acchi ho ...

BHABHI --- ab makkhan lagane ki jarurat nahi hai ... agar tum dono ka
romance khatam ho gaya ho to khana khane aa Jana .... aur ye sab kahi
akele me kiya karo ...

itna keh kar bhabhi hasti hui waha se chali gai ... aur saath hi pure mood
ka satyanash kar gai ....

unke jate hi meera mujh per baras padi ...

MEERA --- ullu ho ek number ke ... yaha ye sab karne ki kya jarurat thi ...
ab mai bhabhi ke samne kaise jaau ... mujhe to bahut sharam aa rahi hai
...

MAI --- are to kya hua ... bhabhi hi to thi ... wo thode hi kisi ko batayengi
...

MEERA --- sach me besharam ho ... apni galti kabhi nahi manoge ... ye
sab karne se pehle darwaja band nahi kar sakte the ....

MAI --- sorry yaar ... aage se dhyan rakkhunga ... waise maza aaya tha
kya ...

MEERA --- maza ... man to kar raha hai tumhari naak food du ...

maine apna chahra uske samne kar diya aur bola ...

MAI --- lo .. ab chahe naak foodo .. daant todo ... ya sar foodo ... kyuki
mai to ab tumhara hi hu .. jo chahe suluk karo ..

ye sunkar meera mushkurane lagi ... aur boli ...

MEERA --- tum nahi sudhroge ... mai jaa rahi hu ...

itna keh kar wo Jane lagi .. maine fir se use rokte hue bola ...

MAI --- are ek min. ruko ... apna gift to lelo ...

ye kah kar maine bed se wo dress wala packet utha kar use de diya ...

MEERA --- ab isme kya hai .. kahi us din ki tarah fir se ulta seedha to
kuch nahi de rahe ho ...

MAI --- yaar .. ab khud hi dekh lo na ..

usne mushkurate hue bola ..

MEERA --- mujhe pata hai isme kya hai ...

MAI --- accha .. to ek baar pahan ke dikhao na ...

MEERA (haste hue)--- maar khani hai kya ...

MAI --- aapki jaisi marzi ... gulam aapke samne hazir hai ...
itna kah kar maine apna sar uske samne zhuka diya ..
wo mere paas aayi ... aur mere sar ko upar karti hui boli ...

MEERA --- mai tum per haath uthau .. aisa kabhi nahi ho sakta ...

itna keh kar wo zaldi se mere gaal per kiss karke bhaag gai ...

ab kya batau dosto ... mere to pure shareer ke baal khade ho gaye ...
mai apne gaal per haath rakh kar bed per gir pada ... aur apne aap ko
normal karne laga ...

kuch der baad mai bhi hall me chala gaya ... to dekha dining table per
dadi , rahul ,amar , aur mere saas aur amar ki mom baithe hue the ...
maa ,bhabhi aur meri jaan .. khana paros rahe the ...

aur baki log hall me baithe baate kar rahe the ... papa ,dadu aur mere
sasur ji ... kisi gehri baat me lage hue the ... aur baki log bhi unhe dhyan
se sun rahe the ...

mujhe dekhte hi maa boli ...

MAA --- aaja beta ... tu bhi baith ja ..

rahul ke bagal wali kursi khali thi to mai usme baith gaya ...

mere baithte hi rahul dheere se bola ...

RAHUL --- bhai aaj to teri lottery lag gai ... samne saas baithi hai ... aur
hone wali biwi khana paros rahi hai ... waah kya nazara hai ...

maine kas ke uske pair me pair Mara ... to wo zor se aaaahhhhh kar utha
...

sab uski or dekhne lage ... to dadi boli ...

DADI --- kya hua beta ...

wo kuch bolta usse pehle hi mai bol pada ...

MAI --- shayad chinti ne kata hoga dadi ...

ye sun kar meera has padi ... kyuki ye chunti wala khel to kal hi hamne
khela tha ....

bechara rahul ... kuch na bol paya ... bas kutte jaise shakal liye mujhe
dekhta raha .....

sabka khana ho gaya tha ... aur sabhi apne ghar bhi jaa chuke the ...

raat bhi kafi ho chuki thi .. to sabhi mehmaano ke jate hi sare ghar wale
apne apne room me chale gaye ...

mai bhi apne room me aa gaya ... aur fatafat se kapde badle ... aur bed
me let gaya ...

per sala neend kise aani thi ... naya naya pyar hua tha ... aur itni mehnat
ke baad wo mili thi ... isi khusi ke chalte meri aankho se neend gayab ho
gai thi ...

mai bed pe lete lete karwate badal raha tha ki tabhi mera mobile halka sa
vibrate hua aur yani ki msg aaya tha ...

man me hazar galiya dene laga .. ki sale ye idea wale ... inko chain nahi
milta .. ab bhala itni raat ko koi msg bhejta hai ...

maine gusse se mobile on kiya to dekha meera ka msg tha ...

ye dekh mai khusi se uth kar baith gaya ... aur msg open kiya ...

" soye nahi .. abhi tak "

mai man me socha ... yaar ise kaise pata ki mai nahi soya ...
tabhi ek aur msg aaya ...

" zyada socho mat .. aur so jaao "

mai man me ... yaar ye kahi se mujhe dekh rahi hai kya ... kahi koi
camera to nahi laga diya ...
to maine bhi ek msg kar diya ...
MAI --- yaar .. tumhe kaise pata ki mai jaag raha hu ..

" guess kiya "

MAI --- accha ji ..
" haan ji "
MAI --- waise meri neend to tum chura le gai ... ab bhala mujhe kaise
neend aayegi ...

" chal filmi ... mai koi chor nahi "

MAI --- bilkul ho .. meri neend churai .. mera chain churaya .. mera dil
churaya ... sab kuch to chura liya tumne ...

" to fir is chorni se pyar kyu kiya "

MAI -- ab kya karu ... dil me bas jo gai ye chorni ..
" hihihihi ... baate bahut banana seekh gaye ho ... chalo ab zaldi se so
jaao ... bahut raat ho gai hai ...

MAI --- ek sharth per ... pehle I love you bolo ...

" abhi bhi bolna baki hai kya .. uske badle mai kuch de to aayi thi "

MAI --- theek hai mat bolo .. lekin uske badle kal tumhe ek aur pappi deni
hogi ...

" nahi nahi .. ab nahi .. wo sab saadi ke baad ...

MAI --- to fit I love you bolo ...

" bahut ziddi ho .. maan jaao na .. mujhe sharam aa rahi hai ..

MAI --- yaar ab kaisi sharam ... aur tumhe bolna thode hi hai .. sirf type
karna hai .. kar do na plz ... mujhe chain ki neend aa jayegi ...

" accha theek hai .. lekin uske baad no msg ... chup chap so Jana ok .. "
MAI --- ok ...

" love you .. mere sona .. love you soooo much ... ab theek hai .. chalo
good night ... "

MAI --- good night jaan .. and love you too ...
fir maine mobile side me rakkha aur aaram se late gaya ... ab bada
sukun mil raha tha mujhe ... maine aankh band ki aur meera ke saath
kuch der pehle bitaye lamho ko yaad karne laga ... fir pata hi nahi chala
kab meri aankh lag gai ...

next morning ....

mai zaldi uth gaya ... aur zaldi se fresh ho kar ready ho gaya college
Jane ke liye ... sach me dosto aaj to mai Mara jaa raha tha college Jane
ke liye ... mai zald se zald meera ke paas Jana chahta tha ...

mai fatafat ready hua ... aur hall me aa gaya ...

sabhi baithe chai pi rahe the ... maine sabko good morning bola aur kursi
per baith gaya ...

sabhi log mujhe hairani se dekh rahe the ... maine bhabhi se chai mangi
... aur bola ...

MAI --- kya hua .. aap sab mujhe aise kyu dekh rahe ho ...

DADI --- beta .. kaha ja raha hai ye kitabe leke subah subah ...

MAI --- college jaa raha hu dadi .. aur kaha jaunga ... haa aaj thoda zaldi
ja raha hu .. kuch notes pure karne hai ...

ye sunte hi bhaiya bole ....

BHAIYA --- teri tabiyat to theek hai na ... kal ke hadse me tere dimag per
to koi asar nahi pada na ...

MAI --- ye kaisi baat kar rahe ho bhaiya .. mai bilkul theek hu ...

ye kehte hue maine chai ka cup uthaya aur jaise hi apne muh me lagaya
.. ki bhaiya bol pade ...

BHAIYA --- mai nahi manta ... warna aaj tu college ja raha hai wo bhi
Sunday ko ...
ye sunte hi mujhe zordar zhatka laga ... cup hoontho se hi chipak gai ...

sala aaj Sunday hai ... mera to mood hi kharab ho gaya ... socha tha kya
.. aur kya ho gaya ...

meri halat dekh sabhi hasne lage ... aur mai gadhe jaisi shakal liye sabko
dekhta raha ... ab bolu bhi to kya bolu ...

mai khada ho gaya .. to maa boli ...

MAA --- ab kaha ja raha hai ..

MAI --- room me kapde badalne ...

MAA --- uski koi jarurat nahi ... hum sabne aaj picnik Jane ka program
banaya hai .. kal to tu tha nahi .. isliye aaj celebrate karne ka socha hai ...
10 baje niklenge ...

ab bhala man kaha kar raha tha picnik Jane ka .. sari ummedo per to
pani fir gaya tha ...

MAI --- aap log jaao .. mera man nahi kar raha hai ...

ye keh kar mai room ki taraf Jane laga .. tabhi papa bole ...

PAPA --- are ... ab kya ho gaya tere mood ko .. tere liye hi ye picnic plan
kiya gaya hai .. aur tu hi nahi jayega to kaise chalega ...

tabhi bhabhi boli ...

BHABHI --- papa ... aap rukiye ... mai baat karti hu ...

ye keh kar bhabhi mere peeche room me aa gai ...

MAI --- plz .bhabhi .. ab aap bhi mat suru ho Jana ... mera sach me man
nahi kar raha kahi Jane ka ...

BHABHI --- to fir pakka na .. ki tu nahi jayega ..

MAI --- haa ...
BHABHI --- ok .. to mai meera ko mana kar deti hu .. ki tu nahi jayega ..

ye sunte hi meri aankho me chamak aa gai ...

MAI --- kya kaha aapne ... meera ko ..

BHABHI --- aur nahi to kya .. ab ye sara plan to usi ne banaya hai ...

meri khusi ka to koi thikana hi nahi tha ...

MAI --- sach me bhabhi ... meera bhi saath hogi ..

BHABHI --- are .. jab ye plan hi uska hai to bhala wo kyu nahi hogi ...

ye sunte hi maine bhabhi ko god me utha liya. .

MAI --- oh bhabhi ... thank you .. thank you... thank you ... jo aapne
mujhe sab bata diya .... ab mai bhi chalunga ..

BHABHI --- oye majnu ... chal neeche utar ...

maine bhabhi ko neeche utara ...

BHABHI --- ab mood theek ho gaya janab ka ...

MAI --- are bilkul ...

BHABHI (hasti hui)--- nautanki ....

itna bolkar wo bahar chali gai ... aur mai khusi ke mare nachne laga ....

dosto ... ab to aap sabko meri mausi ,mausa aur chintu ke bare me pata
chal hi gaya hoga ...

mausa ,mausi jitne sweet hai ... chintu utna hi kameena ...

mausi ko dekh jaha mai bahut khus hua ... wahi chintu ko dekh kar meri
sulag uthi ...

wahi bhaiya aur papa ki shaklo per bhi 12 baje hue the ...

mai Jake mausi ke pair chuye ... mausi ne pyar se mere maathe per kiss
karte hue pucha .

MAUSI --- kaisa hai mera baccha ...

MAI --- theek hu mausi ... per aapse thoda naraz hu ..

MAUSI --- kyu ... kyu narazgi hai mere bacche ko ...

MAI --- aapne pehle kyu nahi bataya ki aap aa rahi hai ... mai aapko
receive karne jata ...

mausi kuch bolti ... usse pehle chintu bol pada ...

CHINTU --- ale ... ale .... mele bacche ko gussa aa gaya ... chalo meli
godi me baitho .. mai acchi si lori sunata hu ..

uski baat sunkar sab hasne lage ... per sale ne meri to laal kar di thi ...
mai mausi se bola ...

MAI --- mausi ... is cartoon ko lane ki kya jarurat thi ...

MAUSI --- are beta ... mujhse zyada to ye pagal ho jata hai yaha aane ke
liye ... har waqt bas .. nikku ke ghar Jana hai .. nikku ke ghar Jana hai ki
rat laga deta hai ...

MAI (man me)--- haa .. har waqt mere pichwade bomb jo lagata hai ..

khair kuch der tak mai waha baith kar unse baat karta raha ... baato
baato me pata chala mausi do teen din hi rukengi ....

fir mai apne room me aa gaya ... mai bed me baitha hi tha ki chintu bhi
aa gaya ... aur mere baas baithta hua bola ...

CHINTU ---- kya nikku bhaiya ... ghar me kuch changement nahi karwaya
... are kuch naya karte ...

MAI --- kyu be .. ab kya ghar tudwa kar TAJMAHAL banwa lu ...

chintu hasta hua bola ..

CHINTU---- hehehehe ... are nahi nahi ... mai aadmi ki condition dekh ke
baat karta hu ...

dekha dosto ... kar di sale ne sulgane wali baat ...

MAI --- dekh ... abhi dimag mat chaat ... warna pit jayega mujhse ...

CHUNTU --- sorry sorry ... topic change ..

baate dekho .. lagta hai pradhan mantri ke saath baith kar desh duniya ki
baat kar raha hai ... topic change ...

CHINTU --- accha nikku ... ek baat batao ... abhi tak koi gf banai hai ya
aise hi thulle ghoom rahe ho ...

MAI --- apni bakwas band kar samjha ... piddi bhar ka hai .. aur abhi se gf
ki baate ...

CHINTU --- piddi kise bola ... pata hai meri 4 gf hai ...

ye sun kar to mai shock ho gaya ... is age me 4 gf ... aur mujhe ek patane
me nani yaad aa gai ....

MAI --- abe kya phek raha hai ... 4 gf .. wo bhi teri ...

CHINTU --- aur nahi to kya ... per ............

itna bol kar ruk gaya ..

MAI --- abe kya hua .. per .. kya ..

CHINTU --- ek baat punchu ... uska matlab bataoge ...

MAI --- haa haa kyu nahi ...

chintu bade hi serious hota hua bola ...

CHINTU --- nikku ... khada hona kise kehte hai ...

ab sala ye kaisa sawal hai ...

MAI --- tujhe khada hona matlab nahi pata ... apne pairo per khada hoja ..
to ho gaya khada hona ....

CHINTU --- are wo to mujhe bhi pata hai ... per mai dusre khada hona ka
matlab puch raha hu ...

ab mujhe kuch saq hua ki sala ye .. wo wala khada hona ka matlab to

nahi puch raha hai ...

MAI --- abe to kon sa khada hona ...

CHINTU --- are maine aksar ladko ke muh se suna hai ... yaar jab mai
apni gf ko dekhta hu .. to mera khada ho jata hai ... ab mujhe ye nahi
pata ki kya khada hota hai ... meri bhi gf hai ... mujhe bhi khada karna hai
...

ye sunkar to mujhe chakkar hi aane lage ... ab mai kya batata use ...

MAI --- abe ye sab apne baap se pucha kar ... wo batayenge tujhe dhang
se ...

CHINTU --- are pucha tha ... per unhone mujhe ball bana kar jo chakke
chauke lagaye the na .. pehle hi match me century laga dali ....

ye sunkar mujhe hansi aa gai .. aur mai pet pakad ke hasne laga ..

CHINTU --- has kyu rahe ho ... pagal ho gaye kya ...

mai to kuch bhi bolne ki halat me nahi tha ... bas hase hi ja raha tha ...

aur aise hi haste haste mai bathroom me chala gaya ... fresh hone ..

thodi der me jab nikla to dekha chintu waha nahi hai ... shayad hall me
hoga ...

time dekh to 10 baj rahe the ... matlab ab apni janeman se milne ka time
ho gaya hai ....

mai ready to pehle se tha ... bas thoda final touch up kiya ... baal set kiye
... deo lagaya ... aur hall me aa gaya ....

sab ready ho gaye the ... bahar ek XUV khadi thi ... jise bhaiya ne book
kiya tha ...

bhabhi se puchne per pata chala ki meera aur uski family dusri gadi me
waha pahuch jayenge ...

khair hum sab gadi me jaise taise adjust ho gaye ... aur nikal pade ...

are haa ... mai to batana bhool hi gaya ki hum picnic manane GOLDEN
JHEEL ja rahe the ...

abhi tak aap sabhi ne padha ki kaise picnik per Jane se pehle meri mausi
aur unka beta chintu ghar aa gaye ...

aur aate hi us kameene chintu ne meri band bajani suru kar di ...

khair ... ab waqt aa gaya tha picnik me Jane ka ...

hum Golden jheel ja rahe the ... gadi me sabhi apni apni jagah baith gaye
..

reh gaya mai ... ab do log badh gaye to meri jagah na bani ...

wo kya hai .. adjust karna apni shaan ke khilaf hai ... to maine apni bike
le li ... aur chal diye apni jaan se milne ..

dil me hazaro umange tair rahi thi .. na Jane kitne sapne dekhne lagi thi
meri aankhe ... ki meera ke saath pyar ki baate karunga ... use
cheedunga ... khoob masti karunga ... upar se golden jheel ka mast
mahool ... kasam se maja aa jayega .....
yahi sab sochte sochte hum sabhi pahuc hi gaye ...

ab us jheel ki khoobsurti ke bare me kya batau ... aap sab to jante hi hai
..

hum log ander gaye .. meri nazre to bas meera ko hi talash kar rahi thi ...

kismat se wo aur uski family kuch hi dur per khadi dikhi ...

mere diye hue dress me kamal lag rahi thi .. man kiya abhi ek pappi le lu
...

per sali ye majburi .. ab ghar walo ke hote hue kaise karta ...

family ka Milan samaroh hua .. jheel ke kinare ugi ghaas me chadar

bicha kar sab baith gaye .. aur baato ka daur suru ho gaya ...

mera waha bilkul bhi man nahi lag raha tha ..

man to kar raha tha ki meera ko leke kisi kone me nikal jaau ... per ye
karu to kaise ... upar se wo sala chintu ... meera se bilkul chipka pada tha
..

in sab me maine ek baat notice ki ... ye sala chintu mujhe dekh kar baar
baar itna kyu mushkura raha tha ... kuch to gadbad hai ...

khair use kiya kinare ... aur focus kiya meera pe ...

aakhirkaar meri mehnat rang layi .. meera ne meri or dekha .. maine zhat
se use waha se chalne ka ishara kiya ...

per ye kya .. usne to gusse se apna sar hi zhatak diya ...

ab maine kon sa iske baap ke pichwade mirchi daal di ... jo wo itna

bhadak rahi hai ...

meera gusse se apna sar zhatak diya ...

sala ab use kya hua .. kuch samajh me nahi aaya ...

maine meera ko ek msg kiya ...

per hum to tehre bewkoof type aadmi .. maal se kaise baat karte hai ab
apne ko kaha pata ..

MAI --- "" yaar zara kone me chalo .. ""

ye padhte hi meera ka chahra gusse se laal ho gaya ... usne bhi ek msg
chipka diya ...

MEERA --- "" kaan ke neeche aisa lagaungi na ki chahre me Congress

ka tread mark liye firoge.. ""

mera to dimag hi ghoom gaya ...

MAI --- ''" kya hua .. aachanak itna kyu bhadak gai ""

MEERA -- "" aisi ulti seedhi msg karoge to kya aarti utarungi ... ye koi
tareeka hai kisi ladki ko msg karne ka .. kone me aao .. ""

ab mai samjha ki kya galti kar di ... waise bhi zindagi me kabhi kisi ladki
se baat to ki nahi jo tareeka pata ho ... ab ho gai galti ...

sudhaar ne ke liye ek sorry ka msg send kiya ...

MAI --- sorry yaar ... galti ho gai .. mere kehne ka matlab vo nahi tha ..
mujhe to bas tumse akele me baat karni thi .. plz . chalo na .."'

meera ne koi msg nahi kiya ... bas wo kewal chintu se boli ...

MEERA --- chalo chintu ... tumhe ye jagah ghumati hu ...

itna keh kar meera khadi ho gai .. chintu bhi khade hote hue bola ...

CHINTU --- nikku ... tum bhi chalo ghoomne ...

maa kasam .. us kutte pe itna pyar mujhe aaj tak nahi aaya ... jo ye sun
ke aaya ...
mai khada hua ... aur fir teeno chal pade ....

thodi dur jakar hum ek jagah baith gaye ... mera man to bahut kar raha
tha meera ko apni baaho me lene ka ... per us chintu ke hote hue nahi
kar sakta tha ...

per sali aaj apni kismat kuch zyada hi meharbaan lag rahi thi ..

CHINTU---- nikku ... paise do na .. ice cream khani hai ...

waise to mai use ek rs. nahi deta tha per aaj baat kuch alag thi ... use
waha se bhagane ka isse accha tareeka nahi tha ...

maine zhat se jeb se 50 ka note nikal kar use diya ... aur bola ...

MAI --- ja beta ja ... jee le apni zindagi ..

chintu paise leke waha se chala gaya ... ab reh gaye mai aur meri
janeman ...

mauka accha hai jankar ... maine dheere se uska haath pakda ...

per usne zhatak diya ... aur gusse se boli ...

MEERA --- chuna mat mujhe ... warna pit jaaoge ...

MAI --- yaar ab maine kya kiya .. sorry to bol hi diya tha na ... choti si
baat ko itna seriously kyu le rahi ho. ..

MEERA --- choti si baat ... man to kar raha hai ki muh tod du tumhara ...
sharam nahi aati aise msg karte hue ...

MAI --- yaar bola to tha ki mera wo matlab nahi tha ...

tabhi meera meri baat ko beech me hi kaat ti hui boli ...

MEERA --- mai is msg ki baat nahi kar rahi ... us msg ki kar rahi hu .. jo
aaj subah tumne mujhe bheja tha ...
ye sunkar mai shock ho gaya ..

MAI --- aaj subah .... lekin maine koi msg nahi kiya tumhe ..

MEERA --- dekho zhooth mat bolo .. wo msg abhi bhi hai mere mobile
me ... itna ganda msg ... ki mai bata bhi nahi sakti ...maine to sirf itna hi
pucha tha na ki kaise ho ... jawab me koi aisa likhta hai bhala ....

ye keh kar usne apna mobile mujhe thama diya ....

mai hairan pareshan ... wo msg padhne laga ...

"" tumhari yaad me tadap raha hu meri chikni chameli ... raat bhar neend
nahi aati ... dil karta hai ki raat bhar tum mere saath chipki raho ... tum
sunny Leone ki tarah mere room me aa jaao .. to maa kasam usi raat
munni badnaam aur sheela jawan ho jayegi .... ""

ye padh kar to mera dimag hi kharab ho gaya ... aisa msg maine kab
bheja ...

MAI --- meera .. sach me ye sab maine nahi likha ...

MEERA --- to kya koi bhoot likh gaya ... ye tumhara hi number hai ..
waise bhi tumhare jaisa chichora ghar me aur koi nahi hai ....

ab use kaise yakeen dilau ki ye sab maine nahi kiya .... lekin ye kiya
kisne hoga ....

tabhi mujhe yaad aaya ki wo kameena , kutta chintu ... sala baar baar
mujhe dekh kar mushkura kyu raha tha ...

sale ne aisi band bajai .. jiski ummed bhi nahi ki thi ....