Jason X
Jason X
BY TOD FARMER
REVISED ROUGH DRAFT
MAY 24, 1999
FADE IN:
DARKNESS.
AGAIN, DARKNESS.
OPEN ON:
The year is 2455. The place is Old Earth. Barren, void of life, a
hazardous and violent planet. The sky is blood red with spiked clouds
of
dark gray. It is beautiful, but frighteningly foreign.
Small groups of people, wearing thick dusters, goggles and masks, work
nearby. Some dig in the cracked earth, others take assorted readings
with strange devices.
CUT TO:
The dust storm rages outside. Two figures are looking closely at a
small
object buried in the dirt. One of them pulls a device out of their
pouch
and slowly, gently picks up the object. The other uses a magnetic tool
to remove the dirt.
FEMALE VOICE
Careful . . .
MALE VOICE
I know.
They take off their masks and goggles. They are both young. ADRIENNE
female (17) watches as STONEY male (18) studies the object closely.
STONEY
(reading)
Not guaranteed, if used After 2198.
Stoney tosses the high tech equipment over his shoulder and rips open
the condom as Adrienne rips her clothes off.
ADRIENNE
(breathless)
What about Kkinsa?
STONEY
It's over between us. You're the
only one for me!
They fall some ten feet, RUBBLE RAINING down on top of them.
STONEY
You okay?
Adrienne sits up, shines her light down the long metal corridor. She
turns her light on STONEY then sees something over his shoulder.
We PULL BACK, out of the tunnel, through the van as the sounds of the
storm drown out ADRIENNE'S SCREAM.
CUT TO:
EXT. BASE CAMP
FAT LOU (40), rail thin, possible female, pilot, appears at the top of
the shuttle ramp.
FAT LOU
(yelling over the wind)
Let's go! Time to load up!
YLLO
(yelling)
I'm missing two!
FAT LOU
Shit! Temp's dropping! We should have
left this rock an hour ago!
BOEMAN
(eyes a device)
North three clicks.
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YLLO and the rest of the group run into view. BOEMAN (18), husky,
physical; holds out a device and checks the reading.
BOEMAN
(yelling)
There!
KICKER
Yo, Teach, what the fuck?
YLLO
We're missing two of the kids!
KICKER
Get your ass back to the shuttle.
I'll check it out.
YLLO
Not without me!
The rest of the gang look at each other and climb into the Van.
YLLO and the others climb down a rusted ladder. Metallic walls,
graffiti, cluttered floors. No Stoney or Adrienne. A sign from the
ceiling states -
CRYSTAL LAKE RESEARCH FACILITY.
They all take off the goggles and masks. The rest of the group
consists
of DELONGPRE(18) good looking, smart ass; JANESSA(17) sexual, scheming
AZRAEL(17) SMALL, COCKY; KKINSA(16), insecure, problematic;
THORGAN(17), a nerd but doesn't know it.
YLLO
Amazing! But, how . . I've been coming
here for ten years. We never picked this up on
our . . . KAY-EM?
KAY-EM 14
The air's laced with type two ozone,
it reads as a solid.
THORGAN
Somebody wanted the place to stay hidden.
KAY-EM 14
In twenty-eighty-two many of the survivors moved
their facilities underground to escape . . .
KICKER
All right, all right, enough with the history
lesson. Lets find these two quick . . so I can kick
some little punk ass.
KKINSA
I have an idea, why don't you go find
them and we'll get the hell out of here!
A CORPSE! Easily two-hundred years old it hangs from the wall, impaled
through the forehead by an iron spike.
KKINSA SCREAMS!
JANESSA falls back and lands in the lap of another corpse. She
screams!
KAY-EM 14
Was that out loud?
DELONGPREE
Thorgan, have you been screwing with . . .
THORGAN grabs the head off the CORPSE, with the spike through it's
head.
THORGAN
Cool! This is an automatic "A".
Azrael dumps the contents of his bag on the ground, an old boot, some
cds, and an ancient box of PLAYTEX . . . starts shoving the corpse
into
his pack.
AZRAEL
I've got my project. What are you losers
gonna do?
KICKER
Back to the shuttle! All of you!
I'll find them.
YLLO
Relax, Soldier boy, this is amazing.
These remains are two hundred years old.
Yllo's light hits a sign hanging from the ceiling. DANGER. STAY OUT.
BOEMAN
Creepy.
THORGAN
Cool.
KKINSA
Okay, I'm outta here.
YYLO
Kay-Em, any thoughts?
KAY-EM 14
Girth is better than length and
women prefer a shaved scrotum during
oral sex.
THORGAN
I'm trying to give her some personality.
YLLO
Well stop messing with her. I don't want
a science droid with a personality. Now
let's find them and get back. I want to
get clearance to stay back and study this . . .
KKINSA
No way! I'm not staying here any longer . . .
I have a life you know.
A radio crackles.
FAT LOU(V.O.)
Hey teach! This rock's starting to freeze!
Get your ass back hre!
YLLO
(into radio)
Keep your shirt on! I'm working on it.
You won't believe what we found.
(calls out)
Adrienne! Stoney!
Yllo rushes past the corpse. The others reluctantly follow. They pass
another hanging sign - Danger - THEY PASS ANOTHER CORPSE LYING ON THE
FLOOR, it's torso separated from it's legs. And this is just the
beginning. As they move down the corridor there are bodies everywhere.
BOEMAN
There was a hall of a battle down here.
COMPUTER VOICE
Dan-danger. Do not enter-er.
KKINSA
I feel compelled to ask why we are
ignoring that.
A corpse lies on the floor before them, it's skeletal hand beneath a
warning written in ancient blood . . .
HELP ME . . .
DELONGPREE and YLLO help Kkinsa fight the rotting corpse. They hear
hysterical laughter and look up to see -
DELONGPREE
Damnit!
YLLO
What the hell are you two doing?!
Kkinsa eyes Adrienne, then glares at Stoney.
KKINSA
You're toast, mister.
YLLO
You're both toast!
ADRIENNE
You gotta see this!
They turn down the right corridor, passing beneath ceiling consisting
of
a jumbled mess of jagged metal.
THORGAN
(re: ceiling)
That's a strange design, don't you think?
KICKER
We don't have time for this shit.
As they pass we see a section of the jagged metal ceiling twitch and
squeeze together. That can't be a good thing . . .
STONEY and Adrienne stop at a huge metal door. Above the door . . .
CRYOGENICS LAB.
DELONGPREE
Yeah, so? I had Cryo 101 last year.
ADRIENNE
Check it out.
With a smirk, Adrienne wipes the condensation from the small window in
the door. Drawn from the inside, in blood, is a final warning -
KKINSA
So don't open the door.
ADRIENNE
Look beyond it, yesterday's news.
Shocked faces.
INSIDE the blue tinted room we see a huge domed Cryo cylinder. It's
massive, but our attention is pulled to the corner of the room. Curled
up into a ball, is a body - female, young.
YLLO
Is that?
KAY-EM 14
The room's still operational.
She's perfectly preserved.
YLLO
(into radio)
Fat Lou, bring the ship to the
following coordinates. Call Grendel,
have them power up the labs, we're bringing
in the find of the century!
KICKER
Now wait a minute! I don't think you
should open that door.
YLLO
This is a science excursion corporal.
Just stay out of the way.
YLLO
Okay, no screwing around. This is the real
thing. Do exactly what I say. Okay Thorgan,
open it up.
Thorgan pops the cover from a control panel and hooks up a small
gadget.
KKINSA
You're opening the door?
What about the . . . ?
DELONGPREE
I'm thinking we should call in some
experts.
YLLO
This is your find people. You want to
give your credit away?
DELONGPREE
I was just saying . . .
THORGAN
The cryo unit leaked. The computers
sealed the room. No airborne viruses
no hazardous materials. I've shut down the
until. Alright, stand back.
KAY-EM 14
Hold your breath. Initial cryo gasses
will render you unconcious.
DELONGPREE
Knock you on your ass pal.
YLLO
Kay-Em!
They are not human. Mechanical, digital, but alluring. They dilate,
open
up. Colored lasers shoot forth, slicing through the gas, scanning the
body.
DELONGPREE
I speak on behalf of the group
when I say . . . that's fucked.
KAY-EM 14
Female, nineteen years old, eight months . . .
34-26-34 . . . bitch is built like a brick
shit house.
YLLO
Thorgan?!!!
THORGAN
Sorry. I'll fix her when we get back.
KAY-EM 14
Time of hibernation 2049.
Crystallization at seventeen percent.
Suggest extensive Nanotech. Chances of
rejuvenation eight-one percent.
KKINSA
What's going on?
DELONGPREE
She's dying.
JANESSA
Bitch looks dead to me.
SERGEANT BRODSKI(V.O.)
Yllo, Sergeant Brodski. Get your ass
back to the shuttle!!
YLLO
Janessa, stretcher.
(into radio)
Keep your shirt on, sergeant. We have
a medical emergency here not tot mention the
discovery of a lifetime.
SERGEANT BRODSKI(V.O.)
Kicker! Get them the hell out of there!
Janessa removes a Metallic cube from her backpack, clicks a button and
a
flat stretcher expands and hovers a few feet off the ground.
KICKER
We're outta here!
Yllo pulls away, leans over the frozen girl, grabs the frozen string
of
blood and -CRACK-breaks it off.
YLLO
Fine, grab that end.
Kicker sighs and helps Yllo lift the frozen girl and place her curled
body on the stretcher.
ANOTHER ANGLE
THORGAN
Hey check this out!
THORGAN
This caused the leak and there's an
occupant.
KICKER
Don't touch that!
KKINSA
This is bad, no?
THORGAN
Relax, it's only a glitch in the
system.
JANESSA
First field trip and you think
you're a Scientist. Move out of the
way geek.
As the gas and steam clear - we hear the sound of CRACKING ICE, see a
jagged mass of frozen crystals . . . and within it . . . a body. A
chunk
of ice CRACKS and falls tot he floor then THE MASK of JASON VOORHEES
looms forward!
DELONGPREE
Jesus, used to make the suckers big
didn't they?
KAY-EM 14
Subject was dead prior to incubation.
YLLO
My God, look at him. Why would they freeze
a dead body?
(a beat)
Alright, load him up, and let's get out
of here!
A pair of three foot metallic spiders drop on thin wires to the floor.
BACK INSIDE
BOEMAN
Er, guy? I'm picking up some movement.
FZZZZT . . . Azrael screams as a laser slices into the room. His left
arm falls to the ground!
Kay-Em rushes to him. Her finger pops open. A needle appears. She
injects him. The drugs take immediate effect.
AZRAEL
Cool . . . check out my arm.
HALL
YLLO
Kicker!
KICKER
Defense droids. I'm on it.
Kicker slams the Cryo door shut as lasers slice into it.
KKINSA
There goes prom night.
KICKER
They're only class two. I can
handle this. No problem.
AZRAEL
Not a problem?!
AZRAEL
I'm missing a fucking arm heeeerrrr-
(re:shot)
Oh, that's dreamy.
JANESSA
Okay rent-a-cop, do your shit.
I gotta date tonight.
KICKER
Stand back!
YLLO
We have to get these two back in one piece!
KAY-EM 14
Subject is critical. Needs nano stabilization
immediately.
YLLO
Kicker! Do something!
ADRIENNE
Oh Gawd! I wish it would stop doing that.
AZRAEL
(drugged up)
That is soooo cool!
KAFOOM!
KICKER
Come on!
Kicker throws open the door and starts BLASTING! Yllo and the kids
follow him into the hall, the two stretches in tow. They disappear
around the bend - towards the exit.
A beat then . . . screaming. They run back into view. Behind them - -
A dozen laser wielding spiders make chase! Some are old and rusty,
other
slump over and short out, but those that work . . . work well.
KKINSA
Have I told you guys how much I hate this class?
KICKER
We need another exit! I'll hold 'em off!
Teach, find a way out!
BOEMAN
I'm on it!
KICKER
Sorry kid, leave this to the pros.
BOEMAN
(re: gadget)
Left at the end of the hall!
THORGAN
(reading from device)
They're not after us. Their sensors are
locked in on . . . him!
KICKER
Leave him behind!
YLLO
No! He's coming with us!
BOEMAN
Here. We're one meter from the surface!
KICKER
Then duck.
KABLOOM!! Rocks and falling debris reveal the violent surface above.
DELONGPREE
It's too high!
KICKER
Make it happen!
JANESSA
They're just subclass B droids.
I'm so not impressed.
BOEMAN
Stoney, you catch.
Stonet leaps, grabs the lip and tosses his feet up and over in a very
acrobatic move.
Boeman kneels, cups his hands to make a step. He begins tossing his
friends up to Stoney as Kicker makes war in the hall!
BOEMAN
We're clear! Let's go!
Boeman leaps up, grabs the lip and pulls himself to safety.
He spins around and holds his arm out for Kicker.
KICKER
They've got me! Let go!
BOEMAN
No!
Boeman ROARS and pulls harder. Kicker's pack RIPS from his body - the
spiders falling with the pack.
BOEMAN
That wasn't so bad.
Kicker bites the pin from a grenade, tosses it into the hole.
KICKER
(yells)
This will be!
THORGAN
Nice touch.
BOEMAN
And you said high school was boring.
Our team fights the winds and rushes up the ramp of the waiting
shuttle.
FAT LOU
Oh my God . . . what the hell is . . .
YLLO
Just get us to the ship!
ADRIENNE
Here. Dumbass.
She hands him the severed limb as they race up the ramp.
The door closed, the SHUTTLE LIFTS OFF THE GROUND and soars into the
sky.
CUT TO:
THE SHUTTLE maneauvers through the junk that now floats in orbit. Old
satellites, the front quarter of a Space Shuttle, etc.
FAT LOU
This is Beowulf approaching from
sector fifteen.
BERNIE(V.O.)
I've got you, Beowulf. Proceed with docking.
And by the way, Brodski's pissed.
The shuttle doors open revealing SERGEANT BRODSKI and six E-X GRUNTS
standing with weapons at the ready.
As the group gather their equipment and begin to move the two
stretchers, Brodski stepsi n front of YLLO.
BRODSKI
What the hell were you thinking?
YLLO
Get them in the lab!
BRODSKI
Not so fast Yllo! There's a protocol here.
YLLO
(back to the kids)
Get them to the labs . . . Now!
YLLO
What the hell are you doing?
Brodski looks down at the stretcher with the young woman's body on it.
BRODSKI
My god! This is way over your head, pal.
We need to call some experts and . . .
YLLO
I am an expert!
BRODSKI
You're a teacher.
YLLO
Brodski I'll talk slow so you can understand me.
She's thawing. If we don't get her to the lab,
she'll die, and that will be on your bald fucking
head!
BRODSKI
What if they're carrying? Did you even check?
KAY-EM 14
Subjects scan virus clean . . .
Brodski attempts to shove Kay-Em out of his way . . . BUT she stands
her
ground . . . grabs his crotch.
KAY-EM 14
Mmm, you like the rough stuff don't you, big boy?
THORGAN
Sorry . . . I'll fix her . . . I promise.
BRODSKI
How do you know that piece of cursed rock down
there doesn't carry something metal tits can't
detect?
YLLO
Well, when we rejuvenate this one you can ask her.
BRODSKI
Damnit, Yllo! I don't like it.
YLLO
I don't give a shit. This one's prime for
decryonization. We're brining her back.
BRODSKI
I still think we should send for a team of
real scientists.
YLLO
I am a scientist you asshole! This could be
the most important discovery in 400 years. Do
you have any idea what a find like this could
mean?
BRODSKI
Right now, I care only for the safety of this
crew. You don't know anything about these two -
BRODSKI
Jesus what the hell is that?
YLLO
That's exactly what we need to find out.
Check your orders, Sergeant. I out rank you
where discovery is concerned. Now step aside.
I have a medical emergency to deal with.
AZRAEL
Watch it punk, I'm armed.
DALLAS
Punk?
AZRAEL
You'll pay for that.
CUT TO:
BERNIE
Gravitation nominal. Thrusters engaged.
FAT LOU
(into radio)
Grendel to Grendel's mother, we are enroute.
GRENDEL'S MOTHER(V.O.)
Copy that, Grendel. Computer ovverides deployed.
See you in two days.
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INT. LABS
LAB ONE doubles as a Medical Research center and Sick Bay. GLASS JARS
filled with some of the strangest creatures ever seen cover the back
wall.
Yllo and the students bring the girl in. Their movements are hurried
and
economical . . .but they're excited.
YLLO
Get her prepped for the soup.
(to Adrienne)
Take the other one to lab two.
ADRIENNE
Yllo, this is my find. My project.
I want to be in here.
YLLO
I know, dear, but this is too big a
discovery. I need you to prep the second
body.
ADRIENNE
But, I want . . .
YLLO
This is a discovery that we will all share.
We have to work as a team. Now go. Stoney
go with her.
Thorgan and Delongpre lift the Girl onto the rejuvenation table.
Kkkinsa nods and wheels a huge SCANNING MACHING over to the Girl. She
starts the scan as Delongpree and Thorgan cut the clothes off their
"find".
THORGAN
Have I told you guys how much I love this class?
DELONGPREE
She's beautiful . . .
THORGAN
Damn! Talk about your hard nipples.
LAB TWO is smaller and less high-tech than LAB one. They shove JASON'S
body onto the EXAM TABLE.
ADRIENNE
Fucking Yllo! Thinks he can push me aside.
This is my find!
STONEY
You know even though we both found this guy ,
I'll let you take the credits. You can take it
from here.
ADRIENNE
Oh thanks . . . fine go. It's just another
dissection. You'll only get in my way.
STONEY
Cool. Besides, you're into this shit.
Yllo walks around the room, overseeing all the action. He's excited
and
cocky.
YLLO
Hands on training is rare. You should consider
yourself lucky.
AZRAEL
Lucky?!
AZRAEL
Another hour and I'd have lost
the arm.
JANESSA
Oh, was that the hand you beat off with?
AZRAEL
I better get extra credit for this shit.
YLLO
Delongpree, Status. How you doing?
Delongpree cuts her underpants from her body and tosses them over his
shoulder.
DELONGPREE
(swallows hard)
I'm Okay.
STONEY
Well she's definitely a blond.
JANESSA
Oh that's scientific.
DELONGPREE
You think all girls from the past
looked this good?
JANESSA
She's not that great.
THORGAN
400 years . . . I bet she'll be horny.
YLLO
Okay, people, we need to Learn everything
there is to learn about our two guests. And
if all goes well, I'll mention each one of
you when I make my nobel prize speech.
DELONGPREE
(underbreath)
Yeah, right.
Delongpre presses a button on the table. The edges of the table RISE
UP
to create a clear dome around the table. A hot gel-like substance
shoots
out of small tubes. The FROZEN BODY is covered in the NANO-GEL.
Thorgan checks a monitor.
THORGAN
Everything looks good.
YLLO
Turn up the heat.
ADRIENNE
Done. Crystallization remains
seventeen percent.
Adrienne scans Jason with a machine identical to the one Kkinsa was
using in LAB ONE.
COMPUTER VOICE
Crystallization at sixty percent
Subject classification . . . deformity.
ADRIENNE
Put it on the screen.
ADRIENNE(V.O.)
(over speaker)
Guys, check out beef-cakes scan.
ADRIENNE(V.O.)
Look at the brain.
JANESSA
It's just like Thorgan's.
What do you think this means?
THORGAN
This is what it means right here.
JANESSA
Small brains make your balls itch?
DELONGPRE
And what's with the headgear?
KAY-EM 14
The mask is an artifact from a
sport outlawed in twenty-twelve.
BOEMAN
Hockey.
KAY-EM 14
A medieval sport where two teams
club one another with elongated
sticks. Very sexy.
YLLO
What do you expect from a culture that
sucked its planet dry of resources.
KKINSA
This bores me.
DELONGPRE
She's red. Body temp 98.6. This
is so cool.
YLLO
Prep defib and start the cell
reconstruction.
THORGAN
Cool!
YLLO
Is she stable?
KAY-EM 14
Subject is stable and cell
reconstruction has begun.
DELONGPRE
Now what?
YLLO
We wait. I need about fifteen.
Call me if there are any changes.
If she farts I want a full report.
AZRAEL
Don't I deserve a sick day or some
shit like that?
Yllo exits.
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The door swishes open. Stoney enters with Kkinsa close behind. Kkinsa
raises her hand.
KKINSA
Adrienne?! Of all people!
STONEY
You're jealous.
Stoney moves back. Kkinsa moves close hand raises above her head.
KKINSA
Adrienne?!
STONEY
It's over between us. You're the
one I want.
Kkinsa grabs the back of her shirt and pulls it over her head.
KKINSA
Bed!
A bed slides out from the wall, hitting Stoney in the back of the
legs,
causing him to fall on the bed. Kkinsa straddles him. Stoney grabs
her.
The two fall into a feverish kiss.
CUT TO:
ADRIENNE
Prepare organ vats.
ADRIENNE
Okay big boy . . .
She picks up a long, sharp chrome tool and walks over to Jason's body.
ADRIENNE
(continuing)
. . . let's see what you're made of.
CUT TO:
Yllo enters and approaches a computer console. The door behind him
opens. Janessa enters.
JANESSA
All this science shit, makes me horny.
(removes her shirt)
Take off your cloths, we don't have much
time.
She drops her shirt to the floor. Yllo retrieves it, hands it back.
JANESSA
You're quicker than usual.
YLLO
Later.
JANESSA
You prefer an apple?
He forces her into the hall, closes the door, locks it. He returns to
the console.
YLLO
(to console)
Secure line. Perez, Joshua,
Solaras Space Lab. Connect.
INTERCUT AS NEEDED
PEREZ
You son of a bitch, you know what time it is?
YLLO
We just left old Earth. You'll never believe
what we found.
Yllo inserts a disk into the console.
YLLO
I'm sending you the files.
PEREZ
(testy)
Yeah, yeah if this is another ancient
Farrari . . .
YLLO
Trust me. I'm bypassing regular channels.
See what kind of payday we're looking at.
PEREZ
(begins download)
Alright, I'm . . .
(reacts to file)
No way . . . is this a joke?
Yllo smiles.
CUT TO:
Adrienne leans over JASON'S THAWING body. Oozing goo drips from the
slab.
She is inches away from his steaming mask. She taps it with her tool.
She begins working at the straps of the mask, cutting the overgrown
flesh away.
YLLO
Hypothetically, how much are we talking?
PEREZ(V.O.)
If you're for real, you're looking at a million
credits for viewing rights alone. Doesn't include
touring and guest lectures. When can you get them
here?
YLLO
I'll reset our course . . . 3 hours?
PEREZ(V.O.)
See you then . . . doctor.
Janessa has hooked up a small device to the door. She's heard every
word.
Kkinsa rips off Stoney's shirt. Stoney grab her and rolls on top of
her.
Adrienne turns from Jason's mask. A large wad of goo hits the floor.
She
turns back to her work. Slicing flesh away from the mask.
She stick s a long sharp tool into an eye hole. We hear disgusting
noises as she probes JASON'S EYE SOCKET.
Kkinsa rolls on top of Stoney. She holds his arms down as she whispers
in his ear.
KKINSA
How bad do you want it?
ADRIENNE
Interesting. Record. Thawing has
caused possible muscle spasms.
She moves back to her work station and picks up JASON'S BLOATED EYE.
She
takes out an autopsy laser and cuts through the center of the eye.
The laser slices through the fatty tissue as thick black goop drips
out
of the eye. Adrienne stares into a microscope. This is all very
interesting.
KKINSA
Yes . . . yes . . . that's it!
CLOSE on ADRIENNE as she studies the dripping eye. She puts the laser
down and turns to the slab and freezes.
JASON IS GONE!
She spins around only to find Jason standing behind her. He grabs her
by
the throat! She can't scream. She kicks wildly as he studies her.
Delongpre, Boemen, Kay-Em 14 and Thorgan wait and watch girl in the
NANO-GEL. Thorgan is getting impatient. He can't find something.
THORGAN
Anybody seen the reticulator?
DELONGPRE
Try next door, there was one there
yesterday.
Thorgan exits.
The lights go. Thorgan looks around. Through the thick glass, where
JASON is killing Adrienne, is blackness.
THORGAN
Wakey wakey love birds . . . Yllo's
gonna be pissed if he catches you fooling
around instead of working.
ANTE ROOM
Through the glass beside him we see Adrienne screaming. But NO SOUND.
All rooms are air tight. Her head is smashed on the glass!
Still screaming, her face recedes back into the darkness as Thorgan
looks over his shoulder.
THORGAN
Bye, lovebirds . . . Stoney, you dog.
He exits.
BACK TO JASON
As he - -
DUNKS Adrienne's head INTO ONE OF THE METAL SINKS. Her body goes limp.
He
pulls her head up and stares at her frozen head, eyes open, mouth
locked
in a scream.
He thumps the head against a wall. IT SHATTERS! Jason drops the body
with a thud then turns to the - -
JASON'S BACK!
Jason walks into the corridor from LAB TWO, steam still rising from
his
cold body. He heads away from LAB ONE as soon as he's out of sight,
YLLO
appears.
BOEMAN(V.O.)
We've got a heartbeat!
KKINSA
No shit, we've got a heart beat!
BOEMAN(V.O.)
Stoney, you copy? She's awake.
You coming?
STONEY
Hell yeah I'm coming!
KKINSA
No . . . not yet!
BOEMAN(V.O.)
Yes, right now!
STONEY
YES !!!
KKINSA
NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! YES!!!
STONEY
YES!!!!!!
BOEMAN(V.O.)
Stoney, put your pants on and get
your ass down here!
They jump up grab their clothes and rush to the door. Stoney hits the
door release and the door SWISHES open revealing - -
JASON VOORHEES!
Stoney sidesteps as Kkinsa SCREAMS. Stoney SLAMS his palm into the
door
panel. The door SWISHES to close but Jason's hand reaches out and
stops
it.
Stoney keeps POUNDING the panel, trying to make the door close but
Jason's too strong!
Jason grabs Stoney by the arm, jerks him into the doorway and releases
the door.
YLLO
It's time.
DELONGPRE
What about the others? Shouldn't we wait?
YLLO
I've waited long enough.
Kay . . . you know what to do.
YLLO
What the hell are you doing?
BRODSKI
My job.
YLLO
Fine, just stay out of my way.
(turns to Kay)
Hit it.
The door swishes open revealing the dead bodies of a couple in their
forties.
We recognize her as the frozen girl. Her name, RIZZO (18), pretty.
She screams. Turns.
HER POV
Standing at the end of the corridor, back lit and ominous is JASON
VOORHEES! He marches towards her.
RIZZO
Help me! Anyone! Somebody help me!
She reaches down and grabs a shot gun from a dead Security Guard.
Chick-
chick. KABLAM!
She runs.
CRYOGENICS LAB
She opens the door and enters the cold room. Slips on the wet frozen
ground, nearly falls.
Jason enters, his machete held ready. He stares at the Huge Cryo unit.
Door open. Otherwise the room is empty.
RIZZO(O.S.)
Hey!
RIZZO
You son of a bitch!
Rizzo slams her palm onto a console, the Cryo-unit door closes, JASON
INSIDE.
COMPUTER VOICE
Cryo-Unit activated.
Slowly the unit goes silent, still. Rizzo stares at it, approaches
slowly, staring at the fogging glass -
KA-CHING!
The MACHETE BURSTS THROUGH THE GLASS, slicing into Rizzo's shoulder!
COMPUTER VOICE
Cryo-Unit leak. Lock down in progress.
Security measures on line.
RIZZO
Nooooooo!
RIZZO
Somebody! No!
CHSHSHSHSHSH!
Gas filters into the room from the leak in the Cryo-Unit.
COMPUTER VOICE
Subject in computer unit has reached
full incubation.
RIZZO
No . . .
As blood pours from her wound, she reaches her bloody hand to the
glass
window and draws -
RIZZO'S EYES pop open. She gasps for breath. Coughing and splitting
the
Gel-like substance. She's sitting in a foot of gel, naked; Yllo,
Brodski
and the kids around her.
THORGAN
That one did it!
YLLO
We should expect a moment of
disorientation.
DELONGPRE
Spunky . . .
YLLO
She broke my fucking nose!
KAY-EM 14
Again proving that your ancestors were savages.
BRODSKI
I like her already.
KAY-EM 14
Live signs full strength. Heart rate above normal -
RIZZO
Where..? Who . . .?
(shock)
I'm alive. You brought me back.
YLLO
(rubbing his nose)
Obviously so.
Rizzo looks down at her body, gel dripping off her naked flesh.
RIZZO
What the hell is this shit?
RIZZO
How did I get here, how did you bring me back?
YLLO
Nanotechnology.
RIZZO
Nano...but nanotechnology is impossible.
YLLO
We've had Nano-Tech for the last 30 years.
RIZZO
30? How long was I out?
Rizzo finally takes a good look at where she is. Something is very
wrong
in her world.
YLLO
The year is 2455. You've been frozen
for the past four hundred years.
YLLO
Now lay back we need to do some tests and I have some
questions...
RIZZO
JASON?! WHERE IS HE?!
THORGAN
The hockey player? He a friend of yours?
RIZZO
Hockey player? He's not a ...
THORGAN
He's dead! Everyone's dead! Old Earth is dead!
RIZZO
Old Earth?
YLLO
We need to do some tests...I'd like to ask you a
few questions.
RIZZO
But...I...400 years?
YLLO
That's right, now if you could...
DELONGPRE
It can wait. Let's get you cleaned up.
BRODSKI
Give it a rest Yllo. She needs some time.
DELONGPRE
Come on.
Rizzo stands at a small window looking out into space. Cleaned up she
is
quite beautiful.
DELONGPRE(V.O.)
Rizzo?
RIZZO
Yeah?
DELONGPRE
I thought that after 400 hundred years,
you just might have a little bit of an appetite.
DELONGPRE
You're on Grendel, a class IV Catamaran
transport.
It's basically a school bus. We're on our way
back to Earth II.
It's finals week.
RIZZO
You're telling me I'm a friggen class project?
DELONGPRE
(a beat)
Sort of. I mean, no, not really ...
DELONGPRE
I'll give you a moment alone. Do you
want me to come get you when we start
the dissection?
Rizzo shrugs. She's lost everyone and everything. She's lot 400 years.
Delongpre backs out of the room, closing the door behind him.
Rizzo stares at the pile of her old clothes. She reaches into the
pocket
of her tattered jacket and removes a set of keys. The key chain holds
a
picture...a picture of her parents. She sits on the bed and starts to
cry.
YLLO
Well?
DELONGPRE
She needs a little time.
YLLO
More time...shit, she's had 400 years...
DELONGPRE
That's really funny.
YLLO
I'd want her statements before we reach porch.
Jesus, women.
DELONGPRE
Yeah, like you'd be a rock after everything
she went through?
RIZZO(O.S.)
Dissection?
RIZZO
Jason? He's on this ship?!
YLLO
Of course he is. He's the most relevant find in
400 years...except for you, of course. Look if
you're worried about PR don't be. You're walking
and talking. He's a stiff. You'll get the
publicity.
RIZZO
(glares)
Are you finished?
YLLO
God damnit! Will you stop doing that?!
DELONGPRE
Oh I like her a lot.
BRODSKI
I'm with you kid.
RIZZO
Where is he?
BRODSKI
(points)
Lab two, relax. What's the matter?
He's dead.
RIZZO
No, you're dead! You're all dead!
She shoves Delongpre out of the way and out the door.
The others enter to find Rizzo leaning over Adrienne's headless body.
YLLO
Jesus!
JANESSA
Oh my God! Adrienne?
THORGAN
What have you done?
RIZZO
What have I done?! Idiots.
BOEMAN
(into a mike)
Brodski! Get to Lab two. We have an
emergency!
DELONGPRE
Er, guys. Where's the Hockey Player?
RIZZO
I'll tell you where he is. He's walking
around this ship, killing anything that
moves.
JANESSA
Maybe she tripped.
Brodski and Kicker burst into Lab Two, they react to the carnage.
BRODSKI
Jesus, God!
KICKER
Oh man, what the hell happened?
RIZZO
Jason! Can't you see? He did this.
YLLO
Impossible! He was dead before he entered
Cryo-statis. There is no possible way he could
be alive.
RIZZO
I didn't say he was alive.
CUT TO:
INT. GRID 52
Azrael moves through a maze of walls and pipes. Stea, HISSES lights
STROBE.
STALKING POV
Something watching Azrael, his back to us. Azrael moves. The stalker
closes in.
HIS POV
A HUGE ALIEN CREATURE, fangs, claws and so on, leaps at him. THe big
blaster hits home. The alien DISINTERGRATES.
DALLAS
That's nine to four, geek-boy.
AZRAEL
You got lucky.
DALLAS
You got lucky. I could have waited until he
ate your head.
AZRAEL
Speaking of which, duck!
AZRAEL
What the?!
JASON VOORHEES
DALLAS
He's good.
Azrael smiles knowingly. He takes aim and lets loose a blast at Jason.
Aliens scatter as the blasts hits Jason dead on. Dallas joins in
unloading on the hulinking terror.
DALLAS
That sucks. Why won't he go down?
AZRAEL
Pause play.
Suddenly the aliens freeze in place. Jason stares at them, then turns
to
Dallas and Azrael.
DALLAS
He's not part of the program.
AZRAEL
Hey cool. They brought ancient
hockey guy back to life.
Jason walks up to them. Titls his head like a dog hearing a high-
pitched
whistle.
Why aren't they running.
AZRAEL
Hey! We're playing a game here.
Get off the court!
DALLAS
No, we're playing a game...not you numbnuts...
SLASH! The blade slices through Azrael's shoulder to the bottom of his
rib cage. Blood spurts
as his right side pulls away from his body. Azrael does not seem hurt,
only pissed.
AZRAEL
Asshole that does not count as a kill.
DALLAS
Yes it does.
AZRAEL
Oh, come on!
JASON is confused. He spins and slashed taking Dallas' head clean off.
The head falls to the ground, then Dallas speaks.
DALLAS
Okay, enough of this shit.
AZRAEL
Alright, asshole.
Jason finds himself standing alone on a huge open court, all white,
sterile.
AZRAEL(V.O.)
Clear off the court, asshole.
DALLAS
I don't have all day, kid.
AZRAEL
Yeah yeah I better call the labs,
see what the hell is going on.
AZRAEL
(into mike)
Lab...this is AZ in the game grid.
Your guy got out and runined our game.
INTERCUT AS NECESSARY:
YLLO
Azrael can you repeat that?
RIZZO
Get him out of there!
AZRAEL
(into mike)
I said the guy in the mask is in here
ruining our game.
AZRAEL
(continuing)
Send someone to the grid to pick
him up. He looks lost.
YLLO
That's impossible.
RIZZO
I told you! Get them out of there!
(grabs mike)
Get out of there! Get out of there now!
AZRAEL
(into mike)
All right fine, we'll head back--
DALLAS
Jesus!
BRODSKI
Dallas! That you? Come back!
DALLAS
(into mike)
Sarge! Get the fuck down here!
We got a real shitstorm in the --
DALLAS fights to get out of his virtual reality suit and get himself
into combat mode...BUT...
It flies across the room, throught the glass and impales Dallas'
throat
to his chair.
The blade shrots out the electronics in the grid and plunges the room
to
black.
BRODSKI
(into mike)
Dallas?! Dallas?! Do you copy?
Nothing. Finally...
RIZZO
He's dead. They're both dead. You
don't understand what is on this ship.
This is a being that kills. That's what
he does. That's all he does. And he is very
good at it.
BRODSKI
Kicker, Sven. Get into the grid and tell
me what the hell is going on!
DELONGPRE
Where are you going?
RIZZO
We have to get off this ship.
Yllo who has been losing control takes on the lead again.
YLLO
That's ridiculous. You're overreacting.
RIZZO
Why don't you get it? He's going to kill
us all!
BRODSKI
I doubt that. I think we can handle whatever
your ancient hockey player can throw at us.
RIZZO
Look! Just get everyone together, get off the ship...
and then blow it to kingdom fucking come! That's the
only way you're going to live.
DELONGPRE
You just need to relax. Rizzo ti's the future.
We have soldiers on board, E-X Grunts, the baddest of
the bad...and their weapons? I'm sure are slightly more
advanced than what you're used to.
RIZZO
I hope so.
Sven and Kicker approach the door. Casually, weapons slung low. The
doors hiss open, the black maw of the game grid on the other side.
KICKER
Damn. Are they playing?
SVEN
Dallas?! Azrael!
Their combat sense perks up a bit. Something's not right. They turn on
their lights and ready their weapons.
SVEN
Oh shit.
From inside pod as Sven and Kicker approach. THe blood splattered
inside
the glass glows in the throws of their lights.
Kicker breaks off to inspect the other POD Sven tries to hold down his
lunch.
SVEN
Sarge, this is bad. The kid's
His guts are ripped out.
BRODSKI
(over radio)
Dead?
SVEN
Oh yeah.
Kicker reaches the other POD. the darkness looms behind him as he
finds
his friend.
KICKER
(into radio)
Sarge, this is Kicker. Dallas got
it to. Real slice and dice. What
should we do?
BRODSKI
Report to weapons. We're going
on a hunt.
KICKER
Roger that.
(to himself)
Time to kick some ass!
IT'S SVEN!
SVEN
Sorry!
KICKER
Don't friggen do that!
BRODSKI
Yllo, what's your head count?
YLLO
Looks like we're missing two.
Stone and Kkinsa.
JANESSA
You know, Stoney's done everyone
on this trip but me..what's up with that?
BRODSKI
This place should be safe. Get them
back here. I don't want to be hunting
around and kill one of your kids by accident.
As much as I've dreamed of doing that.
BRODSKI
I need to know what you know about this guy.
RIZZO
Don't go out there. You can't win.
We need to get off this ship. That's
all there is to it.
BRODSKI
Not an option. I'm going to hunt this
son of a bitch down.
Rizzo shakes her head. She can't get through to this guy.
BRODSKI
I've been a grunt for fifteen years.
There's not a problem I can't fix with
enough ammunition.
YLLO
Stoney! Stoney if you can hear me,
get your ass down to the lab immediately!
(beat)
I'm going to see if I can find them.
Yllo opens the door and Kkinsa is there! Half-naked, covered in blood.
Janessa SCREAMS and the others gasp.
KKINSA
Sstoney's dead!
They all look to each other, searching for what to say or do...Rizzo
puts her head in her hands...not again.
INT. CORRIDOR
Brodski double-checks his sidearm as Yllo follows him down the hall.
YLLO
ALL I'm saying is dock with Space Lab,
couple of hours no more. Let them take a
look at our friends.
BRODSKI
Not a chance.
YLLO
JUst don't go in there half cocked.
You guys have a tendency to blow shit up and
ask questions later.
BRODSKI
You got that right.
YLLO
This thing could be worth a great deal....
scientifically...not to mention what the fat cats
on Earth II would pay for it! Look, I'll split it with
you 50/50...
The door opens. The E-X Grunts are all there. Weapons in a rack on one
wall. They are in various states of battle dresss. Yllo follows
Brodski in.
Brodski turns and faces him, his men behind.
BRODSKI
You sumbitch! Three dead! On my watch!
If that...that thing is out there, it's
dead! You got it!!!
KICKER
Fuckin A...
BRODSKI
Now get out of our way...get back to the
lab and baby sit your snot nosed brats...
we've got a job to do!
Yllo enters pissed off. The others are standing around not sure what
to
do.
YLLO
That bastard! Boemen turn on the
tracking monitors.
RIZZO
Robot huh?
KAY-EM 14
Kay-em 14.
RIZZO
Barbie from hell...
KAY-EM 14
Cybernetics science droid,
fluent in over six...
RIZZO
Yeah 3cpo, I saw STAR WARS,
now how about you help me get
out of this coffin, Barbie...
KAY-EM 14
I'm afraid I cannot assist.
RIZZO
I'm surrounded by idiots.
KAY-EM 14
You need to get laid!
THORGON
Sorry, I'm working on it.
DELONGPRE
Are all twenty-first century girls like you?
RIZZO
He'll kill us all. You know that, don't you?
AN ALARM SOUNDS.
THORGON
(re:monitor)
There's been an unauthorized entrance to the
Cargo Bay.
BRODSKI
Got it! Let's move out girls. Yllo go to
Lab two and cover out backs.
YLLO
(into the mic)
At least try to get him alive...will ya Brodski?
BRODSKI (v.o.)
I'll try.
CUT TO:
INT. CARGO DOOR - MIDSHIP
kicker, sven, CONDOR, BRIGGS, and GEKO are locked and loaded. Dressed
in
full armor,
packing massive high tech weaponry, they are a sight to see. Jason may
have met his
match.
BRODSKI
Alright, the teach requests we take this guy
out at the knees. I say shoot to kill.
The boys fidget with excitment. Bout time they see some action.
BRODSKI
So after you've killed him, put one in his knee
so we can say we tried.
BRODSKI
Go to infrared, stay in radio contact.
(into headset)
Teach you there?
Yllo walks in and sits at a bank of monitors. Through one, we see the
team standing at the cargo doors.
YLLO
Yeah, I got ya. I don't see anything inside though.
BRODSKI(V.O.)
You just keep an eye out.
YLLO
Yeah yeah. Got it.
Yllo removes his head set and quickly turns to a separate console. He
has his own agenda.
BRODSKI
Let's move out.
BRODSKI
Two teams, Port, starboard.
The kids are standing at a schematic of the ship. Several small blips
are entering the cargo area.
BRODSKI(V.O.)
Kicker, anything?
KICKER(V.O.)
Negative.
THORGAN
Each blip represents a trained killer.
It's men like that fought off the pirates
on Earth II, battled Jauntuns on the solar
moons...
RIZZO
So, you're saying thse guys have like,
lasers and stuff? They could hack him
to pieces?
THORGAN
Exactly.
Briggs and Geko move side by side. Condor brings up the rear. Suddenly
he is jerked out
of view.
CLOSE ON CONDOR'S FACE, jason's hand around his throat. SNAP. The eyes
go dead, the neck broken.
RIZZO
WHAT'S IT MEAN WHEN ONE OF YOUR BLIPS
DISAPPEARS?
All eyes turn to the schematic as one of the blips FLICKERS and FADES.
KAY-EM 14
E-x Grunt Condor has flatlined.
BOEMAN
(into mic)
Sergeant, this is Boemen...
BOEMAN(v.o.)
You've lost Condor.
BRODSKI
Briggs, Geko, talk to me!
BRIGGS
He was...he was right here!
BACK TO BRODSKI
BRODSKI
DAMNIT to hell! We're coming to you!
THORGAN
You see that?
BOEMAN
Briggs, Geko, movement beyond the boxed
fuselage.
BRIGGS
Got it.
BRIGGS and GEKO split up, moving around a large metallic tank.
BRIGGS
I don't see anything.
BOEMAN(V.O.)
He's right there! In front of you!
Briggs removes his gogles only to find Jason standing before him,
holding Geko's body...impaled
onto his silver blade.
BRIGGS fires...screams.
BRIGGS(V.O.)
He doesn't show up on...
THORGAN
(turns)
Jesus, is this what it was like on your...
Rizzo is cowering on the floor, her hands over her ears. She's
sweating,
convulsing.
BOEMAN
Sergeant, you've lost two more men!
KICKER
Jesus, Sarge, what is this thing?
BRODSKI
Teach! Where the hell are you?!
Where's our visuals?!!
YLLO
Fat Lou, we're changing courses for the
Solaras Space Lab.
FAT LOU(V.O.)
I'll need the sergeant's okay on that.
YLLO
We've got a situation here! Just do
as you're told!
FAT LOU(V.O.)
Alright, relax. 20 minutes. Soon
as we've passed Tara's rings we'll
make the course correction.
BACK TO YLLO.
YLLO
Thank you.
YLLO
(into mic)
Ok Sarge, what's your status?
BRODSKI(V.O.)
wHAT'S My status?! I've lost three
men and your worthless fuck! After I
kill this asshole I'm coming your Yllo!
YLLO
But I didn't see...
GUNFIRE ERUPTS!
SVEN(V.O.)
I got him! I got him!
CHEERS from everyone except Rizzo who knows better. She shakes her
head.
THORGAN
Yes!
RIZZO
Listen up duck fuckers, you can't
kill this thing.
BOEMAN
Duck fuckers?
RIZZO
He's either unconcious or playing dead,
whichever, he ain't really dead. Okay,
you know , that's it for me. I'm outta here.
DELONGPRE
Outta here?
RIZZO
Isn't there an escape POD on this ship?
Something?
THORGON
There's a shuttle.
RIZZO
Alright, been nice knowing you.
Who's with me?
KKINSA
I'll go.
BOEMEN
Yllo said stay here.
KKINSA
Fuck Yllo!
BOEMEN
They got him! You're not leaving!
SVEN
Big sucker too.
Suddenly, Jason reaches up, grabs the back of Sven's head and SLAMS it
into his mask.
Sven's forehead shatters.
ON BRODSKI
BRODSKI
Kicker? Where are you?
ELSEWHERE
Kicker crawls across the floor, blood spews from his mouth.
RIZZO
Do something!!!
THORGON
Don't look at me! I'm in high school!
BRODSKI
Find Crutch! Set up an ion field
around the cargo bay. We'll torch
the sucker! Yllo...you're a dead man!
ON MONITOR
We see Brodski racing towards us. We also see Jason, lying in wait,
hidden by one
of the crates.
YLLO
Sergeant!
BRODSKI
(stops)
What?
On the monitor we see Brodski move forward. He never saw Jason coming.
BRODSKI SCREAMS. Yllo turns his head.
RIZZO
Lesson number one, kiddies. You wanna
get home safely then we get off this boat.
KKINSA
I don't understand...what does he want?
RIZZO
He wants to kill you...and me...and everyone
on this ship.
Rizzo looks at everyone.
RIZZO
Any questions?
YLLO
You're not going anywhere.
RIZZO
You wanna die?
YLLO
(ignores her)
Are we locked down?
BOEMAN
That door's the only way in or out and it
won't open without the code.
YLLO
Then we wait. We're docking with Space Lab
in less than an hour.
RIZZO
What good will that do?
YLLO
They can deal with this sort of thing.
RIZZO
More soldiers?
YLLO
Scientists. Very intellegent men.
RIZZO
That's great. I bet they'll kick Jason's
ass at a spelling bee!
JANESSA
Look ice chip, why don't you just chill out
and let us handle this?
YLLO
Try to calm down. Just think, you're going
to be famous!
RIZZO
(to kids)
Guys, please come with me!
YLLO
4You're not going anywhere.
Rizzo starts for the door but Yllo grabs her arms, holds them behind
her.
DELONGPRE
Now hold on! We should hear her out!
THORGAN
She's obviously dealt with this guy before.
YLLO
Shut up! She just wants this thing dead!
DELONGPRE
No shit. I got no problem with that.
THORGAN
Maybe if we knew a little bit more about
what we're delaing with here...
Janessa moves behind Rizzo with the sedative. Suddenly Rizzo throws
her
head back, Salmming it into Yllo's nose. He CRIES OUT in pain.
Janessa lunges with the syringe but Rizzo snatches her wrist, grabbing
the hypo, burying it into Janessa's left breast.
RIZZO
tNighty-night.
Janessa collapses. Yllo rushes Rizzo again, but this time Boeman
stands, blocks his path.
CRUTCH
Leave her be.
RIZZO
Ok, who do I gotta fuck to get off this boat?
RIZZO
Listen to me. Please. Let's get off thsi ship.
Come with me.
THORGAN
Rizzo, a shuttle out in the middle of space?
We'll die oout there.
RIZZO
How do you open the damn door?
YLLO
You're crazy!
Kkinsa punches in the code. The door HISSES open.
DELONGPRE
Rizzo, he's out there.
RIZZO
Yeah and he'll be here soon enough.
(looks at Delongpre)
Last chance.
RIZZO
Fine. Bye.
She and Kkinsa exit, the door SWISHES CLOSED behind them.
YLLO
(favoring his nose)
Pack your shit. We'll disembark in an hour.
The guys at Space Lab have the necessary
equipment to contain this thing and then we
can study it.
YLLO
Computer on line.
A series of beeps.
JANESSA(O.S.)
What are you doing?
YLLO
(jumps)
Jesus! Can't you knock?
(back to console)
Diminish power to shutttle Beowulf.
COMPUTER VOICE
Power to Beowulf disengaged.
YLLO
(to Janessa)
She's too valuable. She's not leaving this ship.
CUT TO:
BERNIE
Disengaged.
FAT LOU
New COURSE, seven-eighty-one.
BERNIE
On course. ETA 36 minutes, 34 seconds.
FAT LOU
Engage auto pilot.
BERNIE
En-en-en-en...Eta-Eta...
Fat Lou stares up in shock just before JASON SLAMS Bernie's torso
ontop
of her.
FAT LOU'S upper body has disappeared. In other words, Bernie now has
legs.
Little good they'll do him.
THROUGH WINDSHIELD.
CUT TO:
RIZZO
Which way?
Kkinsa points. They head in that direction. Then Rizzo suddenly stops.
KKINSA
What?
RIZZO
Ssh.
RIZZO
He's in here.
Kkinsa opens her mouth to scream. Rizzo slaps her hand over Kkinsa's
mouth.
RIZZO
You scream I'll snap your neck.
Got it?
KKINSA
(whispers)
How do you know?
RIZZO
(dread)
I just know.
The crew has packed their essentials and now wait to dock with Space
Lab. Yll is standing
before the others holding Jason's machete.
YLLO
We must assume the machete was an
intricate part of the game of hockey.
DELONGPRE
I'm thinking Rizzo was right.
YLLO
Thinking with your dick again, Delongpre?
DELONGPRE
Maybe we should go with them. Like you said,
your Space Lab connections can deal with this
thing.
At least we'll be safe.
YLLO
They are not going anywhere. I cut power to
the shuttle.
RIZZO
Open the doors.
KKINSA
Something's wrong.
RIZZO
Keep trying!
YLLO
Everyone ready?
YLLO
Fat Lou, what's the ETA?
STATIC.
YLLO
Lou, goddamjnit! Bernie, where's Lou?!
STATIC.
ON MONITOR
We see the view from the bridge security camera. Lots of blood and the
mangled combination of Lou and Bernie.
THORGAN
Yuck.
DELONGPRE
We're screwed.
YLLO
The ship doesn't need pilots to dock.
We'll disembark and you'll see.
Everything will be fine.
BOEMAN
Uh...that's gonna be a problem.
The ship's not on auto-pilot.
We're flying blind.
(a beat)
Thirty minutes till impact.
All eyes turn to Yllo, for guidance, his back to the outer door.
YLLO
I guess...we'll have to go to the bridge.
THORGAN
But...
WHAM-WHAM-WHAM!
WHAM-WHAM-WHAM!
QUICK-CUT TO:
RIZZO
Damnit, he's got them.
KKINSA
Rizzo, I think Yllo must have done
something. The door won't open.
YLLO
It's alright. He can't get in here!
KKINSA
The power's back up!
RIZZO
Then open the doors!
KKINSA
Thirty seconds.
JANESSA
What do we do?!!
YLLO
Crutch?
CRUTCH
Help me up.
JANESSA
Okay, I'm guessing you should hurry.
THORGAN
Jesus, tell this asshole I don't
play hockey!
CRUTCH
Okay!
Our group starts climbing the table and into the ceiling space.
YLLO
Will that take us to the bridge?
CRUTCH
It's a maze up there, but yes.
YLLO
We'll engage auto-pilot!
Everything'll be fine!
Boeman heaves Crutch into the crawl space then follows himself. Jason
pauses,
staring at Kay-Em --
KAY-EM 14
Heart beat irregular...no blood flow...
impossible...this....this... does not
make sense.
Jason's heard enough. He swings his cleaver, but Kay-Em ducks. Turns
and
leaps
through the hole in the celing.
YLLO
Move it people!
Then Yllo screams. Jason has him from below. Boeman grabs his arms.
BOEMAN
Help me!
DeLongpre grabs hold and pulls. Suddenly Yllo is jerked out of their
grasp. They fall onto their backs breathing heavily.
YLLO
Now hold on! Have you considered
how valuable you are? Credit, fame,
you can have it all. And ladies. I
mean, how long has it been?
Jason stands there, but his attention isn't on Yllo. It's on the
machete
sticking through
Yllo's belt. Jason reaches for it. Yllo backs into a wall.
Jason slowly removes the machete from Yllo's belt and stares at it. He
drops
the cleaver to the ground.
YLLO
(chuckles)
That's all you wanted?
YLLO(V.O.)
It's okay, he just wanted his machete.
RIZZO
(knowingly)
Three...two...one...
Yllo screams.
Yllo's SCREAMS turn to GURGLES. All eyes stare at the opening in the
walkway, then --
KAY-EM 14
Now that's just gross.
They race down the walkway, over huge pipes and through electrical
wires, Crutch
in the lead.
KKINSA
Rizzo, come on!
But, Rizzo hesitates. We can still hear the PANICKED SCREAMS over the
headset.
THORGAN(V.O.)
Go-go-go-go-go!!!!
DELONGPRE(V.O.)
He's right behind us!
RIZZO
Damn!
(to Kkinsa)
Close the door! I'll be right back.
KKINSA
(panicked)
What?!!
RIZZO
I gotta go back.
KKINSA
But?!!
Rizzo turns and races through the maze of boxes and crates leaving
Kkinsa nearly
insane.
KAY-EM 14
I'm quite sure I wasn't designed for this.
CRUTCH
Okay, we need to ...
BOEMAN
You forgot didn't you, you old
fart?
At the back of the line, Delongpre turns as Jason rounds the bend
behind
him.
DELONGPRE
Shit! Move it! He's coming!
DELONGPRE
Go!
Racing forward the group stays just out of Jason's grasp. Leaping
over and under and through whatever blocks the path.
DELONGPRE
Faster!
DELONGPRE
FASTER!!!
HER POV
the group races across the catwalk as Json leaps down behind them.
DELONGPRE
He's right on my ass!
RIZZO,
spots a gun left by one of the marines. She snatches it, points it
towards
Jason and Delongpre then aims a little high.
FZZZT!
JANESSA
That was fun.
KAY-EM 14
I got a brand new pair of
roller-skates, you got a brand new key...
JANESSA
Thorgan?!
THORGAN
I didn't do it. The fall scattered her
programming..wait. Where's? Shit!
THORGAN
Hey, I think the fall killed him.
The group slowly gathers around. Jason sits up and swings at Thorgan.
Boeman pulls him out of
the way just in time.
KA-FWAM! She brings the barrel of a high tech gun down on the top of
Jason's head.
He collapses. The surrounded faces look happily suprised.
RIZZO
Trust me, it's temporary.
BOEMAN
Better let me.
THORGAN
Where'd you get the gun?
CRUTCH
The bridge is this way!
KAY-EM 14
There's not enough time.
RIZZO
Forget the bridge, the shuttle's
waiting!
BOEMAN
(to Kay-Em)
What do you mean, not enough time?
KAY-EM 14
(switches voice)
You know what you get if you shove
two bananas up your ass? Two shit covered
bananas.
JANESSA
I think your metal lover's losing it.
KAY-EM 14
(normal voice)
Impact in ten minutes. It will take
fifteen to reach the bridge.
(switches voices, sings)
Mamma's little baby love shortnin,
shortnin, mamma's little baby love
shotnin bread...
DELONGPRE
Well, I'm not hanging out here with Ms. Showtunes.
RIZZO
Guys!!! The shuttle?
RIZZO
Idiots.
CRUTCH
This way!
THORGAN
I feel better. Now how do you
fire this damn thing?
DELONGPRE
Just go! I've a feeling he's right behind us!
CRUTCH
(jokingly)
Just around this bend...
Jason steps out in front of Crutch, his machete held poised in front
of
him.
Crutch runs right up onto the blade.
BOEMAN
Nooooo!
Alrhoguh he's meat on a stick, Crutch doesn't give up. He SLAMS his
fists into
Jason's torso.
BOEMAN
You'll hit crutch!
Boeman tosses his weapon to Janessa and leaps on Jason's back, locking
his arms
around his neck.
RIZZO
What are you doing? You can't save him!
Janessa and Thorgan help Crutch to his feet as Jason sees Rizzo for
the
first time in 400 hundred years.
RIZZO
Don't just stand there! Shoot him!
DELONGPRE
(to Jason)
No you don't!
BRAAAAAAATTTT!
She jerks the gun from Delongpre and races to the crate.
RIZZO
You never stop when he's down!
RIZZO
Shit!!!!
CRUTCH
(weak)
Forget him. Come on.
BOEMAN
Uh-oh.
JANESSA
What?!
BOEMAN
Kkinsa! Open the doors!
BOEMAN(V.O.)
Kkinsa! He's coming! Open the doors!
DELONGPRE
Kkinsa, open the goddamn door!
RIZZO
Yeah, that's it, scare the hell
out of here, that'll work.
RIZZO(V.O.)
(calming)
Kkinsa, it's me, Rizzo. He's not
out here right now, so please let us in.
RIZZO(V.O.)
Kkinsa, Crutch is hurt! We need access to
the shuttle's med-kit or he'll die.
DELONGPRE
Med-kit?
RIZZO
I guessed.
RIZZO(V.O.)
We're going to be okay, Kkinsa.
Just relax.
KAY-EM 14
Allow me. I'm trained in all aspects
of the human psyche.
KAY-EM 14
Kkinsa, dear, it is I, KAY-EM 14...
open the fucking door you silly bitch!
KAY-EM 14
I didn't say I was good at it.
THORGAN(V.O.)
Oh shit! There he is!
The Shuttle ROARS to life and begins pulling away from the ship.
BOEMAN
Kkinsa! No!!!
ANOTHER ANGLE
As boxes and cargo shatter under the heaby fire. Smoke rises. It's
impossible
to see where Jason is. RIZZO stops FIRING.
RIZZO
DON'T WASTE YOUR AMMO!
But, they don't let up. Boxes explode, crates collapse until --
Thorgan's gun clicks empty.
Then Delongpre's.
SILENCE.
THORGAN
Did we get him?
DELONGPRE
We're screwed!
RIZZO
400 years in the future and these
pea-shooters are the best you can do?!
They are trapped. Jason blocks the only exit. He slowly moves towards
them.
RIZZO
Just make a break for the door.
He'll get some of us, but that's the
breaks.
BOEMAN
We're not leaving Crutch!
RIZZO
We don't have time to argue!
JANESSA
Okay, tell you what. You die, we'll run.
Rizzo and the others back into a corner. Jason has them. There's
nothing
they
can do.
Rizzo holds the gun steady, waiting for point blank range.
SPACE LAB, which was only a dot the last time we saw it, suddenly
looms
toward us.
COMPUTER VOICE
Collision eminent.
The left side of Grendel SMASHES into the side of Space Lab!
Suddenly everything shifts toward the bridge. Boxes, cargo, kids, and
Jason!
Grendel SLIDES along SPACE LAB, ripping huge chunks of metal from
both.
SPARK fly. There are interior EXPLOSIONS on Space Lab, then --
KA-FOOM!
The entire ship shifts upwards. Cargo, crew, and Jason fly into the
air.
EXT. SHUTTLE
INT. SHUTTLE
Kkinsa stares out the window as the huge chunk flies toward her.
EXT. SHUTTLE
BOEMAN
Everyone okay?
THORGAN
I think I broke my arm.
KAY-EM 14
I seem to have misplaced mine.
Kay-Em 14's right arm is missing, wires sticking out of the stump.
JANESSA
You geeks wanna gimmie a hand?
DELONGPRE
(quiet)
We lost crutch.
Rizzo stands and watches as the other sgather around Crutch's body.
It's battered and twisted all out of place. Boeman falls next to the
body.
BOEMAN
Goodbye old friend.
RIZZO
Okay, he was a great guy, now
let's move out.
BOEMAN
(snaps)
Could you show a little compassion?!
DELONGPRE
Back to the labs!
But Jason has other plans. Seemingly unfazed by the past events he
rushes after them.
COMPUTER VOICE
Dam-damage port side 59 percent.
Decompression 40 percent. Gravity-y rotors
failing.
Our kids race toward the door, Jason right behind them --
Thorgan slams the door panel with his good arm. SPARKS fly.
The door won't open.
THORGAN
Oh shit.
The loss of gravity and Jason's steamrollering momentum SLAMS him into
the
cargo doors, BREAKING them open and sending him tumbling backwards.
JANESSA
This is just great.
KAY-EM 14
Engage magnetics.
ANOTHER ANGLE
Still holding Rizzo's ankle, Jason topples, spinning the two out of
frame.
THORGAN
This is crazy, we can't do anything like this!
ANOTHER ANGLE
Rizzo KICKS Jason in the top of the head, sending him SLAMMING into
the
ceiling.
A SEVERED ARM
BRAAATTTT...
Jason is sent further back, but the force of the chaingun SLAMS
Delongpre into a back wall.
He's knocked unconcious.
ANOTHER ANGLE
THORGAN
Grab my hand!
Janessa takes his hand and in turn reaches out and snags the
unconcious
dELONGPRE'S FOOT.
JANESSA
Boeman, can you reach DeLongpre?
We'll push you in.
CARGO - MIDSHIP
BOEMAN
DELONGPRE
Hey! That hurts.
ANOTHER ANGLE
DELONGPRE
(to Rizzo)
Push off toward us.
JANESSA
Forget her, she's a pain in the ass.
Let her hang there.
Crutch's body floats into our heroes, his intestines spilling from his
open gut,
tangling around our heroes.
THORGAN
I'm gonna spew.
JANESSA
That ought'a help the situation.
DELONGPRE
Do it Rizzo! We'll catch you.
RIZZO'S POV
RIZZO
What if you miss?
DELONGPRE
What if we don't?
ANOTHER ANGLE
DELONGPRE
He's coming right at you!
Rizzo spots Jason and pushes off! But her aim was HURRIED...
and bad. She's gonna miss them.
BOEMAN
(to Delongpre)
Grab my feet!
Delongpre does and Boeman reaches out and snags Rizzo. The momentum
spins the human
chain into a near wall --KAFWAM-- nearly breaking it apart.
JANESSA
Okay that hurt.
BOEMAN
Thorgan, pull us in.
Jason SLAMS into the ceiling, then careens off of the wall --
THORGAN
What now?
JANESSA
Shit. He's gonna send himself right at us.
COMPUTER VOICE
System repair activated. Back up power on line.
GRAVITY IS RESTORED.
He drops to the cargo floor like a rock! Falling cargo -- huge crates,
gargantuan machines,
a forklift -- buries him.
JANESSA
(to Rizzo)
Get off of me!
THORGAN
(rubbing his arm)
You think it killed . . .
(off Rizzo's stare)
Yeah, I guess not.
JANESSA
Let's just get out of here.
BOEMAN
The ship's in bad shape. Back to
the labs. Let's check out status.
ELECTRICAL fires are everywhere. Systems are shorting out all over the
ship.
Rizzo, in the lead, enters the lab, when the ship BUCKS and QUAKES! A
portion of the hall
collapses behind her.
INT. CORRIDOR
BOEMAN
Shit!
THORGAN
The hull's imploding!
BOEMAN
Rizzo! Can you hear me?!
RIZZO
Yeah. Are you guys okay?
BOEMAN
There's a red lever on the wall
beside you. Pull it!
RIZZO
It's locked!
BOEMAN
Then break it! If you don't pull it, the ship's
going to depressurize!
Rizzo kicsk the metal leg from a table. BASHES the bolt with it, until
it breaks.
BOEMAN
Hurry Rizzo! You have to reverse
the pressurization.
RIZZO
If the ship goes, so does Jaso.
BOEMAN
Rizzo pull the fucking lever!
RIZZO
No.
DELONGPRE
Rizzo?!
RIZZO
It's better this way. If we were rescued
Jason would just get off the ship. You want
him on your precious Earth II?
INT. CORRIDOR
Boeman and the other start tearing the debris out of the way!
THORGAN
Hurry! She's lost it!
JANESSA
So what else is new?
RIZZO
Boeman don't. You know I'm right.
JANESSA
Are you crazy?! Pull the lever!
COMPUTER VOICE
Depressurization inconclusive.
KAY-EM 14
We've lost too much pressure. An hour, tops.
JANESSA
(to Rizzo)
You happy? You've killed us all!
Thorgan rushes over to the big Nano-tech machine. Places his broken
arm
on the slab.
The machine quickly goes to work.
JANESSA
What's the point?
Delongpre shrugs.
DELONGPRE
So that's it then.
It seems it is.
RIZZO
What's that?
BOEMAN
THat's the sound of deep space attacking the
integrity of the ship.
KAY-EM 14
No...
(signing)
That's the sound of the men working
on the chain gang.
RIZZO
Are there any other shuttles?
JANESSA
No.
RIZZO
Teleportation? Some way to beam us the
hell out of dodge?
THORGAN
You read a lot of Science Fiction didn't you?
JANESSA
A little late to be thinking about
escape, isn't it?
KAY-EM 14
I'll never experience my fantasy of
three sex droids, two humans, and a Knofflapod.
Damn.
THORGAN
Am I in there?
KAY-EM 14
Sory...
RIZZO
Hey.
DELONGPRE
That's a good fantasy, though.
Kinky, but good.
RIZZO
Hey!!
All heads turn to Rizzo. She's staring at a schematic of the ship. The
left hull
of the two hulled ship is lit up with blinking light denoting the
various
system failures. Rizzo points to the right hull.
RIZZO
What's this?
DELONGPRE
It's the engine, reactors, audiometers,
it's the stuff that makes the ship go zoom.
RIZZO
Can we get through these?
THORGAN
Sure but what good will that do?
BOEMAN
When the left hull goes, so will the
right.
RIZZO
What if we blow the walkways first?
Leave Jason over here to go up with
the ship?
JANESSA
You know, Yllo seemed to think we could
catch this guy alive, well, he'd be worth
millions.
RIZZO
Any connection between your reality and mine
is purely coincidental.
JANESSA
I'm just saying.
RIZZO
(to others)
Come on. You got all these gadgets and shit.
Why can't we get inside the right hull, seal up
the doors and blow the walkways?
DELONGPRE
We'd need charges.
BOEMAN
We could convert fission transistors.
THORGAN
We're not supposed to do that.
BOEMAN
What are you gonna do, tell me?
DELONGPRE
The engine room will have molecular welders.
We could seal up the hull.
JANESSA
YeaH, GREAT IDEA! And I'll keep the big
guy distracted with a blow job.
THORGAN
Would you?
KAY-EM 14
Now this is getting exciting.
DELONGPRE
Remember to roll his balls around a bit.
RIZZO
You got a better plan?
BOEMAN
I'll need system four converters.
THORGAN
They're back here.
DELONGPRE
How many?
BOEMAN
Bring 'em all. Let's move!
THORGAN
Hey! I'm not ready.
BOEMAN
Then you better hurry. I'll blow alley
one, Delongpre, you and Rizzo take there.
Janessa you ready two and we'll meet up there.
JANESSA
You're so bossy.
THORGAN
You're leaving me here alone?
DELONGPRE
Don't blow your foot off.
KAY-EM 14
It's just you and me, then.
THORGAN
Come here, might as well fix that arm.
Boeman, Janessa, Delongpre, and Rizzo slowly move through the piles of
debris.
Still burning cargo creates a ghastly image of flickering shadows.
DELONGPRE
See anything?
They move toward the rubble that had buried Jason before.
DELONGPRE
I think I speak on behalf of the group
when I say this is bad news.
BOEMAN
(into headset)
Thorgan? You coming?!
INT. LAB ONE
Thorgan is fooling around in the back of Kay-Em 14's head. The nano-
tech
maching is
doing a full diagnostics.
THORGAN
(into headset)
Almost done.
KAY-EM 14
Ow!
THORGAN
Oh, hush. I disengaged your pain programming.
KAY-EM 14
Sometimes I just wish I had a kitten.
Boeman enters, throws his pack to the ground and goes to work ttaching
a
device to
the wall of the huge glass connector.
DELONGPRE
Put your finger here.
SHe does so. Delongpre connects several wires. Rizzo looks nervous.
Delongpre notices.
DELONGPRE
My father wanted me to be a businessman.
Silence.
DELONGPRE
That's why I'm here.
RIZZO
So, you thought you'd be cool. Go against
your father's wishes? Yeah, that's grown up.
DELONGPRE
My father's company imports and exports. Archaeology
is part of the business. We happen to get along just
fine,
smartass. Look, why don't you bust somebody else's
balls
for a change.
RIZZO
I thought you meant...
DELONGPRE
You thought I meant...too tough to apologize, huh?
You must have been a very lonely girl.
Thorgan rips a metallic sink from the wall. It CRASHES to the floor.
THORGAN
Sorry, sorry.
KAY-EM 14(O.S.)
Who are you apologizing to?
THORGAN
Good point.
JANESSA
Thorgan, you little shit, is that you?
No answer. She quickly turns to her pack and pulls out the bottle of
tranquillizer
and a monster syring.e She fills this rhino syringe with a massive
dosage. Enough to
bring down a Rhino...or Jason maybe?
She starts moving down the walkway toward the Cargo Bay.
Surely she's not that stupid.
RIZZO
When I was four, the ocean quit producing
life. Too many pollutants. Nuclear testing,
the occasional terrorist bombing...the
atmosphere was shit by the time I was eight.
We moved underground when I was twelve.
The cargo bay is dark and looming. Lights flicker. Emergency lights
strobe. It's hard to make anything out.
RIZZO(O.S.)
My father was an army Scientist.
Genetics. The army thought they could
develop humans able to survive the Earth
we had created
ANOTHER POV
RIZZO(O.S.)
Jason seemed to have the right stuff.
Physically, anyway. Radiation, cell
damage, didn't matter. He just kept
going.
DELONGPRE
Were you close to your father?
THORGAN(V.O.)
Delongpre? What did you do with the
chain gun?
Delongpre frowns.
DELONGPRE
(into mike)
It's on the table where I left it!
What the hell are you doing?!
Hurry up!
THORGAN(V.O.)
I'm on my way.
BOEMAN(V.O.)
Thorgan, quit screwing around and
come on!
THORGAN(V.O.)
I'm coming, I'm coming.
DELONGPRE
Sorry, you were saying?
WATCHER'S POV
RIZZO(O.S.)
I got along great with my father,
my mother too. Dad and the others thought
they could learn a great deal from this
thing the army had been keeping on ice for
over a hundred years.
RIZZO(O.S.)
They were all wrong. They couldn't control
him.
DELONGPRE
And what happend to ...?
RIZZO
I couldn't save them.
DELONGPRE
Well, we'd be dead without you.
You know that, don't you?
DELONGPRE
It's true.
(chuckles)
You caused enough stink that we
were at least a little cautious.
Of course this is the first field
trip I went on that had a body count.
She gives him a half smile.
DELONGPRE
I'm not much, but I promise, I won't
let this guy get you.
Another half smile. It's a sweet gesture, but what can this guy really
do?
JASON'S POV
She SCREAMS.
BRODSKI
Where is everybody? What happened?
JANESSA
Damnit! You scared the hell out of me!
BRODSKI
Give me a break! What happened?
JANESSA
Jason. He's what happened. Then
Grendel hit Space Lab.
BRODSKI
Space Lab?! Wait'll I get my hands
on Yllo.
JANESSA
Yllo's dead. We...we thought you were too.
BRODSKI
Takes more than a steelbalde to take
this old dog down.
KA-THUNK!
BRODSKI
Yup, that ought'a do it.
Jason turns on Janessa.
JANESSA
Lights a flare, blinding Jason for the moment. Then she sinks the
Rhino
syringe
into his chest! Jason stumbles...falls hard on his ass and sits there
staring
at her.
JANESSA
Well go on! Pass out!
JANESSA
Shit.
BRODSKI
(weak)
He-help me...
BOEMAN(V.O.)
I'm blowing Walkway One. Hold on.
DELONGPRE
We're blowing three. Hang on.
He throws a switch!
BOEMAN
Janessa, we're on our way to you!
BOEMAN
Where is...?
DELONGPRE
You tell me! She's only set one
charge. And it's not finished!
With that Janessa tears into the walkway. She's out of breath. She can
barely speak.
BOEMAN
Where have you been?!!
JANESSA
He....He...
DELONGPRE
He's coming!!!
THEIR POV
JASON moves through the debris. He's coming straight for them.
BOEMAN
Run!!
They race down the length of the walkway. Jason right behind them.
RIZZO
We can't lead him into the other hull!
BOEMAN
We don't have a choice!
He turns his back on our heroes. They crane their necks to see what
has
pulled
his attention.
THORGAN marches down the walkway with KAY-EM 14. The new and imporved
KAY-EM 14.
Where her severed arm had once been, a chain gun is now attached. A
laser cannon is
mounted over her shoulder. Her body has been reinforced with steel
from
around the lab.
Sinks, trays, you name it. She's the junk yard man's terminator. Then
--
KAY-EM 14
Do I have to?
THORGAN
Yes, I've reprogrammed you.
You are very brave. Bad ass.
KAY-EM 14
Oh, alright.
SUBJECT: DEAD
CHANCES OF FUNCTION: 100 PERCENT
DOES NOT COMPUTE . . . DESTROY SUBJECT
KAY-EM 14
Come on, boy. Let's see if we can
open up can'a whoop ass!
BRAAAATTTT! The chain gun rings! Jason is SLAMMED into the HULL DOORS.
DELONGPRE
Holy shit!
JASON jumps up and rushes at Kay-Em who catches him and tosses him
down
the walkway --
ANOTHER ANGLE
BOEMAN
What are we waiting for?!!
Come on!!
Our heroes rush down the walkway toward the cargo bay. Boeman and
Delongpre go to
work setting the charges.
BOEMAN
(to Janessa)
Where the hell were you?!!
JANESSA
He came for me, I had to run!
THORGAN
(into mike)
Kay-Em, you okay?
KAY-EM 14
Don't worry about me. I live for this shit.
And with that, Kay-Em BLOWS the now standing Jason into another wall
with the laser
cannon.
BOEMAN
Toss me a chip.
BOEMAN
Thorgan, you're brilliant.
Have I told you that lately?
Thorgan is standing at the end of the walkway staring into the cargo
bay.
He looks sad.
THORGAN
(quietly)
See you around.
Kay-Em 14 marches toward the downed Jason, and starts singing an old
Sea
Shanty.
KAY-EM 14
She's the Yellow Rose of Taegu,
the girl that I adore. Her cunt
it smells like cock juice; she's
a good two-dollar whore. You may
talk to me of Seoul girls or whores
from Tokyo, but the yellow rose of
Taegu beats them all, I'd you know.
BRATTTT!!!
The hull SCREAMS from the exterior pressure. The ship RUMBLES.
BOEMAN
I'd say we have about ten minutes tops.
DELONGPRE
Then stop talking and work faster!
Jason BURSTS through the debris that had been blocking the Lab!
Kay-Em enters behind him.
KAY-EM 14
(still singing)
She was a young and charming girl;
her age was scarce sixteen.
KAY-EM 14
She took me in and she kicked out
a sailor and marine.
KA-CHING!!!!
KAY-EM 14
She had no titties on her chest;
that didn't bother me,
WHAM!
Kay-Em 14 back hands Jason across the room. He crashes into the glass
speciments. Goo and formaldehyde covering him.
KAY-EM 14
For what she had between her legs
was big enough for three.
BOEMAN
Okay, Janessa, give me your last charge.
DELONGPRE
You lost the charge?
JANESSA
He was chasing me!
RIZZO
Can we blow it with just two?
BOEMAN
If we don't sever the hull completely
she'll drag us down with her.
DELONGPRE
Then what do we do?!
BOEMAN
I don't know!
Kay-Em stands over Jason. And for the first time in ten films Jason is
in bad shape.
But still climbs to his feet...slowly.
KAY-EM 14
Why you low life, scum sucking,
rat dick blowing, sum bitch.
Your mamma must'a had some huge balls.
Jason leaps, tacking Kay-Em 14! They roll into another glass case.
Glass, formaldehyde and specimens
rain down on top of them.
Having lost his machete, Jason BASHES at Kay-Em with his fists. OVER
and
OVER. He
catches a rhythm. Kay-Em is trapped below.
DELONGPRE
Well, it was a good plan.
BRODSKI(O.S.)
You stupid bitch!
BRODSKI
Damnit to hell, you left me back there to die!
BOEMAN
Sergeant? We thought you were...
BRODSKI
Yeah, yeah.
(to Janessa)
Well, what have you got to say for yourself?
JANESSA
I don't know...sorry?
RIZZO
Sergeant, we could use a big bomb.
BRODSKI
Bomb?
BOEMAN
Explosive. We're blowing the walkway.
BRODSKI
How much you need?
KAY-EM 14
(condescending)
That was very good. You should
feel very good about yourself
right now. Good effort.
(tough voice)
How could you hit a girl you sumbitch?!
BRAAAATTTT!!!!
KAY-EM 14
Okay, dip shit. Time to finish
you off so I can go home and boink
your momma with a corndog. The kinky
bitch.
hIS RIGHT LEG IS TURNED INTO A PILE OF MEAT, then blown clean off for
good measure!
Jason falls on his ass!
CHA-CHING!
NOPE.
KAY-EM 14
(singing)
Bang, bang Maxewells silver hammer
came down upon his head. Doo-pee-
do-do. Bang, bang Maxewell's silver
hammer made sure that he was dead...
Jason climbs to his one good leg but i t only serves as a better aim
for Kay-Em 14.
KA-FOOM! KA-FOOM!
Two more blasts send Jason flying through the back wall and sliding
across the floor.
SUBJECT: DEAD
CHANCE OF FUNCTION: ZERO PERCENT
MISSION OF OBJECTIVES: COMPLERED
KAY-EM 14
Oh...my...god. What have I done?
(crying)
Thorgan!
KAY-EM 14
Thorgan I'm a murderer!
BRODSKI
Blowing the walkway? You come up
with that yourself?
BOEMAN
Rizzo did.
THORGAN
Kay-Em!
BOEMAN
What are you doing back?!!
KAY-EM 14
(sad)
Sumbitch won't be giving us
anymore trouble.
RIZZO
You killed him?
KAY-EM 14
(regret)
Blew half his skull away, one leg,
one arm and left his entrails
stretched across the lab. And look
at me! I'm covered in his filthy blood!
THORGAN
You did good, Kay-Em. I'm proud of you.
KAY-EM 14
A real mamma's boy that one.
Dissed his mamma and he nearly
threw a tantrum. Little good it did him.
RIZZO
His mother?
BOEMAN
What?
RIZZO
I don't know. Nothing.
Suddenly the ship's hull SCREAMS. The ship BUCKS. Everyone tumbles.
BOEMAN
Hurry up people! We're running out
of time.
INT. LAB ONE
The machine HUMS to life. BUZZING and BEEPING. Suddenly a laser scans
Jason's
body.
THORGAN
As long as they're connected we can
blow them all simultaneously from
a safe distance.
BOEMAN
Two more charges to go.
Hoses and wires now encircle Jason's body. We follow one of the hoses
until it ends
over --
A WASTE BEND
nside we see pile of bullets. Stuff falls from the hose. Bullets from
the chaingun,
bullets from every previous Jason movie. A broken machete blade drops
to the pile.
The tip of an arrow. A couple of knives. A pair of pliers. An ink pen.
The skeleton
of a fish.
The scanning lasers move to the stump at Jason's shoulder. We see the
image as a new arm, fuzzy
adn distorted, is being constructed.
THORGAN
Done!
BOEMAN
Let's move out!
BRODSKI
Kid, you ever thought about the marine corp?
Delongpre calls fromthe far end of the walkway, welder in his hand.
DELONGPRE
I need another minute. Come on!
ON OUR HEROES
BRODSKI
Well fuck me.
KAY-EM 14
No, fuck me.
But he's no Jason we've ever seen before. His leg and arm are now
SHINY METAL. His clothes are BLACK, no longer tattered. His mask is
CHROME.
We can't see them, but we know...his insides are in better shape than
ever.
THORGAN
Kay-Em? Re-engage killer instinct.
KAY-EM 14
Yeeee-haw!!!!
BRAAAATTTTT!
Kay-em firs. But, this time it doesn't seem to faze Jason. SPARKS fly
as
bullets vounce off of his metal limbs.
Jason grabs her and swings her into the glass walkway. Glass CRACKS.
One of the wires, connecting two charges severs.
BOEMAN
Shit!
Kay-em does a back flip, kicking Jason in the chest. He's shoved
backwards.
THORGAN
Kay-Em!!!
BOEMAN
Done!!
BOEMAN
RUN!!
ON KAY-EM
CHANG! CLANG! CLUNK! Metal against metal. Kay-Em hovers up the walls,
over Jason's
head...but Jason has come into his own with these new body parts.
She's
no match. Finally --
ANOTHER ANGLE
Jason rears back and shoves his fist though Kay-Em's chestplate! his
fist from Kay-Em's
chest and wraps his metallic hand around he throat.
THORGAN
Kay-Em! Get away!
Thorgan moves toward his robotic love but Boeman grabs him and pulls
him
down
the hall.
KAY-EM 14
That's the best you can do?
Jason yanks his machete from the side of Kay-Em's neck. Severing her
head
from her body. It flies down the hallway behind the kids.
KAY-EM 14
Is that it? Come back and fight like a man!
JASON
Turns his glare on our heroes racing toward Delongpre at the other
end.
DELONGPRE
DELONGPRE
Done!
Delongpre lifts his welder's mask to call to the others when he sees
JASON.
DELONGPRE
Shit, hurry!
OUR HEROES
BOEMAN
What...?
BOEMAN
What are you doing?!!
KAY-EM 14
I think I'm going to throw up...
BUT IT'S TOO LATE.
RIZZO(O.S.)
Hey, dickhead!
JASON TURNS AS --
RIZZO
(to Thorgan)
Go!
RIZZO
Oh, yeah, you remember me.
He sure does.
ANOTHER ANGLE
As the others race into the engien room they turn to watch.
BOEMAN
Hurry!
DELONGPRE
Faster! Don't we have another gun?
JANESSA
They're not gonna make it. Close the door
before he gets us all.
DELONGPRE
They'll make it.
JANESSA
Close the fucking door!
DELONGPRE
NO!
JANESSA leaps forward and hits the switch. The door begins sliding
slowly shut.
DELONGPRE
Damnit!
Boeman hits the button again.
DELONGPRE
(glares at Janessa)
Forget it. I had to rewire it.
Once it's started it won't stop.
ANOTHER ANGLE
JASON
DELONGPRE
Get ready to blow it.
Thorgan follows her lead, but his slide doesn't have the same force.
He
stops with the door
coming down on his lower back.
DELONGPRE
Now!
CLOSE ON DOOR
AS KA-FWAM!!!
EXT. GRENDEL
KA-FOOM!!
BRODSKI
Damage?
BOEMAN
Minimal.
RIZZO
We made it?
DELONGPRE
I think...I think maybe we did.
CHEERS
THORGAN
Kay-Em we made it!
KAY-EM 14
Oh, goody. I'm so pleased.
I'd clap if I could.
BOEMAN
I've changed the course for Earth II.
And I sent a distress signal.
VOICE(V.O.)
Roger, Grendel. What's the problem?
BOEMAN
(into mike)
Our ship has been damaged, most of
the crew dead. We need evac.
VOICE
Copy that Grendel. Rescue enroute.
You should hit EARTH II orbit in fifteen
minutes. Rescue ETA twenty minutes.
CHEERS!
BOEMAN
We're going home people.
More CHEERS.
RIZZO
Not so bad.
There's that moment when we think the two might kiss. She takes a step
toward him. Yes, they are going to kiss --
BOOM!
The Hole is sucking everything not tied down out into space.
BOEMAN
This way!
JASON
BOEMAN
The pressures cause the engines to overheat!
Hurry!
Janessa crawls across the floor digging her fingers into the steel
mesh.
SERGEANT BRODKSI
Lying in the door's threshold reaches out and snags her hand.
JANESSA
Pull me in!
BRODSKI
I'm pulling, damnit!
But Jason grabs Janessa's ankle and jerks. She's pulled from the
Sergeant's
grasp.
She flops around in the sucking wind as Jason watches. He lets go.
Everything goes quiet for a moment. As he body has sealed the hole
then
--
SHHHHHHHHOOOOOK!
ANOTHER ANGLE
BRODSKI
Well, that's a shame.
BRODSKI
We need weapons.
RIZZO
Weapons? All this technology and
what good has it done?!
DELONGPRE
It bought us some time.
BOEMAN
And now we're all out of it.
BOEMAN
The ship's depressurizing, the engines
overheating. When it reaches the core,
we're done.
RIZZO
Done?
THORGAN
Kaboom.
DELONGPRE
Again?! Jesus!
RIZZO
Why am I not surprised?
DELONGPRE
Then do it. The rescue ship can
find us here right?
BRODSKI
Can't shut em' down from here.
BOEMAN
Somebody's gonna have to go back
to the engine room.
DELONGPRE
You ain't catching my ass in there again.
BRODSKI
I'll go.
BOEMAN
You're too weak. I'll go.
KA-FWAM! Everyone jumps but this time it's only Rizzo. She broke a
metal
stand and has
yanked one of the legs free.
RIZZO
You know, this future shit sucks.
I'll fucking do it.
DELONGPRE
You?
RIZZO
(mumbling)
Wait around on your asses all day.
(turns to Thorgan)
I'll need a distraction.
THORGAN
What kind of a distraction?
JASON is pounding on the reactor room door. A difficult act with the
continued pressure
trying to suck him into space.
THEN
RIZZO
HEY!
RIZZO
You want some of me?
RIZZO
RIZZO
Come on, keep up.
RIZZO
You want some of me or not?
RIZZO
Take your best shot --
SLASH!
RIZZO
(laughs)
I'm melting! I'm melting!
RIZZO
See now that was stupid.
Persistent, yes, but stupid.
Jason shoves his fist, through her chest and into the wall.
RIZZO
Not this time, asshole. This time
I'm gonna watch you burn in hell.
RIZZO
Make it fast. He's coming.
DELONGPRE
Almost got it.
ANOTHER ANGLE
BOEMAN(V.O.)
Hurry up, guys. We've got the rescue
ship on radar.
RIZZO
Delongpre! Out of time!
DELONPRE
Got it!
DELONGPRE
Damn that was close!
WHAM!
RIZZO
(into radio)
Guys, he's right behind us!
THORGAN(V.O.)
It's okay.
DELONGPRE
Okay?!!
THORGAN(V.O.)
Just come on, I've got an idea.
They race down the long corridor toward the reactor room.
JASON IN PURSUIT.
HIS POV
BOEMAN
(into radio)
The docking bay was damaged after the
explosion. Meet us at the airlock.
DELONGPRE
Got it.
(to Rizzo)
You ever space walked?
RIZZO
Oh sure, all the time.
They leap through a door, closing it behind them, then keep running.
BEHIND THEM
RIZZO
(into headset)
Damit, Thorgan, whatever you're doing...
you'd better hurry!
(growls)
I hate the future!
Rizzo and Delongpre enter in a mad rush. Delongpre closes the door.
Little good it'll do.
No, on second look, it's not exactly the way we remember. The trees
are
strange looking. Not the Pines and Oaks of Connecticut, but something
foreign.
The cabins look a little too advanced to be stuck in the middle of a
camp.
But the image will do.
QUICK CUT TO:
At the other end of the huge room, Jason wanders ... with confusion.
THORGAN
Don't worry. He can't see us.
RIZZO
Is that...?
THROUGH WINDSHIELD
We see a planet much the same color as Earth, but the continents are
wrong.
DELONGPRE
Earth II.
BOEMAN(V.O.)
Suit up.
DELONGPRE
I'll help you in.
THORGAN
(into headset)
Kay-Em, you've saved our lives,
you know that don't you?
ANOTHER ANGLE
KAY-EM 14
It was my pleasure, my love.
Perhaps if all works for the best
you can rebuild me and we can try that
doggie style thing again.
DOCKING BAY
DELONGPRE
I knew you were a little sick, but Geez.
ON KAY-EM
KAY-EM 14
(singing happily)
I get no kick from champaign, mere
alcohol doesn't faze me at all,
but I get a kick out of you.
THORGAN
(under his breath)
Goodbye, my love.
BOEMAN(V.O.)
Thorgan, suit up.
THORGAN
(to Rizzo)
This is gonna work. If he sticks to the
program. Will he? Stick to the program?
RIZZO
His mother was killed before his eyes.
That's what drove him insane. It'll work.
DELONGPRE
That sounds like Rizzo having faith in some of
that future shit.
RIZZO
Eat me.
ANOTHER ANGLE
QUICK-CUT TO:
SPLASHING.
He turns.
HIS POV
WOMAN
Help me!
(gurgles)
Jason help me!
JASON
HIS POV
MRS. VOORHEES
Help me, Jason, please! Help your mother!
MRS. VOORHEES
Don't let me die again!
JASON
He stares into her pleading face. HIS MOTHER! After all these years!
QUICK-CUT TO:
KAY-EM 14
Uh-oh. That's not a part of the program.
Thorgan, we've got a problem!
DELONGPRE
Well, do something!
Suddenly the image solidifies then a number of the aliens from the
game
grid appear. But Jason's seen these guys before. He tears through
them.
THORGAN
Shit!
Boeman hits the door panel to the docking bay. It begins to slowly
rise.
BOEMAN
Just a little more time.
Jason stands atop a pile of dead alien like some strange Conan in
space.
The image flickers...he catches a glimpse of our heroes at the end fo
the
room. He starts toward them.
Then a huge white fluffy bunny with huge breasts appears before him.
SWISH! The bunny's head is severed. The image distortss. Again we see
our
heroes. Jason is closer.
RIZZO
Thorgan!!!!
Jason tears through the aboe. His goal now clear. The distractions no
longer fool him.
Boeman reaches out and jerks Thorgan into the inner air lock.
Jason finds himself staring at our heroes. He lunges for the air lock,
but --
Sergeant Brodski dives, hitting Jason in the chest and knocking him to
the
floor.
BOEMAN(V.O.)
Sergeant!
BRODSKI(V.O.)
Get out of here!
The door starts to close as Jason begins hacking with his machete.
BRODSKI(V.O.)
That all you got?!!
Jason hacks and hack, stabbing through the space suit, until finally,
the tough
old leather neck is silent for good.
RIZZO
He saved our lives.
Boemen hits another button, and the outer door begins to open.
DELONGPRE
Boeman, the ships not here.
BOEMAN(V.O.)
Use the thrusters and you'll
be fine. We'll huddle together
out there.
AS THE OUTER DOOR OPENS, RIZZO UNCOMFORTABLY FIDGETS WITH HER SUIT.
DELONGPRE(V.O.)
Hey, easy now.
He points to where her hand hovers over some buttons on her sleeve.
DELONGPRE(V.O.)
You wanna release your air tanks?
RIZZO(V.O.)
(nervous)
Okay, good tip.
DELONGPRE(V.O.)
You'll be fine.
BOEMAN(V.O.)
Remember, stay calm, use your thrusters.
We'll be fine.
RIZZO(V.O.)
Why wouldn't we be. I mean, look around.
So far so good.
WHAM!
DELONGPRE(V.O.)
Don't worry. He can't get through that door.
BOEMAN(V.O.)
Thrusters.
CHSHSHSHSH. CHSHSH.
Rizzo, Thorgan, Boeman and Delongpre look tiny next to the massive
right hull. They thrust slowly into space.
DELONGPRE(V.O.)
Rizzo, you okay?
RIZZO(V.O.)
No I'm not okay! I don't
know what the hell I'm doing!
DELONGPRE(V.O.)
You're doing fine. I won't let
anything happen to you, remember?
the ari lock door begins to open. Air is suddenly sucked out of the
room!
Sergeant Brodski's body flies out into space. Everything not tied down
races out
along with him.
KAY-EM 14
Ahhhhh!
JASON
holds onto a machine until the door is open, then lets go!
He shoots out into space.
EXT. GRENDEL
HIS POV
ANOTHER ANGLE
DELONGPRE(V.O.)
Rizzo, did they have chinese food in your time?
RIZZO(V.O.)
I think I had some when I was eight.
DELONGPRE(V.O.)
Did you like it?
RIZZO(V.O.)
I think so, why?
THORGAN(V.O.)
He's trying to ask you out on a date.
DELONGPRE(V.O.)
Shut up, Thorgan!
RIZZO(V.O.)
Delongpre, you don't even know me.
DELONGPRE(V.O.)
I know you.
Suddenly Rizzo is SLAMMED from behind. She and Jason go spinning away
from
the others.
DELONGPRE(V.O.)
Nooooooo!!
RIZZO
Jason holds HER with his good hand and REARS his metallic hand back.
He's
going to punch a hole right through her helmet, most likely throat her
head,
when --
WHAM!
Delongpre rockets into Jason, but Jason's got one of his arms
sticking through one of Rizzo's harnesses. THe three go tumbling.
DELONGPRE(V.O.)
Rizzo, pull away!
RIZZO(V.O.)
I'm stuck!
Jason reaches back, grabs Delongpre and jersk him over his head until
he's holding Delongpre
around the thoat. He'll pop his helmet like a cork!
ANOTHER ANGLE
AS Thorgan and Boeman thrust towards the tumbling mass...
THORGAN(V.O.)
We're too far away!
BACK TO JASON
The three are spinning even closer and closer towards EARTH II.
Then, Rizzo reaches down. She grabs Delongpre's leg and CLICKS a
button
on her sleeve.
KA-CHSSHSH!!!
But he's still tangled in Rizzo's hoses. And now she has no air.
He has them...when --
WHAM!
BRODSKI
ANOTHER ANGLE
Delongpre pulls a hose from his suit and hooks it into her tank.
CHSHSHSH...
DELONGPRE(V.O.)
You okay?!
RIZZO(V.O.)
(breathing steadily)
Oh great...yeah, having a great
time, and you?
DELONGPRE(V.O.)
No thank you, you crazy old woman.
RIZZO(V.O.)
Old woman?
DELONGPRE(V.O.)
Well I mean, technically you are old
enough to be my great, great, great...
RIZZO(V.O.)
I get it.
Suddenly Boeman and Thorgan grab them. The four survivors huddle
together.
KAY-EM 14
Hello? A little assistance here?
They turn to see Kay-Em's head floating close by. Thorgan graps at her
and pulls
her head into his arms.
THORGAN(V.O.)
Kay-em you okay?
KAY-EM 14
I am now. I missed you, Thorgan.
THORGAN(V.O.)
I missed you too.
KAY-EM 14
I love you.
Their glass face masks are touching. They stare into each other's
eyes.
RIZZO(V.O.)
Chinese, huh?
Suddenly Jason's body comes into view. It's racing toward Earth II.
Brodski riding it like Slim Pickens.
BRODSKI
Yeee---Haaaaa!!
Spread eagle and alone, facing the planet below, Jason continues his
descent.
His legs and arms begin to flail as hunks of burning flesh fall from
his
body!
KID # 1
Hey! Check that out!
KID # 2
A falling star!
KID # 3
It's a meteor dickhead.
KID # 2
It's still cool.
KID # 1
Cool!!!
From the explosion, one small smoldering chunk falls toward Earth II.
OUR POV
BACK TO KIDS
KID # 4
Damn! It his the reservoir.
KID # 1
Let's go check it out!
The others agree as they grab their flashlights and head in toward
what
could be a wonderful new discovery.
DISSOLVE INTO:
A STREAM.
The hockey mask washes down the stream, comes to a halt at a pair of
grusomely charred hands.
THE FINGERS,
ROLL CREDITS
THE END