Listen up you tortoise twat titillaters; you've WASHED your meth but it STILL tastes like a fish market on a
hot day, it's time to move onto RECRYSTALLIZATION. Not only will this restore your beautiful shards, but
it will further PURIFY your meth, leaving you with a better product.
This can be a little more difficult than washing, but it is still EASY, the key is to use what you've got and BE
CREATIVE. Here I will outline a procedure a child could accomplish after being dosed with 6mg of
seahorse vomit, and it gives NICE crystals that will make your girlfriends dick moist.
DISCLAIMER* PLEASE, be competent while doing this. We're using FLAMMABLE materials, do not fucking
blow yourselves up, DO NOT do this on a gas stove or near open flame. It is not that fucking difficult, but
please do not be fucking stupid, read until you know exactly what you're doing.
THE RE-FUCKULATION
This is 1 way of many, some ways might work better for you, some less, substitutions can be made if you
understand what you're doing, be creative. There is only ONE semi-involved part of this procedure; how
you intend to heat your acetone. Once you've got that sorted, it's fucking EASY.
MATERIALS:
Acetone - dry or otherwise, I don't fucking care, it's your product, your choice.
Kitchen shit
Alcohol or Water
CRYSTAL FUCKING METH - powderized
Procedure:
Put your METH in a glass or PYREX cup, cover it with acetone to a thumb width above the meth.
We now need to BOIL the acetone, it's up to you to figure out how. Use a microwave, a hotplate, a
fucking heat gun, less preferably, an electric stove. A way I used when first attempting on the stove, is to
put the glass in a pot full of wet sand, allowing for even heating. The boiling point of acetone is like half
that of water, ~55°C, so it doesn't need to get that hot.
You've got your acetone-meth cup boiling, now we need to very slowly add alcohol or water DROP by
DROP. Do this until you see your meth is nearly totally dissolved, don't wait until it's gone. Take your cup
off the heat, cover the top with tinfoil, then tinfoil again, then cling wrap (don't get acetone on it), and
secure with elastic bands.
Put it in the sink with some warm water and leave it there. After an hour or so, when it's room temp,
toss it in the fridge. Leave it in there for another hour or two, till it's cool. Then put it in the freezer and
leave it for a day. Actual timing here is not important, we just want to cool it gradually. You should open
your freezer to find nice clean crystal shards have formed in your glass. Fuck yeah.
Pour the crystals out into a coffee filter like we did in the wash, and pour a little more unused acetone
over them for good measure. You can now rejoice, you've fucking done it and have gained favor in the
eyes of the meth gods. Leave your crystals to dry and consume as needed, or more than needed.
IF you fucked up and added too much water/alcohol in the dissolving step, you'll be devastated to open
your freezer only to find no crystals have formed. You have 2 options now: 1 - add more meth to the
solution, boil it again, and go through the cooling process again. OR 2 - abandon all hope and evaporate
the entire solution, leaving you with the non-crystallized meth you started with.
If you've made it this far, you can easily do this, it will feel like childs play once you've done it once. I
believe in you fucking tweakers. Peace.
