Laws of Me and You

G | Fluff, Law of the Jungle AU

Park Chanyeol and Byun Baekhyun are both in the entertainment industry where
one is a successful actor and the other is a singer. Although they have different
profession but they do share the same feelings.
They dislike each other.
So, how to solve this problem?
The answer came in the form of variety show called 'Law of the Jungle'.
Baekhyun is dead nervous. He can’t stop fiddling with his finger and letting out a sigh now and then. 
“Baekkie, you’re going to be fine,” Mr. Yoo, Baekhyun’s manager said reassuringly.
“Yes, but hyung. I’m not sure if I can survive the jungle. Gosh, why do I agree to be here in the first
place. Can’t we just turn back and skip this day.” Baekhyun groan and pull off his puppy face.
“Well, let me quote your exact words when you got the offer ‘Finally I can show off my surviving
skills and be friend with nature unlike that goofy tall giant who only cope himself in his lavish
penthouse’ unquote,” Mr. Yoo smugly recite Baekhyun’s proud words. 
“Okay, maybe I’m quite loud but it’s true. Do you think that Park guy will join this show and risk his
irritating face to the nature? Poor tree will die if they ever saw him,” Baekhyun said dramatically.
Mr. Yoo shook his head, “I don’t get why you hate Park Chanyeol so much?”
“I don’t need a reason to hate someone. Plus, why are we talking about him. We should be talking
about me and me,” Baekhyun pouted and Mr. Yoo just ignore him and went to distract himself with
his phone. 

Yoo: Are you sure this is a good idea?

Lee: Hey come on, just like you I can’t stand him blabbering about his dislike towards Baekhyun.
Yoo: I hope this will work.
 
“Okay, just smile and everything’s going to be okay,” Baekhyun encourage himself before entering
the airport with Mr. Yoo by his side. Baekhyun smile when he sees the red carpet that leads to where
all the cast and guests will gather. 
Baekhyun is too excited when he got the offer as he is a hardcore fan of Law of the Jungle, thus
being called to be part of the show is like a dream come true to Baekhyun. At first, he feels that
nothing’s going to hold him back. But being Baekhyun, he speaks to soon, as he felt that his
anxiousness and nervousness starts to creep in him as he walks on the red carpet. 
Did I pack enough clothes?
Did I bring my toothbrush? 
Gosh, my sunscreen! Oh, wait it’s in the other bag!
While Baekhyun is having a small debate with himself, Mr. Yoo had made sure that he had double
checked everything because being Baekhyun’s manager means there’s a huge possibility that the boy
forgetfulness will occur now and then. 
“Oh, look who has arrive! It’s our sweet honey voice Byun Baekhyun also known as nation
sweetheart,” the main cast, Kim Jongdae also one of the famous hosts in Korea introduce the nervous
boy enthusiastically. 
Baekhyun bows politely and give the cast and the camera a bright smile.
“I’m pretty sure I’m seeing an angel now,” Minseok, a famous football player who had joined the
show from the last season said dreamily causing the other cast to laugh at his remark making
Baekhyun blush. 
“Why don’t you introduce yourself-, oh wait,” Jongdae cut his own words and smiles brightly at the
figure that just arrive and is walking towards them. 
While everyone else are cheering at the guest, Baekhyun just kept mum and his eyes widened double
its size. The guest seems to be surprised of Baekhyun’s presence as well as his already big eyes stare
back at him. 
“Oh, seems like you two can’t take your eyes of each other,” Minseok tease. 
PFFT, CAN’T TAKE HIS EYES OF ME! WELL EXCUSE ME, THE ONLY THINGS THAT GOING
TO HAPPEN TO HIS EYES IS ME GAUGING THEM OUT AND BAKE IT. MAYBE I WILL DO IT
IF WE REALLY DON’T HAVE ANYTHING TO EAT LATER. 
“Baekhyun, are you okay?” Kyungsoo, one of the main casts and a well-known actor asked worriedly
when he sees how stiff Baekhyun is. 
“I’m fine. It’s actually my first time joining this show,” Baekhyun mutters shyly. 
“You’re going to be just fine. I think most of us is still new to this. This is also the first time for Kai,
Sehun and of course Chanyeol,” Kyungsoo said nonchalantly oblivious towards the sneaky glare that
Baekhyun is sending to the disgusting creature (according to Baekhyun) who is busy laughing about
something with Kai and Sehun. 
Baekhyun wants to throw the hand luggage at that tall giant who had the audacity to smirk at him
when their eyes met. 
“Okay, let’s have Baekhyun introduce himself first then we will hear from Korea most charming
actor after,” Jongdae cheerfully said.
“Hello, my name is Byun Baekhyun. I’m a singer and I just release a new album, ‘City Lights’ in
case you miss it,” Baekhyun playfully glare at the camera, and the staff all coo at his cuteness. 
“I’m so happy to be part of this show and I hope that we will have lots and lots of fun together,”
Baekhyun end his introduction with his famous rectangle smile. 
“I must say that I really enjoy listening to ‘UN Village’ and ‘Betcha’. It just makes me wanted to
dance,” Jongdae said and to prove his point, he did the ‘rolling, rolling,’ part in UN Village which
Kai suddenly join in and roll together causing laughter. 
“How about you Chanyeol? Do you have any favorite song from Baekhyun’s album?” Kyungsoo
suddenly asked. 
Baekhyun is shock and wants to hide because he didn’t want to hear Chanyeol’s answer. 
What if Chanyeol didn’t even know about his album? It will be embarrassing. But wait, that’s good.
If Chanyeol can’t answer it then the fans will hate him, and his career will be destroyed.
HAHAAHAHAHA.
“’Ice Queen’. I like that song a lot,” Chanyeol answered smoothly. 
“Do you have any reason why you specifically like that song?” Minseok asked curiously and hoping
to get some tea maybe on his dating life. 
Baekhyun although he hates Chanyeol to the core, he still wants to know Chanyeol’s answer as well. 
“That song reminds me of someone, and I could definitely relate to Baekhyun who needs to deal with
someone who is the polar opposite of us. The song talked on how opposite attract and I do believe
that but sadly I speak too soon especially when the one that I put my trust on decided to betray me,”
Chanyeol said and making sure that he remains his eye contact with Baekhyun. 
Baekhyun then smirks. “That must be so sad, but that person must have their own reason if I guess
only if you are willing to hear.” Sensing the sudden tension Baekhyun then continue, “Because for
me when it comes to matter of polar opposite, communication is important. As an example, for me I
felt like being mature in handling stuff is really important and having to deal with an immature is
REALLY tough. This is just my opinion though,” Baekhyun retorts back and smile sheepishly. 
“Hmmm, maybe everyone had their own interpretation when it comes to this. As for me, I am quite
happy if someone was the total opposite from me like Minseok here. We don’t usually agree on
things and we definitely have different opinion from each other but at the end of the day it is great to
be able to see things from different point of view. Maybe you just met the wrong person Chanyeol,”
Jongdae said totally oblivious by the intense glare that Baekhyun and Chanyeol are sending to each
other. 
“Does this someone happen to hurt you somehow Chanyeol,” Minseok asked jokingly. 
Ho, ho. If only Minseok knew that it is anything but funny. 
“In some sort of way yes. But I try to move on and live my life happily because having too many
negativities around you is not good. So, be sure to free yourself from those who had bad influence in
your life because no one can understand you better apart from yourself,” Chanyeol said and end his
sudden advice with a sheepish smile. 
“Are those words for that someone,” Jongdae asked teasingly. 
“I’m sure that person don’t care much about my words, so this message is dedicated to my soon to be
fans,” Chanyeol winks playfully at the camera while the other guests groan at his cheesiness. 
“Of course, Chanyeol and his cheesiness,” Jongdae said and chuckles at the unexpected answer. 
Baekhyun felt his heart is about to burst out of rage. Although, Chanyeol did not specifically mention
his name but he knew. 
Oh, he knew that the tall giant is talking about him. 
“Next, we have our top two rising models with us today,” Kyungsoo introduced gleefully
interrupting Baekhyun’s train of thought. 
And everyone knows the reason behind the usual poker face actor smile. 
“Okay, Kyungsoo. Calm down, I know Kai is here,” Jongdae nudges Kyungsoo’s shoulder and
Kyungsoo blushes at his obvious excitement. 
Kyungsoo and Kai had announced their relationship to the public about a year ago and they both are
still smitten towards each other. At first people were reluctant to accept their relationship however
both of them proof that they are still passion with their work, and they were soon loved by the people
both locally and internationally.  
“Hi everyone, my name is Kim Jongin aka Kai. I have been walking on the runway for almost 10
years. I am currently on a break from modelling. As for now, I wanted to enjoy my time here with
my friend and boyfriend,” Kai smiled sheepishly at Kyungsoo who blush at his boyfriend’s bold
words. 
“On the other hand, I am Sehun. The usual third wheeler of this two. I am the face of a famous brand
that I can’t mention here but I’m sure you know,” Sehun winks at the camera playfully, “and we will
be having our photoshoot early next year,” Sehun introduces himself and bows politely. 
“Wah, when can I have the chance to introduce myself like that. Hi, I am Jongdae the ambassador of
Law of the Jungle and due to criticism, I can’t publish any photoshoot in the future,” Jongdae
cheekily imitates the model’s introduction. 
“Criticism?” Baekhyun asked innocently. 
“Because my dashing face will surely cause uproar among the fans and we wanted to avoid that,”
Jongdae answers and adds his infamous Cheshire smile. Cue Minseok and Kyungsoo barf while the
guests politely chuckle. 
“Okay, Chanyeol my man. Now it’s you time to shine,” Minseok said. 
“Hi, I am Park Chanyeol and I am an actor. My new movie will be out in the cinema this upcoming
weekend so don’t forget to buy your ticket and I hope you will enjoy watching it,” Chanyeol waves
at the camera shyly. 
“So, tell us the truth, you’re actually here to promote your movie, right?” Kyungsoo asked sneakily. 
“No, no. I’m actually thrilled to be here and having the chance to promote my movie is a bonus,”
Chanyeol then look at the camera and smirk cheekily. 
“Okay, enough chit chatting. Now, we are going to talk about the real deal. Are you guys ready?”
Minseok asked already feeling pumped up. 
“Sehun can you do the honor to introduce the place that we are going to?” Kyungsoo asked. 
Sehun shyly nodded. “Yes, we are going to head to Micronesia, Oceania. Micronesia is made up
from 600 islands and islets. And I heard that there are many things that we can discovered such as
ancient ruins and there is a place called Nan Madol where it is known as an archeological site”. 
“Seems like someone been studying a lot,” Jongdae teases the youngest guest and Sehun proudly
nods his head in agreement. 
“Okay, for now we’ll board the plane and see you later when we arrive!” Jongdae starts and they all
wave towards the camera. 
Once all the cameras are off, the staff quickly guide them to board the plane. 
Baekhyun is giddy when he manages to take his place by the window. 
“Great, just my luck.”
That deep voice make Baekhyun irks in annoyance. He turns to look at Chanyeol who is looking at
him as if Baekhyun has commit an unforgivable crime. 
“I’m going to pretend that I don’t see you and oh, wait, who am I talking to,” Baekhyun sarcastically
said and quickly put on his headphones ignoring the being who he knew is mocking him. 
But of course, Baekhyun decides to spare himself from the negativity as advice before and he will
make sure that Chanyeol will not stop him from having fun. 
Little did he knew, the being who had taken a sit next to him had already do something that may or
may not take Baekhyun’s fun away. 

“Wow! Just look at this place,” Kai said completely taken away by the view. 
It took them around 14 hours to reach their destination and it is totally worth it. Fortunately, they
managed to arrive around 9 AM thus the weather is really clear, and the sun is shining brightly as if it
is welcoming them to the place. 
“Yixing, can you please check the weather for today,” Junmyeon the head director instructs. 
Yixing the youngest PD, quickly went to refer to the locals and asked them about the weather. 
While Yixing is away, the staff, the crew, the casts and the guests are busy setting up their places and
stuff. 
Seeing all of them were hustling and bustling in the middle of the jungle make Baekhyun wonder.
“Umm, Jongdae. Are we going to be staying here?” Baekhyun asked timidly. 
Jongdae let out a huge laugh and pats Baekhyun’s shoulder. 
“Well, indeed we will be staying here. This is actually the first time we will be staying somewhere
far from the water sources and it is all thanks to Chanyeol. Turns out he had been monitoring our
show and suggested that we try to do something different and the director agree. Plus, it will be more
challenging and real. But, don’t worry we will try to make it work. After all this is a survival show,”
Jongdae explains while he’s unpacking some of his stuff. 
Of course, it just had to be him that ruins everything!
Baekhyun can’t survive without one thing. And that is water! 
Why? Because honey, let’s be real. How do you think his skin can be so flawless? Exactly. One
word. 
WATER!
And who knows better about this. Definitely that idiot.
Baekhyun march angrily towards the giant who is busy capturing the scenery. 
“You.” Baekhyun hiss softly as he didn’t want to attract anyone’s attention. 
Chanyeol looks to the side and smirk at the angry midget. 
“What?” 
“You know that I can’t survive without water,” Baekhyun mutters angrily. 
“Umm, yes I do know that. So?” Chanyeol asks challengingly. 
“So, you purposely suggest that we stay away from the stream so I can’t do my daily skin care
routine,” Baekhyun said. 
“Let me understand this. Me, someone that had work almost 24/7 had time to plot something and the
best thing that I could do is plotting something that could ruin your skin care routine. Wow, since
when my life is getting dull,” Chanyeol said. 
Hearing that make Baekhyun realize how ridiculous his accusation towards Chanyeol. 
Baekhyun bite back his comment and thought about it for a moment. 
“You must sneak behind your manager and see the guest list and when you saw my name you took a
chance to plot something against me.”
“Of course, what do I even expect from you? You are Byun Baekhyun, so the only thing that you had
in your mind is on how bad and evil I am,” Chanyeol replied and went back to take pictures. 
Baekhyun swears that his heart stings a bit but he decided to ignore the giant and left. Baekhyun’s
mind is clouded with the thought of Chanyeol that he missed when Yixing said that there might be
chances that it is going to rain heavily at 11 PM. 
“Okay, everyone in position, we will begin in 3,2 and 1.” 
“We’re finally here and I can’t wait to show you around this beautiful island of Pohnpei,” Jongdae
said excitedly. 
“So, what are we going to do for today?” Minseok asked Junmyeon, who is standing behind the
camera. 
“For today, your tasks are to build a place to sleep and find foods. You can get your tools from
Yixing and you can head ahead to start your tasks,” Junmyeon said. 
“I think it is better for us to divide ourselves into groups so that we can save ourselves some time,”
Kai suggests, and the rest nod their head in agreement. 
“Chanyeol, Sehun, Minseok and I could start building our place and Baekhyun, Kyungsoo and Kai
could go and search for food,” Jongdae took it upon himself to divide the group. Being the longest
members of the show surely had sharpened Jongdae’s ability to identify the strength and weaknesses
of people. 
They went to take tools such as knives, axes and scissors to help them gained their sources. 
“We’ll be back soon,” Kyungsoo said cheerfully with Kai and Baekhyun in tow. 
 
Minseok is in charge of visioning the outline of the shelter and then translated it to drawing as it
happens to be one of his strong ability. Then they decided on the things that they could use to build
it. After a while, they finally reached an agreement. 
“Boys let’s get to work,” Chanyeol said as he put on his cap and went to find trees that they could
use as pillars. 
“Just look at Chanyeol. He surely got the knack for this,” Minseok said totally swooning over
Chanyeol who is lifting two logs that they had decided could be useful to build their shelter.
Chanyeol is also equips with knowledge about plants and trees thus making it easier for them to
search for suitable sources. 
Sehun on the other hand is collecting dry coconut leaves for the roof, while Jongdae is busy axing the
huge logs to small pieces to build the frame of the roof. 
 
“COCONUT!” Kai shrieks in excitement when he saw the said fruits looking all juicy and fresh on
top of the tree. 
Baekhyun and Kyungsoo chuckled at Kai’s obvious excitement. They had managed to get lots of
food courtesy of the locals that they met along the way. The locals are very kind to show them where
they could find food and some of them even gave potatoes, pineapple and banana. They were on their
way back to meet with the other when they stumbled upon the coconut tree. 
“So, who’s going to climb up?” Kyungsoo asked as he looked around the coconut tree. 
Baekhyun didn’t know what possessed him, but he raised his arms, volunteering to do so. 
Mr. Yoo who was sitting nearby raised his brows and looked at Baekhyun hesitantly. Because he for
sure know that Baekhyun is clumsy and climbing a tree might not be a wise thing to do. 
“Are you sure you can do it?” Kai asked for confirmation. 
Okay Baekhyun, it might be wise if you just tell them that you can’t do it. Baekhyun told himself.
He took a deep breath and say a firm, 
“Yes.” 
Wow Baekhyun is yes, the new no? Why does my mouth have to be faster than my brain? 
“You can then just- Baek, are you listening?” Kyungsoo nudged Baekhyun softly and the boy
quickly nodded his head. 
“Climb, check the fruit, choose the one that is old and new but can still be use and pass it down,”
Baekhyun recited Kyungsoo’s words that he remembers despite being lost for a moment. 
Kyungsoo nodded his head in approval and he took off the load from Baekhyun to help lessen the
burden.
You can do this Byun Baek. What is so hard about climbing a tree?
 
“This is so nice!” Minseok said as he is arranging the comforter inside the shelter. It already took
them 5 hours for them to build and they could finally see the results. The shelter is nearly done. They
just need to add the dry coconut leaves to the wall and finalized other parts of the shelter before they
could finally stay inside. 
 
“FIRST AID!” 
Mr. Yoo voice was loud and clear causing the staff, the crew and the members at the shelter shifted
their attention to him. 
“Hyung, I’m okay. It’s not that bad,” Baekhyun mumbled and he was embarrassed when he feels all
eyes on him. 
“Baekhyun, you can’t be so sure. Go and get your wound treated, we will take care of this,”
Kyungsoo said and smile softly at Baekhyun who felt guilty. 
“What happen? Are you okay?” Jongdae asked worriedly. 
“He climbed up the coconut tree and when he was on his way down, a few steps before he reached
the ground he slipped and used his left arm to gain balance, while his right hand was gripping the tree
but he ends up with a long scratch on his arm,” Kai explained thoroughly. 
“I’m so sorry,” Baekhyun kept on apologizing to everyone for causing trouble. But they dismiss and
say that it is fine. 
“Few hours of filming and you manage to make yourself hurt.” 
Baekhyun closed his eyes tightly and he felt so close to tears. 
“Let me take a look.” 
Baekhyun refused and shook his head furiously. 
“Baekhyun, let me look at it. I know that the medic had done their part but still, let me see it.” 
He opened his eyes and glares at Chanyeol who is looking at him with a serious look on his face.
Slowly he extends his left arm and Chanyeol quickly take hold of it and inspect the wounded area. 
The medic had cleaned up the wound, but they did not wrap it with bandage yet as they wanted to
make sure that the wound is completely dry. 
Baekhyun’s heart is beating so fast and it is all thanks to Chanyeol’s soft touches. He felt sleepy
when Chanyeol caressed the area around his wounds. 
“Did you let your big mouth went ahead of you again?” Chanyeol asked. 
Great, one way to spoil the mood. 
“Yes, I did, and I am happy with it even if I got hurt,” Baekhyun said confidently. 
Chanyeol chuckled and then looked in Baekhyun’s eyes directly. “Just be careful Baekhyun, we
know how your big mouth brings more trouble than good.” 
Baekhyun is taken aback. He gulps and nods his head. 
They fell into a deep silence until Chanyeol let go of his hand softly. 
“Just make sure to take care of yourself from now. We still have a long way to go,” Chanyeol said
before he left. 
Baekhyun just can’t understand. Why is Chanyeol so mad at him? If anything, Baekhyun surely
believe that he was the one that was supposed to be mad at Chanyeol because he had made Baekhyun
suffer so much. 
“Just what are you trying to do to me Park Chanyeol?” Baekhyun mumbled to himself.
 
After getting treated and finally had gain back his self, Baekhyun made his way towards the members
who are busy setting up tools, ingredients and utensils for them to prepare their dinner. 
“Baekhyun! Are you okay now?” Minseok asked worriedly as he rush to inspect Baekhyun from
head to toe.
“I’m fine. I’m really sorry for being so careless,” Baekhyun bowes90 degree and Minseok only pats
his back assuring that everything is fine. 
“Come and join us Baek, we are going to go and clean this vegetable at the stream. Want to join us?”
Sehun asked with Minseok already lifting a tray of vegetables. 
Baekhyun nodded and he didn’t want to admit it, but he can’t wait to wash his face with the cold
water. 
“I can go with you Sehun. Let Baekhyun do the cooking because I don’t think his condition allow
him to move that much,” Chanyeol said and felt victorious when he saw the look on Baekhyun’s
face. 
“Oh, such a gentleman,” Jongdae whistled. 
GENTLEMAN! THAT MAN RIGHT THERE IS THE PURE DEFINITION OF EVIL! HE SURELY IS
THE DESCENDANT OF THE SATAN! 
Before Baekhyun could say anything, Kyungsoo had already excitedly pull him to the side to help
him with the stew. 
 
Using their very own creativity, they managed to make a bowl from the coconut shell and cleaned it
thoroughly. They use aluminum foil to cover the coconut and they even form spoons from the
aluminum. 
Baekhyun carefully poured the soup into each bowl and is satisfied with the result. He arranges the
bowl neatly according to the members seating arrangement. The seating is arranged to form a semi-
circle to make it easier to film everyone. As Baekhyun is arranging the bowls, a sudden evil thought
came to his mind and his smile turn devious. 
 
“It smells so good!” Minseok exclaimed as the three of them finally came back from cleaning the
vegetables. 
“I’ll go and make a quick vegetable stir fry,” Kyungsoo said as he took the tray from Sehun.
Throughout this variety show, Kyungsoo had showed his loves towards cooking thus everyone put
their trust in Kyungsoo to prepare food most of the times. The boy even brought his own spices,
vegetables, and cooking utensils. 
“This stew looks amazing,” Chanyeol complimented and take his seat next to Kai, opposite to
Baekhyun.
It took around 15 minutes for Kyungsoo to finish his dish and joined the group. 
“Our first meal for the day!” Jongdae cheered and the other applaud and shared their excitement as
well. 
They didn’t manage to get a proper meal since they arrived and having an almost full meal served in
front of you after a hard work is such a blessing. 
“Let’s dig in!” Minseok announced and take the first bite of the potato stew.
Feeling excited and hungry, Chanyeol also took a huge sip of the stew.
At first everything is fine, but then the look on Chanyeol’s face change. He quickly reached out for
his water bottle only to realize that it is already empty. 
He looks around and saw Baekhyun happily drinking from a cup while looking directly at his
direction. 
Then it clicked. 
Chanyeol glared at Baekhyun who is looking at him innocently. The taller stood up and went to
search for any water that he could drink. 
“Chanyeol, if you need water, we have spare in the box,” Baekhyun pointed at the suspicious box
near their shelter. 
“Yeah, Yixing just give us that one. You can take it from there,” Kai double confirmed it making
Chanyeol feel at ease. 
Oh, well. He spoke to soon. 
“AHHHH!” 
Everyone turned to look at Chanyeol who is already on the ground trying to catch his breath.
 
“What is it?” Jongdae asked as he voluntarily went to look at Chanyeol’s condition.
“F-frog,” Chanyeol said as he pointed towards the box. 
Jongdae went to take a peek inside the box and indeed there is a small looking frog who innocently
look at Jongdae. 
“Let me take you out from there little guy,” Jongdae carefully lifted the frog and went to place the
frog back to its nature.
“Thank you,” Chanyeol said feeling embarrassed that he loses his cool side for a minute. 
“It’s fine, we had encountered this situation before, right Junmyeon,” Jongdae said to the director
teasingly. 
“In my defense, the frog was this big,” Junmyeon said as he extended his arm exaggeratedly causing
the people around him to look at him with the do-you-think-we-believe-you face. 
“Okay, maybe it’s not that big. But that animal is dangerous I tell you,” Junmyeon said defensively. 
“Our director ladies and gentlemen,” Minseok teased as he looked at the camera. 
Everyone chuckled at the goofiness of the staffs and the members. 
“Here Chanyeol. You can take mine,” Baekhyun passed his water bottle to Chanyeol. 
“Oh, our fairy and his beautiful heart,” Jongdae said dreamily and caused the boy to blush. 
Chanyeol eyed the bottle warily and accept it as he does not want to appear as a rude actor.
“Thanks.”

After dinner, they spend the next few hours talking, planning schedule for tomorrow and playing
games to decide who in charge of which task. 
Baekhyun is call by the medic to change his bandage because throughout the games, Baekhyun is
really active and they are worried if it effects the wounded area. 
On the other hand, the rest of the casts are ready to call it a night as they all have gather in the shelter
except for Baekhyun and assigned their sleeping spot. 
“That’s all for today, be sure to stay in today because it will rain heavily soon,” Yixing came by and
remind the casts once again.
 
“Okay, Baekhyun. I think this is okay for today, we will check again first thing in the morning. Have
a good sleep and see you tomorrow,” one of the paramedics said cheerfully. 
Baekhyun smile back and he felt relieve that everyone is friendly. He checks the time and smile
when his watch shows a bright 10:30 PM. 
Feeling giddy, he decided to make his way towards the stream to get his daily dose of water for his
skin, oblivious towards the dark clouds that are looming over him.  
 
Chanyeol is awake due to the sound of thunder. Chanyeol is a light sleeper thus he just accepts his
fate and open his eyes. With his eyes wide open he looks around and sees how the others are sleeping
heavily and it is understandable as they had used most of their energy. But his eyes oame to a halt at
the empty space next to Kyungsoo. The space that belong to none other than Byun Baekhyun. 
“Damn it,” Chanyeol cursed under his breath. 
He looks out and sigh upon seeing the heavy rains that did not show any signs that it will stop soon. 
Baekhyun is shivering. He is stupid, crazy and again stupid. He should have run back when he saw
the few signs of tiny droplets from the sky. But what did he do? 
He decided to ignore it and soak his feet in the stream and wash his face countless of time. 
Now the rain is pouring heavily, he could only hide under the huge tree nearby. The tree did not give
him total protection, but the leaves do help him from getting heavily soak. He did not know how long
he had been trapped there but he knows that all he wanted to do now is cry and turn back time. 
“Baekhyun!” 
With blurry eyes Baekhyun look up but he can barely see anything, so he just yells ‘Here’.
“Just, what are you thinking?” 
Recognizing the voice, Baekhyun just hope that the ground will open and swallow him alive. 
“Why are you here?” Baekhyun weakly asked. 
Baekhyun stares at the tall giant name Chanyeol who is standing in front him with a huge banana
leaves act as an umbrella. 
“Exactly. That’s my question to you. Why are you here?”
That’s the last resort before Baekhyun break into tears. 
“I know, I’m stupid. All I do is troubling people. I should have said no to the offer, but I really
wanted to be in variety show. No one wanted to cast me because I am shy, and they are afraid that the
rating will not go high as they expected. Now that I got to be in one, I ruin it. Why can’t I do one
thing right?” 
Baekhyun rant and then he chuckled bitterly, “This must be funny to you right, to see how pathetic I
am.” 
“Enough Baekhyun.” 
The two falls in silence only the sound of the rain could be heard. Chanyeol body is already half
soaked but that is totally not the main concern now. 
“Why are you always picturing me as the bad guy? Baekhyun, I don’t understand you. You’re the
one who loathe me Baekhyun,” Chanyeol said in a firm voice.
“When did I ever say it?” Baekhyun asked totally frustrated with Chanyeol. 
“You leave me Baekhyun. That speaks more than words,” Chanyeol said. 
Once again, they fell into a deep silence. 
“Let’s go,” Chanyeol said as he pulls Baekhyun with him. 
Feeling tired and exhausted both mentally and physically, Baekhyun just let Chanyeol lead him while
clinging to Chanyeol’s body. 

***

Baekhyun stares at Chanyeol who is busy tidying the place. 

This so frustrating! Park Chanyeol what is wrong with you?
“Hey, we’re going now,” Sehun came and remind Baekhyun that they are going to move on to the
next location. 
They had finished their morning routine, where they clean up and prepare their breakfast according
to the schedule that they prepare the day before. Now, they are going to go fishing and hopefully they
will get a lot of fish. 
“Yeah, I’ll be there,” Baekhyun quickly take his bag and went to join the others who had already
gathered. 
Chanyeol is smiling happily and Baekhyun feel annoyed although it has nothing to do with him. 
They will move by boat and find a perfect spot as suggested by the local for them to catch fish. They
hop on the boat and sit obediently afraid that one movement could turn to disaster. 
Baekhyun feel that the world is against him through and through when Chanyeol sits next to him. 
“I hope that you will fall and get eaten by shark,” Baekhyun mutters under his breath which of course
is clear enough for Chanyeol to hear. 
“Well then I guess I’ll just drag you along with me,” Chanyeol said and smirk when Baekhyun glares
at him. 
“You two have a very interesting conversation,” Sehun who is sitting behind them interrupts and
look at both of them weirdly. 
“This is just our normal friendly conversation,” Baekhyun quickly said afraid that Sehun might get
the wrong idea about them. 
“Hmmm, Kai I hope that you will fall and get eaten by shark,” Sehun said to Kai who is sitting next
to him and currently looking around with excitement because they are on a boat. 
“Can you repeat that again, Oh Sehun?”
Sehun flinch as he forgets that Kyungsoo is sitting on Kai’s other side. “What, it is just a friendly
conversation,” Sehun defends himself. 
“It’s okay baby. You know one time, Sehun said that he hopes I fell and trip on the runaway and I did
fell on that day,” Kai said totally not helping Sehun. 
Kyungsoo glares at Sehun but Sehun put his hands up in defensive mode. “Wait, you never trip and
fell.” 
“I did, I fell for Kyungsoo on that day,” Kai said loud and clear. 
Cue the barf from everyone on the boat including the staffs. 
Baekhyun sigh in relieve as everyone seems to be distracted by Sehun and Kai’s conversation. As the
boat started to move, Baekhyun involuntarily jerks and quickly cling to unfortunately, Chanyeol’s
arm. 
Woah, is his arms always this huge? It’s firm too.
“Seems like, I’ll definitely take you with me if I fell,” Chanyeol said and smirk. 
Baekhyun quickly let go of Chanyeol’s arm but due to the constant bump along the way, Baekhyun
found himself leaning towards Chanyeol. Turns out that this boat ride is more adventurous than the
one he rode before. Suddenly he felt nervous and restless.
He’s startles when he feels warm hand encases his smaller one. He looks to his side and sees
Chanyeol is looking straight into the ocean as if nothing happened. Baekhyun blushes at the gesture
and he don’t want to admit it out loud, but he felt safe and comfortable. 
 
“Silence is the key to fishing, so everyone let’s embrace ourselves with silence,” Jongdae said and
everyone chuckled at his antic. 
“Wow, a few hours without Jongdae talking, this must be a record,” Minseok said teasingly and
Jongdae whines at the remark. 
It takes them around three hours until they deemed that they have enough sources to eat for the day.
Kyungsoo has already planned the menu in his head and he can’t wait to prepare their lunch. The
staff help them to transport their catching to the shelter so that the members could enjoy their time at
the beach nearby.  
 
Sehun, Kai and Chanyeol have taken off their shirt and jumps into the water as soon as they arrive at
the beach. The three of them splash and swim around like kids stuck in an adult, muscular body.
They totally ignore the attention that they are getting from the people around them
“Junmyeon make sure to include this part in the preview, surely our views will soar,” Minseok said
jokingly. 
“What are we waiting for, let’s dive!” Jongdae said as he run and jump into the water, followed by
the others. 
Baekhyun is about to join them but Yixing stop him. “Baekhyun, I’m so sorry to say this, but the
medic strictly said that you can’t swim. I’m sorry,” Yixing said apologetically. 
Although Baekhyun feel sad but he smiles politely at Yixing, “It’s okay Yixing. I understand.” 
“I thought that your wound is healing, but I heard the medic shriek this morning and I saw them
pulling you aside.” Yixing said worriedly. 
“I kind of hurt myself on my other hand and my knees that night and I was too sleepy to go to the
medic, so I fell asleep. So, can you imagine their reaction when they saw me with extra wound. I
guess the medics are afraid that I might hurt myself again,” Baekhyun explained embarrassed by his
clumsiness. 
That night, Chanyeol was trying his best to guide Baekhyun back to their place but Baekhyun kept on
bumping himself against trees, rock and even slip now and then. Baekhyun wanted to applaud
Chanyeol for being patient with him. 
Wait what? Applaud that monster in disguise? Byun Baekhyun wake up!
He is lost in his thought until he feels presence next to him and of course it has to be Chanyeol. 
“Hey Baekhyun, I’ve got a little something for you.” 
Baekhyun eyed Chanyeol suspiciously because the giant is smiling sweetly at him. Too sweetly. 
And before he knew it, he is dump with a bucket of sea water. 
“PARK CHANYEOL!” Baekhyun yells and glares at Chanyeol before sprinting towards Chanyeol
who quickly dodge and run with Baekhyun following close. 
“Hey, I thought you like water,” Chanyeol said while running and laughing. 
“Well, thank you for your kind thought,” Baekhyun replied sarcastically and stops to catch his
breath. 
“Are you okay,” Chanyeol asked as he approach Baekhyun. 
Baekhyun remain quiet before he launches himself towards Chanyeol and manage to topple the huge
figure who is taken aback by surprise. They both fall on the sand and take turn to tickle each other. 
“This scene definitely needs to be in the preview,” Junmyeon said and smile cynically at Baekhyun
and Chanyeol. 
 
They went back to their place at 3PM and Kyungsoo is already laying out the things that they need to
do whilst everybody listens to the smaller words attentively. 
***
On the third day of filming, Minseok decided that they could play games by themselves before they
call it a day. 
“Truth or dare?” Sehun asked as he joined the members who had already formed a circle. 
“Come on, what is life without spice,” Jongdae said already excited to play the game. 
Sehun just eyed him weirdly and take his seat in between Baekhyun and Chanyeol. 
Minseok take charge to spin the bottle because everyone pointed out that he is the oldest, so he has
the right to spin the bottle first. First round, the bottle pointed at Kyungsoo and the boy choose truth. 
“If you get the chance to save your limited-edition cookbook or Kai from drowning, who would you
save?” Jongdae asked. 
Kai snorts and he widens his eyes when Kyungsoo take a long time to answer the question. 
“Soooooo,” Jongin whined at his boyfriend. 
Kyungsoo giggle cheekily and answer, “My cookbook.” 
Jongin gasps dramatically and Kyungsoo shake his head. “Nini, you know how to swim, should I
remind you how you were flexing your swimming skills when we were at the beach.” 
“Still, I want you to save me,” Kai pouted and Kyungsoo playfully pinch his arms. 
“Okay love birds, Soo spin the bottle,” Minseok interrupt them. 
Kyungsoo nodded and spin the bottle which lands on Chanyeol. 
“Truth or dare?” Kyungsoo asked and Chanyeol answer with a confident ‘Dare’, causing others to
whistle at his boldness. 
“I dare you to lift one of us and squat 5 times,” Jongdae said and everyone cheered agreeing with
Jongdae’s dare. 
Chanyeol scans around and smirk when his eyes set on one figure. 
“Sehun, up you go,” Chanyeol said as he patted the boy’s shoulder. 
Disappointed. 
That’s what Baekhyun feel. Baekhyun wants to hit himself so bad, like why should he feel this way?
Chanyeol is free to choose whoever he wants. Chanyeol’s world doesn’t revolve around him. 
“-hyun.” 
Baekhyun feel nudges on his arms and he look and see that everyone’s eyes are on him. 
“Truth or dare?”
Apparently Baekhyun had missed Chanyeol’s dare and it happened to be his turn as the bottle
pointed at him. 
“Truth,” Baekhyun replied. 
“Hmmm, among all the members here who do you like most,” Minseok asked eagerly hoping that the
nation fairy will choose him. 
Baekhyun looks around and all eyes are glimmering with hope. 
“Sehun.” 
Baekhyun didn’t know why but he just blurted out the model’s name out of nowhere.
“I wanted to live as Sehun for a day,” Jongdae whined. 
“Wow Sehun. How do you feel? You got carried by Chanyeol and now Baekhyun seems to be
interested in you,” Kyungsoo asked teasingly. 
Sehun just shrug and answer, “With this gifted face and body, I’m not surprise.”
Chanyeol and Baekhyun both hit Sehun’s arm softly.
“Hey, you two choose me,” Sehun pouted as he rubbed his arms. 
Baekhyun laugh as he feels happy. He didn’t know when they get close with each other but he glad
that everyone accepts him as who he is, and he in returns find comfort in them. Even in Chanyeol.
They spend the night with laughter and soon they fall asleep under the shining moon. 
***
“As for today, two members will be transported to the small island nearby and they need to complete
some mission there while the rest will also need to complete their mission here.  With every mission
completed we will add more ingredients for dinner,” Yixing explained.
Junmyeon then handed a small bucket of chopsticks to Jongdae. 
“The two members that chose the shortest chopstick will be going to the island,” Junmyeon said. 
Jongdae smile and shake the bucket for suspense effect. Each one of them choose one and compare
the size with each other. 
“So, it’s final. Baekhyun and Chanyeol will be the one to go to the island!” Jongdae screamed in
excitement and the other cast join in except for Baekhyun and Chanyeol themselves. 
Great, just great. 
“Yixing will be accompanying you two, and I will be monitoring here,” Junmyeon said. 
“Let’s do our cheers before we split,” Minseok said and they all agree. 
“LAWS,” Jongdae started.
“OF THE JUNGLE!” The rest replied. 
“We will gather here again in four hours, until then. You need to complete your mission. Yixing, you
can lead them now,” Junmyeon said. 
Yixing nodded and guide the two members to the boat that will be transporting them.

As soon as they land on the small island, the crews had already set up the equipment and waiting for
them to arrive. 
“Baekhyun and Chanyeol, here’s your mission,” Yixing passes Chanyeol the envelope and Baekhyun
lean in closer as he is curious about the content. 
“Build a raft within 3 hours and set back to the mainland with the raft,” Chanyeol read out. 
“Wait, is it possible?” Baekhyun ask, feeling anxious all of the sudden. 
“We had tried it before, me and Junmyeon, and it is possible. If you two need guide or help, I’ll be
here,” Yixing said in a convincing manner making Baekhyun feel a little bit relief.
“The tools, and the thing that you could use to build the raft is here, and your time starts…. NOW!”
Yixing suddenly continue causing Chanyeol and Baekhyun to run to the heap of things to search for
useful item for them to use. 
While Baekhyun is grabbing things that his hand could reach, Chanyeol stop him and eye the things
carefully. 
“We need to draft the outline first. It will be easier for us to choose the item,” Chanyeol said as his
eyes are still looking at the items.  
Feeling embarrass, Baekhyun drop the items and stand next to Chanyeol. 
“What do you have in your mind?” Baekhyun asked. 
Chanyeol flashes him a huge grin and pull Baekhyun to the side with a wooden stick in his hand.
They crouch on the open space nearby and Chanyeol draw something on the sand. 
“I was thinking that we could use those medium logs as the base. The big one might be waterlogged,
because most of them are heavy. Waterlogged log can’t float properly so we wanted to avoid any
risk.  As for the small one, well I’m not sure if we could balance properly on it because it is too light
and thin,” Chanyeol explained.
Baekhyun is in awe seeing how Chanyeol is so passionate and serious in their mission. 
“This might sound crazy but, I think it will be better for us to assemble the logs while we’re in the
water,” Chanyeol suggested.
“But, wouldn’t it be hard for us to move?” Baekhyun asked.
“Well it is better than having to move the logs now and then,” Chanyeol answers. 
“Here, let me show you,” Chanyeol said as he stands up and urge Baekhyun to follow him. 
“Let’s gather around ten logs and place it nearby so we don’t have to run every second,” Chanyeol
directed which Baekhyun gladly nod. Chanyeol also take ropes and scissors to tie the logs together.
They place all the ten logs and Chanyeol take one log and ask Baekhyun to take one as well.
“You hold this end and I’ll ties these two up,” Chanyeol instructs as he demonstrates his plan to
Baekhyun.
Baekhyun breath hitch when Chanyeol stand way too close to him to tie the rope. With the close
proximity, Baekhyun can see the tone arm once again and he’s not ashamed to ogle it. 
“That will do it,” Chanyeol exclaim as he is proud of his work. 
“Let’s move on to the other part,” Chanyeol said and Baekhyun, like a puppy, nodded his head
obediently. 
 
Surprisingly, it took them only 2 hours and a half to finish their work causing the crew to gape in
surprise. But it shouldn’t be a surprise though as Chanyeol is really devoted to the mission and
Baekhyun too, started to get immerse while building their raft.
“Congratulations, you guys manage to complete your first mission. Now, we will move on to the next
mission where you need to use this raft to go back to the main island,” Yixing said. 
The staff had placed two cameras on the raft to shoot Chanyeol and Baekhyun. 
This is where it gets tricky. Baekhyun is up to new challenges but, travelling with self-built raft is
definitely not on his list because there’s many possibilities that well, let just say that he’s not up to
challenges that might took his life away. 
“I can hear you thinking from here,” Chanyeol said as he passes a water bottle to Baekhyun.
Is Baekhyun surprise? Definitely.
“You can’t blame me. Have you thought about the odds that could happen?” Baekhyun asked and
thank Chanyeol for the drink.
Chanyeol is silence for a moment but then he grins widely
“Yeah, but I’m really confident with our raft and I’m sure we’ll be just fine. Come on, put some trust
on our hard work,” Chanyeol whine. 
Baekhyun chuckle then he stops himself. 
When did they get comfortable with each other? It’s not that Baekhyun hated it but is Chanyeol being
genuine or he’s acting like this because there’s camera and people around them.
 
Then something clicks in Baekhyun’s mind.
“Of course, what do I even expect from you? You are Byun Baekhyun, so the only thing that you had
in your mind is on how bad and evil I am,”
“Why are you always picturing me as the bad guy? Baekhyun, I don’t understand you. You’re the
one who loathe me Baekhyun.”
Why DID he hate Chanyeol in the first place? 
Oh.
That. 
 
“Hello, we need to go now.” 
Baekhyun blink his eyes and look at Chanyeol who in return look at him weirdly. 
“Y- yeah, let’s go,” Baekhyun replied awkwardly.
“We will be following you from behind in case something happens,” Yixing said cheerfully. 
Baekhyun and Chanyeol nodded and they went to board on their raft. Chanyeol assist Baekhyun to
board first before he climbs up himself.
“Woah,” Baekhyun exclaimed softly. 
He is really, sincerely captivated by the raft that they had built. 
“Chanyeol, look. We’re moving,” Baekhyun excitedly said as he takes the oar that they had made
before.
“Yes, let’s paddle our way back,” Chanyeol replied in the same manner.
 
The two smiles at each other before they awkwardly look away. They paddle silently until Baekhyun
decided to talk.
“Ummm, Chanyeol.” 
The said man turns to look at Baekhyun questioningly.
“You are a great man and I am so sorry,” Baekhyun said and he feel as if a heavy weight from before
being lifted up from his back.
Chanyeol frown and then he realizes that Baekhyun is talking about their past.
“It’s fine Baekhyun. I’ve already forgotten about it,” Chanyeol replied hoping that they could move
on from the topic.
“NO! No. I want to talk about it,” Baekhyun said shakily.
Noticing that Baekhyun is really adamant to talk about it, Chanyeol slowly turn off the two cameras
and place the paddle down.
 
“WE NEED A BREAK!” Chanyeol yell and Yixing show them and ‘OK’ sign. 
“Talk,” Chanyeol demand.
Baekhyun know there’s no way he could back away now. So, taking a deep breath, he stares at
Chanyeol directly. “I’m sorry that I bail out. I know that you hate me for that. But, trust me. It was
never my intention to leave,” Baekhyun feel a sudden lump in his throat but he need to let it out.
“My father is reluctant about my dream to become an idol, but I still went behind his back and get
accepted to become a trainee. I thought, I really thought that I could change his mind when I can
finally debut and prove to him that I am capable of becoming an idol,” Baekhyun feel tears welling
up in his eyes and he stop for a moment.
Chanyeol just keep mum and let Baekhyun take his time.
“I’m really happy Chanyeol when the company announced that we’re both going to debut as a duo.
I’m all over the moon and I went back to inform my family members about the news and showed
them the letter. But my dad,” Baekhyun is choking on his words and Chanyeol caress the boy’s back
hoping to calm him a bit. 
“He tore the letter and reprimanded me from going back to the company. I ruin everything and I felt
worse because I’m not just ruining my future, but I ruin yours as well. I wanted to call you and tell
you about this but my dad, he locked me up in the house and he even got me homeschooled. He
called the company to terminate my contract. That’s how worst it is. I am so sorry Chanyeol. I even
wrote you the letter and send it to the company because I feel so bad,” Baekhyun cried. 
Feeling shocked by the sudden revelation, Chanyeol feel numb. 
“When we meet at the gala, you tried to talk to me. You wanted to tell me the truth, right?” Chanyeol
recall the time that they met again for the first time, 3 years after their supposedly debut date.
Chanyeol remember how Baekhyun look so excited to approach him but he pushed the latter aside
and ignored him the whole time. 
Baekhyun tried to reach out for him in several occasions but Chanyeol often find excuses to dismiss
the smaller. 
Jumping to conclusion, Baekhyun felt that Chanyeol is immature and had actually forgotten him. He
felt like Chanyeol had become cocky as he is now a well-known actor. Starting then, Baekhyun had
labelled Chanyeol with all sorts of negativity. 
In Chanyeol defense, he had it hard after Baekhyun bail out. He felt so betrayed and he cried the
whole week. Chanyeol was just 17 years old at that time, and he was so close in reaching his dream
to debut as an idol. But all his hope went downhill because of Baekhyun. Their company felt sorry
for him and offer him to train as an actor. 
Their company were not keen in debuting Chanyeol as a solo artist as they felt that he is too young
thus they suggested an alternative which Chanyeol gladly accepted. 
And,
Can you imagine that feeling when you see your supposed to be partner suddenly decided to come
back to the picture and debut as a solo artist? 
Chanyeol only scoffed when he read about Baekhyun debut. 
Instead of cursing the boy out, Chanyeol remained calm and decided to move on with his life as a
successful actor. Baekhyun is his past and he will not let the boy ruined him again. 
Until, he saw the boy again at the airport. That’s when he knew that he can’t ran away from
Baekhyun.
 
“I’m a douche. God, I should have stop and listen to your side of the story as well,” Chanyeol said,
feeling overwhelm. 
“But you deserve to be mad at me,” Baekhyun said.
“Yes, I am mad at you, but I am even mad at the thought that you are being locked up all alone. But I
never got a letter from you,” Chanyeol said as he takes Baekhyun’s hands in his. 
Baekhyun frowned and cried. “I ask my cousin to drop the letter and he went back to check but he
said he saw my letter in the bin. I thought you threw it away after reading it.” 
“I’m sorry, Baekhyun I didn’t know. It must be the people at the company. You know that Mr. Kim
is not fond of you after you leave,” Chanyeol said as he caresses Baekhyun’s hand softly.
“My dad saw how lifeless my life is and he, well I guess he realize that I know what is best for me.
He felt guilty so he got me an audition at the company I am with right now,” Baekhyun said.
“I’m glad that your dad finally supported you. Look at you now. Nation fairy vocalist,” Chanyeol
said and causes Baekhyun to smile. 
“Do you want to know another truth?” Baekhyun asked.
Chanyeol nodded, hand still caressing Baekhyun’s soft one.
“I agree to become an idol because I want to meet you again. I want to say that I am really proud of
you and I am so happy to know that you manage to find your way in the industry and become
someone that people look up to. I am so so proud of you Chanyeol,” Baekhyun said with a wide
smile on his face.
Gosh, he had been bottling up his words for a very long time and he feels relief to let it all out. 
 
“If we were not in the middle of the ocean and in front of people, I’ll be kissing you right now,”
Chanyeol said as if he didn’t just take Baekhyun’s breath away. 
“W-what?” Baekhyun stuttered.
“Another truth?” Chanyeol asked and Baekhyun nodded his head timidly
“I love you,” Chanyeol confessed and Baekhyun eyes has double its original size.
“For a very long time. I plan to confess to you after our debut stage but well....” Chanyeol said
teasingly and before Baekhyun could reply, Chanyeol stop him.
“I am mad at you Baekhyun, but I never hate you. Maybe a little but not that much. When I saw you
again, you still manage to make my heart beats so fast, just like the first time we met,” Chanyeol
continued.
 
Baekhyun place a hand on Chanyeol’s mouth when he sees that Chanyeol still wants to continue. 
“No, stop. You’re making me blush,” Baekhyun said with an apparent blush on the boy’s face.
Chanyeol chuckles and let Baekhyun do as he like.
Baekhyun then shyly mutters a soft ‘I like you too’.
“Sorry, what? You like fish?” Chanyeol feign ignorance.
Baekhyun scrunches his eyebrow and pouts.
“I like you too,” Baekhyun said clearly and Chanyeol smile.
“Even if I’m bad, evil and mean?” Chanyeol continue to tease Baekhyun.
“Hey, you can’t blame me. You’re the one who ignore me and, and you’re the one who’s always
glare at me,” Baekhyun said defensively. 
“Fine. I’m just glad we manage to talk things out. Thank you Baekhyun,” Chanyeol said and pat
Baekhyun’s head.
“Is it bad that I want to kiss you too?” Baekhyun suddenly said. 
Chanyeol grin and they both giggles.
 
“Fine you lovebirds, we’ll be moving first and make sure to move after 5 minutes.” 
The two of them yelp in surprise when they heard Yixing’s voice nearby.
“We decided to install small speaker and microphone so we could guide you or if there’s any
problem but turns out we got more than that,” Yixing cheekily said through the speaker. 
“We- well, Ummm.” 
Baekhyun and Chanyeol’s words jumble and they are at loss of words.
“Don’t worry, I’m the only one who can hear you and speak to you. Your secret is safe with me until
you two decided to make it public,” Yixing said.
“Thanks, Yixing,” Baekhyun shyly said.
“No problem. We’ll be going now. I’ll turn of the mic and the speaker but remember, for just 5
minutes,” Yixing remind them. 
After Yixing’s boat left their sight, Chanyeol quickly pulls Baekhyun for a kiss. 
Taken by surprise, Baekhyun keep his eyes shut and let Chanyeol take the lead. Then he braves
himself to open his eyes and get mesmerize by the brown orbs that are staring back at him. 
They break their kiss and lean their forehead against each other. 
“I’ll give you more of this when we’re alone and in a more comfortable place,” Chanyeol said and
chuckle when he sees the smile blooming on Baekhyun’s face.

“Did you two complete your mission?” Jongdae ask worriedly as soon as Baekhyun and Chanyeol
walk towards them. 
“Perfectly,” Yixing answer on behalf of them. 
The members cheers and Minseok announce that it’s time for group hug. 
“How about you guys?” Baekhyun asks.
“We have the chance to win everything but Jongdae here lost rock-paper-scissors against Junmyeon,”
Kyungsoo said. 
“They know that I’m the worst when it comes to this game that’s why they choose me. They are
evil,” Jongdae said and glare at Junmyeon. 
“It’s okay, we’ll just make use of what we have,” Sehun said feeling sorry for Jongdae.
“Indeed, our youngest has a beautiful heart,” Jongdae proudly said and give Sehun a side hug. 
 
Thanks to their missions, they manage to get scallops, lobster, chili paste, seasoning and even beef.
Kyungsoo felt as if he owns the world the moment when the staff present to them their prizes. That
night, they happily eat their food and share their favorite moment as this is their last night of filming
and they will leave early in the morning.
 
“Thank you so much for being with us for the whole week. It’s so great to be able to spend times
with handsome people,” Minseok said and wipe his fake tears. 
“But I think we should thank Jongdae, Minseok and Kyungsoo for taking care of us and guide us
throughout our stay here. And of course, thanks to the production crew and staff for making our stay
here memorable and comfortable,” Chanyeol said and everyone applause at the sentimental words. 
“Last cheer for the day. Baekhyun, you want to do the honor,” Kyungsoo ask and Baekhyun nod
eagerly.
“LAW!” Baekhyun started and everyone replied, “OF THE JUNGLE!”.
***
“Thank you so much. Do contact me if you want to hang out sometimes,” Kai said and bow politely.
They safely arrive at Incheon airport and they feel quite heavy to leave. The members exchange
small talk, exchange their numbers and even creating a group chat for them. They then, hug each
other as they need to go their own way. 
“Baekhyun, are you ready to go now?” Mr. Yoo ask.
“Ummmm, Chanyeol is taking me home,” Baekhyun shyly mutter.
Mr. Yoo frown and then he let out a soft laugh. “I must be staying in the jungle for too long that I’m
hearing things now”. 
Chanyeol then come and stand next to Baekhyun. “So, we’re good to go?” 
Baekhyun laugh when he sees Mr. Yoo look at them as if he just seen a ghost appearing out of
nowhere.
“Y-ou C-Chanyeol, what?” Mr. Yoo stuttered.
“We actually going to announce something tonight, so please stay tune,” Baekhyun wave Mr. Yoo
goodbye and left with Chanyeol.
“Baekhyun, I am your manager! I need to know what’s going on. And you’re asking me to stay
tune?” Mr. Yoo feel like he wants to rip his head apart. 
“Let them be. Young love,” Chanyeol’s manager come and pat Mr. Yoo’s back as they watch the two
figures giggling and the smaller one whisper something only to see the taller chase the smaller with a
smile on his face. 
 
[BREAKING NEWS]
Korean top star actor Park Chanyeol and Korean nation sweetheart Byun Baekhyun had officially
announced their relationship.
 
The two stars had made their relationship public yesterday through Chanyeol’s Instagram live. The
two are said to have known each other for a while and only make their relationship known now.
Congratulations to the couple and we will continue to root for them!
 
Comments (165473 comments) 
Byunbaek_enthusiast
What? I’ve been shipping them when they appear on LOTJ. I am so happy to know that my two faves
are together! Congrats bby <3
 
61yeolhyun04
Nooooooo! Chanyeol is mine (T ^ T). But their interaction in LOTJ is so cute that I can’t help to
wish to see more of them. Welp, guess my wish seems to come true. Time to be a true Chanbaekist.
 
PCY_Loeylove
Need to leave K-pop now. Bye! 
 
Hahahahaha, just kidding. Congrats bby boo! You two look so adorable together. Bye, I need to cry
in the corner and embrace my singleness. 
 
Baekhyun close his tablet and smile after reading the article and the comments. 
“Baby aren’t you tired reading the same article. It’s already two weeks Baekhyun. Now give me
some attention,” Chanyeol said as he plops himself next to Baekhyun and place his head on
Baekhyun’s lap. 
“I just can’t believe it. I can call you mine and you can call me yours in public now,” Baekhyun said
like a teenager in high school.
“We could hold hands, snuggling in cinema and maybe stole a kiss now and then,” Chanyeol said
and sigh as Baekhyun ran his fingers through Chanyeol’s soft locks.
“You are so cute,” Baekhyun coo at Chanyeol.
Chanyeol frown, “No, I’m not.” 
“Yes, you are. The cutest,” Baekhyun said and pinch Chanyeol’s cheek playfully.
Baekhyun world come to a halt when suddenly Chanyeol push him to lie on his back with Chanyeol
on top, staring at him. 
Baekhyun feel hot as Chanyeol suddenly lean down to whisper in his ear. “Want me to prove to you
that I’m anything but cute”. 
“H-huh.” 
Chanyeol smirk and dive down to catch Baekhyun’s lips in his. 
And the night is spent blissfully.
The end

Sexperimentally Yours (in the name of science)

Explicit | Scientists!AU, Smut, Tentacles
Byun Baekhyun is a brilliant (mad) scientist that has made a name for himself with
his unconventional sexperiments. His latest one has left him with a tentacle dick and
no inkling of how to get rid of it, but luckily his new assistant Park Chanyeol is eager
to help solve the problem. Now if only Baekhyun can get his tentacles to stop trying
to slither into Chanyeol’s pants and work out why his heart races every time they do.
Baekhyun isn’t a mad scientist per se. More that he’s a sex-mad scientist, if anything. There is
something entirely enrapturing about the process of sex and everything it entails. Even the
possibilities of what it could entail. If only Baekhyun manages to perfect his sexperiments. 
His current position as a professor at the Progressive University for Sexual Studies and Investigations
(PUSSI, for short) has him looking into the Assessment of Sexual Seduction (ASS, for short). It’s a
great PUSSI and Baekhyun certainly has a talent when it comes to ASS, so even though people think
he’s mad—he’s happy. 
Which is all well and good for him, but not for his assistant. Park Chanyeol was appointed as
Baekhyun’s assistant a while ago, but Baekhyun just can’t even fathom how Chanyeol could help
with his ASS. Although there are a few small tasks Chanyeol performs through the month, there’s
little for Chanyeol to do on the daily. 
Chanyeol groans from behind his computer screen, “Baek, Sir—please, please do you
have anything I could be doing?” 
If there’s one thing that Baekhyun doesn’t need, it's a distraction. His lab is already cluttered with
beakers and test tubes filled to the brim with lotions and potions. He’s already got stacks of papers
littered everywhere. Although it’s messy, he knows the precise location of everything.  
What he doesn’t know, however, is what Chanyeol could actually do in his organised madness of
mess. 
Baekhyun looks up from the conical flask, eyes piercing Chanyeol through the screen. He just wants
to mix this solution in peace. “No, I’m busy. What are you doing, anyway?” 
Baekhyun barely pays any mind to Chanyeol sometimes. He tries not to think about him, really. Tries
not to think about how cute Chanyeol’s pink fluffy hair is, or how adorable he looks in his sweater
that’s way too big for him and has a bunny and a fox on the front. He tries not to think about all of
Chanyeol’s endearing traits because Baekhyun has a job to do. That job isn’t doing Park Chanyeol. 
As if Chanyeol knows he’s the cutest being on the planet, he pops up from behind his computer,
circle-rimmed glasses edging down his nose, frowning at Baekhyun. “I’ve been on Sciensoft for
hours making my own font. Literally, that’s all I could think to do. I’m bored and ‘Airyeol’ is the
only thing I have to show for my days work.” 
Sighing over exaggeratedly, Baekhyun puts down the conical flask, giving up on stirring the purple
fluid and goes over to stand beside Chanyeol.  
“Let me see,” Baekhyun mutters, leaning over the desk to grab at the mouse. 
Chanyeol recoils, sliding back on his wheely chair with a swift push of his feet. Baekhyun doesn’t
find it that offensive. He knows his white lab coat is covered in different mixtures of all kinds of sex
juices, but still, Chanyeol should be used to it by now. 
“It-it’s just a font, Sir. Honestly, I’m so bored, do you really not have any other work for me? Or at
least, can you tell me what it is we are researching today?” 
Every day Chanyeol comes in with fiery eyes, laced with passion as he embarks on his work day.
Baekhyun watches that fire ebb away to pathetic embers in charred coal as once again, there is
nothing for him to do.
Trying to hide his smirk, Baekhyun looks away from the screen and to Chanyeol’s scrunched up
face. He doesn’t want to think about how sweet he finds it that Chanyeol’s been sat creating his own
little font with love hearts above each letter, so he chooses to move away. 
“Well, it’s just another ASS today. I’m pretty good at this on my own, I don’t know why they gave
me you to utilise. I have no idea what I could use you for.” 
On Baekhyun’s walk back to his station, he catches himself in a metal reflective surface. Okay, he
kind of gets why people call him mad sometimes. His white hair is puffed out at the sides from where
he has been running his hands through. Not to mention how his beautiful honey skin has swipes of
purple, green and red whatever-that-is across his face. It’s not his fault, he just really gets into his
sexperiments. 
“Pretty good? Sir, you still haven’t worked out how to reverse your… umm… problem.” Chanyeol’s
peering over his screen again, eyebrows disappearing into his hair as they raise. His wide eyes drop
down to Baekhyun’s crotch and back up to Baekhyun’s face.
It’s true, Baekhyun had a mishap. Not that he will admit that out loud. During his Fourth
Unbelievable Cock Conversion Test (FUCCT, for short) he had drank a concoction of all kinds of
things but it seems this time, the effects are irreversible. Baekhyun’s main research aim is to find the
best possible was for humans to have inhuman sex. That’s why he’s gone through a fair few tests, all
changing his cock into something magnificently inhuman. 
Currently, he has a problem in the pants area. A writhing problem. In place of his human penis are
eight tentacles, all sentient and with their own mind. It’s a medical marvel, something that he could
write paper after paper on. That’s if he can work out how to revert it, then it will be tentacle-dick-sex
for everybody! He hopes. 
The ASS FUCCT is something Baekhyun would be proud of, if only he could work out how to get
his human dick back. 
“Look, don’t you go thinking that I don’t know what I’m doing with this,” Baekhyun uses both hands
to gesture down to his groin, “because I absolutely do.” 
Baekhyun turns away from Chanyeol just in time, his face grimacing at his own lie. The only thing
he can think of that will get his tentacles to alter back to a human cock is sex. That’s all well and
good but Baekhyun is very single and thinks he’s very bad at flirting. All of his time is spent in his
lab, lab coat on with only an oversized T-shirt on underneath—he strips himself of his pants every
chance he gets—and most importantly, he spends all of his time alone. 
The pants stripping is a habit as old as he is, always finding that he works better if his thighs are out.
Also that he works better if his left leg is bent out to the side a little. He’s not mad, definitely not. 
Under his oversized shirt, his tentacles are wriggling in his boxers, dying to be let free. Baekhyun at
least has enough social etiquette to know that he absolutely shouldn’t let them out whilst his pretty
assistant is around. 
“Fair enough, Sir. You’re the professor, you know best. What whacky potion are you making there?”
Chanyeol is always so inquisitive, so eager to help. Not once has he been shocked at what Baekhyun
does in the name of science. 
Chanyeol has walked in on Baekhyun being pounded by an android as he frantically scribbled down
his notes, trying to make concise and correct analyses whilst he was being pleasured to the
maximum. Also, Chanyeol walked in on some very bizarre underwater blowjob from two androids
on Baekhyun. Still, Chanyeol never says it’s too much, too weird, is always there to type up
Baekhyun’s notes. 
It’s all for science, it really is. Baekhyun knows he gets to try out a lot of the stuff and that could be
why he enjoys his job so much. But really, Baekhyun is just obsessed with all the mileage sex
development has to offer. 
“Well, I thought whilst I’ve got these little bastards on my body, I’d work out a medicine that would
help the human body cope with tentacle sex,” Baekhyun states matter-of-factly. There’s no
embarrassment when it comes to talking about these things anymore. Baekhyun lost all the coyness
around sex when he realised he wanted to specialise in creating a whole new world of sexual
possibilities. 
“Have you thought up a prototype name yet?” Chanyeol’s eagerness is evident, looking as though
he’s itching to do something, anything. 
“Yes—Biomedical Aphrodisiac Liquid Lust Solution. BALLS for short.” 
Baekhyun doesn’t miss the pout that falls over Chanyeol’s little lips, the way his eyebrows furrow in
slight disappointment. 
“Cool, yeah. I like BALLS. That’s a good one,” Chanyeol’s tone is melancholic and it pulls at
Baekhyun’s heartstrings and tentacles simultaneously. 
“Come here,” Baekhyun mumbles, attempting to seem dismissive when really he just wants to have
Chanyeol smiling again. “You can help me mix this, okay?” 
Bounding over to Baekhyun like an excitable puppy, Chanyeol grins from ear to ear. The sweater
paws covering his hands get rolled up, exposing his toned forearms to Baekhyun. The tentacles
writhe more. 
“What is it you’re wanting it to do?” Chanyeol asks, picking up the conical flask and peering at the
purple liquid through the glass. His glasses keep edging down his nose and it takes everything in
Baekhyun not to coo over Chanyeol and push them back up for him.
“Well, a human body isn’t really made for tentacle sex. Would you agree?” Baekhyun places his
hands on the metal work bench, looking up at Chanyeol through his lashes. 
Chanyeol gulps and blushes. It’s been clear to Baekhyun from the start that Chanyeol doesn’t have
the same affinity with sex as he does and that Chanyeol gets a lot more shy about the topic than
Baekhyun ever has. Still, Baekhyun smirks at the pink flush rising on Chanyeol’s plump cheeks. 
“I’ll take that long-pause-deer-in-the-headlights look as a ‘yes’, hmm?” Baekhyun knocks his fist
against Chanyeol’s arm, he’s awkward and so is Chanyeol, the gesture has Baekhyun cringing and
Chanyeol almost dropping the flask. Chanyeol fumbles, trying to get a good hold on the flask again. 
“Anyway, so, I’ve added all the necessary elements for the sex-ffects to be as follows: self
lubrication, muscle relaxation, increased sexual arousal and refractory periods and...” As Baekhyun
lists off what he has written on his clipboard, he pauses, sending a cautionary look to Chanyeol.
“And…” Chanyeol prompts, picking up a pipette. Chanyeol plunges the pipette into the purple fluid,
sucking it up and shooting it back into the container absentmindedly. He stares at Baekhyun as he
plays with his BALLS. 
“Squirting,” Baekhyun rushes to say. He’s not embarrassed about it, but he knows exactly what
Chanyeol’s response will be— 
“Sir, what is it with you and squirting? You add that element to every medicine you create!” 
This isn’t Baekhyun’s first rodeo on this topic with Chanyeol. He’s also had other people ask him.
The only answer he can give is that he personally likes squirting and if he’s putting the time and
effort into developing sex medicine then he’s absolutely going to make it to his own preference. 
“You know why, Chanyeol. Now, stop calling me Sir, it freaks me out. I don’t feel like a Sir.”
Baekhyun presses his hands into his obviously messy hair, trying to titivate it until it’s presentable
once again. There’s something that makes him self conscious when he talks to Chanyeol for too long,
something about the way Chanyeol constantly stares at Baekhyun. It makes him feel unpresentable.
Pushing those thoughts back, Baekhyun bends his left leg to the side a bit more. He sighs, dreamily,
feeling as though he’s back in working order again.
He’s distracted and doesn’t pay attention to what he’s doing as the sweet sensation of relaxation
washes over his body. Baekhyun turns to his table but misjudges how close he is. He knocks into the
conical flask, making the concoction within swirl unsteadily. Some spills over the edge, splashing out
over Baekhyun. 
“My BALLS!” Baekhyun cries. “No! They can’t spill this early!”
Baekhyun paws at the fluid, trying to scrape it from his body and gather it all up. His tentacles writhe
in his pants, wanting to come out and help him. 
“No,” Baekhyun murmurs, hoping it’s quiet enough for Chanyeol to not realise he’s talking to his
own crotch. Baekhyun deposits his BALLS back into the conical flask. It’s better to keep his BALLS
in Chanyeol’s grasp than his own, it seems. 
Luckily, none of it has landed in Baekhyun’s sensitive parts, knowing all too well how Chanyeol
reacts when Baekhyun’s sensitive parts are at stake. Like before when he got some iridescent unicorn
cum in his eye and Chanyeol thoroughly washed it out, staring at Baekhyun and soothing him with
his words. 
This time is no different. But this time, Baekhyun’s sensitive parts are safe. It seems like Chanyeol
has just gotten used to this familiar routine of sorting Baekhyun out.  
Chanyeol remains calm, leans forward, naturally, sorting Baekhyun’s hair for him with his free hand,
as if it is the most normal thing to do. After a few moments, realisation dawns on Chanyeol’s face
and he stops his movements, fingers laced in Baekhyun’s hair, mouth hanging open in shock, eyes
trained down on Baekhyun. 
“S-sorry, I just—“ Chanyeol stammers. He closes his mouth but continues to smooth Baekhyun
down. “There.” 
“Uh, thanks?” Baekhyun’s tone is accidentally questioning. He’s not used to pretty boys touching
him, grooming him, taking care of him, no matter how many times it happens. 
“You’re welcome, Si—I mean, Baek—no—agh! What should I call you? It doesn’t feel right to just
call you by your name. You’re my superior, after all.” 
The whirlwind of Chanyeol’s panic has Baekhyun’s eyes shooting open wide, watching him stammer
and stress his way to the end of his sentence. 
“Hyung. Just call me hyung, Park. It’s not that hard.”
They’re not too far apart in age, although Baekhyun is older. He’s a genius, Baekhyun graduated way
before his time, having advanced through science at a very young age and taking university level
courses in his teens. It’s what got him into PUSSI, being such a lucrative member of staff meant he
got to work exactly when and how he wanted. 
Chanyeol mastered in Biomedical Science and was snapped up by PUSSI faculty as a prestigious
student. That’s how Baekhyun ended up with Chanyeol on his ASS. 
“Hyung,” Chanyeol mutters under his breath. It’s like he’s toying the word on his tongue. Much like
the way Chanyeol walked in on Baekhyun toying with an androids asshole that one time. “What are
you gonna do with your BALLS? You can’t exactly test this one out on yourself, not when you
FUCCT yourself last week, hyung.” 
“I’m not sure yet. I could just try and do a simulation on an android, but I don’t think I’ll get the
reliable results I want.” 
A laugh fills the room, short but melodic. Chanyeol smiles, “Yeah because our androids are both in
love with you.” 
Again, Baekhyun can’t argue with Chanyeol’s truths. He hadn’t meant to make the androids fall for
him. After all, Baekhyun is sure he cannot flirt to save his life. But androids K1MJ0NGD43 and
0HS3HUN have both shown signs of sexual attraction and even love towards Baekhyun. That means
that even if Baekhyun did give them his BALLS, they would probably alter their own settings just to
give Baekhyun the results he wants. That would result in a spanking session and god Baekhyun’s
hands are sore from spanking both androids last week. It’s not worth it. 
“God knows why,” Baekhyun mumbles, taking his BALLS from Chanyeol’s hand into his own. 
Chanyeol accidentally squirts the pipette of fluid into Baekhyun’s hand, covering his fingers with
purple BALLS. It’s not the first time that Baekhyun will have BALLS squirted onto him and it won’t
be the last. He pays no mind to it, already covered in some of the fluid anyway. 
“Hyung, come on ,” Chanyeol says incredulously. Baekhyun doesn’t really understand what
Chanyeol wants him to come on to, so he just stares and waits for Chanyeol to continue. 
There’s an awkward silence, lasting for too long when Chanyeol breaks it with, “You could test your
BALLS on me, hyung? I want to help, let me help you.” 
***
At home, Baekhyun does his very best not to dream about Chanyeol’s offer. He doesn’t want
to imagine what his BALLS would do to Chanyeol’s body. 
But, as FUCCT as he is, his tentacles have another idea entirely. With a lack of control over them,
Baekhyun finds himself sitting in an ice-cold bath, trying to stop them from being so aroused. It’s the
only thing that Baekhyun has found works to help calm them down, especially after being around
Chanyeol. 
He stares down incredulously as the lewd purple appendages squirm around in the cold water,
elongating and seemingly swimming in all directions. 
Even though the tentacles have only been with Baekhyun a week, it’s starkly obvious that
they like Chanyeol. 
If Baekhyun even thinks about Chanyeol’s face when he’s in the privacy of his own home, the
tentacles start to play with themselves. It’s not that Baekhyun doesn’t enjoy it, oh no. The tentacles
have extremely heightened pleasure in comparison to his human cock and the way
they rub themselves or fuck in and out of Baekhyun’s asshole is nothing less than heavenly. 
“Fuck,” Baekhyun whispers. One tentacle has wrapped itself around three others, stroking slowly.
The cold water usually calms them but they seem so ramped up and on edge that Baekhyun is so sure
they need to get off. 
Standing from the cold water, the tentacles flop between his legs, shivering. Baekhyun steps out of
the bath, grabbing a towel. As he walks to his bedroom, he quickly rubs the white towel over the
tentacles, shaking them around until they dry off enough. 
The tentacles are susceptible to the elements, so the cold air causes them to shrivel shorter, smaller
than they usually are. Baekhyun isn’t sure to what extent the tentacles can change. He’s pretty sure
that they can grow very long and very thick, he just has no say in the matter whatsoever. 
Flopping down onto the bed, Baekhyun lays naked on his back, letting his legs fall open. He
shimmies up the bed so he can rest against the pillows, propped up so he has a perfect view of his
tentacles. 
With one hand, Baekhyun strokes over one of the smooth tentacles. There’s a mixture of smooth
appendages and ones with suction cups on the sensitive underside. The suction cups always make
Baekhyun’s nipples so raw. 
Usually, Baekhyun doesn’t masturbate. It’s unnecessary, with the way he does enough sexperiments
with the androids to keep him satisfied. But in the time he’s had the tentacles, he’s lost count of how
many times he’s touched and fucked himself. 
It only takes a few strokes of one tentacle to get the others perked up and ready to go again. 
“That’s it.” Baekhyun sounds breathy already. Two tentacles snake down the crease of his ass and
spurt juices between his cheeks. 
“Hnnng.” The noises Baekhyun makes as one tentacle pushes into his hole are indecipherable. 
Baekhyun might have given himself a monster cock, a knotted cock and a two headed cock in his
past sexperinents, but being FUCCT is absolutely the best yet. 
The tip of one purple tentacle dexterously flicks over Baekhyun’s puckered hole, spreading the slick
there. 
It didn’t take long for Baekhyun to work out that the tentacles had different juices in each. This
particular fluid is pink in colour and is similar to a muscle relaxing lube. And although the tentacles
provide all this, Baekhyun still noted down that he thinks BALLS is necessary for maximum pleasure
when two partners or more are involved. 
“Go in,” Baekhyun coaxes. The little fuckers are actually pretty sweet, always waiting for
Baekhyun’s explicit go ahead before fucking him senseless. He appreciates the care for heavy
consent. 
Gasping, Baekhyun’s jaw goes slack as one smooth tentacle presses into his hole. It’s made itself
thinner, so the stretch isn’t painful. Quickly, the tentacle starts to fatten out again, though. Their main
aim is to always have Baekhyun stuffed full. 
Baekhyun’s phone rings on the bedside table. Before he can grab it himself, a tentacle shoots to grab
it, answering the video call as it does. 
“Oh—Oh are you busy?” It’s Chanyeol. Of course it is. The eager to please puppy-like angel-faced
adorable-elf rings Baekhyun on a night, more often than not, with an idea for what they could work
on the next day. 
The tentacle in Baekhyun’s asshole pulls out and slams back in. He knows Chanyeol can’t see
anything but his bare shoulders and wet hair, knows Chanyeol won’t have a clue what’s happening,
but he feels guilty. Baekhyun swats his hands down trying to stop the tentacles, doing it as discreetly
as he can. 
“Uh—uh, a little,” Baekhyun’s voice is pitched high, squeaking he adds, “What's up Park? Tell me
quickly please.” 
The tentacles must sense that it's Chanyeol on the line because their naughty side is instantly
triggered, one tentacle batting Baekhyun's limp hand out of the way to bury in beside its counterpart,
and the other uses its suction cups on Baekhyun's tits, pulling on his perky nipples. 
“Well, I know I offered to drink your BALLS, but I think I’m having second thoughts. Can we talk
about it tomorrow?” 
As the tentacles double penetrate him, rubbing over his prostate at all angles, Baekhyun’s eyes roll to
the back of his head, tongue lolling out as he mouths “Yes!” around it. 
“Great, oh, fantastic, I was worried you’d be mad. Good, that’s good.” Baekhyun brings his eyes
back down to look at Chanyeol. He’s wearing a fluffy pink dressing gown, colour matching his hair.
Circle-rimmed glasses perched on his nose and his eyes excitedly peering at Baekhyun through the
screen. 
“ So good,” Baekhyun moans. The tentacle cuts the call, obviously having enough mind to know that
it’s definitely wrong to be fucking Baekhyun on camera to his unaware assistant. 
It all spirals from there, Baekhyun being brought to an intense, heady climax. The two tentacles in
Baekhyun’s asshole fuck in and out feverntly. His nipples are being sucked raw by two other
tentacles, pushing him into delicious oversensitivity. One tentacle has wormed its way up to
Baekhyun’s mouth to satiate his oral fixation. The last three are all playing together, one having
wrapped itself around the other two and stroking them fast and hard, jerking them to completion.
They all orgasm simultaneously. Baekhyun’s mouth is filled with black-ink-cum, too much so that it
spills over his lips as he splutters around the climaxing tentacle in his throat. His chest is painted in
blue cum as the two suction-cupped tentacles climax over his nipples. The three tentacles that are
playing with each other all cum with a green, iridescent slick. 
The one Baekhyun likes the most though, is in his ass. As he cums from a prostate orgasm, the
tentacles in his ass spurt copious amounts of pink and orange semen, mixing together to create a lewd
red. 
“Fuck, fuck—too much, babies, ahh,” Baekhyun whines. All his other tentacles have gone lax, but to
two in his asshole are fucking in and out still. The oversensitivity is too much, setting his nerves
alight in a pleasure-pain mix of arousal. 
They’re good, pulling out after one last tickle over Baekhyun’s prostate. The two tentacles come up
to show Baekhyun how their mix of coloured-cum looks against the purple of the tentacles. He
groans, it looks so fucking hot. 
He lets his mouth be invaded as the tentacles push inside, getting him to eat his own mix of different
cum. 
His phone rings again and before Baekhyun can stop it, he’s on video call again. 
Baekhyun whines, mouth pulled taut, lips stretched around three of his own tentacles. 
“God—ah, I’m sorry, oh no!” Chanyeol covers his eyes with the fluffy sleeve of his dressing gown. 
Baekhyun’s eyes are wide and tearfilled. He’s not embarrassed, but he did wish he could talk to
Chanyeol. But he can’t, so Baekhyun just keeps sucking, hollowing out his cheeks. 
Chanyeol’s seen him doing a lot of crazy stuff for science, but Baekhyun thinks this could be the
best/worst one yet. 
“We just got cut off and I just thought I’d ring again to say goodbye. I didn’t know you were having
some alone time. S-send me any notes you need me to type up if any of t-this is about you and your
FUCCT.” 
The call cuts off just as Baekhyun’s mouth is vacated and he lets out a raspy, “Chanyeol, wait!” 
God, how is Baekhyun going to explain this one without making Chanyeol turn bright red with
embarrassment? 
On shaky legs, Baekhyun gets up to look at himself. He’s covered in different cum, everywhere.
Mouth leaking black jizz at the sides, hair all messed up. He looks so fucked out from his self-
fucking. 
Tomorrow is going to be a treat . Baekhyun groans and heads to go wash himself up, hoping to clear
his mind of Park Chanyeol. 
***
Chanyeol is already in the lab when Baekhyun walks in and shucks off his pants. He folds them and
puts them on a north-facing surface because he’s absolutely sure that his day goes better if his
trousers face north whilst he rushes around with his ass out. Under his lab coat, of course. 
There’s nothing but silence as Baekhyun pulls out a rack of test tubes and balances them on a book
that's spine is facing south. For… reasons. 
“Okay, now you’ve done your ritual,” Chanyeol starts. Baekhyun jumps, almost spilling the beaker
of green goo in his hand, he looks over to Chanyeol, trying to keep a neutral expression. “Are you
mad that I’m unsure about you using your BALLS on me?” 
“That’s what you’re worried about?” Baekhyun asks incredulously. He can always tell when
Chanyeol is worried because he bites the left side of his lip between his teeth and sometimes, just
sometimes, Baekhyun wants to pull that lip from between the teeth and soothe it with his tongue.
Baekhyun shakes that thought from his mind. “You-You’re not bothered about seeing me—uh during
a sexperiment?” 
Chanyeol laughs, loud, smacking the desk. Baekhyun’s not sure what he said that was funny but he’ll
take any opportunity to see his assistant giggle like that. Between his guffaws, Chanyeol manages to
say, “Oh, so that’s what you were doing, hyung? All in the name of science?” 
“Yes,” Baekhyun mumbles. Screwing his eyes shut, Baekhyun sticks his tongue out. The only
professional response he can fathom. 
“Your tongue’s stained,” Chanyeol teases. He fiddles with his books so all the spines are facing
south. Baekhyun doesn’t miss these little tweaks that Chanyeol has picked up over time. 
“Moving on,” Baekhyun rushes, “you don’t have to worry about not wanting to drink my BALLS. I
understand.” 
“It’s not that I—that I don’t want to. I just want to know what will happen when I do? Am I going to
have to have sex with one of the androids?” Chanyeol’s eyes dart warily to the sleep pods where the
androids are recharging and back to Baekhyun. 
Baekhyun can’t help but smile softly. Chanyeol doesn’t have the best relationship with the androids.
K1MJ0NGD43 always tries to get his cock out and 0HS3HUN always tries to suck it. Chanyeol’s not
ready for android sex yet. 
“Well… probably? That’s why I’m saying you don’t have to do it.” Baekhyun walks over and rests
his arms on the top of Chanyeol’s computer screen, placing his chin on his arms, looking at Chanyeol
with sincerity. “They can simulate the tentacles to—fuck you with. I can’t think of any other way we
could test it.” 
Chanyeol visibly blushes, eyes settling anywhere but Baekhyun’s. He opens his mouth to talk a few
times but doesn’t say anything. 
“Go on, Park. Say what you’re wanting to say,” Baekhyun coaxes, trying to sound commanding. 
“Well, in the name of science,” Chanyeol takes a deep breath, “I think we’d get the best results—the
most reliable results—if you were the one to do it. I thought of a name and everything! We could
combine your FUCCT with a Tentacle Insertion Test—TIT for short! Then we would be testing both
things at the same time. In the name of science.” 
Baekhyun is shell shocked, slumps backwards but there’s no seat. He thuds to the floor, ass hitting
the hard surface. 
“Hyung! Are you okay?” Chanyeol is around his desk and picking Baekhyun up from the floor in a
flash. 
“My god Park, you’re right! Holy tentacles you're right!” Baekhyun smacks Chanyeol’s back in
congratulations. How had he not thought of that?! “All in the name of science!” 
Beakers above, if Baekhyun knew he could have been utilising Chanyeol for his sexperiments all
along, he would have absolutely managed to create even more wonderful creations. Park Chanyeol is
a genius !
Chanyeol chuckles awkwardly, moving back behind his computer. “Yeah, I wasn’t sure if you’d go
for it.” 
Baekhyun goes to turn the Bunsen burner on, something he does every time a bright idea occurs.
There’s something about fire and Park Chanyeol that seems to work well together… Baekhyun
shakes his head again, messing up his white hair, those thoughts are for a Wednesday. 
“Well,” Baekhyun sighs, “we can’t start it right now because I’ve still got to mess with our BALLS.
So, for now, why don’t you get the little guys out? They’re due their monthly observation. You know
they won’t perform for anyone but you.” 
Pained sounds fill the room as Chanyeol groans. Baekhyun chuckles in response, finally giving
Chanyeol some work and hearing him complain about it is sweetly laughable. 
With that being said, Baekhyun can’t blame Chanyeol for his exasperation. The ‘little guys’ are two
tiny aliens who are more akin to fairies than anything else. 
They have to observe the aliens sexual encounters to understand why these two are the only ones in
their species that do have human-like sex, as opposed to fertilising deposited eggs. But ever since
Chanyeol joined the tiny fuckers only want to be watched by Chanyeol. 
“Good morning.” The high pitched squeak of the one Baekhyun secretly likes most fills his ears as
the alien—Minseok—greets Chanyeol. 
“Morning—Oh, oh, okay there they go,” Chanyeol sighs and starts typing away. 
“Hey, I hope you’re using your Airyeol font, Park. I won’t read the notes unless you do.” Baekhyun
moves to the workbench near Chanyeol. It’s not so he can watch the aliens fuck, oh no. Baekhyun
wants to watch Chanyeol watch the sexy pint-sized sweethearts. He’s doing a covert study on
Chanyeol or that’s what he tells himself every time he watches Chanyeol for longer than a few
minutes. 
“You’re really horny today, huh?” Chanyeol asks Minseok and the one riding him whilst whipping
his hand around over his head as though he’s a cowboy riding a horse. 
“Yes!” Junmyeon squeaks. 
Baekhyun can’t help but laugh at the horror across Chanyeol’s face as he continues to type. 
Minseok and Junmyeon enjoy being watched and more so enjoy winding Chanyeol up. They’ve both
explicitly told Baekhyun that. 
Chanyeol whimpers and squeals “Oh god!” . When Baekhyun looks over, Minseok’s ass is placed
on one of the keyboard keys as Junmyeon bounces in his lap. 
“Baek—hyung! They’re sat on my ‘O’ key! What should I do?” 
There’s no cuter sight than Chanyeol’s glasses sliding down his nose as his face turns upside down in
a stressed frown. 
Junmyeon squeaks, “Ohhhhhhhh!”
Baekhyun knows those two teeny terrors know exactly what they’re doing to Chanyeol. 
“There’s nothing you can do, Chanyeol.” Baekhyun walks over and awkwardly runs his hand over
Chanyeol’s shoulder, trying to soothe him. “We can’t compromise the experiment. Take notes on
some paper.” 
Chanyeol grumbles about how he should be using Airyeol but has to hand write the notes and
Baekhyun can’t help but find it entirely endearing. 
Baekhyun goes about playing with his BALLS. Adding different concentrations of anything he can to
make sure it’s safe for human consumption. Make sure it’s safe for Chanyeol’s consumption. 
The final straw, it seems, is when Baekhyun looks over and both Minseok and Junmyeon are laid
over Chanyeol’s notepad, climaxing, as Chanyeol recoils back in dismay. 
“Hyung! They’ve done it again!” 
“Why did you fall for it, again? ” Baekhyun sighs and smiles softly. 
Chanyeol is pouting whilst Minseok and Junmyeon roll around laughing. 
“I’ll clean you up.” Baekhyun grabs a Petri dish and sterilises his hands. 
“What’s the point in collecting it? It’s contaminated now anyway,” Chanyeol grumbles. 
Baekhyun pays no mind, wiping off the little spurts of cum that cover Chanyeol’s face and lips.
Every time, every time Chanyeol falls for Minseok beckoning Chanyeol close, only to cum on his
face. 
“May as well still save it to prove we’ve done it. Or do you want to watch them again?” Baekhyun
smirks as he speaks, counting down the seconds until Chanyeol vehemently protests. 
“Nononono—”
“Thought so.” Baekhyun’s thumb runs across Chanyeol’s cheekbone, collecting the cum. For aliens
no bigger than Baekhyun’s hand, they produce a hell of a lot of cum. 
“Thanks,” Chanyeol whispers. His blush is visible to the entire room. 
“Look at you, Chanyeollie! All shy!” Minseok croons, running naked across the desk and diving at
Chanyeol. 
“Bit of warning when you do that next time, Minseok?” 
“That’s hyung to you!” 
And so, Baekhyun watches in fondness as the two aliens and Chanyeol bicker over who calls who
what and who’s teeny hands definitely shouldn’t be trying to undo Chanyeol’s zipper. 
 
After lunch, Baekhyun always stands with his lab coat pulled up around his waist to get some much
needed fresh air to his lower half. Usually, he’s alone. But for some reason, Chanyeol stayed in the
lab for his lunch today. 
“You can look, Park,” Baekhyun jokes. Chanyeol has been awkwardly averting his eyes from
anywhere but Baekhyun’s thick thighs. “After all, if we’re gonna do it then we need to get
comfortable with each other’s bodies.” 
“Yeah,” Chanyeol murmurs, still not looking at Baekhyun. 
“Wanna see them?” Baekhyun asks, pointing to his writhing boxer shorts. 
“Uh—uh, we need to check on the bots.”
Baekhyun watches Chanyeol in amusement as he waddles over to where the androids are kept. He
thinks it’s ingenious how they charge up but he finds joy in Chanyeol’s wince. 
K1MJ0NGD43 and 0HS3HUN charge with long, electrically charged dildo-like rods… shoved up
their asses. 
Chanyeol slides the lengths from the androids bodies and they awake, moaning. 
Instantly, the two sex-crazed bots hone in on Chanyeol’s groin, trying to take his trousers off. 
Baekhyun spends his afternoon laughing as Chanyeol tries to combat their advances. He has to
intervene, knowing that they do have to carry out a sexperiment with the bots that day. Letting them
mess with Chanyeol all day would be the best show ever, but it’s not what they’re at work to do. 
Now, K1MJ0NGD43 has electroplay added to his control panel of kinks. It’s something that
Baekhyun is very much interested in. Whether he is interested in seeing 0HS3HUN being on the
receiving end is another matter entirely. 
Both of the bots are naked, they’ve had a good wrestle to get themselves ramped up. 0HS3HUN
being the princess that he is rolled over and let K1MJ0NGD43 win. 
“Be careful,” Chanyeol warns, not that anything could really go wrong. Baekhyun loves how
Chanyeol treats everyone in his surroundings with the utmost care and respect. Even if they all are
trying to fuck him every chance they get. 
K1MJ0NGD43 just smirks, quirking his eyebrow, “I’d only hurt him if he asked for it.”
“Hurt me!” 0HS3HUN begs, instantly. 
The end of K1MJ0NGD43’s finger sparks as he presses it to 0HS3HUN’s dangling cock. They’ve
strapped 0HS3HUN up, tied him so that he can’t wriggle or writhe away, can only take it. 
The electricity crackles as it makes contact, shooting through the androids body. 0HS3HUN
screeches, eyebrows knitting together but not calling out his safeword. K1MJ0NGD43 chuckles,
evilly. They both have such vastly different personalities but they’re both as insatiably horny as each
other, so it works well that they will be sex-bot-partners for life.
Baekhyun watches on as Chanyeol takes his notes on his tablet. It’s hard not to notice the obvious
bulge in Chanyeol’s pants. With Chanyeol’s attention elsewhere, his blatant arousal has shone
through. 
Maybe Chanyeol really is up for being a part of Baekhyun’s sexperiment. Clearly he has the drive for
sexual encounters. 
***
Baekhyun doesn’t know what came over him when he asked Chanyeol out for dinner that evening.
They finished mixing their BALLS and can go ahead with their ASS, FUCCT and TIT as a combined
experiment. 
But that’s where he is now, out for dinner at a seafood restaurant. A romantic restaurant at that. 
Is he on a date with Park Chanyeol?
“Hyung, are you sure this is the best place for you to eat?” Chanyeol’s wide eyes are watching the
waiters bring out bowls of octopus to the other diners. 
Now that Baekhyun pays attention, he can feel his tentacles trying to turn in on themselves, quivering
with worry. He guesses he could have chosen a better restaurant to wine and dine Chanyeol in. 
“They’ll be alright, won’t you babies?” Before Baekhyun can stop himself, he rubs over his clothed
tentacles, petting them. 
Chanyeol’s face is a picture, looks as if he is almost drooling over Baekhyun touching himself so
publicly. 
Baekhyun didn’t think Chanyeol would look so different with his glasses off and his pink hair slicked
back, but god Baekhyun is so enraptured by his assistant right now. 
“Order whatever you want, Park. It’s on me, we’re celebrating.” 
“You know, hyung, you can call me Chanyeol?” Chanyeol shifts nervously, blushes pink. Then
composes himself again.
Baekhyun nods, slack jawed. There’s no denying that Baekhyun is finding himself getting caught up
in Chanyeol more and more as he watches Chanyeol order his meal, making fast friends with the
waiters. Baekhyun tries to shake the thought that they will be conducting a sexperiment together but
it just won’t leave his mind. 
“That’s the name I’ll be moaning.” Baekhyun plays it cool, he thinks. He moans Chanyeol’s name
and doesn’t miss how it makes Chanyeol smile brightly. 
“I like it when you say my name,” Chanyeol admits, earnestly. 
That does make Baekhyun falter. He likes saying Chanyeol’s name. Likes seeing Chanyeol every
day. Likes watching him bite on the lower left side of his lip whilst he types up his notes in that cute
damn font. 
Baekhyun realises that there’s a lot of things about Chanyeol that he does like. A lot of things that
Chanyeol has done that make Baekhyun’s days a lot happier. He had lit the Bunsen burners for
Baekhyun when he had a bright idea but had been hanging upside down so he couldn’t do it himself.
He’d purposely brought in more books so Baekhyun could titivate them until their spines had been
south facing. 
Really, Chanyeol has been an absolute asset to Baekhyun’s research without him even realising it
until that moment. 
And now, Chanyeol is going to go even further, going to help Baekhyun with his research in other
worlds of ways. 
“Shall we talk about it?” Chanyeol asks as if he knows what Baekhyun is thinking. They both know
what he means by it.
“You know how it’ll go right?” Baekhyun responds, “you’ll drink our BALLS, let it take effect on
your body. Then—then we will—we will—”
The waiter interrupts, bringing over their drinks and starters. 
“That was close, you almost told him we were about to do a TIT,” Chanyeol laughs, taking a sip of
his beer. 
Baekhyun joins in laughing, takes a sip of his beer too. He definitely can’t handle his alcohol so he’ll
only be having one, or he’ll probably drag Chanyeol home and fuck him inhibriated, that won’t make
for a very ethical experiment. 
“Will you,” Chanyeol pauses, takes another sip of his beer, “do you think you’ll, you know, enjoy
it?” 
Suddenly the air around them feels charged with sexual tension. Baekhyun stares into Chanyeol’s
wide eyes, imagines them rolling back in pleasure. 
“It will probably be the most pleasurable sexperiment I’ve ever done,” Baekhyun admits. He does
blush, when he adds, “Because it’s my first sexperiment with a human… my first with you.” 
It’s become so apparent to Baekhyun that he has more than a soft spot for Chanyeol. Now that he’s
let himself feel it, he knows it’s true. 
“I—I,” Chanyeol stammers, just as awkward as Baekhyun usually is. “I will like it too, hyung.” 
Baekhyun can feel himself getting fuzzy with butterflies, but he feels like it's the right moment to
pour out some feelings, “You know, Chanyeol-ah,” Baekhyun takes a breath, “I don’t think I’ve ever
really taken the time to praise you.”
Chanyeol’s staring back at Baekhyun all doe-eyed, mouth hanging open. He’s practically panting for
the praise like the best pup. 
“You really are one of a kind, do you know that?” Baekhyun doesn’t wait for an answer, “I don’t
think anyone would have been able to take me in their stride as well as you have.”
It looks like Chanyeol is about to interrupt, about to disagree with Baekhyun like the kind, sweet man
he is. But Baekhyun doesn’t let him, he knows he’s got some peculiar habits that have others
struggling to keep up. 
“You listen to my ramblings, you come up with names for things in a way that works for me, like
with TIT. You fix my hair for me when I’m feeling insecure and you know just what to say to help.
Chanyeol-ah, you are a fantastic assistant and you’ve done a lot for me in the time we’ve been
working together.” 
Chanyeol looks a little teary at that, as though he’s been waiting for this kind of acknowledgement
from Baekhyun. 
Baekhyun leans his hand over the table, grips Chanyeol’s long fingers with his own. He rubs over
Chanyeol’s pulse point and puts on his most devilishly flirty eyes, “You’re such a good boy,
Chanyeol.”
With that, their evening is filled with intricate discussions on what their sexperiment will entail,
easily falling into flirty talks and fleeting touches. The seafood is washed down nicely, much to
Baekhyun’s tentacles dismay. 
 
Again, Baekhyun finds himself in an accidental situation. This time, he can put it down to the one
and a half bottles of beer he drank. He really is a lightweight. It’s not like they even needed the
alcohol, more like they got carried in each other and let the night run away with them. 
“Come on, show me hyung.” Chanyeol is sitting on the closed lid of the toilet. They’re in the
restaurant’s bathroom, tightly squeezed into one of the cubicles.
They had both agreed that Chanyeol should at least see the tentacles before the sexperiment. 
It dawns on Baekhyun that he is very much about to flash himself to someone he has a crush on and
he doesn’t really know how to handle it. He bites on his lip, the lower left corner. 
“Don’t be shy, stick your leg out to the side, you’ll feel better then.” 
And Baekhyun realises he has butterflies in his stomach, all because Chanyeol knows him so well. 
Baekhyun lets his trousers drop to the floor, bends his leg out to the side. He does feel better now. 
The tentacles are going wild because Chanyeol is in front of them, is so close that they could touch
him. They definitely know that Chanyeol wants to see them because before Baekhyun can pull down
his boxer shorts, the smooth appendages have wriggled out of the sides and done it for him.
The only sound in the bathroom is Baekhyun’s underwear hitting the ground. He looks from his
naughty fucking tentacles to Chanyeol’s gawking face and back again. 
“Wow.” Chanyeol breaks the silence. Baekhyun watches Chanyeol’s throat contract rapidly, sees
Chanyeol gulping over seeing Baekhyun’s inhuman genitals for the first time. “Can I?” 
The alcohol must be giving them both a boost of confidence because Chanyeol’s hand raises, poised
to touch. 
Baekhyun can feel how the tentacles are raring to shoot for Chanyeol, but they don’t. They wait
patiently, well trained. 
With a quick nod from Baekhyun and a small, muttered “yes” Chanyeol moves in sync with one of
the tentacles. 
Chanyeol’s long fingers dance over the smooth tentacle, searching to know every inch of it.
“Beautiful.” 
Baekhyun blushes, arousal pooling in his stomach. They can’t do anything, not here, not in public. It
would hinder their experiment. 
“I didn't think you could get any prettier, hyung.” Chanyeol’s eyes are boring into Baekhyun’s
crotch, looking lust filled. 
Chanyeol goes as far as to lick his lips and Baekhyun wishes he could appease Chanyeol’s needy
mouth, push his tentacles in there so Chanyeol has something to suck on. 
The doors open, chatting men enter the bathroom and both Baekhyun and Chanyeol freeze. 
It doesn’t stop Chanyeol’s light touches, doesn’t stop the tentacles moving around in front of
Chanyeol, trying to entice him. 
The chattering continues as the men use the urinals. 
Baekhyun gasps. One of the suction cupped tentacles shoots forward, pushes Chanyeol back. It
makes Baekhyun think they’re going to do something naughty. 
Two tentacles wrap around Chanyeol’s wrists and hold his hands down, resting on his thighs.
Chanyeol’s eyes are wide with shock, but neither of them can say anything. 
They both pant as quietly as they can, sexual tension tangible in the air. Chanyeol’s hardness is
visible in his trousers and it makes Baekhyun’s mouth water and his tentacles drip.
One tentacle slithers up Chanyeol’s body. It rests over his lips, caressing them with little flicks of its
pointy end.
Finally, the men leave again. 
“I think,” Chanyeol speaks and Baekhyun panics, thinking the tentacle is going to shove into
Chanyeol’s open mouth. “I think they want you to kiss me.” 
It clicks in Baekhyun’s mind that the tentacles really do like Chanyeol. For what Baekhyun thought
was going to be a lewd, sex driven act, has actually turned out to be the tentacles being very, very
sweet. 
“Can I?” Baekhyun’s legs feel shaky but for some reason, he knows his cheeky little tentacles won’t
let him fall. 
“Y-yeah,” Chanyeol stammers, looking as nervous as Baekhyun feels. 
Baekhyun leans in, his tentacles are still pinning Chanyeol down so Chanyeol can only crane his
neck up to Baekhyun. 
Gently, Baekhyun presses his lips against Chanyeol’s. They softly move together, Baekhyun taking
Chanyeol’s lower lip into his mouth and sucking, Chanyeol licking over Baekhyun’s lips shyly
asking for entrance.
Baekhyun lets Chanyeol’s tongue invade his mouth for a few moments before he pushes his own
against Chanyeol’s, fighting for dominance. 
“Mmm,” Chanyeol moans around his tongue. Baekhyun gave it one harsh suck before he fully
pushed into Chanyeol’s mouth and is now mapping out inside of Chanyeol, exploring the hot
wetness. 
They kiss for a long time, people entering and exiting the bathroom as they show little care for the
slickness of their mouths or the moans they’re both letting out. 
It’s romantic, heady. Baekhyun hasn’t kissed a real person in a long time, didn’t expect to be doing it
tonight, with Chanyeol. 
He can’t believe that he never thought of doing this with Chanyeol, never thought of letting himself
get intimate with Chanyeol even if it was only for a sexperiment.
The romance is foiled when a tentacle wriggles up and tries to push into Chanyeol’s mouth alongside
Baekhyun’s tongue.
They laugh against each other’s mouths when Baekhyun swats the tentacle away.
When Baekhyun pulls back they’re both panting, chests heaving with exertion. 
“I guess we needed to break the kissing barrier before we do it,” Baekhyun jokes between heavy
breaths. 
“Can we,” Chanyeol stops himself, shakes his head, “no, we should wait, shouldn’t we?” 
Baekhyun feels it too, feels the way he wants Chanyeol right now. Waiting will make it better, will
build the tension between them so they can have mind blowing sex.
“We should head home, Park—I mean Chanyeol—we’ve got work tomorrow.” 
 
They parted with a kiss and now Baekhyun’s at home, frantically fucking himself with his tentacles.
He can’t wait to fuck Chanyeol, too. 
***
Chanyeol enters the lab a little late, looking done up and without his glasses. He looks good enough
to eat. 
“You know, Chanyeol-ah,” Baekhyun muses as he hangs upside down for some thinking time, “I
could make the solution into a lollipop. What do you reckon, would you like to suck on my
BALLS?” 
Chanyeol bounds over to Baekhyun and drops to the floor, making it so their faces are level. 
Baekhyun can feel Chanyeol’s breath ghosting his face. They haven’t kissed since that night a few
days ago and Baekhyun wishes he was in a position to kiss Chanyeol forcefully, not hanging like a
bat. 
“I’d suck on your BALLS anytime, hyung. But I want to do the experiment today, I can’t wait for it
to freeze, we can make lollipops another time.” 
And it’s Chanyeol who bridges the gap between them, kisses Baekhyun’s lips softly, full on Spider-
Man-style. 
“Did you ask them?” Chanyeol breathes against Baekhyun’s lips. 
Baekhyun can’t talk right now, fire is coursing through his veins and his mind won’t light up for a
few seconds. 
“Uh—can you help me down? I feel lightheaded,” he responds some moments later, not meaning to
ignore Chanyeol’s question but when his mind is his own again he will know what Chanyeol is
talking about. 
It’s a mess of tangled arms and legs, Chanyeol trying to turn Baekhyun around in his hold so that
Baekhyun doesn’t hit the floor head first. Chanyeol’s big hands are everywhere, gripping Baekhyun’s
thick thighs. 
They are both in fits of laughter by the time Chanyeol is cradling Baekhyun to his chest. They both
bite the left side of their lower lip. 
“You can’t kiss me like that and then ask me a question afterwards,” Baekhyun admits, feeling more
secure when his feet meet the floor gently. 
“You looked cute,” Chanyeol is still biting the lower left side of his cute little lips. 
Baekhyun can’t help himself. He tangles his hands in Chanyeol’s fluffy jumper and pulls Chanyeol
down into another chaste kiss.
“So, tell me then, did you ask them?” 
Baekhyun clocks on to what Chanyeol means, “Yeah, they said they’d be happy to watch, happy to
take our notes for us. I also told PUSSI that we would be sexperimenting together and they were very
supportive of the idea. We shouldn’t get disturbed.” 
“That’s great.” Chanyeol smiles his cheesy, adorable grin and Baekhyun knows it’s time to start. 
Around the room, Bunsen burners are alight, set to a low flame for ambiance. 
Baekhyun’s tentacles have been wriggling double time, like they know they’re going to be having
Park Chanyeol at their mercy very soon. 
“You go get the bots, I’ll get out little guys,” Baekhyun muses, already heading over to get Minseok
and Junmyeon.
Chanyeol groans, but heads to get K1MJ0NGD43 and 0HS3HUN anyway. 
It was Chanyeol’s bright idea, one of those ideas where he had fire in his eyes, determination coated
on his face. He had asked Baekhyun if the androids and their little guys could watch them, be the
ones to write their notes whilst they are in the throes of pleasure. Baekhyun loved the idea, is always
up for being watched. 
Minseok and Junmyeon prance proudly over the computer desk to Chanyeol’s computer. Baekhyun
doesn’t miss both aliens rubbing their bare cocks on Chanyeol’s ‘O’ key before settling down on the
space bar. 
“Wake up guys,” Chanyeol whispers as he pulls the rods out of the androids assholes. Baekhyun
can’t help but smile softly, Chanyeol is always so gentle with them. 
Both bots ping their eyes open and in seconds they are trying to undo Chanyeol’s trousers.
“Hey! He’s mine,” Baekhyun feigns annoyance. 
That has them backing away from Chanyeol and he mouths his thanks to Baekhyun. Chanyeol briefs
their little foursome again on what they need to write and how important it is that their notes are
comprehensive. This is a research project, after all. 
At the end of Chanyeol’s talk, Baekhyun adds, “And I won’t accept any work that isn’t done in
Chanyeol’s Airyeol font, that is the standardised font now for all work coming out of this lab.”
Chanyeol visibly preens. They share a warm look over the room at each other. The tension is
thickening in the air, both of them knowing it’s coming so close to them fucking. 
“Gimme your BALLS,” Chanyeol says with conviction, breaking their enamoured staring. 
“Oh I bet he will,” Minseok squeaks from his perch on the space bar. 
Baekhyun grabs the conical flask with a shaky hand. He’s nervous, not only is this one of his most
important ASS’s ever, he also wants to make sure Chanyeol has a good time. 
Chanyeol grabs the flask and drinks the BALLS in one big gulp. God, Chanyeol can take a lot of
liquid, really fast. Baekhyun thinks that will serve Chanyeol well when all of Baekhyun’s tentacles
are cumming all over him.
“How long will it take to get into my system?” 
That is something Baekhyun doesn’t actually know, something they will have to find out as they go
along with this FUCCT TIT. 
“I think the best thing we could do is some,” Baekhyun pauses, feeling shy for the first time in a
sexperiment, “foreplay? Get you going a little? It might make it work quicker?” 
Chanyeol nods sheepishly and tugs on his sweater paws. The dusting of pink over Chanyeol’s cheeks
matches his pink hair, matches the pink oversized jumper he has on. 
Baekhyun walks over to the lab table they’re going to utilise for this sexperiment. Without a word,
Baekhyun swipes his north-facing folded trousers off the surface, pushing them to the floor. He does
the same with the south-facing books. It’s in an effort to look hot, having seen it on plenty of films
when people are about to fuck. 
“That was so hot,” Chanyeol gawks. 
It makes Baekhyun smirk, feeling like he’s accomplished what he set out to do. “I got some cushions
for you to lay on, the metal surface will be cold on your body and not very comfortable.”
Baekhyun sets up their sex station and claps, they’re ready. 
“How are you feeling?” Baekhyun asks, curious and concerned. Using real subjects on new
medicinal potions can be dangerous. 
“Horny,” Chanyeol levels. His fingers go to undo the buttons of his trousers. 
Baekhyun just watches, enraptured at the expanse of long legs that come into view as Chanyeol kicks
his trousers away. Chanyeol’s legs are gorgeous and Baekhyun wants them wrapped around his neck,
wants to work his tongue into Chanyeol and make love to him. 
“We’re going for some foreplay soon, aren’t we?” Chanyeol asks, worrying the left side of his
bottom lip in his teeth. 
It snaps Baekhyun from his trance, too busy imagining what he could do with Chanyeol’s legs. “Yes.
Yeah, yeah we are,” Baekhyun stammers. “Take off all your clothes and lay on your back on the
cushions for me, please.”
Chanyeol follows Baekhyun’s instructions perfectly. Baekhyun still stands there like a deer caught in
headlights seeing Chanyeol naked for the first time. There’s no denying that Chanyeol is blessed in
the pants area in a completely different way to Baekhyun and his FUCCT genitals. Chanyeol’s cock
hangs heavy and thick between his strong thighs. He has abs for days that lead up to his toned tits. 
Watching Chanyeol climb onto the table is heavenly, his muscles ripple deliciously, that big cock
swings enough to have Baekhyun drooling. 
Baekhyun runs a hand through his white hair and heads over to stand beside Chanyeol’s head. When
he’s by Chanyeol, he leans down and kisses him softly. “What do you want to do?”
Chanyeol looks from Baekhyun and then to his own naked body, “Well it would be nice for you to
have more than just your thighs out, hyung.” 
“Your wish is my command, Yeollie.” The pet name slips out before Baekhyun can stop it, but the
smile that plasters over Chanyeol’s face makes Baekhyun feel like it’s okay. 
Baekhyun pulls his shirt over his head. The tentacles have his boxer shorts down within a second so
that they can be free to roam Chanyeol’s body. Which they do. 
The tentacles only tickle over Chanyeol’s skin, avoiding private areas until they are told they are
allowed to touch.
Chanyeol licks his lips, “I’ve been dying to suck on them since I saw them in the bathroom. I’d have
done it there, sucked you off in a public toilet if it meant I could taste them.”
Groans fall from Baekhyun’s lips at Chanyeol’s dirty talk. He never expected Chanyeol to find his
feet this easily, after being shy about sex for so long. This was going to be such a different
experience, with another human instead of an android. 
“Climb on.” Chanyeol taps his chest, “straddle me and fuck my face.”
“Ooooh,” K1MJ0NGD43 croons from his seat at the computer, “why don’t you ever talk to me like
that Chanyeol-ah?”
Baekhyun and Chanyeol ignore him, focus on what they are doing. Baekhyun places one of his bare
thighs at the side of Chanyeol, appreciates Chanyeol’s big hands supporting his hips as he swings the
other leg over Chanyeol to straddle him. 
Instantly, the purple tentacles all gather in front of Chanyeol’s face, like they know what is about to
happen. Chanyeol is looking up at Baekhyun through his lashes, eyes full of lust. The BALLS must
be taking effect, surely Chanyeol isn’t this confident when fucking someone for the first time?
Hands grip at Baekhyun’s thighs and pull him forward. “Gimme,” Chanyeol mutters. 
Baekhyun falls forward, hands landing above Chanyeol’s head, it’s like he’s caging Chanyeol in. The
tentacles take Chanyeol’s words as consent and Baekhyun watches as two of the smooth appendages
dexterously sliver their way past Chanyeol’s lips.
It’s impossible to hold back the moan that Baekhyun lets out. Chanyeol’s taken to sucking on both of
the tentacles like he was born to do it. The tight wetness of someone else’s mouth feels incredible,
better than when Baekhyun sucks on them himself. 
Quickly, Baekhyun scrambles to push himself up. This is a show he absolutely wants to watch. 
Chanyeol’s mouth is stuffed full, he’s sucking fervently but Baekhyun can see it’s futile. The
tentacles do as they please, fucking in and out of Chanyeol’s wet mouth, making him moan and gag. 
“Fuck, Yeollie, god! It feels so good,” Baekhyun groans loudly. He thanks his lucky stars that no
PUSSI staff should bother them because if they do, they’re going to see filthy, filthy things. 
Through Baekhyun’s ringing ears, he can hear the tap, tap, tap of keys, knows his trusty bots and
little guys are noting all of this down. It’ll be like written porn that Baekhyun will use to get off to
time and time again. 
Chanyeol gags again, looking up at Baekhyun through tear filled eyes. 
Reluctantly, Baekhyun taps the tentacles, a silent message for them to pull all the way out of
Chanyeol’s contracting, tight throat and give him a moment to breathe. 
“I’m getting wet, hyung,” Chanyeol’s raspy voice says, “I can feel it, my hole’s getting wet.” 
Baekhyun stills, looking down at Chanyeol’s gorgeous face and taking in his words. Wet, wet … he
realises his BALLS must be taking effect on Chanyeol’s body. 
“Can I—can I look?” Baekhyun asks. 
There’s whooping and hollering from their four voyeurs and Baekhyun tries to ignore them, doesn’t
want them to ruin the moment.
Chanyeol nods, “Sure, why don’t we sixty-nine?” 
It’s so hot how forward and relaxed Chanyeol is, Baekhyun’s going to have to do some more
sexperiments with him after this to find out whether it’s the BALLS or if Chanyeol really is this
confident. 
After some manoeuvring, Baekhyun is laid over Chanyeol’s body, arms wrapped around Chanyeol’s
open thighs. His tentacles have elongated to close the distance between them and three are fucking
alternately in and out of Chanyeol’s mouth. 
Two tentacles have wrapped around Chanyeol’s wrists, holding them down. The final three are with
Baekhyun, exploring the expanse of Chanyeol’s thighs and asscheeks. 
“You’re so hot Chanyeol,” Baekhyun admits absentmindedly. He uses his fingers to pull Chanyeol’s
little cheeks apart and reveals Chanyeol’s hole to the room.
True to Chanyeol’s word, his entrance is glistening under the luminescent lab lights. It looks
delicious, how the slick is slowly dribbling out of Chanyeol’s rim. 
“T-tell me how it feels, Yeol,” Baekhyun whispers, hopes Chanyeol can hear him over his sucking.
The tentacles retract instantly, they’re so good.
Chanyeol sucks all of his saliva back into his mouth, wet sounds reverberating through the room as
he does. “So wet, so desperate. It’s like I need to be filled now or I’m gonna implode.”
Baekhyun screws his eyes shut, Chanyeol’s filthy words have him spiralling so deeply into arousal
he feels like he could go over the edge at any given second.
Untangling his arm from around one of Chanyeol’s thin thighs, Baekhyun uses his index finger to
stroke down Chanyeol’s hard cock, past his balls and edges closer towards Chanyeol’s furled hole.
Chanyeol keens, whines around three of Baekhyun’s tentacles in his throat. 
When Baekhyun’s finger makes contact with Chanyeol’s wetness, Baekhyun moans loudly. It feels
so heady and lewd, Baekhyun can’t help but push into Chanyeol’s tight hole with the tip of his
finger. 
“Just wanna play with you for a little bit, Yeollie.”
Chanyeol nods around Baekhyun’s sensitive genitals, so Baekhyun goes for it.
Baekhyun can see everything in this position, can see his long finger disappearing into Chanyeol, see
how the wet slick gushes out slightly and froths around his finger. 
With Chanyeol’s tight walls sucking his finger in, Baekhyun adds another, stretching Chanyeol out
further. He can’t believe Chanyeol has gotten this wet over sucking his tentacles. 
Chanyeol gasps as the tentacles vacate his mouth again. “Taste me, hyung. Eat me out.”
The heady words have Baekhyun’s tentacles precumming, leaking out their coloured fluids
profusely. 
“Fuck, Yeollie. I need to keep your mouth stuffed or your words are gonna have me cumming early,”
Baekhyun counteracts, hoping to ramp Chanyeol up further. He’s thankful when the tentacles occupy
Chanyeol’s throat again. 
He pulls his fingers all the way out with a slick pop. Chanyeol’s rim winks at Baekhyun, fluttering
around nothing. 
With the help of his tentacles, Baekhyun has Chanyeol’s thighs pulled up, bending him almost in half
in no time.
It gives Baekhyun easy access to lick Chanyeol out, to taste what flavour slick his BALLS have
blessed Chanyeol with. 
Baekhyun wastes no time. He leans down, tongue out and drooling. 
The shimmering slick is so enticing it has Baekhyun whimpering as his tongue makes contact,
pressing hard into Chanyeol’s ring of muscles so he can fuck it inside and get a good taste. 
Slurping and sucking at Chanyeol’s hole sends Baekhyun into a frenzy. He can’t get enough of
Chanyeol’s taste. 
Strawberry.
Chanyeol’s slick is strawberry flavoured and Baekhyun thinks he’s in love with it. It’s like velvet
inside Chanyeol, Baekhyun tongue fucks him with fervour, feeling Chanyeol’s walls pulsating wildly
around his tongue. 
“You taste fucking incredible, like the freshest strawberries ever,” Baekhyun compliments with a
groan. He licks his lips to chase the taste, groaning at how the bottom half of his face is almost
drenched.
After a few more fucks of his tentacles into Chanyeol’s throat and his tongue into Chanyeol’s ass,
Baekhyun asks, “Will you ride me?”
Under him, Chanyeol moans and nods.
They manoeuvre themselves around each other with so much ease, getting up and sharing a
passionate kiss. Mouths filthily moving together because they’re both so turned on, both so desperate
for each other. Chanyeol is chasing his own taste, licking into Baekhyun’s mouth and sucking up all
the strawberry slick. 
“We haven’t got all day,” Minseok calls from the keyboard. Baekhyun wants to flick that little alien
into next week.
Baekhyun arranges himself on the cushions. His tentacles instantly writhe, searching for Chanyeol.
Two of them dart out and wrap around Chanyeol’s wrists, tugging him forward. He chuckles and
easily climbs on, long legs doing all the work. 
Being as sweet as they are, they place Chanyeol’s hands onto Baekhyun’s chest so he can brace
himself better. Then, the tentacles retreat back, going to ghost over Chanyeol and Baekhyun’s
frames, tickling their skin. 
Chanyeol looks fucked out already, hair messed up and body covered in splatters of colourful
precum.
“Why have we never done this before?” Baekhyun asks incredulously. It really is a mystery to him.
Not only will this be the best sexperiment he’s ever conducted, it’s rapidly becoming the best sex of
his life. 
Chanyeol lowers himself over Baekhyun’s groin, he chuckles, “I have wanted you to use me for so
long, been here ready and waiting to be the only test subject you want to fuck.” 
Baekhyun can’t respond quick enough, “You’ll always be more than a test subject to me.” 
That has Chanyeol smiling down at Baekhyun all toothy and happy. Baekhyun’s too enraptured in
watching one shy tentacle wriggle up to Chanyeol’s wet hole and tickle over his tongue-fucked
entrance. 
“They really like you,” Baekhyun whispers. 
The moment is ruined by 0HS3HUN shouting, “Fuck him already!”
Both Baekhyun and Chanyeol chuckle. Baekhyun takes hold of Chanyeol’s waist and helps him stay
steady as the tentacle pushes further into Chanyeol’s hole.
“ Oh,” Chanyeol moans. Baekhyun mirrors it, feeling Chanyeol’s tight walls clench around his
tentacle. “It’s so big hyung.”
“I—I can’t control them, Yeol. You’ll have to tell me if they’re hurting you.”
“More!” Chanyeol wails, canting his hips back and forth. He looks so close to the edge already, abs
tensing rapidly as he pants.
The tentacle thickens itself out, Baekhyun watches Chanyeol’s rim flutter. It’s so warm and wet
inside Chanyeol. The rest of the tentacles are getting restless.
Two tentacles suction cup their way up to Chanyeol’s nipples, latching onto his tits and pulling on
Chanyeol’s sensitive nubs. 
“Oh my god,” Chanyeol moans, eyes rolling back. His tongue lolls out when another smooth
tentacle slithers inside of him. 
“You like it, baby?” The pet name slips out before Baekhyun’s pleasured mind catches up. 
Chanyeol clenches down, falling forward onto his knees and caging Baekhyun’s body underneath
him, he cries out a heady, “Yes!” He pants into Baekhyun’s neck, drool smearing over Baekhyun’s
skin.
“Did you just cum dry?” Baekhyun asks in amazement. He feels very much in control, thrusting his
hips up into Chanyeol so the tentacles push in and out deeper, deeper. 
Ever since Baekhyun tasted Chanyeol’s slick, he’s felt more turned on, more ready to fuck Chanyeol
senseless. His mind has one aim and that is ruining Chanyeol, making sure he has Chanyeol dripping
for days. 
“I did,” Chanyeol sobs, body shuddering above Baekhyun’s. 
It’s then that the tentacles decide to take complete control, clearly not happy with Baekhyun’s calmer
demeanour. 
A smooth tentacle squirts slick around Baekhyun’s hole and pushes in harshly. He wails, gripping
onto Chanyeol’s waist. “Fuck!”
One of the suction tentacles detaches from Chanyeol’s tits and goes to Baekhyun’s. They both
elongate to spread over Baekhyun and Chanyeol’s nipples. 
Chanyeol makes urgent, needy sounds as his cock grinds into Baekhyun’s stomach, trying to writhe
on the tentacles but unable to with the force of their pin. Baekhyun loves seeing Chanyeol like this,
desperate and lost in pleasure. 
Chanyeol’s hole is sloppy and loose, the two tentacles fattening up to stuff him full more. That mixed
with the pleasure of the one fucking Baekhyun with fervour has Baekhyun almost falling over the
edge. 
“Does it feel good, baby?” Baekhyun‘s voice is breathy, fucked out. He runs his hand through
Chanyeol’s sweaty pink locks affectionately. 
“So good, hyung, feels so good,” Chanyeol whines. “Wanna squirt, make me squirt.”
Baekhyun’s about to moan at Chanyeol’s words, but someone else does. They both look to the side
and see the androids have given up on typing, have started fucking each other instead. Junmyeon and
Minseok are jumping from key to key frantically trying to keep up with writing the notes. 
They’re brought back into the heady moment when the suction cups leave Baekhyun’s nipples and
move down to Chanyeol’s cockhead sucking on it forcefully. 
Chanyeol clenches down, squeezing on Baekhyun’s lengths inside of him. “Hyung!”
Still at Baekhyun’s neck, Chanyeol sobs, chanting for his hyung as he’s fucked hard and fast, takes
everything that Baekhyun has to give. Baekhyun peppers Chanyeol’s face with kisses the best he can,
trying to soothe him.
Baekhyun’s prostate is being hammered, the tip of the tentacle punching into it with force, with
practiced precision. 
It’s then that the idle three tentacles perk up, all three of them pressing against Baekhyun’s hole and
pushing inside with a desperate pressure. 
The four on Chanyeol’s body are spread pretty evenly, overstimulating him but not cruelly. Whereas
for Baekhyun, they’re being devils, four of them focussing on stretching his hole beyond belief. 
“I can feel it,” Chanyeol sobs into the crook of Baekhyun’s neck, “I’m so close—I’m gonna squirt.” 
Baekhyun manages to get a hold of Chanyeol’s face, turns Chanyeol’s head so he can look into his
eyes. “Squirt for me, baby.” 
Chanyeol’s body tightens in Baekhyun’s hold, convulsing harshly as his hole spasms uncontrollably
around Baekhyun’s tentacles. He cries out for his hyung. 
Baekhyun hears and feels the surge of wetness that squirts from Chanyeol’s body, covering
Baekhyun in his strawberry slick. 
Seeing Chanyeol cum so hard, his face contorting in pleasure and his eyes roll into the back of his
head sends Baekhyun over the edge too. 
Baekhyun’s tentacles all cum at once in a blinding orgasm that hits him like a freight train. The
coloured cum sprays everywhere, coating their bodies and their insides in the headiest rainbow. They
will both be stained for days.
Under the suction of the tentacle, Baekhyun feels Chanyeol’s cock kick, spurting out his own release
to add to the mixture of fluids. 
The tentacles don’t stop. 
They never do, not until they’re told.
Both Chanyeol and Baekhyun sob into each other’s mouths as they’re sent into waves and waves of
overstimulation. All too happy to both ride it together. 
***
Baekhyun got his human cock back, luckily. 
That doesn’t mean that Baekhyun and Chanyeol haven’t spent the following months after their first
sexperiment carrying out many, many more. 
It’s easier to carry out their sexperiments, now that they both live together, taking on even more of
each other’s quirks. They both still bite the lower left side of their lip, but now it’s absolutely to
entice the other to kiss them. 
Chanyeol’s trousers always end up on a north-facing surface, too. 
PUSSI approves the ASS, calling it a successful TIT and mass produced FUCCT-BALLS for public
sales. 
0HS3HUN, K1MJ0NGD43, Junmyeon and Minseok have all retracted their efforts to fuck Chanyeol,
all knowing that he is absolutley off limits to anyone other than Baekhyun. 
That’s because they have fallen in love. All in the name of science, of course.  
When they arrive at the lab in the morning, Chanyeol lights the Bunsen burner, having had a bright
idea for the project he will work on to help achieve his ‘professor’ status, just like Baekhyun. 
“You know, baby,” Baekhyun muses, hanging upside down, “I think trying to work out how to get
the tentacles to impregnate one of us is probably the most ingenious idea you’ve had yet.” 
Again, it’s all in the name of science that one of them will get pregnant with the other’s children. It’s
absolutely all for their sexperiments. Only a tiny bit of it being because they’re head over heels in
love with each other. 
Chanyeol grins, coming to sit in front of Baekhyun to kiss him all spider-man style again. “That and
my Airyeol font.”
The end