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The document summarizes and analyzes the contract terms from the Fifty Shades of Grey novel. It critiques various sections of the contract for using redundant, vague, or inappropriate legal language. It also points out inconsistencies in how terms are defined throughout the contract.

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*This isn’t an April Fools’ prank!*I had been vaguely aware of the “Fifty Shades” trilogy, described in this Maureen Dowd column as “bondage-themed romanticas that have evoked hysteria, whipping up a frenzy with the housewives of Long Island and rippling out from there.” They feature a dashing mogul, Christian Grey, and the object of his stern
affections, the winsome Anastasia Steele. (The names alone scream “Crushingly banal!”)Even though I apparently live in the epicenter of this phenomenon, I had been prepared to ignore it. After all, I’m hardly in the target demographic. But I saw in Dowd’s column that the first volume, “Fifty Shades of Grey,” contains a contract, so of course in the
name of art I had to check it out.Five minutes later and $9.99 poorer, there before me on my Kindle was the contract in question, in chapter 11. If I could be bothered to read the book itself, I might end up with a more rounded view of the Mr. Grey. But based on the ponderous and mealy-mouthed prose of his contract, he’s no hunka hunka burning
S&M love.
Ms. Steele might be at risk of falling asleep before the first thwack of a riding crop, or whatever.Grey is a telecommunications mogul, and he has evidently absorbed the semi-literate contract verbiage regurgitated by his high-priced lawyers. Let’s consider just a few of the contract’s failings:Section 3 says “The Dominant and the Submissive agree and
acknowledge.” Hmm—two categories of contract language, neither of them appropriate. And what do they agree and acknowledge? That “all that occurs under the terms of this contract will be consensual.” That’s language of policy, suggesting that all acts will automatically be consensual. I don’t think so.Section 3 also says that “all that occurs under
the terms of the contract … will be subject to the agreed limits and safety procedures set out in this contract.” Redundant!According to section 4, “The Dominant and the Submissive each warrant that they suffer from no … illnesses.” Great—there’s nothing like inappropriate sales-contract jargon to dampen ardor. It goes on, “… including but not
limited to HIV, herpes, and hepatitis.” Grey really is a fan of the knee-jerk traditional usages.Section 4 also addresses what happens “If during the Term (as defined below) or any extended term of this contract either party should be diagnosed with” specified illnesses. The term references are redundant. And the “should” is archaic.Section 5 says
“Adherence to the above warranties, agreements, and undertakings … are fundamental to this contract. Any breach shall render it void with immediate effect and each party agrees to be fully responsible to the other for the consequence of any breach.” I’m not familiar with the notion of “fundamental provisions,” except perhaps for purposes of
severability provisions. And I’m not sure that in this context rendering a provision void on breach serves any purpose. And the parties agree to be fully (rhetorical emphasis!) responsible for breach? Is that somehow different to what applies elsewhere in the contract?Section 7 says that Grey “shall take responsibility for the well-being and proper
training, guidance, and discipline of the Submissive.” It was inevitable that Grey would overuse “shall,” here and elsewhere. Section 7 also says that Grey “shall decide the nature of such training,” but presumably this should be language of discretion, not obligation.Section 9 uses “is to” to convey an obligation of the Submissive. How many different
usages does Gray need to use to convey obligations?Section 10 refers to “expiry” of the Term. Hmm, an English usage. The first book is ostensibly set in the U.S., but perhaps Grey spent some of his formative years in an English boarding school, regularly administering “six of the best” with enthusiasm.Section 15.3 says that “The Dominant shall
provide the Submissive with all necessary training and guidance in how to properly serve the Dominant.” Hey, wasn’t that covered in section 7, as noted above?Section 15.10 says “The Dominant shall not loan his Submissive to another Dominant.” Abuse of defined terms! Steele is defined as “the Submissive,” so there can be no other “Submissive.”
Similarly, Grey is defined as “the Dominant,” so there can be no other “Dominant.”Appendix 1 says that Steele has to keep herself “shaved and/or waxed at all times.” Does she really want to be both waxed and shaved at any given time? Sounds painful.Enough! I can’t take any more. If I were Ms. Steele, I would clap Mr. Grey in irons and vigorously
administer to him, for his contract-drafting sins, a taste of his own medicine. Get Form 01.
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readers of this blog! In light of the interest that the Fifty Shades of Grey motion picture premiere has generated, I thought it appropriate to reach for the book and search it for some law-related material. Given the nature of the book, I shall refrain from citing fragments that might include sexually explicit content. I shall, however, post and translate
phrases that could offer us some insight into the phrasing of a contract in the English language. Enjoy!!! :D to REFRAIN FROM – powstrzymać się od (to stop yourself from, to forgo) to CITE – powoływać się na, przytaczać (to speak or write words taken from a particular writer or written work) SEXUALLY EXPLICIT CONTENT – materiały o treści
erotycznej (pornography) the PHRASING of – (s)formułowanie (expressing something with a particular choice of words) CONTRACT Made this day_________ of 2011 (“The Commencement Date”) BETWEEN MR. CHRISTIAN GREY of 301 Escala, Seattle, WA 98889 (“The Dominant”) MISS ANASTASIA STEELE of 1114 SW Green Street, Apartment 7,
Haven Heights, Vancouver, WA 98888 (“The Submissive”) CONTRACT MADE THIS DAY – umowa zawarta MR. CHRISTIAN GREY OF – Pan Christian Grey zamieszkały (residing) (“THE DOMINANT”) – zwany dalej Dominatorem (later referred to as) THE PARTIES AGREE AS FOLLOWS 1 The following are the terms of a binding contract between the
Dominant and the Submissive. FUNDAMENTAL TERMS 2 The fundamental purpose of this contract is to allow the Submissive to explore her sensuality and her limits safely, with due respect and regard for her needs, her limits and her wellbeing. 3 The Dominant and the Submissive agree and acknowledge that all that occurs under the terms of this
contract will be consensual, confidential, and subject to the agreed limits and safety procedures set out in this contract. Additional limits and safety procedures may be agreed in writing. THE PARTIES AGREE AS FOLLOWS – strony postanawiają, co następuje (the parties have agreed on the following) A BINDING CONTRACT – wiążąca umowa (a
contract which cannot be legally avoided or stopped) CONSENSUAL – dobrowolny, za obopólną zgodą (unforced) CONFIDENTIAL – poufny (not to be discussed with other people) SUBJECT TO THE AGREED LIMITS – z zastrzeżeniem/ zgodnie z uzgodnionych/uzgodnionymi granicami SET OUT IN THIS CONTRACT – określonych w niniejszej umowie
(specified in this contract) 4 The Dominant and the Submissive each warrant that they suffer from no sexual, serious, infectious or life-threatening illnesses including but not limited to HIV, Herpes and Hepatitis. If during the Term (as defined below) or any extended term of this contract either party should be diagnosed with or become aware of any
such illness he or she undertakes to inform the other immediately and in any event prior to any form of physical contact between the parties. TO WARRANT – oświadczać (to state) INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO – między innymi (such as) THE TERM – okres obowiązywania umowy (the duration of the contract) ANY EXTENDED TERM OF THIS
CONTRACT – w okresie obowiązywania umowy, który został przedłużony (during the prolonged term of the contract) IN ANY EVENT – w każdej sytuacji/ w każdym przypadku (always) PRIOR TO – zanim dojdzie do (before) 5 Adherence to the above warranties, agreements and undertakings (and any additional limits and safety procedures agreed
under clause 3 above) are fundamental to this contract. Any breach shall render it void with immediate effect and each party agrees to be fully responsible to the other for the consequence of any breach. 6 Everything in this contract must be read and interpreted in the light of the fundamental purpose and the fundamental terms set out in clauses 2-5
above. ADHERENCE TO – przestrzeganie (following, abiding by, doing as the contract says) WARRANTY – oświadczenie an assurance, promise, or guaranty by one party that a particular statement of fact is true and may be relied upon by the other party) UNDERTAKING – zobowiązanie (a formal promise) UNDER CLAUSE 3 ABOVE – zgodnie z
klauzulą nr 3 niniejszej umowy (according to clause 3) ANY BREACH SHALL RENDER IT VOID – każde naruszenie niniejszej umowy prowadzi do jej unieważnienia (if any rule is broken, the contract loses its effect) WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT – ze skutkiem natychmiastowym (with no delay, straightaway) ROLES 7 The Dominant shall take
responsibility for the wellbeing and the proper training, guidance, and discipline of the Submissive. He shall decide the nature of such training, guidance, and discipline and the time and place of its administration, subject to the agreed terms, limitations and safety procedures set out in this contract or agreed additionally under clause 3 above. 8 If at
any time the Dominant should fail to keep to the agreed terms, limitations and safety procedures set out in this contract or agreed additionally under clause 3 above the Submissive is entitled to terminate this contract forthwith and to leave the service of the Dominant without notice. 9 Subject to that proviso and to clauses 2-5 above the Submissive is
to serve and obey the Dominant in all things. Subject to the agreed terms, limitations and safety procedures set out in this contract or agreed additionally under clause 3 above she shall without query or hesitation offer the Dominant such pleasure as he may require and she shall accept without query or hesitation his training, guidance and discipline
in whatever form it may take. ENTITLED TO TERMINATE THE CONTRACT FORTHWITH – przysługuje jej prawo do natychmiastowego rozwiązania niniejszej umowy (can get out of this contract straightaway) WITHOUT NOTICE – bez uprzedniego powiadomienia (without having to inform someone in advance) AS HE MAY REQUIRE – zgodnie z jego
potrzebami (according to what he needs) COMMENCEMENT AND TERM 10 The Dominant and Submissive enter into this contract on The Commencement Date fully aware of its nature and undertake to abide by its conditions without exception. 11 This contract shall be effective for a period of three Calendar Months from The Commencement Date
(“The Term”). On the expiry of The Term the parties shall discuss whether this contract and the arrangements they have made under this contract are satisfactory and whether the needs of each party have been met. Either party may propose the extension of this contract subject to adjustments to its terms, or to the arrangements they have made
under it. In the absence of agreement to such extension this contract shall terminate and both parties shall be free to resume their lives separately. COMMENCEMENT AND TERM – początek i okres obowiązywania umowy (the beginning and duration of the contract) TO ABIDE BY THE CONDITIONS – podporządkować się warunkom (to follow the
rules) THE EXPIRY OF THE TERM – termin wygaśnięcia umowy (coming to an end) IN THE ABSENCE OF – w przypadku braku (if there is no) AGREEMENT TO SUCH EXTENSION – zgoda na przedłużenie okresu obowiązywania umowy (saying yes to making the contract last longer) THIS CONTRACT SHALL TERMINATE – niniejsza umowa zostanie
rozwiązana (this contract will lose its effect) [...] CONCLUSION 21 We the undersigned have read and understood fully the provisions of this contract. We freely accept the terms of this contract and have acknowledged this by our signatures below ________________________ The Dominant: Christian Grey Date ________________________ The Submissive:
Anastasia Steele Date WE THE UNDERSIGNED – Podpisani poniżej (those who signed the document below) PROVISIONS OF THIS CONTRACT – postanowienia niniejszej umowy (terms of the contract) HAVE ACKNOWLEDGED THIS BY OUR SIGNATURES BELOW – co potwierdzamy własnoręcznymi podpisami (confirm that by signing the document)
APPENDIX 1 RULES [...] Exercise: The Dominant shall provide the Submissive with a personal trainer four times a week in hour-long sessions at times to be mutually agreed between the personal trainer and the Submissive. The personal trainer will report to the Dominant on the Submissive’s progress. Personal Hygiene/Beauty: The Submissive will
keep herself clean and shaved and/or waxed at all times. The Submissive will visit a beauty salon of the Dominant’s choosing at times to be decided by the Dominant, and undergo whatever treatments the Dominant sees fit. All costs will be met by the Dominant. [...] APPENDIX – załącznik (an enclosure) SHALL PROVIDE THE SUBMISSIVE WITH –
zobowiązuje się zapewnić Uległej (promises to give the Submissive) AT TIMES TO BE MUTUALLY AGREED BETWEEN – w terminach uzgodnionych pomiędzy (when it is suitable for both) AND/OR – lub AT ALL TIMES – w trakcie obowiązywania umowy (while the contract is on) OF THE DOMINANT’S CHOOSING – który wybierze Dominator (chosen
by the Dominant) TO BE DECIDED BY THE DOMINANT – które zostaną określone przez Dominatora (which will be specified by the Dominant) THE DOMINANT SEES FIT – które Dominator uznaje za odpowiednie (which Dominant finds to be proper) ALL COSTS WILL BE MET BY – wszystkie koszty poniesie (… will pay for) Let’s Read Fifty Shades of
Grey Contract ( Explained) part 2. It’s a double post day! Because I decided to, that’s why! And because nothing happens in either chapter, so really it’s like getting zero chapters for the price of two! (And because I really want to do more original writing, and I’m hoping getting more FSoG out of the way will motivate me to do that.) I hope you like
fakey, blatantly illegal legal documents, because most of this chapter is one of them! In its entirety! Right down to the signature page and appendices! Because EROTICA! Content warnings for this chapter: A legal document that somehow still manages to incorporate emotional and physical abuse and total disregard for consent. Also forced
exercise. CONTRACT Made this day_________ of 2011 (“The Commencement Date”) BETWEEN MR.

BIG McLARGEHUGE of 301 Escala, Seattle, WA 98889 (“The Dominant”) MISS ANASTASIA STEELE of 1114 SW Green Street, Apartment 7, Haven Heights, Vancouver, WA 98888 (“The Submissive”) 98889 and 98888 aren’t real zip codes. I’d cut E.L. James some slack and say “well, it’s like putting 555 in a phone number,” except that Escala is a
real building in Seattle. It’s in zip code 98101. So it’s sort of weird to make one up.

(Vancouver zip codes are in the 986XX range.) This isn’t really bad, just… unnecessarily inexplicable. Oh, I’m just stalling. Let’s get into this beast. THE PARTIES AGREE AS FOLLOWS 1 The following are the terms of a binding contract between the Dominant and the Submissive. Did I mention this thing goes on for fifteen pages? There’s sub-
clauses and cross-references. Never mind D/s; I think Bark DangerStomp has a full-blown lawyer-play fetish going here. 2 The fundamental purpose of this contract is to allow the Submissive to explore her sensuality and her limits safely, with due respect and regard for her needs, her limits and her wellbeing. If you care so much about her needs and
limits, maybe you should’ve consulted her at some point in the process of writing this monstrosity? Handing someone a fully-written contract and going “of course you have a choice! you can sign, or not sign!” isn’t exactly negotiation. 3 The Dominant and the Submissive agree and acknowledge that all that occurs under the terms of this contract will
be consensual, confidential, and subject to the agreed limits and safety procedures set out in this contract. “Consensual” isn’t a magic word. You can’t just declare something consensual. The other person would have to actually consent to it. 5 Adherence to the above warranties, agreements and undertakings (and any additional limits and safety
procedures agreed under clause 3 above) are fundamental to this contract. Any breach shall render it void with immediate effect and each party agrees to be fully responsible to the other for the consequence of any breach. You’d think someone who was so into playing lawyer wouldn’t write a clause this garbled. “The consequence of any breach” is
that the contract is void; i.e., Ana doesn’t have to follow orders, and Buff ChunderStorm doesn’t have to… well, he doesn’t really have to do anything under the contract anyway, so he’s free to continue not doing anything for her. That’s all. There’s nothing else to be responsible for. I think the idea here is that Clam ThudBlast could make shit up and
say “I decided you have to get one thousand lashes and give me twelve blowjobs as the consequence of your breach,” but the contract as written does not allow for that. 8 If at any time the Dominant should fail to keep to the agreed terms, limitations and safety procedures set out in this contract or agreed additionally under clause 3 above the
Submissive is entitled to terminate this contract forthwith and to leave the service of the Dominant without notice. Or, you know, any time she goddamn feels like it.
13 The Dominant reserves the right to dismiss the Submissive from his service at any time and for any reason. The Submissive may request her release at any time, such request to be granted at the discretion of the Dominant subject only to the Submissive’s rights under clauses 2-5 and 8 above. OH BABY CROSS-REFERENCE ME HARDER. The
second sentence is not just wildly illegal and immoral, but inconsistent with the contract itself. If she breaches the contract, it’s void; therefore, if she breaches by leaving the relationship, her penalty is… not being in the relationship. Obviously this is a good thing, but it’s fucking unsettling that it’s a loophole in a “you can’t leave” clause instead of
directly granted in a “you’re free to leave” clause. 15 The following service provisions have been discussed and agreed and will be ad-hered to by both parties during the Term.
Both parties accept that certain matters may arise which are not covered by the terms of this contract or the service provisions, or that certain matters may be renegotiated. In such circumstance further clauses may be proposed by way of amendment. Any further clauses or amendments must be agreed, documented and signed by both parties and
shall be subject to the fundamental terms set out at clauses 2-5 above. This chapter makes me feel like scrolling to the bottom and clicking “okay” so I can just get my goddamn iTunes update already. 15.22 The Submissive shall not look directly into the eyes of the Dominant except when specifically instructed to do so. The Submissive shall keep her
eyes cast down and maintain a quiet and respectful bearing in the presence of the Dominant. This is just one of many clauses detailing how she’s supposed to take beatings without complaint, obey orders without question, etc., but for some reason this is the one that pushed me over the “oh, FUCK YOU” line. The weird thing is, I’ve done eye contact
restrictions in real life and it’s been hot. (Albeit for the length of a scene. If I had to go around Rowdy’s house all the time with my eyes demurely downcast I’d probably bump into things a lot, and “hey honey, do you need anything from Home Depot?”-type conversations would become really weird.) But seeing it here makes me want to death-glare
straight in Dash BugZap’s eyes while yelling “nyahh! you can’t stop me! nyahh!” The Dominant shall provide the Submissive with a personal trainer four times a week in hour-long sessions at times to be mutually agreed between the personal trainer and the Submissive.

Remember when they specifically negotiated that she wouldn’t do this?


And it was like the one concession Butt DampCrack was actually willing to make? He never actually edited the contract to reflect that. Raise your hand if you’re shocked. No activity that involves the direct contact of electric current (whether alternating or direct), “I’m willing to experiment with DC, but AC is a hard limit.” “Why is that?” “It hertz.”
Is Bondage acceptable to the Submissive? • Hands in front • Hands behind back • Ankles • Knees • Elbows • Wrists to ankles You have to work out which positions are okay by communicating while you actually set up the bondage.

Having her check off “ankles are okay, no knees please, elbows are okay…” is not going to give you the necessary insight into her body mechanics and preferences. What is the Submissive’s general attitude about receiving pain? Where 1 is likes intensely and 5 is dislikes intensely: 1 – 2 – 3 – 4 – 5 How much pain does the submissive want to receive?
Where 1 is none and 5 is severe: 1 – 2 – 3 – 4 – 5 So… if she circles 5 and then 1, does that actually change anything? My head is buzzing. How can I possibly agree to all this? Well, you don’t have to if you don’t want to. That’s actually the whole point of this. I shudder at the thought of being flogged or whipped.
Spanking probably wouldn’t be so bad, humiliating though. And tied up? Well he did tie my hands together. That was… well it was hot, really hot, so perhaps that won’t be so bad. Flogging, whipping, and spanking are all things I do. And I do them because I want to. Because I’ve dreamed about them since before I even dreamed about sex. Because
when I do them, I’m flying, and when I don’t do them, I crave them. If my feelings about them were “they don’t sound so bad, I think I can cope if I have to,” I wouldn’t fucking do them. I can’t look him in the eye. How weird is that?
The only way I ever have any chance to see what he’s thinking. Actually, whom am I kidding, I never know what he’s thinking, but I like looking into his eyes. He has beautiful eyes – captivating, intelligent, deep and dark, dark with dominant secrets. I recall his burning smoky gaze and press my thighs together, squirming.
And I can’t touch him. Well, no surprise there. And these silly rules… No, no I can’t do this. I put my head in my hands. This is no way to have a relationship. It’s okay to think that, Ana! It sounds like this is wrong for you! Which is fine! You don’t have to if you don’t want to! My subconscious sounds sane and rational, not her usual snarky self. My
inner goddess is jumping up and down, clapping her hands like a five-year-old. Please, let’s do this… otherwise we’ll end up alone with lots of cats and your classic novels to keep you company. So that’s why she agrees to this. Because she thinks her only choices in life are to be owned and beaten or to be alone forever.
God that’s sad. Nothing about this is fucking okay. You know, cats and classic novels can be very pleasant. Sounds downright cozy to me. Maybe if I just sign up for the sex… would he go with that? I suspect not. This is so incredibly not the voice of someone who is enthusiastically consenting to BDSM. Does E.L. James think all submissives and
bottoms are like this? That we just put up with the domination and pain so we can be in a relationship at all? This is getting unbearably sad. “There’s a man here with a delivery for you. You have to sign for it.” […] “It’s a MacBook Pro.” “Of course it is.” I roll my eyes . “These aren’t available in the shops yet, ma’am, the very latest from Apple.” Growl
PreenCock somehow manages to be creepy and controlling even when he’s giving presents.
The message isn’t “you should have nice things!”, it’s “I have money and power and you are indebted to me!” “Well, this has full wireless N, and I’ve set it up with your Me account details. This baby is all ready to go, practically anywhere on the planet.” He looks longingly at it. Ooh, wireless N! I love that stuff. (Is she trying to say 802.11n? That’s
the closest I’ve got to that making sense.) And practically anywhere on the planet! That’s really nice. I can only take my laptop some places. It disintegrates in Australia and most EU countries. “Me account?” “Your new email address. ” I have an email address? He points to an icon on the screen and continues to talk at me but it’s like white noise. I
haven’t got a clue what he’s saying, and in all honestly, I’m not interested. Just tell me how to switch it on and off – I’ll figure out the rest. Most of Ana’s dialogue makes her sound younger than her age, so it’s jarring to have her suddenly acting like my 86-year-old grandmother asking how to rewind a DVD. [after some emails between Dog ThrashBait
and Ana that are too painfully inane to relate, except that she says she didn’t want the computer and he of course completely fucking disregards that] He emailed me. I’m like a small, giddy child. And all the contract angst fades. As I wash my hair, I try and think what I could possibly ask him via email. Surely it’s better to talk these things through.
Suppose someone hacked into his account? I flush at the thought. She’s in the bathroom at this point, so I’m not sure what kind of “flush” she means. (I did a search, and this book uses the word “flush” exactly 100 times. I haven’t checked on “blush” and “turn red” and so forth, but basically it would be more efficient if Ana told us all the times
she wasn’t going tomato-faced.) I don’t know if all this weirdness around email is unintentionally revealing E.L. James’s attitude toward technology, or if it’s yet another thing for Ana to be naive and helpless about. José is punctual. He comes bounding into the shop like a gamboling dark-eyed puppy.
“Ana,” he smiles his dazzling toothy all-Hispanic-American smile, and I can’t be angry with him anymore. *cringes* (I can’t believe it took me this long to figure out that Jose is Jacob. The “puppy” line gave it away.) [Big McLargeHuge to Ana]: I do hope you had a good day at work. [I’m sparing you the way the emails are written out in the book, which
includes the date and time stamps, subject lines, salutations, and Christian Grey’s fucking email signature. Every time. And there’s like twenty emails in this chapter.] [Ana to McLargeHuge]: Sir… I had a very good day at work. Thank you. [McLargeHuge to Ana]: Delighted you had a good day.
While you are emailing, you are not researching. God what a dick. It’s like, he’s an abuser, but on another level, he’s also just a dick. I type Submissive into Wikipedia. Half an hour later, I feel slight queasy and frankly shocked to my core. Do I really want this stuff in my head? Jeez – is this what he gets up to in the Red Room of Pain? If you actually
type “Submissive” into Wikipedia, it redirects to “Deference”, which mostly discusses the term in sociological contexts. But at the end it does mention BDSM: “In interpersonal relationships, some people prefer or are willing to adopt a submissive role in sexual activities or personal matters.
The level and type of submission can vary from person to person, and from one context to another; and also is dependent on the other partner being willing to assume control in those situations. Some people can include occasional acts of submission in an otherwise conventional sex life, or adopt a submissive lifestyle.” I don’t know about you, but I’m
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