Judge: Court is in session we will be currently be presiding pver the case of Mister Dickinson( owner)
and Mr Williams(thief) under claim of theft and trespassing.
T lawyer means thief’s lawyer and O lawyer means Owner Lawyer
O lawyer: Your honor this case clearly is over, my client had seen the man with his own eyes last night
and the defendant
(Interrupted by thief)
Thief: Judge, this mother scunt lying! Iant theif nothin
(Jury mumbles and whispers)
Judge: Order!Order!(as he wacks mallet) mister Williams you better not interrupt this court again before
i make your vagrant, musty dirty self spend so much time in prison you would’ve wished u hadn’t taken
a step in mr Dickinson's shop again.
O lawyer: Thank you, yor honor. Beffore I was so rude interrupted by the defendant, I was about to say
that he is clearly the theif as we have an eye witness.
T Lawyer: Excuse me your honor but all of the evid he has and witnesss are biased or circumstantial at
most as Mr. Dickinson has had a history of misidentifying his oppoents during his trials and due
to his old age and the fact that my client has said that he had gotten into multiple disputes with
the store owner for dating his daughter.
O lawyer: Objection your honor! Relevance to the case of the plaintiff’s personal affairs
Judge: Objection sustained
O lawyer: I would to call Mr Dickinson
Mr Dickinson: (walks to the stand and puts a hand on thee bible and the other at a right angle to the
side of him)
Marshall: Do you wish to say the truth and nothing but the truth
Mr Dickinson: Yes
Marshall: So help you god
O lawyer: Where were last night last month
Mr Dickinson: I was the register counting all of my money for the day
O lawyer: And what was Mr Willaims doing at that time
Mr Dickinson: he was interring my store while his friend stood outside the door watching him, one of
them had a tatoo of a headless angel on his arm. Suddenly he started grabbing somethings at the side of
his store and then darted outside of the store
O lawyer: I rest my case your honor
T lawyer: Your honor may I be permitted to cross examin the witness Mr Dickinson.
Judge: Ill allow it
T lawyer: Mr Dickinson I was informed by your daughter that you would regularly drink a bottle or too
while woking late at night is that true?
Mr Dickinson: Yes bu—
T lawyer: Do you by chance remember if you had drank anything that night
Mr Dickinson: I did bu—
T lawyer: So you cant confirm nor deny that you saw Mr William that nigh if you drank and don’t have
such good eye sight
Mr Dickinson: Yes( sighs while covering his face with one hand in shame as he faces downward
T lawyer: Your honor I believe that my client is innocent in this case as he is a student with good grades
and a good heart, who would gain anything if he stole any measley object from Mr Dickinson
O lawyer: Objection your honor
Judge: On what grounds
O Lawyer: Objection of statement of his character
T lawyer: You cant be serious
O lawyer: Yes, you say that he is a person of good character but has affiliations with the Manji gang
Judge: Objection sustained
O lawyer: I would like to call Mr Williams to the stand
Marshall: Do you wish to say the truth and nothing but the truth
Mr William: Yes
Marshall: So help you god
O lawyer: Mr Williams please do remember that you are under oath, Mr Dickinson said that you were
with a man who had a headless angel tattoo, which is tattoo know through ut the area of being apart of
the manji gang is that true?
Mr William: Yes
O lawyer: Have you interacted with that man on multiple occasions
Mr Williams: Ye---
O lawyer: That night that man told you steal didn’t he
T Lawyer: Objection! Leading the witness
Judge: Susta---
O lawyer: YOU WANTED TO GET CAUGHT DIDN’T YOU
Mr Williams: No
Judge: (bangs hammer) order
O lawyer: You did it knowing you would put people in danger didn’t you
Mr William: NO!
Judge: O lawyer stop it
(O LAWYER IGNORES JUDGE)
O Lawyer: YOU DIDN’T BECAUSE U LIKE IT DIDN’T U
Mr William: No
O Lawyer: YOU WANTED T GET CAUGHT DIDN’T U
Judge: O lawyer stop it
O Lawyer: THEN WHY
Mr William: Cause I needed the safety
The court became silent
O lawyer: Elaborate
Mr William: There has been more casualites over the years since that gang gained more members over
the years and I already got my girlfriend pregnant so I just wanted to make our lives better by joining
and getting some protection
Mr Dickinson: w ww Wait m m my l ll little girl pregnant!
O lawyer: And you stole because of the initiation test
Mr William: Yes
O lawyer: Your honor, I rest my case
Judge: Since your only a child and you know previous offenses and have a good future a head of you, my
verdict will be 100 hours of community service as well as a letter of apology to the plaintiff, you will also
become apart of the Temporary Assistance for Needy Families (TANF) program for you and
your children
