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MICHAEL GOW
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Currency Press, SydneyCHARACTERS
TOM
ROY
MEG
GWEN
JIM.
HARRY
VIC
CORAL
RICK
LEONIE
CAMPERS
MC
HOTEL GUESTS
MISS LATROBE
FAIRIES
Acting roles should be doubled as follows:
TOM/RICK
ROY/HOTEL GUEST/FIRST CAMPER/MC
MEG/LEONIE
GWEN/HOTEL GUEST
JIM/HOTEL GUEST
CORAL/SECOND CAMPER
HARRY/HOTEL GUEST/THIRD CAMPER
VIC/HOTEL GUEST/FOURTH CAMPER/MISS LATROBE
SETTING
Summer 1967-68.ACT ONE
SCENE ONE
A school performance of A Midsummer Night’s Dream is coming to a
close. The Mendelssohn soundtrack blares from a tinny loudspeaker.
Kids dressed as FAIRIES scurry about in garish light. The music ends
and the FAIRIES strike a tableau. One of them, TOM, steps forward and
addresses the audience.
TOM: ‘If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumbered here
While these visions did appear.
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding but a dream,
Gentles, do not reprehend.
If you pardon, we will mend.
And, as I am an honest Puck,
If we have unearned luck
Now to scrape the serpent’s tongue,
We will make amends ere long;
Else the Puck a liar call.
So, good night unto you all.
Give me your hands, if we be friends,
And Robin shall restore amends.”
Music again, the FAIRIES scurry about and the curtain closes. It
opens again and they are caught unready. They form a line and
bow a few times, the curtain closes again and they wander off:
ROY comes to the curtains. They open a little and he addresses
the audience.
ROY: Well, I’m sure you all enjoyed the little show tonight. What a lot of
little Chips Raffertys we’ ve got here in our own school. Now there
are a few people I’d like to say a few words of thanks to before we go
tonight. Allan and Betty Shirlaw for providing the timber and so on2 AWAY
at cost to build the settings. Joy Samuels and the Art Department for
painting it all and making it look so terrific. Seymours for providing
the cordials at half-time. Mrs Walker for the luscious cakes, well
done Lois. Mrs Hutton, Mrs Cooper, Mrs Lummis and Mrs Papa...
Papalapa... Papalax... oh well, I’m sure she knows who I mean, ha
ha ha... for making the outfits... Finally Miss Latrobe, the person
responsible for getting the whole show together you’ve seen here
tonight, as well as getting our debating team into the quarter finals.
Thank you, Miss Latrobe. Well, that about wraps it up, so thank you
all for coming and have a safe and happy Christmas and best wishes
for ninety sixty-eight. Thank you.
He moves away, then remembers something.
Oh, and one more thing. A message from Charlie. Please watch the
flowering beds as you leave the school, we lost quite a few at prize-
giving night. Thank you.
SCENE TWO
Backstage. TOM and MEG.
TOM: You going away tomorrow?
MEG: We’re leaving really early.
TOM: Well... have a good time.
MEG: Where are you going?
TOM: Up the coast. Some beach.
MEG: Have a good time.
ound to.
MEG: See you.
TOM: Yeah... see you in pictures.
MEG: You too.
TOM: No thanks.
MEG: You were really good in the play.
TOM: Bull.
MEG: You were!
TOM: Cut it out. I'll get a fat head.
MEG: My olds are waiting.
TOM: Anyway, I got this for you. As a memento of the play.
MEG: Thanks.ACT ONE 3
TOM: It was a real laugh being in the play with you.
MEG: No-~
TOM: It was! So I got you something as a token of my appreciation.
MEG: What is it?
TOM: If you open it up you might find out. It’s a piece of junk, actually.
Actually I nicked it. But it’s the thought that counts.
MEG: You nicked it?
TOM: Actually, I got a night job and slogged me guts out for ten years to
pay for it.
MEG: A brooch.
TOM: A mere bauble.
MEG: It’s really nice. That’s really nice of you.
TOM: Oh, stop before you start sobbing.
MEG: I really like it.
TOM: It’s from the bottom of my heart, actually.
MEG: I wish I’d got you something.
TOM: I have some beautiful memories.
MEG: Oh, yuck.
TOM: Sick, eh?
MEG: It was good fun, though. Pity it was only for one night. Fancy
doing it night after night like in America. Plays go on for years there.
London too. Wouldn’t you get sick of it?
TOM: Depends who else was in it. Be great if you hated everyone’s guts.
MEG: But then it’d only be the same as a proper job.
TOM: What are you going to be when you grow up?
MEG: An engine driver. You?
TOM: I’ll wait and see.
MEG: I’d better be going. Thanks for the brooch.
TOM: It matches your eyes.
MEG: Yellow?
TOM: Joke.
MEG: Ha ha.
TOM: Sorry.
MEG: Well...
TOM: The olds.
MEG: Have a good Christmas.
TOM: Don’t go yet.4 AWAY
MEG: Why?
TOM: This is fun.
MEG: What is?
TO! rying to think of things to say.
MEG: We haven’t done the weather yet.
TOM: Do you really like the brooch?
MEG: Yep.
TO! ood.
MEG: I really like it.
TOM: It was either jewellery or perfume. But it’s hard to buy perfume for
someone you don’t know very well. You need to know their personal
chemical make-up. I could have got something on spec and it mightn’t
have worked on you and you’d have to put it on and stunk like a dead
dog. You wouldn’t have been able to wash it off, either. You have
to wait till something like that fades. You wouldn’t be so nice about
me in the play then, eh? My name’d be mud. That’s why I went for
jewellery. Safer. Better bet. Actually I asked around a few places. Got
a bit of advice. Shop girls and that.
MEG: And they said jewellery?
TOM: Most of them. They said I should opt for the jewellery. A few sug-
gested some perfume. Very subtle stuff. Couldn’t actually smell it.
One of them tried some on and I was halfway down her neck before
any smell registered. Pointless.
MEG: Well... I still wish I’d got you something.
TOM: Bottle of gin would’ve been nice.
MEG: Oh.
TOM: Or a Harley Davidson.
MEG: Is he a poet?
TOM: It’s a bike.
: I knew that.
TOM: Poet! Why would I want a poet?
MEG: Maybe you read poetry.
TOM: Me? Come on! Me?
MEG: You might. You’re pretty...
TOM: Deep?
MEG: You're pretty quiet.
TOM: Soulful?ACT ONE 3
MEG: Still waters run deep. My father’s always saying that.
TOM: Still waters stink.
GWEN and JIM come in.
GWEN: You were supposed to hurry, not stand round yapping. There are
a million things to do. I’ll have to do it all, I expect.
TOM: ‘Ill met by moonlight’.
GWEN: I beg your pardon? Are you a friend of Margaret’s? I didn’t
know you were a friend of this boy’s, Margaret.
MEG: Not really.
TOM: No, not really.
MEG: Until the play.
TOM: Yeah. Until the play, that is.
MEG: Did you like the play, Dad?
JIM: It was... lovely, yes.
GWEN: What did you have to do Shakespeare for? Why couldn’t you have
done a musical? A bit of singing. All that talking! And we couldn’t
see a thing. The people in front kept hopping up and down, up and
down to see. We couldn’t see a blessed thing. We just managed to see
a bit of the queen’s crown. And there were these kids near us, why
you'd bring kiddies to stuff like this I do not know, but—muck up? T
could’ve throttled them. Little beggars. But whose idea was it to do
Shakespeare? Very silly choice if you ask me.
JIM: You looked lovely though, Mags. And you’ll be our next Chips
Rafferty, eh, son?
TOM: Don’t hold your breath.
GWEN: We can’t spend all night here. Not if you two want any sort of
holiday. Say your goodnights, Margaret. Have you got the keys?
JIM: Keys? I thought I gave them to you.
GWEN: No, I gave them to you. To get the camera out of the car. Why, I do
not know. We couldn’t see a thing. We were so far back you couldn’t
get a photo of anything. You always have to bring it. But you kept the
keys.
JIM: Did I?
GWEN: Yes.
JIM: I don’t think so. They’re not on me.
GWEN: They must be. Trouser pockets.6 AWAY
JIM: No, no, I’m sure you still have them. They’re not there,
GWEN: I do not believe this. I know I gave them to you. I remember. I
gave you the camera and then the keys. I said, ‘Here’s your stupid
camera, it'll be a waste bringing it’, and I handed you the keys. Oh,
honestly.
JIM: Don’t worry. Don’t start to worry.
GWEN: I know I haven’t got them.
JIM: I... no I haven’t. I don’t remember. But we’ll find them. Just don’t
get upset.
GWEN: Well, where are they?!
JIM: Don’t get upset.
GWEN: I have not got them.
‘She tips the contents of her handbag on the floor.
There! Are they there? Can you see a set of keys? I can’t. Can anyone
see a set of keys?
JIM: Well, they must be around. We’ll find them. Don’t get upset.
GWEN: Look! There are no keys there.
She picks things up and shoves them in the bag again.
No. No. No. No. No. No. No. I haven’t come across any keys yet.
ROY and CORAL come in.
JIM: Oh dear. Here they are. Back pocket. Goodness me. What a duffer.
GWEN: I did not have the keys. Did I? Now my eyes are stinging. I can
hardly see. It hurts. I need a Bex.
ROY: Any good shots?
JIM: A couple, I think.
GWEN: Of course not. We were so far back. Hullo. We thought we'd lost
the keys.
Awkward pause.
ROY: So what do you think of our little Chips Raffertys, eh? Proud mums
and dads?
GWEN: I wish they’d done a musical. My head.
ROY: It... er... it was hot in that hall. We might see the P and C about
some air conditioning next year. Very stuffy. It’s a pity they weren’t
selling something a bit stronger than cordial. Made a killing.ACT ONE ie
Pause.
Very stuffy. When you said that bit about you have slumbered here
you were certainly hitting the nail on the head. Not that I was bored.
No. It was a good night out.
Pause.
Off away, are you?
JIM: In the morning.
GWEN: If we ever get a start. [Zo CORAL] Did you enjoy the play?
CORAL stares at her for a moment then looks away.
We were right at the back. Wasn’t the music lovely?
Pause.
Have you been well?
CORAL doesn t respond. HARRY and VIC come in.
HARRY: Here he is, Vic! He’s here. There you are.
VIC: Where is he? There you are. Ahhhhhh, well done. There’s my boy.
Weren’t you marvellous? You were marvellous.
HARRY: Congratulations, son. A real Laurence Olivier, you are.
VIC: Oh, it was marvellous. Wasn’t it a lovely show?
GWEN: Oh, yes.
JIM: Very nice.
vic: You looked so wicked, Tom.
HARRY: I said to your mother, our Tom’s got a bit of hobgoblin in him.
Where did he get that then, eh?
HARRY and VIC laugh.
VIC; But we did enjoy it. Very much. You should be proud, Mr Baker.
This has done the school a lot of good. Brought a lot of happiness.
ROY: Oh, yes, yes. It has been a successful evening.
HARRY: You're not tired, son?
TOM: Full of beans.
HARRY: You sure?
Vic: Leave him. This is his hour of triumph. [7o MEG] You were lovely
too.
MEG: Thanks.
vic: Wasn’t she lovely? You must be proud.8 AWAY
JIM: Yes, we are.
GWEN: Oh, yes.
VIC: Oh, it did us good.
HARRY: What a way to end the year. Marvellous.
ROY: You going away?
HARRY: Oh... we're going to drive for a bit. See what we find.
ROY: You seen much of this country yet? How long have you been out
here?
VIC: Eight years. Not a lot of it, no, not yet.
HARRY: We will, though.
GWEN: You caravanning?
HARRY: Ohhh... no. Not exactly. We’ve got a tent.
JIM: Oh, a tent. Terrific. I miss the old tent sometimes.
GWEN: We’ve got a new caravan. Everything in it you could want.
JIM: If you need a couple of stretchers...
HARRY: It’s a small tent. We just put it up against the car.
GWEN: A lean-to?
HARRY: That’s it.
GWEN: Ohhhhh.
ROY: Well, we’ve got a plane to catch. The Gold Coast.
vic: Oh, lovely.
GWEN: The Gold Coast... well. You'll have a lovely time.
ROY: We’ll see you all next year. Last year for you two, eh? A good
Christmas, then.
ALL: Goodnight. Safe journey. Cheerio. [etc.]
ROY and CORAL go.
GWEN: She looks awful, poor woman. Her son, you know.
vic: Yes. We heard.
GWEN: Poor woman.
HARRY: Time we were in bed, I think.
GWEN: Have a lovely time in your... tent.
VIC: We’ll be fine. Won’t we?
TOM: I think I’1l walk home.
HARRY: You got a jumper?
vic: He’s alright. Don’t be too long. Goodnight.
JIM and GWEN: [simultaneously] Yes, goodnight. Have a good trip.ACT ONE 9
TOM: See you.
MEG: Goodnight, Tom. Thanks for the brooch.
HARRY and VIC and TOM go.
GWEN: What brooch?
MEG: He gave me a brooch.
GWEN: What for?
MEG: I don’t know. He liked being in the play.
GWEN: He’s a bit... no-hopery.
MEG: He’s alright.
GWEN: They both work, don’t they? Ina factory, isn’t it? I’m sure that’s
what I heard. A lean-to. They shouldn’t be going on a holiday if they
can’t afford one.
TOM runs back in. He has heard this.
TOM: I hope you have a rotten holiday. I hope it rains. I hope the dunnies
overflow and you all get the runs. I hope you get sunstroke and end
up in hospital. I hope all the fish you catch are poisoned. I hope you
have a fucken miserable time.
He goes.
GWEN: Where do they live?
MEG: It doesn’t matter
GWEN: I want to know. They have no special privileges. No-one asked
them to come out to this country. They have no right to behave any
differently.
MEG: He’s just excited tonight. You were awful.
GWEN: Was I? Was I? Awful. Some people may be happy living like
pigs but I’m not. I will not have you hanging around with that kind
of life.
MEG: What kind of life?
GWEN: Motorbikes. Tattoos. Drink. A sad, dirty life. Unless you’d rather
live like that? If that’s the case you’d better speak up now. Let us
know now so your father can stop slaving in that office and we can
both stop killing ourselves to give you everything. My head will split.
She stalks out. MEG and JIM follow her.10 AWAY
SCENE THREE
Outside. CORAL, alone.
CORAL: When that woman woke up and saw that donkey at her feet I
thought my heart would break. I had to wipe away tears. To wake up
and find something you want so badly. Even an animal. And then she
woke up again and saw her husband and loved him. That boy! In
that blue light the shadows on his face and neck were like bruises.
He looked so sick yet so wonderful, so white, so cold and burning.
‘What angel wakes me from my flowery bed?’ I kept saying it over
and over in the dark. All these children, having fun, playing, and
me sitting there in the dark wiping away tears. I could hardly watch
them. Their legs and arms painted gold. And that boy’s hair, so
black. And his smile. ‘What angel wakes me from my flowery bed?’
Is it better for them to die like that? Looking like gods? Burning,
gold, white. What’s that word they always say in those plays? Alas?
She sighs.
Alas.
ROY comes in.
ROY: I thought I told you to wait in the car.
CORAL: I was hot. Just walking.
ROY: Let’s get home.
CORAL; I’m hot.
ROY: We’ll have a drink when we get home.
CORAL: I was just walking.
They go.
END OF ACT ONEACT TWO
SCENE ONE
At home. HARRY and TOM.
TOM: You didn’t have to wait up for me.
HARRY: There’s still a lot to do, you know.
TOM: I was alright.
HARRY: Last-minute things.
TOM: I got home in one piece, didn’t I?
HARRY: I think your mother’ll need a trailer for her stuff.
TOM: I won’t need much.
HARRY: You feeling alright?
TOM: I’m not tired. I feel wide awake.
HARRY: You looking forward to this trip?
TOM: Of course I am.
HARRY: We are.
TOM: We’ve been talking about it for months.
HARRY: It’ll be a good break.
TOM: That’s right. I’m thirsty.
HARRY: We need a good break. From home, work.
TOM: You want a drink?
HARRY: A cup of tea?
TOM: I feel like something cold.
HARRY: It’s been a rough year.
TOM: I remember, you know.
HARRY: On your mother.
TOM: Yes, I do know that. I remember it all.
HARRY: So you can forgive us looking forward to this little trip?
TOM: Have I complained? Why do you think I don’t want to go?
HARRY: Planning the holidays was as important to your mother as
actually going away.
TOM: I want to go.
HARRY: Something to look forward to.12 AWAY
TOM: Same for me.
HARRY: A few weeks just with ourselves. Just with you. It'll be good.
TOM: It'll be terrific. I’ve looked forward to it. Ever since you suggested
it I’ve wanted to go. That day in the hospital and you brought in the
tent and put it up in the ward. I couldn’t wait for summer to come.
HARRY: When you have your own kids you’ll know what I’m talking
about.
TOM: Come on, Dad, you're getting tired.
HARRY: When you’ve got your own family—
TOM: Do you want a drink or not?
HARRY: Put the jug on.
TOM: No. I want something cold.
HARRY: It’s not going to be a flash holiday.
TOM: I don’t want to go to St Tropez.
HARRY: But it will be fun. Most of the time.
TOM: It'll be a laugh a minute.
HARRY: And even if it does get a bit dull, a bit boring, even if you do get
a bit fed up, you know, a bit... pissed off...
TOM: Shit, Dad, where did you pick that up?
HARRY: Even ifit is slow, if you could try and still have a good time, look
like you’re having a good time. I’m asking this for your mother. It’s
for her. Let her see you really enjoying yourself, having a terrific time.
TOM: I won’t have to try.
HARRY: I’m not asking you to lie.
TOM: I wouldn’t. But I won’t need to.
HARRY: But... well, you are a bit of a Laurence Olivier. We were very
proud tonight. I glanced sideways at your mother at one point and
her face was glowing, it was shining. She was very happy.
TOM: You'll be tired tomorrow. You’ll fall asleep at the wheel. Then
where will we be? Some holiday.
HARRY: What about that cup of tea?
TOM: I think I’ll go to bed.
HARRY: Don’t get too tired, will you?
TOM: That’s why I’m going to bed.
HARRY: We love you a lot.
TOM: You shouldn’t worry about me. Now hit the sack.
HARRY: Have you got your mother a present?ACT TWO 13
TOM: I got three. They get bigger and better.
HARRY: I’Il see you in the morning.
SCENE TWO
GWEN and MEG.
GWEN: Margaret? Do you want these flippers to go?
MEG: Yes.
GWEN: Well, do you think theyll pack themselves? Do you think holidays
happen by themselves?
MEG: No.
GWEN: Well, get those pillowslips. And I can’t see any beach towels here.
T hope no-one expects to take any of my good towels down onto the
beach. Did you hear me?
MEG: Yes. I’ll get some now.
GWEN: Is that box of canned food out at the car? It should go in the boot.
MEG: [calling off] Mum wants to know if the box of groceries has gone
out.
JIM: [offstage, calling] Yes. It’s here.
MEG: Yes, it’s there.
GWEN: Miracle of miracles. My head will split. Look how late it is. We
won’t get enough sleep. And we won’t get away before seven. Every
lunatic on earth will be on the roads in the morning. [Calling] I said
every lunatic on earth will be on the roads tomorrow. And we'll be
caught in the middle of it. [Back to MEG] I wish some people did a
bit more, with a bit more preparation. Instead of leaving it all to the
last second. People think holidays happen all by themselves.
MEG: I think you should go to bed now.
GWEN: Ha! We'd still be here on New Year’s Day. No, I’ll keep going.
I may as well.
MEG: But your head’s killing you.
GWEN: I’ll have a Bex before bed.
MEG: But why not stop, rest, relax? We'll get there.
GWEN: Have you got the thermos organised yet?
MEG: I’Il do it, don’t worry.
GWEN: I may as well be talking to a lot of brick walls. And what have
you packed in the way of clothes? You’re old enough to cope with14 AWAY
that. I suppose you are. It’s up to you. Just don’t come running to me
when you've got nothing to wear. I told you two weeks ago, as soon
as your exams were finished and over with, to start getting your things
together.
MEG: Yes, I’ve done it. I’ve got a bag. Why can’t you relax?
GWEN: Don’t take on that tone of voice. You'll end up a snide miss and
no-one can stand that. Everyone does what they have to. If we’re
going to have any sort of reasonable holiday we’re going to have to
pay for it. We’re paying for it now, by spending all night packing up
to go.
MEG: But it doesn’t seem much fun.
GWEN: Fun. Now there’s a good word. Fun. It doesn’t seem much fun.
MEG: You aren’t enjoying it. Have you ever enjoyed it?
GWEN: Why don’t you go and live with your friend for a while, then, if
you want to have fun all the time? They look like they always have
fun. Nothing to show for it, of course, but if it’s fun that you’re after
then you go right ahead. This case won’t close.
MEG: I’LI sit on it.
They struggle with the case until it is shut.
GWEN: My head is spinning.
MEG: Go to bed.
JIM comes in.
Make her go to bed.
JIM: Is that the lot?
MEG: Just this case.
JIM: We’re ready to roll, then.
GWEN: Ha! There’ll be something. There always is.
MEG: Go to bed.
GWEN: I’m going to have a powder, then I'll be off. Take that case out
tonight.
She goes.
MEG: When you’re married to someone, do you ever wish they were
dead?
JIM: Please don’t be hard towards your mother.
MEG: If you spend a long time with one person don’t you ever wish youACT TWO 15
could be rid of them?
JIM: You mustn’t expect too much from her.
MEG: Do you expect much from her?
JIM: No.
MEG: Do you expect anything from her?
JIM: She is very worried about that boy in the play. He hasn’t got a hold
over you, has he? Tell me if he has.
MEG: He doesn’t have a hold over me.
JIM: He’s never been around you, all these years of school, then suddenly
you're in this play and all we hear is Tom this, Tom that, Tom said,
Tom thinks. We notice.
MEG: You worry too much.
Your mother thinks I don’t worry enough
MEG: I’m not having a baby.
JIM: I know that.
MEG: That’s what you’re really asking.
Carole Skinner (Gwen) and Catherine McClements (Meg) in the State
Theatre Company of South Australia production, 1987.
(Photo: David Wilson)16 AWAY,
JIM: Not only that. You might be drawn away, pulled away from us. That
would be very upsetting.
MEG: I won’t stay here forever.
JIM: But you mustn’t go at the wrong time, with the wrong person.
MEG: Wrong?
JIM: Don’t abandon your mother.
MEG: I won’t.
JIM: Everything has been so good up till now, everything has gone so
well. Don’t just walk away.
MEG: I don’t understand. Mum has a great story she tells once a year or
so. About growing up in a country town. About all her brothers and
sisters and her parents. How one day she realised she was expected
to stay at home forever and look after them. She knew then she had
to get out. So she packed her bags and got a train. She was eighteen,
I think, or nineteen. She left. Like that, in a minute. She never went
back for eight years. They wouldn’t speak to her. She got married
and they came down for the wedding and stayed a couple of days.
Then you saw them once a year if they were lucky. When I was born,
maybe twice a year. She never writes, never rings. They could die
and she wouldn’t find out for months. Isn’t that wanting to abandon
someone? Wasn’t she pulled away? Did you stay?
JIM: Life was so much harder.
MEG: You got out. You packed up and hit the road for years. You tell a
story too. You got out. You were pulled away.
JIM: It was money. It was bread. Work. The world was full of people
walking around the countryside looking for something to eat, all
thinking about the day they could stop walking. We all did it. Your
mother did it. When we met we thought about it together. We lived
in rubbish tips. We shared rooms with other people. Everyone did.
And we all planned. We planned our time. We waited. We stuck to
our plans like the Bible. And we’re getting there. That was a time of
complete madness when we think back. There was no order, no plan.
We got through one day, then we got through the next, then the next.
My plans were for me, but your mother... hers are for all of us. You
have no idea how hard she has stuck to them, how she has fought to
get where we are. And her plans are the way we have to go. It’s as if
she can see into the future. We have to support her, follow her, stickACT TWO 7
to her plans.
MeG: I want to be certain like that.
gM: And you are so important to your mother’s plans.
MEG: But I’m not.
JIM: I wish we'd said no to that play.
MEG: If I’d played volleyball I’d still feel like this. I don’t think you
should have given in all the time. I think you’ve been cheated.
JIM: No.
MEG: I don’t think anyone should give in for the sake of peace and quiet.
I won't.
JIM: I’d like you to promise to be patient. Just a bit longer, a few more
years, let things take their course.
MEG: If we don’t get up early we'll be in a lot of trouble.
JIM: Good girl.
MEG: I’m not. I’m only tired.
“Andy King (Jim) and Fiona Gauntlett (Meg) in the Hole in the Wall
Theatre Company production, Perth, 1986. (Photo: Peter Flanagan)18 AWAY
SCENE THREE
ROY and CORAL.
ROY: Two things!
CORAL: Two. Yes?
ROY: Listen to me.
CORAL: The whole world is listening to you.
ROY: Just two things.
CORAL: Why don’t you help me choose an evening dress to take?
ROY: I’m getting sick of this act.
CORAL: This one?
ROY: Two things. One. My position at school. I can’t go on turning up at
school functions with you if you’re going to behave like a ghost. You
wander around with that smile, staring into the distance, not seeing
anyone, ignoring people.
CORAL: I don’t ignore anyone.
ROY: Just let me speak. You ignore people—
CORAL: I don’t.
ROY: You stare at them like there’s something wrong with them, just
stare and smile and say nothing.
CORAL: But I’m not ignoring them. I can’t think of anything to say. T
would never ignore anyone.
ROY: Don’t split hairs, Coral. I don’t care how you justify it, you behave
ina way that’s too... weird for my liking. I can feel people watching
us walk away thinking, how much longer before he has to lock the
poor ratbag wife up?
CORAL: People don’t think like that.
ROY: Well, you’re even weirder than I thought if you think like that. It has
to stop. I can’t keep moving school to stop you going right over the
edge. There’s only so much compassionate ground the Department
can keep on giving me. You’ ll have to take stock, come back to reality.
CORAL: I mightn’t like it there.
ROY: Try it for a week, for Christ’s sake. Two. Second thing. I miss the
boy too. I feel it. I suffer for it. Will you allow me that? Could you let
me in on the sadness just a little? Because, Christ, I feel it.
CORAL: It’s everywhere, isn’t it? In the air we breathe.
ROY: But. But. We are not the only ones. We are not the first people inACTTWO 19
the history of the world to lose a son in war. There is a time for being
grief-stricken, there’s a time for weeping and wailing and carrying on
and beating your breast, but it comes to an end. It has to. Otherwise
the whole world would simply stop. Jesus, Coral, in the last war
practically every family lost someone or knew someone who died.
They managed. They picked themselves up and went on. That’s what
history is, people picking themselves up, pulling themselves together
and going on. We can’t stop.
CORAL: Do you still think I look like Kim Novak?
ROY: Jesus Christ.
CORAL: You did once.
ROY: There’s no point packing clothes. We won’t go.
CORAL: We need a break. We need a change.
ROY: I don’t need a break with you. I can stay home and read a book and
be more relaxed. I’m not wasting time and money on airfares and
room service if you’re going to spend all your time staring at people.
CORAL: I’ll be good! I’ll improve. Watch me get better.
ROY: I can’t take it, Coral.
CORAL: I won’t think about death, about—
ROY: I’m not asking you to forget, I won’t forget.
CORAL: I’ll be calm, interested, aware of people. I’ll look after myself.
T’ll get up at a proper time. I'll have fun.
ROY: You can sit by a pool all day if you like. But like a normal human
being.
CORAL: We won’t mention helicopters, or jungles, or mines—
ROY: I’ll tear up the tickets. I’ll give them away. I’ll send someone else
who'll enjoy it.
CORAL: I’ll be silent on all controversial topics. Will that do? I won’t
bring up anything upsetting or worrying. Death, war, loss—
ROY: Be reasonable. Give it a rest.
CORAL: I won’t blame anyone.
ROY: Please, please stop doing it to me. I didn’t send him. He had to go.
Would you rather not pay the price for the life we have? We could
just lie down in the street, defenceless, and let whoever wanted to
come and take what we have. Would that have been better for you?
Would you have been happy then? Jesus, Coral, you're too selfish.
We were picked out to pay. I can’t help that. We’ve paid. I can’t bring20 AWAY
him back. So we have a duty to go on with what we have. Maybe
we should even be proud? We’re living in a country with one of the
highest standards of living on earth and we have shown ourselves
willing to defend that standard.
CORAL: Shhhh, Roy... shhhh, relax. We need a break. A rest. Rest and
recreation. Let’s get away. Just the two of us.
ROY: Coral... be like you were.
CORAL: I will, I will.
ROY: Smile.
CORAL: I will. I'll be as good as gold. I’ll be like Kim Novak. I'll purr
like a kitten.
ROY: Sweetheart...
CORAL: | don’t think this dress is the right one.
ROY: Coral...
CORAL: I know.
ROY: Look at me.
CORAL: There.
Roy: You remind me of Kim Novak.
CORAL: You remind me... but I mustn’t say.
Silence.
We'll have a wonderful, wonderful time.
SCENE FOUR
TOM and VIC.
vic: I heard something. I thought we had burglars.
TOM: I was thirsty. I’m alright. I think I must be a bit excited. I can’t
sleep.
vic: I can’t sleep either.
Silence.
Have you packed everything you need?
TOM: I don’t want to take much.
VIC: It’s not going to be what you’d call a flash holiday. Just the basics.
TOM: Who needs St Tropez?
Vic: But we’re going away.
TOM: And we'll have a great time.ACT TWO 21
VIC: It won’t be much of a Christmas either, really. I wish I could give
you a bike.
TOM: Bottle of gin’ll do.
vic: Gin?
TOM: Sure. And a handkerchief.
vic: You’ve guessed it, then.
TOM: I hate surprises.
vic: Your father will enjoy this trip.
TOM: We all will.
VIC: You'll get bored. I know you. It doesn’t matter if you do.
TOM: I’ll have the time of my life.
VIC: But if you do get cheesed off... try and look like you’re having a
real ball. You know?
TOM: I won’t have to try.
vic: You can act, we all know that now. Maybe that’s what you’ll end up
doing with yourself.
TOM: Who knows?
VIC: Who knows? But if you could just pretend a bit... if you have to.
For your dad.
TOM: I’ll do my best.
VIC: I hope you haven’t been extravagant for us.
TOM: Mink. Diamonds. A Rolls.
VIC: Well, we’ll use them till New Year then take them back.
TOM: You look tired, Mum.
vic: Goodnight.
She goes.
TOM: ‘Sweet friends, to bed.’
END OF ACT TWOACT THREE
SCENE ONE
A Gold Coast Luxury Hotel.
Couples in their summer best dance a spectacular pre-dinner number.
CORAL comes in and watches them. When the music ends the others drift
away. CORAL approaches a WOMAN who has found herself alone for a
moment.
CORAL: What a way to spend Christmas Eve.
WOMAN: Isn’t it lovely?
CORAL: You’re a very good dancer.
WOMAN: A bit rusty.
CORAL: That’s a lovely dress.
WOMAN: Thank you.
CORAL: Did you make it yourself?
WOMAN: No. Excuse me.
CORAL: Where did you buy it, then?
WOMAN: Ina shop. I’m looking for my husband.
CORAL: Did he buy it for you?
WOMAN: Yes he did.
CORAL: Oh, good.
WOMAN: Everyone’s going in to dinner.
CoRAL: Isn’t the food here wonderful? It seems so extravagant. We're so
lucky to be living in such a rich country.
WOMAN: I suppose we are.
CORAL: There is a price that has to be paid, of course. And we should
all be prepared to pay it. That’s if we’re prepared to enjoy this high
standard of living.
WOMAN: Yes, I’m sure.
CORAL: Have you stayed here before?
WOMAN: Every year.
CORAL: We've never been to Queensland before. We usually tried to
all go somewhere overseas for the Christmas holidays. Last year weACT THREE 23
didn’t. We got a house by the sea. I was a little worried about coming
to such a big place. There are so many people staying here.
WOMAN: It’s packed. But we like it. Excuse me, I’m getting peckish.
CORAL: And do you get on with your husband when you’re on holidays?
WOMAN: Um... yes.
CORAL: I asked because we get so used to seeing them in the evenings for
a few hours and then when we’re together for a fortnight, life can get
a little fraught. What’s your name? I’m Coral.
WOMAN: Leonie.
CORAL: Oh, Leonie, isn’t it hard making contact with other people in this
kind of place? Everyone’s enjoying themselves but, I don’t know, I feel
it’s abit forced, do you feel that? Are you really enjoying yourself? Or
are you only pretending? To please your husband, perhaps?
WOMAN: [almost in tears] Why are you staring like that?
CORAL: If there were someone here who was in trouble would anyone
know, would anyone take the trouble to find out, to try and help?
WOMAN: I’m not in any trouble.
CORAL: I'd like to be able to help someone if they were in some trouble.
I mustn’t go on ignoring people. Apparently I do. I’ve become very
withdrawn. But I’m much better now. That’s all over with, that part
of my life is finished. I’ve learnt to start all over again. You have to
in the end.
WOMAN: Please let me go.
CORAL: Do you have any children, Leonie?
WOMAN: No.
CORAL: Oh. Oh, well.
WOMAN: Two boys. Let me go, please, I want to go.
CORAL: Are they here with you?
WOMAN: They’ve gone away with some mates.
CORAL: Good. That’s a good idea. Don’t hang onto them.
WOMAN: Where’s your husband? Does he know where you are?
CORAL: He was having a shower. I got dressed and slipped out.
WOMAN: Why don’t you sit down over there? Wait for him. Over there.
CORAL: Oh, he’ll be hours. Let my buy you a drink. We'll sit together
and natter.
WOMAN: I can’t.
CORAL: Where are you from, Leonie?24 AWAY
WOMAN: If you don’t let me go I’ll call for help.
CORAL: You are in trouble.
They struggle.
WOMAN: [crying] I’m not. I want to go in. ’m hungry. Let me go.
CORAL: Leonie, please. It’s alright, calm down.
WOMAN: [calling] Frank! Frank! Help me. Please!
CORAL: What do you want to drink?
WOMAN: I want to go.
CORAL: I can see something’s wrong.
The WOMAN wrenches herself free. She retreats, sobbing.
WOMAN: My husband has been sleeping with a twenty-year-old girl. I
know where she lives. I want to kill her. I’m going to have my dinner
now. With my husband. Don’t speak to me again. I am going to have
my dinner.
She goes. A young man, RICK, has seen all this. CORAL stalks
about unhappily for a moment then notices him.
RICK: I’m looking for my wife.
Pause. CORAL stares at him.
That woman seemed a bit upset.
Pause.
You know her?
Pause.
Did she hurt you?
CORAL: [forcing herself to speak] She’s very unhappy.
RICK: I’d say so.
CORAL: You’ve lost your wife?
RICK: I think I’m in the doghouse. All I wanted for lunch was hot dog.
We were in the restaurant. She got a bit upset.
CORAL: Did she?
RICK: I should have had something flash. Steak diane or something.
Prawn cocktail.
CORAL: And you wanted a hot dog.
RICK: And a beer.
CORAL: Was she embarrassed?ACT THREE 25
RICK: A bit, I s’pose.
CORAL: You’d better go and have a good dinner, then. Lobster Thermidor.
RICK: She said she'd be in the ballroom. Wanted to be by herself. At least
I got her pressie wrapped up.
CORAL: You’re on your honeymoon, aren’t you?
RICK: That’s right.
CORAL: I can see that.
RICK: Remind you of yours? Sorry, that wasn’t very nice.
CORAL: What’s your name?
RICK: Rick.
CORAL: Rick. On your honeymoon in this palace and your wife’s got the
huff. It’s a wonderful place, isn’t it? Does your room have a view?
RICK: I think so.
CORAL: [laughing] You haven’t looked!
RICK: [embarrassed] Yeah, yeah, over the pool.
CORAL: I’ll bet you haven’t tried the pool either.
RICK: Have you?
CORAL: It’s always full of kids. It’s marvellous for them, though. They’re
so lucky to have been born in this country. We have such a high stand-
ard of living here.
RICK: Looks like it.
CORAL: There is a price that has... [running out of conviction] and we all
must... you’d better hunt down your wife, Rick.
RICK: She’l] turn up when she’s ready.
CORAL: Go in and order some real dinner for her.
He starts to go then stops.
RICK: I think I’Il wait. I don’t like being in a room full of people I don’t
know on my own. You know any of them?
CORAL: Oh, yes, we’re regulars here. I know so many people. There’s a
couple who are both very ill and not telling each other. Cancer, I think.
Quite a few marriages on the rocks. A lot of them can’t stand their
own kids. And a lot of the kids hate their parents. Leonie’s husband is
having an affair. | know most of them, I think.
RICK: All these people.
CORAL: Quite a lot of them. We come here every year. Except last year.
I wasn’t the best last year. I got a bit withdrawn. I was a bit fraught.26 AWAY
But I’m over that now. I’m much better. Much, much better.
RICK: Susie wanted to come up here. J didn’t mind. But it’s a bit flash for
a fitter and turner. Not really the place for me.
CORAL: A fitter and turner.
RICK: Just finished me apprenticeship. I waited till then to get married.
CORAL: You’re a sensible person.
RICK: You’ve got to think of the future.
CORAL: That’s right.
RICK: I was scared stiff I’d get called up. I missed out being a nasho by
one number. It’s like a lottery, you see.
CORAL: Yes, I’ve heard about it.
RICK: They just pull the birthdates out of a hat, more or less. Before
you know it you've won two years in the army. We all watched it on
TV. Bit of a party. My month got closer and closer. I was sweating,
drinking faster and faster, and my day was coming up, and it just
missed. I nearly passed out when he called out the number after mine.
Nearly fell on the floor. Two of me mates went.
CORAL: Did they?
RICK: Yep. Off to fight the commos.
CORAL: In the jungle.
RICK: I s’pose. Christ, I was scared.
CORAL: And you got married.
RICK: Yep.
CORAL: [laughing] Comparisons are odious.
RICK: Sorry?
CORAL: Marriage or the jungle.
RICK: Oh, right. Yeah.
CORAL: Orup ina helicopter. You see, I’m much better at communicating
with others.
RICK: You are, that’s for sure...
CORAL: Do I remind you of anyone?
RICK: Abbh. Dame Pattie?
CORAL: Well—
RICK: Was that the wrong thing to say?
CORAL: No, no.
RICK: I don’t know what’s happened to Susie.
CORAL: You would have made a good soldier. Footslogger.ACT THREE 27
RICK: No fear.
CORAL: You’d have made it into the army very easily. You would have
breezed through the medical. The uniform would have fitted you like
a glove. Your hair might have needed a bit of a trim.
RICK: Bit of a Beatle.
CORAL: It’s a wonderful colour. So thick.
RICK: I like her a lot. I’ve known her since school. She was very keen
to get married, She’s really nice. You’d like her. She’s a bit shy, but.
When we’ve saved up for a house we might think about kids. Till
then...
ROY rushes in, his jacket half on. He stops and gets his breath.
ROY: I wondered where you'd got to.
CORAL: Rick’s on his honeymoon.
ROY: Congratulations, son. [Zo CORAL] I told you to wait for me.
CORAL: I’ve been having a terrific time. We’ve been talking about the
standard of living in this country.
ROY: They’re serving dinner.
CORAL: We can’t leave Rick.
RICK: I’Il wait for Susie.
CORAL: Sit with us when you come in.
ROY: [leading her away] He’s on his honeymoon, darling. Let him sit
where he likes.
CORAL: [fo ROY] I’m doing well, aren’t I? I’ve started taking such an
interest in the world around me. Have a lovely Christmas morning,
Rick.
RICK watches them go, checks his watch and waits for his wife.
SCENE TWO
A tent and caravan city.
GWEN carries a twelve-inch fake Christmas tree.
GWEN: If you want to have a Christmas you’d better get started now so
we can get it over with. Hurry up. I don’t intend spending half the
day sitting around waiting for people to open their presents.
MEG enters.28 AWAY
Everyone else has been up for hours and got the thing over with.
Look, they’re all down on the beach already. Most of the boats have
gone out. There’ll be no fish left out there for us. [Calling] You kids
there! Get those bikes away from the tent ropes! Go on! You'll fall
off! You'll end up with a tent peg through your skull! Won’t be much
ofa Christmas then, will it? Go on! [Back to MEG] Why would you
give a kiddy a bike in a camping ground? They should think about
what they give their children for Christmas. And the salt water’ll
rust them in a week. And on Christmas morning you can’t walk to the
shower block without being mown down by a whole pack of scooters
and bikes.
JIM enters.
JIM: Has anyone seen a little carton?
GWEN: No.
JIM: A cardboard carton about so big.
GWEN: What carton?
JIM: One of those cartons you bring home from the supermarket. I kept
it from going out in the garbage.
GWEN: I haven’t seen it.
JIM: Not when we unpacked?
GWEN: No.
JIM: It must be somewhere.
GWEN: What do you need a cardboard carton for?
MEG: What was in it?
JIM: Oh... something.
GWEN: You packed the car.
JIM: I was sure I left it with the cases.
GWEN: Well, I didn’t see any cartons, cardboard or otherwise.
JIM: Don’t tell me it didn’t come with us. It can’t have been left behind.
GWEN: Well, what was in it that was so important?
JIM: You sure you haven’t seen it?
GWEN: Do you want to search the place?
JIM: It must have come. Oh, no.
MEG: What was in it?
JIM: All my presents for you. I hid them in a little carton and put it with
all the other stuff so you wouldn’t notice it.ACT THREE 29
GWEN: Oh, well, it looks like you hid them a bit too well. That’s a
shame. Well, we may as well have what’s left of Christmas anyway.
Margaret, Merry Christmas. These are the books you'll need. This
one’s underwear. Jim, there are your socks. That’s your fishing reel.
Thope it’s the one you asked for. Merry Christmas.
JIM: can’t believe it. How did it happen? I’m sorry.
GWEN: Now don’t throw the wrapping paper everywhere. I’m not spend-
ing the day chasing wrapping paper all over the state. Though it
doesn’t look like there’ll be much this year.
JIM: I hid them in a cardboard box. I left it with the suitcases so it would
just get packed, no questions asked, and you wouldn’t suspect and
look inside.
GWEN: That backfired. And we go without Christmas. [Jo MEG] Are you
going to hand yours over? Or can I go and start lunch?
MEG: Here you are. Merry Christmas.
GWEN: Thanks. Are these the...?
MEG: Yes, the plastic mugs.
GWEN: Marvellous. Thank you. I won’t unwrap them all here. And what
did you get?
JIM: Just a little cardboard box.
GWEN: I think your needle’s stuck. What have you got?
MEG: It’s that fishing book.
GWEN: Oh, that’s nice.
JIM: So big it was.
GWEN: I’m not going to stand here nattering.
MEG: I saw the carton.
JIM: Don’t worry, it doesn’t matter.
MEG: I saw it in the hall.
JIM: Drop it, sweetheart.
MEG: I saw it. It was near the telephone table, wasn’t it?
JIM: That’s right, but it doesn’t matter now.
GWEN: Christmas is only for the young ones, anyway. I don’t know why
we bother anymore.
JIM: I was just so sure it would get packed.
GWEN: I can start cutting up the vegies, I suppose.
MEG: You saw it too, didn’t you? You saw the box sitting there.
GWEN: I did no such thing.30 AWAY
MEG: You must have. It was sitting next to your vanity case.
GWEN: I didn’t see any cardboard carton.
MEG: Everything else that was in the hall got packed in the car. You did
see it.
GWEN: Don’t argue with me.
MEG: You were the last one out. You’re the one who shuts the door, after
you’ve made sure the stove’s off and the fridge has been left open.
You saw the carton and you left it there on purpose.
GWEN: I most certainly did not.
MEG: You left it behind.
JIM: ll make it up. I’ll take us all to the pub for lunch.
GWEN: You won’t get me into that stinking pub.
MEG: And you knew what it was. You knew what was in it and you left
it there.
GWEN: I will not be accused outside my own caravan. On Christmas
morning.
MEG: Why did you do that?
GWEN: I’m not on trial.
Why would you do a thing like that?
JIM: Well, it’s done now. What's done is done.
MEG: I want to know why you did it.
GWEN: You watch your tongue, my girl.
MEG: Tell me why you deliberately left that box behind.
JIM: Don’t speak to your mother like that.
MEG: We have a game we play every year. We sneak presents home, we
hide them, we wrap them up in secret even though we can hear the
sticky tape tearing and the paper rustling; we hide them in the stuff we
take away, we pretend not to see them until Christmas morning even
when we know they’re there and we know what’s in them because
we’ve already put in our orders so there’s no waste or surprise. And
Dad always hides his in a pathetic place that’s so obvious it’s a joke
and we all laugh at him behind our backs but we play along! You
knew what was in that box. You left it behind. I want to know why.
GWEN: Where have you picked up these ugly manners?
MEG: What were you trying to do, what did you want to gain?
JIM: It’s only old presents. Slippers and your new breadknife.
MEG: Did you want to have something we’d all have to be sorry for theACT THREE 31
whole holiday? There’s always something we do wrong that takes you
weeks to forgive.
GWEN: Where did you learn to say all this?
MEG: You have to tell me.
GWEN: The things that are taken away on holidays always go in the
proper order, so everything will fit. I can’t help it if someone decides
to be smart and funny and try to hide things in a little cardboard
box. I wasn’t going to have the whole routine upset, that we’ve been
following all these years and that I thought was giving people a good
life, though it seems I’m very wrong, for the sake of someone’s joke.
MEG: But to do it deliberately!
GWEN: You’re developing a nasty streak. A very nasty, cruel streak. You
know what you’re becoming? Snide. A nasty, snide girl. No-one likes
a snide girl, always arguing, always throwing a tantrum, getting your
own way, answering back, correcting people, criticising, complaining,
no-one likes that sort of girl. Unless you count your foul-mouthed
little English chum. You’ll make a great pair. Throw your future away.
Give it away. Throw what J have done, we have done, in our faces.
MEG: What have you done?
JIM: Let’s all calm down.
GWEN: Sacrificed! Gone without. Gone through hardship so what
happened to us will never happen to you. So you’ll never know what
‘we saw—never, never, never. Never see people losing jobs and never
finding another one, never be without a home, never be without
enough money for a decent meal, never be afraid that everything will
fall apart at any second. Isn’t that something, miss? Tell me? Isn’t it?
JIM: Let’s all relax and calm down.
MEG: I’m sorry.
JIM: Just sit down, nice and quiet.
MEG: I’m sorry.
GWEN: Why are you so cruel?
MEG: I’m sorry.
GWEN: Now my head’s going to burst. I’m going to take something and
then get lunch.
She goes.
JIM: I asked you. I begged you.32 AWAY,
MEG: I couldn’t help myself.
JIM: What good could it do? What do you want her to do now, after all
this time?
MEG: Smile.
Pause.
JIM: When we were first courting I took her to the pictures to see Gone
with the Wind. Afterwards she was so quiet, but excited, something
in her head was turning over and over. She was living in this funny
little house in Surry Hills then, with all her sisters, it was a pretty
dirty area. The next week I went round to take her out to a dance.
Everyone else had gone on some church picnic and she was home
‘on her own so I knew we'd have a few minutes alone. I got there
a bit early because I couldn’t think of anything else I’d rather be
doing. I went round the back and as I went past the kitchen window
I could hear her talking to someone. I stopped at the back door. She
was saying what old Vivien Leigh said in Gone with the Wind—just
before the intermission and the war’s been on and everyone’s dead
and the house’s wrecked and the crops burnt and she’s scratching
around in the dirt for some old potato or cotton or something just
to feed her family and she stands up against that red sky and says:
“As God is my witness, I will never be hungry again’. T laughed, not
at her, but I was really bowled over, she was as good as old Vivien
any day. She was very embarrassed and so was I and we made a bit
of a joke of it. But seeing her upset before made me remember that
afternoon. ‘I will never be hungry again.’ It had that effect on a lot
of people, that film. Old Scarlett standing in that field and wanting
to rule the world.
A clump of CAMPERS comes in.
ALL: Merry Christmas!
JIM: And you.
SECOND CAMPER: Having a good time this year?
JIM: Can’t complain.
FOURTH CAMPER: Not so close to the water this year.
JIM: No, we were beaten to it.
ALL: A lot of us were.
THIRD CAMPER: Not one regular gota spot close to the water this summer.ACT THREE 33
JIM: Oh, well.
FIRST CAMPER: We’ve been talking to a few people.
THIRD CAMPER: Going around the whole site, actually.
FIRST CAMPER: Just saying—
FOURTH CAMPER: Merry Christmas.
THIRD CAMPER: And having a quiet word with the more or less regular
campers and caravanners.
FOURTH CAMPER: We’ve even thought of getting up a bit of a petition.
FIRST CAMPER: But that might be a bit drastic to start with.
SECOND CAMPER: So we’re just having a quiet word first.
THIRD CAMPER: To test the water, so to speak.
FIRST CAMPER: I’m a Rotary man myself and I’m used to a bit of—
ALL: Organising!
FIRST CAMPER: So I started mentioning a few, what you might call,
grievances.
THIRD CAMPER & FOURTH CAMPER: [together] Not major grievances.
FIRST CAMPER: But grievances just the same, that we—the ordinary,
regular camper—is experiencing.
SECOND CAMPER: And since you’ve been coming here as long as anyone
we felt it important to include you in this initial group.
FIRST CAMPER: With your lady wife as well.
JIM: I don’t have any grievances.
FOURTH CAMPER: A spot so far from the water, for example!
JIM: Luck of the draw, first in first-—
THIRD CAMPER: But mightn’t you feel that as a camper of many years
standing you might expect a spot closer to the water?
SECOND CAMPER: As opposed to someone, say, who happened to turn off
the highway taking pot luck?
JIM: Like I said, first in—
FIRST CAMPER: We’ve been considering an idea of somehow assuring
regular campers a better deal.
ALL: A priority system.
FIRST CAMPER: Of reserving spots by the water.
ALL: The longer you’ve been coming here the closer to the water.
FIRST CAMPER: And there’s the shower and toilet block. It needs
expanding.
SECOND CAMPER & FOURTH CAMPER: [fogether] It isn’t coping at all.34 AWAY
FIRST CAMPER: We were thinking of approaching Council to build us a
proper brick and cement structure. Toilets, showers and a small shop
selling essentials, hot food.
THIRD CAMPER: Beachy things.
SECOND CAMPER & FOURTH CAMPER: [together] You know.
FIRST CAMPER: Also laundry facilities.
FOURTH CAMPER: And a large kitchen area.
FIRST CAMPER: For when those women folk really feel the need to cook
up a storm.
THIRD CAMPER: They should feel right at home while they’re on holiday.
SECOND CAMPER & FOURTH CAMPER: [‘ogether'] Something a bit smarter
than the old primus.
FIRST CAMPER: We’re also a little concerned about some of the people
who’ ve started putting in an appearance over the last few years.
SECOND CAMPER & FOURTH CAMPER: [together] Drifter types.
THIRD CAMPER: Not proper families.
FIRST CAMPER: And some of the New Australian campers might need
to be reminded of the way proper Australian families run a holiday.
SECOND CAMPER & FOURTH CAMPER: [together] They’re not bobbing
around in the Mediterranean now.
FIRST CAMPER: There’s also a beautification plan underway. We want to
remove—
ALL: All those trees!
FIRST CAMPER: They pose a serious threat in any sort of wind.
SECOND CAMPER: A branch from one of those could put a nasty hole in
your caravan.
FOURTH CAMPER: And the kiddies are always as risk from—
SECOND CAMPER & FOURTH CAMPER: [together] Ticks.
FIRST CAMPER: We think there should be some sort of caretaker too,
to look after the grass. Also we'd like to see some solid steps down
onto the beach, with handrails, to make the beach more accessible to
everyone.
THIRD CAMPER: A car-parking area right down on the rock platform
would be a good idea too.
SECOND CAMPER: And there’s been a lot of concern about the building
of the lookout.
FIRSTCAMPER: If we’ re going to turn that headland into a scenic attractionACT THREE 35
we're going to have to do a lot of work—
ALL: To make it work!
THIRD CAMPER: There needs to be a gravel-surface road up to the lookout
itself.
FIRST CAMPER: As well as a decent turning circle—
SECOND CAMPER & FOURTH CAMPER: [together] And a cyclone-wire
fence to make it perfectly safe.
THIRD CAMPER: We've got a list here of our proposals as well as a few
other ideas.
FIRST CAMPER: Draining the lagoon,
SECOND CAMPER: Banning pets,
FOURTH CAMPER: And keeping the under twenties—
ALL: —out of the Saturday night dances!
FIRST CAMPER: We’ll leave one with you.
SECOND CAMPER: See what you think.
THIRD CAMPER: There’ I] be a public meeting in the hall the day after New
Year’s Day.
JIM: Thank you.
SECOND CAMPER: Have a lovely Christmas Day.
FOURTH CAMPER: Big lunch on the way?
JIM: I'd say so.
They all howl with laughter and go. Silence.
MEG: I got a tick once. You said it would burrow through to my brain.
JIM: There was no-one here that year except a few abalone divers.
MEG: And they went swimming in the nuddy. And Mum hit the roof.
JIM: Went after them with a broom.
He folds up the list, looks at it and tears it into pieces.
SCENE THREE
The roof of the Gold Coast Hotel.
CORAL and RICK.
CORAL: I found myself up here by accident.
RICK: As long as we’re not away too long.
CORAL: I got out of the lift on the wrong floor and saw a door.
RICK: A few people saw us sneak out.36 AWAY
CORAL: I thought, why not? It said ‘no entry’ but they didn’t mean me.
RICK: I don’t care what they might think.
CORAL: I came up those stairs and here I was on the roof.
RICK: Some of them like making snide remarks. Susie might get the
wrong idea.
CORAL: There! Now look at the view. Aren’t you sorry I got you away
from that party? You can see the mountains.
RICK: Susie’s a little bit suspicious, I think, I’m always just going to
meet you when she wants to do something.
CORAL: And you can see the whole of the town.
RICK: She seems to know just when I’m going to see you. Maybe I get
nervous and she can tell. Do I get nervous?
CORAL: It’s even better up here at night. With this breeze.
RICK: Do I get nervous?
CORAL: It’s like a desert in the daytime.
RICK: I want to know if I’m acting nervous whenever I meet you.
CORAL: No, of course not.
RICK: I don’t want Susie to think I’m up to anything wrong. lam on my
honeymoon.
CORAL: Wrong?
RICK: But I get excited when I know it’s time to see you again.
CORAL: We like each other.
RICK: But I get excited.
CORAL: Look at the lights. And the cars.
RICK: And maybe she can sense that because then she sulks and gets
really moody and won’t talk to me. I make an excuse to get out and
then I see you and we go somewhere and all we do is talk.
CORAL: I like to talk.
RICK: Then when I go back she wants to go out and I don’t. I just feel like
sitting and drinking. She gets upset and sulks again. I should tell her
where I’m going.
CORAL: She’d hate that.
RICK: I don’t understand her. But I’m married to her.
CORAL: You’re on your honeymoon.
RICK: And if I try to make it up to her and be close when I touch her she
rips her arm away and goes down to the shops or orders some food.
She won’t look at me.ACT THREE 37
CORAL: Rick, don’t worry about that.
RICK: Then the phone rings and there’s no-one there. I know it’s you
and that makes me nervous. I bet she knows!
CORAL: But we’re here on our own.
RICK: And you pass messages to me and when I read them I want
to walk away from whatever I’m doing and talk to you straight
away. She can tell, I know she can. We won’t talk to each other
anymore.
CORAL: Why not?
RICK: It’s the wrong thing to do. I’m on my honeymoon. I’ve known
her since school.
CORAL: You can’t stop being with me.
RICK: We’ll pack up and go somewhere else. What if her family found
out? How would that look? I don’t understand why I do this. Why do
you want to see me?
CORAL: You're still alive. You’re still alive and talking and laughing.
RICK: I’m just going round the twist, I think. I do things I don’t under-
stand. I have a job I didn’t want. I got married and I can’t remember
why. I’m going to buy a house and I can’t remember why. I spend all
day waiting to talk to this woman I don’t know. I’m going to end up
ina straightjacket. Everything I do is wrong. But I can’t help myself.
J just do things and I don’t see why.
CORAL: Come into the dark. Over here. Come over here. Give me your
hand.
RICK: | feel like I’m asleep all the time.
CORAL: Come into the shadows. A boy like you...
They disappear into the dark.
RICK: Like in a dream.
CORAL: Here in the corner. In the dark. A boy like you... talk... talk to
me... say something... laugh...
Silence for a moment. ROY comes onto the roof. He paces around,
searching.
ROY: Coral? Sweetheart? Come back to the party. Why did you run out?
Come back to the party. Where are you? I followed you. I had to. I
love you. Don’t hide away like this. Don’t hide from me. I brought
you a drink, To celebrate. To toast the New Year. A better year. This38 AWAY
one’ll be a better year all round. We’ll make it a better year. No
looking back.
In the distance we hear cheering, singing of ‘Auld Lang Syne’,
car horns.
There it is. You’ll miss it, quick. 1968.
CORAL: Here we are. We’re here.
RICK: Where are you going?
CORAL: We’re here. Happy New Year! Happy New Year!
CORAL and RICK come out of the dark.
We were hiding. Here we are. You’ve only got two glasses. That’s
alright. We'll share. Happy New Year! Drink from the glass with me.
Here you are.
RICK takes the glass.
We're all here together. Look at that sky. There’s a storm down south.
Watch for the lightning.
ROY: Straighten yourself up, boy.
CORAL: Don’t nag.
ROY: Somebody’s probably looking for you.
RICK goes.
What am I going to do with you?
CORAL: You sent him away.
ROY: I’m going to have to do something. See someone.
CORAL: [a great cry] You sent him away!
ROY: Do you want me to send you to a doctor? Do you want to see a
doctor? Do you want me to arrange shock treatment? I can. I looked
into it. It’s very easy. I just have to take you toa doctor and they plug
you in and that’s that. Look at you. Look at me. Tl lock you up if
that’s what it takes. I’ll keep you under lock and key if you insist. But
you won’t behave like this. You won’t ever see another living person.
You won’t bother anyone. You won’t see another living person. I’ll
look after you. I’ll come and visit you.
CORAL: Don’t worry about me. You don’t have to worry about me. I’m
going down to our room and I’ll have a good think about what you
said, ’ll sort things out. Give me the key, darling. Is it in this pocket?
Give mea little while. I'll be as right as rain. [Leaving] I'll gather myACT THREE 39
thoughts and turn things over and over in my mind. T’ll weigh things
up and come to a decision. But don’t worry about me, I’ll be fine.
ROY leans out over the parapet and listens to the sound of the
party.
SCENE FOUR
Storm scene.
The FAIRIES return and stage a spectacular storm, emptying the stage
1o the sound of Mendelssohn's ‘Wedding March’.
JIM: Put the clothes in the car.
GWEN: Take the stove!
JIM: I’m going to try and dig a trench.
GWEN: You'll get struck by lightning.
JIM: Stay in the car.
GWEN: Where’s my purse?
JIM: Stay in the open.
Don Barker (Roy) and Jane Menelaus (Coral) in the State Theatre
Company of South Australia production, 1987. (Photo: David Wilson)40 AWAY
GWEN: The boat will be washed away.
JIM: Stay away from the trees.
JIM, GWEN and MEG are driven out by the FAIRIES, who wreak
havoc with noise, light and frenzied activity.
SCENE FIVE
As the storm subsides there is darkness. The opening bars of
Mendelssohn's Dream overture are heard. The light becomes warm
and intense. TOM, VIC and HARRY are discovered on a beach. She
is wearing a spectacular sunhat, HARRY has a fishing reel. TOM is
wearing board shorts and an Hawaiian shirt.
vic: Where will we go today?
TOM: Round onto the rocks?
HARRY: What about going round to the next beach?
VIC: We’ve got enough food.
HARRY: The next beach?
TOM: The next beach it is.
vic: We were lucky to miss that storm.
HARRY: We were very lucky.
VIC: I’ll bet it did some damage.
HARRY: We'd have been alright. We could have sheltered under your hat.
vic: I love my new hat.
HARRY: We all did well out of Santa. New hat, new reel, new bathers.
VIC: Don’t get too burnt.
TOM: I’ll be fine.
Vic: Let’s go round to the next beach, then.
They go.
END OF ACT THREEACT FOUR
SCENE ONE
The beach.
VIC, HARRY, JIM and GWEN.
VIC: The headland shelters the beach from the wind. You can sit round
there under the rocks on the coolest day and be as hot as chips. There’s
arock pool over there that’s almost a perfect rectangle. You’d think
it had been carved out by human hands. The bottom’s covered in
sand. Even I go in it and I’m terrified of what might be hiding in
most rock pools. At the other end there’s a cave that you can get into
at low tide. It goes right in under that dairy on the hill, the one you
drove past on the way in here. There’s a track from the cave right up
the cliff onto the headland. At night up there you can see the lights
of the town, way, way over there, and the lighthouse on the island.
And past that headland there’s a beach that must be, oh, five—?
HARRY: Five at least, seven—
VIC: Yes, seven miles long without a break. We walk around there for a
picnic, You get halfway along and look back and there are just three
lines of footprints trailing away into the distance. It’s marvellous to
sit in the middle of that beach, the three of us. Sometimes when it’s
really hot it’s nice to slip your bathers off in the water and just swim
about like a fish.
JIM: It is a lovely spot, isn’t it?
GWEN nods unwillingly.
HARRY: And at the end of that beach there’s a headland, a big rock plat-
form. In the middle there’s a carving in the rock. A man with a spear.
And a big kangaroo. How old did that fellow say it was?
vic: Five thousand years. At least.
HARRY: Five thousand years!
VIC: It is a wonderful place. And what a piece of luck you found it.
JIM: It was just chance, wasn’t it?42 AWAY
GWEN nods again.
‘After that storm we salvaged what we could and dried it out. We
thought we'd just go straight home. There didn’t seem much point
in carrying on after that washout. There doesn’t seem to be a reason
to carry on with your holiday when your van’s a wreck, your boat’s
smashed on the rocks and all your clothes are soaked. But we
tried to save something of the holiday and spent a few nights in
this motel. It was a funny place. Run by this old cheese who wore
thongs all the time. They were old thongs, very loose, and you could
hear her, flap, flap, flap, coming down the passageway. They’d stop
for a second, then start again. I suppose she was listening at a door. I
don’t know what she thought people might be up to, the rooms were
really tiny. We stuck it out for a couple of nights. But... we didn’t
enjoy it. It wasn’t our sort of place. So we decided to head for home.
We drove all day yesterday and we were getting pretty hot and tired
and the girl suddenly pointed at a road sign and said we had to turn
off the highway. She really wanted us to, kept insisting. So I turned,
the car around and drove back to the road sign and turned off down
the dirt road. And when we came up over the last hill and saw the
beach...
HARRY: Yes, you were very lucky.
vic: And you got here in time for the campers’ amateur night. It’s how
we end our holidays. It’s a great night. You'll laugh till you’re sick.
HARRY: It’s a great way to end a holiday.
vic: And it’s been a wonderful holiday this year.
CORAL enters in a flowing kaftan, dark glasses, and a huge straw
hat over a scarf.
Look, there she is, the artist.
She waves. CORAL goes out without seeing them.
Isn’t she an interesting-looking woman? She’s been here a few days
now. She just arrived one morning, all by herself. I think she might be
an artist or something, so that’s what I call her. She goes and sits on
the rock ledge for hours and stares into the sea. She keeps to herself,
right away from everyone. The world is full of interesting people.ACT FOUR 43
Above: Andrea Moor (Gwen), David Lynch (Jim), Geoff Morrell (Harry)
and Julie Godfrey (Vic) in the Griffin Theatre Company production,
Sydney, 1986. (Photo: Francisco Vidinha) Below: Jillian Murray (Vic),
Ross Williams (Harry) and Julia Blake (Coral) in the Playbox Theatre
Company production, 1986. (Photo: Jeff Busby)
mye44 AWAY
GWEN: [violently] The world is full of mad people. Everywhere, mad
people. Why do they have to live like that? Mad people, weird, sick,
sordid people. How do they bear having no worthwhile aim? I’m tired
of people who don’t want to improve. I’msick to death of people who
are happy to just stay in the mud, in the swamp, just thrashing about,
who don’t try for a better life, to fight their way out with their bare
hands. I hate them—they’re happy in their filthy little holes like that
motel—that was a nightmare!—I hate them. They’re everywhere.
Like ants, swarming everywhere, no direction, no ambition—
She stifles herself. Silence.
vic: I think we should go for a walk.
GWEN: No.
vic: Us girls. Along the water.
GWEN: No.
vic: Just a stroll. Come on.
TIM: Go on. Breathe some sea air.
The women go. Silence for a while.
HARRY: Yes, you were lucky.
JIM: It was the girl’s idea completely. She... my wife, gave up. She was
very upset. But the girl kept on at me. She didn’t let up until we were
on that dirt road. She’s a handful.
Pause.
HARRY: This is a wonderful country. We’re still not used to a hot
Christmas.
uM: My wife is not really an angry woman. She has high hopes.
HARRY: We have no regrets. We don’t get homesick. Only once a year.
We book a telephone call to our old street. In Nottingham. We get
out the photo album. Remember for a while. But we have no regrets.
This country... And often when we do think back, all we can think
of is the cold, the tiny houses, the rationing, the rubble after the
War. It was a rubbish dump. A lot wanted to stay and help to build
again, But we didn’t want to. We felt held back. We knew why the
sailors had called it the Old World. It was like living with an elderly
relative—tired, cranky—who doesn’t want you to have any fun but
just worry about their health all the time. Nagging you, criticisingACT FOUR 45
you, making you feel guilty for any enjoyment you might manage
to find. No regrets. In a funny kind of way we're happy. Even while
we’re very, very sad. We have no regrets, but we have no hopes. Not
anymore. We might get some, but it’s unlikely, I think. Our son is
very sick. It’s a cancer of the blood. He was very bad this year, we
thought it was time to get ready. But he got through it. It’s called ‘in
remission’. But it will come back. Every day we watch for bruises.
Or to see if he’s more tired than usual. We made it into another year
at least. But we don’t look forward. We haven’t given up, no, no.
That would be a mistake. We don’t look back and we don’t look
forward. We have this boy and we won’t have him for long. And
whatever he does, that will have to be enough. The Chinese don’t
believe in being too upset when someone dies. That would mean
you thought they’d died too soon and what they’d done up till then
didn’t amount to much. We will be sad, of course.
Silence.
JIM: I can’t think of anything to say.
HARRY: Don’t ever say anything about it. Ever. Give me your word.
JIM: I won’t.
HARRY: He doesn’t know. He won’t know. We mustn’t let him know. He
must not be afraid. He must never suspect. He must look ahead even
if we never do. Understand?
JIM: I promise.
HARRY: We don’ttell most people. Very occasionally we run into someone
who needs to know. But we don’t tell very many. Did you manage to
save your fishing gear?
JM: A few reels. The rods were broken or washed away.
HARRY: What a pity.
The women come back. They have been crying and are supporting
each other.
vic: Here she is. I brought her back. The water’s very warm today. We
had a quick paddle.
Silence for a moment. They all look at each other.
HARRY: The boy wants some things in town for the show tonight. We’d
better make tracks.46 AWAY
vic: Come to the concert.
HARRY: Of course they will.
vic: You’ll have a wonderful night.
HARRY: They’ ll be there, won’t you?
JIM: We’ll be there.
VIC and HARRY go. Silence.
GWEN: If you want to ask me what I think or how I feel I couldn’t say.
JIM: I can guess.
GWEN: What do you think of me? You must hate me. Why do you still
bother? I’m sorry... there are all these questions I want to ask. And
not just you. Everybody.
JIM: Do you want to head off?
GWEN: Go home? No.
JIM: Do you feel alright?
GWEN: I feel... Give me a drink.
He gets her one.
| feel... No, I can’t say, I can’t tell you. Those two people... What am
I trying to say?
JIM: Here’s your drink. Is your head aching?
GWEN: I’m not sure. What am I trying to say?
JIM: Don’t worry yourself.
GWEN: I have to. I have to worry myself. What is it I’m trying to say?
JIM: You're overtired.
GWEN: Don’t protect me. Tell me what I’m feeling.
JIM: Shocked?
GWEN: Yes...
sim: Amazed, sad?
GWEN: Not those things. They’re so weak.
JIM: The girl would know. She’d hit the nail on the head.
She tries to take a Bex powder.
GWEN: I can’t take this powder. I can’t make it go in. I want to take it and
it won’t go in. I’m going to be sick.
JIM: Give it to me.
GWEN: There’s a terrible taste in my mouth.
JIM: I'll get rid of it. Relax.ACT FOUR 47
GWEN: I’m sorry.
JIM: You should lie down.
GWEN: No. Let’s walk. Come on, down to the water. The water’s so warm.
They go.
SCENE TWO
TOM and MEG.
TOM: Give up?
MEG: Not yet.
TOM: You won’t guess.
MEG: I’ve seen her before.
TOM: Come on, give up.
MEG: No, I’ve seen her. I know her.
TOM: Then who is she?
MEG: Don’t tell me. I give up.
TOM: You give up?
MEG: Yes.
TOM: You can’t think who she is?
MEG: I give up.
TOM: Our headmaster’s wife.
MEG: Headmaster?
TOM: That’s right.
MEG: No.
TOM: Yes it is.
MEG: That’s incredible.
TOM: I knew who she was the second I saw her. No-one else knows. She’s
avery good actress.
MEG: The headmaster’s wife.
TOM: That’s right. She’s run away. She left him in this luxury hotel on
New Year’s Eve. Can you believe it? She hitched here.
MEG: Hitchhiked. And dressed like that?
TOM: Dressed like that.
MEG: Your parents don’t recognise her?
TOM: No. I knew, though. I went straight up to her and wished her a
Happy New Year. I called her name and she turned around. I called
out ‘Gotcha’, and she laughed. She told me the whole story. We’re48 AWAY
great friends. She ran away from him because he was going to have
her put away.
MEG: Is she crazy?
TOM: She has been. She’s better now.
MEG; Really mad?
TOM: Not anymore. She’s been talking to people, she said. She doesn’t
feel any different to anyone else anymore. I told her... well, I told
her a thing or two that helped. She’s ready to get back into the swim,
she says.
MEG: But she’s not a real lunatic.
TOM: She might have been for a minute or two.
MEG: And she’s in disguise.
TOM: That’s right.
MEG: She looks like a film star.
TOM: Kim Novak.
MEG: Does she?
TOM: Yeah, I picked it straight off.
MEG: Kim Novak?
TOM: What do you think of our beach?
MEG: It’s fantastic. We had a terrible argument before we came here.
Mum just wanted to get back to the Pinocleen and Rinso. I kept
nagging. I was being a real pain in the neck. But it would have been
such a waste. We would have spent months in misery just getting over
it. L wanted us to take a chance for once and see what was here.
TOM: Good on you. Do you want to sit down?
MEG: Aren’t we walking to the headland?
Tom: Eventually. Sit down.
Pause.
MEG: Ummm. No. Let’s keep walking.
TOM: Let’s sunbake for a while.
MEG: I don’t have a costume.
TOM: Don’t need one.
MEG: No.
TOM: What’s the problem?
MEG: Now look—
TOM: Come on—ACT FOUR 49
MEG: You’re frightening me.
TOM: I’m not.
MEG: All of a sudden I’m scared.
TOM: Come on—
MEG: I’m afraid.
TOM: Bull!
MEG: Please.
TOM: Lie down.
MEG: Why did you lead me here?
TOM: Lie down here.
MEG: Don’t be like this.
TOM: I said lie down.
MEG: No.
TOM: Come here!
MEG: I can scream really well.
TOM: I want you to let me do it to you.
MEG: Let you? I don’t want to.
TOM: Please.
MEG: No.
TOM: You have to.
MEG: I’m going to scream.
TOM: Alright, I’m in love with you.
MEG: No you’re not.
TOM: I want to. I have to. Please, please. Just once. Oh Christ, please.
Come on. Just lie down. I won’t hurt you. I have to.
MEG: Why are you crying?
TOM: Don’t say no. Do you want me to beg?
MEG: No.
TOM: I will. Please, I beg you.
MEG: Stop it, get up. What’s the matter? Maybe you’re cracked as well,
maybe it’s catching.
TOM: What will make you give in? What can I say?
MEG: Nothing.
: What can I do?
MEG: Nothing, nothing.
TOM: I want to do it once, just once.
MEG: You will.
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TOM: You remember when I missed school this year?
MEG: Yes, you were away for months.
TOM: Where was I?
MEG: You were sick.
TOM: But where was I?
MEG: You were in hospital for a while.
TOM: For a long while. What was wrong with me?
MEG: You had some infection.
TOM: Yeah, that’s what I had. An infection. Everyone knew I had some
infection. I was sick. I was told the infection was running its course.
‘That I had to fight. I did. One day a doctor came and sat on my bed
and had a long talk with me. He told me that before I got completely
well again I would get a lot worse, get really, really sick. And no
matter how sick I got not to worry because it meant that soon I’d
start to get well again. He was full of shit. He couldn’t look me in
the face to say it. He stared at the cabinet next to the bed the whole
time. And the nurses were really happy whenever they were near
me, but when I stared them in the face, in the end they’d look away
Sally Cooper (Meg) and Paul Goddard (Tom) in the Playbox Theatre
Company production, Melbourne, 1986. (Photo: Jeff Busby)ACT FOUR SL
and bite their lips. When I was able to go home the doctor took me
into his office and we had another talk. I had to look after myself.
No strain, no dangerous activity. Keep my spirits up. Then he went
very quiet, leant over the desk, practically whispering how if I knew
a girl it’d be good for me to do it, to try it. ‘It’, he kept calling it. It,
it. [ put him on the spot. What? Name it. Give it a name. He cleared
his throat. ‘Sexual intercourse.’ But if I was worried about going all
the way I could experiment with mutual masturbation. Know what
that is?
think it’s pretty clear.
nearly spat in his face. You shocked?
don’t know.
TOM: So how about it? Help me. I’m going to get sick again. And I won’t
get better. Your parents won’t find out.
MEG: Will yours?
TOM: They don’t know. That I know. They want me to think I’m going to
be as right as rain. They mustn’t find out I know. They mustn’t even
suspect, the poor bastards. And you won’t fill them in.
MEG: Okay.
TOM: Will you?
MEG: Okay.
TOM: No, come on.
MEG: I give you my word.
TOM: Do you?
MEG: You have my word.
TOM: Now... what do you say’?
MEG: I can’t.
Silence.
I’m sorry.
TOM: I’m a real creep, aren’t I?
MEG: It’s just that... well... you’re a bit skinny for me.
Pause.
TOM: I could build myself up.
MEG: Well...
TOM: Yes. I could build myself up. Do a Charles Atlas course. Would that
help?52 AWAY
MEG: It might.
TOM: I'll do it.
MEG: Are you really as sick as that?
TOM: Not today, not today.
MEG: If you could have seen your face before. Are you afraid?
Tom: You coming to the concert tonight?
MEG: Will I get in?
TOM: Front row. You won’t let them find out, will you?
MEG: I swear.
TOM: Go on then, swear.
MEG: Oh... blast! I’ll see you at the concert.
She goes.
TOM: Hey!
She stops. He starts to do push-ups, laughing. She watches him.
When he looks up again she 8 gone. He lies on his back and covers
his face with his hands, lies there for a moment. CORAL comes in
with an armful of wood.
CORAL: Will this be enough?
TOM: For kindling.
CORAL: Oh. I’m not a pyromaniac, so 1 wasn’t sure how much you'll
need.
TOM: Come on, we'll make a real effort. Then you've got lines to learn.
CORAL: I'll bet Kim Novak has more than an afternoon to get into a part.
You’re not feeling... sick or anything? Tired?
TOM: No. Come on.
They go.
SCENE THREE
The amateur night, An MC appears in a spotlight. He is dressed as a
hula girl. He is carrying a ukulele.
MC: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Eh? ‘Here
come the elephants!’ How do you fit four elephants in a Mini Minor?
Easy. Two in the front and two in the back. Here’s a trick one. What
did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming with sunglasses on?ACT FOUR 53
Pr
VIC: ‘Here come the elephan
: No, he didn’t say anything ’cause he didn’t recognise them. Ha ha
ha. Now—why did the elephants cross the road? Give up? It was the
chook’s day off. Ha ha ha.
He begins to play the ukulele.
Pearly shells, by the ocean,
Lying in the sun, covering the shore.
When I see them, my heart tells me that I love you
More than all those little pearly shell.
For every grain of sand upon the shore
T’ve got a kiss for you.
And I’ve got more left over than each star
That twinkles in the blue.
Pearly shells, by the ocean [efc.]
Don’t applaud, just throw money, ha ha ha. Now to round off the
concert tonight we’ve got something a little different from what we
Jane Harders (Coral) and Steven Vidler (Tom) in the Sydney Theatre
Company production, 1987. (Photo: Sandy Edwards)54 AWAY
usually have, but one year without hokey-pokey won’t kill you, will
it? Will it?
ALL: Noooo.
mc: And Alice MacFaddyn had that nasty tussle with the bluebottle so
she’s not up to singing *Vilia’ for us, so settle back, relax, kick off your
shoes, as two of our fellow holiday-makers present a heart-warming
drama they’ve knocked together themselves entitled The Stranger on
the Shore. Okay, kids.
TOM appears before the curtain. He is wearing a sailor 8 cap.
TOM: There was once this sailor who was watching the stars one night,
a few miles off the Cape of Good Hope. He’d had too much rum
that night and he lost his balance. ‘I’m falling, I’m falling. What is
this cold wetness that envelopes me? It is the sea. I can see my life
flashing past my eyes. I’m drowning, I’m drowning. Down I go. To
the bottom.’ So he drowned. And when he got to heaven he was so
piss... drunk, they wouldn’t let him in. He was turned away at the
door. ‘Now I shall have to wander the high seas forever, and forever
roam the docks until I atone. Endless torture.’ One night as he was
wandering around the port of Rotterdam...
CORAL makes ship noises on a bottle.
... he met this strange woman.
CORAL’ leg appears through the curtain, then her face.
CORAL: [with an American accent] “Good evening. What a beautiful
night. You look lonely.”
JIM: When’s the punch line?
TOM: Do you mind? We’re trying to do a play.
JIM: Sorry.
TOM: Thanks. Go on.
CORAL: ‘You look lonely. Let’s take a walk together.”
TOM: ‘Let me buy you a drink. What’ll you have?’
CORAL: ‘Gin. No ice.’
TOM: So they fell in love almost at once.
They embrace passionately. She disappears behind the curtain.
CORAL: ‘See ya later.’
Tom: ‘But what shall I do? I am a ghost and she a mortal womanACT FOUR, 55
with a strange power over me. I shall leave this place. I will take
a tramp steamer to Tierra del Fuego.’ But as the ship was leaving
the dock...
CORAL & face appears, grief-stricken. She waves a handkerchief
and wails.
‘Get back, get back.”
A splash.
She has thrown herself into the water and is swimming after the ship.
CORAL disappears.
“She will surely perish.’ But just then the god of the sea took pity on
her and turned her into...
The curtain opens to reveal CORAL with her legs concealed by a
towel in the appropriate shape.
... amermaid. So she wouldn’t drown.
CORAL: ‘Alas, alas, I have no legs; but at least I can follow my beloved
whither he will sail. But it is so cold here on the silent bottom of the
deep, and so lonely. I dwell with the denizens of the ocean: the whales,
the stingrays, the giant clams and the slow-moving coelacanth.’
JIM: The which?
CORAL: Coelacanth. It’s prehistoric. ‘Forever in the darkness of the sea I
follow my beloved. How I yearn for the land, the sky, the grass, but to
walk causes me terrible pain in my nether regions. So far from home,
swimming after my ghostly lover.’
TOM: Whenever they met dockside she tried to walk to him but cried out
in great pain.
CORAL: ‘Alas!
She swoons.
TOM: Finally the god of the sea took pity on them. He gave the sailor one
wish. Whatever he wanted, he could have. ‘What shall I do? Return
to human life again? Or enter heaven and end this endless wandering
torture? No. It is my love who must be saved. She must return to
dry land. Better | am unhappy for all eternity than she suffer another
moment.’ So the sailor wished that his love walk again. The god was
totally amazed but granted his wish.56 AWAY,
He removes the towel. CORAL contemplates her legs a moment,
then covers them with her kafian.
CORAL: ‘Oh, don’t send me back. I want to follow you wherever you go.’
TOM: ‘You don’t belong here. You must return to your own world and
your own people. You must no longer dwell with the whales, the
stingrays, the giant clams and the slow-moving coelacanth. It’s not
good for you. Go back to the land, the grass, the sand.’
CORAL: ‘I cannot walk. | am afraid.”
TOM: ‘I will show you how.”
He lifis her and holds her as she takes a step. forward, then another,
then another.
CORAL: ‘I’m walking.’
Mendelssohn's ‘Nocturne’ is heard.
‘?'m walking, I’m walking.” [Un her own voice] I’m walking, I’m
walking, I’m walking.
As she disappears offstage she turns and waves 10 TOM, who waves
back. They all watch her go. He ‘picks up the towel, buries his face
in it a moment then takes a bow. The applause is led thunderously
by GWEN. VIC goes and looks where TOM and CORAL have gone.
There is a great red glow offstage.
vic: They’ ve lit a bonfire on the beach. Look! It’s like when the Armada
was coming.
They all stand and watch the fire for a moment, then slowly walk
off towards it. VIC and HARRY remain and leave the stage in
another direction.
END OF ACT FOURACT FIVE
SCENE ONE
As the ‘Nocturne’ continues to play, ROY comes on. He looks forlorn,
alone. He looks around vacantly. In another part of the stage MEG car-
ries in the suitcases. GWEN staggers in with more things. MEG takes
them from her and goes out. GWEN turns to go but stops. JIM comes in
with the cardboard carton. He takes out a parcel and hands it to her.
She unwraps it. It is a pair of slippers. She looks at them, then at him,
and walks away, a bit overcome. JIM goes to her and they embrace.
CORAL comes in carrying her hat upside down. She approaches ROY
cautiously. When he sees her he is confused. She approaches him and
offers him the hat. He takes it. She digs her hands into the crown of
the hat and lifts out a handful of shells. She lets them run through her
fingers. She lifis them out again. ROY leans towards them and buries
his face in the shells in CORAL’ hands. She lets them go again and
picks them up. He kisses the shells and her hands. IM and GWEN have
left the stage. MEG comes in and picks up the carton and takes it off
As ROY and CORAL leave MISS LATROBE comes on. The light becomes
bright, summery, morning.
SCENE TWO
The schoolyard.
MISS LATROBE looks about her at the morning. The other actors come in.
MISS LATROBE hands out books. They read the first scene of King Lear
down to the entrance of the king. MISS LATROBE stops them.
MISS LATROBE: I thought I’d bring you all out here under the trees to
read this, in my opinion, Shakespeare’s greatest tragedy. Now there
are many who would give Hamlet pride of place, but it is the strug-
gle between Man and Nature, as well as between Man and Man, and
between Man and himself that make this, for me, his masterwork.
And it is the power of Nature, its participation in the drama that58 AWAY
made me bring you all outside to commence w ork on your text for
this year. Now settle down [as they sit ina circle] and we'll con-
tinue reading King Lear by William Shakespeare. Tom, you’re our
own Chips Rafferty, why don’t you go on reading? Pick it up at the
King’s opening speech.
TOM: ‘Meantime we shall express our darker purpose.
Give me the map there. Know that we have divided
In three our kingdom; and ’tis our fast intent
To shake all cares and business from our age,
Conferring them on younger strengths, while we
Unburden’d craw] toward death.’
They remain still as the lights fade, the closing bars of
Mendelssohn's music are heard. Beyond them, as in a dream,
the lights play on the blue horizon and the sea.
THE END
Julia Blake (Coral) and Alan Cassell (Roy) in the Playbox Theatre
‘Company production, 1986. (Photo: Jeff Busby)