assholes

JOB SPECS
A low-level, mid-tier manager �ype from Aegis
Conglomera�ed—using the screen name Mr.
THE COMPETITION
Cord, Burned Hacker, Leader
Greensleeves—needs an Aegis BioTech
pro�o�ype implan� recovered. This rare �ech was HP 3 Morale 9 S�yleGuard −d2 Monosword d8
“mis�akenly” pu� down the recycle chu�e and Special: has a cyberdeck with a random App
ended up in a Mosscrof� junkyard, Big Dumpers. (CY_BORG p. 70), (2) Hand grenades (CY_BORG p.
39), and Cyber�ech Taurs (horns) d4.
As reward for recovering the implan� and saving
his job Mr. G promises �o provide a backdoor A psychopath who’d like i� mos� �o kill you.
in�o Aegis Financial for po�ential deb� reduction. Comple�ely hairless and fully immersed in
It’s simple: ge� �o Big Dumpers, search for the mino�aur s�yle. Talks with their hands. Addic�ed
implant, ge� the fuck out, and re�urn i� �o Mr. G. �o his�ory sims.
Wha� could possibly go wrong?
Vac, Orphaned Gear Head

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HP 6 Morale 8 S�yleGuard −d2 Mache�e d6
Special: opera�es a Pro�o�ype Crawler Drone written and illustrated
hItCH IN THE PLAn HP 6 Morale – S�eel pla�e −d6 Laser �urre� d12a. by Rugose Kohn
The reali�y is, Mr. G done fucked up. In a bo�ched Like their older sibling, Cord, a murderous shit.
a��emp� �o s�eal the pro�o�ype and sell i� on the Extremely flir�y. Wears baggy clothes, heavy
black market, they didn’� make i� down the 147 faux-gold chains (one is a Red-juice stimjec�or,
floors of the Aegis Conglomera�ed �ower in time d3 doses heals d10 HP), and shoulder pads.
�o ge� the uni� ou� of the trash. The buyer is Obsessed with arachnids.
pissed, Mr. G is despera�e, and the PCs aren’�
the only crew they’ve hired �o find it. Hla, Shunned Nanomancer edited
PCs have �o search the trash piles and HP 2 Morale 7 Burn� orange skin −d4 (CY_BORG
con�ainers for the pro�o�ype. Roll a d6 on the p. 43) Two small SMGs d6a Special: Crawling
by Ashley Kronebusch
ABT Pro�o�ype Implan� �able �o de�ermine Carapace Nano Power (CY_BORG p. 75).
wha� they’re looking for. With every pile

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searched, roll a d12 for a random encoun�er. Decked ou� in mirrorshades and an old movie-
mons�er cos�ume. Craves anarchy. Cons�antly
S�arting with the 3rd location, there’s a 1-in-12 fiddling with wha�ever. Collec�s masks.
chance (+1 chance s�acking for each failed
search) of finding the pro�o�ype. Bu� there’s Zola, Renegade Cyberslasher
another �eam looking �oo—the GM should roll
�o see if the competition finds the pro�o�ype HP 7 Morale 9 Full kevlar −d4 Sho�gun d8
(same conditions as the PCs). Special: Dual Logans (retrac�able claws) d8 and
a HandyBo� drone hand (50m range).
1.If the PCs find the pro�o�ype first,
the competition becomes a Dresses like a corpo bu� dripping with piercings.
hunting par�y. Always looking for “fun”. Chainsmoker. Plays
with model mech ki�s.
2.If they both find i� a� the same
time, the shi� hi�s the fan.
Wick, Forsaken Gang-Goon
3.If the competition finds i� first,
celebra�ory gunfire will aler� the HP 4 Morale 7 No armor – Smar�gun d6a
PCs, and there’s only one thing Special: small and fast, DR14 �o hit, carries (2)
lef� �o do…�ake i� from them. DNA bombs.
NuGoth fashionis�a with an ou�-of-place glowing
ABT PROTOTYPE IMPLANT respira�or. Unrepen�an� drug-user tha� of�en
reeks of ligh�er fluid. Infa�ua�ed with blades,
1. Prosthetic Asshole doesn’� own any.
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Rear-Facing Eyeball
Iron S�omach
Weaponized Gallbladder
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junkyard filled with scrap from GØ af�erall. Li�tle

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ann the Mann. Owner of Big lamethrower! A flamethrower found in a
nicks and scra�ches are inevi�able. PCs should junkyard—wha� could possibly go
Dumpers and exper� of verbal �es� Toughness DR8 each time they conduc� a wrong? Only damages organics and
evisceration. Wears a trucker cap, search. Failure causes a nano�ech infection, carbon-based lifeforms. DR8 �o hi� the
the fron� emblazoned with faded granting a random Nano Power (CY_BORG p. 75). firs� �arget, +2DR for each additional
le��ering tha� reads “THE MANN”. Yann �arge� (s�acking, no limit), d8a damage.
doesn’� much like uninvi�ed gues�s: the Once it’s emp�y, it’s emp�y.
nex� encoun�er will be a Demolition Dog.
HP 5 Morale 8 No armor – Cordless

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nstable Pile. Sometimes the piles aren’�

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grinder d6, ba��ery dies on a 1.
the most…s�able. This one is no

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exception. Searching the mound brings i�

2 O bscure Collectible. A rare collectible

relating �o a random PC’s Curren�
Obsession. I� cap�ures their in�erest,
down around you; �es� Agili�y DR12 or ge�
caugh� in the onslaugh� of falling garbage,

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d6 damage. Anyone wounded in the
making a��ending �o the �ask a� hand collapse �es�s for a nano�ech infection (as
extremely difficult. They always ac� last, previously described) a� Toughness DR12.
and all �es�s are +2DR as they marvel a�

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their new prize for d4 hours.

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lassic Caddy. A beas� of a land barge,
�en �ons of s�eel on wheels. A true

3 U nderground Bunker. Hidden under the classic. The trunk pops open, and a

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trash, a se� of locked cellar doors; rudimen�ary au�o-�urre� lays down a hail of
DR14 �o pick the lock or bru�e force it. au�ofire. HP 6 Morale – Rus�ed s�eel −d4
Inside, a narrow s�aircase descends �o a Old-timey machinegun d12a. 3-in-4
small shel�er. Maybe a good spo� �o res�

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chance each round i� runs ou� of ammo, the
and reload? There are d6 compressed emp�y weapon continuing �o click away.
food bars and d3 doses of a random
drug (CY_BORG p. 66).

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illdozer! A �errifying mechanical roar is

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followed by a plume of black smoke as

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pp Deck. Sifting through the heaps an au�onomous dozer comes crashing over
of refuse uncovers a filth-covered the �op of piled cars. I�s treads shred shee�
deck loaded with d2+1 random me�al while i� hurtles �owards you, in�en�
Apps (CY_BORG p. 70). Like everything
here, i� has seen be��er days. When on �o�al annihilation. HP 20 Morale –
Heavy s�eel pla�e −d8 Special: ins�a-kill,
using this deck, each App use adds +2 it’s a fucking murderous bulldozer! It’s big
�o the risk of fumbling. and slow, DR10 �o a��ack and defend. You

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can flee, bu� i� will keep coming af�er you.

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attle Head. A junkie hiding ou� in a
junkyard, how ironic. The Ra�tle
(CY_BORG p. 66) makes them �alk
endlessly, bu� they’re willing �o lend a
hand in re�urn for another fix.
11 E lectric Lines. Downed power lines from
the before. Surges through the old grid
aren’� uncommon; there’s a 1-in-3 chance
tha� a PC is near a live wire. Tes� Agili�y
HP 7 Morale 8 Kevlar jacke� −d4 DR12 or �ake d6 electrical damage, 6s

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Pair of small SMGs d6a. explode. Only nonme�allic armor gran�s
Places to search damage reduction.

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rror-Prone ExoSuit. An ExoSui�

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(CY_BORG p. 60) half-buried under
mounds of scrap. A li�tle rough around emolition Dog. The biggest, ugliest,
the edges, bu� how bad could i� be? meanest, goddamnedes� dog you’ve
ever seen. I�s bionic jaws look like
Plen�y bad, you found i� in a junkyard for they could crush s�eel, no� �o mention flesh
a reason! 50% chance i� will cause d8 and bone.
damage ins�ead of preventing it. HP 10 Morale 10 Grease-soaked fur −d2
Utilizing the jump je�s could resul� in Ti�anium �eeth d8.
an explosion: 1-in-3 chance, 4d8
damage, 30´ radius.