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We are, We are, We are the Southall boys. The Southall newsletter is our gift back to the world, sharing our insights, and giving everyone a glimpse into the turbulent, but rewarding lives that we lead. We hope you enjoy the read, and look forward to your comments and questions, @51Southall on twitter!
Seasons greetings from the Southall, unfortunately this is the last edition for 2011, but dont worry the Southall will be back in the new year! So enjoy this weeks issue and have a very merry christmas readers!!
Merry Christmas!
In this segment, we interview one of the lucky visitors to the household, probing into their stay, and nding out what made them tick during their time in our home! Name: Jake Beale Days spent? 3 Funniest moment of your stay? Brad loudly puking Messiest housemate? Johnny Cleanest housemate? Giles Loudest housemate? Brad Housemate you want to slap? Johnny Housemate most want to have a beer with? JB Where you slept? Sofa Song of the stay? Band Aid - Do They Know Its Christmas How many house cleans have you participated in? 0.5
Whos Been Spotted at Southall?
What were listening to this week:
JB: The Low Anthem - Boeing 737 Gilo: Eric Calpton - Wonderful Tonight Stew: Arctic Monkeys, Casablanca Luc: 50 Cent - P.I.M.P Brad: Black Eyed Peas - Where is the love? Daw: Labrinth - Eartquake (and yes he is still being serious!!) Bushby: Jay-Z - December 4th
Teammates
This week, we put wide receiver Matt Casper Shaw on the spot - hitting him with some quick-re questions about his Tsunami team mates, and provoking some controversial answers! Best @ Training? Jake Beale Worst @ Training? Mikey George Mr. Consistent? James Howard Hardest Hitter? David Ndede The Joker? Tumnus Most Intelligent? Stew Probert Least Intelligent? Martin Dimitrov Worst Dress Sense? James Gulc Best Looking? Joe Pascoe Best Singing Voice? Peter Murphy ...... and Whos Longest in the shower? George Burdon
Fact of the Week:
Did you know that, Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.
Last week I spoke about Mikey The Caldean Prince George meeting his princess, well on Monday night they were seen becoming intimate to the early hours. Although her identity cannot be revealed for legal purposes, we at Southall are glad we nally know who has taken the Caldeans heart.
The Luc Higham Rumour Mill
Tip Of The Week: If youre going to consume alcohol, make sure you dont become grumpy for no reason. It doesnt benet any party involved.
JBs Gripe of the Week
Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Gripemas! This week Ill be spreading cheer through the medium of moaning, and whats really annoying me is people forgetting to think of those who are less fortunate than us this Christmas time............................LOL, JK, give a shit. What really IS annoying me is the continued use of the word banter by certain types as a means of justifying what can only be described as twattish behaviour. I wont give specic examples of the sorts I have come to expect it from *cough* some, nay, most footballing lads *cough* and I certainly would never say that constantly reminding your facebook friends that you drink loads, go out loads and never go to your lectures because you love the banter is the behaviour of an utter moron (Oops, I just have). This isnt to say that I dont endorse the use of the word if its ironic - phrases such as mad bantz are to be actively encouraged, as they serve to expose the stupidity of those who think that the interaction they share with their cretin chums IS banterous! Basically, all Im saying is, and no offence, that if any of this applies to you then you have all the likeability of a wasting disease. Merry Christmas everybody! *Please note - gripes are not to be taken personally, dont be so precious ;)
Wildlife Watch!
Its been a quiet here in Southall the last two weeks with regards to wildlife, however this week we would of even made one of our house heroes Sir David Attenborough proud The morning after a heavy social, we found under a box this spider soaked in tequila, lets just say spiders cannot handle their drink! After watching it for about 15 minutes it was stumbling all over the place and after an hour still couldnt even climb up the skirting board, so spiders should remember to keep an eye out on their alcohol consumption..not that we do!
Holly Jolly Southall Christmas
So here it is, the time of year that brings festive cheer to families all around the country and that is no different for us! On Wednesday we had our very own christmas day and so we thought we would share the season spirit with you. The day started with secret santa and boy oh boy did he deliver! Us boys and Phie had a real collection of gifts that were thoughtful and personal which left us very much in the festive mood. Luc got himself a lovely set of Philadelphia Eagles headphones and as you can see a cheeky little friend that he has named Wafes. Brad got Smackdown vs Raw for the xbox, which will now mean he can work on his wrestling moves and may one day be able to have a decent ght with Bush. Giles received the Mark Cavendish autobiography along with a pair of aztec designed pillow cases. Unfortunately Stews present has to be shipped and so instead got a taster of what was to come, and Im sure he wont mind waiting as he will be getting a Clay Matthews poster. JB was very lucky to get a book on Italian football which will allow him to become even more educated on the footballing world. In a bid to allow for Bush to become like Attenborough, he received the Planet Earth boxset, Johnny can carry on with his money pinching ways with an electric money box and an I Spreadsheets mug. Finally Phie got a little book to help guide her through her soon to be marriage and also a lovely little picture of her and Stew in a hazel frame. After the excitement we headed to Harvester for a meal which after a couple of hours and making sure we got our monies worth with the unlimited salad, we returned to Southall with our bellies full and pre drinks in the fridge. The day ended with a very funny pre drinking session involving a large consumption of alcohol in a short time then headed out for the last social of the year. A perfect christmas day!
Overheard At Southall - Guess Who?
Weve been absolutely swamped this week with contenders for Quote of the week, so here is a veritable cornucopia of witticisms that have been tickling us this week, some of them amusing, some embarrassing, and some simply bizarre!
Im a big lad and when I go I go I cant do it right now, Im full of carbonara The girls have taken off their presents..thats alright, tits The thought of Peppe doing me up the ass scares the absolute shit out of me Dont eat where you shit Hes wanked himself to sick Take your 80s haircut and fuck off That is a big old shaft innit
As ever, feel free to tweet us @51Southall if you think you can put a name to these outbursts!
Steps: 1. Cook pasta in boiling water with a pinch of salt 2. Put the mince in pan and cook on a low heat, add diced garlic half way through 3. Once mince cooked, add mushrooms. Well we have a special treat for 4. Add Mamma McManuss sauce just after mushrooms you all this week, although Im 5. Once all nished add a light sprinkling of parmesan cheese. sure you have had it all before, 6. For an extra treat why not we bet you havent had it like have a red leicester and onion this...Brads Bolognese!! rustic roll.
Dish of the Week
Ingredients: 200g Mince Spaghetti 2 garlic cloves (diced) Handle of mushrooms (sliced) Mamma McManuss secret recipe (which she is unwilling to discuss)
So unfortunately it was the last social of 2011, but what a week for socials, a fantastic christmas party and although numbers were limited still a very entertaining Wednesday. Monday had a fantastic turnout from both teams and meant both clubs were able to raise more money. The turnout on wednesday was rather sparse however as usual that didnt stop us from having a whale of a time and having countless laughs along with nding out a valuable lesson thanks to some unfortunate girl, the tables in Oceana are not that stable and will break if you sit on them, leaving you in a pile on the oor, she wont nd it funny though! Top Bantz!
Social Shenanigans
