Roasts and Comebacks
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Comebacks for idc
For Haters
To shut people up
If someone said who asked?
I didn’t ask
Random Burns in the face
● Your face would make a hard dick go soft
● Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parent’s
job.
● You look like a ‘before’ picture.
● You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
Your old
● Omg what a coincidence
Burns to idc my version
● Of course you don't, of course you don’t cos ur a
lonely fuckwit
● Your gonna care when my dicks in your mouth
● If you don’t care, why did you respond, retard?
Burns for Don't have a comeback?
● Nah, i don’t need my cum back, you can keep
it
●
If someone doesn’t get you
● I don’t have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.
● Somewhere out there, there’s a tree working very hard to
produce oxygen so that you can breathe. I think you
should go and apologise to the tree.
● People like you are the reason I’m on medication.
When this person is being annoying
● I’ll never forget the first time we met. But I’ll keep trying.
● Your family tree must be a cactus ‘cause you’re all a
bunch of pricks.
● What doesn’t kill you, disappoints me.
● The people who tolerate you on a daily basis are the real
heroes.
● When someone gets offended
● Sorry sir, I accidentally spoke of the truth
What were you sick with? It's not contagious is it?
● It wasn't any worse than your intelligence
Stop showing of
● I'm not showing off, i'm just showing you what you can't do
yourself
You're so fake (ch 47 from The falling merman)
● Who are you? Who knows you? Your own life isn't good
enough, so why don't you hurry up and jump off a roof so
you can maybe get a “second chance in life”
You suck
● Wow it can't be that you want to suck me up but I won't
let you?
When someone takes your food
● Eat as much as you want, you took the role of the pig, so it's
good for me.
