You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath.

You are degenerate, noxious

and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about
you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are.
I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes
way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are
trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated
by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I
can't go on.

This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again
for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions
and half-baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this
drivel. Duh. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of
babbling was hardly effective.

True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted
that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are
"challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had
known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just
wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you
the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing
such a demand on you.

You're an idiot. A moron of the highest order. You're so stupid it's a wonder and a
pity you can remember to breath. Intelligent ideas bounce off your head as if it
were coated with teflon. Creative thoughts take alternate transportation in order
to avoid even being in the same state as you. If you had an original thought it
would die of loneliness before the hour was out. On an intelligence scale of 1 to
10 (10 corresponding to the highest attainable IQ) you're rating is so far into
negative numbers that one would need to travel into another quantum reality in
order to even catch a distant glimpse of it.

Your personality is that of a rabid Chihuahua intent on destroying its own tail.
Your powers of observation are akin to those of the bird that keeps slamming into
the picture window trying to get that other bird it keeps seeing. You are walking,
talking proof that you don't have to be sentient to survive, and that Barnum was
thinking of you when he uttered his immortal phrase regarding the birth of a
sucker. You are, at varying times, tedious, boring, and even occasionally earth
shatteringly hilarious in your idiocy, routinely childish, moronic, pathetic,
wretched, disgusting and pitiful.

You are wholly without any redeeming social grace or value. If God ever decides to
give the planet an enema you'd better run like the wind because anywhere you stand
is a suitable place for The Insertion. There is no animal so disgusting, so vile
that it deserves comparison to you, for even the lowest, dirtiest, most parasitic
member of the animal kingdom fills an ecological niche. You fill no niche. To call
you a parasite would be injurious and defamatory to the thousands of honest
parasitic species. You are worse than vermin, for vermin do not pretend to be what
it is not. You are truly human garbage. You are a fraudulent, lying, predatory
charlatan. You are of less worth than a burnt-out light bulb. You will forever live
in shame.

You have nothing to say, and Godwin's Law does not apply when writing about you.
You are the anti-Midas, for all that you touch becomes valueless and unusable.
Mothers gather their children close when you appear. You are an aberration, a
corruption, and a boil that needs to be lanced. You are a poison in need of being
vomited. You are a tooth so rotten it infects the whole body. You are sperm that
should have been captured in a condom and flushed down a toilet.
I don't like you. I don't like anybody who has as little respect for others as you
do. Go away, you swine. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a
spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a
jerk, a cad, and a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench,
a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a curdled staggering mutant dwarf
smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into
this world. Meaningful to no one, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts
that sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you.
You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I wretch at the very thought of you. You
have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less
than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, and the dregs of this earth. And did I
mention you smell? Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you.
You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that
reality forgot. You are a waste of flesh. On a good day you're a halfwit. You are
deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You
are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all
unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious
and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about
you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are.
The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. Maybe later in life, after
you have learned to read, write, study, spell, and count, you will have more
success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take
for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. It just wouldn't have been
"right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in
the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly,

mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic,
barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious,
tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful,
demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent,
libellous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful,
destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow,
manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical,
cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim,
crazy, weird, dystrophic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic,
jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive,
poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, and socially-retarded.

Shut up and go away lest you achieve the physical retribution your behaviour
merits.