Shut the fuck up. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air.

You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to

humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so
indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used
as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their
collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a
way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our
sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing,
because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may
have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a
museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may
learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may
have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to
society. questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not
be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth
made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you
have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization.
Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which
unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is
upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of
horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know
into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are
such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy
place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac
religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an
idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would
have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing,
cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being.
Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope
to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly
idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize
that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they
would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe.
In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part
of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster
actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken
place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute
embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to
make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in
the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an
eldrich abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such
an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot
deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to
describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time
travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to
go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness
such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical
drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I
cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a
baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a
single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to
defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did.
The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a
terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible
since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world
once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first
set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is
wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from
being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it
is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to
prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human
being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of
witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal
of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created,
but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone
for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your
children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility
of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will
never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to
come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You
are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and
entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly
terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel
an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and
physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your
mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world,
but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the
unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your
immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality
of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my
heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not
even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing
the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an
irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being
who’s soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined.