Wisdom tooth
Posted originally on the Archive of Our Own at http://archiveofourown.org/works/34972726.
Rating: General Audiences
Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Category: M/M
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System
- Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Relationship: Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu
Characters: Luo Binghe, Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Modern: No
Powers, Cute, Wisdom Teeth, Funny, Married Couple, Married Life,
White Lotus Luo Binghe, Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff
Language: English
Stats: Published: 2021-11-06 Words: 319 Chapters: 1/1
Wisdom tooth
by Speechless_since_1998
Summary
"Pretty..."
"What?"
"You are so pretty. Are you an angel?"
"Angel?"
"Yeah, because angels are pretty, and you are really, really pretty."
"I'm not an angel."
"Are you sure?"
"I don't have wings," he replied patiently.
"Oh ... so are you a god?"
"No, I'm not."
Luo Binghe was silent for a while, then said, "Oh, then you are just incredibly beautiful. Did
anyone ever tell you?"
"Very often."
"Pretty man ..."
Luo Binghe felt light-headed, and giggled. The light from the lamp above him was strong,
making him see many colored lights.
So cute!
There seemed to be many colorful butterflies above him, and he reached out to grab them.
Unfortunately, he did not succeed, despite his attempts.
But Binghe wasn't the type to give up, and he kept trying, trying his hand at the chair.
"What are you doing?" a person asked him.
Beside Binghe was the most handsome man he had ever seen.
He was more beautiful than the moon, pale skin and hair as black as the night.
The handsome man had spectacular green eyes, jades set on a perfect face.
"Pretty..."
"What?"
"You are so pretty. Are you an angel?"
"Angel?"
"Yeah, because angels are pretty, and you are really, really pretty."
The man blushed, and Luo Binghe found it terribly endearing.
"I'm not an angel."
"Are you sure?"
"I don't have wings," he replied patiently.
"Oh ... so are you a god?"
"No, I'm not."
Luo Binghe was silent for a while, then said, "Oh, then you are just incredibly beautiful. Did
anyone ever tell you?"
"Very often."
"Pretty man ..."
"My name is Shen Qingqiu."
"Shen ... Qingqiu ... A-Qiu!"
"God, even so you are so shameless ..."
"I am ashamed, but you are cute. Can I ask you for a date?"
"As soon as we get out of here."
"Really? Do you swear?"
"I swear."
Luo Binghe chuckled happily. It was a good day for him. He had just gotten a date with the
most handsome man in the world! No, not only in the world: the most beautiful man in the
universe! He was lucky!
"Doctor, how long will the effect of the anesthetic last?"
"Don't worry, your husband will recover in an hour. You humor him."
"Oh, it won't be difficult. I already do it all the time."
How many problems to remove a wisdom tooth!
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