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Wedding of Q and U

The document is a script for a whimsical wedding ceremony between the letters Q and U, emphasizing their partnership in language. The officiant guides the ceremony with playful language, highlighting the importance of their union. The ceremony concludes with the announcement of the couple as 'Qu' and a celebratory recessional.

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Wedding of Q and U

The document is a script for a whimsical wedding ceremony between the letters Q and U, emphasizing their partnership in language. The officiant guides the ceremony with playful language, highlighting the importance of their union. The ceremony concludes with the announcement of the couple as 'Qu' and a celebratory recessional.

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Weddinsof Q and U

Teacher:Introduction

WeddingProcessional

M: Dearlybeloved,we are gatheredheretodayto join Q and U in


matrimony.Likeothermarriedcouples,Q and U will havequarrels,but
evenso, they muststicktogetherlikequicksand."

M: lt'stimeto exchangethe rings.


(Exchange rings)

M: Mr.Q, pleaseplaceyourhandon the dictionary.


Mr.Q, do you promise
to leadMissU in all yourwords?

GroomQ: I DO

M: MissU, pleaseplaceyourhandon the dictionary.


MissU, do you
promiseto followMr.Q?"

BrideU: I DO

M: Mr.Q is takingMissU to be hisvowelfor life,to haveandto hold


throughspellingand readingand MissU is takingMr.Q to be her
consonantfor life.Are thereany lettersin the alphabetwho knowof any
reasonfor Q and U notto be joinedin marriage?Speaknowor forever
holdyourpeace.(Pausefor response)

M: By the powervestedin me,I pronounce


youQU! You maynowofficially
makethe "QU"sound.

(Q and U hugandturntowardsthe audience)

M: LadiesandGentlemen,
I presentto youQu!

(Musicstartsand recessional)

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