My name is Leonardo,

and right now, my brothers and

I are in a mess of trouble.

Our backs are up

against the wall

in some trash-strewn alley,

cornered by the
toughest street gang

on the East Side.

Look at the freaks.

What's with the dweeby costumes?

This ain't Halloween.

You're going down, freaks!

- Yeah!
- Yeah!

Nobody messes with

The Purple Dragons,

especially wearing
stupid turtle costumes!

Leonardo: He's wrong.

We're not wearing costumes.

[ all yell ]

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Turtles, count it off!

1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles!
- ♪ Mutant chain reaction

- ♪ Turtles!
- ♪ Livin' underground

- ♪ Turtles!
- ♪ Ninjitsu action

- ♪ Turtles!
- ♪ It's a shell of a town

Turtles, count it off!

- One! - ♪ Live by the
code of the martial arts ♪

- Two! - ♪ Never fight

unless someone else starts ♪

- Three! - ♪ Always stick

together no matter what ♪

- Four! - ♪ If all else fails,

then it's time to kick butt ♪

- ♪ I love bein' a

- ♪ I love bein' a

♪ I love bein' a turtle

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

Turtles, count it off!

1, 2, 3, 4!

- ♪ Turtles!
- ♪ There's no one better

- ♪ Turtles!
- ♪ Watch out for Shredder

- ♪ Turtles!
- ♪ They're like no others

- ♪ Turtles!
- ♪ Those teenage brothers

- 1, 2, 3, 4!
- 1, 2, 3, 4!

♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪

[ echoing ] ♪ Turtles, Turtles

[ music playing ]

[ car horns honking ]

Splinter: Remember,
to be a true ninja,

you must become one

with the shadows.

Darkness gives the ninja power,

while light reveals

the ninja's presence.
Now can you
extinguish this flame

without revealing yourselves?

Hah!

[ grunts ]

Too noisy, Donatello.

- Whoa! Ow!
- Hey!

Too clumsy, Michelangelo.

[ all grunt ]

- [ Raphael growls ]
- [ groaning ]

Poor choice, Raphael.

[ blows ]

Well done, Leonardo.

Teacher's pet.

Ninja drop-out.

- Ooh!
- Ooh!

- [ growls ]
- [ growls ]

My sons.

[ sighs ] My sons.

If you are to become true

ninja, you must work harder.

Your path in life will

not be an easy one.

[ fly buzzing ]

The outside world

will not be a friendly

place for you.

You four are different

in ways the surface dwellers
would never understand.

To survive, you must master

these skills I teach you,

ninjitsu powers of
stealth and secrecy.

You must become kage,

shadow warriors,

and you must never be discovered

by the outside world.

Hah!

Huh?

[ rumbling ]

Eh? What is that noise?

[ all gasp ]

Whoa! Earthquake!

In New York?

Possible, but not likely.

[ roars ]

[ roaring ]

What are those things?

New York City cockroaches?

Whatever they are,

they picked the

wrong party to crash!

[ roars ]

[ squeals ]

[ yelling ]

Hey, Leo, think fast!

[ gasps ]

We have to help Master Splinter!

Come on!

[ gasps ]

Look out!

[ all gasp ]

- Oh, no!
- Master Splinter!

Master Splinter!

Master Splinter!

No!

What the shell are those things?

Whatever they were-- Huhh--

they're junk now.

Guys, Splinter.

We've got to find Splinter.

Master Splinter,
can you hear me?

- Donatello, any way to--

- [ beeping ]

What are you doing?

Shell cell.

I'm calling Master

Splinter, I hope.

[ shell cell ringing ]

Hmm, which button do you press

to answer this thing?

- [ sighs ]
- Hello?

Master Splinter,
are you all right?

- Hello?
- Master Splinter...

- Stupid device.
- [ buttons beeping ]
you don't have to
press any buttons.

You already answered it.

Ah. Leonardo,
whatever those mechanical menaces are,

they have managed to eat through

the support structure of our home.

We must leave right away.

Meet me at the old

drainage junction...

- Whoa!
- near South Point.

- [ groans ]
- [ blows ]

If we take the south conduit,

it'll intersect with

the old drainage tunnel.

We'll meet you there, Sensei.

What'd he say? What'd he say?

Did he mention me? Unh!

Good-bye, broken pipe.

Good-bye, grungy pay phone.

Good-bye, dented manhole cover.

Good-bye, home, sweet home.

Hello, cruel world.

Come on.

Looks like those things

have been through here.

These walls are

seriously compromised.

It's lucky this roof

hasn't caved in.

- [ gasps ]
- [ gasps ]
You were saying?

[ groans ]

Can't go forward. Can't go back.

Looks like we go up.

Hitting the surface

is a bad idea.

We've got no other way to

go, Leo.

[ sighs ] All right,

but we're only going up

to go down the next manhole.

Got it? No fooling around.

Remember what Sensei said.

It's dangerous
for us to be seen,

let alone captured.

We need to stay out of sight.

We got it the first thousand

times, Leo.

Just follow my lead.

[ dogs barking ]

Come on, Leo. Move it.

I don't want to be staring at your

butt any longer than I have to.

Shh. Guys!

[ overlapping chatter ]

[ laughing ]

Raphael: Ah, manhole

cover, 12 o'clock.

[ groans ]

Now what?

- [ men chuckling ]
- [ yawns ]

Great. Just great.

The old turtle luck

working true to form.

[ growls ]

Way to be stealthy, Raph.

Yeah. I don't think they

heard you over in "Joisey."

- Give me a hand.
- Mm.

Don't even think about

it, Mikey.

Ah, forget you guys.

I'll push it myself.

[ grunts ]

Oh, man, what a score.

[ laughs ]

Hide, Raph. Come on. Hurry.

- No.
- No.

Poor choice, Raphael.

[ chuckles ]

Did you see the way

that guy squirmed

when we took his cash?

[ laughs ] Sheep, man,

sheep to be fleeced
by us wolves.

[ laughing ]

Oh, man.

Imagine their surprise

when they open the

back of that truck.
This is exactly what Master
Splinter was talking about.

We've got to get

him out of there.

Last one to the roof

hatched from a rotten egg!

We can cut them off

at Third and First.

If we run like crazy.

Is there any other way to run?

Ha ha! Yeah!

You guys are too slow!

Whoa.

Hey!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

[ sniffs ]

Mm, springtime fresh.

Whoo-hoo!

[ water dripping ]

Ah, the old drainage junction.

Now where are my sons?

[ scraping ]

Hmm?

Huh?

Hey, Two Ton, watch the truck.

We wouldn't want somebody

to steal our stolen money.

[ laughs ]

[ can rattles ]

Huh?

Hey, this is a no-parking zone.

Here's your ticket,

and here's your fine.

Nice work, Mikey.

Eh, it's a ninja thing.

Leonardo: Now let's

get Raph out of there.

[ muffled ] Get me out of here.

Michelangelo: Man,
whatever happened

to good old-fashioned padlocks?

Heh. Where's the fun in that?

This one's all mine.

[ muffled speech ]

What's that, Raphael?

You're gonna have to speak

up, dude.

- I can't hear you.

- [ growls ]

- Hah!
- [ pounds door ]

Okay, I heard that.

I'm trying to work here.

[ roaring ]

[ roars ]

[ both roar ]

[ beeping ]

Hey, Raph.

Welcome back, bro!

- [ grunts ]
- Unh!

What a hothead.
Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! Ow!

Uh, Raph?

We don't have time for this.

And why not?

Because we're not alone.

Look at the freaks.

What's with the dweeby costumes?

This ain't Halloween.

You're going down, freaks!

Nobody messes with

The Purple Dragons,

especially wearing
stupid turtle costumes!

[ all grunting, yelling ]

[ all yell ]

Let's get outta here!

I'm with you!

Go, go, go!

Gimme some green!

Well,
that was easier than expected.

I hope there are

more of those guys.

I'm just getting warmed up.

Uh, well,

looks like you got your

wish, Raphie boy.

Are those guys ninjas?

Well,
they're certainly ninja-esque.

Be ready for anything.

I am so gonna enjoy this.

Oh.

Nice dragon kick.

Ah, sweet double phoenix punch.

Hey, you know this one?

[ grunts ]

[ groans ]

[ gasps ]

Don, are we beating them,

or are they beating us?

Ask me again when we're

winning, Mikey.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

[ robots whirring ]

[ roars ]

- [ rumbling ]
- Hmm?

Ohh!

How many of these goons do we

have bap before they get the hint?

Really. They just keep coming.

Time to switch to plan B.

Donatello?

Almost there, Leo.

This bus now leaving

for anywhere but here!

Come on! We're going!

Michelangelo: Whoa!
Nice driving, Don,

for a turtle with no license!

Hey, you want pretty,

or you want effective?

I gotta tell you,
this has been one mondo bizarro day.

First, all those metal

robot things underground.

And what's with

all those ninjas?

Ninjas in New York City?

Besides us? It's just not right.

[ groans ]

Talk about not right.

Check this out.

Show me the money, baby!

Whoo-hoo!

This isn't finders

keepers, Mikey.

[ dispatcher on radio ]

Leonardo: Take care of this

money, will you, guys?

Did you see that?

Some little green

men in an armored car

just threw a bunch

of money at us!

[ scoffs ] Rookies.

- Hey!
- Sensei, you're all right!

- Splinter!
- Yeah!

Yes, well, I'm glad to see

you, too, my sons.

Master Splinter,
so much has happened today.

Yes, yes.
There will be time to tell me

all about it later, Leonardo,

but first,
I wish to take you all home.

Home?

We got no home.

Those robots trashed our pad.

Remember, Sensei?

Do not worry.

I think I have found a solution

to our current housing problem.

Follow me, my sons.

Hah!

[ grunting ]

Cowabun--

Aah!

- Not funny, Raph!

- Heh heh heh.

Oh, yes, it is.

Aah!

- Whoa!
- Ho ho!

- Whoa!
- [ grunts ]

Wicked slide!

No offense, Master Splinter,

but this place

doesn't seem so great.

Look with your

heart, Michelangelo,

and not your eyes.

Um, okay.

And walk this way.

Ow!

[ turtles gasp ]

This is beyond awesome!

I could really
tune this space up.

Hmm.

This room here, mine.

And where you're

standing, also mine.

You see, my sons,

change is good.

We couldn't agree
more, Master Splinter.

Good. So let's see you

boys clean up for a change.

This chamber is filthy.

- [ all groan ]
- Aw, man.

Sir? I--I--

my men,

we--we lost the armored

car with the money.

But we were attacked

by some sort

of karate frog
creatures or something.

They took us by surprise.

It wasn't my fault.

Enough.

I promise, sir,
I won't fail you again.

I know.

You won't fail me again, ever.

No, sir! Please!

[ screams ]

[ evil laughter ]

[ music playing ]