Rocky Horror Audience Partici.....
pation Script
SCIENCE FICTION/DOUBLE FEATURE
Janet: Oh Brad isn’t it wonderful -didn’t Betty look radiant. I can't believe it. An hour ago she was
just plain old Betty Monroe and now... now she's Mrs. Ralph Hapshatt.
Brad: Yes Janet, Ralph is a lucky guy.
Janet: Yes.
Brad: Everyone knows that Betty is a wonderful little cook.
Janet: Yes.
Brad: Why Ralph himself, he'll be up for a promotion in a year or two.
Janet: Yes.
Brad: Hey Janet.
Janet: Yes Brad?
DAMNIT JANET
Narrator: I would like, ah, if I may, ["You may..."] ...to take you on a
strange journey. ["How strange was it?"]
It seemed a fairly ordinary night when Brad Majors ["asshole"] and
his fiancee Janet Weiss ["slut"], two young, ordinary healthy kids
left Denton that late November evening, to visit a Dr. Everett
Scott ex-tutor, now friend to both of them.
It's true there were dark storm clouds, heavy, black, and pendulous [“cock”], towards which they
were driving.
It's true, also, that the spare tire they were carrying
was badly in need of some air ["Blowjob"], but,
uh, they being normal kids, on a night out [“It was a night in”]...
well, they were not going to let a storm spoil the rest of their
evening, were they? On a night out...[“It was a night in”]...it was a night out they were going
to remember...for very long time.
Janet: Oh. ...What's the matter, Brad darling?
Brad: We must have taken the wrong fork a few miles back. We’d better go on ahead up the road
and see if we can find our way back. [Tire blows out] Oh darn! Janet!
Janet: Oh! What was that bang? ["A gang bang!"]
Brad: We seem to have a blowout in the front left hand tire.
Well, you just stay here, keep warm and I'll go for help.
Janet: Where will you go in the middle of nowhere?
Brad: ["Try the castle"] ...Didn't we pass a castle back down the road
a few miles? Maybe they have a telephone I could use.
Janet: I'm going with you.
Brad: Oh, no, darling, there's no sense in both of us getting wet.
["She's already wet!"]
Janet: I'm coming with you! ["That'll be a first!"] Besides darling,
the owner of that phone might be a beautiful woman, ["He is!"]
and you might never come back again.
Brad: Heh, heh, heh, heh.
[Get out your phones and wave your lights around!]
OVER AT THE FRANKENSTEIN PLACE
Janet: Screams
Brad: Its all right Janet
Janet: Oh Brad lets go back I’m frightened
Brad: Just one moment Janet they may have a telephone
Riff Raff: [echo] Hello.
Brad: Hi! My name is Brad Majors, ["asshole"] and this is my fiancee,
Janet Weiss. ["slut"] I wonder if you could help us. You see,
our car broke down a few miles up the road... do you have a
phone we might use?
Riff Raff: You're wet. ["She’s always wet"]
Janet: Yes it's raining.
Brad: Yes.
Riff Raff: Yes… I think you better come inside
Janet: You’re too kind.
Riff Raff: You’re too kind.
NARRATOR
Riff Raff: Wait here
Brad: Excuse me
Janet: Oh Brad, I'm frightened. What kind of a place is this?
Brad: Oh, it's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos – but you’re shivering
Janet: Yes I’m wet
Brad: Look feel this – there’s hot air… I’ll keep a look out for the undertaker
Janet: Oh
Brad: Keep a grip on yourself Janet, there’s nothing to worry about. Dry my coat too.
Janet: Arghh
Brad: It’s alright Janet. … a great evening planned
Riff Raff: You've arrived on a very special night. It's one of the
master's affairs.
Janet: Oh... lucky him.
Magenta: You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky! ha ha ha ha
Columbia: All except Eddie [“SHHHH”]
Janet: Eddie? [“SHHHH”]
Magenta: The deliver boy
Columbia: His delivery wasn’t good enough
Riff Raff: The master only wanted …..
…. Magneta: To pieces
THE TIME WARP
Janet: Brad, say something. (whispered)
Brad: Say, do any of you guys know how to Madison?
SWEET TRANSVESTITE
Frank: I see you shiver with antici- [“say it”] - pation
Brad: It's all right Janet. We'll play along for now and pull
out the aces when the time is right.
Brad: Hi, my name is Brad Majors [“asshole”], and this is my fiancee [“slut”],
Janet Weiss; you are...
Columbia: You're very lucky to be invited up to Frank's laboratory.
Some people would give their right arm for the privilege.
Brad: People like you maybe.
Columbia: Ha! I've seen it.
Janet: Is he - Frank I mean - is he your husband?
Riff Raff: The master is not yet married, nor do I expect he ever will be. We are simply his
servants.
Frank: Unlock a mind … Magenta, Columbia, go assist Riff Raff
I will entertain ...
Brad: Brad Majors [“asshole”]. And this is my fiancee, Janet "Vice"[“slut”].
Janet: Weiss
Brad: Weiss
Frank: But here. Put these on. They'll make you feel less ["naked"] vulnerable.
It's not often we receive visitors here, let alone offer
them... hospitality
Brad: Hospitality!?
All we asked was to use your telephone,
goddammit, a reasonable request which you've chosen to ignore.
Janet: Brad, don't be ungrateful.
Such a perfect specimen of manhood. So... dominant
You must be awfully proud of him, Janet.
Janet: Yes
Frank: Do you have any tattoos, Brad?
Brad: Certainly not!
Frank: Oh well, how about you. (to Janet)
Janet: No
Riff Raff: Everything is in readiness, master .
We merely await your word.
Frank: Tonight, my unconventional conventionists... you are about to
witness a new breakthrough in biochemical research... and paradise is to be mine...It was strange
the way it happened...
suddenly you get a break... whole pieces start to fit into place,
not a sign of being...
what a fool! The answer was there all the time, it took
a small accident to make it happen...
AN ACCIDENT!
Magenta & Columbia: An accident!
Frank: And that's how I discovered the secret, that elusive ingredient,
that SPARK that is the
breath of life...
Yes, I have that knowledge...
I hold the secret...
to life... itself!
You see, you are fortunate for tonight is the night
that my beautiful creature is destined to be BORN!
\Throw open the switches on the sonic oscillator... and step the reactor power input
THREE MORE POINTS!
Janet: Oh, Brad!
Brad: It's all right, Janet.
Etc...
THE SWORD OF DAMOCLES
Frank: Well really.That's no way to behave on your first day out
Rocky: Well nobodys perfect but you did good on the body work
Frank: You are the result of many hours of toil [“And wanking”]
Meet the family...
Riff Raff: He's a credit to your genius, master.
Frank: Yes.
Magenta: A triumph of your will.
Frank: Yes.
Columbia: He's O.K.
Frank: O.k. O.K.! I think we can do better than that. Humph!
Well, Brad and Janet, what do you think of him?
Janet: Well, I don't like men with too many muscles. ["Just one BIG one!"]
Frank: I didn't make him... FOR YOU!He carries the Charles Atlas seal of approval.
[clap and bark like a seal]
I CAN MAKE YOU A MAN (part I)
Columbia: EDDIE!
HOT PATOOTIE (BLESS MY SOUL)
ACT II
No interaction until Scene 7
Janet: What's happening here? Where's Brad?
Where's anybody? Oh, if only we hadn't made this journey...
["But you did!"] if only the car hadn't broken down...
["but it did!"] if only we were amongst friends ["But you're not!"]
Or sane persons, ["Yoo hoo!"]
Oh Brad Oh Bradwhat have they done with him...
Oh, Brad, Oh Brad-How could you?
Narrator: but it was too late to go back now – it was as if she were riding a giant [“cock”] – tidal
wave
Janet: Its instinctive. You returned here for one thing [“sex”] security
TOUCH-A TOUCH-A TOUCH-A TOUCH ME
No interaction in scene 8 or most of scene 9 until the narrator bit:
Narrator: And so, by some extraordinary co-incidence, fate, it seemed,
had decided that Brad and Janet should keep that appointment
with their friend, Dr. Everett Scott. But it was to be in a
situation which none of them would have possibly foreseen.
And, just a few hours after announcing their engagement,
Brad and Janet had both tasted ["Frank's cock]
...forbidden fruit. ["Same thing!"] This in itself was proof
that their host was a man of of little morals
...and some persuasion. What further indignities were they to be subjected to? And what of the floor
show that is spoken of?
FLOOR SHOW
ROSE TINT MY WORLD
DON'T DREAM IT
WILD AND UNTAMED THING
I'M GOING HOME
No more interaction until Time Warp reprise when they dance along hehe xx
