Tandav Monologue

Doston! Main maafi mangta hu aapka yeh Annual play kharab karne ke
liye.
Magar mujhe aap sab se ek bohot zaroori baat karni hai!
Jaise ki aap sab jante hai election se 3 din pehle humare party president
ko maar diya gaya!
Aur ab hume apne party president ko re-elect karne ka mauka bhi nahi
diya jaara!
Aree phir election karwane ki zaroorat hi kya hai?
Bina opposition ke CJLT ko aese hi jita do!
University ke constitution ke hisaab se yeh decision humare honhar
professor Mr.swami ka hai, Dean office has nothing to do with student
body elections, ‘Rule 23B’.
Aur doosri baat yeh ke agar kisi candidate ki elections ke dauran death
hoti hai, toh uski party ke sath sath baaki party bhi apne candidate ko
re-elect kar sakti hai, 1986 mein bhi yahi hua tha, dobara ho sakta hai.
Court mein baat jaegi , toh who log toh yahi bolengey.
Aur ek rule aur hai doston! Jisko likha toh hai par log baar baar bhool
jaate hai sir.
“Democracy Loktantra”
Aur agar democracy mein youth ho, Toh badi se badi neev hila sakta hai.
Aur SAI ke taraf se ab main nahi ladunga, Main apni party bana ra hu!
Doston... Main phir se aap logo ke beech mein aaya hu, mere concerns
kya hai yeh aap log jaante hai, main repeat nahi karunga. Main bas itna
hi kahunga ke agar main jeeta toh aap logo ko bhi apni diqat repeat
nahi karni padegi, aur haan power mein chahe jo bhi ho, main is college
ki seatey kam nahi hone dunga.
Hum sab ke andar ek gussa hai!!! Bohot saara gussa. Aur is gusse ka alag
alag logo ne tarah tarah se istemal kia hai, par hum yeh gussa whatsapp
ke chutkulo mein nikalte hai, ya apne se kamzor ko maar kar nikalte hai,
lekin ab... hum is gusse ka khud se khudke liye istemaal karengey!
Humare saamne do partiya hai, dono ka aapna aapna itehas hai. CJLT ke
kandhe par ek bada sa bag hai, jisme bohot saara paisa hai.
Main kon hu? Mere kandhe khali hai, lekin meri ankhon mein gussa hai.
Aree mera toh naam hi Shiva hai! Isiliye bohot saara hai.
Aur isiliye ab hoga TANDAV! Yeh meri party hai. Aur kal presidential
debate ke liye zaroor aana.