Corey and Oats in
Corey and Oats in
His videos had gained him quite a huge amount of popularity and since his last video
adventure he was all ready for another one, after morning tea he and the gang all got
ready for a brand new adventure, he used a magical item from the bedbox to make his
very own special show as the introduction to his show took place…’Ladies and
gentlemen, and fish of all ages and species, it is time to get ready for the funniest fish
show on earth, it’s time for the Piff Show and now it’s time to get ready to clap your fins
together for your fabulously finned host, Piff the pufferfish.’
Piff raced onto the stage and did a dance as he introduced himself to the
audience..’Hello everyone I am Piff and welcome to the show’, the crowd cheered as he
introduced the acts, starting with a trio of beluga whales who joined in with Wailleo and
did a three tenors tribute, followed by a comedy act and interviews with talent fish
followed by a special infomercial parody.
‘Oh no I did not sign up for this.’ ‘Has this ever happened to you? You signed up for a
transformation or TG related episode appearance in another person’s work only to be
treated like you’re lesser than the self insert main character and their stupid bunch of
friends?’ ‘Oh yes I am definitely feeling that.’ ‘Well then, you likely have been forced
against your own will to star in a production made by Bad Fic Productions. This
company loves to rip you off, they promised a K-Pop Demon Hunters themed
halloween episode only to give you a mish-mash of different pop culture IPs, forced
celebrity cameos and original characters who hog the screen.’
‘What can I do?’ ‘Well then, you need Piff’s Fic Fixinizer.’ ‘The Fic Fixinzer?’ ‘Yes, this
handy app can fix your bad episodes and improve them. Now I hear you like K Pop
Demon Hunters, yes?’ ‘Yes I do.’ ‘Who is your favorite?’ ‘Zoey.’ ‘I can turn you into
Zoey.’’ Piff used some magic in the commercial to transform him, making his skin slowly
soften and smoothen as his chest slimmed and his torso followed suit, his clothing
slowly morphing into those of the character’s own as his hands shrank and his
fingernails lengthened, he developed a pair of breasts on his chest and his stomach lost
weight and his hips flared out.
In addition to this the man’s privates retracted as his legs altered and his feet shrunk,
his back arched while his shoulders folded inward as his neck lengthened, his hair
turning from brown to black and taking on a hair-style similar to Zoey’s as his features
morphed into hers, and he even developed her voice. ‘Wow, what a pleasant and
amazing transformation.’ ‘Of course it is.’
‘Luckily folks, unlike when Bad Fic Productions does a transformation episode, this is
not a bad forcibly painful transformation with implied elements of MC, this is wholesome
and nice. The Fic Fixinizer works its magic on a fic of your choice and improves it,
erasing problematic elements and making it better. Dan Aykroyd and Bill Murray were
forced to be in one of these but they played along and they were able to endorse our
product, isn’t that right Dan?’
Dan Aykroyd responded in the infomercial with…’Yes, that is definitely right. Before I
heard of this invention, I was forced into appearing in a bad production made by a
company known as Bad Fic Productions featuring a group of abominations known as
bad adventurers and their leader who took up most of the spotlight and they all forced
us to be in it even though we did not want to be involved. Heck, we barely knew
anything about k-Pop Demon Hunters or any other demon based production but we
were forced to be it in anyway, not anymore, with Piff’s invention, you can say goodbye
to bad crossover fics and bad attempts at transformation stories where the non
important stuff that meanders for too long makes you wish the author or producer would
have left that on the cutting room floor, and hello to better fics made with love by a
pufferfish who knows how to deliver.’
‘Don’t delay now, pick up your phone and ask for the Fic Fixinizer.’ This was followed
by a musical number and a series of other skits, followed by a cooking video where he
made seaweed sandwiches for everyone to eat for lunch and he then did his own funny
music video where he was at a beach dancing with a group of fish-girls and holding a
beatbox and even dancing with multiple clones of himself.
Which was followed by him making his own sound effects and even making his own rap
song which was titled ‘The Pufferfish Rap’ which was all about how glad he was to be
who he was, the video showed him with all his pals including the Adamantiums, he
even floated up to Adam Hughes and hugged him, this was followed by a brand new
episode of Super Puffer where Piff as ‘Super Puffer’ defeated the Alanastiums, a magic
making session where he made magic spells, and so many skits and songs.
This was followed by some snacks and afternoon tea together before a dinner party
edition of his cooking show where he made Japanese food for dinner and they all
gathered together, after dinner they relaxed and played games as Mel emailed Jill
about their adventure. Piff and Tangie went fishing and caught a lot of fish before taking
part in games and karaoke.
At the very end of it Corey put on his bat pajamas as Oats put on his princess
night-gown as they all had an ASMR session together complete with Tangie’s favorite
bathbomb guessing game and an imagination session as they all brushed their teeth
and Piff initiated the closedown sequence.
This time the sequence was depicted as a music video of the animated pufferfish
singing a rock ballad and flying through the sky as the daytime background morphed
into a night-time background as he floated into a bedroom and yawned as the day
clothes morphed into pajamas and he brushed his teeth as the goodnight message
appeared on screen.
Piff floated into the bedroom and kissed Tangie before giving the goodnight speech
which was: ‘This episode could not have been made possible without my fans who
loved my fishy antics so much, without guys, The Piff Show would not be possible, so
thank you all and goodnight.’
Anglo turned off the light as they all had sweet dreams about their adventure including
Piff and thus their adventure had ended but more are coming up.