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Piff’s Whimsical Onion Garden
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If there was one friend of theirs they loved to no end it was Piff, Corey and Oats
supported Piff on al his adventures both online and in the world around them and this
pufferfish was known for his particular sense of humor which was quirky yet fascinating,
he had numerous obsessions and hyperfixations that fuelled his imagination including
bathbombs, bathtubs, anything water related, fishing, Japanese culture and his biggest
fixation yet - onions.
To say Piff loved onions would be an understatement because they are more than just a
vegetable to him, he adored them and thought they were funny and it was for this that
his love of onions became more than a quirk or hyperfixation but part of him, it all
started with an audio clip from Fun Teachers which was ‘Onions can be a bit smelly but
Farmer Sum has got a lot of them’ which of course inspired him to do onion based
comedy, because to him onions made him happy and they made him laugh. He
manifested himself up an imaginary friend who was an onion muppet named Ollie and
the two of them had imagination adventures together.
In addition to this - this obsession made him go viral because of the onion jokes, which
was actually a nod to Baldrick in Blackadder and how Baldrick would be obsessed with
turnips, and Piff’s sense of humor was basically a combination of surreal humor and
Austin Powers meets The Young Ones and elements of dark comedy thrown in.
One day after morning tea the gang all gathered up in the lounge and Piff used some
magic from the bedbox in the bedroom to summon a magical garden of sorts, using
some magic to plant some onions and grow them as he danced to the song ‘Funny
Onion Song’ by Gray, he made some seaweed sandwiches and tuna rolls and onion
rings for lunch and he sang all about onions.
Which was followed by Piff dancing around in a garden and doing a series of funny skits
including playing with Ollie in the garden as well as funny music videos, including Piff
with a comically large rear singing ‘I’m Too Sexy’ by Right Said Fred. Which was then
followed by Piff doing a cooking show segment with Ollie the onion, which was followed
by Piff doing an infomercial for a transformation app that fixed bad transformation
stories.
In addition to this they had a selection of snacks and afternoon tea before playing some
games together, Piff’s iconic onion based humor and had gotten him a lot of love on this
day as he even danced in a vegetable parade next to a giant onion parade float, and he
even sang around and danced, which was followed by them all gathering in the lounge
for dinner.
Piff made some very special meals for everyone and afterwards they all played games
and had a karaoke session as Mel emailed Jill about their adventure and Piff and Tangie
went fishing and caught a lot of fish.
Which was followed by a gaming session and a wind down with the fish couple doing
their favorite wholesome activities and even Tangie’s bathbomb scent guessing game
which she loved very much doing as Corey put on his bat pajamas and Oats put on his
princess night-gown and they all brushed their teeth.
After brushing their teeth they watched as Piff initiated a closedown sequence which
was animated in the style of Animal Crossing and featured the pufferfish growing onions
in his garden as the background shifted from day time to night time as his clothes
morphed into pajamas, he yawned as he floated into an underwater themed bedroom
with a bed that had onion pillows on it, he jumped in the bed and yawned as he
brushed his teeth and the goodnight message appeared on screen.
Piff floated into bed and kissed Tangie before giving a goodnight speech which was:
‘Today we did a whole adventure dedicated to my favorite vegetable, onions. Onions are
my comfort veggie and they make me happy. And I got to explain to everyone where
the onion fixation came from in my own way and everyone got to see my onion fixation
being put to good use. And now we are all going to have nice dreams as we head down
the road to dreamland, goodnight to you all.’
Anglo turned off the light as they all drifted off to sleep and had sweet dreams including
Piff who had dreams of having his own onion plantation, and thus their adventure had
ended but more are coming up, so stay tuned.