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The Post Office
By Rabindranath Tagore
[Translated from Bengali to English by Devabrata Mukherjee]
[New York: The Macmillan Company, 1914 Copyright 1914, by Mitchell
Kennerley; Copyright, 1914 by The Macmillan Company]
DRAMATIS PERSON
MADHAV AMAL, his adopted child SUDHA, a little flower girl THE
DOCTOR DAIRYMAN WATCHMAN GAFFER VILLAGE HEADMAN,
a bully KING'S HERALD ROYAL PHYSICIAN
THE POST OFFICE
ACT I
[MADHAV'S House]
MADHAV. What a state I am in! Before he came, nothing mattered; I felt
so free. But now that he has come, goodness knows from where, my heart
is filled with his dear self, and my home will be no home to me when he
leaves. Doctor, do you think he--
PHYSICIAN. If there's life in his fate, then he will live long. But what the
medical scriptures say, it seems--
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MADHAV. Great heavens, what?
PHYSICIAN. The scriptures have it: "Bile or palsey, cold or gout spring all
alike."
MADHAV. Oh, get along, don't fling your scriptures at me; you only make
me more anxious; tell me what I can do.
PHYSICIAN. [Taking snuff] The patient needs the most scrupulous care.
MADHAV. That's true; but tell me how.
PHYSICIAN. I have already mentioned, on no account must he be let out
of doors.
MADHAV Poor child, it is very hard to keep him indoors all day long.
PHYSICIAN. What else can you do? The autumn sun and the damp are
both very bad for the little fellow--for the scriptures have it: /* "In
wheezing, swoon or in nervous fret, In jaundice or leaden eyes--" */
MADHAV. Never mind the scriptures, please. Eh, then we must shut the
poor thing up. Is there no other method?
PHYSICIAN. None at all: for, "In the wind and in the sun--"
MADHAV. What will your "in this and in that" do for me now? Why don't
you let them alone and come straight to the point? What's to be done then?
Your system is very, very hard for the poor boy; and he is so quiet too with
all his pain and sickness. It tears my heart to see him wince, as he takes
your medicine.
PHYSICIAN. effect. That's why the sage Chyabana observes: "In medicine
as in good advices, the least palatable ones are the truest." Ah, well! I must
be trotting now. [Exit]
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[GAFFER enters]
MADHAV. Well, I'm jiggered, there's Gaffer now.
GAFFER. Why, why, I won't bite you.
MADHAV. No, but you are a devil to send children off their heads.
GAFFER. But you aren't a child, and you've no child in the house; why
worry then?
MADHAV. Oh, but I have brought a child into the house.
GAFFER. Indeed, how so?
MADHAV. You remember how my wife was dying to adopt a child?
GAFFER. Yes, but that's an old story; you didn't like the idea.
MADHAV. You know, brother, how hard all this getting money in has
been. That somebody else's child would sail in and waste all this money
earned with so much trouble--Oh, I hated the idea. But this boy clings to
my heart in such a queer sort of way--
GAFFER. So that's the trouble! and your money goes all for him and feels
jolly lucky it does go at all.
MADHAV. Formerly, earning was a sort of passion with me; I simply
couldn't help working for money. Now, I make money and as I know it is
all for this dear boy, earning becomes a joy to me.
GAFFER. Ah, well, and where did you pick him up?
MADHAV. He is the son of a man who was a brother to my wife by village
ties. He has had no mother since infancy; and now the other day he lost his
father as well.
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GAFFER. Poor thing: and so he needs me all the more.
MADHAV. The doctor says all the organs of his little body are at
loggerheads with each other, and there isn't much hope for his life. There is
only one way to save him and that is to keep him out of this autumn wind
and sun. But you are such a terror! What with this game of yours at your
age, too, to get children out of doors!
GAFFER. God bless my soul! So I'm already as bad as autumn wind and
sun, eh! But, friend, I know something, too, of the game of keeping them
indoors. When my day's work is over I am coming in to make friends with
this child of yours. [Exit]
[AMAL enters]
AMAL. Uncle, I say, Uncle!
MADHAV. Hullo! Is that you, Amal?
AMAL. Mayn't I be out of the courtyard at all?
MADHAV. No, my dear, no.
AMAL. See, there where Auntie grinds lentils in the quirn, the squirrel is
sitting with his tail up and with his wee hands he's picking up the broken
grains of lentils and crunching them. Can't I run up there?
MADHAV. No, my darling, no.
AMAL. Wish I were a squirrel!--it would be lovely. Uncle, why won't you
let me go about?
MADHAV. Doctor says it's bad for you to be out.
AMAL. How can the doctor know?
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MADHAV. What a thing to say! The doctor can't know and he reads such
huge books!
AMAL. Does his book-learning tell him everything?
MADHAV. Of course, don't you know!
AMAL [With a sigh] Ah, I am so stupid! I don't read books.
MADHAV. Now, think of it; very, very learned people are all like you;
they are never out of doors.
AMAL. Aren't they really?
MADHAV. No, how can they? Early and late they toil and moil at their
books, and they've eyes for nothing else. Now, my little man, you are going
to be learned when you grow up; and then you will stay at home and read
such big books, and people will notice you and say, "he's a wonder."
AMAL. No, no, Uncle; I beg of you by your dear feet--I don't want to be
learned, I won't.
MADHAV. Dear, dear; it would have been my saving if I could have been
learned.
AMAL. No, I would rather go about and see everything that there is.
MADHAV. Listen to that! See! What will you see, what is there so much to
see?
AMAL. See that far-away hill from our window--I often long to go beyond
those hills and right away.
MADHAV. Oh, you silly! As if there's nothing more to be done but just get
up to the top of that hill and away! Eh! You don't talk sense, my boy. Now
listen, since that hill stands there upright as a barrier, it means you can't get
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beyond it. Else, what was the use in heaping up so many large stones to
make such a big affair of it, eh!
AMAL. Uncle, do you think it is meant to prevent your crossing over? It
seems to me because the earth can't speak it raises its hands into the sky and
beckons. And those who live far and sit alone by their windows can see the
signal. But I suppose the learned people--
MADHAV. No, they don't have time for that sort of nonsense. They are not
crazy like you.
AMAL. Do you know, yesterday I met someone quite as crazy as I am.
MADHAV. Gracious me, really, how so?
AMAL. He had a bamboo staff on his shoulder with a small bundle at the
top, and a brass pot in his left hand, and an old pair of shoes on; he was
making for those hills straight across that meadow there. I called out to him
and asked, "Where are you going?" He answered, "I don't know,
anywhere!" I asked again, "Why are you going?" He said, "I'm going out to
seek work." Say, Uncle, have you to seek work?
MADHAV. Of course I have to. There's many about looking for jobs.
AMAL. How lovely! I'll go about, like them too, finding things to do.
MADHAV. Suppose you seek and don't find. Then--
AMAL. Wouldn't that be jolly? Then I should go farther! I watched that
man slowly walking on with his pair of worn out shoes. And when he got to
where the water flows under the fig tree, he stopped and washed his feet in
the stream. Then he took out from his bundle some gram-flour, moistened it
with water and began to eat. Then he tied up his bundle and shouldered it
again; tucked up his cloth above his knees and crossed the stream. I've
asked Auntie to let me go up to the stream, and eat my gram-flour just like
him.
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MADHAV. And what did your Auntie say to that?
AMAL. Auntie said, "Get well and then I'll take you over there." Please,
Uncle, when shall I get well?
MADHAV. It won't be long, dear.
AMAL. Really, but then I shall go right away the moment I'm well again.
MADHAV. And where will you go?
AMAL. Oh, I will walk on, crossing so many streams, wading through
water. Everybody will be asleep with their doors shut in the heat of the day
and I will tramp on and on seeking work far, very far.
MADHAV. I see! I think you had better be getting well first; then--
AMAL. But then you won't want me to be learned, will you, Uncle?
MADHAV. What would you rather be then?
AMAL. I can't think of anything just now; but I'll tell you later on.
MADHAV. Very well. But mind you, you aren't to call out and talk to
strangers again.
AMAL. But I love to talk to strangers!
MADHAV. Suppose they had kidnapped you?
AMAL. That would have been splendid! But no one ever takes me away.
They all want me to stay in here.
MADHAV. I am off to my work--but, darling, you won't go out, will you?
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AMAL. No, I won't. But, Uncle, you'll let me be in this room by the
roadside.
[Exit MADHAV]
DAIRYMAN. Curds, curds, good nice curds.
AMAL. Curdseller, I say, Curdseller.
DAIRYMAN. Why do you call me? Will you buy some curds?
AMAL. How can I buy? I have no money.
DAIRYMAN. What a boy! Why call out then? Ugh! What a waste of time.
AMAL. I would go with you if I could.
DAIRYMAN. With me?
AMAL. Yes, I seem to feel homesick when I hear you call from far down
the road.
DAIRYMAN. [Lowering his yoke-pole] Whatever are you doing here, my
child?
AMAL. The doctor says I'm not to be out, so I sit here all day long.
DAIRYMAN. My poor child, whatever has happened to you?
AMAL. I can't tell. You see I am not learned, so I don't know what's the
matter with me. Say, Dairyman, where do you come from?
DAIRYMAN. From our village.
AMAL. Your village? Is it very far?
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DAIRYMAN. Our village lies on the river Shamli at the foot of the
Panch-mura hills.
AMAL. Panch-mura hills! Shamli river! I wonder. I may have seen your
village. I can't think when though!
DAIRYMAN. Have you seen it? Been to the foot of those hills?
AMAL. Never. But I seem to remember having seen it. Your village is
under some very old big trees, just by the side of the red road--isn't that so?
DAIRYMAN. That's right, child.
AMAL. And on the slope of the hill cattle grazing.
DAIRYMAN. How wonderful! Aren't there cattle grazing in our village!
Indeed, there are!
AMAL. And your women with red sarees fill their pitchers from the river
and carry them on their heads.
DAIRYMAN. Good, that's right. Women from our dairy village do come
and draw their water from the river; but then it isn't everyone who has a red
saree to put on. But, my dear child, surely you must have been there for a
walk some time.
AMAL. Really, Dairyman, never been there at all. But the first day doctor
lets me go out, you are going to take me to your village.
DAIRYMAN. I will, my child, with pleasure.
AMAL. And you'll teach me to cry curds and shoulder the yoke like you
and walk the long, long road?
DAIRYMAN. Dear, dear, did you ever? Why should you sell curds? No,
you will read big books and be learned.
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AMAL. No, I never want to be learned--I'll be like you and take my curds
from the village by the red road near the old banyan tree, and I will hawk it
from cottage to cottage. Oh, how do you cry--"Curd, curd, good nice curd!"
Teach me the tune, will you?
DAIRYMAN. Dear, dear, teach you the tune; what an idea!
AMAL. Please do. I love to hear it. I can't tell you how queer I feel when I
hear you cry out from the bend of that road, through the line of those trees!
Do you know I feel like that when I hear the shrill cry of kites from almost
the end of the sky?
DAIRYMAN. Dear child, will you have some curds? Yes, do.
AMAL. But I have no money.
DAIRYMAN. No, no, no, don't talk of money! You'll make me so happy if
you have a little curds from me.
AMAL. Say, have I kept you too long?
DAIRYMAN. Not a bit; it has been no loss to me at all; you have taught
me how to be happy selling curds. [Exit]
AMAL. [Intoning] Curds, curds, good nice curds--from the dairy
village--from the country of the Panch-mura hills by the Shamli bank.
Curds, good curds; in the early morning the women make the cows stand in
a row under the trees and milk them, and in the evening they turn the milk
into curds. Curds, good curds. Hello, there's the watchman on his rounds.
Watchman, I say, come and have a word with me.
WATCHMAN. What's all this row you are making? Aren't you afraid of
the likes of me?
AMAL. No, why should I be?
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WATCHMAN. Suppose I march you off then?
AMAL. Where will you take me to? Is it very far, right beyond the hills?
WATCHMAN. Suppose I march you straight to the King?
AMAL. To the King! Do, will you? But the doctor won't let me go out. No
one can ever take me away. I've got to stay here all day long.
WATCHMAN. Doctor won't let you, poor fellow! So I see! Your face is
pale and there are dark rings round your eyes. Your veins stick out from
your poor thin hands.
AMAL. Won't you sound the gong, Watchman?
WATCHMAN. Time has not yet come.
AMAL. How curious! Some say time has not yet come, and some say time
has gone by! But surely your time will come the moment you strike the
gong!
WATCHMAN. That's not possible; I strike up the gong only when it is
time.
AMAL. Yes, I love to hear your gong. When it is midday and our meal is
over, Uncle goes off to his work and Auntie falls asleep reading her
Rmayana, and in the courtyard under the shadow of the wall our doggie
sleeps with his nose in his curled up tail; then your gong strikes out, "Dong,
dong, dong!" Tell me why does your gong sound?
WATCHMAN. My gong sounds to tell the people, Time waits for none,
but goes on forever.
AMAL. Where, to what land?
WATCHMAN. That none knows.
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AMAL. Then I suppose no one has ever been there! Oh, I do wish to fly
with the time to that land of which no one knows anything.
WATCHMAN. All of us have to get there one day, my child.
AMAL. Have I too?
WATCHMAN. Yes, you too!
AMAL. But doctor won't let me out.
WATCHMAN. One day the doctor himself may take you there by the
hand.
AMAL. He won't; you don't know him. He only keeps me in.
WATCHMAN. One greater than he comes and lets us free.
AMAL. When will this great doctor come for me? I can't stick in here any
more.
WATCHMAN. Shouldn't talk like that, my child.
AMAL. No. I am here where they have left me--I never move a bit. But
when your gong goes off, dong, dong, dong, it goes to my heart. Say,
Watchman?
WATCHMAN. Yes, my dear.
AMAL. Say, what's going on there in that big house on the other side,
where there is a flag flying high up and the people are always going in and
out?
WATCHMAN. Oh, there? That's our new Post Office.
AMAL. Post Office? Whose?
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WATCHMAN. Whose? Why, the King's surely!
AMAL. Do letters come from the King to his office here?
WATCHMAN. Of course. One fine day there may be a letter for you in
there.
AMAL. A letter for me? But I am only a little boy.
WATCHMAN. The King sends tiny notes to little boys.
AMAL. Oh, how lovely! When shall I have my letter? How do you guess
he'll write to me?
WATCHMAN. Otherwise why should he set his Post Office here right in
front of your open window, with the golden flag flying?
AMAL. But who will fetch me my King's letter when it comes?
WATCHMAN. The King has many postmen. Don't you see them run about
with round gilt badges on their chests?
AMAL. Well, where do they go?
WATCHMAN. Oh, from door to door, all through the country.
AMAL. I'll be the King's postman when I grow up.
WATCHMAN. Ha! ha! Postman, indeed! Rain or shine, rich or poor, from
house to house delivering letters--that's very great work!
AMAL. That's what I'd like best. What makes you smile so? Oh, yes, your
work is great too. When it is silent everywhere in the heat of the noonday,
your gong sounds, Dong, dong, dong,-- and sometimes when I wake up at
night all of a sudden and find our lamp blown out, I can hear through the
darkness your gong slowly sounding, Dong, dong, dong!
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WATCHMAN. There's the village headman! I must be off. If he catches
me gossiping with you there'll be a great to do.
AMAL. The headman? Whereabouts is he?
WATCHMAN. Right down the road there; see that huge palm-leaf
umbrella hopping along? That's him!
AMAL. I suppose the King's made him our headman here?
WATCHMAN. Made him? Oh, no! A fussy busy-body! He knows so many
ways of making himself unpleasant that everybody is afraid of him. It's just
a game for the likes of him, making trouble for everybody. I must be off
now! Mustn't keep work waiting, you know! I'll drop in again to-morrow
morning and tell you all the news of the town. [Exit]
AMAL. It would be splendid to have a letter from the King every day. I'll
read them at the window. But, oh! I can't read writing. Who'll read them out
to me, I wonder! Auntie reads her Rmayana; she may know the King's
writing. If no one will, then I must keep them carefully and read them when
I'm grown up. But if the postman can't find me? Headman, Mr. Headman,
may I have a word with you?
HEADMAN. Who is yelling after me on the highway? Oh, you wretched
monkey!
AMAL. You're the headman. Everybody minds you.
HEADMAN [Looking pleased] Yes, oh yes, they do! They must!
AMAL. Do the King's postmen listen to you?
HEADMAN. They've got to. By Jove, I'd like to see--
AMAL. Will you tell the postman it's Amal who sits by the window here?
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HEADMAN. What's the good of that?
AMAL. In case there's a letter for me.
HEADMAN. A letter for you! Whoever's going to write to you?
AMAL. If the King does.
HEADMAN. Ha! ha! What an uncommon little fellow you are! Ha! ha! the
King indeed, aren't you his bosom friend, eh! You haven't met for a long
while and the King is pining, I am sure. Wait till to-morrow and you'll have
your letter.
AMAL. Say, Headman, why do you speak to me in that tone of voice? Are
you cross?
HEADMAN. Upon my word! Cross, indeed! You write to the King!
Madhav is devilish swell nowadays. He'd made a little pile; and so kings
and padishahs are everyday talk with his people. Let me find him once and
I'll make him dance. Oh, you snipper-snapper! I'll get the King's letter sent
to your house--indeed I will!
AMAL. No, no, please don't trouble yourself about it.
HEADMAN. And why not, pray! I'll tell the King about you and he won't
be very long. One of his footmen will come along presently for news of
you. Madhav's impudence staggers me. If the King hears of this, that'll take
some of his nonsense out of him. [Exit]
AMAL. Who are you walking there? How your anklets tinkle! Do stop a
while, dear, won't you?
[A GIRL enters]
GIRL. I haven't a moment to spare; it is already late!
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AMAL. I see, you don't wish to stop; I don't care to stay on here either.
GIRL. You make me think of some late star of the morning! Whatever's the
matter with you?
AMAL. I don't know; the doctor won't let me out.
GIRL. Ah me! Don't then! Should listen to the doctor. People'll be cross
with you if you're naughty. I know, always looking out and watching must
make you feel tired. Let me close the window a bit for you.
AMAL. No, don't, only this one's open! All the others are shut. But will
you tell me who you are? Don't seem to know you.
GIRL. I am Sudha.
AMAL. What Sudha?
SUDHA. Don't you know? Daughter of the flower-seller here.
AMAL. What do you do?
SUDHA. I gather flowers in my basket.
AMAL. Oh, flower gathering! That is why your feet seem so glad and your
anklets jingle so merrily as you walk. Wish I could be out too. Then I
would pick some flowers for you from the very topmost branches right out
of sight.
SUDHA. Would you really? Do you know more about flowers than I?
AMAL. Yes, I do, quite as much. I know all about Champa of the fairy tale
and his seven brothers. If only they let me, I'll go right into the dense forest
where you can't find your way. And where the honey-sipping hummingbird
rocks himself on the end of the thinnest branch, I will flower out as a
champa. Would you be my sister Parul?
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SUDHA. You are silly! How can I be sister Parul when I am Sudha and my
mother is Sasi, the flower-seller? I have to weave so many garlands a day.
It would be jolly if I could lounge here like you!
AMAL. What would you do then, all the day long?
SUDHA. I could have great times with my doll Benay the bride, and Meni
the pussycat and--but I say it is getting late and I mustn't stop, or I won't
find a single flower.
AMAL. Oh, wait a little longer; I do like it so!
SUDHA. Ah, well--now don't you be naughty. Be good and sit still and on
my way back home with the flowers I'll come and talk with you.
AMAL. And you'll let me have a flower then?
SUDHA. No, how can I? It has to be paid for.
AMAL. I'll pay when I grow up--before I leave to look for work out on the
other side of that stream there.
SUDHA. Very well, then.
AMAL. And you'll come back when you have your flowers?
SUDHA. I will.
AMAL. You will, really?
SUDHA. Yes, I will.
AMAL. You won't forget me? I am Amal, remember that.
SUDHA. I won't forget you, you'll see. [Exit]
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[A TROOP OF BOYS enter]
AMAL. Say, brothers, where are you all off to? Stop here a little.
BOYS. We're off to play.
AMAL. What will you play at, brothers?
BOYS. We'll play at being ploughmen.
FIRST BOY [Showing a stick] This is our ploughshare.
SECOND BOY. We two are the pair of oxen.
AMAL. And you're going to play the whole day?
BOYS. Yes, all day long.
AMAL. And you'll come back home in the evening by the road along the
river bank?
BOYS. Yes.
AMAL. Do you pass our house on your way home?
BOYS. You come out to play with us, yes do.
AMAL. Doctor won't let me out.
BOYS. Doctor! Suppose the likes of you mind the doctor. Let's be off; it is
getting late.
AMAL. Don't. Why not play on the road near this window? I could watch
you then.
THIRD BOY. What can we play at here?
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AMAL. With all these toys of mine lying about. Here you are, have them. I
can't play alone. They are getting dirty and are of no use to me.
BOYS. How jolly! What fine toys! Look, here's a ship. There's old mother
Jatai; say, chaps, ain't he a gorgeous sepoy? And you'll let us have them all?
You don't really mind?
AMAL. No, not a bit; have them by all means.
BOYS. You don't want them back?
AMAL. Oh, no, I shan't want them.
BOYS. Say, won't you get a scolding for this?
AMAL. No one will scold me. But will you play with them in front of our
door for a while every morning? I'll get you new ones when these are old.
BOYS. Oh, yes, we will. Say, chaps, put these sepoys into a line. We'll play
at war; where can we get a musket? Oh, look here, this bit of reed will do
nicely. Say, but you're off to sleep already.
AMAL. I'm afraid I'm sleepy. I don't know, I feel like it at times. I have
been sitting a long while and I'm tired; my back aches.
BOYS. It's only early noon now. How is it you're sleepy? Listen! The
gong's sounding the first watch.
AMAL. Yes, dong, dong, dong, it tolls me to sleep.
BOYS. We had better go then. We'll come in again to-morrow morning.
AMAL. I want to ask you something before you go. You are always
out--do you know of the King's postmen?
BOYS. Yes, quite well.
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AMAL. Who are they? Tell me their names.
BOYS. One's Badal, another's Sarat. There's so many of them.
AMAL. Do you think they will know me if there's a letter for me?
BOYS. Surely, if your name's on the letter they will find you out.
AMAL. When you call in to-morrow morning, will you bring one of them
along so that he'll know me?
BOYS. Yes, if you like.
CURTAIN
THE POST OFFICE
ACT II
[AMAL in Bed]
AMAL. Can't I go near the window to-day, Uncle? Would the doctor mind
that too?
MADHAV. Yes, darling, you see you've made yourself worse squatting
there day after day.
AMAL. Oh, no, I don't know if it's made me more ill, but I always feel well
when I'm there.
MADHAV. No, you don't; you squat there and make friends with the whole
lot of people round here, old and young, as if they are holding a fair right
under my eaves--flesh and blood won't stand that strain. Just see--your face
is quite pale.
AMAL. Uncle, I fear my fakir'll pass and not see me by the window.
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MADHAV. Your fakir, whoever's that?
AMAL. He comes and chats to me of the many lands where he's been. I
love to hear him.
MADHAV. How's that? I don't know of any fakirs.
AMAL. This is about the time he comes in. I beg of you, by your dear feet,
ask him in for a moment to talk to me here.
[GAFFER Enters in a FAKIR'S Guise]
AMAL. There you are. Come here, Fakir, by my bedside.
MADHAV. Upon my word, but this is--
GAFFER. [Winking hard] I am the fakir.
MADHAV. It beats my reckoning what you're not.
AMAL. Where have you been this time, Fakir?
FAKIR. To the Isle of Parrots. I am just back.
MADHAV. The Parrots' Isle!
FAKIR. Is it so very astonishing? Am I like you, man? A journey doesn't
cost a thing. I tramp just where I like.
AMAL. [Clapping] How jolly for you! Remember your promise to take me
with you as your follower when I'm well.
FAKIR. Of course, and I'll teach you such secrets too of travelling that
nothing in sea or forest or mountain can bar your way.
MADHAV. What's all this rigmarole?
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GAFFER. Amal, my dear, I bow to nothing in sea or mountain; but if the
doctor joins in with this uncle of yours, then I with all my magic must own
myself beaten.
AMAL. No. Uncle shan't tell the doctor. And I promise to lie quiet; but the
day I am well, off I go with the Fakir and nothing in sea or mountain or
torrent shall stand in my way.
MADHAV. Fie, dear child, don't keep on harping upon going! It makes me
so sad to hear you talk so.
AMAL. Tell me, Fakir, what the Parrots' Isle is like.
GAFFER. It's a land of wonders; it's a haunt of birds. There's no man; and
they neither speak nor walk, they simply sing and they fly.
AMAL. How glorious! And it's by some sea?
GAFFER. Of course. It's on the sea.
AMAL. And green hills are there?
GAFFER. Indeed, they live among the green hills; and in the time of the
sunset when there is a red glow on the hillside, all the birds with their green
wings flock back to their nests.
AMAL. And there are waterfalls!
GAFFER. Dear me, of course; you don't have a hill without its waterfalls.
Oh, it's like molten diamonds; and, my dear, what dances they have! Don't
they make the pebbles sing as they rush over them to the sea. No devil of a
doctor can stop them for a moment. The birds looked upon me as nothing
but a man, quite a trifling creature without wings--and they would have
nothing to do with me. Were it not so I would build a small cabin for
myself among their crowd of nests and pass my days counting the sea
waves.
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AMAL. How I wish I were a bird! Then--
GAFFER. But that would have been a bit of a job; I hear you've fixed up
with the dairyman to be a hawker of curds when you grow up; I'm afraid
such business won't flourish among birds; you might land yourself into
serious loss.
MADHAV. Really this is too much. Between you two I shall turn crazy.
Now, I'm off.
AMAL. Has the dairyman been, Uncle?
MADHAV. And why shouldn't he? He won't bother his head running
errands for your pet fakir, in and out among the nests in his Parrots' Isle.
But he has left a jar of curd for you saying that he is rather busy with his
niece's wedding in the village, and he has got to order a band at Kamlipara.
AMAL. But he is going to marry me to his little niece.
GAFFER. Dear me, we are in a fix now.
AMAL. He said she would find me a lovely little bride with a pair of pearl
drops in her ears and dressed in a lovely red sree; and in the morning she
would milk with her own hands the black cow and feed me with warm milk
with foam on it from a brand new earthen cruse; and in the evenings she
would carry the lamp round the cow-house, and then come and sit by me to
tell me tales of Champa and his six brothers.
[Transcriber's note: In act 1, Amal mentions to Sudha about Champa and
his seven brothers. In this act, Amal mentions to Gaffer about Champa and
his six brothers. Translator error?]
GAFFER. How delicious! The prospect tempts even me, a hermit! But
never mind, dear, about this wedding. Let it be. I tell you when you wed
there'll be no lack of nieces in his household.
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MADHAV. Shut up! This is more than I can stand. [Exit]
AMAL. Fakir, now that Uncle's off, just tell me, has the King sent me a
letter to the Post Office?
GAFFER. I gather that his letter has already started; but it's still on the way.
AMAL. On the way? Where is it? Is it on that road winding through the
trees which you can follow to the end of the forest when the sky is quite
clear after rain?
GAFFER. That's so. You know all about it already.
AMAL. I do, everything.
GAFFER. So I see, but how?
AMAL. I can't say; but it's quite clear to me. I fancy I've seen it often in
days long gone by. How long ago I can't tell. Do you know when? I can see
it all: there, the King's postman coming down the hillside alone, a lantern in
his left hand and on his back a bag of letters climbing down for ever so
long, for days and nights, and where at the foot of the mountain the
waterfall becomes a stream he takes to the footpath on the bank and walks
on through the rye; then comes the sugarcane field and he disappears into
the narrow lane cutting through the tall stems of sugarcanes; then he
reaches the open meadow where the cricket chirps and where there is not a
single man to be seen, only the snipe wagging their tails and poking at the
mud with their bills. I can feel him coming nearer and nearer and my heart
becomes glad.
GAFFER. My eyes aren't young; but you make me see all the same.
AMAL. Say, Fakir, do you know the King who has this Post Office?
GAFFER. I do; I go to him for my alms every day.
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AMAL. Good! When I get well, I must have my alms too from him, mayn't
I?
GAFFER. You won't need to ask, my dear, he'll give it to you of his own
accord.
AMAL. No, I would go to his gate and cry, "Victory to thee, O King!" and
dancing to the tabor's sound, ask for alms. Won't it be nice?
GAFFER. It would be splendid, and if you're with me, I shall have my full
share. But what'll you ask?
AMAL. I shall say, "Make me your postman, that I may go about lantern in
hand, delivering your letters from door to door. Don't let me stay at home
all day!"
GAFFER. What is there to be sad for, my child, even were you to stay at
home?
AMAL. It isn't sad. When they shut me in here first I felt the day was so
long. Since the King's Post Office I like it more and more being indoors,
and as I think I shall get a letter one day, I feel quite happy and then I don't
mind being quiet and alone. I wonder if I shall make out what'll be in the
King's letter?
GAFFER. Even if you didn't wouldn't it be enough if it just bore your
name?
[MADHAV enters]
MADHAV. Have you any idea of the trouble you've got me into, between
you two?
GAFFER. What's the matter?
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MADHAV. I hear you've let it get rumored about that the King has planted
his office here to send messages to both of you.
GAFFER. Well, what about it?
MADHAV. Our headman Panchanan has had it told to the King
anonymously.
GAFFER. Aren't we aware that everything reaches the King's ears?
MADHAV. Then why don't you look out? Why take the King's name in
vain? You'll bring me to ruin if you do.
AMAL. Say, Fakir, will the King be cross?
GAFFER. Cross, nonsense! And with a child like you and a fakir such as I
am. Let's see if the King be angry, and then won't I give him a piece of my
mind.
AMAL. Say, Fakir, I've been feeling a sort of darkness coming over my
eyes since the morning. Everything seems like a dream. I long to be quiet. I
don't feel like talking at all. Won't the King's letter come? Suppose this
room melts away all on a sudden, suppose--
GAFFER. [Fanning AMAL] The letter's sure to come to-day, my boy.
[DOCTOR enters]
DOCTOR. And how do you feel to-day?
AMAL. Feel awfully well to-day, Doctor. All pain seems to have left me.
DOCTOR. [Aside to MADHAV] Don't quite like the look of that smile.
Bad sign that, his feeling well! Chakradhan has observed--
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MADHAV. For goodness sake, Doctor, leave Chakradhan alone. Tell me
what's going to happen?
DOCTOR. Can't hold him in much longer, I fear! I warned you
before--This looks like a fresh exposure.
MADHAV. No, I've used the utmost care, never let him out of doors; and
the windows have been shut almost all the time.
DOCTOR. There's a peculiar quality in the air to-day. As I came in I found
a fearful draught through your front door. That's most hurtful. Better lock it
at once. Would it matter if this kept your visitors off for two or three days?
If someone happens to call unexpectedly--there's the back door. You had
better shut this window as well, it's letting in the sunset rays only to keep
the patient awake.
MADHAV. Amal has shut his eyes. I expect he is sleeping. His face tells
me--Oh, Doctor, I bring in a child who is a stranger and love him as my
own, and now I suppose I must lose him!
DOCTOR. What's that? There's your headman sailing in!--What a bother! I
must be going, brother. You had better stir about and see to the doors being
properly fastened. I will send on a strong dose directly I get home. Try it on
him--it may save him at last, if he can be saved at all. [Exeunt MADHAV
and DOCTOR.]
[The HEADMAN enters]
HEADMAN. Hello, urchin!
GAFFER. [Rising hastily] 'Sh, be quiet.
AMAL. No, Fakir, did you think I was asleep? I wasn't. I can hear
everything; yes, and voices far away. I feel that mother and father are
sitting by my pillow and speaking to me.
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[MADHAV enters]
HEADMAN. I say, Madhav, I hear you hobnob with bigwigs nowadays.
MADHAV. Spare me your jests, Headman, we are but common people.
HEADMAN. But your child here is expecting a letter from the King.
MADHAV. Don't you take any notice of him, a mere foolish boy!
HEADMAN. Indeed, why not! It'll beat the King hard to find a better
family! Don't you see why the King plants his new Post Office right before
your window? Why there's a letter for you from the King, urchin.
AMAL. [Starting up] Indeed, really!
HEADMAN. How can it be false? You're the King's chum. Here's your
letter [showing a blank slip of paper]. Ha, ha, ha! This is the letter.
AMAL. Please don't mock me. Say, Fakir, is it so?
GAFFER. Yes, my dear. I as Fakir tell you it is his letter.
AMAL. How is it I can't see? It all looks so blank to me. What is there in
the letter, Mr. Headman?
HEADMAN. The King says, "I am calling on you shortly; you had better
arrange puffed rice offerings for me.--Palace fare is quite tasteless to me
now." Ha! ha! ha!
MADHAV. [With folded palms] I beseech you, headman, don't you joke
about these things--
GAFFER. Cutting jokes indeed, dare he!
MADHAV. Are you out of your mind too, Gaffer?
Post Office, The 29
GAFFER. Out of my mind, well then I am; I can read plainly that the King
writes he will come himself to see Amal, with the state physician.
AMAL. Fakir, Fakir, 'sh, his trumpet! Can't you hear?
HEADMAN. Ha! ha! ha! I fear he won't until he's a bit more off his head.
AMAL. Mr. Headman, I thought you were cross with me and didn't love
me. I never could think you would fetch me the King's letter. Let me wipe
the dust off your feet.
HEADMAN. This little child does have an instinct of reverence. Though a
little silly, he has a good heart.
AMAL. It's hard on the fourth watch now, I suppose--Hark the gong,
"Dong, dong, ding," "Dong, dong, ding." Is the evening star up? How is it I
can't see--
GAFFER. Oh, the windows are all shut, I'll open them.
[A knocking outside]
MADHAV. What's that?--Who is it--what a bother!
VOICE. [From outside] Open the door.
MADHAV Say, Headman--Hope they're not robbers.
HEADMAN. Who's there?--It's Panchanan, the headman, calls--Aren't you
afraid of the like of me? Fancy! The noise has ceased! Panchanan's voice
carries far.--Yes, show me the biggest robbers!
MADHAV. [Peering out of the window] I should think the noise has
ceased. they've smashed the door.
[THE KING'S HERALD enters]
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HERALD. Our Sovereign King comes to-night!
HEADMAN. My God!
AMAL. At what hour of the night, Herald?
HERALD. On the second watch.
AMAL. When from the city gates my friend the watchman will strike his
gong, "ding dong ding, ding dong ding"--then?
HERALD. Yes, then. The King sends his greatest physician to attend on his
young friend.
[STATE Physician enters]
STATE PHYSICIAN. What's this? How close it is here! Open wide all the
doors and windows. [Feeling AMAL'S body] How do you feel, my child?
AMAL. I feel very well, Doctor, very well. All pain is gone. How fresh and
open! I can see all the stars now twinkling from the other side of the dark.
PHYSICIAN. Will you feel well enough to leave your bed with the King
when he comes in the middle watches of the night?
AMAL. Of course, I'm dying to be about for ever so long. I'll ask the King
to find me the polar star.--I must have seen it often, but I don't know
exactly which it is.
PHYSICIAN. He will tell you everything. [To MADHAV] Will you go
about and arrange flowers through the room for the King's visit? [Indicating
the HEADMAN] We can't have that person in here.
AMAL. No, let him be, Doctor. He is a friend. It was he who brought me
the King's letter.
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PHYSICIAN. Very well, my child. He may remain if he is a friend of
yours.
MADHAV [Whispering into AMAL'S ear] My child, the King loves you.
He is coming himself. Beg for a gift from him. You know our humble
circumstances.
AMAL. Don't you worry, Uncle.--I've made up my mind about it.
MADHAV. What is it, my child?
AMAL. I shall ask him to make me one of his postmen that I may wander
far and wide, delivering his message from door to door.
MADHAV. [Slapping his forehead] Alas, is that all?
AMAL. What'll be our offerings to the King, Uncle, when he comes?
HERALD. He has commanded puffed rice.
AMAL. Puffed rice! Say, Headman, you're right. You said so. You knew
all we didn't.
HEADMAN. If you send word to my house then I could manage for the
King's advent really nice--
PHYSICIAN. No need at all. Now be quiet all of you. Sleep is coming over
him. I'll sit by his pillow; he's dropping into slumber. Blow out the
oil-lamp. Only let the star-light stream in. Hush, he slumbers.
MADHAV. [Addressing GAFFER] What are you standing there for like a
statue, folding your palms.--I am nervous.--Say, are they good omens?
Why are they darkening the room? How will star-light help?
GAFFER. Silence, unbeliever.
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[SUDHA enters]
SUDHA. Amal!
PHYSICIAN. He's asleep.
SUDHA. I have some flowers for him. Mayn't I give them into his own
hand?
PHYSICIAN. Yes, you may.
SUDHA. When will he be awake?
PHYSICIAN. Directly the King comes and calls him.
SUDHA. Will you whisper a word for me in his ear?
PHYSICIAN. What shall I say?
SUDHA. Tell him Sudha has not forgotten him.
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