4/12/2017                                                 NoFearShakespeare:HenryIVPart1:Act1,Scene2
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                                                   EnterHENRY,PRINCEofWales,and                      HENRY,PRINCEofWalesandSir
                                                                  SirJohnFALSTAFF                               JohnFALSTAFFenter.
                                              FALSTAFF                                                FALSTAFF
                                              Now,Hal,whattimeofdayisit,lad?                  Hal,whattimeisit,myboy?
                                              PRINCEHENRY                                            PRINCEHENRY
                                              Thouartsofatwitted,withdrinkingof                Youaresowastedfromdrinking
                                              oldsack,andunbuttoningtheeafter                    boozeandlooseningyourpantsafter
                                              supper,andsleepinguponbenches                       lunchandsleepingonbenchesall
                                              afternoon,thatthouhastforgottento                 afternoonthatyoudonteven
                                              demandthattrulywhichthouwouldst                    rememberhowtoaskforwhatyou
                                              trulyknow.Whatadevilhastthoutodo                reallywanttoknow.Whatthehell
                                              withthetimeoftheday?Unlesshours                  doesitmattertoyouwhattimeitis?
                                              werecupsofsack,andminutes                          Unlesshourswereglassesofwine,
                                              capons,andclocksthetonguesof                       minuteswerechickens,clockswere
                                              bawds,anddialsthesignsofleaping                  whores'tongues,sundialswere
                                              houses,andtheblessedsunhimselfa                   whorehousesignsandthesunitself
                                              fairhotwenchinflamecoloredtaffeta,                wereahotwomaninaflamecolored
                                              Iseenoreasonwhythoushouldstbe                    dress,Idontseeanyreasonwhyyou
                                              sosuperfluoustodemandthetimeof                    wouldneedtoknowthetime.
                                              theday.
                                              FALSTAFF                                                FALSTAFF
                                              Indeed,youcomenearmenow,Hal,                      Nowyouretalking,Hal.Thieveslike
                                              forwethattakepursesgobythemoon                  usoperateatnight,bythemoonand
                                              andthesevenstars,andnotby                         stars,andnotbythesun.Ihope,
                                              Phoebus,he,thatwand'ringknightso                    prettyboy,thatwhenyoubecome
                                              fair.AndIprithee,sweetwag,when                    king,GodsaveyourGraceor
                                              thouartking,asGodsavethyGrace                   maybeIshouldjustcallyouYour
                                              Majesty,Ishouldsay,forgracethou                   Majesty,sinceyoudonthaveany
                                              wilthavenone                                         grace
                                              PRINCEHENRY                                            PRINCEHENRY
                                              What,none?                                             None?
                                              FALSTAFF                                                FALSTAFF
                                              No,bymytroth,notsomuchaswill                    No,Iswear.Notevenenoughtosay
                                              servetobeprologuetoaneggand                      gracebeforeasnack.
                                              butter.
                                              PRINCEHENRY                                            PRINCEHENRY
    20                                        Well,howthen?Come,roundly,                          Comeon,outwithit.Gettothepoint.
                                              roundly.
                                              FALSTAFF                                                FALSTAFF
                                              Marry,then,sweetwag,whenthouart                   Okaythen,prettyboy.Wheyyou
                                              king,letnotusthataresquiresofthe                becomeking,dontletthoseofus
                                              nightsbodybecalledthievesofthe                   whoworkatnightbeblamedfor
                                              daysbeauty.LetusbeDianas                         wastingdaylightbysleepingthrough
                                              foresters,gentlemenoftheshade,                      it.Giveusfancynames:Servantsof
                                              minionsofthemoon,andletmensay                    theMoonGoddessDiana
                                              webemenofgoodgovernment,being                     GentlemenofShadowsLunar
                                              governed,astheseais,byournoble                   Laborers.Makepeopleadmireusfor
                                              andchastemistressthemoon,under                     beingwellbehaved.Afterall,were
                                              whosecountenancewesteal.                             governedbythesameforcethat
                                                                                                      governsthetidesthepaleandcool
                                                                                                      moon,wholightsourwayaswe
                                                                                                      sneakaround.
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