Year: 2003

Here’s my email away message while i’m gone from work: 2004 will be an interesting year. Such a nice even number that you can easily divide into many slices of pizza. 2003 was a bit more hard to slice pizzas…

This is so exciting to hear non-Cubs players talking about how the Chicago Cubs are a “World Series Team.” And you GOTTA love Todd Walker for turning down a starting position with the Indians to be a bench player for…

I’m looking for ideas for my holiday card which is gonna be really late. It’ll probably be sent out in January. Which of these January Holidays would make a good card?

Is there something that city dwellers are missing by not being able to see the stars every night? Do we miss the context of where we live?

This Book Will Change Your Life: 365 Daily Instructions for Hysterical Living by Benrik A Man, a Can, a Plan: 50 Great Guy Meals Even You Can Make by David Joachim Education of an E-Designer by Steven Heller The Evolution…

All home phones should be stereo phones. It’s so bizarre to be using only one ear.

A hilarious way to help you with art critiques. With the Instant Art Critique Phrase Generator, you need never again feel at a loss for commentary or √¨insights.√Æ Soon you can produce CRAP critiques as easily and fluently as anyone…

I’m sitting here absolutely fascinated by the tab button on my keyboard. You push it down and it pops back up. It’s like a five-year-old being entertained by all the buttons at museum exhibits. What is it with our fascination…

It’s so shibb-a-licious!

I got my new drivers license today at the State Center in Downtown Chicago today. Inside they had signs all over the place saying: PLEASENO ABUSIVELANGUAGEOR CONDUCTwill be toleratedand may be cause forremoval and/or arrest

My hands used to be clean, but then this tangerine became a juiceball machine and destroyer of all hygiene. Once so tasty and juicy, now just messy and goosey. It’s all over the freakin place on my nose ears and…

Instead of shooting digital photos with a dinky camera, why not shoot black and white with a SLR? Film can cost under $2.00 a roll. You’ll get super high quality. They say that digital cameras will have to be 12…

Bars should serve a “champions shot” in these little trophies.

Oh neglected elevator smells of dead alligator. Graphitti scrawled on the wall looking like a urinal stall. Inside we stand so nervous did the elevator just go out of service? Will someone please lend a hand for this elevator that…

Oh elevator, so nice and clean. Oh elevator, no clutter to be seen. No papers, no shoes No clutter, nor booze. Just a pure smooth machine giving us efficiency

As you can see, spudart.org has a new look. I’m still making fine tuning changes here and there, so if you see any bugs or have any suggestions, I’d love to hear them. There will be many new features to…

What is the most commonly searched absurd word? * absurd * bonkers * crazy * cuckoo * foolish * freaky * goofy * idiotic * insane * loony * odd * pyscho * silly * screwy * outrageous * wacky…

Yesterday in Chicago it snowed a bit. I’d much rather have cold and snow than 40s and rain. One of the many nice things about winter is not having to always have an umbrella on hand.

You always get to have your state first in the list of pull-down menu on the web.

In addition to tickets for complaining about cold weather, I’m gonna make up some tickets for public punctuation/spelling/grammar errors. We can sit here and complain all we want about how public signs have silly errors (which is always fun), but…

It comes in quite HANDY for measuring things.

-matt maldre

Whenever a cashier asks for your zip code, it would be fun to give them a zip code for some barren unpopulated place in Alaska. So now we start the 99701 Zip Code Campaign. Give every cashier the zipe code…

You hit the up button for an elevator. You wait. Elevator dings. You stand by the door, and then accidentally get in the way of people exiting the elevator. Oops! Yeah, most of the time you don’t let this occur.…

It would be alot easier to surf blogs, if everyone had a consistent category structure. That way, I can read all the posts about a particular topic I’m interested in. Many people post about a wide variety of things, some…

say anything you wish about the spudart.org website

would your hair become sparkly clean?

Awww, Library. Such a good old friend, Library. Always there for you. Always so willing to give you knowledge. But Library doesn’t brag or show off its knowledge. Library just sits there and lets you come in. You ask Library…

To achieve a wider range of sound, look at the fine print on the packaging to see what the frequency range is (the Hz). The first number is the bass (the lower the better). The second number is the high…

http://www.artlaura.com/ Laura’s website

http://www.unlikelymoose.com/My twin brother’s website