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australia vs us language differences in different countries

To become a doctor you have to spend four years of your life in medical studies, then 3 to 7 more in residency, before finally getting your license. To endure this much of student life, you either have to be really determined, a little bit coo-coo, or have a dark sense of humor to numb the stress that comes with being a soon-to-be doctor.

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an australian driver walks into a bar with a pet crocodile under his arm

An Australian drover walks into a bar with a pet crocodile under his arm. He puts the crocodile up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons and says, ‘I’ll make you all a deal. I’ll open this crocodile’s mouth and place my manhood inside. Then the croc will close his mouth for one...

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