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Do you have a potty mouth? If you think bathroom humour is hysterical, then we have some Christmas-themed bathroom funny stuff for you! Deck your bathroom with Christmas cheer like funny Christmas toilet paper, the Redneck Christmas Tree toilet plunger and other stinky holiday gifts!

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    Canada's Finest Maple Blaze RCMP Hot Sauce

    Experience the bold fusion of Canadian maple syrup and fiery heat with this artisanal hot sauce. Crafted in small batches, it combines the sweetness of pure Canadian maple syrup with the smoky depth of hickory and the bold kick of habanero peppers. This...

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  • Poop Stress Toy

    When life stinks, grab Poopy and give him a good squeeze to turn your bad day around. A funny and practical gift for anyone in need of a little extra joy—because stress relief doesn’t have to be serious! Whether you're tackling a busy...

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  • Fart Blocker Charcoal Air Freshener

    The Fart Blocker Charcoal Air Freshener is a handy product with a funny name! Designed to tackle any unpleasant odor with ease, this discreet air freshener is made with activated charcoal to effectively absorb and neutralizes odors...

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  • Stretchy Log of Poop Gag

    Novelty squeeze turd stress reliever. Fiddle, stretch and squish all your problems away and use to prank friends and family for an unforgettable laugh! Details: Dimensions: 6" x 2" x 1" Made in China

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  • Dr Assburn's Fire Roasted Habanero Hot Sauce

    Turn up the heat with Dr. Assburn's Fire Roasted Habanero Hot Sauce! This bold and flavourful sauce combines fire-roasted habaneros with a smoky kick, delivering a perfect balance of spice and depth. Ideal for heat seekers looking to elevate their...

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  • Hot Grandma Summer Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Hot Grandma Summer triple-milled bar soap! In a vintage-style colorful box. Laughs on every side! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L. Net Weight: 3 oz

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  • Your Mom Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Your MOM triple-milled bar soap! In a vintage-style colorful box. Laughs on every side! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L. Net Weight: 3 oz

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  • Moist Boxed Bar Soap

    Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Moist triple-milled bar soap! It's the soap with a juicy fragrance that makes some people feel uncomfortable! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L. Net Weight: 3...

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  • Big Cock Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Big Cock triple-milled bar soap! Get dirtier with this unique and playful soap, featuring a big cock design that's sure to make you smile. A great way to wash away the dirtiness and stay fresh...

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  • Toilet Golf Game

    Toilet Golf! The toilet time golf game that lets you practice your putting while sitting on the throne. A perfect gift for any golfer! Includes: putting green cup with a flag 2 golf balls retractable putter "Do Not Disturb" door hanger

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  • Crap Jokes Toilet Paper

    Like a stand-up comedian for your bathroom, our Crap Jokes toilet paper guarantees a laugh every time you unroll the punchline. It's the only TP that leaves you both clean and in stitches! Details:  200 Sheets 3 ply Packaging: Illustrated...

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  • Tinkle All The Way Designer Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete until you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! This hilarious holiday toilet paper has a repeated design that reads "Tinkle all the way!" Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's...

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  • The Candy Cane Willy Warmer

    Prevent embarrassing shrinkage when the temperature drops (or when your most important extremity pales in comparison to the rest of you). Our Willy Warmer is a hysterical gift for any occasion! It’s a heater for your peter! Details: Dimensions:...

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  • Santa TP Christmas Tree Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

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  • Santa Camera Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

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  • Colourful Christmas Greetings Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

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  • Conga Line Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

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  • Santa On The Toilet Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

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  • Shit Happens Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

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  • Christmas Sudoku Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

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  • Rudolph Design Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

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  • Deep in Love Toilet Paper

    Holiday decorating isn't complete til you've added Christmas Toilet Paper! Our humorous, holiday bathroom tissue will be a great addition to your washroom's crappy décor. Makes a memorable stocking stuffer or Secret Santa gift!

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  • Bigfoot Underpants

    FINALLY, EVIDENCE OF BIGFOOT Picture this: Dad is in the backyard mowing and finds Bigfoot Underpants in a bush! He might be credulous at first, but what proof is there that these are NOT Bigfoot’s underpants? Well, besides the 80" waist, sensible...

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  • Human Scum Boxed Bar Soap

    Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Human Scum triple-milled bar soap! In a vintage-style colorful box. Laughs on every side! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L. Net Weight: 3 oz

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  • Nope Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed Nope triple-milled bar soap! In a vintage-style colourful box. Laughs on every side! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L. Net Weight: 3 oz

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  • 70's Bush Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Experience the ultimate in clean with our retro-boxed 70's Bush triple-milled bar soap! In a vintage-style colourful box. Laughs on every side! Soap dimensions: 7 ⅝″ H × 2 ⅝″ W × 1″ L. Net Weight: 3 oz

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  • Manwhore Retro Boxed Bar Soap

    Immerse yourself in the scent of a true Manwhore with our retro-boxed Manwhore triple-milled bar soap. This raunchy soap has all the edge and attitude you'd expect from a real playboy. Indulge your senses with the ultimate bad-boy experience. Soap...

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  • Crime Scene Toilet Paper

    Introducing our Crime Scene Toilet Paper – because wiping away evidence should be as smooth as solving a mystery. Unravel a new case with every sheet, before leaving the scene of the crime. Details:  200 Sheets 3 ply Packaging:...

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  • A Sack of Shit

    Who do you know what deserves a sack of poo? Probably more than a few! These four man-made turds (but not the way you think - these are a wood composite) are a hilarious alternative to a lump of coal. Details:  Turds vary in size from 2" to...

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  • Dr Assburn's Hot Sauce with Fresh Crushed Jalapeno

    Trust the good doctor to know how to make a killer hot sauce! Dr. Assburn's Fresh Crushed Jalapeno Hot Sauce is an outstanding creation of a Jalapeno-based hot sauce. This edition brings EXTREME heat and unforgettable flavour to your meals, not to...

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  • Damn Dude Lavatory Mist

    Are you feeling ok? Really, I'm a little worried about you. What did you eat?  Two quick mists erase evidence of any offense - no matter how foul! Details: Scented with Jasmine and Rose with essential iols of Orange and Thyme Instantly...

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  • Joke-In-A-Jar Poop and Vomit

    This classic prank has been upgraded to slime for hands-on gross-out fun. Includes realistic barf and poop pranks filled with extra gross chunks. Choose One: Poop Vomit Details:  Each jar is approx 5.0 oz Ages 3+

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  • Shower Notes Crayons

    Leave notes and doodles right in the shower or bath with these bright colored crayons! Put down that loofah and write down that million dollar idea before you forget it! Also great for toddlers and kids to practice their creativity during bath time. Each...

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  • Emergency Underpants Dispenser

    Fresh underpants when you need them! One pair of Emergency Underpants is great, but what if, um, you like, uh, have another emergency? Don't fret, we've got you partially covered with the Emergency Underpants Dispenser. These boxes look a lot like...

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  • Instant Underpants in Tin

    NEED UNDERPANTS IN A HURRY? JUST ADD WATER! These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentarily and they'll loosen up so that you can pull them apart! And remember, it's better to have damp...

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  • Emergency Underpants in Tin

    DON'T LET SOILED UNDERPANTS RUIN YOUR DAY! Emergency Underpants are always there for you when you need them. They come in a 3" x 1-1/2" x 3/4" tin that slips easily into a purse or briefcase. Now whenever a particularly stressful or scary situation...

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