Michael; dick on dick or dick on vag
Calum; omg ur texting me first
Michael; yeah oh my god so cool, amazing
Michael; now answer the question it's important
Calum; dick on dick obviously
Calum; dick on vagina doesn't get me goin that well
Calum; most of the time the girls moans are over played and high pitched and just gay porn is the way to go
Michael; well some of its good
Michael; idk honestly I just like porn in general
Michael; if it's hot and makes my dick hard then I am completely okay with it
Calum; what about vag on vag
Michael; hot
Calum; do you like to watch big burly hairy guys together or the twinky ones
Michael; big burly hairy guys are completely out the question
Michael; i don't like them too twinky but they can't be too old either then it gets gross
Calum; what about 3(+)somes
Michael; eh, id rather watch some guys ass getting destroyed or some chick going at it on another's pussy rather than having to keep up with all the action that 3somes/4somes have
Calum; do you think being straight but enjoying gay/lesbian porn is weird?
Michael; No lmao and who cares, gay porn is more sensual and more realistic than het porn so I don't blame them
Calum; you're very passionate about your porn
Michael; watching porn is my favorite pastime
Michael; pornhub is the loml
Michael; if we ever date we're going to watch porn together and jerk off together
Calum; no we aren't that's weird
Michael; its relationship goals
Calum; no it's not its weird
Michael; this is why we can't date you don't appreciate the good things in life
Calum; one time pornhub retweeted me it was great
Calum; and then everyone called me calcum for a month
Michael; that's why everyone was calling you calcum???? omg
Calum; Ashton never lets me live it down
Michael; calcum
Michael; this is the best day of my life
Michael; I thought they called you that bc someone walked in on you jerking urself off in the locker room
Calum; what the fuck no
Calum; pornhub just retweeted me instead
Michael; I love boobs
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11:10 ; Malum
Fanfictionthe one where Calum likes to text bitches at 11:10 so when they make their 11:11 wish he'll already be on their mind. book two of the 11:11 series.