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  • The Power Couple by authorsamm
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    Divya Chauhan had only two goals in her life. Become a fashion designer and find a good husband for her best friend so that she can play the role of cool aunt. Abhiraj Singh Rathore had only one goal in his life. To be the CEO of Rathore Luxury Fashion. But what happens when someone enters the company. Someone who is talented enough to threaten his dream of getting the position of CEO? The two of them are quite similar to each other. They are both hardworking, fiercely protective of their family and friends, cheerful, adventurous and both of them have a thirst to conquer the fashion industry. Since they are similar, will they be able to work out things as a team? How will they fall for each other? Afterall we have always heard about opposite attracts but nothing about how two like people compliment each other. Let's Dive in to know the story of Abhiraj and Divya. #1 in Royals-23.08.024 #13 in Indian -23.08.024
  • Field Guide to Not Kissing Ethan - Friendly Dating - Kira by MaggieOHighley
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    Kira has a system. It involves observation, data collection, and very clear rules, especially Rule #1: Do not let Ethan Fletcher get too close. Which shouldn't be a problem. Ethan is loud, chaotic, and deeply committed to being the most annoying person in her life. He climbs things he shouldn't climb, says things he shouldn't say, and does things he shouldn't do. Now, for reasons that are still unclear, he has a project he swears only Kira can help him with. There's a spreadsheet. There are rules. There are objectives. (There are also several suspicious attempts to add "kissing" to all of them.) Kira is determined to keep things under control. Friendly. Logical. Safe. Because Ethan is... well, Ethan. The guy next door. Her best friend's brother. The son her father never had. Practically family. Definitely not someone she wants to kiss. Right? Genre: Teenage Romance/New Adult Romance This is a work of fiction. Any names or characters, businesses or places, events or incidents, are fictitious. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. I reserve all rights as @MaggieOHighley. Please do not copy or use my work anywhere without my permission. Thank you.
  • The Artist in Penmarris by RebeccaA123
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    "Seven years of grey suits, corporate meetings, and a husband who didn't look at me anymore. I thought I knew what my life was. I was wrong." Samantha thought she had a stable life-until she walked through her front door and found her husband, Mark, in bed with her own sister. Broken and numb, Samantha doesn't scream. She doesn't cry. She simply packs her bags, throws her corporate jacket in the back seat, and drives. With nothing but a road atlas and a finger pointed at a map, she ends up in Penmarris Cove-a tiny, salt-swept village on the edge of the world. But running away is only the beginning. As the "Grey" begins to fade and Samantha picks up her paintbrushes for the first time in years, she realises that the secrets of the Cove run as deep as the sea itself. One woman. One betrayal. And a second chance at a life full of colour.
  • The Witch Thing by Iwriteaboutdragons
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    I accidentally almost killed someone with magic. My mother disappeared right after. And now I'm stuck in England with the grandmother she spent sixteen years warning me about. Tabetha Clarke is rich, terrifying, suspiciously wrinkle-free, and lives in a mansion full of silent servants who disappear when nobody's looking. Literally. Then there's the cat. The demon accusations. The midnight exorcisms. And the tiny little issue of my magic feeding off living things. Apparently, that's bad. Now everyone's acting like I'm either destined to become the most powerful witch in the family... or the reason it finally destroys itself. Personally, I'd just like one normal day and maybe a waffle that doesn't come with emotional trauma.
  • Twisted Fate by me6you9
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    "One of these days, I'm either going to kiss you or kill you" I smirked as she pointed the gun between my eyes , mirroring my actions. __________ Two devils cross paths as complete strangers. One hides behind silk, elegance, and dangerous secrets. The other was born from blood, revenge, and chaos. In a world where trust is dead and loyalty wears a mask, they find themselves drawn toward each other in the worst way possible. But what happens when the silk finally falls away... and the devil beneath it smiles back? _________ English is not my first language
  • 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐮𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐘𝐨𝐮 by Freakyzzzzz
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    Athena Jane Jang has three rules for the summer before college. Work the truck. Don't get attached. Leave clean. She breaks all three by midnight of the first night. Cameron Cove Treadway shows up with a duffel bag, an empty camera strap, and a secret heavy enough to sink him. He's supposed to be a favor. A one time thing. The kind of person you help on a Tuesday and forget by Thursday. Athena has never been good at forgetting. And Cameron - for the first time in a long time - has absolutely no desire to disappear. What follows is one summer. One food truck. One grandmother who knows everything before it happens and says nothing until it matters. One brother whose absence says more than his presence ever could. And two people who were never supposed to be anything to each other - slowly, inevitably, becoming everything. The dangerous thing about summer is that it makes you believe in things that were never meant to last. Until they do.
  • Tick Tock (COMPLETE) by Jem776x
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    Detective William occasionally wondered what happened to his beloved great grandfather's wife, who was murdered in cold blood many years ago. Solving the crime would please him but it's a cold case now. What happens when he gets to solve the murder but not at all like he expected? [Short Story: COMPLETE] *cover made by @Gugus4682 (thank you) ^^ **Inspired by the Mystery Contest 24-Killing Time Writing Prompt**
  • When Olive Leaves Fall  by SafiKadra2
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    When Olive Leaves Fall A Halal Slow-Burn Romance Lina Ameen is not waiting for a love story. She's building a life structured, intentional, and unapologetically faith-rooted. Between coaching women and studying Islamic psychology, her days are busy, focused, and guarded. She's not cold, just cautious. Not loveless, just patient. Then there's Hamza Rafiq. A quiet contractor who shows up to fix a broken boiler and somehow cracks open a part of her she didn't know was locked. He's respectful, grounded, and oddly poetic when he doesn't mean to be. But there's more to him than he lets on and he's not the type to reveal himself easily. As their paths continue to cross in the quietest, most inconvenient ways, what begins as respectful distance slowly becomes something neither of them asked for and both of them fear. But in a world of shallow interactions and rushed emotions, maybe a love built on faith, awkward silences, and mutual growth is worth waiting for. Especially when it begins where all things rooted in barakah begin with sincerity, silence, and a little bit of tea.
  • Her Pride His Prejudice by clarity_57
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    To the world, Monica Northwest is untouchable-Freus's most formidable lawyer, wrapped in designer suits and an icy reputation that keeps everyone at a safe distance. She is sharp, arrogant, and impossible to please....or so they say. Behind her polished composure lies a woman who learned long ago that emotions are weaknesses the world will exploit. Virgil Callahan, heir to the Callahan empire, prides himself on reading people well. So when he meets Monica, he believes he has her figured out already; Proud, heartless, and insufferable. He despises everything she represents. But perception is a dangerous thing. Forced into each other's world by business and circumstance, Virgil begins to see cracks in Monica's perfect mask-glimpses of a woman he never expected. And Monica, despite her firm coldness, finds her defenses slipping in the presence of the one man who refuses to be intimidated by her. His judgment was unfair. Her pride was her shield. Yet somewhere between harsh words and reluctant understanding, hatred begins to blur into something neither of them can control. Because sometimes, the greatest mistake is not pride... It's prejudice.
  • Zootopia Magnified: Lone Fox, New City (Book 1) by S8nction
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    In Book 1 of a spinoff series set in the universe of Zootopia, after the arrest of the Lynxley family, Nick and Judy have returned to duty as police officers. Eager for the next case to crack together as a rare partnership, Nick and Judy get worrying news from Chief Bogo that their next case to crack won't be done together, for the first time, Nick and Judy will be separated. Book 1 follows Nick Wilde on a case he's not prepared for, in joint work with the ATF... *Chapter releases are random, so check in here and there* *This book takes place directly after Zootopia 2, there are very minor spoilers for the real movie* *This book is not related to "2 Sparks (Zootopia)" it is a separate more canon-like universe* *All events in this story are not canon to the Zootopia universe* *I am not endorsed by Disney or Disney Animation in anyway* *There is no hard romance in this story* *This is not a Nick x Judy fan fic* *Deep themes and crime are explored but violence and language are kept at a minimum* *This story focuses on Nick Wilde alone* *All rights to Zootopia belong to Disney and it's respected assets* *THIS STORY INCLUDES INTERACTIVE ELEMENTS*
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  • UNTIL THEN - ALMOST by __quiet__words__
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    once upon a time, In the middle of nowhere In the world where somewhere Two worlds collided in motion Two hearts entangled in real Fiction the journey had it's own grand tour from Chicago to Rome and even Paris was in the view from until then - holding on to until then - almost they were feeling something new. life decisions, career, family, friends, this story has been through every phase and all ends still they never left each other wondering or thought of what ifs, buts, or left to nothing they both just wanted to be with each other nothing more nothing less was their demand just so that they could be with each other they were unbothered about the world's command now will it build them more strong or will they crash like comets will their love bloom on the way or the pain which might be endless so be a witness, and fasten your emotions coz things are almost bout to get real for real as they are almost on verge of giving it all to almost knowing the unknown this time, it's cinematic for sure you know along with that it will be something await to put on a show it's holding on to almost Kairos you won't even know.
  • Supernatural Desire by Jem776x
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    You work at a bakery, living an ordinary life...that is until your path crosses with a cool, and dare I say, hot detective.... Cover by @silverknight22 from IG.
  • Scripted Hearts by shally__writes
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    Maya Collins has two lives. At school, she's just another senior who prefers the back row and iced lattes over drama. Online? She's Maco Love-the mysterious love consultant who writes swoon-worthy texts, perfect apologies, and flirty scripts that half the school secretly depends on. Her golden rule: never get personally involved. That rule shatters the day she's exposed by the one boy she shouldn't care about, her best friend's annoyingly charming teammate, who just happens to need her help winning another girl. Coaching him should be easy. Keeping her feelings out of it? Impossible. Because the more she scripts his heart... the more hers goes completely off-script.
  • The Clueless Criminal (COMPLETE) by Jem776x
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    1936 Chicago. Mark Wilson takes over his father's crime empire upon his death. The only problem is if he wants to keep it, according to his father's will, he must share it with his half-brother. His incompetent half-brother, that is. #Shortys2025 Original Title: The Clueless Criminal #Shortys2025 Status: I lost the Shortys but if this description piques your interest, feel free to read this short story full of insanity.
  • The Last Philosopher: Part One by NickfEast
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    13x featured wattpad story. Before everything, it's assumed there was nothing, but what if there was no real difference between the two? Just two extreme philosophies from the first conflict. The planet Huom has been under observation for longer than should technically be possible. The primary watcher, a bitter black hole, is excited to see that there is finally a proverbial Darkness at the end of the tunnel. Meanwhile, on the planet, in the freezing mountains of Empris, Lyeasrakardsul, the oldest living sorcerer, suffers from devastating nightmares. At the same time, far away in the sandstone desert of Zenon, Herschel, a man filled to the brim with weird ideas is escaping a prison filled with strange old men. What does all this have to do with arsehole Gods, hairy Dwarfs, frustrated Afreets, curious Knomes, lizard-women, and nude Áettar? Perhaps Nothing, perhaps Everything... but why can't it be both?
  • Kiss My Sass [Books 1 & 2] by Puppy1899
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    Featured in YARomance's 'Love-Hate' reading list as of 01/24/2022 Featured in TeenFiction's 'Funny Bones' reading list as of 09/23/2021 Featured in WattpadExplorer's 'Editor Choice' reading list on 05/05/2021 Featured in General Fiction's 'Finding Love' reading list as of 02/14/2021 2nd Place in Psychological Novel Reads Contest 2020 as of 09/29/2020 Featured in the Summer Reading Challenge #WP2020 as of 07/13/2020 Featured in YA's 'Animal House' reading list as of 06/27/2020 Dani doesn't take garbage from anyone. Especially not from the jerk next door. Seventeen-year-old Dani Parker can't be more excited to graduate and get out of the hellhole poor excuse of a town she lives in. With enough family drama to land her a role on a reality TV series, Dani is more than ready to leave everything behind. Her plans to lay low and enjoy the rest of her senior year take a turn when she gets new neighbours. Meet James Hastings. Ridiculously intelligent, brooding, moody, and harbouring his own baggage, the last person he expects to befriend is the obnoxious girl next door. After being forced to spend more time together, Dani tries to make the most of the situation while James wants nothing to do with her. James pushes Dani to her limits while Dani forces James to see the more positive side of situations. Through navigating their own personal troubles and turmoils, the two realize there's a thin line between love and hate. BOOK 1: COMPLETED [word count: 100,000-110,000 words] BOOK 2: ONGOING
  • Romance under Renovation by Devaanshii
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    When twenty-five-year-old Zadie Everen returns to her father's company after chasing a failed writing career, the last person she expects to see is Auden Whitmore - the man she almost fell for during ten unforgettable days in quarantine three years ago. Now he's successful, infuriatingly charming, and leading the restoration project that could change both of their careers. Forced to work together inside Boston's crumbling Grantham building, Zadie and Auden find themselves rebuilding more than architecture. Between sharp banter, unresolved tension, family chaos, and late nights surrounded by exposed beams and unfinished walls, old feelings begin resurfacing faster than either of them can hide. But second chances are messy, timing is complicated, and some love stories refuse to stay buried. Romance Under Renovation is a slow-burn workplace romance filled with witty tension, emotional depth, family warmth, and the kind of love that survives even after everything falls apart.
  • The Art Of Digging Holes. by bellalver_98
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    "Mr Sir has a granddaughter?!" ⚠️: Mentions of drugs, alcohol abuse, suicide, blood and violence.
  • Not The Villain by Annthebooklover
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    "I'm not the villain. I'm not the heroine either. And at this point- I'm starting to think that might be a problem." Hi. I'm Amanda. Or... I was. Now I'm stuck in someone else's body-Cassiane's-and apparently, she had a lot going on. I thought transmigrating would mean a fresh start. Maybe some plot armor. Maybe even a dramatic glow-up. Instead, I got chaos. And whatever this story is... it's definitely not going the way it's supposed to.
  • The kingdom Most Improper Lady by AL54215
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    Cassie Bertarelli dies- and wakes up inside the fantasy novel she used to obsess over as a teenager. As the villainess. Elodie Valmont: beautiful noble daughter, professional social disaster, future dead girl. According to the story, her role in life is very simple: obsess over the Crown Prince, make everyone miserable, then die dramatically and clear the way for the real heroine. Elodie decides almost immediately that this sounds deeply embarrassing for everyone involved. Especially her. But avoiding the plot becomes a lot harder when the fantasy world around her turns out to be far too interesting to ignore. Because the kingdom is filled with dragons, glowing gardens, living magic, dangerous politics, impossible creatures, and people who feel far too real to remain side characters in somebody else's story. And unfortunately for fate- Elodie has never been very good at standing still while things fall apart around her. And while the plot twists into something darker and loyalties begin to fracture, Elodie finds herself standing alone between a kingdom that doesn't understand her... and a war that was always coming. Because this time- She isn't playing the villain. She's fighting one. Content Note: Slow burn. Sharp tongues. This story contains strong language, fantasy violence (including magic battles), and occasional references to abuse and neglect. Please vote if you would like to and share your thoughts in the comments.