Blackcomedy Stories

Siri, play You Da One by Rihanna... Something about him feels like a warning- and a promise. A Chicago Love Story

College was supposed to change them. Yeah... it made them worse. After becoming national roast champions, the three loudest idiots to ever survive public education are back - and now they've taken their disrespect to campus life. Malik, Darius, and Trey enter college already internet famous, musically viral, and feared by literally anybody holding a microphone. Between sold-out roast concerts, trap-metal tracks, dorm room chaos, livestream roast battles, and rival comedy crews trying to take their spot, the trio quickly learns college ain't ready for Roast Central. Especially when every student thinks they can out-roast them. Spoiler: They can't. From destroying professors during "professional communication" class, to surviving fraternity roast wars, humiliating arrogant streamers, roasting hecklers at concerts, and turning campus arguments into full stadium events, the boys somehow become even more dangerous than before. But fame comes with problems: • copycat roasters, • jealous rivals, • internet drama, • relationship disasters, • and crowds waiting for them to fail publicly. Too bad Roast Central works best under pressure. And if somebody talks crazy? Trey already got the mic. Malik already yelling. Darius already laughing. And once somebody says: "LET ME GET HIM..." It's over. Welcome back to Roast Central. New campus. Bigger crowds. Same disrespect.

Caleb falls into the world of Cult of the Lamb, and is disoriented. Luckily, he finds the Lamb, Ceres, who invites him But this world isn't as straightforward as the game.

Three nights. One house. And the absolute worst group of people possible to survive it. Trevor thought surviving a haunted house once was enough. He was WRONG. Now he, D-Mac, Micah, and Jalen are trapped inside another nightmare filled with: • skin-crawling monsters • screaming walls • cursed rooms • shadow creatures • disappearing hallways • and something under the couch that breathes WAY too loud The rules are simple: • Don't make noise • Don't separate • Don't look the monsters in the eyes • And whatever you do... DON'T let them know you're scared. Too bad these four idiots argue more than they survive. Between: • Trevor losing his sanity • D-Mac stress eating during monster attacks • Micah giving terrible leadership speeches • and Jalen realizing everybody around him is stupid ...the monsters honestly might not even be the biggest problem. Filled with: • profanity-heavy comedy • terrifying monsters • chaotic friendships • ridiculous arguments • emotional moments • and pure panic 3 NIGHTS NO ESCAPE is what happens when broke young adults try surviving pure horror with absolutely ZERO survival instincts. Because when the lights go out... And the monsters start crawling... And your friend whispers: "Nigga did that thing just smile at us?" That's when you realize- Nigga we cooked.

Four broke idiots. One haunted house. Zero survival skills. Darnell "D-Mac" McCoy works overnight at a grocery store and somehow still can't afford groceries. Trevor Baines cleans toilets at a community college and has officially lost the ability to care about anything. Micah Rollins manages screaming children at a failing jump-house business while pretending he's one business deal away from becoming a millionaire. And Jalen Pierce paints houses while questioning every life decision that led him to living with these dumbasses. When the four friends move into a suspiciously cheap house on Ash Street hoping to rebuild their lives and finally get rich... They discover the house is violently haunted. Now they're dealing with: • a demon named Shots who roasts people before trying to kill them • a soul-selling woman trapped in the walls • screaming coming from the basement • disappearing rooms • shadow creatures • cursed whispers • possessed furniture • and rent that still somehow needs to be paid on time As the house grows more dangerous, the boys realize the demons aren't the only problem. Because surviving each other might actually be harder. Filled with: • profanity-heavy comedy • chaotic arguments • terrifying demons • stupid decisions • emotional friendship moments • and absolute nonsense HELLHOUSE ON ASH STREET is what happens when financial struggle meets paranormal stupidity. Perfect for fans of: • funny horror • chaotic friend groups • supernatural comedy • scary stories that still make you laugh at 2 AM Because nothing says friendship like fighting demons while arguing over stolen chicken wings.

The first of a duology of Steven Universe battles, both of which I sincerely wanted to make on their own merits and sharing the #45 designation. This one in particular was composed to ostensibly coincide with Mother's Day. AUDIO: https://soundcloud.com/molemanninethousand/molemans-epic-rap-battles-45-steven-universe-vs-norman-bates VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jli9s_PCKFs

In the town of New York City; the west side of Manhattan, there are some rumors about the sudden existence of real monsters lurking around below the surface, and frightening every human in sight. But until that one fateful day, when a young teenage Theoretical Physicist named Antwon White who refused to believe that monsters do exist, that of course his life will be forever changed when he first met three monsters from underneath the surface, while developing a secret crush from a certain black and white striped monster with green eyes, black slit-shaped pupils, and big red lips. It may be a bit strange albeit forbidden for a human to have a sudden relationship with a monster by everyone's standards, but for Antwon's case... it can be intertwined by destiny. Disclaimer Aaahh!!! Real Monsters is owned by Klasky Csupo and Nickelodeon My OC 'Antwon White' is owned by me (Abraham Akridge aka Nick Abe Mania) ⊙ All Rights Reserved

DRANK Dark Comedy By Wych Hazle Copyright 2021 Katasha, a newly "woke" sister comes back to her hood just in time for a block party at Momma Moe's where her childhood crush, a bugged out, artistic brother named Cosmo will be making an appearance. It awakens a longing for the intimacy they once shared. At the same time, Momma Moe has a new shady, live-in 'boyfriend' who decides to spike her infamous ' Jungle Juice' with L. S. D. for his own amusement. The party morphs into a fiasco slowly. Cosmo and Katasha pick up where they left off easily, finding out they have more in common than they thought on many levels, still. After finding some privacy, sipping slowly at Momma Moe's 'drank' the two effortlessly melt into a passion soaked sexual adventure neither of them expected, or will ever forget. Outside the bubble they create around themselves with their intimacy, chaos ensues as some of the unrefined guests start to get a little too free. What was a beautiful night of partying and reuniting becomes a senseless violent uprising that they must stick together through to survive.

"I'm not really into relationships unless somebody can show me different." 17 year old Deja has had a rough past. Relationship after relationship. Heartbreak after heartbreak. She's scared to fall in love again but when she gets spotted by Jay and he won't leave her alone and he does everything in his power to get her, she has no choice but to give him a chance.

"Okay, so maybe that wasn't the most conventional way to get my first kiss but I'm on a time limit here..." Hi ~ Lauren here! Just a note to say I will be doing weekly chapter updates (sometimes more than once depends how much time I have) for this book until it is completed. I hope you enjoy, I have put a lot of heart into this book and the characters. This book is dedicated to all of those who are suffering with cancer and your loved ones. Some of those close to me have lost friends and family due to this awful illness. This book is to show you that even in the dark and hard times there is always love, friendship and happiness for you. I applaud and support you.

Aunt Mable has not been seen in the village of Cythry for seventy years. Nobody alive has ever met her. Then, on the day after the war begins, she comes shuffling out of the fog and turns life upside down. For Arthur and his brothers she is a nightmare and they must get rid of her at all costs. They soon discover, however, that ridding themselves of Aunt Mable is not going to be an easy task for she is determined to stay for the entirety of the war.

At Christmas, Regulus talks to Sirius about Sirius' drinking habit. Disclaimer - I don't own Harry Potter. This is written for day two of the Froday Advent Calendar for 2021, but the word prompt for day two I picked is Mulled Wine. I actually intended the one-shot to be a more serious look at Sirius' drinking habit during the fifth book and how that was used to deal with his depression. The only problem is, Sirius didn't want it to be taken seriously and took it in a way different intention than I'd intended. So, this is the end result.

Za'riyah Deneese is a 17 year old girl with relationship issues. Her friends put her on with this dude Jayden. Even though she has issues with Jordyn, she still continues to go back to him. Will she listen to her heart?

Ian exhales the breath he didn't know he was holding, shakily. There's so much he wants to ask - but he's distracted by the sound of trumpets in the background. "Is that ... is that Mariachi music?" This is my attempt at wrapping up the Gallavich storyline in a Shameless fashion - something which may, or may not be attempted by the series going forward. It wouldn't necessarily be my choice for where the characters are, or how they got there, but I think there's still aspects to all of them that have yet to be explored. Everything is canon through Season 7 - yeah, even the bits you don't like.

A satirical black comedy with a world affected by climate change and inequality and then graced with the best gift,a small scale nuclear war in the Southern United States. I don't know we have Jenin,ailens time travel all of the wonders of an insane mind.

The world's largest comic convention ever. A greedy corporate entertainment giant and its charismatic CEO square off against his rebellious son and a team of disgruntled fans, sick of intelligence-insulting remakes. A mysterious murder. Lots and lots of laughter. And just when you thought the shit couldn't get any deeper. *rated PG-13 for language

The story of a one of the serving men in Romeo and Juliet

TESTIMONIES "Dude, the world building is top notch right from the start. It's thematically consistent, the names are zingy and attention grabbing. And we have good concise info being fed to our brains. I love your style." - @SpuriousSimulacrum "This is great so far. Having spent years in Eastern Europe, this humour is equal parts nostalgic and poignant. You've taken the best bits of 'Animal Farm' and '1984' and turned it into something unique here. Definitely added to the reading list for this summer. Can't wait to read more. Well done." - @Mystery_Twins_LTD "This is just such an entertaining read. Seriously, it seems like it should be on Adult Swim or something:)" - @stkingnaturally To Moshare I came seeking fortune, but they're making me work til' I'm dead. And here I am, drunk in the side of some sort of concrete monument in this So-Called rabbit's paradise. Let's check the news...Good! Extra slices of bread for everybody! Ummm, Carrots and cabbages have exceeded their quotas, and the Animalist Party held yet another victory parade, as the Carrot Union has won another war on Talabar Front. And oioioi...'m just too scared to give a shit about it, as Commissar Nikita said whoever protests gets detained, sent to the gulag, and quote on quote, "And never is able to see vodka again." Yes, yes! Funny people I hear every day on the wiretap. Stuff ranging from a guy that stole a stapler, and another guy drugging his coffee with laxative, or some kids setting off fireworks near a retirement home filled with veterans and getting shot by the Carrot Guard Bureau, the CGB But hey, I thought I could share my story here! This place might be a shithole, but hey, who knows what the future might bring? Other than atherosclerosis from eating too much-fried cheburek Right, to the story. Credits to @annabellacx for editing