Crack Stories

💬(𝟏) 𝐍𝐄𝐖 𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄! 𝙍𝙖𝙗𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘥 [𝙐𝙨𝙚𝙧] 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘵. 𝑰𝑵 𝑾𝑯𝑰𝑪𝑯 - You, [Name] Shinonome, download a new, viral messaging app named 'Magimessage'. Only for you to be added into a random chatroom with four others. To this, you get caught up in their nonsense and your "normal" drastically changes. 𝗧𝗲𝗺𝗽𝘂𝗿𝗮🍤 "𝘎𝘙𝘐𝘔 𝘞𝘏𝘖 𝘋𝘐𝘋 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘈𝘋𝘋" 𝗥𝗮𝗯𝗶𝗲𝘀 "𝘫𝘲81£'𝘎𝘈 𝘑𝘋𝘝𝘷0!𝘥𝘨𝘢𝘮" ❗- None of the characters, nor does Twisted Wonderland and Project Sekai belong to me.

⟡ ───────────────────────── ⟡ 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐘/𝐍, 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐡 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠, It was survival. Her quirk is a harsh, grinding engine that kept her moving through the streets, protecting her even as it slowly wore her down. 𝐔.𝐀. offers a chance at a normal life, a life away from everything that pained her, a life where she could finally start to learn how to live. But normalcy for someone like her was a fragile illusion.... With every step she takes toward the light, the shadows behind her stretch a little longer; eyes begin to follow, fragments of a buried horror resurface, and the happiness she's building may become the very thing that paints a target on everyone's backs. She wanted to leave the darkness behind, But can she stop it before it takes the people she's only just begun to love? ⟡ ───────────────────────── ⟡ ﹙𝙎𝙊𝙈𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙎﹚ ︴𝑨𝒈𝒆𝒅-𝒅𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒌𝒊 (17) ︴𝑶𝒃𝒔𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒌𝒊 ︴𝑶𝑷 𝒀/𝑵 - 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒆𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒔 ︴𝑺𝒍𝒐𝒘 𝒑𝒂𝒄𝒊𝒏𝒈 ︴𝑮𝒖𝒊𝒍𝒕𝒚 𝑨𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒘𝒂 ︴𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒚 𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒔𝒕 ✦ 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄 Originally published on Mon, Sep 15, 2025 Unpublished due to slight re-writing (starred chapters) Art used in cover made by @nxhqt on insta! This fic is ON HOLD

Forsaken x Male!Reader| Ever since you were a kid, people treated you like a outcast. You felt sorrow, you felt weird someone watched and smiled in the darkness. Now people want to be around you, while you want to be around those who didn't left you behind... And maybe a god or two.

One man. One accidental tripping. One genius gamer move. Mistaken as an Abnormality, the GMod player named Sparky gets taken into the LC HQ for scientific purposes. Just in time too, for something that is to come. (Continuation of Sparky going through the Dimensional Door in Chapter 31 of RDM! RDM! RDM!) (Also, do note that this is a crackfic)

─ ❝𝗛𝗘𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗬 boy, how'd you feel about making a deal with the devil of romance❞ ⋆｡k.bakugouxfem!reader ⌗ ╴ IN WHICH you blackmail a 1-A student into being your muse, and your relationship seemed to take a turn. For the better or for the worst? © 𝗸𝗼𝗵𝗲𝗶 𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗸𝗼𝘀𝗵𝗶 𝟮𝟬𝟭𝟰 © 𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗲𝘀𝗯𝗯 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟭 𓏲ꪆ #1 in katsuki #1 in chatfic #4 in bnha #5 in KatsukiBakugou #7 in Bakugou

────୨ৎ──── When a Hero Commission scout witnesses a tiny country girl lasso thirty rice baskets, swing her siblings, and polish his shoes with glowing energy ropes like its the most natural thing ever, he decides that this helpful, energetic and stupidly overpowered girl is wasted on the quiet, peaceful country side and recommends her to the U.A hero course. Now the Number One Hero School has to deal with a walking, talking bundle of chaos who solves every problem with the words "Hold still, I got you." ────୨ৎ────

They were a plague doctor from the 17th century. Ironically enough, they died of the plague. To add to that, they became the very thing they were fighting against. OR plague doctor reader in hazbin hotel. Hazbin hotel & plaguedoctor!reader (3rd POV) PS: Some stuff might be historically inaccurate.

Your best friend accidentally puts your name on a housing application - and you're now rooming with seven very attractive, chaotic, and emotionally confusing guys. The BTS boys. At first, it's a nightmare: shared bathrooms, laundry fights, 3 a.m. karaoke, and way too many shirtless mornings. But slowly, they all start to fall for you in their own ridiculous way. Cue jealous ramen cooking, fake dating to avoid scandal, and one awkward group confession gone horribly wrong.

Y/N thought joking about getting isekai'd into Kalego Gaiden was harmless-until the universe apparently took it personally. Now stuck in Babyls as a fake archival assistant with a suspicious system giving quests, they have to survive demon school politics, hide the fact that they're human, and avoid wrecking the timeline. Unfortunately, young Naberius Kalego already thinks something about them is off, and he's exactly the wrong person to get suspicious.

just a few stories about Cale mostly. requests are allowed, just i do have boundaries and can't do them all. all right thank you. okay, so here's like the ao3 version of like tagging: * Sometimes there's shipping, its mostly from requests. * There's a lot of angst stuff. Like suicide, blood, alcohol, smoking, abuse and more. * I am bad at trigger warnings. I've got like. one or two. * There is also crack. * There's a bit of everything. * Shit writing, okay writing, anything.

A story about two girls and their lives spent amongst unruly creatures of the night We have an official Tumblr : https://www.tumblr.com/creepysid1999owo?source=share Feel free to check out for future additional content about this fic :D

Selene Rubyjade Salvacion is a riddle wrapped in a feisty attitude. As a new transferee, she keeps everyone out with spared smiles and a sharp deal, but Genesis Amir Martini II is the only one who sees the act for what it is-a shield. Amir is enticed with uncovering the truth behind her walls, but Selene is like a distant moon: you can only graze upon the glow, but you can't quite reach the surface. The harder he tries to play her mind games, the higher she builds her defences. Will Amir be able to decipher her vagueness, or will Selene's walls continue to rise until it reaches the skies?

I can't say it's a crack book because it isn't as well read as Book 🙃 Also I'll try and make this crack but also not too bad, uh idk just read already

After the events of Geiz Majesty, Tokiwa Sougo returned to his daily average life... But how long will that keep up when he gets transported across to some other world? Kamen Rider is owned by Toei Studios Gwain Saga is owned by Geoexe

Meet Aureate Gold. Aptly named: Gold Gold. An eternal joke by his own mother, Gold Ship. And through that, GG's adventure began... In another, alternate world where his mother has yet to bag Torena-san. Would she...? Disclaimer: As always, Fanfic is already an AU to begin with, i won't repeat this again in any chapter.

This story is more lighthearted and funny. It's the third year at Hogwarts, and it's where the main kids; Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, etc. go up against each other, trying to pull the best pranks on Snape. Whoever wins, gets bragging rights for the next five years at school. Who will win, and will Snape be driven to insanity?

Chabashira pinched the bridge of her nose and let out a long, suffering groan. "Why is it, that whenever something happens in this school..." she began slowly, glaring down at the trio as her eye twitched. "...it is always you three?" Before her stood the three greatest threats to her blood pressure. Sudo Ken, Ike Kanji...and Horikita Suzune. --- What if Suzune Horikita behaves and acts the complete opposite of her canon-self? What if she had a drastically different backstory that made her the way that she is? Well, lots of crazy shit happens. And now she has a giant friend group who genuinely cherishes her and each other. How the fuck did that happen? Well, time to find out! --- Disclaimer (please read): This is an AU. As in, not canon-compliant. And a lot of the characters depictions here are very different than their canon-self. The characters here are very OOC. I mean, that's the main premise of this fic and the whole reason why I wrote it. So, don't be surprised when you see them.

(Y/N) is a mysterious boy with a mysterious past. He knows nothing about who he is and where he comes from, but who the hell cares about that? He sure doesn't. All (Y/N) cares about is staying by the woman who took him in: Misako, the wife of the villainous Lord Garmadon. Things take a turn, however, when he and Misako run into the famous Ninja team, which Misako's son is a part of. The two decide to stick around with the Ninja, bringing (Y/N) on a whole lot of adventures, which may lead him to discover who he truly is, whether he even wants to know or not. (Kai x Male Reader) Note: I do not own Ninjago or its characters. All rights belong to their official owners. Cover Credit: better-ninjagozine on Tumblr

Cooking? Fighting? Love? Kicking Ass? Mostly just cooking....but yeah I'm a badass who'll do anything for the love of the craft. But I'm a pretty good chef, so let's get out their and do what I do in the kitchen like I do outside of it. Let's do this.

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