Humorous Stories

When aliens invade, four baristas are forced to become the saviours of the world. Grab your double-shot of java and strap in - it's going to be a bumpy ride! ***** In the Earth's darkest hour, unexpected heroes are stirring... their coffee, that is. Four baristas on a camping trip are under-qualified to save the world from an alien invasion. But thanks to a hologram with no fashion sense, newly developed superpowers and an alien with a guilty conscience, they've landed the job anyway! So grab your double-shot of java, your blueberry muffin and strap in - Hasta barista, baby. [[2018 Wattys winner and twice featured]] [[word count: 100,000-150,000 words]] Please note this is a sample of the book, which has been published and is available for purchase: Ebook: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09WKFVKQJ Paperback: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1644342154

Abe Barrett is surrounded by ghosts - some of them are even his roommates! But now Abe's visions show something dark coming, and it wants Abe dead. ***** When Abe Barrett's family died, he started seeing ghosts. Soon he was living with three of them, and it turns out ghosts are just as eccentric as people. Abe is bothered by the ghosts constantly since he doesn't want to solve their murders, avenge them or do much of anything. He just wants to do his job and relax. His dreams, however, have been getting darker as people in town start to disappear. Soon Abe realizes there is something hunting him, and that same threat was involved with his family's deaths. A legacy of darkness is chasing Abe Barrett, and his supernatural roommates may not be enough to save him. [[word count: 60,000-70,000 words]]

Geoff and Naomi are dead, and they're depressed, but when Geoff's cat Bernie dies as well, they embark on a wild journey to find it in the underworld. ***** When Geoff dies, alongside his girlfriend Naomi, they end up sharing an apartment in the Underworld as skeletons. But after a few years, Geoff starts suffering a mid-death crisis. What's the purpose of going through the motions as a skeleton if you can't really live? Then he gets word that his cat, Bernie, just died and he can collect him and bring him home! Geoff and Naomi hurry to get Bernie only to discover that, due to a clerical error, their cat has been lost. With the hunt for Bernie giving new purpose to Geoff's un-life, he and Naomi begin a quest to get back their cat. Battling skeleton pirates, climbing the sky ladder and facing off against the villain who took Bernie, Geoff is determined to find his purpose - or die a second time trying! [[2018 Wattys Winner - The Originals]] [[word count: 30,000-40,000 words]]

When a plane crash kills her abusive mother and stepfather, 12-year-old Sky Rossi is ripped from years of neglect and thrown into the guarded world of the Rossi mafia empire. Stolen at two. Forgotten. Starved. Scarred. She returns tiny, malnourished, with jagged short hair she cut herself and clothes that scream "stay away." Her eight older brothers rule New York's ruthless Italian mafia - cold, powerful, and deadly. They expected a fragile little sister they could shield and pamper. They got Sky - a stubborn, hot-tempered tomboy who glares instead of speaking, pushes everyone away, and would rather sleep on the floor than accept their luxury. She trusts no one, flinches at loud noises, and hides her terror behind icy silence or sudden outbursts. The Rossi brothers have faced every enemy in the underworld. But this short, rebellious girl might be the one who finally breaks through their armor... or forces them to face the family they failed.

Reagan Belrose has been dreaming about the same man. Vividly. In her dreams, he knows her, teases her, calls her wife with an ease that feels less fictional and more... remembered. She tells herself it's harmless, just an overactive imagination stitched together from late nights, rom-com addiction and romantic novels. Until she walks straight into him on campus. That same face. ....those same eyes and an infuriatingly steady presence. Except this version doesn't look at her like he knows her or soften at the edges when she speaks. If anything, he looks mildly annoyed she exists. The resemblance ends at appearance. His charm is replaced with cool detachment. His warmth with cutting restraint. And whatever dream-version tenderness she'd grown embarrassingly used to? Completely absent. But then they keep running into each other, and every encounter sharpens the tension.... irritation laced with something dangerously familiar. Because the more she watches him, the more certain she becomes of one thing: He moves like the man in her dreams. And sometimes, just sometimes... he looks at her like he's trying not to recognise something too. Is it a coincidence? Psychological projection? Or a trick of an exhausted mind?

A spiritual, mostly fictional adventure, which takes place in both the 3rd and 4th dimension . . . and perhaps occasionally in the 5th. Under the umbrella of Mother Earth---School of Learning, Freewill Zone---the story, rather than looking at us as Souls (though of course we are) looks at us as though we are Developing Souls. Cleaning house. Cleaning up our act. Upgrading. Two of the six main characters have an opportunity to defeat death . . .

A humorous, psychological Classic Sonic fanfiction from the perspective of the young sidekick--Tails.

What would happen if one could see my mind? Wierd question that is for homework, don't you think? Well, probably nothing cause my mind is not too interesting for others to see. I am a fine teenager living out my best life. My life is going so well that I don't feel sad now. That's a great thing, right? But oh well, I won't want anyone to see my mind, though, because sometimes it gets a little restless. Wierd thoughts come to me from time to time, thoughts that should not come. Oh, but that does not matter cause I am fine. Right?

It's a paul lahote fan fic! wooooop!

Chris is the average Filipino teenager living the American Dream with her Aunt Shelley in their suburban home. So of course, everything is normal. Well, except for the fact that her Home Economics teacher is a little muy loco and her fake baby daddy is a little messed up in the head. But hey, that's high school. Right?

This fanfiction takes place in season five of Ninjago. Kyla just escaped from the Temple Of Airjitsu. There, she was trapped for 60 years. She meets the ninja and decides to them save Ninjago from Morro, who wants to destroy it. The problem is, she gets hypnotized by Morro. After Morro tells her his tragic story, he incidentally dehypnotized her. So she pretended to help Morro in his quest to save Ninjago, but she was a spy for the ninja. The thing is, it's hard to hold a grudge against Morro, the only person who Kyla feels can truly understand her. This book is #18 in suspenseful out of 1,400 stories. Please check out this book's sequel The Staff Of Darkness, which is #22 in suspenseful.

A child's poem.

Seventeen-year-old Denali can lift trucks with her mind and see remote locations on a whim, but these skills won't save her if the American Psi Council discovers she is trying to prevent a bombing in Washington, DC. She shouldn't ask her strong, strict trainer to risk his life to help her...but she will.

Noah is having mysterious dreams about a mysterious girl with mysterious intentions. But he believes they are more than just dreams, and that this girl with clear, bright, blue eyes who haunts his sleep is real. Will he be able to figure out what this strange girl wants from him, while also managing his own reality?

Two roaches helpless and scared but every roach always cared so one day as Beth took a bite of her beautiful chicken she found out of spite she never knew she would meet him that night...

Chortle Chortle Chortle!

What would you do if you found out that your ex husband..ohh sorry..we didn't actually divorce so what would you do if you found out that your husband is a mafia boss..and you have been married for two years And now..your dear life is in danger! so yep..this is my life.. ______ Selena Gomez is a beautiful lady..you might say hot..but she doesn't consider herself hot..(belive me..she is).. A fashion entrepreneur..Married to a Greek God-like "investor"..she thought.. _____ Adonis Machavelli..a ruthless Mafia boss..cold and definitely hot..he knows his business well..he kills when needed.. And yep..he is also married..to a fashion entrepreneur.. _____ so how did this two opposite worlds meet?? then you have to find out😉 #### Author's note: Hey..so you are probably wondering selena gomez? don't worry..I actually used the name cause it's catchy and beautiful.. but feel free to imagine her as selena gomez..no problem And also..the first few chapters are a little wonky..but trust me..it gets better..😊 see ya'll in the story

Short funny stories that are %70 true and from my life. There's even a Voltron Legendary Defender theory in there! (I might put more idk yet)((<definitely won't lol, but I like She-ra pop sooo👀)) (Cover by me)

This is a book of either prompts I have found, or prompts that my teacher has given me. This is to test my writing skills :D ALSO: If you have any prompts that you want to hear, I am more than happy to add them into this book. Hence why this will be a kind of never completed book. All you have to do is message me with any prompt you want me to write about (Don't hold back on me!!) I'll take the prompt, put it on the chapter, and give you credit.

Comedy, romance, Filipino humor story, bl, LGBTQ! Disclaimer: This story is made of pure imagination and fictional characters. The story of "The Even Sunshine" is similar or dedicated to a series I already watch, it's "Even sun" under "wabi Sabi" company/entertainment. The story is all about a young man who visits an island to find his older brother's debtor, who owes over one million. The young man is very confident, saying to herself, "This job is too easy," not knowing that the person he'll meet is the most evil person he could imagine. The debt collection turns into complete chaos because of their harshness and sensitive personalities, creating a lingering feeling between them.