Lazy Stories

"Didn't you like me?" he asked. "I didn't." He frowned. "Then... do you hate me?" "I don't." "...Then what do you think of me?" "An annoying moron." "I'm already sleep-deprived," I said flatly. "Why should I think about something else?" -- The game said she would die if she attended the academy. 
It also said she would die if she didn't. Either way, her death was guaranteed. So when I opened my eyes in the body of Melissa Valkyrie, a doomed noble lady fated to die in every route, I did what any sensible person would do: Nothing. No schemes.
No revenge.
No desperate attempts to "fix" the story.
No scrambling to survive a game that had already decided my ending. If death flags wanted me, they could wait until after my nap. -- Suddenly, the male lead walked over and placed my notes on the desk. "How did you solve these problems and still get a D in Mathematics?" I didn't look up. "Why answer all of them," I said "when the professor said the passing score is only thirty?" "Anything more is a violation of mental health." -- But unfortunately, the world mistook my laziness for confidence. 
And now everyone thinks I'm dangerous. Because apparently, doing nothing was the most dangerous move of all.

Callister von Grian was over 10,000 years old when he realized life was something hardly worth living. He is bored and old. He's seen it all, done it all, and he's exhausted after spending countless millennia at the height of aristocracy in a society ruled by vampires. Now that a human rebellion has lead to the near extinction of his kind, this ancient vampire is only interested in surrounding himself with loyal children that he can play house with. But all these other people invading his territory are putting a damper on his plans. Why can't he retire in peace? Martin Lake is a foul-tempered man that is obsessed with food, but unable to eat it. When the beginning of the end starts with a disease associated with decay, and his brother is unexpectedly drafted to find a solution, Martin embarks on a long journey to find an ancient vampire to fix the world. But is the world even worth fixing, when the solution might just be that he loses everything? Lukas Mann is a freshly fledged adult vampire. It took him a long 205 years to reach this point, and yet he still feels like a child. When changes begin to concern what remains of the vampire population, everyone starts to seek refuge in the territory of the realm's three ancient vampires. Lukas flees into Callister von Grian's territory by chance, but it might be just the chance he needs. Dontarius Rust is a vampire hunter. The best of the best. He and his team understand the ins and outs of vampires in a way that not many humans do, so he knows exactly how to find the hidden home of an old, retired vampire. And this time, he didn't come to kill. Dontarius is a mysterious man with ulterior motives. Although he seems to be guided by a love-struck heart, this man seeks something much more valuable than just a kiss. The stories of many, combined into one, will tell the tale of an accidental apocalypse and the one mistake that started it all.

Kella, Drew, and Samantha have been best friends for years. And they become inseparable after Kella saved Drew and Samantha from their pasts. Keaton, Kael and Richard are extremely rare alpha male triplets. But not only that, they are the most powerful alphas in the world. Now the more powerful an alpha is, the more protective and possessive they are, so when they find out there mates are human, and Kella won't let them anywhere near them...... You see were it's going. But add in them kidnaping them, hunters, and paste back to haunt them, things get interesting. Ok I suck at descriptions so bare with me. It a lot better then it sounds. This story is dedicated to my to best friends, the real life Drew and Samantha, hope you like it.

The life of a boy reincarnated in a world of fantasy and miracles, and his will not to work. He is wanted to sit and laze like in his old world, but who would have thought that the destiny he has in front of him is one that will lead him to the peak of the power of a god. My first book and my native language IS NOT ENGLISH!!!

"𝙀𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙄 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙥𝙞𝙙 𝙢𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧, 𝙄 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 𝙞𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙂𝙖𝙘𝙝𝙖 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙍𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙗𝙤𝙬𝙨... 𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙢𝙚 𝙥𝙪𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙛𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝘿𝘼𝙈𝙉 𝙄𝙏" 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝... 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐠𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐚 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭??? 𝐀 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐳𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐨𝐥𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

OLD MAN YAOI!! 🥹🫶 Lancelot has worked as a royal knight for decades and now as he hits close to retirement he has still yearned at a love for years. and now is comrades decide it's now or never and it's now.. [ bad grammar and spelling srry] cover art is mine!! :3 _ SillySilver2006

At midnight, when the world sleeps... Asiya wakes. She sees what others can't- ghosts, shadows, and the horrors hidden behind reality. Once, she feared them. Now? She's too lazy to even chase them away. The only daughter of a powerful CEO, living a life of luxury- yet secretly walking between the living and the dead, Asiya doesn't just see spirits... She sees the future. Not guesses. Not illusions. But events that will happen. And when she speaks- they come true. But as her powers begin to change fate itself... something far more dangerous starts watching her. Because in a world full of monsters- Even the dead whisper in fear: "She's not one of us... she's worse."

peter parker was just living with his aunt may, living his normal life as spiderman and peter himself, one day he entered into a technology project and went into a class feild trip to SI. I DO NOT OWN THE ART OF THE ALBUM!! important note!!! - civil war never happened. the avengers settled it down without fighting,peter currently still wears his spider-man hoodie with goggles suit, BUT he made himself an AI and named her karen he can hear her through an ear piece , the avengers doesn't know who is spider-man nor peter parker yet. also please do correct any spellings i did wrong, im open to criticism <3 in this story, peter and wade ARE NOT TOGETHER. aunt may also knows peter is spiderman and shes a huge supporter, so is mj snd ned that knows too this is kinda based off spman home coming SORRY FOR SLOW UPDATES IM A SLOW WRITER ^^"" warning! swearing killing ships mj x peter **discontinued.** last update was may-march 2022

short, cringe and boring. the effects of writers' block

read the title

Please dont read this dogshit of a book

A student is going to a new school, and meets cool people! But he pays one more attention. How will this pan out?

"What are you?" "A lazy... Hunter?" I DO NOT OWN SOLO LEVELING! THIS IS FOR MY AMUSEMENT ONLY (AND LETTING OUT MY IDEA BECAUSE ITS BEEN IN MY HEAD FOR SO LONG) WARNING: English is not my first language, my third actually. So i might not satisfy you because of my simple writing •~•'' COVER BY ME!

"Sleeping Beauty of Ashwood" In the luxurious town of Ashwood lives a girl everyone calls the "Sleeping Princess." Seraphina Ashwood is beautiful, gentle, unbelievably rich... and incredibly lazy. She sleeps anywhere she feels comfortable on velvet couches, beneath garden trees, inside libraries, and even during elegant parties. No matter how embarrassing it is, her parents never scold her. After all, she is the only daughter of the powerful Ashwood family their precious little princess. For Seraphina, life is simple. Soft pillows. Warm blankets. Peaceful naps. That is all she needs... But her quiet, sleepy world begins to change the moment Lucien Vale returns from abroad. Cold, intimidating, and breathtakingly handsome, Lucien is the heir to the Vale empire. With piercing siren-like eyes, effortless elegance, and a dangerous charm that makes everyone nervous around him, he arrives in Ashwood expecting to meet the perfect refined fiancée chosen by their families. Instead... He finds Seraphina asleep in the middle of the grand staircase. And somehow, from that very moment, he falls hopelessly in love. While Seraphina only dreams about naps and quiet afternoons, Lucien slowly becomes part of her peaceful world spoiling her, protecting her, and discovering the hidden sadness behind her sleepy eyes. But Ashwood is not as perfect as it seems. Old family rivalries begin to resurface. Secrets buried for years slowly come to light. And Seraphina herself may be connected to a mystery capable of changing both their lives forever. As love quietly blooms between the cold-hearted heir and the sleeping princess, one question remains Will Seraphina finally awaken to love? Or will the secrets of Ashwood tear them apart before they even begin?

cos x bfb au thingy?? idkk silly book idk what else to put here

【 𝐋 𝐀 𝐙 𝐄 】 ╰┈➤ ʟᴀᴢʏ!ʏ/ɴ × ᴋɴʏ / ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ sʟᴀʏᴇʀ ╰┈➤ It wasn't a legend, it wasn't a myth. But it was a story that was so unusual that it had to be one, right? Oh, how wrong you are. Somewhere right now, there is a demon slayer absolutely sleeping while eradicating dozens of demons on her path. Her name, unidentified. But she was mostly know as a 'lazy wind passing a valley'. ────୨ৎ──── ˗ˋˏ 𝚂𝚄𝙼𝙼𝙰𝚁𝚈 ˎˊ˗ ᴄᴏᴅɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ʙs... ────୨ৎ────

Just a short kind of horror story I wrote a long time ago. I thought it was kind of cool so now I'm sharing it with you! Enjoy!

[On hold]

Poem about fake friends

One lazy night, Lucia was taking smoke break at the rooftop at the company she worked at. As she looked down at all the cars racing by down below, she didn't notice the cream of the rooftop door, and received and unexpected push to the flashing lights from below. Who pushed her? No one knows. Was she scared? Definitely. What happens after you die? Well, we're about to find out I guess. ~~~ My original work~ Images do not belong to me unless I specified that I drew them(which probably won't happen). Please excuse my grammar T-T I'm still a noob at writing, so it'd help if you guys could comment a few tips~! Don't be afraid to give out your criticism, as it helps me very much to understand your POV, and how I can fix my mistakes ^^ Voting and commenting are much appreciated :D [[SLOW UPDATES IM SORRYYY]]