The Official Wendigoon Updates Account

i literally made wendigoon up as an april fools joke what do you mean he’s capable of sentient thoughts

is among us real

i dreamt last night that i was walking through my city and i thought ‘damn i need a haircut’ n wendigoon came up behind me and whispered ‘yeah you do’ while looking me up and down in a judgy fashion

DARLING! GUESS WHO’S BACK FROM JAIL???

me on surveillance finding out what wendigoon does every day

i always have the best ideas for wendigoon posts before i go to sleep and i’m always like ‘i’ll post this tomorrow’ but then i dream that me and ricky montgomery fall deeply in love with one another and when i wake up i'm so heartbroken to realise it was just a dream that i can't remember the post

sometimes my job is easy and enjoyable but most of the time i’m at the mercy of the internet

hey guys, wendates here! wendigoon ate my left leg :]

wendigoon isn’t a sleeper agent *wink*

he hungers

wendigoon is

hey guys, just dropping by to remind you all that i know what a moose is and i would never accidentally admit on the internet that i forgot what they were and had to try and describe it to google. that is FALSE and INCORRECT and i know EXACTLY what a MOOSE IS

wendates has a tummy ache but i’m being so brave about it